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1. 1101 我 My Alpha Is a Sharp-Tongued Little Green Tea from Shandong 我的alpha是山东毒嘴小绿茶 Big-Eared Fox Rabbit大耳朵狐兔Two Male Leads505k WordsCompleted [Goofy, sharp-tongued Shandong alpha who occasionally slips into dialect × cool, fierce celebrity omega who treats marriage as no big deal] After breaking off her engagement to her cheating fiancé, Wei Zisu is matched with a rather ordinary Shandong alpha whose compatibility with her is remarkably high: Yin Zhengchuan. What she hears from the alpha: His family grows and sells vegetables, lives in a bungalow, and has a disabled younger sister. What she sees on her first visit to the alpha's ho 11.6kReads9.4Score2.2kShelves
2. 1102 假 If I Had Never Loved You 假如不曾爱过你 Three Pine Nuts三只松子Modern Romance49k WordsCompleted Under the weight of all the abuse, Jian Xin has spent the past six months living like a slut. 469Reads8.5Score103Shelves
3. 1103 影 I Calculated the Actress’s Fate 影后的命，我算的 A Single Spirit Shines Alone一灵独耀7k WordsCompleted I Read the Actress’s Fate 336Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 1104 女 My Girlfriend Is Straight. Even the Matchmaker Said the Thread Binding Us Together Was a Steel Cable on the Verge of Snapping 女友是直女，月老说给我们牵的是钢丝绳都差点崩断。 Su Jiang Who Likes Radish Blossoms喜欢萝卜花的苏将23k WordsCompleted My girlfriend is straight. The Matchmaker God said the bond he tied between us was a steel cable, and it nearly snapped. 691Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 1105 世 No One in the World Is Like Her Anymore 世上无人再像她 Fo Jiu佛九Modern Romance40k WordsCompleted Shen Ange knew that love could leave you battered to the bone, but without love she would become a walking corpse. Stubbornly, she believed that life was long enough for her to wait until he came back to her. In the end, though, she could no longer hold on... 1.8kReads8.1Score198Shelves
6. 1106 娱 Showbiz: I Start Out Living Off Rich Women and Take It All in Stride! 娱乐：从富婆开始软饭硬吃！ Deep-Fried Autumn油炸秋天Urban2.7M WordsCompleted A millionaire heiress’s romance-writing guide: when men become the top-tier pick, they become true gods! The entertainment industry’s king of living off women, trained by the Tiger of Serious Crimes, Cao Dahua. Living off a woman while holding your head high: that’s our style. Living off a woman while holding your head high: the ideal man. Have you been living off a woman today? 78.3kReads8.7Score3.6kShelves
7. 1107 撮 I Tried to Get the Protagonists Together, but the Male Lead Forced His Love on Me 撮合主角不成，我被男主强制爱了 Qia Rui Rui Rui Rui Rui恰瑞瑞瑞瑞瑞Two Male Leads332k WordsCompleted [Two male leads, absurd comedy, unhinged antics, quick transmigration, lots of tropes, 1v1, both virgins, happy ending] A laid-back office drone bottom × a yandere top hiding beneath a charming facade The top is the same person in every world. Song Ci transmigrates into different worlds with one mission: make the male and female leads fall in love and get their happy ending. In a campus romance, he diligently does homework for three people just so the leads can spend more time together. In a 5.9kReads9.3Score846Shelves
8. 1108 癫 Crazy, Crazy, Crazy: Laugh and You’ll Drop Dead 癫癫癫，含笑半步癫 Hong Lian'ai红怜爱Two Male Leads179k WordsCompleted [Mind Reading] Sharp-tongued bottom × Tsundere top Ji Chenxi never imagined he would transmigrate into a book in his lifetime. He becomes the Ji family’s fake young master, and when the real young master returns, he’s thrown out and cursed by everyone. Whether he’s real or fake is none of Ji Chenxi’s business. He has one rule: anyone who defies him gets beaten until even their own mother wouldn’t recognize them, and anyone who acts like a jerk gets cursed until they spit blood and die. “Ding-don 400Reads7.2Score110Shelves
