Anything with a Couple Works 只要有CP都行

1. 51 前 My Ex-Husband’s Groveling Tour, While the Younger Man Fights for Me Like Crazy 前夫追妻火葬场，年下他抢疯了 Barbecue Caramel Potatoes烧烤焦糖土豆Modern Romance219k WordsCompleted [Top-tier star younger brother × divorced older sister; her ex-husband’s desperate chase for her versus the younger man fighting to claim her #OlderWomanYoungerMan #Twins #ConcertProposal] Jiang Jianxing was married to Xie Lin, a Hong Kong business tycoon, for three years. She was his first-love substitute and the most pitiful original wife on the entire internet. The day she signed the divorce papers, she had just received her pregnancy test results. When he told her, “Get rid of it,” she smi 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Highly recommend: 1. Super good! The female lead isn't even divorced yet, and the second male lead is already vying for her attention. 2. Fast-paced and not dragging. 3. A satisfying read, tearing apart the mother-in-law's family. 4. A sweet read. 5. A bit of a letdown at the end, but the plot is very imaginative.

2. 52 快 Quick Transmigration: Clear-Headed in a World of Love-Brained System 快穿之人间清醒却绑定恋爱脑系统 Barbecue Caramel Potatoes烧烤焦糖土豆Modern Romance398k WordsCompleted [Apocalypse + Republican Era + Infinite-Flow + Interstellar + Alternate Universe + Divine Beasts] 1v1 [Zombies + Devoted Love + Older Woman/Younger Man Romance + ABO + Household Intrigue + Strong Female Lead] Skip this if these aren't your thing. Ouyang Yue has just graduated when her parents divorce. She sets off on a solo trip to clear her head, and accidentally binds herself to a quick transmigration System along the way. I thought I'd already renounced love and desire. Now you're telling me 97Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 53 重 Reborn with the Thirty-Six Stratagems, I Won’t Abort This Baby 重生玩转三十六计，这胎老娘不堕 Barbecue Caramel Potatoes烧烤焦糖土豆Modern Romance217k WordsCompleted On the cold operating table, Su Yanqiu suddenly opened her eyes. She was back on the day her two-faced best friend and the scumbag she loved had tricked her into an abortion! In her previous life, she thought her rough-and-tumble husband, Zhao Mo, was crude and trusted the wrong people. She lost her family fortune and died alongside her unborn child! Only when she was dying did she learn that the taciturn man had searched every ravine for her and killed her enemies with his own hands. In the end 44Reads8.1Score—Shelves
4. 54 得 I Got Amnesia and Turned into a Lucky Cat 得了失忆症，变成锦鲤小猫了 Barbecue Caramel Potatoes烧烤焦糖土豆Ancient Romance138k WordsCompleted [One-on-one romance, super-strong girl and straightforward general] The day Yang Fufu is diagnosed with amnesia, she binds to a [Lucky Carp System] and transmigrates to another world. She successfully saves a general, only to be poisoned and left on the brink of death! Her soul leaves her body. When she opens her eyes again, she's become the chubby orange cat the general took in! From then on, the fearsome general who commands respect far and wide develops a “strange habit”: he always has an ora 1Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 55 反 The Villainous Male Side Character Transmigrates into the Real World, and the Author Is at His Mercy 反派男配穿越现实，作者被拿捏了 Barbecue Caramel Potatoes烧烤焦糖土豆Modern Romance142k WordsCompleted [If everyone else gets parentheses, so do I: 1v1. The rest depends on the author's mood, but it's probably not angsty.] Su Xiaoqi was just sitting at home when a villain fell from the sky. This formidable villainous male supporting character from the novel: He owed money from washing dishes, then joined the entertainment industry and got into debt to loan sharks. And somehow, he still became the entertainment industry's newest top-tier star?! Su Xiaoqi looked at the trending topic #EmperorYin's 5Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 56 七 The 1970s Foil? Watch Me Go All Out 七零对照组？本小姐直接开大 Please Bring Me a Bowl of Rice请来碗盖饭Modern Romance199k WordsOngoing [Farming in the 1970s + the whole family’s darling + devoted couple + transmigrate + portable space] Su Tang, a powerful survivor from the apocalypse, transmigrates into the 1970s as a poor village girl. Her family has barely a thing to its name, her father is ill, her mother is frail, and her three older brothers are simple, honest men. No problem! With a portable space, she has supplies, seeds, and all kinds of cutting-edge technology! While others toil for work points and go hungry, she uses —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   The male and female leads are so sweet! 🥰

