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1. 51 崩 Honkai: Star Rail: From the Start, I Reveal the Glory of the Uchiha 崩铁：开局展示宇智波的荣耀 In the Light衬光Anime Fanfiction112k WordsOngoing [Honkai: Star Rail + Hokage elements + tons of memes + comedy + absurdity + System + OOC] After accidentally transmigrating into Honkai: Star Rail, Qingye gets bound to a Naruto mobile game System. From the start, he draws Uchiha Izuna's skill set plus a chakra scroll. And so, a story centered on joy officially sets sail! …, … Herta Space Station “59 and 57 are both my lucky numbers, because I’m going to show off the glory of the Uchiha. Think, you fools!” (I see an opening!) Luo Qi: This is w 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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   [OK] No need for further explanation

2. 52 崩 Honkai: Star Rail: Journey into Error 崩铁行于错误 Luo Buzhou洛不周Anime Fanfiction233k WordsOngoing [Vivid Characters] [No Female Lead] [Not Mindless] [Original Path] My name is Luo Ning. A Path latched onto me, and when I woke up, I had become an “Error” Emanator. After that, I lost my memories. They say I should obediently follow my Path and become a worthy candidate for Aeonhood. But when I discovered that my Path was “Error,” my memories were blank, and I was a “transmigrated bug” who had stumbled into this world... I decided to give the universe a little “surprise.” Save the world? Rewrit 3Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 53 崩 Honkai: Star Rail: I Cosplay as Li Huowang, and They Think I'm Crazy 崩铁：cos李火旺他们说我疯了 A Ge Ban阿格斑Anime Fanfiction498k WordsCompleted [Honkai: Star Rail + Genshin Impact + Daoist Gu + Bizarre + The protagonist is a Xin Su] Hey, everyone! I'm Qing Yi, a miserable yet hilarious sort of existence. For some reason, my consciousness keeps bouncing back and forth between the worlds of Honkai: Star Rail and Genshin Impact. The whole thing is more thrilling than riding a roller coaster. But this System is totally unreliable. It takes off as soon as it starts up, though at least it thoughtfully left me some precious treasures from Daoi 3.1kReads7.1Score256Shelves

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   This book is absolutely fantastic! I recommend you skip to chapter 50 and beyond—wow! The protagonist's behavior is like that of a second-generation Pleasure God! It's just amazing!

4. 54 星 Honkai: Star Rail: Where Did All These Characters Come From? 星穹铁道：哪来的这些角色？ Ghostly Schemer鬼相谋Anime Fanfiction686k WordsOngoing [Original Character + System + Plot-Focused + Interactive] Good news: The System has arrived. Bad news: The System is over 200 years late. Good news: The rewards from the System are pretty good. Bad news: I ended up inside the game myself. . Player: "Mihoyo, has the story changed again?" Player: "Why do you say 'again'?" Zhong Xing: "Obviously, I did it." 643Reads8.2Score—Shelves

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   The funniest part is that you come here to cause trouble for the original main characters.

5. 55 崩 Honkai: Star Rail: I, Caelus, Am an Ultraman Warrior 崩铁：我，穹，是个奥特战士 The Stolen Username Twenty-Seven被抢注的二十七Anime Fanfiction588k WordsOngoing [Honkai: Star Rail] [Ultraman] [Not a watch-along story] [Chat Group] [Myriad Worlds] [Original Ultraman] [No harem] A transmigrator who has just become an Ultraman accidentally transmigrates a second time into the world of Honkai: Star Rail, where he becomes the male lead, Caelus. Note: The Chat Group only provides coordinates to other worlds and gives the Astral Express Crew cheat-like advantages. It is not the main focus. P.S. There is a string of mysterious numbers in the final standalone ch 2.7kReads6.8Score137Shelves

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   Push your books aside and look at your kids.

