Any Really Funny Occult Novels? 有没有特别搞笑的玄学文

1. 1 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: Miss, You're About to Suffer a Bloody Disaster 直播算命：姑娘你有血光之灾 Shang Jiu上九Urban2.0M WordsOngoing Ye Chen took over his master's Daoist temple. He should have been content to live as an ordinary young Daoist, but instead he started livestreaming fortune-telling. “Daoist priest, do you think I can land this 50-million-yuan project?” Ye Chen scolded him: “You've committed countless evils and used up all your ancestors' accumulated virtue. You already have the look of a dying man!” “Daoist priest, why am I so unlucky?” Ye Chen replied coolly, “Your fate is cursed with loneliness and calamity. Y 9.7kReads9.2Score819Shelves

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   "Displeasure" was written all over the woman's face, "Help me figure out whether my little baby is cheating on me." She said with a hint of surprise on the woman's face, "Which one I want to figure out, can't you figure it out?" Could it be that this master is not as powerful as others say? She began to wonder. "Because more than one of the six cheated on her," said.

2. 2 我 I Became a Sensation Worldwide by Livestreaming Fortune-Telling 我靠直播算命，火爆了全世界 Wen Ren Nuan闻人暖Modern Romance1.7M WordsOngoing [Reborn + livestreaming + fortune-telling + ghost-hunting + episodic stories + satisfying revenge + punishing evil and promoting good] When she opened her eyes, metaphysics master Ye Ling discovered that she had been reborn! Her host was not only a social-phobe, but also had a mother with terminal cancer, an older brother who had never married, and an honest, simple father. To pay for her mother's treatment, find a wife for her brother, and give her family a better life, Ye Ling decided to retur 9.3kReads9.5Score1.8kShelves
3. 3 神 The Divine Fortune-Teller Speaks with Ghosts, and the King of Hell Is Her Little Brother 神算她能与鬼通，阎王是她小老弟 The Badger of the Green Grassland青青草原平头哥Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ghost Hunting + Fortune-Telling + Top Combat Power + Heaven's Own Daughter] A scumbag father, a fake-nice stepmother, and a white-lotus younger sister who's a piece of work? Tang Qing wasn't afraid. She cut off all family ties from the start. Karma? Heavenly retribution? Sorry, Heaven is her own dear father. Evil spirits, zombies, and if you hit them, they'll report you to the underworld? Oh, the King of Hell is her little brother. A handful of talismans in one hand and a sword in the other, sh 3.2kReads9.2Score438Shelves
4. 4 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: The Female Ghost Is Anxious About Her Looks 直播算命：女鬼她容貌焦虑了 Hua Qingqing华卿卿Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Also known as: Live Fortune-Telling: Your Dad’s Been Running Around Naked Down There for Three Years [No romance, livestreaming, fortune-telling, episodic stories] Lin Qingwan transmigrates into a book while attending a metaphysics lecture and reading a tearjerker. She becomes the poor, lovesick heroine who loses a kidney, a leg, and her sight, goes bald, yet stubbornly survives to get a happy ending with the male lead. After waking up to find her home completely bare, Lin Qingwan returns to her 5.3kReads9.2Score707Shelves

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   The first and third books are both novels without CP, but they are super funny. The second book is sweet and funny, and the male protagonist is jealous. They are both unit drama types. I highly recommend them.

5. 5 重 Reborn: The Icy Big Shot Wants to Give Me His Life 重生后，冷冰冰的大佬要把命给我 Peaches Will Surely Blaze桃桃必火Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [A heroine who sets off heavenly lightning like fireworks and kicks the Ghost King’s head around like a ball vs. an obsessive, possessive, lovesick hero] Everyone says Third Master Lu is cursed, bringing death to his wives. He’s the living King of Hell, someone the entire capital’s elite circle avoids. Women who get close to him are either struck by bad luck or lose their lives. That is, until a soft, sweet little girl appears at his side, constantly asking for cuddles and following him around l 23.2kReads9.5Score3kShelves
6. 6 她 She’s Short on Money in the Five Elements 她五行缺钱【玄学】 Spicy Porridge麻辣粥Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Jiang Yi was kidnapped at the age of five and unexpectedly became the 108th successor of an obscure Daoist temple. The one who raised her and taught her everything was a wisp of the temple’s founding matriarch’s soul, which had remained inside her memorial tablet. Her temple was nothing more than a ramshackle shack made from discarded boards that mountain hunters didn’t want. It had no running water or electricity. Even dog-litter mushrooms grew between the floorboards. After they came down the 1.2kReads9.4Score232Shelves
7. 7 道 The Taoist Temple Goes Bankrupt! The Little Taoist Heads Down the Mountain to Seek His Childhood Friend 道观破产！小道士下山投奔竹马 Yueyue Loves to Take a Look悦悦爱瞅瞅Modern Romance372k WordsCompleted [This story is entirely fictional. The setting is imaginary, so please don’t take it seriously!] Master said Jian Xi was born to make a living from the occult! Of the Five Afflictions and Three Deprivations, Jian Xi had two! Of widowhood, spinsterhood, orphanhood, and disability, she had orphanhood! That’s right, she was an orphan, taken in as a child! Of the Three Deprivations, she had poverty! That’s right, she could never save money, and she wasn’t allowed to have any! Sure enough, Master tra 23.9kReads9.3Score2.7kShelves

