Please Help Me, I'll Read Anything (No Tearjerkers) 救救孩儿吧 我不挑啥都行（不要虐文）

1. 101 时 How Am I Supposed to Survive Around Conan When I Keep Coughing Up Blood 时不时吐血的我在柯南身边怎么活 Moonlight Tea明月茶Anime Fanfiction1.2M WordsCompleted [Detective Conan + No Romance + Little Sister Ai + Beautiful, Strong, and Tragic Hero] Feng Jianhe transmigrates and gets a buff from the start: his constitution is permanently set to -1… Also known as: “How Do I Survive Beside the Grim Reaper When I Keep Coughing Up Blood?”, “The Hospital Is My Home, and Everyone Helps Me Get Back There,” and “There’s No Need to Worry About Me, I’m Really Fine. The Important Thing Is That I Didn’t Kill Anyone.” Shipping fans, keep to your own corner~ 13.7kReads9.4Score1.8kShelves
2. 102 错 Wrongly Reincarnated as Huang Yueying, I Take Kongming Bricklaying 错穿黄月英，我带孔明去搬砖 The Gluttonous Sleepy Cat贪吃瞌睡猫Historical406k WordsCompleted [Three Kingdoms + no System + wild imagination + comedy + feng shui + Qimen Dunjia] Xiao Yu, a modern “charlatan” searching for national treasures, accidentally enters the Three Kingdoms era in the body of Huang Yueying. Who would have thought that from the start, Master Shuijing would fleece him and sucker him into Jiucai Academy, where he becomes a fellow student of Zhuge Liang, Pang Tong, Sima Yi, Xu Shu, Lu Su, Sun Quan, Zhou Yu, and the Qiao sisters. And so begins his career as a “charlatan 33Reads—Score—Shelves

