Stories So Funny You’ll Pound the Bedside, Ruin It, and Get Kicked Out by Your Wife 笑到床头锤烂被媳妇赶出家门的书
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Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions 开局地摊卖大力
[Qingfeng's new novel, This Player Has a Problem in the Head, is currently serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Potions of Strength? Detoxifying Yellow Beans? Lucky Cherries? They're flying off the shelves! The world's top tycoons, richest man, popular streamers, and peak powerhouses all come to buy them. Jiang Na
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Weasel Spirit! Do I Look Like a Human or a God to You? 黄皮子!你看我像人还是像神?
No specialist knowledge here, just a story. [A little horror + a whole lot of comedy + no female lead, no romance] When I was a kid, I took a nighttime shortcut and saw a weasel worshipping the moon. Remembering a story my grandma had told me, I worried it might ask me to grant it a title, so, on a whim, I shouted at it first: “Weasel! Do I look more like a person or a god to you?” The weasel froze for a moment, then said I looked like a dumbass! But from that day on, I really did become an idio
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The Invincible Son-in-Law of Great Song 大宋无敌姑爷
Xiao Lü transmigrates into another world and uses modern knowledge to defy fate, changing the tragic course of his life. From then on, he rises to the pinnacle of success, astonishing the Song Dynasty.
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A Hundred Billion in Supplies: I Take Charge of the Tycoons in a Period Novel 百亿物资:我在年代文里盘大佬
[1970s + sweet romance + System supplies + marriage first, love later + rewrite the plot + raising kids + face-slapping] After transmigrating into a book, Qin Lin discovers she's become the vicious little wife of the story's biggest villain! The story opens with the original owner's attempted elopement, only for the villain to catch her red-handed with her lover! She's doomed! The villain keeps the novel's hero and heroine down so completely they can't fight back. How can she talk her way out of
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Quick Transmigration: The Vicious Fiancée Becomes Everyone’s Favorite 快穿:恶毒未婚妻成了万人迷
[Print edition signed] [Quick transmigration + mildly irresistible heroine + love at first sight + sweet romance + one-on-one + both leads are virgins + face-slapping] The main story is complete; bonus chapters are being updated. In every clichéd melodrama, once the male and female leads fall in love, the male lead’s perfectly legitimate fiancée is usually reduced to a vicious supporting character. She’s obsessed with him, jealous, and willing to do anything. In the end, everyone turns against
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Warning! The Adorable Little Zombie Is Out, All Zombies Stand Aside 注意!软萌小丧尸出行,众尸退避
[Goofy Zombie Heroine + Flesh-and-Blood Evolution + Immortal Body + Powerful Badass] Chu Ge is completely useless, so she voluntarily sticks her hand into a zombie's mouth. Following the philosophy that if you can't beat them, join them, she figures she'll save herself at least thirty years of trouble. She finally gets her wish and joins the zombie horde, contributing her share to the apocalypse. She'd planned to become a mindless, shambling corpse. But heaven has it in for her: somehow, she tur
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Delicate Green Tea Becomes the Beloved Darling — A Crowd-Favorite in the Shura Field 娇软绿茶变团宠,修罗场里万人迷
[Male Lead Rivalry, Harem of Devoted Admirers, White Moonlight, All Male Leads Are Chaste, Dog-Blood Drama, Mary Sue Who Never Suffers] After suddenly dropping dead, Jiang Mingtang transmigrates into a book and becomes a vicious supporting character doomed to a miserable end. The System tells her that conquering her targets will earn her points. With enough points, she can not only be reborn, but also become filthy rich. Jiang Mingtang rubs her hands together, brimming with confidence, and di
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After Descending to Earth, the Lucky Baby Girl Becomes the Darling of the Entire Imperial Clan 下凡后,锦鲤奶包被整个皇族团宠
[Everyone’s darling + sweet romance + alternate-world setting + mutual devotion + lighthearted style] The emperor of Yunxi has ten sons in a row, and he longs for a daughter more than anything. When the empress goes into labor, Yunxi welcomes its first little princess in a hundred years. The emperor of Yunxi issues an order: “Dote on her! All of you, dote on her!” Whatever the little princess wants, even if it’s a star in the sky, they must pluck it down for her. As they spoil her, Yunxi grows r
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I Took a Green Train to the 1970s 带着绿皮火车穿七零
Six months after graduating, overworked office worker Xiang Hailan took the train back to her hometown for the New Year. She and the train ended up back in the Great Northeast of the 1970s, where she was welcomed as the beloved darling of the team leader’s family. In this rich black soil, where “a clod glistens with oil, and even a pair of chopsticks will sprout if you stick them in,” the cucumbers are fresh and crisp, the beans grow in great abundance, and the tofu made with brine is delicious.
