Any Really Absurd Books? The More Absurd, the Better 有没有那种特别抽象的书,越抽象越好
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A Love That Cuts to the Bone 蚀骨危情
Xia Weiming died, and Shen Xiujin personally sent Jian Tong to a women’s prison. During her three years behind bars, Shen Xiujin’s order to “take good care of her” changed Jian Tong beyond recognition. She was even “persuaded to donate a kidney” while in prison. Before she went in, Jian Tong said, “I didn’t kill her.” Shen Xiujin remained unmoved. After her release, Jian Tong said, “I killed Xia Weiming. I’m guilty.” Shen Xiujin’s face turned livid. “Shut up! Don’t let me hear you say that again
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The Cruel, Cold-Blooded Big Shot Is Held in His Foolish Wife’s Arms 残忍冷血大佬被傻妻抱怀里了
An accident at fifteen turned Shen Yuyu into a girl everyone knew as an idiot. Then, bound by a marriage contract, she married the powerful man every woman dreamed of having. The little fool was cute, sweet, and alluring. The tycoon was captivated by her looks and decided to play along with her for a while. Once he got bored, he could simply kick her out without a second thought. “Brother Si, Yuyu doesn't want to have a baby with you anymore.” Great! How could he kick the little fool out once sh
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A Love That Eats to the Bone: She Came from Hell 蚀骨危情:她从地狱来
Shen Xiujin personally sent Jian Tong to prison. For three years, deprivation became the daily theme of her life. What was taken from her was no longer just the things on the surface. The day Jian Tong walked out of prison... She said, “When Shen Xiujin became my nightmare, I’d rather never sleep again, and stay exhausted until I drop dead.”
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You Just Spray-Painted My Optimus Prime Model, and You Turned It into the Real Thing 擎天柱模型喷个漆,你改造成真的
[Wild Imagination]+ [High Technology]+ [Clean and Safe, Read with Confidence] His roommate had picked up a used Iron Man model made of ironwork from a film studio and asked his best friend, whose family ran an auto repair shop, to repaint it. Seeing how obsessed his roommate was with the hunk of metal, Su Zhe, who had been called “godfather” for three years, was overcome with paternal affection and activated the [Mechanical Modification System]. Five days later, his roommate was taking Iron Man
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Liyue Son-in-Law: I, Drax, Join the Group Chat 璃月赘婿:我朵拉克斯加入群聊
Absurd comedy: the real Genshin Impact. The Genshin Impact you play is fake (ง •̀_•́)ง In Liyue Harbor, Ningguang is celebrating her thirtieth birthday. Ningguang: It's my birthday, and all you give me is one Mora? Zhongli: This is what Dvalin gave me back in the day... “Shut up!” “How dare you even mention the name of Lord Rex Lapis?” Ningguang slapped Zhongli across the face. “You're nothing but a live-in son-in-law of the Ning family!” Xiao: “What? You dared to hit Lord Rex Lapis!” Ningguang:
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Shattered to Pieces, I Took Control of the Universe 被整稀碎后,我掌控宇宙
Every organ in your body can be replaced. All you need to keep is a mouth to eat with! Shi Jin, an esper, is persecuted by the city lord and forced to flee for his life! If only someone would grant me two mu of good farmland. How could I possibly take control of the universe and rule over all beings? If you don't laugh until you cry after reading this book, I'll say you're one tough kid! One update a day is normal; two a day means inspiration is overflowing; three a day can only mean Great-Grand
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When a Ghost Meets a Dog: What Are You Looking At? 当鬼遇上狗:你瞅啥?
My life has been full of misfortune, so I’ve never believed in fate. It was all thanks to toxic feel-good slogans that I found the courage to keep living. As I struggled against fate, I discovered that the only way to protect myself was to do things even I couldn’t understand. As long as fate is left utterly baffled, I have a chance to survive. If fate won’t let me be human, fine. I can always become a ghost. If fate won’t let me be a ghost, fine. I can always become a dog. If I’m human, I’m bol
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My Slob of a Boss 我的抠脚领导
The workplace is full of surprises. My name is Wei Guoguo, and my boss, Feng Cheng, is one of the strangest people around, a true standout among abstract thinkers. "Learning" is his catchphrase. Rolling up his trouser legs is how he gauges the temperature. Tattling is his favorite hobby. Every day at work feels like a comedy. How can someone like that be a boss? Maybe that's just the absurdity of life.