7. 57 宗 The Sect's Junior Sister Really Isn't a Villain 宗门小师妹她真的不是反派 User10551478用户10551478Fantastical Romance240k WordsCompleted [Leveling Interwoven with Adventure] [Five-Person Team] [Ensemble Cast of Other Important Characters] [Female Team Leader] [The Female Lead Has No Fixed CP, but There Will Be Romance to Help Develop the Characters] [The Female Lead Rises to Become the Leader of the Human Race] Zhu Mingjue transmigrates to another world. First, she escapes her twisted family and sets out on the path of cultivation. It seems she's a once-in-a-generation genius. Why not lead people in conquering the world? It's jus 17Reads—Score—Shelves

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   If you want to ship them, go ahead, it's just that the pairing isn't officially confirmed yet.

8. 58 开 From the Start, a Jinx! Everyone Kneels and Begs Me to Keep Quiet 开局乌鸦嘴！全员跪求别开口 Wind Over the Grain风卷禾Modern Romance413k WordsOngoing Everyone is waiting for the country bumpkin girl to leave in disgrace? Little do they know that this country girl has a whole stack of secret identities and is a big shot in every field. The most unbelievable and exasperating thing about her is that everything she says with her jinxing mouth comes true! The moment she speaks, payback strikes! No delays! Her adopted sister acts helpless at every turn and lays traps at every opportunity, doing everything she can to drag her into the mire! And her 54Reads—Score113Shelves

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   This matches the title perfectly! All three books have couples, and both characters are incredibly talented 💕

9. 59 玄 Mystic Arts Streamer Live: Your Remaining Lifespan Is Running Low 玄学主播在线：你的阳寿余额不足 Wind Over the Grain风卷禾Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Who is she? She’s the ultimate master of mystic arts, going viral across the internet by livestreaming fortune-telling and making all three realms bow to her! With a single sentence, she can tell whether an editor is a homewrecker. She’ll beat a vicious ghost until its soul is scattered, then angrily demand to know why a college student thinks she’s unfit to write novels! She’s so infamous in the underworld that everyone trembles at the mention of her, honoring her as the Great Fiend! She’s slep 135Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 60 末 Stockpiling Supplies in the Apocalypse: I Have Your Dad's Survival System 末世空间囤货：我有你爹生存系统 Wind Over the Grain风卷禾Sci-Fi & Apocalypse874k WordsCompleted “Sis, are we making a baby together again today?” Reborn and returned from the apocalypse, she sees everyone else fighting to survive, but she picks up a sweet little puppy of a guy who spends every day acting cute, while stockpiling supplies in her space alongside the “Your Dad” System. The most ridiculous part is that the Your Dad System is also obsessed with dressing up. It can transform into a Pretty Guardian Sailor Warrior at any moment, and it even unilaterally cuts down the space availabl 34Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 61 坊 The Ward Boss Only Wants to Serve the People 坊主大人只想为民服务 The Pine Nuts Have Fallen into Place松子已落局Eastern Fantasy161k WordsCompleted Other people cultivate immortality by meditating, refining qi, and slaying demons for their treasures. Ye Guanqing cultivates by fixing public toilets, handing out coupons, and teaching the Eight Brocades. After failing the civil service exam five years in a row in his previous life, he transmigrated and was promptly parachuted in as the head of the shabbiest market town on the Canglan Continent. Faced with a Grade D market town on the verge of closure, dozens of freeloading rogue cultivators, a 7Reads—Score—Shelves

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    💕A powerful couple, bound together by mutual devotion! 💕She is as aloof as frost, he as passionate as the sun. She is poisoned, he spends three hours refining medicine, exhausting his spiritual power, and then uses a dual cultivation method to infuse the medicine into her body. In one night, love and life are entrusted together. This is the kind of cultivation romance that adults should watch!