6. 56 星 Honkai: Star Rail: Aha Tossed Me into a Comedy Anime, and Now I’m Desperately Trying to Survive 星铁：被阿哈丢进搞笑番苦苦求生 No Freaking Out, No Twitching不抽风不抽搐Anime Fanfiction850k WordsCompleted [Honkai: Star Rail + KonoSuba + The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. + Lighthearted Tone + Comedy + Memes] Having just finished dealing with the mess on Penacony, the exhausted Trailblazer only wants to return to the train and hug the fluffy Conductor, Pom-Pom. But Aha, the Aeon of Elation, decides that's “not fun enough”! With a wave of their hand, the poor Stellaron freak is mercilessly tossed into an interdimensional vortex. Waiting for her is the beginner's village of Axel: Aqua the Goddess of Wi 648Reads6.6Score101Shelves

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   Hilarious story of Xingbao being thrown into the worlds of Konosuba and Saiki K. By Aha 🙂👍

7. 57 崩 Honkai: Star Rail: At the End, Will You Believe in the Existence of the Heart? 崩铁：终末你会相信心的存在吗 A Drifter at the End of the Road Stealing Half a Day of Leisure末路之徒浮生半日偷闲Anime Fanfiction674k WordsOngoing [No System] [Sky screen livestream] [Occasional original music] [Mostly comedy] [A little angst, but a happy ending] [Occasionally absurd] [Slow-paced] As I envision it, this is a story that takes the end as its path, moving from “the end” to “nothingness,” then returning to the end. I haven’t decided whether it’ll be a short or long story yet, but the overall pacing should be slow, with slice-of-life absurdist comedy. This kind of absurd comedy includes, but is not limited to: Having Welt say, 454Reads—Score—Shelves

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   I'm bravely volunteering for a non-traditional, simulation-free, system-free story. Anyone interested? No low-brow humor, no out-of-character moments. I've already started writing Pinocchio. I'll be live-streaming on Sky Screen and occasionally releasing a couple of songs. The protagonist has no system, and the story is primarily slow-paced, comedic space comedy. There will be some minor emotional moments, but the ending is definitely happy. Onpharos has a happy ending, but it's not finished yet. Are you willing to wait?

8. 58 崩 Honkai: Star Rail: From Destruction to the End 崩铁：从毁灭走向终末 Seasoned Slacking Expert资深摸鱼专家Anime Fanfiction676k WordsOngoing An otherworldly soul that witnessed a miracle of Destruction is reborn in the world of Honkai: Star Rail, until it reaches the final End... On Jarilo-VI, it establishes the Imaginary Foundation and merges with a Stellaron. On the Xianzhou Luofu, it usurps the will of the Heliobi and schemes with Phantylia to seize the Ambrosial Arbor. On Penacony, it harvests minds and wills, exploiting wishes to create an artificial god. On Amphoreus, it steals the Emperor's Scepter's computing power, elevates 687Reads8.0Score—Shelves

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   Here, over 300,000 words have been written. The setting is faithfully recreated. The protagonist is initially caught in a devastating attack, possessing both martial prowess and strategic brilliance. He steals the Star Core from Yalilo and schemes against the Immortal Ship and the Illusory Tree.

9. 59 星 Honkai: Star Rail: Ascending to Godhood, Starting with Kamen Rider 星穹铁道：从假面骑士开始登神 A Nameless Passerby一个路过的无名客Anime Fanfiction1.7M WordsOngoing [The rating just came out and will gradually improve. Please give it a chance and read at least a couple of chapters ✪ω✪] Many years from now, as Li Xingzhao takes part in the ascension ritual on Amphoreus, he will remember the afternoon he first transformed on the space station. And the place where he met the love of his life. (One female lead, a star, and a power fantasy. In the middle, he'll gain combat abilities from other series, turning this Kamen Rider story into a crossover with various 4.5kReads8.7Score332Shelves

