Books That Make You Laugh Like a Maggot at Midnight, Until Your Stomach Cramps 半夜笑成蛆 笑到肚子抽筋的那种书

1. 51 模EN After a Thousand Simulations, I Have a Speedrun Strategy for Escape Games 模拟一千次，我有逃生游戏速通法 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Print edition on sale February 21 at 7 p.m. Please show it lots of support!] [Infinite-flow + fast-paced + funny + invincible protagonist + no female lead + no angst for the protagonist] [Across the four streets, east, south, west, and north, ask around and find out who’s the boss] [Don’t compare yourself to others. Just look at you: who do you think you are?] The White Tower descends, and the entire world enters death-instance mode. Zheng Xun, bound to an infinite simulation System and forced 214.6kReads9.6Score36kShelves
2. 52 我 I'm Already a Great Emperor, Yet the System Wants Me to Take Disciples 我都大帝了，系统竟然让我收徒 Heart of Flowing Clouds流云心Eastern Fantasy2.6M WordsOngoing [Invincible] + [Master of Schemes] + [Hidden-Cultivation Style] + [Comedy] + [Lighthearted] Invincible from the start, Gu Changge transmigrates into a fantasy world and binds himself to a sign-in System, earning cultivation rewards and all kinds of peerless treasures every day. While others are risking their lives to break through to the next realm, he has already reached the pinnacle of the Great Dao and become a reclusive emperor whose strength even he can’t fathom. He had planned to lie fla 115kReads8.4Score39.7kShelves
3. 53 睁 Awakening in the 1980s: I Have a Child with the Infamous Village Tyrant 睁眼八零：和凶名在外村霸有崽了 Sunflower Ah Hua向日葵啊花Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted When Hu Yao woke up, she found a mischievous yet well-behaved son and a scoundrel of a man beside her. Shocked and bewildered, she heard from the neighbors she knew that four years earlier, she'd hit her head so hard she was left simple-minded, and her mother had sold her. Over those four years, she had not only gained a husband but also a mischievous child who fiercely protected her. The bastard of a man was always putting his hands on her, and he was exceptionally fierce and unreasonable. Terr 38.3kReads9.2Score3.3kShelves

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   This is absolutely hilarious! The kind of laugh-out-loud moment! 🍂 The female lead and her son climb onto rooftops every day to steal chickens and dogs from other people's houses. The male lead always has to sneak over to their house in the middle of the night to find her, since they have dogs, chickens, and pigs. He's constantly cleaning up after them. They're always causing trouble and getting beaten up.

4. 54 七 Military Marriage in the 1970s: After Joining the Army, She Became the Talk of the Family Compound 七零军婚：随军后她风靡家属院 Yan Hui胭回Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Stunning artist x tough, prison-style military officer] [Pocket dimension, limited appearances + sweet romance + satisfying wish fulfillment + no awful characters] Shi Tingyu is a young painter with a modest reputation. One day, she transmigrates to the 1970s and becomes the daughter of a weapons researcher. Before she can enjoy her new life, her parents face the prospect of being reported and sent down to the countryside. Unwilling to let her suffer, her parents quickly arrange a blind date fo 86kReads9.5Score9.9kShelves
5. 55 盗 Tomb Raiding: Ding! The Crazy Duo Card-Drawing System Is Online 盗墓：嘀！癫多多抽卡系统已上线 Gurgling Peach Wish咕啾桃愿Mystery420k WordsCompleted [Original female lead + doted on by everyone + everyone is flirtatious + side-story extras + lots of headcanon + apologies for out-of-character moments] Li Li was the most unfortunate passerby to die in an old-school domineering CEO romance. First, the unhinged heroine hit her with a car. Then the love-struck hero ran her over a second time. After awakening to the truth, she stared at the murderous leads and lost it on the spot: “What the hell, this can still get a happy ending? I’m done living! 15.1kReads8.7Score2.2kShelves

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   I laughed so hard, it was hilarious! [Laughing and crying emoji]

6. 56 我 My Dad's Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 我爸那笑死人的沙雕爱情 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted My Dad’s Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 55.7kReads—Score532Shelves

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   The first book is super silly and hilarious.

