Funny Occult Stories 玄学搞笑文

1. 1 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: From the Start, I Beat Up a Top Mediator 直播算命：开局暴打金牌调解员 Orange a Pear橘个梨子Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigration + Livestreaming + Fortune-Telling + Ghost-Hunting + No Romance] “Fine, fine, if you won’t let me use it, then nobody gets to use it!” With that furious shout, Ji Chu, the last Judge’s Brush in the entire Underworld, is caught up in a power struggle among the Four Judges. Zhong Kui, the most hot-tempered of them all, grabs him and throws him into the River of Oblivion. Ji Chu: “?” So you guys fight and I’m the one who gets hurt? Because of Zhong Kui’s throw, Ji Chu transmigrates i 6.3kReads9.1Score74014d adds

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   The streamer's skill as a judge is undeniable; wearing a mask during the live stream ensures that the real world and the online world remain separate. Each story is also unique and refreshing!

2. 2 玄 The Occult Ancestor Is Still Paying Off Debts Today 玄学老祖宗今天也在还债 Xia Tianbao夏甜宝Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Based on the original novel The Legendary Fortune-Telling Ancestor [Occult arts + satisfying read + sweet romance] Decades ago, Yun Qing took in seven disciples and happily settled down to lie flat and enjoy her retirement. But then she was actually jolted awake by hunger! Her merit was gone, her gold and jewels were gone, and her Taoist temple had even been mortgaged by her unfilial disciples. With no other choice, she had to start the grueling business of paying off her debts. Drawing talisman 1.8kReads9.2Score30914d adds

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   This is the only novel I've ever finished reading. I never read novels longer than two thousand words because I lack the patience, but this one was exceptionally good. The plot didn't drag, there was no romantic pairing, the female lead was incredibly strong, and the logic was very clear. It's definitely worth reading.

3. 3 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: Girl, Your Bazi Is Seriously Wild 直播算命：姐妹你八字很淦 Little Rabbit Demon King兔子大魔王Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [No Couple, Strong Female Lead, Live-Streamed Fortune-Telling and Metaphysics, with Various Ways to Change Your Luck] Fortune-telling on a livestream? Heaven Official's Blessing? There are gods three feet above your head. May the Supreme Lord Lao make his presence known! After graduating, Zhao Yun Er inherits a small Taoist temple. With no incense offerings, she starts livestreaming to bring in visitors. [Streamer, when will I meet the right person?] Zhao Yun Er calculates on her fingers. Sis, y 701Reads9.3Score10014d adds

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   A hilarious esoteric story featuring Zhao Yun'er, Jiang Mizhi, and Xia Qingzhu, all former masters of metaphysics who now make a living by live-streaming fortune telling. The last one, in particular, gets him arrested for every fortune he tells.

4. 4 假 The Fake Heiress Livestreams Fortune-Telling, Exposing Every Sin 假千金直播算命，罪恶通通现形 Fallen Star星星落Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [No romance + fortune-telling livestreams + gossip + episodic stories + punishing evil and promoting good + powerful female lead] The former High God awakens in the body of Jiang Mizhi, the Jiang family’s fake heiress. In her previous life, she was not only dumped by her fiance, but also treated as the family’s punching bag. Would someone as powerful as her really let them bully her? She hits back and cuts ties with the Jiang family. With no job and no savings, Jiang Mizhi takes up fortune-telli 1.3kReads9.3Score17014d adds
5. 5 飞 After Failing to Ascend, I Livestream Fortune-Telling and Leave My Clients Depressed 飞升失败后，直播算命客户抑郁了 Little Witch小巫Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [No male lead] + [Mysticism] + [Absurd comedy] + [Cultivation] She was one step away from ascending when she was struck dead by heavenly lightning. Was it the mercilessness of the Heavenly Dao, or was she just a terrible person? After taking stock of what happened, Xia Qingzhu decides to accumulate merit properly. Day one of fortune-telling: She gets a streamer who steals electric scooters sentenced to death. Day two: A seller of rock candy gets sentenced to eleven months. Day three: Someone ste 20.1kReads9.4Score2.8k14d adds
6. 6 穿 After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Became the Ghost That Haunts the Mystic Arts World 穿书后我竟成了玄门鬼见愁 Rain Falls, Light Sleep雨落浅眠Mystery923k WordsCompleted An audiobook version of this book is available. The male lead appears relatively late, and the romance is a case of marriage first, love later. This story is entirely fictional. Feng Jiuqing, a Celestial Master, draws the wrong formation while hunting ghosts and accidentally transmigrates into a melodramatic novel she once read. She becomes the vicious female character number N. In her previous life, she never managed to accumulate merit, and her master said she was too detached from the world t 12.6kReads9.0Score1.6k14d adds