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   So much fun! 👍👍👍

10. 60 星 Honkai: Star Rail: This Trailblazer Is a Little Too Improper! 星穹铁道：这个开拓者不太正经！ The Seeker of Light寻光人Anime Fanfiction1.8M WordsCompleted [Unbeatable censor dodger + unhinged protagonist + insanely satisfying power fantasy!] Qiong ascends from a Stellaron to become an Aeon, vowing to spread the glory of Propagation across the entire universe! Qiong says, “I love everyone all at once! That’s the Great Love Venerable Qiong for you!” “Damn, you fall in love with everyone you meet, don’t you?” Even Aha admits defeat and is willing to let Qiong become the new Aeon of Elation! But Qiong scoffs and says arrogantly to Aha, “I only ask one 10.4kReads9.3Score910Shelves

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    You've come to the right person! We've discovered a small number of novels within a large amount of entertainment!

11. 61 崩 Honkai: Star Rail: The Guilty Girl and the Astral Express Crew 崩铁：赎罪少女与列车组 Drunkenly Falling into the Galaxy醉坠入星河Anime Fanfiction282k WordsOngoing [No tearjerkers] + [Redemption] + [Astral Express Crew for life] + [Rewrite the regrets] On the way to the Land of Sleep, Ye is stopped by a red mask. Without a word, it insists on striking a strange bargain with her. Ye agrees, then blacks out. When she opens her eyes, a beautiful gray-haired girl is lying beside her. Ye: Anyone else get this? I just got kidnapped by a mask. At Herta Space Station, Ye protects the companions by her side. Ye: I’ll always be here. We’ll stay together forever. In 159Reads6.7Score—Shelves

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    Should we give this a try?

12. 62 崩 Honkai: Star Rail: A Socially Mortifying Fanfic, Feixiao and Feimao Are Lucky Dogs Who Win by Doing Nothing 崩铁社死二创，赛飞猫猫是躺赢狗 A Truth一位TruthAnime Fanfiction294k WordsOngoing [Honkai: Star Rail]+ [Honkai Impact 3rd]+ [Absurd Memes]+ [Amphoreus]+ [The Flame-Chasers See the Chrysos Heirs] Chu Si transmigrates into the Honkai universe and becomes a librarian for Schicksal. All he has to do each day is sit behind the desk. But Chu Si has no combat skills whatsoever, nor any exceptional intelligence. He’s just a total nobody. Just as he’s about to give up and wait to die, expecting the Honkai to wipe him out like a foot soldier, the System appears before him. All he has t —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    If you don't laugh after watching this, you're amazing! 👍

13. 63 来 I Arrived in Honkai: Star Rail, and My Past Is a Problem 来到崩铁的我，过去很有问题 Genius Club, Seat Zero天才俱乐部第零席Anime Fanfiction558k WordsOngoing [Mainly Honkai: Star Rail + Honkai Impact 3rd] [the Myriad Worlds (rapid world-hopping)] [multiple heroines] [constant memes] [skills and items from childhood memories] [spoilers for characters] (A heads-up before reading: please don't flame the story) After quitting his soul-crushing job, Wang Xu was unexpectedly chosen by a super wish-granting System from a higher dimension and transmigrated into the world of Honkai: Star Rail. But he arrived two years early, before the story had even begun, a 123Reads5.6Score121Shelves

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    This is a work that plays with internet memes; please enjoy!