7. 57 将 After I Married the Jerk into a Rich Family, His Whole Family Regretted It 将渣男送进豪门后，他全家后悔了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折14k WordsCompleted After I married the scumbag off to a wealthy family, his whole family regretted it. 7.8kReads—Score146Shelves
8. 58 超 A Collection of Super-Short, Sweet Romances 超短篇小甜文合集 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Modern Romance124k WordsCompleted All are sweet little stories! Each one is a standalone, super-short tale. Straightforward romance, no misunderstandings, quick progress, and quick endings. Story One: A tree finds his companion vine [Zhu Yan x Yue Zhiteng] Story Two: The man fought over by a rich woman and a rich young man [Tao Zhuo x Chen Shu] Story Three: A mountain spirit obsessed with human phones and a human who fall for each other [Lin Fenfen x Lu Yuan] Story Four: A severely lopsided student reborn in her third year of mi 3.7kReads8.2Score248Shelves
9. 59 文 Do Civil Officials Have to Resort to Fistfights? I Throw My Weight Around at Court 文臣尽头是武斗？我在朝堂横着走 Diki DaddyDiki粑粑Historical923k WordsOngoing The entire household of Minister Wang's family is made up of lean, refined scholars, each elegant and slight, capable of writing thousands of words on statecraft with a single stroke of the brush. Only the second son, Wang Ling, is an oddball: a nine-foot giant with shoulders broad enough to block a doorway, able to hoist a full water jar with one hand. Among a crowd of scholars, he looks like a wild ox barging into an orchid garden. Study? He falls asleep after half a lesson. Memorize? He can't 383.4kReads9.2Score49.2kShelves

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   Just kept laughing.

10. 60 将 The General Came Back to Divorce Me, and Everyone Went Crazy 将军回来要休我，全员发疯 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Female-Channel Fanfiction13k WordsCompleted The General Comes Home to Divorce Me, and Everyone Goes Mad 163Reads—Score—Shelves

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    LOL 😂

11. 61 北 A Peking University Master's Imperial Exam: Shocking the Entire Court 北大硕士科举：震惊满朝文武 Ah Zhen Fell for A Qiang啊珍爱上了阿强Historical1.5M WordsOngoing In his previous life, Lin Yanqiu was a star student in Peking University’s history department. Then, overnight, he transmigrated into the Great Jing dynasty as a poor scholar who had failed the imperial examinations three times. His betrothal to the late county magistrate’s daughter had become the laughingstock of the entire village. On the eve of the examinations, the matriarch of the Cui family came personally to his dilapidated hut. Instead of breaking off the engagement, she insisted on hono 180.7kReads8.5Score22.4kShelves
12. 62 孕 After the Morning Sickness, My Sugar Daddy Panicked 孕吐后，金主他急疯了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊11k WordsCompleted After the Morning Sickness, Her Sugar Daddy Panics 20.8kReads—Score258Shelves

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    The day my sugar daddy/beauty returned to the country, I was vomiting uncontrollably by the toilet. He was silent for a long time, then looked guilty: "As you can see, she's pregnant. I can't abandon her and the baby." I clutched my 30 million breakup fee, frantically waving my hands: "No, no, no! I just ate too many snacks and my stomach hurt, that's why I threw up! Please don't take responsibility for me!" With that, I grabbed my card and ran, disappearing overnight. Three months later, he waited outside my hometown, holding a report in one hand and staring intently at my round belly with the other, gritting his teeth: "Did the snacks in your belly come to life? They've even grown into the shape of a fetus?"