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   The overall style is fresh and cute, and the romance scenes are also lighthearted and cheerful.

7. 7 玄 The Mystic Queen Returns and Turns the Ghost Realm Upside Down 玄学女王回归后，炸翻鬼界 Galaxy Dream星河梦Modern Romance500k WordsCompleted [Metaphysics + redemption + ghost hunting] Lu Chi, a gifted young man, loses his sight and becomes paralyzed in a car accident. Everyone tramples on and humiliates him, and he grows dark and twisted. Ye Qing, a grandmaster of metaphysics, comes to repay a debt of gratitude. She treats his illness, treats him kindly, and gives him all the tenderness she can. His pale, frightening face turns toward her. “What do you want?” Ye Qing smiles brightly. “I want you to be well.” In an instant, all the em 7.9kReads9.5Score1.1k14d adds

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   It's a great watch; the story is very engaging. There aren't many stories, but each one is captivating.

8. 8 快 Run! The Deranged Host Has No Heart 快跑，疯批宿主她没有心 Nai Naiyi奈奈一Modern Romance729k WordsCompleted [Quick Transmigration] [No Romance] [Strong Female Lead] Li Ku was once a piece of deadwood from the Primordial Realm, rootless and adrift in the abyss. Her daily routine was to watch countless great demons enter in perfect shape and leave missing limbs. One day, someone claiming to be a Tasker mistook her for a treasure and brought her back to the Time and Space Administration. No freeloaders were allowed there, so Li Ku, gathering dust, was kicked into a mission world. What was a mission? In t 6.6kReads9.3Score77514d adds

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   Synopsis: A quick transmigration story featuring a strong female protagonist who takes revenge on scumbags. Character traits: The female protagonists are all very strong and crazy. Main character relationship: System and mission taker. Genre: No romance. Rating: Six stars.

9. 9 系 The System's a Clown, I Make Things Worse: Rebellious to the Core 系统沙雕我添堵，一身反骨离大谱 Ou Cong偶葱Modern Romance9.1M WordsCompleted They came from distinguished families and were beautiful, talented, and exceptional. But whenever they crossed paths with the male and female leads, they became brainless cannon fodder, burning themselves up to make the leads’ romance flourish until their dying breath. And now Gu Mo has become all those women from countless novels. System: Boss, you can face-slap the villains and break up those couples! Go get ’em! Gu Mo: I’m awesome! I can do this! Much later, the System stares in bewilderment 37.2kReads9.1Score3.1k14d adds
10. 10 成 On Our Wedding Night, the Obsessive Crown Prince Took Me to the Eastern Palace 成亲当晚，偏执太子夺我入东宫 Jiang Xiaoshi江小十Ancient Romance504k WordsCompleted The aloof, possessive Crown Prince × the dazzling beauty who loves money Everyone in the Eastern Palace knows that the Crown Princess was snatched away from someone else by the Crown Prince. Once the Crown Prince, as elegant as jade and as clear as moonlight, fell into the sea of love, there was no climbing back out. He Yue transmigrated to ancient times and became the owner of a rouge shop. She wasn’t rich or powerful, but her life was peaceful and carefree. Then one day, the woman she liv 34.6kReads9.0Score2.7k14d adds
11. 11 绑 After Binding the Underworld System, I Had a Blast Taking Down Scumbags 绑了冥府系统后虐渣爽爆了 Calamity of the Galaxy星河祸Modern Romance3.4M WordsCompleted [Metaphysics, supernatural, mutual healing, strong heroine, sweet romance, satisfying and smart] After Chi Zao is reborn and bound to a System, her daily tasks are to catch ghosts, guide souls, and stop powerful figures from turning evil. Mocked as a scarred beauty with a ruined face? She’ll grab a bottle of scar-removing elixir from the System shop. Born poor, with no power or influence? President Chi, your company has gone public. Feng shui masters chase after her, begging to take her as their 2.4kReads9.2Score52114d adds