14. 64 人 In Genshin Impact, Starting with Tormenting Paimon 人在原神，从迫害派蒙开始 I Want to Eat Fufu's Cream Puffs我要吃芙芙的泡芙Anime Fanfiction636k WordsOngoing [Honkai: Star Rail and Genshin Impact crossover] [Invincible] [System] [Not a goody-two-shoes] [Rimuru the Slime King] [Everyday comedy] [Decisive and ruthless] [Just here for fun] [Glint-Glint Fruit] I should make it a little more twisted… Ahem, I mean, a little more entertaining. That’s what makes it fun. He’ll also visit other anime worlds to have some fun. [Go fish-bombing with his daughter Klee, tease Hu Tao, get cuddled by Stelle, and sleep with March 7th. Man, what a sweet life!] Get his 15Reads5.9Score100Shelves

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    In my book, I stole Jingyuan and Fuxuan's panties, tricked Luosha into telling Uncle Yang that I was the Herrscher of Reason and asked why I was there, locked the train crew's abilities, and Uncle Yang immediately started laughing like a chuunibyou. I got kissed on the cheek by Qiqi, Yaoyao, and Klee, stole the wine that Venti had hidden under the tree, transformed into Xing and used the 100% panty-stealing skill to wreak havoc everywhere, tricked Ying into shouting at the Immortal Ceremony, "The Emperor is dead, Ying shall rise to power," transformed into Rimuru and said to Zhongli, "You heartless man," and created the flying Zhongli. 😏

15. 65 崩 Honkai: Star Rail: I’m Fighting an Aeon, Is This for Real? 崩铁，我打星神，真的假的 Nan Nan囝囡Anime Fanfiction607k WordsCompleted [Everyday Life + System + Gender-Bender + Cuddles+] Chapter 30: Herta Space Station; Chapter 36: Yalilo-VI; Chapter 43: Luofu; Chapter 63: Penacony; Chapter 117: Amphoreus; Chapter 280: Edo Star I've really started letting loose and making up new plotlines later on. (•‿•) Ye Ling transmigrates into the world of Honkai: Star Rail. Alone in another world and having lost almost all his cultivation from the start, he should have no way to survive. But then he gets something called the “System.” It 13Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It would be a waste not to read 10,000 words of safe, non-toxic posts every day, okay? There's definitely some fun to be had.

16. 66 为 Wishing Honkai: Star Rail a Bright Future 为崩铁的未来献上美好祝福 Wumeng Chao无梦謿Anime Fanfiction1.3M WordsOngoing On a stormy night, eerie laughter erupted throughout the apartment complex. The author had just pulled a fully maxed-out Firefly and laughed so hard the neighbors thought the place was haunted. His mom immediately called the Third Psychiatric Hospital and specifically requested Director Xiang, a specialist in treating gaming addiction. Director Xiang had once been an assistant to the Thunderbolt Fist, and this month he happened to be admitting patient number 250. He personally drove over and es 2Reads6.8Score—Shelves