13. 63 女 A Female Ghost Shows Up Pregnant, and You Say You're a Proper Daoist? 女鬼怀孕上门你说你是正经道士？ Fined Into Bankruptcy for Being Handsome因帅被罚破产Mystery4.1M WordsOngoing [Mystery Solving] [Ghost Stories] [Chinese Folk Traditions] Su Yun is an heir to the Yin-Yang School, one of the pre-Qin traditions. Introduced by an acquaintance, he went on a blind date and met his girlfriend. After they broke up, Su Yun prepared to turn her into a zombie. Just as the process was nearly complete on the seventh day, a policewoman burst in and arrested him for murder. Su Yun: “I'm innocent! My ex-girlfriend was a flight attendant, fair-skinned, beautiful, and long-legged. Why wo 221kReads9.1Score23.8kShelves

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    1️⃣ Promise me you won't watch it at night, otherwise you'll laugh so hard you won't be able to sleep, and you won't be able to stop watching. 2️⃣ Dark humor, the kind that will make you spit out your food! 😄

14. 64 宝 Pokemon: Starting with a Big-Brother Charcadet 宝可梦：开局一只大哥炭小侍 Kaili Who Loves Xishagua Melons喜欢硒砂瓜的凯尔丽Anime Fanfiction1.2M WordsOngoing [Rating is out, and everyone who's read it says it's great!] Also known as: "I Fell Off a Cliff from the Start, and My Pokemon Have a Weird Art Style," "Pokemon: I Started with a Big-Brother Charcadet," and "Pokemon: The Record of an Undead Champion" [Pokemon] + [No System] + [No Transmigration] + [No Rebirth] + [No Female Lead] + [Comedy] + [Merged Regions] + [Original Elements] + [Slice of Life] + [Friendship] + [Light Novel] Lin He is an ordinary boy who dreams of becoming a Pokémon Master. I 14.1kReads8.5Score1.5kShelves

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    The rating just came out, it'll probably go up. The protagonist is an alternate version of Ash and Red from a parallel world, with his own story, his own team, and his own path to becoming a Pokémon Master. There's no system, no rebirth, no time travel (unless you consider traveling from this world to Xicui counts, then disregard what I said). It's based on the original world setting, with some personal additions. All the Pokémon are humanized, the protagonist is silly yet passionate, the story is absolutely exciting and hilarious, please support and check it out!

15. 65 太 The Crown Prince's Pregnant Fake Heiress 太子爷的孕肚假千金 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊10k WordsCompleted The Young Master's Pregnant Fake Heiress 3.4kReads—Score—Shelves
16. 66 从EN Once Upon a Time, There Was a Demon-Suppressing Pass 从前有座镇妖关 The Cat from the Xu Family徐二家的猫Urban3.0M WordsCompleted Once, there was a pass like this. Once, there was a group of people like this. Every inch of this pass was stained with blood. These people would not return until they were dead. All so that, amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood, in their final moments, they could turn around and see the lights of countless homes shining behind them, with peace and safety year after year. 160.1kReads9.6Score18.1kShelves

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    1️⃣ Promise me you won't watch it at night anymore, otherwise you'll laugh so hard you won't be able to sleep, you won't be able to stop watching. 2️⃣ Dark humor, the kind that will make you spit out your food! [Laughs]

17. 67 我 I Spent Ten Yuan on a Secondhand Marketplace and Bought a Fiancé 我在二手平台花十块钱，买了个未婚夫 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚12k WordsCompleted I Spent Ten Yuan on a Secondhand Marketplace and Bought Myself a Fiancé 11.5kReads—Score108Shelves

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    The plot is fast-paced, the jokes are frequent, and it's addictive!

