One Request Per Person! Just One! I’m in a Reading Slump of Abyssal Proportions!

64 和 After the Divorce, My Aloof Ex-Husband Never Forgot Me Yinhan Zhaozhao535k WordsCompleted 11.2kReads9.2Score1.8kShelves

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😎🤑In this world full of infinite possibilities, everyone is looking for their own story. If you like stories about time travel, modern life, otherworldly adventures, and the entertainment industry, then these novels will definitely satisfy your desire to read! Each book is full of surprises and excitement, allowing you to experience a different life while reading.​

65 钢 Steel and Sunflower Ripples of DreamsEastern Fantasy1.4M WordsOngoing 2.1kReads5.8Score239Shelves

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Just take a look at Steel and Kwai, which is on the list of book friends' favorites. It is a Western-style fantasy, but it actually writes about human nature, the struggle between various forces, and the interests and hegemony of various countries. It is an epic book! There are many characters, rich content, and delicate descriptions. The author is good at describing the characters' hearts, and his description of the scenery is excellent. The ceiling of Western fantasy novels, well worth reading

66 我 I’m a Brilliant Actor Playing the Villain, Hey, Don’t Call the Police! Drunk in SolitudeUrban2.5M WordsOngoing 192.1kReads9.2Score16.8kShelves

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😎🤑In this world full of infinite possibilities, everyone is looking for their own story. If you like urban imagination, time travel, youth literature, and period stories, then these novels will definitely satisfy your desire to read! Each book is full of surprises and excitement, allowing you to experience a different life while reading.

67 快 Quick Transmigration: The Empress Is Born to Bewitch Biology Nerds Never Give UpAncient Romance536k WordsCompleted 22.2kReads9.3Score1.2kShelves

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Story synopsis:. . . . . .

75 重 After We Reunited, My Ex-Boyfriend the Homicide Detective Became My Neighbor Qiqi CubModern Romance315k WordsCompleted 28.2kReads8.3Score3.3kShelves

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# Reunion after a long separation, the broken mirror is finally reunited | This love is finally complete. Dear friends, today I want to give you a very touching article about broken mirror and reunion🥰 It has been completed, feel free to eat! Imagine writing a colorful article and being invited to the police station for tea, only to meet your ex-boyfriend who broke up five years ago. The embarrassment almost overflows the screen. Our heroine Li An encountered this social death scene. What's even more outrageous is that the two of them actually became neighbors. The red thread of fate is really so tangled that it makes people dizzy🤣 As for the male protagonist Qi Yan, he originally wanted to stay away from the woman who cruelly dumped him after they reunited, but his body was very honest and he couldn't help but get closer. There was a tangle in his heart. He couldn't let go of the pain of being abandoned, and at the same time he couldn't control his feelings for Li An. Who understands this sour and awkward little emotion! As the truth of that year slowly emerged, the relationship between the two also ushered in a turning point. One day Li An woke up and saw Qi Yan rubbing her ankle at the end of the bed and saying that he wanted to tie a chain to prevent her from running away. Li An said, "Captain Qi's idea is very cruel", which was both funny and sweet. This kind of love of reunion after a long separation and reunion after a long break is so delicious. Who doesn't want to experience the excitement of going round and round and still be your heartbeat💓 #break the mirror again reunited # reunited #sweet article recommendation

77 刮 Shaved Gold Buddha Face Keep Your Voice DownModern Romance169k WordsCompleted 4.1kReads9.1Score409Shelves

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I'm obedient, it's a book~ Although I also want to say that the cover is not very nice [laughs awkwardly], but the content is really awesome~ Please don't be frightened by the surface [I'm almost crying][I'm almost crying][I'm almost crying]

78 梧 Wutong Lane Song Che Doesn't Eat FishModern Romance174k WordsCompleted 35.3kReads9.6Score7.8kShelves

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Emotional essays, youth pain essays are just Be essays in the end [crying]

79 希 Greek Mythology: I Am the Wronged One Chosen by the Law A Weird Writing RoutineModern Romance221k WordsCompleted 2.3kReads8.3Score147Shelves

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It's beautiful, and has a different ending from Greek mythology.