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Working at the Supply and Marketing Cooperative: My 1960s Buying Spree 就职供销社,我在60年代搞代购
With a loud crash, Xu Jiaojiao, from the twenty-second century, survives an air disaster and transmigrates to the resource-starved 1960s, with three years of famine looming. Luckily, she has the “Buy-It-All Shopping Group” golden finger. She lands a job through a supply-and-marketing cooperative recruitment drive and gets a secure government job for life. Brown sugar, meat buns, milk, chocolate... While everyone else chews grass, I snack on dates. I’ll stockpile the good stuff until the warehous
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The Immortal Cultivator’s Fate Comes with a Job Assignment 修仙大佬命中带编
Gongsun Yun, the cultivation world's number-one alchemist, fell into a bottomless abyss over a Phoenix Fruit. When she woke, she had become a C-list star who had taken her own life after being hounded online. Gongsun Yun: ???? A celebrity? No thanks! It's exhausting and unstable. Go back to being an alchemist? Why are there no spirit herbs in this world? Where's the medicine pavilion? So Gongsun Yun searched the streets for a stable, well-paid job that would let her keep taking it easy. Then one
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Military Marriage: After Refusing to Raise a Heartless Brat, I Married the Commander, and It Was the Best Decision Ever 军婚,拒养白眼狼后,嫁首长真香
The full story is complete, so read with confidence! A sweet, satisfying military romance set in the past, devoted love, two devoted leads, joining the army, and putting the villains in their place In her past life, Zhan Xinyue was set up by her adoptive mother and married off to a rugged country man with two children. Meanwhile, her adoptive mother's daughter, Zhan Hongyan, stole her childhood engagement and married a handsome, promising young officer. After their marriage, the rugged man rod
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After Seeing the On-Screen Comments, I Lured My Archrival into Pouting 看见弹幕后,死对头被我钓成翘嘴
[Live comments + sweet romance + childhood friends + face-slapping] [High-maintenance heiress and dance student VS sharp-tongued, refined childhood friend and CEO] On her twentieth birthday, Wen Xu happily went to a hotel to celebrate with the man she had pursued for three years. Just as she was about to give herself to her boyfriend, a line of live comments appeared before her eyes. [The supporting female character doesn’t actually think the male lead is coming to celebrate with her, does she?
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The 1960s: Ten Minutes Back in the Modern World Every Day 年代六零,每天穿回现代十分钟
After transmigrating into a book set in the 1960s, she can return to the modern world for ten minutes a day, but the location is random. What can she bring back? A junkyard? No problem. Scrap metal, broken glass, even bone fragments can all be sold in the 1960s. If she lands in a cold-storage warehouse, she’ll bring back a hundred pig heads. The aroma of pork head meat will win over everyone in the courtyard in no time...