18. 68 躺 Lie Flat Immortal Venerable 躺平仙尊 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Eastern Fantasy146k WordsCompleted [Rapid-fire laughs + lighthearted + no romance] Lin Xian transmigrates to a cultivation world gripped by cutthroat competition. His previous incarnation was the ultimate grind king, who worked himself to death from cultivating nonstop. Lin Xian binds himself to a System that rewards him with cultivation whenever he rests, lies flat, or slacks off, but punishes him if he cultivates seriously... 1.2kReads—Score103Shelves
19. 69 姐 My Sister Died, and He Married Me 姐姐死了，他娶了我 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊26k WordsCompleted After My Sister Died, He Married Me 1.4kReads—Score—Shelves
20. 70 老 The Day My Husband Turned Gentle, My Best Friend’s Marriage Died 老公变温柔那天，闺蜜的婚姻死了 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚6k WordsCompleted The Day My Husband Turned Gentle, My Best Friend's Marriage Died 6.1kReads—Score—Shelves
21. 71 摄 The Regent’s Beloved White Moonlight Took a Fall 摄政王白月光翻车了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊12k WordsCompleted The Regent's White Moonlight Has Fallen from Grace 980Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 72 朕 I’m Dead, But Not Entirely 朕死了，但没完全死 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚11k WordsCompleted I Am Dead, But Not Entirely 2.1kReads—Score—Shelves
23. 73 和 After the Mad Crown Prince Discovers the Divorce Agreement 和离书被疯批太子发现后 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊25k WordsCompleted After the Crazed Crown Prince Found the Divorce Agreement 444Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 74 特 The Special Forces Soldier’s Dearest Sweetheart! 特种兵的心尖小甜宠！ I Have an Umbrella for Wind and Rain刮风下雨我有伞Modern Romance1.8M WordsOngoing “Wen Chu, twenty-one, unemployed. Hobbies: drinking, clubbing, and finding male escorts.” Wen Chu introduced herself with a perfectly ‘serious’ expression. “Si Ting, twenty-four.” Si Ting’s eyes darkened slightly as he introduced himself just as seriously. When they finished, they both looked at their respective butlers. Su Pin and Lu An exchanged glances. That’s it????? “Old Su, does this count as a blind date?” Lu An asked quietly. “Isn’t a blind date supposed to involve introducing you 48.4kReads9.3Score6kShelves

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    This book is hilarious! I laughed like a maggot in the middle of the night [laughing and crying emojis]. The special forces boss's house gets destroyed every few days.

25. 75 我 Something’s Off About My Consort: Why Is He Prettier Than I Am? 我的驸马不对劲：他怎么长得比我还娇艳 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted My Prince Consort Is Acting Strange: Why Is He Prettier Than Me? 519Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 76 将 The General's Sparrow in His Palm 将军掌中雀 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊11k WordsCompleted The General's Little Caged Bird 135Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 77 我 The Buddha Pinned Me Down for Five Hundred Years, but the Monk Who Rescued Me Was Even Fiercer 我被如来压五百年，救我的和尚比他还凶 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Male-Channel Fanfiction6k WordsCompleted After the Tathagata Imprisoned Me for Five Hundred Years, the Monk Who Saved Me Was Even Fiercer 102Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 78 缩 A Miniature Version of Him Calls Out “Daddy” in a Baby Voice 缩小版的他，奶声奶气喊爸爸 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊29k WordsCompleted A Miniature Version of Him Calls Out to Daddy in a Babyish Voice 793Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 79 从 From Abandoned Disciple to Demon Venerable: My Master Kneels Before Me 从弃徒到魔尊，师尊向我下跪 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚6k WordsCompleted From Abandoned Disciple to Demon Lord: My Master Kneels Before Me 167Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 80 开 Inheriting China's Divine Authority from the Start, Leaving the Gods of Another World Dumbfounded 开局传承华夏神权，吓傻异界众神 Two Taels of Yellow Peas二两黄逗Urban1.4M WordsOngoing [Farming + lighthearted + spreading the faith + invincible + comedy + delusions + campus beauty] Wang Yi transmigrates into a world where everyone can become a deity. But during the divine entrance exams, no divine pantheon wants him because his divine nature is unclear, and they all reject him. Just as he is about to fail and become a laughingstock, his homeland, Shenzhou, sends him a supreme divine inheritance, setting him on the path to invincibility! “A child of Shenzhou may be stranded abro 25.5kReads9.2Score114.6kShelves

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    Help! I have to say something about this! I was laughing so hard my stomach was cramping up in the middle of the night. I read hundreds of chapters in one go and couldn't stop!