80 星 Interstellar: Who Did Those Five Beat Up This Time? I Refuse to Flop, Starting with MyselfModern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted 99.8kReads9.5Score12.2kShelves

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Uh-huh, uh-huh [Thinking] In a simple summary, this is a Star Troopers group portrait article [Sending Hearts]. I am still struggling with this kind of middle-aged shounen article that shouts "Bonds, friendships!", [Shy] [Shy] [Shy] It's really passionate,

81 他 He Is in Yunnan Jing XingModern Romance209k WordsCompleted 29.6kReads9.7Score5.2kShelves

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It's really easy to cry😭, so sad

83 佣 The Mercenary Boss’s Mental State Is a Little Too Unstable Yu of the Three-Tiered TowerModern Romance743k WordsCompleted 23.5kReads9.4Score3.5kShelves

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These two books are for men and women, but they are very funny. I laughed while reading them in bed at night, and then I was told why I didn't sleep most of the night.

85 质 Equal Masses: I Can Exchange Anything Cha QinUrban2.3M WordsCompleted 16.1kReads8.5Score1.6kShelves

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I have been reading this book recently. It is relaxing and enjoyable. The writing is online and systematic. The protagonist travels through various worlds to gain abilities and then becomes a fun person.

86 被 After Being Kidnapped, I Kidnap the Western Regions' Young Lord and Bring Him Back to the Central Plains Thousand Threads of IntrigueAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 16.8kReads9.5Score2.6kShelves

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A very nice book with an eye-catching style