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    This book is absolutely captivating—despite its esoteric subject matter, it compels you to read on patiently, afraid to skip a single page. Every twist is like a meticulously laid trap; once you start reading, you can't escape. The author constructs the world with such detail that even a casual remark from a supporting character can unleash a storm later on. I even developed the habit of rereading it, afraid of missing any foreshadowing. By the second half, turning the pages became a delicate exercise, both eager to know the ending and reluctant to let the journey conclude. A truly good story is like this—it makes you forget about time, focusing solely on the adventure within the lines.

12. 12 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: The Female Ghost Is Anxious About Her Looks 直播算命：女鬼她容貌焦虑了 Hua Qingqing华卿卿Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Also known as: Live Fortune-Telling: Your Dad’s Been Running Around Naked Down There for Three Years [No romance, livestreaming, fortune-telling, episodic stories] Lin Qingwan transmigrates into a book while attending a metaphysics lecture and reading a tearjerker. She becomes the poor, lovesick heroine who loses a kidney, a leg, and her sight, goes bald, yet stubbornly survives to get a happy ending with the male lead. After waking up to find her home completely bare, Lin Qingwan returns to her 5kReads9.2Score73714d adds

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    These three books are all by masters of metaphysics, and I personally think they're pretty good. The plots are exciting, full of twists and turns, and get better with each reading. They're packed with skills and are so addictive you can't put them down.