31. 81 当 When a Man Becomes a Country Girl, the Whole Family Starts to Tremble 当男人变成农村女孩，整个家都开始发抖 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚6k WordsCompleted When a Man Turns Into a Rural Girl, the Whole Family Starts to Tremble 215Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 82 士 Soldiers Sortie: A Peach Blossom Spirit Joins the Military Camp 士兵突击：军营里来了只桃花妖 Huo Jiu霍九Female-Channel Fanfiction841k WordsOngoing After cultivating for thousands of years, a peach blossom spirit suddenly finds herself in a military camp. From then on, the men of Old A and the Steel Seventh Company enjoy a happily chaotic life. Shi Jin: I got her into this! I’ll take responsibility! Wu Liuyi: I refuse to believe there’s a soldier harder to handle than Xu Sanduo! Damn! There really is! Gao Cheng: She’s the biggest failure of my military career! The biggest! Gan Xiaoning: She’s toxic, but I think I’ve already been poisoned. M 2.1kReads8.1Score117Shelves

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    This one! Just look at the comments, they're all laughing! 🤣

33. 83 我 The Half-Demon Young Master of My Family Never Plays by the Rules 我家半妖少主从来不讲武德 San Jiu Ling三久零Urban1.9M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy] [Single heroine] [Passionate] [Coming of age] [Family] [No System, no brainless plot] [The protagonist’s personality changes gradually; don’t read if that’s not for you] A young man from Huaxia, with a pair of swords in hand. One sword severs souls! One sword smites evil! He’s a little unscrupulous, but not too much! With the body of a half-demon, he cuts through every obstacle. And becomes an unrivaled demon king! But... You’re a demon king, for crying out loud. Can’t you do any 14.6kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves
34. 84 垃 The Snake-Man I Found in the Trash Pretends to Have Amnesia Every Day, but the Comments Say He Wants to Marry Me 垃圾堆捡来的蛇人天天装失忆，弹幕说他想娶我 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚16k WordsCompleted The Snake Man I Found in a Garbage Dump Pretends to Have Amnesia Every Day, and the On-Screen Comments Say He Wants to Marry Me 111Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 85 一 The Outcast: I’m the Strongest Hairstylist! 一人之下：我乃最强发型师！ Hanlin's Broken Brush翰林断笔Anime Fanfiction501k WordsCompleted I am Lu Wuwei, Wuwei as in “nothing is beyond my doing”! I'm no assassin. I'm just a hairstylist, the strongest hairstylist in the world of extraordinary people! I have a talent for crafting magical weapons, and I studied for years at the Kunlun Sword Immortal Sect. While there, I even created an astonishing, peerless school of my own: the Immortal-Cutting Sect! Not only am I exceptionally gifted, I also possess the Seven template System. The more hairstyles I give people, the stronger I become! 9.3kReads8.9Score683Shelves
36. 86 我 I Saved an Immortal's Life, and He Turned Around and Had My Whole Family Executed 我救了神仙一命，他反手把我全家抄了 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance6k WordsCompleted I Saved an Immortal's Life, and He Turned Around and Had My Entire Family Arrested 30Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 87 团 A Guide to Our Adored Little Rascal Climbing Onto the Roof and Tearing It Apart 团宠崽崽上房揭瓦指南 Yun Xiaoda云小哒Modern Romance665k WordsCompleted [Foil Cannon Fodder + Wacky Premise + Face-Slapping and Crushing Scum + Saving the Villain + Adored Little Darling + A Touch of Ensemble Cast] After transmigrating, Song Zh sui finds herself the real daughter, switched at birth and abandoned from the moment she was born. She never has enough to eat or wear, and nearly gets beaten to death by her alcoholic adoptive father. To top it off, a System keeps chattering in her ear. System: Your mission is to continue the original host's life, struggling 5.8kReads8.5Score544Shelves

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    [Facepalm] I was laughing like a maggot in the middle of the night. I haven't seen such a beautiful and energetic female lead in a long time. Her whole family is just insane, incredibly bizarre. They like to slap people and are always saying things like, "Are you trying to destroy this family?!" They even changed everyone's ringtones to their own crazy voice.