87 搞 Anthology of Funny Meanings User26182811Urban2.1M WordsCompleted 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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"Anthology of Funny Morals" Series Recommendation: When the Gods Also Begin to Involve, We Laughed and Cried If You Think This Is Just a Collection of Funny Workplace Stories, You May Be Only Half Right. Yes, it is indeed funny - so funny that you will laugh out loud, so funny that you can't help but share it with your friends, so funny that you hide behind your desk to peek at it during lunch break, and so funny that your colleagues next door think you are crazy. But smile and smile and you'll find something stuck in your throat. That's your own life. 1. The troubles of gods and the voices of workers First, let's get to know the protagonists: Nian Beast, who has been in business for three thousand years, and his occupation: the Spring Festival limited edition ferocious beast. Main business: Every New Year's Eve, people descend from the mountain to scare people, and cooperate with humans to complete the traditional ritual of "driving away the Nian beast". As a result, when I went down the mountain this year, I found that the village no longer posted red paper, but instead posted electronic blessing characters; instead of setting off firecrackers, it replaced electronic fireworks. He stood in the cold wind for half an hour, but no one came to drive him away. Finally, an old man who got up late at night asked him with squinted eyes: "Which village did you come from?" The Stove Lord, who has been in the industry for four thousand years, is the chief inspector of the kitchen of a family in the human world. Main business: squatting on the stove and watching a family cook, eat, quarrel and make up, and report to heaven on the 23rd of the twelfth lunar month. As a result, Tianting carried out reforms this year and issued the "Performance Appraisal Implementation Rules", which requires the submission of "family behavior data reports in jurisdictions" on a quarterly basis. The assessment indicators include: household registration rate, awareness rate, completeness rate of good and evil records, and timely reporting rate of violations. He started asking people to quarrel in his dreams, just to get enough KPIs. Yuelao, who has been in the industry for 7,300 years, occupation: head of the Marriage Department. Main business: holding the red thread and witnessing love. As a result, Tianting introduced a big data matching system, which can match 10,000 pairs in one second, increasing the efficiency by a million times. Three months after the system went online, the divorce rate in the mortal world soared by 300%, and the complaint rate increased by 500%. A couple had a fight in front of the Civil Affairs Bureau. After the fight, they discovered that they were the "best partners" matched by the system. Does it look particularly familiar? Isn't the dilemma of Nian Beast the confusion faced by practitioners in traditional industries in the Internet era? The craftsmanship is still there, but the market is gone and the customers have changed. You have been holding on to your 3,000-year-old business and suddenly find that you have become a "redundant person." Isn't the Kitchen God's anxiety the KPI nightmare that every migrant worker has experienced? In order to achieve the target, I had to do something that went against my original intention, and then asked myself late at night: What on earth am I doing? Isn't Yue Lao's embarrassment just the collective loss in the era of technology worship? We believe in algorithms more than ourselves, and leave life-long matters to big data, but we forget that love is never a "match" but a "run-in". These fairy troubles are the voice of our hearts. 2. Absurd shell, real flesh and blood The best thing about "Anthology of Funny Meanings" is that it uses the most absurd settings to write the most real dilemmas. Nian is afraid of the color red - because of allergies. For three thousand years, humans have thought they were "driving away the Nian beast", but in fact it was the Nian beast that was driven away by allergens. As soon as this setting came out, the entire Spring Festival custom was deconstructed: it turns out that we are not "defeating monsters", but "cooperating in performances". But what about after deconstruction? It is a deeper warmth - the relationship between humans and Nian beasts is actually a relationship of mutual achievement. Without humans, the Nian beast is just a wild beast in the mountains; without the Nian beast, how would humans know that they are celebrating the New Year? The Stove Lord asked people to quarrel in his dream - in order to complete the KPI. Is this plot absurd? Absurd. But think about those institutions in reality that "create demand" in order to achieve targets, and those operations that "inject water and falsify" in order to meet targets, can you still laugh? What's even more heartbreaking is that the Jade Emperor finally said: "Your duty is not to supervise, not to score, not to report. Your duty is to protect this home and this family." - This sentence is for the Kitchen God, but also for every one of us who is lost in KPI. Yue Lao uses big data to match marriages - the divorce rate soars. Is this result ironic? Satire. But think about those people in reality who use Excel spreadsheets to find partners, those who treat marriage as a project, those who calmly calculate the "sunk costs" when getting divorced - algorithms are just tools, and the real problem is the way we treat relationships. Each of these stories is like a mirror, reflecting ourselves. 