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    Chapter 135 Mysterious Future Guest (Part 1) The night was dark and windy… no, the moon was bright and the stars were few. The open-air training ground of Danheng Academy was quiet. Mi Yin was frowning at the light screen projected by her star chart. The star chart had indeed been upgraded to a shining blue quality, but this battle armor… why did it feel increasingly constricting? Especially her chest, it felt so stuffy! She pinched the extra bit of soft flesh around her waist and sighed bitterly, "Sigh… it's all because I've been clinging to Zuo Jiang every day lately, I've become decadent!" She had to lose weight! Immediately! Right now! So, in the dead of night, she secretly sneaked to the training ground, ready to try out her good (mischievous) friend Da Qiao's latest invention—the cool flying machine codenamed "Sun Red Wing"! Why not use it during the day? Well… because… Xiao Qiao had "friendly-painted" it. The originally streamlined silver metal wings were now covered with colorful, glowing, and extremely cartoonish… Peppa Pig and Patrick Star images! With a flap of her wings, Peppa Pig and Patrick Star emitted an eerie and unnerving glow in the night! If she had used this during the day, Mi Yin felt she might as well drop out of school and move to another planet. "For the sake of losing weight... I'll endure it!" Mi Yin gritted her teeth and activated her Crimson Wings. Whoosh—! The pair of graffiti-covered wings emitting an eerie glow slowly unfolded behind her, and the powerful thrust instantly lifted her off the ground. The night breeze brushed against her cheeks, and the night view of the academy below her, the exhilaration of flight temporarily dispelled her awkwardness. "Wow! I feel like I'm back!" She happily twirled around, Peppa Pig and Patrick Star drawing two bright arcs in the night sky. Just then, she spotted something—at the edge of the training field below, a familiar figure was standing there, seemingly looking up at her! It was Senior Zuo Jiang! Mi Yin's heart skipped a beat, and a (what she considered) brilliant idea instantly flooded her mind: Pretend to lose control! Create a romantic accidental fall! Perfect! "Ouch—!" She cried out dramatically, her crimson wings flashing Peppa Pig lights in perfect unison as she tumbled headlong towards Zuo Jiang! She had even planned how she would land softly in her senior's arms… However—the warm embrace she had envisioned didn't arrive. A calm voice came from below: "Hmm?" The next second, Mi Yin felt a tremendous, irresistible force precisely grab her waist, and then… without any cushioning! A smooth, even slightly impatient, over-the-shoulder throw followed! Thud! Mi Yin slammed solidly onto the training field's rubber surface, dizzy and seeing stars. Her crimson wings flickered a few times, and Peppa Pig's eyes seemed to distort. "Ugh…" Mi Yin nearly fainted from the impact, tears welling in her eyes from the pain. She was about to angrily question Zuo Jiang about his madness! But when she looked up, all her words caught in her throat. The Zuo Jiang standing before her was indeed the Zuo Jiang she knew… but something felt completely off! He was wearing a sharply tailored black leather trench coat with subtle patterns, and a pair of cool black sunglasses that covered most of his face. He exuded an aura of unapproachability and… an indescribable, devilishly handsome charm! He was completely different from the Zuo Jiang she usually knew, who, although a bit dull, was still quite gentle! Mi Yin's heart started pounding uncontrollably, her cheeks instantly turning bright red. The anger she felt from being thrown was instantly replaced by a huge wave of infatuation: "Zuo Jiang, you… your outfit…" So handsome! This dark style! It completely hit her aesthetic sweet spot! Zuo Jiang (?) Didn't answer her question. He simply slowly raised his hand and took off his sunglasses. Beneath the sunglasses were not the eyes Mi Yin was familiar with, but a pair of… mechanical prosthetic eyes flashing with a cold, chilling red light! That red light instantly focused on Mi Yin! Whoosh—! A thin red laser beam shot out from the prosthetic eye, striking Mi Yin precisely on the forehead! "Ah!" Mi Yin cried out, but the expected pain didn't come. She only felt her body go limp, as if something important had been instantly ripped away. Everything went black, and she completely lost consciousness, collapsing limply to the ground. "Zuo Jiang" glanced coldly at Mi Yin lying on the ground, put his sunglasses back on, and his figure vanished like a ghost into the shadows. The next day, the Danheng Academy's official website prominently displayed a red announcement: [Emergency Security Alert] Last night, Mi, a second-year transfer student, was attacked by an unidentified mysterious person at the outdoor training ground and unfortunately fell into a coma! No property was found missing at the scene, but the victim's astrological energy signal was briefly disrupted! All students are warned: Do not go out alone at night! Try to travel in groups! Report any suspicious persons to the police immediately! The academy's security team has launched an