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3. 103 三 Three Kingdoms: My Laid-Back Strategist 三国：我的咸鱼军师 Ink Wears Away, Leaving the Scent of Words墨损文香Historical4.5M WordsCompleted [Three Kingdoms] + [Farming] + [No Harem] Li You, a history student, transmigrates to the Three Kingdoms and unexpectedly strikes up a friendship with Guo Jia. Serving Liu Bei and waging war across the land, watch how this cunning student creates a legend unlike any other in the Three Kingdoms. Zhuge Liang: “Li Bochuan is a heaven-gifted genius. I am no match for him.” Cao Cao: “If only I had known Bochuan's talent sooner. Things would never have come to this.” Guo Jia: “All that talk about Li B 30.5kReads9.1Score2.6kShelves
4. 104 三 Three Kingdoms: From the Start, I Tell Liu Bei I’m a Transmigrator! 三国：开局告诉刘备我是穿越者！ Soaring Across the World天下翱翔Historical1.2M WordsCompleted He transmigrates to the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty. Just as he is about to starve to death, Liu Bei’s men happen to rescue him! They saved his life, so he’ll repay them many times over! And so, he becomes Liu Bei’s chief strategist. With more than two thousand years of history committed to memory, could he really let his lord stumble into a trap? Helping Liu Bei conquer the realm shouldn’t be too much to ask! 6.7kReads9.1Score501Shelves
5. 105 大 Great Qin: The First Emperor Discovers My True Identity as His Grandson 大秦：我皇孙身份被秦始皇曝光了 Cute Ice Ice萌妹冰冰Historical1.0M WordsCompleted After Qin conquered the six kingdoms, the First Emperor ordered all nobles from the former kingdoms to be enslaved, dragging countless others into their downfall. Ji Xi, concubine to Prince Fusu and already pregnant, is caught up in the purge as well. With Fusu’s help, she goes into hiding in Yan territory. Shortly after giving birth to Zhao Zhen, the place where they are hiding is unexpectedly attacked and massacred by remnants of the Yan kingdom. As it happens, the First Emperor is touring the 2.5kReads8.5Score229Shelves
6. 106 火EN Naruto: I Use Hydrogen Release to Achieve Shinobi World Nuclear Peace 火影：我用氢遁，成就忍界核平 Such a Swift Sword好快的剑Anime Fanfiction650k WordsCompleted Transmigrating to the Shinobi World, where ninjutsu flies everywhere and cheats are as common as dogs, Ying Shu has no one to rely on. He says he can only arm himself with knowledge. 2H2O = electrolysis = 2H2↑ + O2↑. Water Release + Lightning Release = ignition = Hydrogen Release. Thanks to my ninth-grade chemistry teacher, the Shinobi World will have nuclear peace. 6.3kReads8.8Score656Shelves
7. 107 嘿EN Hey! I'm Konoha's Little Otsutsuki! 嘿！人在木叶，咱是大筒木幼崽 Writer Tornado作家龙卷Anime Fanfiction500k WordsCompleted The carefree, cheeky boy Mo You transmigrates to the Naruto world and becomes the Shinobi World's one and only Otsutsuki toddler? Who says you have to cause destruction just because you're an Otsutsuki? You, who prefers a peaceful life, take the assumed name Hyuga You and come to the Hyuga Clan in Konoha. You become Hiashi's son, Neji's younger brother, and Hanabi's... hehe~. With an Otsutsuki body and the secret scroll The Book of God, left behind by his unknown biological father, that mysterio 2.4kReads9.1Score259Shelves
8. 108 火EN Naruto: The Infinite Jinchuriki 火影之无限人柱力 Going Down the Mountain to Catch Dogs下山抓狗Anime Fanfiction878k WordsCompleted After transmigrating into the Naruto world, I become the protagonist, Naruto Uzumaki. I assume that without a System, all I have to do is follow the original story to reach the pinnacle of life, become the Seventh Hokage, and marry the beautiful and wealthy Hinata. That is, until… I see a gray wolf in the sealing space. 6.4kReads9.2Score489Shelves
9. 109 七 At Seven Years Old, I Was Chosen to Take Part in the Rules Horror Game 七岁的我，被选中参加规则怪谈 One-Sixth六分之一Mystery522k WordsCompleted No female lead + national fate + eerie mysteries + comedy + unconventional ideas Lin Yuan transmigrates to Blue Star, a parallel world, and is chosen to take part in a rules-based horror game. From the start, he activates an SSS-rank talent. [SSS-Rank Talent: Ghostbane] [Talent Effect 1: Rules are completely useless against you. When you break the rules of a horror scenario, the corruption of its world has no effect on you.] [Talent Effect 2: When a creature in a horror scenario feels negative e 56.9kReads9.6Score6.3kShelves
10. 110 国 National Destiny Thriller: Escape from Bear Ridge from the Start 国运惊悚：开局逃出狗熊岭 Gudia o蛊雕Two Male Leads244k WordsCompleted The end of the Yi-Hai year, the spring of the Geng-Zi year! In 2019, a viral crisis swept across Blue Star. The United Nations proposed a century-long plan! For the next hundred years, they would use up Blue Star’s resources and make it their mission to let people around the world enjoy their remaining time. By the ninety-ninth year, the ravaged Blue Star bore no trace of its former glory. With no laws to restrain it, the planet had become a world of crime. The process of rebuilding civilization 162Reads6.7Score—Shelves
11. 111 校 School Beauty, Don't Cry. You Don't Deserve My Devotion 校花别哭了，我的深情你不配 Short-Tempered Little Pumpkin暴躁小南瓜Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [A good horse doesn't return to old pastures + one heroine + not a BL story] [A light reborn romance with no System or golden finger, just an ordinary, everyday love story. Don't read if that's not your thing.] (Originally titled “Campus Belle, Don't Cry. You Don't Deserve My Devotion.” Note: The campus belle gets more page time early on, and the heroine appears a little late. The sweeter romantic scenes come in the middle and later portions. Please skip if that bothers you.) Everyone knew Gu Ch 14.2kReads9.5Score1.2kShelves
12. 112 表 Rejected After Confessing to the Campus Beauty, I Get a Marriage Proposal from Her Best Friend 表白校花被拒，我被校花闺蜜求婚 Autumn Waters, Lasting Love秋水长情Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Rejected from the start + gorgeous older sister + super-sweet romance] Lin Yu transmigrates to a parallel world and returns to college, where he confesses to the campus belle. Lin Yu: “Campus belle, will you be my girlfriend?” The campus belle remains expressionless. Another desperate simp? Her goal is to marry into a wealthy family. “Sorry, we’re not right for each other.” Just as Lin Yu is secretly delighted by his failure, a stunning older woman approaches the campus belle. “Hey, handsome, d 8.5kReads9.0Score999Shelves
13. 113 他 They All Think I’m a Delicate Little Weakling 他们都以为我是小娇弱 Calm Big Raccoon Cat平静的大狸猫Sci-Fi & Apocalypse43k WordsOngoing [1V1, both leads are pure, healing, apocalypse, extremely powerful heroine, System, does not vilify the original male and female leads] Perhaps my life had fallen into endless darkness from the very beginning. Endless wandering had long since numbed me. Everything was an unfortunate beginning, but your arrival became the only light in my life. - Mo Sangyan The apocalypse erupts, and humanity's struggle to survive grows ever grimmer. Mo Sangyan transmigrates, and System Zero discovers that its Ho —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Not sad at all, not sad at all

14. 114 猫 After the Cat Lost Its Memory, It Called the CEO Its Husband 猫猫失忆后叫了霸总老公 Yellow Egg Yolk Pastry黄黄蛋黄酥Two Male Leads530k WordsCompleted [One-on-one romance, two male leads, sweet and doting, domineering CEO, transformation, warm and healing] [A clingy kitten who can turn into a person as the bottom x a cold-looking but actually tender top] On his way home one day, Mr. Huo rescued a stray cat, and from then on enjoyed a happy life of petting cats. After an accidental car crash, the kitten turned into a human and lost his memory. All he could remember was that he had a handsome, wealthy husband. When he woke up in the hospital, he 59Reads6.8Score—Shelves

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    This is the one I like to watch.

