Please! Any Hilarious, Absurd Stories with Two Male Leads That'll Make Me Laugh Until My Stomach Hurts? 跪求！有没有沙雕搞笑的双男文，笑到肚子疼的那种

1. 151 我 My Blind Date Keeps Himself Alive by Sucking My Blood 我的相亲对象靠吸我血续命 Shi Yi Onze拾一Onze27k WordsCompleted My Blind Date Keeps Me Alive by Drinking My Blood 661Reads—Score—Shelves

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   It's really silly and funny. You should check it out. [Smirk][heart]

2. 152 什 What? You Want to Marry Me, Not My Brother? 什么？你想娶的是我不是我哥？ Singing of Plum Blossoms in Winter寒冬踏梅吟Two Male Leads127k WordsCompleted Pei Rong: I’m here to ask for your hand in marriage. Su Yi’an: Sure, sure! Eldest Brother Su: What do you mean, “Sure”? Second Brother Su: An’an, what do you think? Su Yi’an: I’ll do whatever Second Brother says. Eldest Brother Su: Why do you only listen to your second brother? Prince Pei arrives with an imperial edict granting the marriage to discuss the wedding arrangements. Su Yi’an: Me? You mean me? Pei Rong: Who else? Su Yi’an: Can I run away from the wedding? The whole clan: *sigh* A rebel 40Reads—Score—Shelves

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   This is super beautiful.

3. 153 每 The School Bully Who Picks on Me Every Day Is Actually My Online Lover 每天欺负我的校霸，竟是我的网恋对象 First Light Shines Brightly初日瞳瞳11k WordsCompleted The School Bully Who Picks on Me Every Day Is Actually My Online Boyfriend 98Reads—Score—Shelves

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   You can check this out, it's hilarious.

4. 154 快 Quick Transmigration: Who Says I'm a Devoted Bottom? 快穿：谁说老子是深情受了？ Mi Kai Lang Xiu Wen米开朗修文Two Male Leads524k WordsCompleted A hot-tempered, emotionally troubled bottom who only wants a happy ending VS an arrogant, twisted top split into multiple versions [Happy Ending + Chasing His Wife to the Crematorium + Tops Competing for the Bottom + Two Male Leads + Quick Transmigration] Includes chasing-the-wife-to-the-crematorium and competition between the top's split versions. The bottom has questionable morals, is petty, and never lets a grudge go. Zhang Guai hated tragic endings more than anything, but the stories he like 2.8kReads8.7Score361Shelves
5. 155 系 The System Wants Me, a Man, to Woo the Male Lead, So I Pretend to Be a Little Fairy and Become His Pen Pal 系统让我个男的攻略男主，我假扮成小仙女跟男主成笔友 The Dead Yandere Who Loves Sleeping in Coffins爱睡棺材的死病娇7k WordsCompleted The System told me, a guy, to win over the male lead, so I pretended to be a cute fairy and became his pen pal. 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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   The story of five men is hilarious! These days, photoshopped pictures are used to fool men in ancient times!

6. 156 关 After I Turned the Server's Number One Player Into a Simp in a Danmei Novel 关于我把全服第一写成耽美文舔狗后 Mu Shenye牧神野25k WordsCompleted After I Made the Number One Player on the Server Into a Simp in My Danmei Novel 2kReads—Score—Shelves

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   I highly recommend it!

7. 157 系 The System Reconnected: Was My Simp Life, Driven by Lust at First Sight, All a Misunderstanding? 系统重连，我那见色起意的舔狗人生竟是场误会？ Mu Shenye牧神野21k WordsCompleted The System Reconnected, and It Turns Out My Simp Life, Driven by Love at First Sight, Was All a Misunderstanding? 4kReads—Score103Shelves
8. 158 无 Whatever, I Have Three Chances to Fake My Death 无所谓，我有三次死遁机会 Mu Shenye牧神野73k WordsCompleted Whatever, I Have Three Chances to Fake My Death 2.5kReads—Score—Shelves
9. 159 死 My Archenemy Insists on Queuing With Me as a Duo 死对头非要和我双排 Mu Shenye牧神野31k WordsCompleted My Mortal Enemy Insists on Duo Queueing With Me 1.7kReads—Score—Shelves
10. 160 放 Leave Me Alone! I'm Just a Mosquito, and I'm Male! 放过我吧，我只是只蚊子，公的！ Exquisitely Clear玲笼剔透6k WordsCompleted Give me a break! I’m just a mosquito, and a male one at that! 159Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Looks like I have to share this!