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Magical Girl Xiao Qing 魔法少女小青
A magical girl is a girl with magical powers. Usually, she awakens her abilities by chance, transforms into a battle-ready form, and uses magical weapons to fight evil. But that's the conventional path to becoming a magical girl, and most girls can't become one. Then a familiar named Qiu P appears and creates a magical girl group called STAR47, with Qiu P himself as its producer. The group gives girls who lack the talent to become magical girls a chance to fulfill their dreams and become cute, b
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The Curious Adventures of Iced Red Tea 冰红茶的奇妙冒险
[Absurd humor + memes + lighthearted comedy + battles + mind games] After his best friend dies unexpectedly, Ice Red Tea Lao Da sets out to bring him back to life. Along the way, he meets all kinds of weirdos. Some become friends, others enemies. Can Lao Da resurrect his best friend? After successfully bringing Teacher Qiaolezi back to life, everyone is caught off guard by an even greater threat that is still taking shape. Teacher Qiaolezi’s former colleague, the one who killed him, is plotting
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Conquer Another World 创翻异世界
(Absurd comedy + group transmigration + a protagonist with no romance + nonsensical humor) “Who knows? We heard you could get an internship stamp for beating the Demon King, so we came.” This is the story of a group of friends who transmigrate into the game Another World Adventure, defeat the Demon King, and save humanity. Priest Chen Ranzhu, the beastfolk world’s top undercover agent and a hemorrhoid expert, uses the most awesome healing skills to pull off the wildest stunts. [No priests or dog
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You Can Keep Acting Like That? 你这都演的下去?
[The rating just came out, and it'll go up, it'll go up] Jiang Wu woke up to find that he had transmigrated into the world of a xuanhuan novel he'd read, and become a villain who appeared early in the story, survived until the later chapters, and was then forced to cosplay as Shang Yang. Fortunately, Jiang Wu awakened a System. All he had to do was see the plot through to the end, and he could return to his original world with all his cultivation intact! As a seasoned ham, Jiang Wu figured this
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From Has-Been to Short-Drama Queen: Putting Every Hater in Their Place! 糊咖成短剧女王,专治各种不服!
[Silly humor and meme references + showbiz + wicked gardenia] Jiang Zhi wasted her youth on love, and by the age of thirty, she had accomplished nothing. Worse, a botched plastic surgery had left her with a puffy, steamed-bun face. After being reborn, she returned to the day of auditions for Together to Watch Thunderstorm. Awakening an acting System, she decided to focus on her career and stay away from scumbags. When it came to her career, she worked herself to the bone. And when she went a
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Yesterday’s Ark: You Evolve, I’ll Eat Shit 昨日方舟:你们进化,我次翔
[Rebirth + Devolution + No-Brains + Invincible - Intelligence] Dr. Kini Teme has developed a special "drug," but no one dares to take it. After losing the woman he loved and spending all his money, Long Tianxiang has the good fortune to become the "first person to try it" on an afternoon when his mind is falling apart. Time flows backward, and species devolve. Reborn in the primordial age, can he use an edible brown fungus to rewrite the origins of the universe?
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Apocalypse Carnival: I'm an Idiot, and Proud of It? 末日狂欢:我是萨比我骄傲了?
[Apocalypse + comedic antics + brainless fun + spiritual elevation] A tale of umbrella people and umbrella affairs amid an apocalyptic crisis. The years 1999 and 2012 were two major turning points for human civilization. Alien invasions, a global apocalypse, and the coming Ice Age all point to a cosmic crisis that has already arrived. Stockpiling supplies? Building a shelter? Utterly pointless. In the apocalypse, only idiots can last forever. Apocalyptic revelry. Am I proud to be an idiot?
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Reincarnated as a Pile of Shit 转生成为一坨翔
Reincarnated as a Pile of Shit
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In the Apocalypse, I Do Whatever I Want to Whoever I Want 末世之我想干什么就干谁
[Decisive and ruthless + no saintly heroine + plenty of beautiful women + cold and merciless] Stocking up on supplies when the apocalypse hits? No way. I have an unlimited supply of everything. One biscuit makes the campus belle of old bow her proud head; one loaf of bread makes a once-famous star bend the knee. The world's ended. Who's got time for romance, bro?
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Could This Absurd Streamer Really Be the Aloof Campus Belle's Landlord? 抽象up主会是清冷校花房东?