9. 1109 他 He Found My Suicide Note 他捡到了我的遗书 A Single Spirit Shines Alone一灵独耀8k WordsCompleted He Found My Suicide Note 684Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 1110 娱 Showbiz: Slander? I Absolutely Never Slept My Way to the Top 娱乐：诽谤，我绝对没有潜规则 Orange Trees in Lingnan橙生岭南Urban1.6M WordsCompleted Cao An discovered he had transmigrated to a parallel world and become a directing student. Bound to an entertainment System, he could earn all kinds of rewards by making popular works. From the start, he entered the National Young Directors Competition, ready to give this world a little shock. Every film Cao An made was both critically acclaimed and a box-office hit, becoming a sensation across the country. The “Cao girls” became more and more famous. Mi Mi, Fei Fei, Ba Ba, Yuan Yuan, Shi Shi… T 19.6kReads8.4Score1.3kShelves
11. 1111 练 Two and a Half Years of Training, but I’m Done Being an Idol and Embracing the Absurd 练习时长两年半，不当偶像搞抽象 I Ate the Unfamiliar One不熟我吃了Urban670k WordsCompleted “Zhang Chen! Get out here and give us some content! The meme section is running out of material!” Other stars had fans urging them to show up, but Zhang Chen was urged to show up by his haters. As Zhang Chen went further and further down the road of absurdity, his haters gradually realized something was wrong. “You're so absurd now, how are we supposed to hate on you?” Little by little, his haters realized they could no longer do without Zhang Chen. 5.4kReads8.1Score333Shelves
12. 1112 警 Warning! Your Unhinged Darling Has Arrived on the Battlefield 警告！您的颠公宝贝已抵达战场 A Patch of Starlight一片星光Two Male Leads274k WordsCompleted [Super-sweet male leads + two equally powerful leads + showbiz + dating reality show + outrageous face-slapping] [A manic Tianjin boy bottom × a stunningly composed top with a double identity] Shi Ye. Just like his name, he’s wild. His mental state is a hundred years ahead of the entertainment industry. While everyone else is full of energy every day, he has a full-blown mental breakdown every day. So what if he’s transmigrated into a trash novel that trashed him? Shi Ye gives a wicked smile! Wh 727Reads8.9Score153Shelves
13. 1113 缅 Reborn: Escaping a Telecom Scam Compound in Northern Myanmar 缅北电诈园重生逃亡记 A Single Spirit Shines Alone一灵独耀10k WordsCompleted Reborn and Escaping a Telecom Fraud Compound in Northern Myanmar —Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 1114 快 After Returning from Quick Transmigration, I Set the Dating Show on Fire 快穿回来后我在恋综修罗场爆火了 Xi Xun希浔Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + sweet, exciting, and satisfying + entertainment industry + variety show livestream] After completing her quick transmigration missions and changing her fate, Yu Xia successfully returned to her original world. In the story starring her fiancé and the woman he loved, she was cannon fodder. She returned just as she was about to appear on a dating show. As soon as the show began, her fiancé's crush was caught in a love triangle. The heir to a wealthy family, her childhood friend wh 2.7kReads8.9Score382Shelves
15. 1115 这 This Star Isn't Exactly Proper 这个明星不正经 Xuan Yuan Guardian轩辕守护Urban3.1M WordsCompleted Thank you all so much for your support. This book has come to an end, and a new journey is beginning. I hope you’ll continue to support me. This is a slice-of-life entertainment novel, centered on the daily lives of the protagonist and the actresses... 17.2kReads8.6Score1.1kShelves
16. 1116 宝 Pokemon: Starting with a Big-Brother Charcadet 宝可梦：开局一只大哥炭小侍 Kaili Who Loves Xishagua Melons喜欢硒砂瓜的凯尔丽Anime Fanfiction1.1M WordsOngoing [The rating just came out, so don't be fooled. Everyone who's read it says it's great!] Also known as: "I Fell Off a Cliff from the Start, and My Pokemon Look Kinda Wrong," "Pokemon: From the Start, I Got a Badass Charcadet," and "Pokemon: A Record of the Hero from the Underworld" [Pokemon] + [No System] + [No transmigration] + [No rebirth] + [Comedy] + [Regions merge] + [Original elements] + [Daily life] + [Friendship-focused] + [Light novel] Lin He is an ordinary boy who dreams of becoming a P 14.9kReads8.3Score1.9kShelves