3. Lots of laughs and frequent golden quotes. Of course, as a "collection of funny meanings", it is first of all funny. A few random quotes: "I am the Nian beast. It took me three thousand years to understand: the taste of Nian is not firecrackers, not red paper, or any specific thing. The taste of Nian is the willingness to do something specific with a specific person at this specific time. Even if that thing is just - scaring each other." "The meaning of the Stove Lord's existence has never been to report to the Jade Emperor, but to let the world know that there is a god in your head and you must act with conscience. Similarly, KPIs in the workplace and various assessments in life, if they are divorced from the fundamental of 'making people live a better life', they will become shackles that bind us." "Big data can calculate whether the conditions of two people are equivalent, but it cannot calculate whether two people are willing to pay for each other. It can match the most suitable people together, but if the two people are not willing to run in, no matter how suitable they are." "The best marriage is never a 'match', but a 'run-in'." These sentences make me laugh when I read them, and I fall silent when I laugh. 4. Modern fables written for adults Some people say that this is a "fable story" written for adults. When we were children, we read Aesop's Fables, including The Fox and the Grapes, The Boy Who Comes, and The Tortoise and the Hare. Each story was followed by a line: "This story tells us..." At that time, we felt that the truth was written on paper and could be understood at a glance. It was only when I grew up that I discovered that the true truth is gained through life. Nian Beast tells you: Tradition is not an immutable dogma, but a spiritual bond that needs to be reinterpreted by each generation. When young people laugh at themselves, "It turns out that the Nian beast is me," they are not dissolving tradition, but writing a contemporary footnote of "reunion" in new language. The Kitchen God tells you: Any system that forgets that "people" is the purpose will go to its opposite. What is truly important often cannot be quantified; a truly warm relationship never needs to be evaluated. Yue Lao tells you: A perfect match does not exist, a perfect marriage requires management. An algorithm can help you find the perfect person, but it can't teach you how to love someone. And those couples who grow old together are never because of "data matching", but because they are willing to fall in love with the same person again and again over the long years. These principles are not the "meaning" written behind the story, but the "life" hidden in the story. 5. Why it's worth reading: Because you can see yourself in these stories. You may not be a Nian animal, but you must have felt the anxiety of being "abandoned by the times". After adhering to many years of experience, we found that the market rules had changed; the craftsmanship we were proud of suddenly became uninterested. You don't know if you are getting old or if the world is crazy. You may not be the Kitchen God, but you must have experienced the "KPI dilemma". In order to achieve the target, you have to do something that goes against your heart; in order not to be eliminated, you have to participate in those absurd involutions. You ask yourself late at night: What am I doing? You may not be a Yue Lao, but you must have thought about "the nature of love." In this era where everything can be quantified, you are also using data thinking to process relationships - look at conditions when dating, look at matching when falling in love, and look at cost-effectiveness when getting married. But you know in your heart that something has been forgotten. These stories are a mirror. They make you laugh because you recognize your own absurdity; they make you silent because you see your predicament clearly; they make you think because you start to look for a way out. 6. Final words Someone asked: Why use gods to tell stories about mortals? Because only by standing high enough can we see clearly where we are. The Nian beast is in the sky looking at the human world, and three thousand years are like one day; the Kitchen God is squatting on the stove, watching the family's joys and sorrows; Yue Lao is sitting in the clouds, watching the ups and downs of countless marriages. They are spectators and participants; they are gods and us. "Anthology of Funny Meanings" is not a book that teaches you "how to do it", but a book that allows you to "see yourself". See your own anxiety, see your own predicament, see your own loss - and then, through laughter, slowly find your way back. If you are also struggling in the workplace, tired in life, and confused in relationships, you may wish to read these stories. Let Nian Beast teach you how to face the changes of the times, let Kitchen God accompany you to complain about the absurdity of KPI, and let Yue Lao lead you to think about the nature of love. Just smile and you will understand. --- The series is being serialized and has been released so far: Episode 221: "Nian Beast Becomes a Self-Media" - When traditional IP begins to transform, a three-thousand-year-old business is gone. Episode 222: "Performance Review of Kitchen God" - Even gods can't escape KPIs. In order to meet the standards, I started to make people quarrel through dreams. Episode 223: "Yue Lao uses big data" - Three months after the system was launched, the divorce rate in the world soared by 300%. Episode 224: "The Door God Unemployment Crisis" (coming soon) - After the popularization of electronic door locks, the door god brothers were regarded as thieves for the first time. Episode 225: "The God of Wealth's Investment Science" (coming soon) - The God of Wealth lost all his three thousand years of savings in modern finance. Episode 226: "Dragon King Meteorological Bureau" (coming soon) - The Dragon King and the weather forecast app are at odds. Who has the final say? Follow @ funny meaning anthology, a fairy tale every week, laugh and understand.