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   Then I had to take out my treasure. The corner of my mouth was even more difficult to suppress than AK. Which metaphysic master came down the mountain and sent weapons by mail [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] ① The leader of the Five Elements Short of Wealth Taoist Temple successfully bankrupted the Taoist temple, packed up his clothes and went down the mountain to join the little bamboo horse. ②The sand sculpture boss Jian Xi vs. He Qingchen, the tyrant of the He family.

8. 8 反 After the Rebellious Lucky Carp Descends to Earth, All Ghosts and Monsters Go Into Hiding 反骨锦鲤下凡后，鬼怪通通躲起来 Xuan Fei'er瑄妃儿Modern Romance508k WordsCompleted [Mysticism, ghost and demon hunting, putting scumbags in their place, doted-on heroine, lucky koi, feel-good story, comedy, episodic plot] [A beautiful, pampered, hot-tempered lucky koi who gets away with everything vs. an obsessive god with a human face and a beast’s heart] The wealthy Shen family suddenly found their missing youngest daughter, who had been gone for a year. They heard she was beautiful, sweet, innocent, and brimming with lively energy. But the girl turned out to have a peculiar 69Reads8.2Score—Shelves

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   Highly recommend this book, the heroine is a metaphysics, catching ghosts and telling fortunes, the heroine is ridiculous, the hero is a bit aloof, but the bodyguards around him are all indifferent on the surface, but have rich inner dramas, they like to talk about the hero behind his back, and after getting to know the heroine, everyone wants to work next to the heroine [eating melon]

9. 9 玄 The Metaphysics Master Shakes the World After Coming Down from the Mountain 玄学大佬下山后轰动全世界 Gathering the Galaxy一揽星河Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Mysticism + satisfying read + sweet romance] Everyone in the industry says the newly reunited eldest daughter of the Su family is a menace. One sentence from her can break up a marriage, shatter a family, drive someone into bankruptcy, or land them in jail, so people steer clear of her. What’s more, she has opened a Taoist temple and does fortune-telling, face-reading, feng shui, sells talismans, and catches ghosts. She’s done every sort of scam imaginable! Later, word gets around that the elde 38.8kReads9.5Score5.8kShelves

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   It's not a greasy emotional drama that focuses on metaphysics. The heroine catches ghosts and eliminates evil spirits with her strength along the way. The storyline is very exciting.

10. 10 萤 A World of Fireflies 萤萤众生 Xiao Xu小叙Rural Life3.8M WordsCompleted When I was thirteen, I had an accident and nearly died. Everything I saw and felt was horrifying, and I could only keep company with bad luck. But I swore a solemn oath: I would not fail Heaven and Earth or my parents, nor harm my friends and family. I would hurt only myself, devote myself to goodness, and hold fast to sincerity! From then on, I walked between the realms of yin and yang, sought a master and learned the Dao, awakened my spiritual senses, and slew demons and evil spirits... I fear 9.9kReads9.2Score1kShelves

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    Story summary: Recommend three novels about metaphysics. The author may be from Northeast China. The writing style is humorous. It is really humorous. It is not the kind of embarrassing joke that always writes Internet buzzwords. All in all, it is very interesting. I have written more than 500 chapters soon after I started the first book.

11. 11 栩 Vivid as Life 栩栩若生 Xiao Xu小叙Mystery2.3M WordsCompleted A fortune-teller said I was born destined for greatness, the reincarnation of the Flower Goddess, with the power to turn stones into gold and command flower spirits and tree sprites. Once I came of age, my family was sure to prosper. But when I was twelve, I came down with a strange illness. My fever wouldn’t break, and I kept seeing terrifying visions... In a dream, I met an old woman who told me to find an expert with supernatural powers to save my life. Millet to summon souls, altars and form 23.9kReads9.5Score3.9kShelves
12. 12 我 I Am a Female Physiognomist 我是女相师 Xiao Xu小叙Mystery893k WordsCompleted I was born in the twelfth lunar month of 1991, and came into the world with six fingers. The saying that people born in the Year of the Sheep have bad luck somehow became attached to me. Before I could even speak, my family sent me to live with my grandaunt, who ran a shop selling paper offerings and burial clothes. My grandaunt said I had a star spirit in my fate, and the Vermilion Bird would come to my aid. What did it matter if my destiny was cursed? As the saying goes: The Azure Dragon and W 13.9kReads9.4Score1.7kShelves
13. 13 别 While Everyone Else Cultivates Immortality, the Junior Sister Raises Ghosts 别人修仙，小师妹她养鬼 Sleepy Lazy Pig睡不醒的懒猪Ancient Romance661k WordsCompleted Shen He was once again tossed through a transmigration portal by her heartless master, becoming the pitiful character in a book whose only purpose was to help the heroine gain experience. A metaphysics grandmaster had become a pitiful Qi Refining cultivator in the world of cultivation. Shen He immediately slung a coffin over her shoulder and left. If this place has no room for me, there’s always somewhere else that does. Wait! They were all among the Five Great Sects, so why was her new sect so 41Reads6.4Score—Shelves

