Hilariously Sweet Romance Novels So Sugary Sweet, You’ll Sit on the Toilet Reading Until Your Legs Go Numb 笑死人的甜宠文，齁甜齁甜，看书在厕所坐的腿麻了

1. 1 羞 How Embarrassing! The Sickly Sweetheart Sneaks His Wife’s Skirt into His Work Trip 羞人！病娇出差偷带老婆小裙裙 Jin Yuzhi今与紫Modern Romance267k WordsCompleted [Forced romance, whirlwind marriage, love at first sight, later she runs away while pregnant, both leads are sexually inexperienced, one-on-one romance, seven-year age gap, doting older husband] [Gentle, beautiful, pure-hearted good girl like a white jasmine flower x possessive, obsessive man] All it took was for Wen Suhe to say he liked obedient girls, and Qiao Yin’s father sent her to him. Raised under the oppressive rule of her biological father and stepmother, Qiao Yin had become an expert a 14.7kReads9.0Score942Shelves

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   🍅Even her underwear does not need to be washed by herself, nor is it machine-washed, but hand-washed by Wensu River. The scene of Boss Ba washing his underwear was something I couldn't even imagine before. Qiao Yan said weakly: "I didn't wash it myself, I left it for you." Mr. Tangtang Wen only did a few housework every day, washing his wife's and his own underwear. She cannot deprive Wensu River of labor opportunities. Who wants to see the master version of washing underwear with a cold face? Wen Suhe held Qiao Yan's thin underwear and turned his head, "Are you filming me?" "Aren't you allowed to take pictures? I'll delete it right away." Qiao Yan was obedient and would delete it soon. Wen Suhe continued to rub his wife's panties with his hands, "Take whatever you want." His wife patted him as a souvenir, and Wen Suhe secretly felt happy. He even wanted to look concave, but Qiao Yan had long since disappeared from his peripheral vision. But he didn't know that he was worried about Qiao Zhen, and Qiao Zhen wanted to put him on the Internet. Boss version washing underwear with a cold face is such a fresh and exciting topic!

2. 2 零 Zero-Degree Intimacy 零度暧昧 Lan Sheng澜笙Modern Romance335k WordsCompleted [The print edition goes on sale across all platforms on August 1] [Short drama now streaming] Previously titled: Zero-Degree Intimacy [One-on-one romance + both leads’ first love + happy ending + secret marriage + sweet romance ♥ Double-layer milk foam, 70% sugar!] (Rich, sharp-tongued, scheming investor Jian Yuchen VS money-loving, mischievous young designer Wen Ni) In a nutshell: She married her nemesis. In physics, zero degrees is the point where ice and water coexist. Zero-degree intimacy is 77.7kReads9.5Score9.5kShelves
3. 3 娇 The Teary-Eyed Lop-Eared Bunny and the Big Bad Wolf Who Soothes Her All Night 娇气垂耳兔一哭，大尾巴狼连夜哄 A Little Apricot Branch一枝小杏Modern Romance268k WordsCompleted Pitiful, sweet, clueless lop-eared rabbit × obsessive, yandere North American gray wolf In her original world, Luo Tangyou was a soft-hearted girl who had been adopted as a child. She was sweet and gentle, and everyone adored her. After the grandparents who had adopted her passed away, the System came to her with an enticing offer: if she completed a mission, she could meet her birth parents and see the grandparents who had "adopted" her again. Before Luo Tangyou could even react, the System whi 7.2kReads8.4Score816Shelves
4. 4 软 The Soft and Irresistible Little Sweetheart 软诱小娇包 Ming Yueyun明月云Modern Romance310k WordsCompleted [Complete] [Daddy type + super sweet + age gap; obedient, soft, adorably airheaded doll-like girl x abstinent, scheming, obsessive big shot] The day before his wedding, Fu Cheny an finally learns that he’s getting married. His bride is the doll-like girl who once bumped into him and burst into tears... On their wedding day, she runs away. Fu Cheny an stops the car with a dark expression and lifts the soft little crybaby out of it. The girl clings to his neck, crying, her tears soaking his clothe 11.8kReads8.9Score922Shelves
5. 5 小 The Little Merman Begs for His Tail to Be Touched Every Day 小人鱼每天求着摸尾巴 Little Half-Moon半月牙子Two Male Leads377k WordsCompleted Modern ABO (author’s own setting), a teary little mermaid × a cool, aloof nine-tailed fox Before his secondary gender presentation, Jing You’s test predicted he would become an Alpha. But he turned out to be an Omega?! And now he has to marry an Alpha he’s never even met?! No way. Absolutely not! But he heard his fiancé has a fluffy tail!! “Mom, Dad~ When is he coming to marry me?” Shen Yanchen only wanted someone to fend off all the little Omegas who kept throwing themselves at him. But on Jing 5.9kReads9.3Score859Shelves