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    The ratings have just been released and will probably go up. The protagonists are peers of Ash and Red in the parallel world. They have their own stories, their own combinations, and their own path to being a Pokémon master. There is no system here, no rebirth, and no time travel (if traveling from this world to Xi Cui counts, pretend I didn't say that), the original world view is added with some personal settings. The Pokémon in it are all humane, and the protagonist is full of passion. The story is absolutely wonderful and absolutely funny. Please support and watch!

17. 1117 他 He Killed Me, Then We Shared a Body 他杀了我，然后和我共用一具身体 A Single Spirit Shines Alone一灵独耀9k WordsCompleted He Killed Me, Then Shared My Body 66Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 1118 数 The Digital Heavenly Court 数字天庭 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家Urban749k WordsOngoing A fusion of Taoism and cyberpunk: when talismans meet code and golden cores clash with algorithms, a Taoist priest ventures into a cyberpunk megacity for a quest for the Dao that spans both reality and the digital world. The Dao that can be spoken is not the eternal Dao. True ascension is not about escaping this world, but facing it and changing it. Shennian Technology Group monopolizes 70% of the global brain-computer interface market. Babies routinely receive Shennian chips at three months old 10Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Just the right fit! I recommend a long science fiction work, Eastern Cyberpunk × Taoist Philosophy Core × Future Science Fiction Work "Digital Heaven" Fine Chaff, Knock CP (Single Female Protagonist) +1V1. [Top post][Top post][Flowing kiss] Plus +19 science fiction short stories, there must be one that can arouse your recognition, resonance, shock and amazement! Everyone can try it! If you like this kind of works, please like and comment! Thank you for your support!

19. 1119 咒 Jujutsu Kaisen: Naturally Curly-Haired People Are All Good People 咒术回战：天然卷全都是好人 Batola巴托拉Anime Fanfiction1.5M WordsOngoing [Main story complete. The FSN crossover IF bonus chapters are updating.] [Wacky comedy / fiery battles + healing + friendship] [Original title: Jujutsu Kaisen: Naturally Curly-Haired People Are All Good People] After wrapping up his role in the neighboring series Gintama, its protagonist Sakata Gintoki is reincarnated on the set of Jujutsu Kaisen. How can people with completely different art styles get along? Everyone knows naturally curly-haired people can't be bad, but straight-haired people a 12.2kReads9.3Score1.3kShelves

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    Gintama is incredibly funny.

20. 1120 美 The Secret in the Beautiful Woman’s Hands Made Me Stop Resisting 美妇手中的机密，让我停止了反抗 A Single Spirit Shines Alone一灵独耀Sci-Fi & Apocalypse6k WordsCompleted The Secret in the Hands of a Beautiful Woman Made Me Stop Resisting —Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 1121 回 Echo Archive 《回声档案》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家22k WordsCompleted Echoes Archive 4Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 1122 总 My CEO Husband's Legs Are Paralyzed? Don't Panic, I'll Treat Him with My Unhinged Therapy 总裁老公腿残？别慌看我癫击治疗 A Little Yiyi一只意意Modern Romance219k WordsOngoing [Marriage first, love later + sweet romance, devoted couple + the second male lead pursues his wife + face-slapping feel-good story + slow and steady] Thoughtful, sunny heroine vs. aloof, sensitive hero Shi Yi transmigrates into a book, becoming the vicious supporting female character who has confessed to the original male lead for the hundredth time. Just as everyone expects Shi Yi to be rejected for the hundredth time, the original male lead unexpectedly accepts her confession and hands her a 2Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 1123 在 After the Forbidden Big Shots Heard My Inner Thoughts in Ye Luoli 在叶罗丽被禁忌大佬们听到心声后 Yan Churuo衍初若Anime Fanfiction522k WordsCompleted [Complete] [Transmigrated into a Comic + Everyone Is Ridiculous + Hilarious + People Can Hear Her Thoughts + Flirtatious + Everyone’s Favorite + Mild Love Rivalry + Super Sweet Later On] Being reborn as a dog or a pig, even as a maggot, wouldn’t be this outrageous. But have you ever heard of being reborn as a mass of dark matter? That’s right, Yue Sang transmigrated. She ended up in the animated world of Ye Luoli, becoming part of its setting: dark matter energy. The upside is that she can wande 3.4kReads9.0Score470Shelves