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    I like the heroine of this book very much. When her cultivation level is low, she has many talismans and magic weapons. When facing a female scumbag and her licking dog, she has many talismans and magic weapons. When encountering a villain with high cultivation level, she still has many talismans and magic weapons. The main character is a talisman hero, and he can always intercept the opportunities of the scumbag. The heroine can also catch and raise ghosts. Anyway, the heroine is not aggrieved, and her brothers and sisters still dote on the heroine.

14. 14 都 We're Already Married, and You're Only Now Telling Me My Wife Is a Taoist 都结婚了，你才告诉我老婆是道士 Mu Fufeng木抚风Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Mysticism + ghost hunting + fortune-telling + comedy + wish fulfillment] After her master passes away, mystic prodigy Lin Xi comes down from the mountains to set up a fortune-telling stall, earning money while searching for her fiancé. “Master, when will my son meet his destined woman?” Lin Xi: “There’s no destined woman, but there is a destined man.” “Master, I keep dreaming about a ghost. Please get rid of it for me.” Lin Xi: “The ghost is your father. You’ve been visiting the wrong grave. He 73.8kReads9.3Score9.7kShelves

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    [Metaphysics + catching ghosts + fortune telling + sand sculpture + cool writing] After the death of his master, Lin Xi, a genius of metaphysics, went down the mountain to set up a fortune-telling stall, making money while looking for his fiancé. "Master, when will my son's true love appear?" Lin Xi: "There is no true love, but there is a true love." "Master, I have been dreaming about ghosts recently. Please destroy him." Lin Xi: "The ghost is your father. You went to the wrong grave. He asked you to identify the grave." "Master, my mother has been missing for more than 20 years." Lin Xi: "Your mother was killed by your father and buried in the backyard." "..." The leader of the Fu Group has never been a womanizer, and he actually got married to a little charlatan. Everyone guesses every day when Mr. Fu will divorce. Waiting and waiting... The style of painting is gradually getting weird. Top stars cry out to the little magician for help! Big bosses from all walks of life pay huge sums of money to see the little magician. Even people from the country came to her for cooperation. Everyone rushed to grab the spot, "Master, I also want to do a fortune telling." One day, Lin Xi went to set up a stall as usual. Fu Jingyao pushed her against the corner, "Wife, tell me a fortune." Lin Xi said with a cold face, "During working hours, we only talk about money, not feelings." Fu Jingyao took out all the cards, "All my money is yours." Lin Xi's eyes lit up, "What do you want to count?" The man's dark eyes were deep, and his tone was aggrieved, "Wife, when will we have our wedding night?" Lin Xi: "..." The man put his arm around her waist and said in a hoarse voice, "Don't talk? Then spend tonight." (Genius metaphysics boss vs. Super rich doting wife boss, marriage first, love later, main plot, interspersed with many metaphysics stories) [Grass already planted] [Bookshelf plus one]

15. 15 空 She Drops into the Trending Topics! The Top-Tier Star’s Flirty Teasing Steals the Show 空降热搜！顶流小撩精秀翻娱乐圈 Yan Xiaoxi炎小熙Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Hilariously Unhinged + Metaphysics + Face-Slapping + Everyone's Favorite + Two Powerful Leads + Sweet Romance] From the start, she carried a suona down the mountain to send her whole family on their way. Her scumbag father cursed and schemed against her? She raised the suona and smashed his head open! "You dare call yourself my father? My name isn't even on your household register. How can you prove it? I'm your father!" When her scheming, fake-sweet stepsister made trouble, she retaliated by t 5.8kReads9.5Score834Shelves

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    It's really good-looking. My friend recommended it to me. The sugar content is really over the limit. The male protagonist loves the female protagonist very much and cannot be separated. He has carved his love for the female protagonist into his soul. The female protagonist also loves the male protagonist very much. The female protagonist is obviously a fake character, but she doesn't admit it. She chooses to be a fairy. It's so funny. There is no abuse in the whole process.