15. 115 御 Beast Taming: Starting as a Beast 御兽：从被御开始 Zhi Cheng至呈Urban1.2M WordsOngoing [Urban fantasy, pet beasts, special abilities, beast-eared boy, sweet romance, everyone’s favorite, everyday life] The worldline of Blue Star shifted, turning it into a world filled with countless wondrous creatures, secret realms, and beast-taming technology. These creatures could all become pet beasts. Humans who contracted, raised, and directed pet beasts were known as “trainers” or “beast tamers.” There were many ways to contract pet beasts, from ancient rituals to modern beast-taming spaces 6.3kReads9.5Score763Shelves
16. 116 嗷 Awoo! The CEO’s Little Sweetheart Transforms Whenever Her Heart Flutters 嗷呜！霸总的小可爱一心动就变身 Chen Twenty-One辰二十一Two Male Leads312k WordsCompleted [Male leads + comedy + past and present lives + sweet romance + a touch of goofiness] [The young master can transform, while the domineering CEO with impeccable manners cultivates the Way of Restraint] - Under the influence of a fated tribulation, Shen Yunci randomly turns into an animal whenever his heart beats too fast. As someone who cares about looks, what is he supposed to do? One day, he accidentally turned into a white cat and bumped into the CEO, who promptly fainted. Shen Yunci was take 68Reads9.1Score—Shelves
17. 117 校 The School Belle's Neet Brother Would Never Cross-Dress 校花的废宅哥哥绝不会女装 Liangqiu Xixi梁丘郗希Urban225k WordsCompleted [Urban setting, academy, campus belle, no System, supernatural powers] What would happen if a shut-in older brother looked exactly like his campus-belle younger sister? P.S. They are not related by blood. 53Reads9.2Score—Shelves
18. 118 娱 Showbiz: I Play Villains, and They Tell Me to Tone It Down 娱乐：演反派，他们叫我收敛一点 Nanye Wu南野武Urban1.1M WordsCompleted (Anyone interested in adapting this into a short drama can search for From Extra to Movie Star.) Su Han, a background actor working in Hengdian, activates the Villainous Movie Star System. He simulates the villain Feng Yuxiu from the film The Wrath of Vajra. After simulating Feng Yuxiu for three months in the System, he has mastered every aspect of the character's circumstances and feelings, and even acquired his martial arts skills. Before the audition, Director: “Aren't you that hopeless extra 5.2kReads7.9Score360Shelves
19. 119 全 Global Manhunt: You’re Crazy! You Call This an Escape? 全球通缉：疯了！你管这个叫逃亡 Snow at Dusk in the Clouds云中暮雪Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Ten major conglomerates are investing, a hundred billion dollars in prize money is up for grabs, and elites from every field are taking part! Urban parkour, high-altitude skydiving, wingsuit flying. Everything... is for the sake of escape! A global manhunt! This is a show that drives people wild! Its goal is to uncover vulnerabilities in security systems and public safety in today's information age. Su Yu is sent to prison from the start, but no one could have expected what came next. Su Yu brea 42.1kReads9.3Score4.4kShelves
20. 120 快 Quick Transmigration: I'm Fierce, So Don't Come Near Me! 快穿：我超凶的，你不要过来啊 Little Demon Breeze小小妖风Two Male Leads383k WordsCompleted Also known as: I’m This Cute, So Of Course I’m a Boy [Both Pure + 1v1 + Sweet Romance + Foolish Beauty + Split-Soul Male Lead] Susu is a tiny white kitten, fierce and cute, spoiled and wild, and completely straightforward. He is sent to complete missions in various minor worlds. Who knew that every target he had to win over would be so fierce and mean, bullying him until he cried? ❤ World 1: The aloof school heartthrob likes cat girls, so Susu buys a cat-girl outfit, puts it on, and parades 411Reads9.1Score106Shelves
21. 121 我 I'm the Mayor of Gotham 我在哥谭当市长 The Irreverent Tea Drinker不正经茶人Anime Fanfiction1.1M WordsOngoing DC fan fiction: Original story, and you can enjoy it even if you've never read American comics! When a mayor from the East transmigrates to the Western city of Gotham, he sends Batman to prison and brings the urban management officers to Gotham. He uses gangs to take on gangs, and faith to light up the jungle. The torch of the East will eventually set the darkness of the West ablaze. Dear comrades, there has never been a savior. We can only build a better life with our own hands. 445Reads8.3Score—Shelves