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    I enjoyed reading this script!

24. 1124 炮 The Cannon Fodder Holds the Script and Stirs Up Trouble on a Dating Show 炮灰他手握剧本，恋综里兴风作浪 Unreliable Little Duck不靠谱小鸭Two Male Leads266k WordsCompleted A new work is out! You can read my stories on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy them. Your support is what keeps me writing, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 92Reads8.9Score131Shelves
25. 1125 魔 A True Account of Starting a Business at a Demon Realm Resort 魔界度假村创业实录 A Single Spirit Shines Alone一灵独耀9k WordsCompleted A True Account of Starting a Business at a Resort in the Demon Realm 11Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 1126 她 She Shone All Night 《她亮了一整夜》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家13k WordsCompleted She Shone All Night —Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 1127 大 Great Tang's Number One Menace 大唐第一祸害 The Song Is Not Yet Finished一曲未完Historical2.3M WordsCompleted His Majesty Li Er was furious. “My machine-gun company has been lured away by that little menace again?!” A minister replied carefully, “Your Majesty, the Japanese envoy was a month behind on his liquor tab at Wangfujing, so the Crown Prince… the Crown Prince just…” Li Er looked disdainful. “Nonsense! Japan is a friendly neighbor of our Great Tang. They’re only a little behind on payment. Would he really go that far?” The minister answered cautiously, “Your Majesty… the debt is 108,000 strings o 34.8kReads8.4Score2.5kShelves

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    🔥This book is so evil🔥 200W+ Completed The number one scourge of the Tang Dynasty, scourge to heaven, scourge to earth, scourge to you, me and others😃😃😘😘😃😃

28. 1128 皇 The Empress Only Wants to Be Empress Dowager 皇后娘娘她只想当太后 A Single Spirit Shines Alone一灵独耀Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted Her Majesty the Empress Only Wants to Become the Empress Dowager 250Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 1129 3 Night Watch Between Two Worlds: Patient No. 37 37号病人的两界守夜 Fake Newbie伪人萌新Mystery141k WordsOngoing [Has dungeons, no System, no invincibility, no mindless power fantasy, no female lead] Whenever night falls, Li Zhu uses a copper key to open the door in the corner of his hospital room. Though it should lead to the restroom, he instead steps into the dim corridor of Ping'an Apartments. At the far end, the landlord stands smiling, dressed in a faded blue cotton jacket, his face creased with wrinkles as deep as knife cuts. 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Really good-looking [smile][smile][smile]

30. 1130 你 Your Memory Balance Is Running Low 《你的记忆余额不足》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家9k WordsCompleted Your Memory Balance Is Running Low 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Just the right fit! I recommend a long science fiction work, Eastern Cyberpunk × Taoist Philosophical Core × Future Science Fiction Work "Digital Heaven" Fine Chaff, Knock CP (Single Female Protagonist) +1V1. [Top post][Top post][Flowing kiss] Plus +19 science fiction short stories, there must be one that can arouse your recognition, resonance, shock and amazement! Everyone can try it! If you like this kind of works, please like and comment! Thank you for your support!