12. 62 满 Max-Level Thunder Spirit Root: I Outwork the Entire Cultivation World 满级雷灵根：卷哭修仙界 The Only Way Out没有办法的办法Ancient Romance1.6M WordsOngoing [Beloved by Everyone + Nontraditional Power Fantasy + Subverting Expectations + Ensemble Cast + System + No Romance] (Original title: Max-Level Lightning Spirit Root: Making the Entire Cultivation World Work Itself to the Bone) (The bonus chapters will include a romantic pairing) (Content warning: The heroine does not have everything go smoothly! This is not a power fantasy where she steamrolls everyone from the start! There are angsty moments. Read without overthinking.) When three-year-old Lin 65.2kReads9.0Score7.9kShelves

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    This is highly likely to be a CP (couple pairing). There's a strong possibility that the story involves five little dumplings who, after working together, have two more who are compatible with them. One of these two is paired with one of the female leads from the five little dumplings.

13. 63 变 After Turning into a Dire Wolf, I’m Carried Off by a Lion 变成恶狼后被狮子叼走了 Wei Nuo Time and Space薇诺时空Two Male Leads791k WordsCompleted [Two Male Leads + Beast World + Transmigration + Sweet Romance + Strong Couple + Struggling to Survive (Sort Of) + Pretend-Vicious Wolf Bottom x Domineering Lion King Top] Both pure, 1v1 Shen Wen transmigrates one day into a primitive beast world, becoming a vicious wolf with a notorious reputation, driven out of his pack after failing to challenge the Wolf King. The good news: With his survival smarts from the apocalypse, plus a little luck, he can still live comfortably in this perilous primit 15.9kReads9.3Score2.8kShelves
14. 64 全 What Do We Do When the Whole Dorm Transmigrates into a Book? 全宿舍一起穿书了怎么办？ Tea Hermit of North Mountain山北茶岑Two Male Leads477k WordsCompleted Jiangzhou University has four campus heartthrobs, each with a completely different style. They’re in the same year and share a dorm. The whole school called it fate. Little did anyone know, their luck was about to get even stranger: by chance, all four were bound to the same System and began their journey transmigrating into books. Before transmigrating into a book: Shen Hongli: A lazy, short-tempered young master Mo Bai: A cold, aloof iceberg of a man Tang Boyi: A sunny, over-the-top comedian Y 1.2kReads9.0Score167Shelves
15. 65 火 Naruto, You Are a Ray of Light 火影你是我的一道光 Luo Jiu络玖Two Male Leads824k WordsCompleted This is a story about Naruto saving Naruto, and ultimately becoming his salvation. What! You’re saying this is narcissistic self-love? No, no, no. This Naruto isn’t that Naruto. His name may be Naruto, but his full name is Sangqi Naruto, a downcast fellow whose parents died on the night of the Nine-Tails’ attack. One was isolated by the entire village for a special reason. The other didn’t care about anything and tried to isolate the whole village. What will happen when two similar people collid 803Reads8.8Score104Shelves
16. 66 穿 After Reincarnating as an Arctic Fox, I Got Scammed by a Disabled Wolf King 穿成北极狐后我被残疾狼王碰瓷了 Yan Heqing晏鶴傾Two Male Leads408k WordsCompleted [Two Male Leads + Animals + HE + 1v1 + Light Ensemble Cast + Protagonist Never Turns Human + Sweet Story + Healing] When I opened my eyes, I, a top-quality former human male, had become an Arctic fox with blood-red eyes on the Siberian tundra. I really was beautiful, but I could really freeze to death, too. To survive, I had no choice but to put my human intelligence to use: sneak into a human rescue station to enjoy the heating, while roasting the feuding wolf pack next door with my sharp comme 1.7kReads8.2Score247Shelves