11. 161 B BOSS Direct Hire? I’m the Heavenly Court’s BOSS BOSS直聘？我才是天庭的BOSS Exquisitely Clear玲笼剔透7k WordsCompleted BOSS Wanted: I'm the Heavenly Court's BOSS 17Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 162 鉴 The Appraisal Is Burned! Nobody Say a Word 鉴定烧了！谁也别说出去 Exquisitely Clear玲笼剔透6k WordsCompleted The Appraisal's Been Burned! Don't Tell Anyone 919Reads—Score—Shelves

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    After time-traveling, I discovered I was pregnant and wanted to find the father of my child, but there were so many candidates, hahaha!

13. 163 破 Bankruptcy Is No Big Deal: I Still Own a Male Model Agency 破产不要紧，我名下还有家男模店 Exquisitely Clear玲笼剔透9k WordsCompleted Going Bankrupt Is No Big Deal. I Still Own a Male Model Club 26Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 164 剑 The Sword Venerable Chased Me for Eight Hundred Miles, Only to Marry Me 剑尊追杀我八百里，原来是来娶我 Shi Yi Onze拾一Onze39k WordsCompleted The Sword Venerable chased me for eight hundred miles. Turns out he was here to marry me 416Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The male lead's imagined scenario is hilarious [heart emoji]

15. 165 说 I Was Supposed to Fawn Over the Male Lead, So How Did the Server's Number One End Up at the Table? 说好的舔男主，全服第一怎么上桌了？ Mu Shenye牧神野22k WordsCompleted Weren't you supposed to be the male lead's devoted simp? How did the top player on the server end up at the table? 253Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 166 猫 Cat and Mouse: I Received a Dark Love Letter 猫鼠游戏：我收到了一封暗黑情书 Mu Shenye牧神野17k WordsCompleted Cat and Mouse: I Received a Dark Love Letter 98Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 167 霸 The Domineering Actor and His Little Black-Fan Wife 霸道影帝和他的黑粉小娇妻 Salty-Fish Auntie咸鱼小姨娘Two Male Leads326k WordsOngoing [Older love interest + both leads are each other’s first and only + sweet romance + ensemble cast + smart, satisfying wish fulfillment + seven-year age gap] [Affectionate goofball-dog actor 1 X chinchilla cat top-tier star 0] Everyone knows that “.” has been actor Luo Ren’s anti-fan for five years. [Luo Ren]: I changed my profile picture. [.]: Reported for damaging other people’s eyes. [Luo Ren]: I posted a selfie. [.]: Even a toad saw it and went off to shoot a magazine cover. Everyone also 755Reads—Score107Shelves

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    🌼Yes! Yes! Yes! I think this is pretty good! The leader of the haters is actually the celebrity himself? Come and see this massive disaster of Pei Yuening's, with Luo Che secretly watching the show. This pair of clowns are really good at it!

18. 168 同 True Love Between Men 同性有真爱 Carefree from Carefree Mountain Villa逍遥山庄任逍遥Urban34k WordsCompleted Fate brought Liu Hao and me together in a chance encounter, and we fell deeply in love. Six months later, in the second part of the story, I accidentally discovered that our boss and a client were in the same kind of relationship. Then my college classmate Zhang Hui came along, and the three of us became a love triangle, even though we all loved one another deeply! Later, on a trip, we unexpectedly stayed at the Rainbow Inn. That's when we realized there were many more gay people than just the f 510Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Exquisite Shuangnan jade, anyone who sees it will be captivated...