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The Ghost Chronicles 聻鬼录
100% original, handwritten by the author [Urban cultivation + supernatural powers + beautiful female ghosts + hilarious comedy + all kinds of outrageous antics] As the saying goes: when a person dies, they become a ghost; when a ghost dies, they become a jian! The unlucky Long Gaishi accidentally encounters a ghost, defies fate, and becomes a ghost tamer, stepping into the bizarre and utterly ridiculous world of the supernatural. While others raise ghosts to battle, he cuddles up with stunning
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Help! What Do I Do If My Husband Has Amnesia? 糟糕!老公失忆了怎么办
The rating has just been posted, and it will go up later. [Long-planned scheme + devoted romance between two virgins + CEO who talks himself into love + face-slapping the scum] When Wen Yiqiao hears that the husband she married for a family alliance has been in a car accident, she rushes to the hospital. But the moment she opens the door, before she can say a word, Ji Yanli speaks first. “Even though I don't have a title, you took my body, so you can't just abandon me.” Wen Yiqiao: ??? “If you r
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Everyday Detective Work in the Eighties 八零年代探案日常
(I've been enjoying stories set in this era lately, but I'm not very familiar with it, so just treat this as an alternate history.) Su Er Ya, also known as Su Jing, is an ordinary girl who is also, in some ways, quite extraordinary. After graduating from college, she joined the Public Security Bureau and became a police officer. She had never once eaten her fill, but finally did once she was in charge of her own salary. That was when she realized just how strong she was. (Hehe, the heroine absol
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The Wild Young Master of the Capital's Elite Circle Goes Soft with Just One Kiss from His Wife 京圈太子很野,老婆一亲就乖了
[Wild and Languid Young Master vs. Dark-Hearted, Sweetly Seductive, Violent Cutie] [1v1, Both Pure + Sweet, Doting, and Satisfying Romance + Soul Transmigration + Body Transmigration + Older Woman-Younger Man Romance] By chance, Yu Wan binds herself to the “True Love System” and transmigrates from 2106 to 2025. Her soul enters a robot, and she becomes the birthday present of the Zhou family's young master in the capital. Even more absurdly, the person who built “her” turns out to be her grandfat
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She's Gone Mad! The Day She Transmigrated, the Sickly Young Lord Vowed to Give Himself to Her! 疯了!穿越当天,病娇世子爷他要以身相许!
Original title: After the Heir’s Consort Turns Dark, All the Gods Fall at Her Feet [Transmigration + two scheming minds locked in a battle of wits + obsession + political intrigue + bickering couple] Yun Jincheng transmigrates and, the moment she opens her eyes, strips the sickly heir of his clothes and stumbles upon a secret he has kept hidden for years. Rumor has it that the heir of the Prince of Zhennan, who has been frail for years and gasps for breath after just a few steps, isn’t sick at a
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Teacher Liu the Trickster: I've Been Caught in the Rain, So You Want Me to Hold an Umbrella for You? 老六老师:我淋过雨,你们想撑伞
[Live streaming + System + crafty pranks + meme references + comedy + no female lead or romance] A lighthearted comedy. Please don't take it as a reflection of real life. After transmigrating to a parallel world, Jiang Feng discovers that he's become a teacher born in the 2000s, competing in the “Nationwide Search for the Most Beautiful Teacher” contest. For six months, his classes are livestreamed from start to finish. Faced with a group of innocent, down-to-earth high school freshmen, Jiang Fe
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After Dying Suddenly, She Woke Up in a Madman's Bed 猝死后,她醒在疯批的床上
[Hilarious + thrilling + younger, possessive love interest + sweet romance + world-hopping] A survival-minded, overworked programmer versus the program she created: it looks frail and harmless, but is actually a deranged menace with no bottom line. Because of a bug, Xia Yan accidentally ends up inside the dating-sim game she made. To stay alive, she has no choice but to travel through one instance after another, fooling and sweet-talking the villains into becoming good people. But as Xia Yan joi
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With My Hands Behind My Back, I Transmigrated to the 1970s, Where I Can Make Trouble and Money with Ease 小手一背穿七零,搞事赚钱样样行
Also known as "Transmigrating into a Book Set in the Seventies: I Collect Eighty-Eight Paychecks Every Month" Su He woke up one day and transmigrated into a period novel, becoming a fake heiress who had been sent back to her village. In the book, the ungrateful real heiress was practically blessed by cheat codes, with schemes and tricks appearing one after another. The Su family ended up destroyed, while the original owner wished she were dead. Looking at her impoverished home and family members