31. 1131 被 Surrounded by Movie Emperors, I'm Trapped in a Dating Show Battleground 被影帝们包围的我深陷恋综修罗场 Clouds Perched on a Branch枝上云栖Two Male Leads403k WordsCompleted [Two Male Leads + Showbiz + Dating Reality Show + Sweet, Sultry Flirting + Both Pure + Suited-Up Badass] Wen Yanshen was born into a prestigious family. He was cold and aloof, seemingly beyond anyone's reach. Yet this ascetic prince of a man fell from the heavens for a somewhat ditzy, slightly slow-on-the-uptake young man. He turned his back on his family and stayed true to love. Later, all he got in return was: “Wen Yanshen, I don’t want you anymore. Let’s break up.” “Fine,” Wen Yanshen replied 4.5kReads9.5Score618Shelves

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    1.3.4.5.8.9.10.11 Is super good, and the rest of the books are also good. The second and sixth books are also highly recommended! The seventh book is Redemption, and the eleventh one is very good!

32. 1132 盗 The Thief Stole Three Women and the Country 盗贼偷了三个女人和这个国家 A Single Spirit Shines Alone一灵独耀6k WordsCompleted The Thief Stole Three Women and This Country 22Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 1133 星 Starseed Courier 《星种快递员》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家21k WordsCompleted The Starseed Courier 1Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 1134 捡 After Picking Up a Mad Villain, the Cannon Fodder Keeps Trying to Save Himself 捡了疯批反派后，炮灰总想自救 Sweet Candy Baby糖甜宝贝Two Male Leads577k WordsCompleted [Dual Male Leads, Transmigrated into a Comic, Two Powerful Leads, A Little Funny, Villain] A scheming, unhinged yandere villain who seems sweet but is secretly dark, with a love-struck puppy-dog side, falls for a fiercely protective, doting, powerful, universally adored top. [Modern setting in an alternate world] Xu Chi transmigrates into a comic and, without really knowing what he’s doing, takes home an unbelievably pretty boy. Only when his memories come back does he realize that the boy he pi 31.2kReads9.6Score4.7kShelves
35. 1135 仙 The Immortal Venerable Says I Laid an Egg 仙尊说我生了颗蛋 A Single Spirit Shines Alone一灵独耀8k WordsCompleted The Immortal Venerable Says I Laid an Egg 25Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 1136 一 Love at First Sight and Careful Steps 《一见钟情与小心翼翼》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家13k WordsCompleted Love at First Sight and Walking on Eggshells 2Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 1137 商 The Business World's Young Master Is in Tears: Why Did His Wife Stop Flirting? 商圈太子哭唧唧：老婆怎么不钓了 Mr. Gemini双子先生Two Male Leads360k WordsCompleted [Rebirth, low self-esteem and depression, a guiding lover, bittersweet and heartwarming] [Cool, composed, and unknowingly flirtatious receiver × aloof, double-standard, pouty love interest] (Author’s tip: I personally don’t think it’s angsty! There’s really no angst!) The dead cannot come back to life, but Shi Ling was reborn. In his previous life, he was the real young master of a wealthy family, unwanted and constantly targeted. In this life, he would take back everything that belonged to 43.3kReads9.4Score7kShelves
38. 1138 疯 The Mad Emperor Imprisoned Me in a Shrine and Made Me His “Bodhisattva” 疯批皇帝把我囚在佛堂，让我当他的“菩萨”。 A Single Spirit Shines Alone一灵独耀Ancient Romance9k WordsCompleted The mad emperor imprisoned me in the Buddhist temple and made me his “Bodhisattva.” 27Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 1139 0 0.7 Seconds 《0.7秒》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家16k WordsCompleted 0.7 Seconds 1Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 1140 恶 The Villain Goes Viral on a Variety Show, and the Yandere Says, Stay Away, Okay? 恶人综艺爆红，病娇离远点啊喂 The Actual Demoness妖精本妖Two Male Leads601k WordsCompleted [Max-level expert reborn + feel-good story + face-slapping + putting scumbags in their place + showbiz + variety shows + absurd comedy + yandere + sweet romance] In his previous life, Xie Chen was abused to death by the family that adopted him. He bound himself to a System to seek revenge. At last, after clearing every stage in the world and earning an A rating across the board, he was reborn. When he opened his eyes again, he was back in the days when he was infamous and polarizing. Looking at 23.5kReads9.6Score3.9kShelves