investigation! **The comments section below the announcement exploded instantly:** "Holy crap? Is it for real? Who dares to make a move in the academy?" "Senior Miyin? Is she that beautiful angel senior?" "Mysterious person? What does she look like? Is there surveillance?" "Energy disturbance? Is it a robbery or a sexual assault?" "Is the training ground unsafe tonight? I wanted to go for a night run!" That night, in the shadows at the edge of the training ground. "Big sister! Lock onto the energy residue! The attacker is likely to reappear tonight!" Xiao Qiao lowered her voice, excitedly waving her mechanical arm, which was loaded with various non-lethal capture tools. "Xiao Qiao has prepared 'Role of Justice' and 'Smiling Sticky Bomb'! We must catch this bad guy!" Da Qiao stood calmly to the side, her icy blue eyes scanning the surroundings: "Risk assessment in progress... Ambush plan approved. Activate optical camouflage, maintain silence." The two sisters lay in wait, preparing for a righteous two-on-one fight. The next morning. The students discovered a neatly stacked pile of... Parts at the entrance of the training ground. It was Xiao Qiao. She was disassembled thoroughly, yet remarkably "organized." Arms, legs, torso, head… even screws and circuit boards were neatly arranged, polished to a gleaming shine, as if they had just undergone deep cleaning. Her optical glasses still flickered faintly among the pile of parts above her head, filled with bewilderment and grievance. Beside her, Da Qiao stood motionless, as if she had crashed. Her consciousness was extremely chaotic; her memory of the last few minutes of last night… was completely blank. She only remembered an incredibly fast black shadow flashing by, and then… nothing more. She was forced to activate the emergency data-driven evasion procedure, but clearly failed to completely evade; some of her memory data was forcibly stripped or disrupted. The university's official website immediately updated the announcement: [Alert Escalated] Last night's ambush plan failed! The heroic student surnamed Qiao (a robot) was brutally disassembled! Another student surnamed Qiao (a data lifeform) suffered memory damage! The attackers are extremely dangerous! Their methods are extremely heinous! The open-air training ground is now officially designated as a Level 1 forbidden area! "No one is allowed to approach at night! Repeat! No approaching!" The entire academy was in a state of panic, buzzing with discussion. This attacker was too fierce! Even Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao, working together, were defeated? Meanwhile… "Zuo Jiang! Please explain where you were last night?" "A witness claims the attacker's build resembles yours!" "Furthermore, Mi Yin has been interacting with you too closely lately!" "We suspect you are involved in this series of attacks! Please cooperate with the investigation!" The student council's disciplinary committee members surrounded Zuo Jiang, who was eating in the cafeteria, completely unaware of everything and utterly bewildered. Zuo Jiang: "??? I was sleeping in my dorm last night! What attack? What robot dismantling? I know nothing about it!" "Insufficient evidence? But you are the prime suspect! To ensure the safety of other students, please temporarily go to the 'Meditation Room' to rest for a few days!" Thus, Zuo Jiang, completely out of it, was "invited" into a special confinement room. This confinement room… had quite a history. It was supposedly designed by a bored bigwig from the Genius Club. The moment the door closed, the world became quiet. The walls, floor, and ceiling were all made of a special kind of "memory inert metal" that could absorb all energy and physical impact. Zuo Jiang tried to reason with them, but no one listened. He tried to gently push the door. The door didn't budge. He applied a little more force. The door still didn't move. He got a little angry, and the power of his destructive destiny erupted. After more than thirty layers of transformation, he threw a punch. Bang! A muffled sound. The power was absorbed completely by the walls, like a mud ox sinking into the sea. Even more outrageous, however much force he threw, the surrounding walls immediately produced as many new, identical metal door phantoms as possible, layer upon layer, seemingly endless! As if saying, "Tear it down? Tear down one layer and there are ten thousand more, tear down ten thousand and there are a hundred million more. Trying to compete with me, Old Sun, in nesting dolls? You're still too green!" Zuo Jiang stared at the endless nesting dolls of doors within doors within doors within doors... Completely dumbfounded. "What the hell..." He slumped helplessly onto the cold floor, staring at the smooth walls that reflected his bewildered face, and cried out in despair, "Who did this?! What on earth happened?! Help—!" Outside the door, the disciplinary committee member's cold voice drifted in: "Reflect on your actions, suspect Zuo Jiang. Oh, and just so you know, there's no signal in here, don't even think about calling for help." Zuo Jiang: "..." (Inner monologue: I'm innocent!!!)

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