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After Becoming the Original Wife in a Period Novel, I Divorced Him at Once 穿成年代文原配后,我火速离婚
[This story is anything but normal. Not a single character is normal, so don't read if that bothers you!] Jiang Banyue is a twenty-second-century pastry chef who accidentally transmigrates into a military romance set in the past. The hero, Shen Yunhe, is her husband, while she is his first wife, destined to die young. As soon as Jiang Banyue opens her eyes, she feels her barely showing belly. There are three babies inside. Great, she gets the babies without having to deal with the man. Jiang Ba
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The Empire's First Prince Consort 帝国第一驸马
[New book release: The Rebellious Son Is Invincible, the final installment of the Empire Trilogy] Guan Ning transmigrates, hoping to live a carefree life of wine, women, and luxury as a young prince. Instead, he becomes a prince consort whose engagement has been broken off. Rumor has it that no dynasty can last more than 300 years. The Great Kang Dynasty is at that very threshold: a golden age is in turmoil, loyal ministers are being persecuted, and an age of chaos is about to begin. He will top
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Dump the Jerk and Marry a Rugged Man: The Sweet Educated Youth Is as Lovely as Honey 踹掉渣男嫁糙汉,娇娇知青甜如蜜
[Period setting + doting husband + sweet romance + spatial storage + revenge + putting scumbags in their place] No supporting the male lead financially! No supporting the male lead financially!! The male lead is secretly a big shot!! Ruan Miaomiao transmigrates into a book, becoming a cannon-fodder supporting female character in a period novel who provides the male lead with resources, money, ration coupons, and connections, helping him rise to success. The first thing she does after transmigrat
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Shock! After He Read Her Mind, Her Younger Uncle Started Making a Move on Her Man 惊!被读心后小叔他开始撬墙角啦
[Transmigrate into a book] [Mind-reading] [System] [Your Ex's Uncle] [Mutual Devotion] [A Useless System That Doesn't Follow the Plot] [Sweet Romance] [Comedy] Qu Xinning is punished by an OOC System after transmigrating into a book! Forced to play the lovesick fool for a scumbag for a whole month, she's finally reached the day she's been waiting for! She's going to secretly photograph the scumbag cheating with his unattainable first love! But she ends up hiding in the room of the scumbag's uncl
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She’s All Over the Headlines! The Old Lady Takes Down Entertainment’s Top-Tier Stars 头条都是她!老太秒杀娱乐圈顶流
[Hilarious showbiz + satisfying revenge + no male lead in the main story + sisterly bonds in a girl group] Yun Li, a cool yet kindhearted seventy-three-year-old woman, suddenly transmigrates into the center of a girl group that has just debuted. It takes her a while to adjust, and she earns the title of “Mom Idol” on the group’s variety show. Who wouldn’t love a gentle, considerate big sister who knows how to take care of people? Who wouldn’t like a dependable, reassuring, and hilarious big sist
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The Young Master’s Bedchamber Maid Is Gorgeous and Sweet, but a Bit of a Goofball 少爷通房又美又娇,却有点沙雕
A hot-blooded, goofy maid VS a straight-laced, domineering young master. After being sold, Yang Liu became the lowest-ranking servant girl in the Marquis’s household. From then on, her life’s dream was to save enough money to buy back her freedom. But her monthly wages were pitifully small, and it seemed unlikely she’d ever be able to afford it. But Yang Liu wasn’t the type to sit around and wait for things to happen. One day, she happened to hear that a maid from the young master’s quarters had
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Reborn in the 1970s: The Research Powerhouse Commands a Fortune 重生七零:科研大佬坐拥亿万物资
[Space + Supplies + Special Abilities + Beloved by Her Family + Academic Ace] Su Xiao is slapped into the 1970s by the Zombie King, bringing hundreds of shipping containers full of supplies with her. She becomes an autistic child who was pushed into a river by her cousin. She has a pair of grandparents who dote on her and a pair of awful parents whom everyone despises. No matter, she has enough supplies to support them all. In her previous life, she worked herself nearly bald. This time, with a
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The 1970s Military Marriage: The Charming Army Wife Raises Kids and Wins Her Husband's Heart 七零军婚:俏军嫂养崽撩夫日常