16. 16 反 The Villain's Summoning a God? Good Thing I Know a Little Dark Magic 反派请神？我刚好会亿点点邪术 Deep-Fried Little Fat Bug油炸小肥虫Urban284k WordsCompleted [Urban fantasy + mysticism + supernatural + feng shui + I Ching fortune-telling + no romance] Countless viewers in Xu Qingge's livestream were dumbfounded. “Master, a female ghost keeps trying to seduce me. What if I can't resist?” “Cut it off!” “Then what about my happiness?” “I said I'd solve your problem. I never said I'd take care of your happiness.” “Master, the girl I arranged to meet is a ghost, and she won't leave me alone. What should I do?” “I already called to check for you. There hav 293Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Taoist metaphysics, good reading and recommended!!!

17. 17 团 The Three-Year-Old Lucky Charm Everyone Adores 团宠小锦鲤三岁半 Xiao yasmola小yasmolaModern Romance1.6M WordsCompleted [This novel has been adapted into a comic, available on Tomato!] [Obsessive love + adored by all + sweet romance + lucky little koi + mysticism] The wealthy Su family had waited decades for a little girl, and finally, she arrived. But the baby girl went missing right after she was born, driving the entire Su family mad with worry. After enduring countless hardships, the Su family finally found their little darling. There stood their three-and-a-half-year-old girl, holding a talisman in her left 7.6kReads9.5Score1.1kShelves

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    🩰Every time I read a chapter, I get excited all over. It's so exciting, especially Gong's character. I admire him so much. When I see the baby being hurt, he starts to crumble. I'm so excited about you. I feel relieved with your character🩰

18. 18 奶 The Darling Uses the Book of Life and Death, and Her Secret Identity Is Exposed 奶团靠生死簿，团宠掉马甲 Tao Nianwei桃念薇Modern Romance420k WordsCompleted Adorable baby + fierce little tyke + ghost hunting + mysticism + lucky little koi + fortune-telling genius + strong heroine Daddy croaked. With the Book of Life and Death in her hands, the little one defies fate to save him. As she lives it up, one nephew after another comes eagerly begging her to help him turn his life around. “My little auntie never hits back or talks back. She's soft and sweet, and just the right size to squish.” With a flick of her cinnabar brush, the little treasure sends g 88Reads9.2Score—Shelves

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    The first book 🎉🎉🎉The little girl holds the book of life and death in her hand and changes her destiny against the will of heaven to go down the mountain to save Daddy. At first, the nephews only knew that the little aunt was cute, but later the little aunt directly scared the little nephews (it's hard to write down the details, you have to read it yourself) ✨✨✨🎊 The second book🎉🎉🎉Xiao Rourou was reborn as a three-year-old cute baby. She gained sixteen eldest nephews in one night. At first, the eldest nephew disliked her and started pampering her. With the depth filter, Xiao Rourou shivered after seeing ghosts✨✨✨

19. 19 大 The Three-Year-Old Little Aunt of Her Grown Nephews Is Determined to Be a Villain 大侄子们的三岁小姑立志做反派 Cute Guy萌汉子Modern Romance1.6M WordsCompleted [Sweet, Adorable, and Dotingly Romantic! If it's not doting, I'll eat a keyboard on livestream!] Little Rou Rou was reborn as an adorable three-and-a-half-year-old girl, and overnight she gained sixteen grown nephews. Her eldest nephew, a criminal police officer: “My little grandaunt is so adorable again.” A hapless ghost who'd been on the run for three years before finally getting caught sobbed: “Who says she's cute? She doesn't even spare ghosts, you little menace!” Her third nephew, a God 21.4kReads9.4Score3.3kShelves
20. 20 神 After the Divine Fortune-Teller Marries In for Good Luck, the Crippled Prince Walks Again 神算真千金冲喜后，残王又行了 Xuan Xiao Ji玄小机Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Mysticism + fortune-telling + feel-good story + goofy comedy + lively and carefree + everyone’s darling, sweet and doted on] “She was born ugly and raised in the countryside, crude and uncouth. Being allowed to marry in place of Shuying and bring good fortune to the Xie heir is a blessing for her!” Yin Qiqi, a powerful cultivator, transmigrates into the body of the marquis’s household’s true daughter, a cannon-fodder bride forced into a substitute marriage. She’s lost all her cultivation, is 6.7kReads9.0Score1kShelves

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    [Laughing][laughing] It's really good