38. 88 我 I’m Sneaking Glances at Her, and She’s Sneaking Glances at Me 我在偷看她，她也在偷看我 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚7k WordsCompleted I was sneaking a look at her, and she was sneaking a look at me too 1.5kReads—Score—Shelves
39. 89 师 After My Junior Sister Was Murdered, the Demon Lord's Blood Within Me Awakened 师妹被害后，我体内魔尊的血觉醒了 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance11k WordsCompleted After My Junior Sister Was Killed, the Blood of the Demon Lord Within Me Awakened 15Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 90 大 The Tang Dynasty’s Eldest Grandson: Grandpa, Want a Chicken Cutlet? 大唐皇长孙：皇爷爷！你吃鸡排吗 Jackfruit Sheep菠萝蜜多羊Historical2.7M WordsOngoing Li Yi transmigrates into the past and becomes Li Shimin’s eldest grandson! He gets the Old Geezer Treasure Chest System, which binds him to Li Shimin. All he has to do is get under Old Li’s skin to trigger a treasure chest drop! Li Yi: “Grandpa Emperor, do you want some chicken?” Li Shimin: “Good grandson, Grandpa Emperor doesn’t eat any.” Li Yi: “Then I’ll eat it!” Li Shimin: “Good grandson, do you want some lychees?” Li Yi: “Sure!” Li Shimin: “Grandson, how have your studies been going lately? 166.1kReads8.0Score19.6kShelves

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    The first book will show you a Heavenly version of "In the Name of the People," where people are made to stand upright, and even dogs have to offer them dog food [laughing and crying emoji]. The second book is about a grandson of the eldest son of the Tang Dynasty who, right from the start, breaks down Li Shimin's defenses, becoming a troll instead of a son [laughing and crying emoji].

41. 91 老 After My Husband Cheated, The 老公出轨后，我和小三的“爸爸”成了连襟 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance7k WordsCompleted After My Husband Cheated, I Became Family by Marriage with My Mistress's "Dad" 21Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 92 被 My Neighbor's Parrot Insulted Me Every Day, So I Got a Crow to Teach Them a Lesson 被邻居的鹦鹉天天骂，我养了只乌鸦教他们做人 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚7k WordsCompleted The Neighbor’s Parrot Insults Me Every Day, So I Got a Crow to Teach Them a Lesson 17Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 93 全 Everyone in the Sect Is a Reborn Big Shot Except Me, the Real Rookie 全宗门都是重生大佬，只有我是真菜鸟 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚9k WordsCompleted Everyone in the Sect Is a Reborn Big Shot Except Me, the One Real Rookie 54Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 94 朕 My Harem Just Wants to Run Away, and My Ministers Just Want to Rebel 朕的后宫只想跑路，朕的臣子只想造反 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚12k WordsCompleted My Harem Just Wants to Run Away, and My Ministers Just Want to Rebel 688Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 95 四 The Four-Year-Old Darling: The Grand Secretary’s Whole Family Dotes on Her 四岁小奶团：首辅全家宠上天 Matchstick火柴Ancient Romance1.8M WordsCompleted The little ginseng spirit was forced to marry a dying scholar to bring him good fortune the very first time she became human. But this big brother is kind of handsome! Save him, care for him, spoil him! Gu Yu was terribly annoyed. The little bride brought in to bring him good fortune had no sense of propriety at all, hugging him and lifting him up whenever she pleased. Gu Yu decided he would teach her all about proper conduct. Who knew that when the little girl grew up, she would pin him against 3.9kReads9.4Score579Shelves