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   "I heard that the one from the Shen family has a fluffy tail." Jing Yan opened the door and swam in. When these words came out, Jing You, who was crying, stopped crying immediately. "Fluffy! Tail!?" Not sure, I'll ask again. Seeing Jing Yan nodding, Jing You swam excitedly in the water. "Marry, I will marry, when will he come to marry me?!"🍓

6. 6 傅 Professor Fu's Adorable Wife, the Class Dunce 傅教授的学渣小娇妻 The Smurf Who Loves Sunbathing喜欢晒太阳的蓝精灵Modern Romance128k WordsCompleted [Sweet Romance, Mutual Firsts, Marriage Before Love, Teacher-Student Romance] [An intellectually sharp, scheming older physics professor x a lively, spirited young designer] The night before the semester began: “Fu Yanli, for the sake of our marriage, could you give me a little more time to finish my homework?” The next day: “Su Youyou didn’t write a single word of her summer homework, so she’s losing eighty percent of her grade for class participation!” That night, Fu Yanli was kicked out of th 13.7kReads8.9Score1.4kShelves

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   (｡•ˇ‸ˇ•｡) Su Youyou looked at the dog man on the podium, and it turned out that he was not wearing gold-rimmed glasses today. "Before class, let's talk about the issue of summer homework. Most of the students have already handed in their homework. There are still five students who have not handed in their homework, so 50% of their usual points will be deducted. Classmate Su Youyou, I didn't write a word in this summer homework, and 80% of my usual points will be deducted. I hope everyone will take this as a lesson and complete their homework on time in the future." After Fu Yanli said this, the classroom was filled with sighs. "Eighty percent? Even if you get full marks in the final exam, you will still have to fail the class." "Does this teacher have any beef with Youyou?" "Students whose usual points will be deducted can also actively interact in class, complete subsequent assignments on time, and gain some back." Seeing Fu Yanli embarrass Su Youyou, the little sister in 506 mentally gave Fu Yanli a bad review. Su Youyou didn't like listening to physics classes. Fu Yanli would look at her from time to time during the class. She didn't dare not to listen to the class, for fear of being deducted again, so she could only bite the bullet and listen. At noon, when everyone was resting in the dormitory, everyone was worried about Su Youyou's credits. [Lixia]: Youyou, I remember you are still eight points short of credits? In addition, this time he will deduct 80% of your usual points, and you will definitely fail your senior physics class again. In this case, you will not be able to graduate on time. [Su Youyou]: No, I am three credits short now.

7. 7 后 A Laid-Back Concubine in the Inner Palace, Calmly Turning Her Life Around and Sunbathing 后宅小咸鱼，淡定翻身晒太阳 Orange Turned Orange橘子橙了Ancient Romance262k WordsOngoing Su Zhiyuan looked up at the person holding her around the belly and lifting her up, then lowered her head and kept nibbling on the pastry in her hand. Her father had said that everyone here was an important person, so she had to behave. Her mother had said that her father was the head of the family, and that if she listened to him, she’d get pastries. She’d been very good today, so she’d get another pastry when she got home. Six-year-old Feng Chen hugged Su Zhiyuan around the belly from behind a 15.7kReads8.6Score930Shelves

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   🍍Su Zhiyuan raised her head and stared at the person who was holding her belly and picking her up. She lowered her head and continued to nibble on the shortbread in her hand. Dad said that everyone here is a noble person and must be obedient. Aniang said that daddy is the god of the family, and if you listen to daddy, you will have cakes to eat. She was obedient today and got another shortbread when she got home. Six-year-old Feng Chen hugged Su Zhiyuan's belly from behind, took him home and hid him. What he picked up belongs to him and he must hide it well.

8. 8 诱 She Seduces Him, and the Hong Kong District's Little Tyrant Turns into a Lovable Goofball 诱她，港区小霸王秒变二哈 Not So Dark Under the Lamp灯下不黑黑Modern Romance644k WordsCompleted [Secret crush x sweet romance x the second male lead wins] [Can be both cool and sweet x the little tyrant of Hong Kong] That July, Feng Wu climbed a tree to rescue a cat. Xu Xingchi happened to pass by and pulled up the hem of his T-shirt. “Awu, toss the cat down. Your big brother will catch it.” In the blink of an eye, Xu Xingchi had grown up. He gave her a cold smile. “Feng Wu, eat the mango for her, and I’ll agree to get engaged to you.” With everyone watching, Feng Wu ate the mango bite by 30.2kReads9.2Score4.1kShelves

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   Super invincible hit Amway, for someone who has read novels for nearly ten years, this novel is really super super super super super super good!!!