[Slice-of-life romance + one heroine + school life + not reborn] (The System has no tasks, no consciousness, and no ability to communicate. It won't lead the protagonist around by the nose, so rest assured.) Lu Cheng can see the talents other people possess, but he can only copy one talent entry each week. [Slacker (B-rank)]: No worldly desires. Living is fine, and dying would be fine too. [Fishing (B-rank)]: Never come home empty-handed! [Long-lasting Memory (C-rank)]: Just remember it. Overnig
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Impostor of the Langya Clan 冒姓琅琊
(Also known as “The Matter of Me Pretending to Be a Nobleman of the Southern Dynasties”) To transmigrate isn’t a dinner party. It’s a deadly game at every turn. The south is beautiful, yet lofty ambitions often fade away. Since ancient times, the Southern Dynasties have been weak, their heroes short-lived. No golden finger, no System, and no second chance at life. Everything starts from zero! Original owner’s memories: none! Identity: none! Supplies: none! When transmigration becomes reality, ho
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A Washed-Up Star With Attitude and Style, Afraid of Nobody! 糊咖又拽又飒,谁也不怕!
[Both leads are each other’s only one + sweet romance + silly comedy + happy ending] Song Shiwei transmigrates into a script she once criticized, becoming an obscure nobody with barely any fame. But brave Weiwei isn’t afraid of hardship. All she wants is to keep a sweet, innocent college boy and enjoy life with him. Instead, her lazy antics and wild behavior on a variety show attract a horde of unhinged fans. Song Shiwei: “Don’t stan me, sis. I can’t have a scandal because I’m already a total wr
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The Book's Most Hated Character Goes Wild and Takes Everyone Down 穿书万人嫌,发疯创死所有人
[Unhinged + Comedy + No CP + Transmigrate Into a Book + Silly + Variety Show Livestream + Meme References] Jiang Wu hates teachers when she's at school, bosses when she's at work, netizens when she's online, coworkers in everyday life, relatives over the New Year, and the world in general. One day, this pure-hate warrior transmigrates into a book, becoming a cannon-fodder supporting female character who is unloved by her parents, despised by everyone, and ultimately killed by the lunatic second
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Going Insane to Reform Showbiz: It’s Chaotic, but Comforting 发疯整顿娱乐圈,颠颠的,很安心
Complete [1v1 Sweet Romance + Transmigrate into a Book + Showbiz + Hilarious + Scumbag Gets His Comeuppance] Shi Ran transmigrates into a book and becomes a female celebrity hated by the entire internet in a story about a beloved star adored by everyone in showbiz. The original Shi Ran joined a live-streamed dating show. Its male contestants, one, two, three, were all devoted to the heroine in the book, and every one of them had treated her badly. As for the aloof movie emperor, the original Shi
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Villain: I Really Love Following the Plot 反派:我超爱走剧情的
(The rating is low because it just came out) [Doesn't vilify the original protagonist + multiple female leads + no System + transmigration with body intact + author is in a good mental state + spiritual qi revival + wish fulfillment + calculating protagonist + lighthearted, plot-focused] Synopsis: Zhu Fansheng transmigrates into the second-generation villain of an urban melodrama where the protagonist suffers terribly. By following the plot, he can steal away all the female leads. As the storyli
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Absurdity Is My Gift, and Stirring Up Trouble Is My Hobby 抽象是我的天赋,整活是我的爱好
[System + humorous daily life + entertainment industry + absurd comedy + crazy antics] My name is Bai Chang, and I’m currently giving an interview that has everyone’s attention. “Bai Chang, I hear the dropout rate for civil engineering is especially high. What do you think about that?” “I’m a junior, and I think this major is pretty good. It’s easy to find a job after graduation, too. A lot of people in other majors have trouble finding work. I see plenty of upperclassmen complaining about how t
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Stop Being Weird or Die 不抽象就会死
I transmigrated, and woke up to find myself livestreaming. When I looked in the mirror, I realized I had become Yao Shui Ge. The prompt [I'll die if I'm not absurd] kept flashing before my eyes, so I could only try to develop my own brand of absurdity…
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National Fate Livestream: Rule Horror Beats the World 国运直播:规则怪谈暴打全球
Lin Mo, who died a miserable death from late-stage cancer, is reborn ten years in the past and binds himself to a national-destiny livestream System. A terminal illness countdown ticks away in his left hand, while the survival of civilization rests in his right! From the start, he dismantles a bomb with his bare hands and saves three thousand people, yet the whole internet tears into him in the comments: “What does an ugly security guard know about science?” But he livestreams himself building a
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749 Bureau: From the Start, I Became a Zombie 749局:开局变成僵尸
"Ruthless and decisive" "All monsters deserve to die" "I’m a monster? Then I deserve to die too!" "No female lead" "A slightly slow start" "Takes off later" Li Buguo is an online absurdist streamer who makes a career out of wild antics. On the Ghost Festival, just as he was making his comeback, a strange beast being hunted by Bureau 749 happened to pass by and pierced his chest. It sent him straight through the open Gates of Hell, only for a ghost to kick him back out. He became an exceptionally
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Taking on the Universe with Junk from All Worlds 用万界破烂干翻宇宙
I heard being abstract can make you popular, so I’m going all in on the abstract. The serious kind of abstract. Junk from countless worlds, dark humor, absurd flights of fancy, social satire. In a universe of Cthulhu, cyberpunk, and cultivation, enjoy the pleasure of being oppressed by capital. Is capital becoming distorted, or is this the distortion of capital?