22. 122 妹 My Little Sister Says I'm a Good-for-Nothing 妹妹说：我哥就是废物 Vicious Villain恶毒反派Urban141k WordsCompleted National goddess Su Yixuan appears on a show and accuses her own brother, Su Xiao, in front of the entire internet: “He's a complete jerk, a man-child. He's an animal, and all he does is sponge off our family!” But the moment Su Xiao's true identity is revealed, she breaks down in tears. “I'm sorry, Brother. I was the one who ruined your life!” 6Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 123 厄 Misfortune Follows Me, and the Nation Begs Me to Handle Diplomacy 厄运缠身，国家求我搞外交 The Wolf Isn't Ruthless Enough狼太不够狠Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [A lighthearted comedy. Not for nitpickers.] Yang Hongyun transmigrates to a parallel world, plagued by bad luck. Wherever he goes, all sorts of natural and man-made disasters are sure to follow. Fresh out of college, he interviews at five companies, and every single one goes bankrupt. The residential community where he lives is hit by one stroke of bad luck after another until no one dares live there, and property prices plummet. Unable to take it anymore, the residents collectively turn Yang H 81Reads8.9Score—Shelves
24. 124 拿 Risking My Life for Extreme Sports, the Whole Internet Begs Me to Stop 拿命玩极限运动，全网求我别作死 An Qing and July安青与七月Urban364k WordsOngoing Li Hao transmigrates into a parallel world where extreme sports are scarce. People here work nine to five and have lost their wild streak. Though they yearn for the vastness of nature, they can only remain caged in cities of steel and concrete. Li Hao’s arrival fills that void, awakening the wild blood deep in people’s hearts. From the start, the System puts him through the Ozaki Eight challenges! “Ding! The Strength Awakening challenge is now active.” “Complete an off-road ride through Utah’s m 20Reads7.6Score—Shelves
25. 125 重 Reborn as a Cat: The Internet Discovers I’m a Big Shot in the Cat World 重生成喵：我猫界扛把子的身份被全网曝光 The Cup That Loves Water爱喝水的杯子Urban1.5M WordsCompleted Lin Le was reborn as a cat and thought he would live like any other cat: basking in the sun, acting cute, and eating dried fish. But when a show called The Pet Headquarters was livestreamed across the internet, his long-hidden identity as the boss of the cat world was exposed. "Didn't they ban animals from gaining humanlike powers after the founding of the country? What's going on with this cat?" "He took in a pack of dogs as his underlings. This cat is so ridiculous that ridiculousness itself h 1.5kReads9.0Score210Shelves
26. 126 历 The Complete Collection of Unsolved Historical Mysteries 历史悬案大全集 Yang Honglin杨红林Historical481k WordsCompleted Historical Unsolved Cases: The Complete Collection is an ideal guide to understanding the truth behind history, reaching new heights in its accuracy, entertainment value, and ability to inspire. Historical Unsolved Cases: The Complete Collection covers 61 of history's most influential, extensively studied, and widely discussed mysteries. Its topics include the miraculous pyramids, lost ancient civilizations, the origins of emperors, wartime mysteries, palace coups, the deaths of famous figures, 795Reads9.5Score100Shelves
27. 127 大 Great Tang: From the Start, I Made Li Shimin Cry with Insults 大唐：开局骂哭李世民 Three Joyful Meatballs三喜丸子Historical401k WordsCompleted Zhou Bingzheng was reborn in the Tang Dynasty as a low-ranking censor and gained the support of the Ultimate Courtier System. But who would have thought he’d exploit a System bug, desperately trying to get himself killed in front of the emperor so he could return to his original world and live a life of extravagant luxury worth billions? Little did he know that Li Shimin had obtained the Sagacious Ruler System, which rewarded him with Sagacious Ruler Points whenever someone scolded him. Thus beg 69Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 128 傲 The Proud Snake Lord Is Hard to Handle 傲娇蛇君不好惹 Wan Zhiyi晚之意Mystery231k WordsCompleted My name is Ming Yue. Ever since a classmate confessed their feelings for me, a snake has been clinging to me. He arrogantly declared that I belonged to him... His arrival shattered my peaceful life, and from then on, my world was turned upside down... Both leads are devoted only to each other. A super-sweet story with no angst. 82Reads8.2Score—Shelves

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    On the road to kissing, the female lead is human and the male lead is a snake who dotes on her. The female lead is intelligent, not a saint, and has a positive outlook on life. Most importantly, both the male and female leads have mouths!

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