13. 13 玄 The Metaphysics Master Shakes the World After Coming Down from the Mountain 玄学大佬下山后轰动全世界 Gathering the Galaxy一揽星河Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Mysticism + satisfying read + sweet romance] Everyone in the industry says the newly reunited eldest daughter of the Su family is a menace. One sentence from her can break up a marriage, shatter a family, drive someone into bankruptcy, or land them in jail, so people steer clear of her. What’s more, she has opened a Taoist temple and does fortune-telling, face-reading, feng shui, sells talismans, and catches ghosts. She’s done every sort of scam imaginable! Later, word gets around that the elde 73.8kReads9.5Score10.9k14d adds
14. 14 玄 Mystical Livestream: The Big Shot Moves Bricks Online 玄学直播间：大佬她在线搬砖 Yi Yao伊瑶Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted (The heroine goes solo early on; the male lead is just a supporting character, and she doesn't get into petty fights with the fake heiress.) A metaphysics expert fails her tribulation and wakes up in the body of a girl hauling bricks at a construction site. To gather faith, she starts livestreaming fortune-telling, only to accidentally read her own biological father's fortune. So she's actually the real daughter of a wealthy family? Back in the wealthy household, she faces three unfamiliar broth 18kReads9.1Score2.8k14d adds
15. 15 下 After Coming Down the Mountain, I Can’t Hide My Identity as a Metaphysics Master! 下山后，我玄学大佬的身份藏不住了！ Mighty Cilantro大力香菜Modern Romance505k WordsCompleted [Hilarious + ridiculous + light supernatural] Before her master died, he told her to descend the mountain and rid the city of evil spirits to earn merit. Born with an ill-fated yin fate, she was bound to face danger at every turn! But she never expected to run into a star of misfortune who loved sticking close to her… Her master repeatedly warned her in her dreams not to let him get close. Otherwise, the two of them would be plagued by bad luck or even lose their lives. They had met tragic ends 26Reads8.8Score—14d adds
16. 16 一 Somehow, I Became a Dual-Talent Big Shot in Entertainment and the Occult World 一不小心混成娱乐圈玄门双料大佬 Build Up Strength and Rise厚积而起Modern Romance513k WordsCompleted (Metaphysics + Showbiz + Ancient Soul in the Modern World + Lighthearted, Indulgent Romance) Wenren Zhan, the last princess of the Great Liang dynasty, transmigrates into the modern world. From then on, resources pour in and her luck reaches heaven-high levels, making her a leading star in both showbiz and metaphysics! She only wanted to focus on her career, but who could have guessed… On her first day, she walked in on a big shot taking a bath. After that, she could never find a moment’s peace! 78Reads8.9Score—14d adds
17. 17 玄 Mysticism: A Female Cultivator Reborn as a Wicked Old Lady, Living Life on Her Own Terms 玄学：女修穿成极品老太独自美丽 Get Rich Quick Pear暴富梨Mystery1.8M WordsCompleted [Mystical arts, satisfying read, no romance] Su Ran fails to advance and transmigrates into the body of a shrewish old woman in another world. The original owner is a notorious local spirit medium who makes a living by swindling people. She's a selfish, lazy old woman. As soon as Su Ran arrives, she's nearly thrown in jail, and only escapes thanks to her ghost-catching skills. The family she rescues escorts her home with drums and gongs, only to find her five children setting up a memorial shrin 3.3kReads8.8Score37514d adds
18. 18 玄 The Real Heiress, a Metaphysics Expert, Got Rich 玄学大佬真千金她暴富了 Jian Tu Shi简图时Modern Romance392k WordsCompleted (Formations + Fortune-Telling + Ghost-Hunting + Spirit Companions) Five hundred years ago, Ling Xi was a metaphysical prodigy who rocked the cultivation world. She died in battle against a dark cultivator, only to be reborn as Wen Lingxi, the true heiress in a story about a fake and a real heiress. The real heiress grew up in a village, and her wealthy birth parents thought she was uncouth. Her father didn't care for her, and her mother didn't love her. After Ling Xi arrived, she casually drew a 566Reads9.2Score11114d adds
19. 19 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: From the Start, I Sponsored Grandpa's Underworld Startup 直播算命：开局赞助爷爷地府创业 Osmanthus of August, Gui'an八月桂安Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [No Romance + Livestreaming + Fortune-Telling + Metaphysics + Showbiz] A metaphysical master fails her tribulation and wakes up in the body of a universally hated, C-list villainess. To pay off her breach-of-contract fees, Ji He starts livestreaming fortune-telling. A viewer with dark circles under his eyes calls in: “Streamer, why do I dream every night that my grandpa is telling me to burn joss paper?” Ji He: “Your grandpa's starting a business down below. He's short on cash.” Viewer: “...” On 43.9kReads9.3Score7.8k14d adds
20. 20 老 The Ancestress Became Famous Worldwide Through Metaphysics 老祖宗靠玄学火遍全世界 Oolong Milk Cap Tea奶盖乌龙茶Modern Romance700k WordsCompleted [Mysticism, spiritual qi revival, self-redemption, supernatural phenomena, no male lead! No male lead! No male lead! The Long family isn’t important, they’re only here because the later plot needs them.] Tang Xin is the ugly, ill-omened second daughter of the Tang family. When she was five, a high fever damaged her mind, and she was sent to live in an orphanage. Only after she was sent to the Long family and humiliated there did she awaken to her true identity. It turned out she was an all-power 572Reads9.1Score10414d adds

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    These female protagonists are none other than the most renowned top figures in the world of metaphysics, veritable patriarchs. For them, catching ghosts and drawing talismans are just basic skills; they are true fearsome figures even to ghosts. The authors are logically rigorous and their writing is well-structured. As for the humor, you, the passing readers, will have to click in and experience it for yourselves!