21. 21 笑 Hilarious! The Fake Heiress Is Kicked Back to the Modern World by a Mystic Ancestor 笑疯！假千金被玄门老祖踹回现代 Pupu Little Potato噗噗小土豆Modern Romance783k WordsCompleted Xiao Li spent a hundred years in the Xuanmen. Even the little guard dog Xiao Hei, who joined at the same time as her, has already ascended to the upper realm, while she is still stuck guarding the temple gate and basking in the sun. The ancestral spirit appeared to her and said, “Xiao Li, you came from another world, and your worldly ties remain unresolved. If you wish to ascend, you must return to where you came from and settle your mortal affairs. Only then can you grasp the Heavenly Dao!” Bac 5.1kReads9.2Score743Shelves
22. 22 当 The Famous Actress Is a Taoist Nun 当红女星她是个道姑 Short on Silver缺点银子Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Modern Romance, Sweet Romance, Strong Female Lead, Feel-Good, Showbiz, Childhood Sweethearts, One-on-One Romance, Both Pure, Secret Identity, Fake and Real Heiresses, Academic Ace, Taoist Priest, Feng Shui, Medicine] When they first met, he was a kidnapped boy, and she was a fearless young heroine skilled in martial arts. After she heroically rescued him, he promised to provide for the little foodie, and became the older brother she called him. Somewhere along the way, though, the way he said “ 2.9kReads9.0Score353Shelves
23. 23 穿 Wear a Cheongsam! Hold Prayer Beads! The Metaphysics Expert Plays by Her Own Rules 穿旗袍！盘佛珠！玄学大佬路子野 Fine Night良宵Modern Romance625k WordsCompleted [Supernatural + Hilarious + Showbiz + Livestream + Everyone’s Favorite] A haunted-house exploration variety show is about to premiere, and rumors say they’ve invited a mysterious feng shui master from Weibo. When Su Jinluo appears in a qipao with prayer beads in hand, the entire internet goes wild. Netizens: “You’re telling me this is a master?” A terrifying paper effigy attacks. Su Jinluo calmly burns a paper talisman. “Just burn it up.” A woman in red reveals herself as a ghost. Su Jinluo driv 1.5kReads8.9Score217Shelves

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    Strongly recommend the second night of Chujiu, hilarious and ridiculous. Also, Longlong (the penultimate book) is also good, and the male protagonist is Feijiu (Phoenix.)

24. 24 国 The Nation’s Fortune Depends on How Wild Sister Yan Gets! 国运强不强，全看宴姐浪不浪！ Jiang Zhu江竹Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Power Couple + Pure Love + Mysticism + Sweet Female-Focused Romance] Jun Yan never imagined that before she could leave seclusion, someone would dig up her grave! Chu Jinghong never imagined that while filming a tomb-raiding scene, he'd dig up the wrong tomb! Fine, he dug up the wrong tomb, but why is the person in this coffin so fierce?! Moonlight shimmers, cold winds howl, tree shadows sway, and their eyes meet. Furious, Jun Yan summons lightning with a wave of her hand, ready to strike down 5.4kReads9.2Score748Shelves
25. 25 玄 The Mystic Queen Returns and Turns the Ghost Realm Upside Down 玄学女王回归后，炸翻鬼界 Galaxy Dream星河梦Modern Romance500k WordsCompleted [Metaphysics + redemption + ghost hunting] Lu Chi, a gifted young man, loses his sight and becomes paralyzed in a car accident. Everyone tramples on and humiliates him, and he grows dark and twisted. Ye Qing, a grandmaster of metaphysics, comes to repay a debt of gratitude. She treats his illness, treats him kindly, and gives him all the tenderness she can. His pale, frightening face turns toward her. “What do you want?” Ye Qing smiles brightly. “I want you to be well.” In an instant, all the em 6.2kReads9.5Score890Shelves
26. 26 影 The Actress Queen Can Read Fortunes! And She's Fair-Skinned, Beautiful, and Long-Legged 影后她会算命！还肤白貌美大长腿 Su Ranjiu酥染玖Modern Romance536k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous + mysticism + wish fulfillment + adored by all + 1v1] The Dragon Clan's princess, Chu Yanxi, transmigrates after undergoing a trial and becomes a notorious, much-maligned celebrity in the entertainment industry? She joins a survival variety show, and her suona rendition of “Zhu Bajie Carries His Bride” goes viral across the internet. During a live performance, a hater shouts, “Chu Yanxi, you talentless pretty face! You're useless!” Chu Yanxi: “Who says I can't do anything? Let me rea 712Reads9.4Score130Shelves
27. 27 乌 The Jinx-Tongued Big Shot Becomes the Entertainment Industry’s Favorite 乌鸦嘴大佬在娱乐圈里当团宠 Gu Youran顾悠然Modern Romance729k WordsCompleted Su Mian, a goddess’s second-generation descendant, transmigrated into a book. From then on, President Mo kept getting caught out every few days: One day, his assistant saw him scrolling through Su Mian’s Weibo. “President Mo, are you a Su Mian fan too? I am! I love her performance as the Great Empress.” Mo lifted his eyelids. “Are you blind? It’s the company’s official account!” After the assistant left, Mo reopened Weibo and created a super topic for the Mo-Su pairing. He named it “I Love Sleep 2.1kReads9.4Score331Shelves
28. 28 穿 I Transmigrated to the Cultivation World, Where a Powerful Master Helps Me Become an Immortal 穿越到修仙界有大佬带我一起成仙 The Greedy Little Beast贪吃的小野兽Eastern Fantasy291k WordsOngoing [Transmigration]+ [Cultivation]+ [Comedy]+ [Dual Protagonists]+ [A Steady Pace] What kind of sparks will fly when a goofy oddball and a master schemer meet in another world? What kind of incredible creations can a companion doll and a telescoping stone stele be transformed into? After accidentally saving a useful pawn, he unexpectedly transmigrates to the world of Cultivation. He had hoped to take all the cheat powers with him, but instead, all he got was a stone. Shang Yunjing, whose mind works 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Come and watch the funny fantasy