[No golden finger + second male lead takes the lead + fictional period setting] [Short drama now streaming] Xiao Qingru doesn't want to raise someone else's child, so she breaks off her engagement to her childhood sweetheart. Just as she's getting ready to focus on her career, she's targeted by a hothead from the capital. Xu Muzhou is the youngest and most promising pilot. The first time he meets her, he falls in love at first sight with his good friend's younger sister. When he hears she's alre
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A Guide to Our Adored Little Rascal Climbing Onto the Roof and Tearing It Apart 团宠崽崽上房揭瓦指南
[Foil Cannon Fodder + Wacky Premise + Face-Slapping and Crushing Scum + Saving the Villain + Adored Little Darling + A Touch of Ensemble Cast] After transmigrating, Song Zh sui finds herself the real daughter, switched at birth and abandoned from the moment she was born. She never has enough to eat or wear, and nearly gets beaten to death by her alcoholic adoptive father. To top it off, a System keeps chattering in her ear. System: Your mission is to continue the original host's life, struggling
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Film and TV Crossover: Helping the Supporting Heroines Rise to the Top 综影视:帮助女配步步高升
[Everyone’s favorite + love at first sight + irresistible to men and women alike + coercion! Coercion! Coercion! + two male leads + romance + original settings!!!] The System Bureau rolled out a policy reform, encouraging all Systems and their subordinate divisions to break down barriers, learn from one another, and unite their strength to build a brighter future. Against this backdrop, key members from various Systems were sent to work and exchange ideas in other divisions. Rong Yanshu, a core
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The Whole Class Can Hear My Inner Thoughts 全班都能听到我心声
[Female Lead Has No Romance, with a Male-Male Couple] As soon as Jiang Yan transferred to a private elite academy, a bootlicker of the fake heiress tried to bully her. Jiang Yan hit him with an instant knockout. [Tsk, tsk. That bootlicker may look respectable, but his tastes are seriously twisted. He actually likes...] Everyone in Class 12 of Year Two looked at him with complicated expressions. “I never thought you were that kind of person! What did cola ever do to you?” His face turned bright r
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The Unparalleled Little Scapegoat 绝世小冤种
Also known as: I Pay, You Risk Your Life, and We Both Go Crazy; The Ultimate Scapegoat; Power Over All, Sword to the Heavens Someone has set a trap to make everyone turn against me. "It's fine. I have a System..." Luo Yinyou comforted herself. "Even if the System is a total troll!" The world order had changed drastically, and the flow of destiny had been redistributed. Countless geniuses emerged, but the most dazzling of them all was the young lord Ye Ci of Dragon Island, hailed as the greatest
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The First Step to Retirement: Having Twins? 养老的第一件事,怀俩崽?
Yun Yue was forced to bind herself to a quick transmigration System. From then on, she traveled through one world after another, playing every kind of vicious cannon-fodder role: the doomed troublemaker, the holier-than-thou white lotus, the cruel stepmother, the poisonous beauty concubine, the beauty who brings a kingdom to ruin, the wicked demoness, the two-faced green tea fairy, and more. Not one of them ever got a happy ending. She felt every moment of pain when she died, as real as could be
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Reborn as the Early-Deceased Son of an Emperor Who Can’t Have Heirs 穿成绝嗣皇帝早死的崽
[Raising a child + doted-on by everyone + no romance + adorable baby + heartwarming] Yan Chengyu transmigrates and learns that he's become the baby of an emperor with no heirs. He plans to give up and lie flat as emperor. Who knew he'd face death from the start? Luckily, his father comes through and successfully activates the System to save his life. But in the midst of the crisis, the System seals his memories, turning Yan Chengyu into a somewhat clever little baby. Emperor Mingxi has ruled f
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Old Dog He Goes All In: His Unconventional Everyday Life as a Dad 贺老狗沉浸式,非主流带娃日常
Early one morning, cries of pain came from the He family home. He Mingxi peeked slyly around the doorway, covering her mouth as she watched in delight, but she still burst out laughing. Her grandfather was spanking her father with a big board. When her father, He Chengming, looked up, he saw a short, chubby little girl with fair skin, covering her mouth and snickering. The child was carefree and mischievous, exactly like her mother, Zhou Yunyun. Scene Two: He Mingxi was crouched beneath a tree,
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The Four-Year-Old Empress Dowager: She Had a House Full of Grandchildren from Day One! 四岁小太后:打小,就儿孙满堂!