41. 1141 宗 The Sect Tournament: I Won First Place with My Thesis 宗门大比，我靠论文拿了第一 A Single Spirit Shines Alone一灵独耀14k WordsCompleted I Took First Place in the Sect Tournament with My Paper 10Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 1142 爱 Love on the Day Gravity Reverses 《爱在引力反转日》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家15k WordsCompleted Love on the Day Gravity Reverses —Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 1143 小 The Young Master Has a New Favorite, and He's Going Wild, Taking Everyone Down 小少爷换人疼，发癫创飞所有人 Tang Muge唐沐歌Two Male Leads362k WordsCompleted [Full-cast audio adaptation available] [Unhinged young master x indulgent, supportive CEO~ sweet romance, devoted couple + supporting character awakens + reborn for revenge and face-slapping + not pure wish fulfillment] After being reborn, Li Yi discovers that he's merely a minor supporting character in a wealthy-family harem novel. The protagonist shou is a fake young master who took his place and lived in the Lu family for more than a decade. The protagonist gong wants to help the protagonist 6.1kReads9.4Score953Shelves
44. 1144 我 My Roommate Is an Extinction Event 《我的室友是灭绝事件》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家13k WordsCompleted My Roommate Is an Extinction Event —Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 1145 落 After Hitting Rock Bottom, I Became a Top-Tier Star 落魄后，我成了娱乐圈顶流 Translucence透光Two Male Leads380k WordsCompleted [Two male leads+reunion after a long separation+entertainment industry+both physically and emotionally devoted] The school's heartthrob with a heaven-gifted voice, the receiver VS the aloof, powerful illegitimate son of a wealthy family, the pursuer Mu Mian is a little-known singer, so obscure that the entertainment industry had no record of him in the two years since his debut. After joining a travel variety show: The good news: he became famous. The bad news: people were about to hate him out 5.1kReads9.4Score999Shelves
46. 1146 光 Lightspeed Travel Agency 《光速旅行社》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家13k WordsCompleted The Lightspeed Travel Agency 1Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 1147 甜 Sweet! The Villain Flirts This Well? He Only Pinches the Male Lead's Slim Waist 甜！反派这么会撩？专掐男主细腰 Whole Wheat Bread全麦面包Two Male Leads288k WordsCompleted [Two male leads + showbiz + face-slapping and punishing scumbags + feel-good, cathartic laughs + variety shows + goofy + devoted love + villain takes the lead] Question: What do you do when you transmigrate into an old-school, melodramatic BL novel as a nobody in the entertainment industry who gets abused from episode one all the way to the finale? Jian “Former Mercenary and KPI Maniac” Li replies with a curt “Thanks, but no thanks.” “Damn it, I hate male leads who act all macho. If the story st 16.4kReads9.5Score2.6kShelves
48. 1148 穿 The Alien Who Transmigrated Across Three Galaxies Asked Me First: Did Zhen Huan Win? 《穿越三个星系的外星人问我的第一句：甄嬛赢了没？》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家Male-Channel Fanfiction14k WordsCompleted The Alien Who Traveled Across Three Galaxies Asked Me First: “Did Zhen Huan Win?” 2Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 1149 全 The Universe's Worst Reviews 《全宇宙的五星差评》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家11k WordsCompleted Five-Star Bad Reviews Across the Universe 2Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 1150 芯 Parallel Universes in a Chip 《芯片里的平行寰宇》 I'm Not a Novelist我不是小说作家19k WordsCompleted Parallel Universes Inside a Chip 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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