9. 9 让 Let Big Brother Hold You 让哥哥抱抱 Painted Peach Mist绘桃雾Modern Romance159k WordsCompleted [Now available in bookstores everywhere] One day, Wen Xu accidentally got drunk and pinned Shen Tingnan beneath her. Taking advantage of the alcohol, she asked, “Brother Tingnan, will you go out with me?” “Do you know what you’re saying?” “I do.” Shen Tingnan turned the tables and pinned her beneath him, kissing the lips he had longed for. He whispered in her ear, “You’re finally mine.” 8.9kReads9.2Score1.1kShelves

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   Super sweet article!!! They are childhood sweethearts. The male protagonist has been planning for a long time, but the female protagonist is a little late to the idea. Every day after being together is sweet!!!!!

10. 10 她 She's Such a Flirt 她那么撩 Baby Ditou呆头宝宝Modern Romance183k WordsCompleted [Signed for publication] [Sweet romance + short story] Shen Xiao, renowned as a captivating beauty, pursued Han Ce for five years. Only after they married did she learn that he had fallen in love with her at first sight and had been secretly enjoying her pursuit all along. After an accident sends her back to the beginning, when she first met Han Ce, she hears the heir of the Han family sneer in front of his childhood friends: “Shen Xiao? A childhood betrothal? I'd rather stay single than marry h 21.5kReads9.4Score3.5kShelves
11. 11 他 His Little Darling 他的小祖宗 A Grain of White Sand一粒沙白Modern Romance506k WordsCompleted [Bad-boy, sharp-tongued young master X unruly, scheming beauty] [Sweet campus romance] After the new transfer student Xi Yu moved into the Lu family home, Lu Jiachen discovered that the clever, well-behaved girl who seemed like a model student was actually a hopelessly bad student who got her parents called to school every other day. Lu Jiachen: Xi Yu, if you pass your final exams, big brother will let you beat him up. Xi Yu: Really? Then just wait until I beat you to your knees and make you cal 6.7kReads9.4Score905Shelves
12. 12 商 An Arranged Marriage Is Fine! But Mr. Zhou Is a Hopeless Romantic 商业联姻没错！可周先生是恋爱脑 Volcano-Roasted Chestnuts火山烤栗子Modern Romance505k WordsCompleted [Long-planned scheme + marriage before love + heiress of a prominent family x Hong Kong tycoon] Shen Tanzhao is a brilliant actress, graceful and alluring, with a dazzling, exceptional beauty. She's an undisputed beauty and rising star in the entertainment industry. Her resources are so impressive that people can't help wondering who her powerful backer is, but two years go by without anyone finding out. - One day, Shen Tanzhao is suddenly caught up in dating rumors with a top-tier star she's wo 10.8kReads9.2Score1.3kShelves
13. 13 校 The School Bully’s Little Ancestor Is Back 校霸的小祖宗回来了 What a Chocolate巧了个巧克力Modern Romance323k WordsCompleted [Sweet, well-behaved top student Song × ruthless, taciturn big shot Su] Su Yue Bai was famous at No. 9 High School for being unruly and rebellious. The students thought the school bully would keep his distinctive personality all the way through graduation. They never expected it to change when a little fairy transferred in during the second semester of his sophomore year. The school bully chased after her every day, acting cute and begging her to forgive him, while she remained cold and unfeelin 4.7kReads9.3Score547Shelves
14. 14 渴 A Guide to Cuddling for People with Skin Hunger 渴肤症患者的贴贴指南 Qu Buzhi曲不知Modern Romance366k WordsCompleted [Short dramas: An Unexpected Embrace and A Guide to Growing Into Love are now available] Xu Ning suffers from severe skin hunger, which makes her keep her distance from people for fear that she might accidentally let her secret slip. But the moment she meets He Lin, only two words cross Xu Ning's mind: I'm doomed! As C University's campus heartthrob, He Lin has never seen anyone pursue him so boldly. On their very first meeting, she corners him outside the restroom and asks, “Can I touch you?” H 16.7kReads9.5Score2.1kShelves
15. 15 难 So Hard to Win Over! The Little Rose Mr. Xie Raised Himself Is So Delicate 难哄！谢总亲手养大的小玫瑰超娇 Keep It Up, Mang Mang忙忙加油Modern Romance502k WordsCompleted [Marriage Before Love] [Mutual devotion, sweet pampering] [The regretful chase ends in total failure] Everyone in Nancheng knows that Shen Rang has a beautiful, gentle fiancée. Her eyes curve when she smiles, her voice is soft, and she’s so good-natured she seems willing to be molded any which way. Most importantly, she has loved him for three years, looking up to him from afar. Shen Rang used to think so, too. So even after she caught him cheating, he placated her with casual indifference: “Don 28.3kReads9.2Score3.2kShelves
16. 16 很 So Wild, So Steamy! This Is What Adult Romance Looks Like 很野很欲！这才是成年人谈的恋爱 Inkblade Swordsman墨刀客Modern Romance614k WordsCompleted [Marriage before love + fourteen-year secret crush comes true + sweet romance + both are each other's first and only love + intense mutual flirting] [Sensual and untamed bank president × gentle, radiant qipao-clad beauty] Gu Qingcheng meets Fu Xiaochen in a hotel bed. He's wild and seductive, crazy and bad. She thinks it'll be a one-night stand, but instead, he clings to her relentlessly. He pins her against the hotel's floor-to-ceiling window, refusing to let up, coaxing and tempting her as he 20.6kReads9.2Score3.8kShelves
17. 17 抢 Stealing Another Man's Wife Is Wrong, But It Sure Feels Right 抢别人媳妇不礼貌，但是，真香 The Phone's Owner是机主本人Ancient Romance424k WordsCompleted Ju Yue was so beautiful that her fiancé worried people would say he was marrying her for her looks. So, on their wedding day, he deliberately left her waiting outside the marquis’s residence to show that he didn’t care about beauty. Even worse, he led his virtuous and demure cousin inside first to perform the wedding rites. Could Ju Yue put up with that? Absolutely not! She made a scene on the spot and demanded to break off the engagement. The young tyrant Lou Buqi happened to be passing by. He 8.6kReads8.5Score748Shelves
18. 18 小 The Little Fool Goes All Out, and the Battle Lord Can't Stay Mad 小傻瓜猛发力，撩的战爷没脾气 Meow Who Loves Dog Food爱吃狗粮的喵Modern Romance502k WordsCompleted Chu Meng is reborn one second, then kicks her scumbag ex to the curb the next. Fine, you want to make trouble for me? Toss him in the trash and haul him away. The scumbag suspects Chu Meng is after his family's money. Heh. The next second, her secret identity is revealed: she owns property all over the world, gold mines, islands, castles, and manors. A nasty woman accuses her of using men to climb the social ladder. The next second, the legendary medical genius is revealed to be her gra 91Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Watch it, watch it, don't regret it, the main feature is Tiantian