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My Douyin Feed Keeps Showing Me the Weirdest Things 我的抖音总刷到些奇奇怪怪的东西
My Douyin feed keeps showing me all kinds of weird stuff
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Studying for the CET-6, Only to Find My English Teacher Is GG Bond 备战六级,英语老师竟是猪猪侠
Studying for the CET-6, I Never Expected My English Teacher to Be GG Bond
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My Dream Guy Is GG Bond, and My Mom Caught Us Dating 男神是猪猪侠,被我妈当早恋抓了
My Dream Guy Is GG Bond, and My Mom Caught Me Dating Early
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I’m a Psycho, and I Make the Supernatural Film Movies 我,疯批,让诡异拍片
[Absurd comedy + unhinged antics + urban supernatural powers + recruited by the government] Madness warning! Hilarious! The biggest attention-seeker of the spiritual qi revival era has arrived! While everyone else secretly trains after awakening their powers, Lu Ren unlocks the incredible skill [Anything Can Become a Short Video]. Shoot a supernatural phenomenon and it’s guaranteed to go viral, and the likes can be exchanged for cultivation! And so everything goes completely off the rails. While
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This World Is Filled with an Abstract Vibe 这个世界弥漫着一股抽象的气息
[Not a power fantasy + alternate world + absurdist + familiar tropes + multiple genres + a touch of despair + lighthearted and fun] (The first 10 chapters get a little absurd and stray somewhat from the main theme, including the protagonist. Chapters 32–44 are a bit boring.) When Ye Chu woke up one day, he discovered that the whole world had become absurd. Clones of all kinds of generic bystanders. Villains who could rewind time endlessly... Tokusatsu heroes who loved animals but not people... H
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After Swapping Souls with the Most Beloved Younger Brother 和最受宠爱的弟弟互换灵魂后
After Swapping Souls with My Most Cherished Younger Brother
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Beware of Dogs 狗出没
A page of absurd words, a handful of bitter tears. They say the author is a fool, but who can understand what lies within? This is a work made up by a few high school students, mixing reality and imagination to let off steam. Just take it as a bit of fun. It tells of the school lives and imagined daily routines of a few high school students. A crossover with anime and other works such as Naruto, Honkai: Star Rail, and Genshin Impact.
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My 26-Year-Old Female Tenant 我的26岁女房客
After a wild night at a bar, a beautiful woman pinned him with a paternity claim, and the down-and-out young man suddenly became a father. As if things weren't bad enough, the owner of his rented home changed, and he was about to be kicked out. But his new landlady was beautiful! Should he ask to share the place? She coolly gave him a single word: “Get out!” A romantic entanglement sparked by a housing problem.
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I Choose for the Yandere Girls? They’re in for a World of Pain 我替病娇做选择?那她们遭老罪了
[A fresh premise] [Anti-cliché] [Choosing for Her] Li Xiang transmigrates into a yandere novel, becoming the protagonist's little sidekick. The good news: the protagonist is a cool, domineering big sister! The bad news: I've been her sidekick for three years. The yanderes adore the protagonist, but can't do anything about her. They all want to use me, her sidekick, to get close to her. But here's the thing: I have a golden finger. It's called “choosing for other people.” Whenever a yandere tries
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Corruption in the Immortal Realm: I Use the System to Rewrite the Laws of Heaven 仙界反腐:我用系统重构天道规则
The protagonist, Shi Yongxing, was an upright, incorruptible junior inspector in the Immortal Realm. Because he refused to join in the corruption, he was framed for murder and cast into a perilous situation on the brink of death. At the very last moment, he unexpectedly bonded with the [Heavenly Dao Credit System] from a higher dimension. The System informed him that the current Immortal Realm, and even the rules of the Heavenly Dao as a whole, had been seriously corrupted. Immortal officials fo
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