17. 67 穿 Transmigrate into a Book: In the Apocalypse, I Spoil the Crybaby Little Cannon Fodder 穿书末世：我娇养了哭包小炮灰 Xi Qinghua Yi熙晴画易Two Male Leads548k WordsCompleted [Multiple-character dialogue enabled] [One-on-one romance + both leads' first love + apocalypse + transmigrate into a book + System + mutual devotion] [Second book in the series] A heads-up: If you take things too seriously, this isn't for you. Every plot point exists to deliver sweet moments. [Low-empathy, naturally ruthless killer X seemingly delicate but secretly cunning young master] [Lots and lots and lots of side couples!] Xiao Yu transmigrates into an apocalypse novel he has just finished 8.2kReads9.4Score1kShelves
18. 68 钓 The Tsundere Villain Is Unhappy, So the Host Coaxes and Kisses Them 钓系反派不高兴，宿主哄哄又亲亲 Xi Qinghua Yi熙晴画易Two Male Leads1.3M WordsCompleted [Completed | Quick Transmigration | 1v1, Both Pure | Mutual Devotion | Book Five in the Series] Low-EQ, straightforward, sunny top x alluring, scheming, broken God Emperor bottom Gu Qiyi receives a mission to travel through countless small worlds, collecting the scattered soul fragments of God Emperor Ji Qinghe and preventing him from falling into darkness. He charges ahead with his whole heart, his eyes fixed only on his Ji Qinghe: "My poor wife, don't turn evil, okay?" Ji Qinghe curls his lips 1.2kReads9.4Score345Shelves
19. 69 睁 I Opened My Eyes and Kissed the Male Lead’s White Moonlight 睁开眼，我亲了男主的白月光一口 Xi Qinghua Yi熙晴画易Two Male Leads490k WordsCompleted [Main story and extras complete] [Both leads are devoted to each other + transmigrate into a book + entertainment industry + sweet romance + dating show + ensemble cast] [Fourth installment in the series] [The various side couples have different dynamics, so read with care] Qi Yuan unexpectedly transmigrates into a novel called The CEO, Stop Torturing Me, Your White Moonlight Is Already Dead. He becomes the male lead's childhood friend, whose job early on is to serve as the male lead's ATM, then 1.5kReads9.3Score188Shelves
20. 70 绑 After Binding to a System, I Caught a Villain in the Cultivation World 绑定系统后，我在修真界钓到反派 Xi Qinghua Yi熙晴画易Two Male Leads1.1M WordsCompleted Main Couple: Chu Han X Luo Qingyu Secondary Couple: Song Qianzhi X Hua Wumian [Available as an audio drama with voice actors] [Transmigrate into a book + System + sweet romance + 1v1 + male-male romance + cultivation] [First installment in the series] [Scheming and cunning X cool and devoted] [Loads of secondary couples!] Content warning: A fluffy, feel-good story with no regard for logic. Every plot point exists to serve the romance. An unconventional cultivation story, with the protagonist adv 6.4kReads9.5Score709Shelves
21. 71 哥 Hey, Give Me a Kiss 哥，亲我一下 Putao Suye葡萄苏耶Two Male Leads153k WordsCompleted Younger, scheming, unhinged, and darkly possessive top x older, gentle, doting, and level-headed bottom. Six years ago, Chen Qingxu personally sent back the child he'd taken in and raised for four years. Six years later, the young man he'd thought he'd never see again hugged him from behind and pinned him against the mirror, his voice tender and lingering. “It's been six years, Ge. Didn't you miss me?” … Chen Qingxu found that ever since Lin Yuan came back, he had become incredibly clingy and lo 14kReads9.3Score2.3kShelves
22. 72 努 Working Hard to Reach a Happy Ending with My Older Brother 努力和兄长达成幸福结局中 ChiarooTwo Male Leads315k WordsOngoing Yoriichi and Kokushibo, both reborn [The rating just opened, so it’ll go up] Michikatsu with Kokushibo’s memories × the Demon King Yoriichi with the memories of both lives Warring States era + Taisho era Three lifetimes, two sets of memories, and a sun and moon that will never set. Tsugikuni Michikatsu is reborn with memories of his previous life as a demon. Looking at his innocent six-year-old twin brother, he resolves to break free of fate and stop living a life ruled by hatred and jealousy. B 616Reads8.9Score137Shelves