19. 169 同 Same-Sex Love Is Real, Part Two 同性有真爱二 Carefree from Carefree Mountain Villa逍遥山庄任逍遥Two Male Leads153k WordsCompleted After an unexpected encounter, our boss and a client also became involved in a same-sex relationship. Then my college classmate Zhang Hui came into the picture, and the three of us became a love triangle, but we all loved one another deeply! Later, a mishap during a trip led us to stay at the Rainbow Inn. That was when we realized there were far more people in same-sex relationships than just us! Six years later, Liu Hao’s parents found out about our relationship and begged me to let their son 15Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 170 天 Love in Heaven: An Unforgettable Debt of Gratitude, Part Two 天堂的爱之恩情难忘二 Carefree from Carefree Mountain Villa逍遥山庄任逍遥Urban211k WordsCompleted When I was thirteen, my father passed away after a serious illness. Early the following year, when I was fourteen, I went out with my brother-in-law and accidentally got separated from him on a train. Lost and confused, I stumbled upon my foster father. With his wholehearted support, I was able to return to school once more! Later, I fell in love with his daughter, Chen Xi. We had a son, and I thought our two families would finally live happily together. But an accident during my sophomore year 27Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 171 掉 I Fell into the Abyss and Met an Ancient Patriarch 掉下深渊遇老祖 Carefree from Carefree Mountain Villa逍遥山庄任逍遥Modern Romance185k WordsCompleted After an accident sent me plummeting into a bottomless abyss, I never expected to find the Old Ancestor cultivating in Carefree Valley. Ten years later, I returned with the Old Ancestor, only to discover that even centuries later, his Carefree Token could still shake the entire capital! 123Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 172 穿 I Transmigrated Into the German Army in World War II, Wanted to Surrender, but Kept Racking Up Military Merit 穿越成二战德军，我只想投降却狂拿战功 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷30k WordsCompleted Transmigrated as a German soldier in World War II, I just want to surrender, but keep racking up military honors —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    "One shot forced a whole squad to surrender! Absolutely brilliant!" Hans rushed over and helped me up, his face full of admiration. "Lin! You're amazing! Everyone was cheering, but you remained vigilant and decisively charged forward! I finally understand why you didn't charge earlier! You were patiently building up your strength for a decisive victory!" Me: "..." Patiently building up my ass! I wanted to surrender! I wanted to join the Allies, no...