29. 29 我 I Am Intersex 我是阴阳人 Xiao Xu小叙Mystery2.2M WordsCompleted My mother said that when I was born, her first reaction was to strangle me, because it was impossible to tell whether I was male or female. My grandmother called me a freak and a jinx, saying I would only bring shame on the family. It was then that my maternal grandmother, who had traveled all the way from the countryside to visit my mother, adopted me. So, by chance, I got to enjoy a pure childhood, free from scornful looks. Following my half-immortal grandmother, I unexpectedly discovered how 11.6kReads9.3Score1.7kShelves
30. 30 我 I Am a Lady Tutor 我是女先生 Xiao Xu小叙Mystery2.2M WordsCompleted I'm hard to kill. These were the words I heard from the moment I was born. A blind fortune-teller said I was a White Tiger Sha, a girl born with a boy's fate, innately tough and destined to bring misfortune to my husband, my children, and myself. Everyone in the village said I wouldn't survive. My yang energy was too strong. Even if they managed to keep me alive, I'd grow up to be an idiot. But my grandma, a spirit medium who presided over the altar, refused to give up. Every year, she burned a 3.8kReads9.4Score492Shelves
31. 31 重 After Being Reborn, I Support My Family by Telling Fortunes on Livestream 重生后我靠直播算命养家糊口 Demon on the Summit云巅上的妖Modern Romance235k WordsCompleted Chu Ci transmigrates, apparently to a parallel world. Her original body's family went bankrupt and was wiped out, leaving a hundred million in debt. Her mother is in a psychiatric hospital, and her older brother has a broken leg. From the start, it's hell mode. The occult expert Chu Ci rolls up her sleeves and gets back to her old trade: fortune-telling livestreams! This novel has no romance! A brainless power fantasy. Don't expect the plot to hold up to logical scrutiny. If you like analyzing e 98Reads8.7Score—Shelves

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    Some are fortune tellers

32. 32 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: From the Start, I Sponsored Grandpa's Underworld Startup 直播算命：开局赞助爷爷地府创业 Osmanthus of August, Gui'an八月桂安Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [No Romance + Livestreaming + Fortune-Telling + Metaphysics + Showbiz] A metaphysical master fails her tribulation and wakes up in the body of a universally hated, C-list villainess. To pay off her breach-of-contract fees, Ji He starts livestreaming fortune-telling. A viewer with dark circles under his eyes calls in: “Streamer, why do I dream every night that my grandpa is telling me to burn joss paper?” Ji He: “Your grandpa's starting a business down below. He's short on cash.” Viewer: “...” On 47.2kReads9.3Score8.4kShelves
33. 33 直 Livestream: Healing the Underworld Day by Day, I'm the White Impermanence 直播：阴间治愈日常，我是白无常 Delicious Shimeji Mushroom美味的口蘑Urban1.9M WordsCompleted [Live streaming from the underworld + ghost officer + heartwarming everyday life] Jiang Lin is a White Impermanence, guiding the dead to the afterlife and delivering messages in dreams. One day, he obtains an Underworld Live-Streaming System. He can earn rewards by promoting the culture of the Netherworld. From then on, a miraculous livestream appears in the human world, connecting the realms of the living and the dead. A typical day in the livestream: “Ghost: Stay away from me!” “This really is 24.9kReads9.6Score2.8kShelves
34. 34 虐 The Torment-Novel Heroine Is Busy Catching Ghosts 虐文女主忙抓鬼 Sweet Cheng甜甜程Mystery596k WordsCompleted [Comedy + transmigration + ghost hunting] Su Su opens her eyes to find herself in a hospital bed, with someone nearby trying to take her kidney. From the doctors' conversation, she realizes she's transmigrated? Into the very angst novel she had just complained about, and as the abused heroine, no less? Then Su Su discovers that the world of the book is actually supernatural. Isn't that her specialty? They dare abuse her? They have no idea what's coming. How about a female-ghost special, on the h 4.3kReads8.9Score736Shelves
35. 35 我 I Quit My Internet Addiction at the Sword Sect 我在剑宗戒网瘾 Shen Zhanxing沈占星Ancient Romance824k WordsCompleted The animated drama for Season One is now out. Come check it out~ [Ridiculous and satisfying comedy, both leads are devoted to each other, and the heroine becomes even stronger than the hero later on] Assassin senior brother X junior sister who treats cultivation like a game [Warnings: There is a male-male side pairing, so don't go in unprepared!!! This is a silly comedy with exaggerated, amateurish humor. If that's not your thing, don't read. The pacing is fast, including the romance, so proceed 19.7kReads9.3Score2.7kShelves
36. 36 反 Villainous Son, Get Down on Your Knees. Mom Needs a Favor 反派儿子你跪下，妈求你点事 Rye Whiskey黑麦威士忌Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Short drama now available] (Doting father-type son x rebellious mother x no-brainer power fantasy x sweet romance x fantasy) In the great age of transmigrating into books, Su Miao transmigrates too. Other people become someone's unattainable first love, a wealthy heiress, or, at worst, a discarded wife. Su Miao is different: She transmigrates as the villain's real mother. She wants to smoke and drink, but the villain won't allow it. She wants fried chicken and milk tea, but the villain frow 140.6kReads9.2Score16.4kShelves