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    Every book has a captivating plot and hilarious content. I rarely recommend books, but these are truly excellent. If you're looking for something to read, give these a try. You won't want to finish them after just one or two readings, especially "The Fierce Wife," which I've already reread twice. It's really great! [Kissing emoji]

46. 96 颠 Everything’s Gone Haywire! The Bandit Brat Wants to Restore the Villain Family’s Legacy 颠了！土匪崽崽要重振反派家风 Su Yi Ya宿义吖Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [The whole family dotes on her] [Pure wish fulfillment] [Adorable little girl] [Comedy] [Unhinged] [Jinx] Lu Rong is three and a half years old, and her profession is fearsome bandit chief. Even when she's got a candied hawthorn skewer in her mouth all day, nothing can stop her from collecting protection money wherever she goes. Recently, she was reunited with her birth parents, only to discover that they're from the most notorious villainous family in the capital. The little dumpling claps her 10.1kReads8.8Score1.4kShelves

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    🍉🍉Hilarious!😆 🌿① A chubby three-year-old boy aspires to be a bandit villain, but on his first day of robbing, he ends up robbing his own father! Chubby boy: "This road is mine, this tree is mine, if you want to pass, leave your toll!" He ended up shouting "Do the splits!" [Laughing and crying emoji] Everyone: ...?

47. 97 致 Deadly Female Agent: She Takes the Entertainment World by Storm 致命女特工，娱乐圈杀疯了 Nightless Marquis Yun Li不夜侯云黎Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Comedy + high IQ + incredible skills + face-slapping + secret identities + equally matched leads] CP: Jiang Qilan An international top agent's soul transmigrates into a washed-up nobody of a star. Cheng Ling, a stain on the entertainment industry known as the “Flower of Evil,” joins the survival-variety show Survival in Desperation. The whole internet mocks her, eagerly waiting for her to make a fool of herself. Once filming begins, a snake appears in the wilderness. The production crew and aud 35.6kReads9.4Score5.3kShelves

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    Haha 😆 It's hilarious! I laughed so hard my stomach cramped. I laughed all the way on the subway, laughing out loud. The female lead travels back to the 1970s and goes back to her old ways to make a living. She's barely out of the city when she's called in for questioning by the police. In the interrogation room, the first question is, "Where have you been?" She replies, "I went to dig up my husband!" That's when I started laughing the whole way.

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49. 99 师 My Sect Is Full of Great Demons? What a Coincidence, So Am I 师门全是大妖？好巧我也是 Camellias and Wine茶花与酒Ancient Romance436k WordsCompleted [Female lead transforms into human form / no romance for now / no saintly heroine] Good news: Bai Jiu has landed in a group-pampering cultivation novel. Bad news: she's a village dog, and she's been brought back to the villains' lair in a sect. The villains' lair is full of great demons. She's terrified every day, trembling at the thought that they might eat her as a snack. Every day, she trembles her fluffy ears and wags her tail, acting cute to stay alive. But she has no idea that her fellow d 10.1kReads9.1Score2kShelves
50. 100 直 Livestream: Wait, You’re Saying Your Dad’s Going Through a Rebellious Phase? 直播：不是，你说你爸叛逆期到了 Heaven's Nemesis天克Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Livestream Shenanigans + Lighthearted + Campus + Absurd Daily Life] Zhou Cheng transmigrates to a parallel world and unlocks a Shenanigans Pressure System. As long as he gets under someone’s skin, he earns rewards. At that moment, the live reality show "The Xia Kingdom Family" is underway, and his family happens to be selected to appear on it. The whole show takes a completely different turn. “Mom, when you have nothing to do, why don’t you read more books?” “Dad, look at everyone else’s dad dr 21.3kReads9.0Score1.8kShelves

    Reader note

    It's supposed to be funny! If you don't laugh after watching it, then you should laugh at yourself. [Shy]

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