23. 173 穿 Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II, I Just Want to Slacken Off and Surrender 穿越成二战德国潜艇艇长，我只想摸鱼投降 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction32k WordsCompleted Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II: I Just Want to Slack Off and Surrender 951Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 174 活 I Became the Indestructible Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 活成三国不死小强，谁都杀不掉我 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction24k WordsCompleted I’ve Become the Undying Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 60Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 175 灵 Wait for Me, Lady Lingbai 灵柏娘子等等我 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Mystery450k WordsCompleted That winter night, we sat around the charcoal brazier, the coals crackling as I huddled in a corner and listened to the adults tell a story about the sacred cypress at the village entrance. They said... The person who told me that story has passed away, but the chilling feeling it gave me is still etched in my memory. Now, I’ve adapted the story into a novel. 6Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 176 缘 Destined Across Three Lifetimes: A Romantic Legacy of Young Love and Marriage 缘定三生，青春婚约的浪漫传承 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Modern Romance710k WordsCompleted A sweet promise spanning their youth, sealed by an engagement. Surrounded by the warmth of family and the passion of youth, they keep their vows and write a romantic story together, full of amusing moments from school and everyday life. From Lin Shimin's admiration for Luo Yimo, to their wondrous chance encounters at all kinds of events, and the hilarious, heartwarming episodes that follow, their story is sure to make you smile. The novel has playful banter between best friends, the warm support 34Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 177 织 Weaving Dust in the Phoenix Palace: Lady Pan of Eastern Wu 织尘凤阙：东吴潘后 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Female-Channel Fanfiction46k WordsCompleted Weaving Dust into the Phoenix Palace: Pan, Empress of Eastern Wu 31Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 178 疯 This Is Crazy! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 疯了！法国王爷天天造反，死活没人敢杀 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷42k WordsCompleted He’s Gone Mad! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 80Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 179 落 Fallen Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 落花赠卿，请君笑纳 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Marriage & Romance34k WordsCompleted Falling Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 7Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 180 诺 Lucky Star of Normandy: The Absurd World War II of a Frontline Soldier 诺曼底幸运星：先锋大兵的离谱二战 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷47k WordsCompleted The Lucky Star of Normandy: A Vanguard Soldier's Absurd World War II 325Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 181 清 A Gentle Breeze, an Old Dream 清风别旧梦 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Marriage & Romance35k WordsCompleted A Gentle Breeze Leaves Old Dreams Behind 3Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 182 高 I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from Elite Universities 高考380分的我，十年后碾压985学霸 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷28k WordsCompleted I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from China's 985 Universities 29Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 183 魔 Mirror, Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Chasing Snow White? 魔镜魔镜告诉我，追白雪的渣男在哪里 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction35k WordsCompleted Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Who’s Chasing Snow White? 5Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 184 穿 Transmigrated as Fahai: I Know Everyone in This Story, So I'm Just Giving Up 穿越法海：全熟人剧本我直接摆烂 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction28k WordsCompleted I Transmigrated into Fahai: With a Cast Full of Familiar Faces, I’m Just Going to Phone It In 18Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 185 我 My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II 我在二战当俘虏的那些年 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷36k WordsCompleted My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II 299Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 186 一 After We Parted, I Wasted My Youth in the Drizzle 一别烟雨负韶华 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Marriage & Romance30k WordsCompleted One Parting in Misty Rain, a Lifetime of Lost Youth 20Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 187 罗 Romeo and Juliet 2.0 罗密欧与朱丽叶2.0 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Female-Channel Fanfiction34k WordsCompleted Romeo and Juliet 2.0 2Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 188 星 Starcore Prison: A Pact of Steel and Blood 星核囚笼：机械与血契 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷11k WordsCompleted Starcore Prison: Machine and Blood Pact 15Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 189 千 An AI Torments a Thousand-Year-Old Vampire Until He Questions His Life 千年吸血鬼被AI虐到怀疑人生 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷29k WordsCompleted A Thousand-Year-Old Vampire Gets Bullied by AI Until He Questions His Life 58Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 190 跳 Diving 2.0 跳水2.0 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷21k WordsCompleted Diving 2.0 —Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 191 神 The Mysteriously Disappearing Pen 神秘消失的书写笔 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Mystery7k WordsCompleted The Mysteriously Vanished Writing Brush 13Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 192 天 When the Sky Falls, the Mentally Ill Will Hold It Up 天塌了有精神病顶着 No Fruit, No Fault无果无过Two Male Leads216k WordsOngoing [Plot-Driven, Infinite Flow-Like, Two Male Leads: Narcissistic, Tsundere Bird Top × Cheerfully Unhinged, Goofy Bottom] The sky shatters, releasing monsters from beyond the heavens, as well as a mental patient (crossed out) who has been trapped in a psychiatric hospital for ages: the savior. Luo Yan: The world’s in tatters, so I’ll patch it up. I’m the man who mends the heavens, the savior of this chaotic age↗↘ * Luo Yan wakes up one day to discover he has awakened a game System. He throws himsel 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Look at our Luo Yan! ꒦ິ^꒦ິ

43. 193 离 Ridiculous! My Side Hustle Is All About Putting Weirdos in Their Place 离谱！我的副业专门整治奇葩人类 Ba Feifeng巴菲锋Urban443k WordsCompleted [Easygoing comedy, no angst, pure stress relief!] Layabout Lu Zhou awakens a bizarre Perception System that lets him see through everyone's self-destructive little schemes. An old man faking an accident? Sorry, I can make you lose money and go bankrupt on the spot. A rich second-generation show-off? I recommend you die of embarrassment right here. A sanctimonious, hypocritical relative? I'll turn the tables and make sure you learn your lesson. Attention-seeking influencers, overconfident keyboar 1Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 194 我 I’ve Been Possessed for Ninety Thousand Years 我被夺舍九万年 I've Got a Rebellious Streak我这一身反骨啊Eastern Fantasy403k WordsCompleted I transmigrated, and then... I was possessed again. I was possessed for ninety thousand years. So, now that I've finally returned, let's see how I conquer the cultivation world and build a mighty empire. 404Reads6.3Score101Shelves

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    Absolutely! It gets you hooked from the very beginning, you'll laugh from start to finish. The six guys are all showing off their amazing skills, their thought processes are just too wild!

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