23. 73 鬼 Demon Slayer: My Brother Has a Sharp Tongue, but He's Absolutely Gorgeous 鬼灭：哥哥嘴毒，但实在美丽 Green Plum Green Tea w青梅绿茶wTwo Male Leads331k WordsCompleted Volume One is complete. Volume Two will be starting soon, so please follow my profile and check out my new book! (Original title: Demon Slayer: A Sharp-Tongued but Stunning Older Brother) [Demon Slayer] [Main pairing: the Tokito twins, Yuichiro and Muichiro] [Some Michikatsu/Yoriichi, Sanemi/Genya, and others] [Making up for regrets] [Brother complex] [Younger-brother complex] [No breaking up Obanai and Mitsuri] [Severe OOC] [A mountain of headcanons] Just before closing his eyes, the last thing 843Reads8.4Score158Shelves
24. 74 谁 What Kind of S-Rank CEO Alpha Gets Held and Kissed by an Omega? 谁家S级霸总A被O抱在怀里亲啊 High-Calcium Cheese wei高钙奶酪weiTwo Male Leads165k WordsCompleted [ABO, Cakeverse, a setting from Japanese manga, Two Male Leads, OA Romance, 1v1, Transmigrated S-Rank Alpha CEO Bottom × Charming 3S-Rank Omega Scheming Top] Qin Sheng is an ordinary person who transmigrates into an ABO world. He thinks he’s there to become the adored bottom, but the System tells him he’s there to become a male * top. Qin Sheng questions reality: “I’m the bottom!” That’s not all. This world has two other traits besides ABO, making three in total. And Qin Sheng happens to have al 7.5kReads9.0Score1.6kShelves
25. 75 成 After Becoming the Child of a Couple, I Was Moved to Tears 成为CP的孩子后，我泪目了 Is It V Down Below是否是v下Two Male Leads455k WordsOngoing [ABO + Comedy + A Little Showbiz + Transmigration] Love fills you with strength, and shipping couples makes you happy. But what would your first reaction be if you became your favorite couple's child? Li Ziyi thought she was dreaming. She was just about to tear up with joy at dreaming about her ship when she suddenly realized it wasn't a dream. She screamed inwardly, “What fanfiction is this?????” After experiencing the love of her two dads, she found herself torn inside. Should she return to he 23Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 76 C [Anime Crossover] The CP Observation Diary 【综漫】CP观察日记 Picking Up Water Bottles ing捡矿泉水瓶ingAnime Fanfiction344k WordsCompleted #Crossover #Fanfiction #Platonic #Romance #CozyDailyLife #WhatIfTimeline #AU #WatchAlong #Forum #JujutsuKaisen #BungoStrayDogs #Detective Conan [Synopsis] Moments in the gaps between the original stories, moments that were never explored in detail. After class at Tokyo Jujutsu High, Satoru Gojo takes off his blindfold, rests his chin on Suguru Geto's shoulder, and points out the window. “Look, Suguru, a weird curse.” Geto sees in the glass the clear reflection of his best friend grinning af 92Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 77 c Cosplaying Double Black, but So OOC I’m Dancing in Front of the Real Deal cos双黑但ooc舞到正主面前 Wine Brewed in Porcelain Flowers瓷花酿酒Two Female Leads68k WordsOngoing Full title: Cosplaying Double Black with My Friends, But in an OOC Version, and Dancing Right in Front of the Real Characters [Bungo Stray Dogs + slice of life] (cosplayers with romantic pairings) (Bungo Stray Dogs characters as friends) Cosplay transmigration is common, but I can only be OOC. In that case, let’s become reversed versions of the writers from now on and make the setting even more fantastical!!! You agree, don’t you, Chuuya’s little brother, Atsushi Nakajima!? … We, with the blood 26Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 78 终 Seraph of the End X Demon Slayer 终结的炽天使X鬼灭 Hopeful Ya期望呀Two Male Leads135k WordsOngoing What sparks will fly when the vampire Mikaela Hyakuya and Yuuichiro Hyakuya of the Moon Demon Company arrive in the world of Demon Slayer? (Mika and Yuu reunite for the first time after being separated in the anime, then wind up at Mount Natagumo. Everything here is the author's own imagination. If it doesn't match the manga or contradicts its lore, that's totally normal.) Sorry for the OOC!!! 361Reads7.1Score102Shelves