[Short drama of the same name: Four-Year-Old Dowager Empress, Surrounded by Children and Grandchildren Since Birth. Watch on Hongguo or Tomato] [Beloved by all + mind reading + adorable four-year-old raising kids + born at the peak of her life] Yun Shu was made empress the moment she was born. The old emperor was so furious when she was carried into the palace that he died on the spot. When the new emperor ascended the throne, she was made empress dowager at just three days old. The emperor was
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Kiddo, Stop! Your Dad Is the Big Villain, One Bite at a Time 崽崽停下!你爸是大反派一口一个
[Beloved by Everyone + Truly a Little Kid + Heartwarming + Lighthearted + Variety Show + No Romance] Three-and-a-half-year-old Zhaozhao is a pitiful sacrificial character in the original novel. Her birth mother abandoned her as soon as she was born, and later her uncle and aunt abused her. One day, she packs a little bundle and resolves to run away from home. But halfway there, a System for Reforming Villains suddenly appears and binds itself to her, unlocking a new identity: the only little one
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The Deadly Treasure Hunter 绝命大藏家
[Entirely handcrafted, with no AI involved + adapted from industry secrets + authentic antique appraisals with photos and text + a mogul’s redemption] After more than forty years in the antique trade, twenty-eight years robbing tombs, and fifteen years faking antiques, sixty-year-old Ma Wangye had finally washed his hands of the business and planned to enjoy his retirement. Who could have guessed that on New Year’s Eve, someone would kill him with a pickaxe in front of Old Wangye’s grave? His li
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The Wicked Matriarch Starts a Boot Camp, and Everyone in the Marquis’s Household Becomes a Tiger Parent 恶毒主母开班,侯府个个鸡娃
[Daily Life of a Marquess's Wife Raising Children + One-on-One, Both Chaste + Everyone's Favorite + Adorable Kids + The Whole Family Goes Wild When Upset] Ling Xiaoyue, a career-driven woman, fell gravely ill. The two younger brothers she had worked so hard to support were already planning to pull the plug and split her estate. Before she died, she signed all her assets over to her best friend, who had cared for her ever since she fell ill, with a lawyer as witness. When Ling Xiaoyue woke again,
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I Pulled Out My Son’s Pacifier. He Wailed, and I Laughed 拔儿子奶嘴,他哇哇哭我哈哈笑
Completed! ❗️ [Raising Kids + Adorable Children] The eldest daughter of the Gu family is married to an emperor, and her son is the crown prince. She had a winning hand, yet threw it all away by eloping with someone else. When Gu Nuo first transmigrated, she was holding a bowl of poison. The System told her she was about to poison her emperor husband and run away with her lover! What? Had she lost her mind and grown tired of living? Gu Nuo smashed the bowl. Worried that her plot to murder the emp
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A Century in a Dream, and I Became a Daoist Celestial Master 一梦百年,我成为了道家天师
[Fortune-Telling + Medicine + Traditional Martial Arts + Invincible + One Heroine + Humor + No Cultivation + Not High-Martial] Chen Haoyu was hit by a car while saving a girl and ended up in the hospital. After lying unconscious for a hundred days, he received the legacy of the Carefree Taoist from a thousand years ago in a dream and became a Taoist Celestial Master of his generation. “How can your medical skills be so incredible?” “Sorry, I used the Zhu You healing arts!” “You can tell fortunes
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Mysticism: A Female Cultivator Reborn as a Wicked Old Lady, Living Life on Her Own Terms 玄学:女修穿成极品老太独自美丽
[Mystical arts, satisfying read, no romance] Su Ran fails to advance and transmigrates into the body of a shrewish old woman in another world. The original owner is a notorious local spirit medium who makes a living by swindling people. She's a selfish, lazy old woman. As soon as Su Ran arrives, she's nearly thrown in jail, and only escapes thanks to her ghost-catching skills. The family she rescues escorts her home with drums and gongs, only to find her five children setting up a memorial shrin
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After My Wife Killed Me, I Automatically Reborn 被娘子砍死后,自动重生
After his wife chops him to death, a bug triggers and he keeps being reborn. He goes drinking at brothels and gets chopped to death, then reborn! He tries to get frisky, gets chopped to death and reborn again! He discovers his wife’s secret, gets chopped to death, and is reborn once more! Only the male lead is reborn. The female lead has no memories, and time and again she mistakenly thinks he’s a martial arts expert and draws her blade on him... At first, he can’t even withstand a single move.