19. 19 妖 Fox Venerable, You Said Our Marriage Was Fake, So Why Are You Taking It Seriously? 妖尊说好的假结婚你怎么还当真了 Busy W5忙忙W5Fantastical Romance261k WordsCompleted Su Meng takes money to pretend to be the girlfriend of Long Chen, the Demon Venerable. She thinks it'll be a quick job, then she'll take the money and leave. But then... She casually asks, “Are you going to take responsibility?” and he already has names picked out for their children. She praises him, “You're really impressive,” and he pulls her into his arms and kisses her on the spot. She calls him “husband” to get paid, and he practically wants to give her the entire demon realm as her bride p 70Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is an ultimate novel wrapped in fantasy! There is the thrill of predicting the future, the handsomeness of violently breaking the formation, and the ultimate double-standard pampering of "the whole world is afraid of me, but I am only afraid that you will ignore me". ✨ Watching Wu Xueer and Su Meng fight and help each other, and watching the two big bosses Long Chen and Moyu being jealous, the corners of your mouth will really rise like crazy! No need to wait for updates, no need to worry about unfinished content, everything is already fat, seeing the sunrise in one breath is not a dream!

20. 20 系 The System Made My Best Friend Find Me a New Husband: Plaster and Ink Fragrance 系统逼我闺蜜给我换了个老公——石膏与墨香 The Di Jiang Divine Beast, Who Has Everything Go Smoothly一切顺利的帝江神兽12k WordsCompleted The System Made My Best Friend Find Me a New Husband, Plaster and the Scent of Ink 989Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The short story is completed. The female protagonist makes sculptures, the male majors in antiquities, and the best friend assists. The extra story tells the story of the best friend's deputy CP. Personally, I think the best friend line is more beautiful~

21. 21 缘 Fate Brings You to Me at the Perfect Time 缘分时节恰逢君 Xuan Xuan625宣萱625Modern Romance567k WordsOngoing Guess how we met? Someone dialed the wrong number! My brother set me up on a blind date, and my date turned out to be you!! If fate is this wonderfully strange, then let's get together. 8Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The domineering president falls in love with the charming rural wife [Love]

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