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    I particularly envy this copywriting: I protect my daughter-in-law, and it's not your turn to make irresponsible remarks. I will resist what she did wrong. I can apologize to you, but none of you can touch her.

37. 37 阎 The King of Hell’s Little One and an Unlucky Top-Tier Star Go Viral on a Parenting Show 阎王崽崽和倒霉顶流在娃综爆红了 Mu Yao'er木幺儿Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Beloved by everyone + face-slapping and putting villains in their place + a “delicate,” helplessly unlucky top-tier star × a powerhouse toddler who can uproot a willow tree] The little King of Hell had only just been reborn as a human baby when her own mother abandoned her in the mountains before she was even a month old. She was raised at Xuanzhen Temple for three years. The temple, once visibly thriving with incense and offerings, gradually fell into decline. Finally, unable to bear the burde 6.5kReads9.4Score924Shelves
38. 38 禁 The Abstinent Top-Tier Star Was Won Over by One Kiss 禁欲顶流被我一个吻哄好了 Yan Hui胭回Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Satisfying revenge + sweet romance + System + national darling] After being reborn, Su Liang becomes bound to an emotion-collection System. Already in the prime of her youth, she becomes even more captivating, drawing men to her from every direction. But all she wants is that one star, high above and shining bright. She already has an extraordinary affinity for animals, and after being reborn, she awakens the ability to communicate with them, too. At the zoo, she’s the darling all the anima 11.5kReads9.5Score1.4kShelves
39. 39 我 The Fox Cub in My Home Is the Crown Prince of the Underworld 我家狐崽是冥界太子 The Southern Cat Seeks the Woods南国猫觅林Modern Romance237k WordsOngoing [Urban Fantasy] + [Hilarious Everyday Life] + [Cute Pets] + [Exorcism] + [No Romance] She picked up a little fox that could talk. It claimed to be the crown prince of the underworld. Lu Xi thought it was a scam, until the refrigerator exploded. A dream-eating monster crawled out from under the neighbor’s bed, and the dessert recipes her mother had left behind really could ward off evil. So she and her good-for-nothing older brother, who called himself “the strongest support in the human world,” —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Wow, wow, this is fun and not intellectually degrading.

40. 40 她 She’s a Master of the Mystical Arts, So Why Does She Need a Brain? 她是玄学大佬，还要脑子干什么 Stay Up for a Big Yay熬个大耶Modern Romance206k WordsOngoing The metaphysics prodigy Yun Geng was reincarnated after being misunderstood as having fallen into evil in her past life and getting into a fight with someone. The Underworld judged her destructive power too great and sentenced her to two hundred years of unpaid labor there. Fu Changqing was reincarnated with all his memories erased. Two hundred years later, Yun Geng lived again as the only daughter of Yucheng's richest family. Her father gave her shares worth three hundred million, and her mothe —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's up to you whether it's funny or not.