21. 21 玄 The Little Ancestor of the Mystical Sect Has Returned from Cultivation 玄门小祖宗修仙回来了 Rampaging Moon暴走月亮Modern Romance2.0M WordsCompleted [Signed for print publication]+ [Metaphysical fantasy, urban supernatural, mystery and crime-solving, ensemble cast, sweet romance, 1v1 (there is a male lead, but he’s basically just set dressing!)] After returning from the cultivation world, Yuan Jiu becomes the junior grandmaster of Guiyuan Temple. There are only two people in the whole temple, and it’s three hundred million in debt. After looking over the bills, Yuan Jiu just wants to give up on the spot. But if she doesn’t repay her debt 21.3kReads9.3Score3.1k14d adds
22. 22 神 The Divine Fortune-Teller Speaks with Ghosts, and the King of Hell Is Her Little Brother 神算她能与鬼通，阎王是她小老弟 The Badger of the Green Grassland青青草原平头哥Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ghost Hunting + Fortune-Telling + Top Combat Power + Heaven's Own Daughter] A scumbag father, a fake-nice stepmother, and a white-lotus younger sister who's a piece of work? Tang Qing wasn't afraid. She cut off all family ties from the start. Karma? Heavenly retribution? Sorry, Heaven is her own dear father. Evil spirits, zombies, and if you hit them, they'll report you to the underworld? Oh, the King of Hell is her little brother. A handful of talismans in one hand and a sword in the other, sh 2.8kReads9.2Score35814d adds
23. 23 道 After Transmigrating, the Taoist Little Ancestor Only Wants to Find Romance 道家小祖宗穿越后，只想掐桃花 Ai Beibei愛贝贝Modern Romance367k WordsCompleted [Ancient Times to Modern Day] [Light Supernatural Fiction in an Alternate Setting] [Mysticism and Ghost Hunting] [Strong Female Lead, Satisfying Revenge] [One-on-One Romance, Both Pure] [Sweet Romance] Rong Jiu's master coaxed her down the mountain, telling her she was destined to face a peach blossom calamity. To avert it, Rong Jiu had to take the person connected to that fated romance as her disciple. After dozing off, she transmigrated to the modern era, and her destined love promptly crashed 1.1kReads9.3Score15314d adds
24. 24 绝 The Stunning Young Heavenly Master’s Daily Face-Slapping 绝色小天师打脸日常 Give It a Persimmon Try柿柿就试试Modern Romance438k WordsCompleted Tang Yici is the youngest disciple of a mystic sect, born with a Heavenly Eye that lets her see the realms of yin and yang. But when she turns twenty-two, her master reads her fate and tells her she must guide a hundred thousand restless spirits, or she will never set foot on the Road to the Underworld or cross the River of Forgetfulness. With no other choice, she has to embark on the path of a Celestial Master. She discovers that every spirit has a tale of love and hatred behind it. Watch as th 925Reads9.4Score14514d adds
25. 25 我 Me, the King of Hell: What's Wrong with Having More Fans? 我，阎王，粉丝多点怎么啦？ Lychee Boba Tea荔枝啵啵茶Modern Romance611k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + livestreaming + mysticism + satisfying revenge] The fourth season of the variety show A Trip with My Brother shot to fame again after a strange young woman named Yan Xiaoxiao joined the cast, claiming she could tell fortunes. Everyone treated it as a joke, until... “Judging by the mole on your face, you just remarried and gave birth to twins.” A popular actress was exposed for secretly marrying, and even marrying a second time. “Your love life is thriving. You must have two girlfriend 3.9kReads9.3Score71114d adds
26. 26 满 The Max-Level Expert Becomes a Legend Through Metaphysics 满级大佬靠玄学成为传说 Northern Feather Kite北翎之鸢Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Jun Ci, a big shot from the demon realm, transmigrated overnight into an obscure entertainment-industry nobody who had tried to mooch off a top-tier star and then been exposed online for faking her suicide. When her company put her on ice, Jun Ci didn’t bat an eye. She simply inherited the little Taoist temple her grandfather had left her. From then on, she built a thriving business telling fortunes and catching ghosts. A business tycoon waved a wad of cash at her: “Master, will this project suc 2.3kReads9.1Score30614d adds

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