29. 79 快 Quick Transmigration: My Sweet-Talking Lover Is the Best 快穿：撒娇老攻最好命 Xi Qinghua Yi熙晴画易Two Male Leads1.5M WordsCompleted [Full Audiobook Available] [Gu Zhuoxi x Lu Shun] [Quick Transmigration + Both Chaste + 1v1 + Devoted to Each Other] [An Optimistic Top with a Bizarre Way of Thinking and Low EQ x A Clever, Multitalented, and Wise Bottom] [The Lu Family Series, Book 3] Little goldfish Gu Zhuoxi is determined to leap through the dragon's gate and transform into a golden dragon. He accepts a System mission: travel through countless little worlds and save Lu Shun, a doomed cannon-fodder character destined for a trag 20kReads8.8Score838Shelves
30. 80 奈 Why Is My Disciple So Irresistible? 奈何徒弟太诱人 Xi Qinghua Yi熙晴画易Two Male Leads1.0M WordsCompleted Main Couple: Lu Shi x Ye Bingyu Side Couples: Gu Xu x Yi Yuan, Yu Hao x An Yihan [Lu Family Series, Book 1] [Cultivation + Top’s POV + Master and Disciple + System + Mutual Devotion + Invincible Lead + Ensemble Cast + Taking Disciples] [Invincible, Lazy Master x Tsundere Cat Disciple] Lu Shi was invincible. It only took one finger to deal with his enemies. But he was lazy to the core, and the System kept forcing him to take on more disciples. He only had one little cat, though. So cute, always b 1.2kReads8.9Score166Shelves
31. 81 捡 The Wife I Picked Up Is Ridiculously Sweet! 捡到的老婆，过分，娇！ Xi Qinghua Yi熙晴画易Two Male Leads234k WordsCompleted CP: Lu Yao x Gu Zhuoyue [Lu Family Series, Book 2] [Completed] [Two male leads + lighthearted + futuristic beast world + original scent-based attraction + daily life + both devoted to each other + doting on each other] [Scheming, silver-tongued Ragdoll cat x proud, alluring mermaid] Lu Yao opened a guesthouse in Azure Town and unexpectedly fished a beautiful mermaid out of the sea. Besides being beautiful, the mermaid was also rather clueless. He could be kissed and cuddled, and he even called L 345Reads8.7Score100Shelves
32. 82 兽 Beast World: The Wolf King I Rescued Wants to Be My Wife! 兽世：捡来的狼王想做我老婆！ Xi Qinghua Yi熙晴画易Two Male Leads356k WordsCompleted Main couple: Lu Tang x Cang Ye. Supporting couple: She Tian x Liu Sumu [Lu family series, book 4] [Male-led + innocent kitty top x gentle, devoted bottom + both leads are sexually inexperienced + mutual devotion + adventures] Lu Tang was a ragdoll cat with noble blood, and the power of an ancient nine-tailed fox slept within him. To evolve into his complete form, he needed to gather enough elemental energy in the Beastman World to become a nine-tailed fox. For that reason, he transmigrated to th 993Reads8.2Score169Shelves
33. 83 鬼 Demon Slayer: Snuggling with the Mint-Colored Kitten Again Today 鬼灭：今天也在和薄荷小猫贴贴 White Deer in the Maple Forest枫林白鹿Anime Fanfiction294k WordsOngoing [Female lead in the Demon Slayer Corps + Tanjiro's sister + snarky narrator + native of the world + Muichiro pairing + don't blame me for OOC + catification is the greatest invention in the world] As the eldest daughter of the Kamado family, Kamado Kanna is beautiful and kind-hearted, always ready to help others. Despite the strange birthmark on her forehead, she's widely praised around town as a beauty (not really). Though the Kamados live in poverty, the family is happy together. Kanna always 1.8kReads8.9Score253Shelves
34. 84 鬼 Demon Slayer: I Woke Up as the Second Most Hated Person 鬼灭：一觉起来成第二被讨厌的了 Bossy Cantaloupe霸道哈密瓜Anime Fanfiction366k WordsCompleted Giyu Tomioka is the love interest. If that bothers you, please don’t read. The romance and plot are balanced, and the story includes Obanai and Mitsuri, Shinobu and Kanae, Tanjiro and Kanao, and Zenitsu and Nezuko. Readers who dislike intense romantic push-and-pull, mostly sweet with a touch of angst, should proceed with caution. The daily life of “Frost Pillar” Kiyohara Shiori: slay demons, rescue people, pick up teammates along the way, and wear “You’re welcome” permanently on her face. The pe 1.6kReads8.3Score298Shelves

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