88 女 I Fled in Disguise as a Man, and Now Master Bo Is Hunting Me Ye JingyiModern Romance2.0M WordsCompleted 24.3kReads9.4Score3.5kShelves

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Absolutely beautiful [blowing kiss]

89 末 The Apocalypse: I Stockpiled Billions in Supplies and Became a Base Chief Anan BuheiSci-Fi & Apocalypse608k WordsCompleted 8.7kReads8.9Score978Shelves

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In the last days, families stock up on supplies and gain rebirth. The law of doomsday awakening. [Grass has been planted] [Grass has been planted] [Grass has been planted] [Bookshelf plus one] [Bookshelf plus one] [Bookshelf plus one] [Bookshelf plus one] [Bookshelf plus one]

90 心 The Psychological Anatomist Bug BabyMystery548k WordsCompleted 96.8kReads9.5Score16.8kShelves

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It's really, really, really good-looking. Baby, this is a story about a female forensic doctor and a criminal police captain. It's super good-looking.

91 暖 The Scent of Mint in Warm Summer Eat Ice PorridgeModern Romance101k WordsOngoing —Reads—Score—Shelves

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This book is particularly good-looking. The male and female protagonists fell in love at first sight in college, and then stood in each other's future. But the latest chapters are a bit sadistic, but the author's writing is very good, and there are many sentences that can be collected.

92 京 The Ninth Master of the Capital’s Reborn Little Rose: Alluring Yet Obedient Eating Tomatoes Without Gaining WeightModern Romance652k WordsCompleted 39.1kReads9.3Score13.6kShelves

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[Adoration] "The Reborn Little Rose of the Nine Masters in the Beijing Circle Is Desirable and Well-Behaved" belongs to the series of "Rebirth + Chasing Wife Crematorium + Two-way Redemption + Senior Officers in the Beijing Circle"! ✔️The heroine: a white rabbit on the outside but a black lotus on the inside/coquettish spirit/tea connoisseur ✔️The male protagonist: aloof and abstinent/maximizing control/only works for her 🔥 The evil girl is reborn and becomes good? This wave of operations directly enshrines the gods! In the previous life, Meng Mingxuan broke a wine bottle and held it against her wrist, forcing Yan Mojiu to let go. The cold-blooded King of Hell said mutely with red eyes: "Okay." - And then disappeared without a trace on her wedding day. 💔 When she opened her eyes again, she was reborn and returned to the night when the blood was spattered in the box! This time she threw away the bottle and threw herself into his arms: "Brother Jiu... I was wrong..." Yan Mojiu's hand squeezing her chin was shaking: "Who do you want to beg for again?" She stood on tiptoe and bit his Adam's apple: "Please... Lock me up for the rest of my life." ⚡️ Be more energetic [Love] "I forced you to let go for him in the previous life, and I will chase you back on my knees in this life!" ✨ "It takes a lifetime to understand. The only person in the world who has never plotted against me... Is you." "[Love] Yan Mojiu, you are unprofessional in imprisoning people - the chains are too cold, I want you to hold them!" # Evilcongli # #He even laid down carpets before he was imprisoned, fearing that her feet would get cold.

93 量 Quantum Awakening: I Am a Boss in the Interstellar Black Market Purple Sweet Potato Milk TeaSci-Fi & Apocalypse149k WordsCompleted —Reads—Score—Shelves

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**Era and Background**: In 2187, human civilization has entered the era of interstellar colonization, and the solar system is dotted with space stations and colonies. But under the surface of technological prosperity, the interstellar black market has become a lawless place, where gray transactions of reselling quantum technology, genetic modification and scarce resources have flourished.

96 没 Useless Husband, Best Friend Wants to Snatch It Away Xiao Yu Huaqing10k WordsCompleted —Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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Brainstorming pictures[Adoration][Adoration]

97 我 I Get Apocalypse Protagonists Government Jobs Bian LuSci-Fi & Apocalypse758k WordsCompleted 163.8kReads9.7Score22.9kShelves

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Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

98 小 The Tiny Boss Is Everyone's Favorite, and She Coddles Her Scumbag Dad Like He's Her Placenta Hu YuModern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 162.9kReads9.6Score17.5kShelves

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Funny, the main character is a kid with a lot of savvy

99 不 Nothing More Than That Egrets in PairsAncient Romance400k WordsCompleted 16.9kReads9.4Score2.9kShelves

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It's a fantasy romance. What attracted me to this story is that in the beginning, the heroine seeks apprenticeship from the male protagonist in order to survive [laughs][laughs][laughs].

100 神 A Guide to Leveling Up the Twin Prodigies of Shenzhou The Sound of Scorched FishAncient Romance1.1M WordsOngoing 50.7kReads9.4Score6.9kShelves

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This [shy] is a fairy tale. The characters of the male and female protagonists are no longer the same, they are rich in emotions, and some of the contents are very funny [shy][shy][shy]. I hope everyone will discover this soon [sending my heart][sending my heart][sending my heart]