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The Little Princess Has Arrived, and Her Proud Father Bows to Her 闺女驾到,高傲爹爹甘愿俯首称臣
Everyone knows that Feng Xiaohan, regent of the Nansang Kingdom, is ruthless and tyrannical, with power that reaches from the emperor down to the common people. No one dares cross him. One day, a little girl actually stepped on the regent's foot in the street. Not only did he not get angry, he crouched down and gently coaxed her. Feng Xiaohan: “Daddy was wrong. Daddy will buy you another skewer.” Feng Wuyu, fuming: “Hmph!” His subordinates: “Hahahaha! That's what you get for provoking the little
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Ancestor, If You Don't Come Down the Mountain Soon, Your Bloodline Ends Here 老祖,再不下山,你就绝后了
Daoist priest Chen Yang was Zhang Sanfeng’s direct disciple in the late Southern Song dynasty. He has lived for 800 years, growing more powerful once every century. He can’t die even when he wants to, and life has lost all its pleasures. He can only retreat into a remote mountain temple and put himself into a deep, self-imposed sleep. One day, his disciple Chen Qingzhi kneels and begs his master, Chen Yang, to come down from the mountain… Also known as The Patriarch, If You Don’t Come Down Soo
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After My Mother Remarried, I Made Three Rules with My Stepfather 随母改嫁,我跟继父约法三章
I was born into this family, and before I was two, my father had an accident on his way to take the prefectural exams. No one ever saw him again, alive or dead. My grandfather died of grief that very month, and my grandmother was bedridden for two years before leaving us with a mountain of debt and passing away. A few years later, my mother could no longer shoulder the burden of making ends meet and decided to remarry. Fine, she could marry again. I wasn't going to do anything foolish, but I had
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Online Romance Turns Real: Is the Rich Lady Actually a Male Streamer? 网恋奔现:富婆竟是男主播?
Qin Fei, a male college student majoring in broadcasting, eagerly went to meet the “rich older sister” he'd been dating online. But waiting at the bus stop was the washed-up, sleazy streamer Ju Huatai, driving a Ferrari and holding a bouquet. “I've already booked a room. Since we're here...” “Get lost, you disgusting pervert!!!” A chaotic, disastrous meet-up brought together two people who had nothing to do with each other. It also led Qin Fei into the world of livestreaming, where one hilarious
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The Sixties: The Supporting Actress Works Herself to the Bone and Outshines the Lucky Female Lead 六零,对照组女配卷死锦鲤女主
[Transmigration + comedy + pocket dimension + punishing scumbags + troublemaker heroine + face-slapping + satisfying read + goofy humor + romance] A chaotic, hilarious career story, not a formulaic one. The heroine is cunning, scheming, unhinged, and becomes an official. It’s hell mode from the start: the original host was beaten to death by her awful grandmother, and less than two minutes after transmigrating, she was kicked into the hospital by her awful father. Cheng Miaomiao opens and close
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