41. 41 穿 After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Became the Ghost That Haunts the Mystic Arts World 穿书后我竟成了玄门鬼见愁 Rain Falls, Light Sleep雨落浅眠Mystery923k WordsCompleted An audiobook version of this book is available. The male lead appears relatively late, and the romance is a case of marriage first, love later. This story is entirely fictional. Feng Jiuqing, a Celestial Master, draws the wrong formation while hunting ghosts and accidentally transmigrates into a melodramatic novel she once read. She becomes the vicious female character number N. In her previous life, she never managed to accumulate merit, and her master said she was too detached from the world t 17.2kReads9.0Score2.5kShelves

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    The evil ghost lifted the table and said harsh words. She took out the slimming charm and put it on the ghost's neck. You have a double chin from the sling. It's scary to lose weight. The evil ghost touched his chin. He cried and went to the underworld to lose weight. He didn't even think about risking his life. This metaphysical attack on the ghost made me laugh so hard that I slapped the table.

42. 42 奶 Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Cutie: Spoiled by My Seven Big Brothers 奶包三岁半：我被七个哥哥团宠了 Meow Jinjin喵金金Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [The real little darling + doted on by the whole family + sweet romance + mysticism + lighthearted + fictional setting] Three years after the youngest daughter of the Su family went missing, she came home! Eldest Su brother: “Little sister, here’s my black card. Spend whatever you like!” Second Su brother: “Who dares slander my sister? Here, have a lawyer’s letter!” Third Su brother: “Sweetheart, your big brother will take you target shooting.” Fourth Su brother: “What would you like to draw, Xi 8.7kReads9.5Score1.3kShelves

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    This is basically funny

43. 43 福 At Three and a Half, Fu Bao Is Doted on by Her Eight Uncles 福宝三岁半，她被八个舅舅团宠了 Cute Guy萌汉子Modern Romance3.5M WordsCompleted When her stepmother miscarried after falling down the stairs, little Su Bao was punished by being forced to kneel in the snow for a day and a night, then branded a jinx and driven from home. Just as she was about to die, her eight domineering CEO uncles rushed to her side and gathered little Su Bao in their arms! The eldest uncle's face turned icy. “It's getting cold. I think it's time the Lin family went bankrupt.” The second uncle glared furiously. “Anyone who hurts my little Bao will be hunte 23.2kReads9.6Score3.6kShelves
44. 44 豪 A Rich Family's Dad Is Doomed from the Start? His Little Girl Hits Back with a Royal Flush! 豪门奶爸开局要挂？奶包她反手一个王炸！ Lord Duomi朵米大人Modern Romance3.7M WordsCompleted Original title: The Underworld King’s Little Darling Is Three and a Half The head of the Huo family, the most powerful family in Huaguo, adopts a little darling. She’s eccentric and adorable, sleeps soundly all day, and is wide awake all night! Everyone wonders if she’s been reincarnated as a night owl. Little Ming: “I’m just adjusting to the time difference. The residents of the underworld are all nocturnal!” Her human dad: “My little girl can sleep whenever she wants!” Heir to a psychic family 7.5kReads9.4Score1.3kShelves
45. 45 奶 My Little Four-and-a-Half-Year-Old: Seven Big Brothers Dote on Me After I Come Down the Mountain 奶包四岁半：下山后七个哥哥团宠我 Golden Cake金糕Modern Romance2.7M WordsCompleted Based on the hit short drama Don't Mess With the Girl With the Baby Bottle, She's Fierce! [Metaphysics + Adorable Kid] Zhouzhou was fated to be short on money. After eating her Taoist temple out of house and home, she was finally kicked down the mountain to beg for food, only to accidentally find herself a permanent meal ticket. After the old Madam Qin adopted little Zhouzhou, she immediately messaged her youngest son: “Look, your daughter!” Qin Lie, who'd become a father out of the blue, replie 14kReads9.4Score1.8kShelves
46. 46 四 Four-Year-Old Darling: One Kick Sends the Villainous Brother Flying 四岁小奶包：一脚踹开反派哥哥 Mu Jin慕堇Modern Romance577k WordsOngoing [Adorable Baby + Beloved by All + Regretful Brothers Chasing Their Sister + Showbiz + Villainous Powerhouse + A Touch of the Supernatural] Zuo Yi was the long-lost biological daughter the Zuo family had finally managed to bring home. Yet her brothers thought she was a scheming little green tea, and bullied her at every turn to protect their precious, pampered Zuo An'an. The little girl didn't mind. She followed her powerful older brothers around like a lovesick puppy. Then one day, the fake heir 315Reads9.4Score100Shelves
47. 47 玄 The Mystic Prodigy Is Only Five and a Half 玄学大佬五岁半 Braised Egg卤蛋了Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Animated Comic Now Available] [Mysticism] [Comedy] [Everyone's Favorite] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Bubbly] The chubby little ghost queen, sweet as milk, ate her way through every ghost on her mountain. Her master said the Gu family's son was frail and likely to attract evil spirits, so she should go down the mountain and cause trouble for someone else. The chubby little dumpling headed down with a huff and a puff. Holding a female ghost's hand with her left, she said in her tiny, sweet voice, 3.2kReads9.4Score430Shelves

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