The Villain's Summoning a God? Good Thing I Know a Little Dark Magic

Name: The Villain's Summoning a God? Good Thing I Know a Little Dark Magic
Author: Deep-Fried Little Fat Bug

反派请神？我刚好会亿点点邪术

by Deep-Fried Little Fat Bug (油炸小肥虫)

Status: Completed
Length: 284k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 5mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Urban fantasy + mysticism + supernatural + feng shui + I Ching fortune-telling + no romance]

Countless viewers in Xu Qingge's livestream were dumbfounded.

“Master, a female ghost keeps trying to seduce me. What if I can't resist?”

“Cut it off!”

“Then what about my happiness?”

“I said I'd solve your problem. I never said I'd take care of your happiness.”

“Master, the girl I arranged to meet is a ghost, and she won't leave me alone. What should I do?”

“I already called to check for you. There haven't been many people trading stocks lately, so the rooftop shouldn't be crowded.”

“You want me to jump?”

“Once you're dead, you'll become a ghost. Will you still be afraid of ghosts? Then, if she keeps bothering you, you can beat her at home!”

“It's against the law to hit people, but there's no law against ghosts fighting ghosts!”

The livestream chat instantly flooded with comments as viewers collectively lost it laughing.

“Help! The master's solutions are always so unexpected!”

“Problem solved, but now you're going to lose your manhood!”

“Fix the symptoms, not the cause? More like cut the root out entirely!”

“Change your name to Xu Qingge, the Heartless Master of the Mortal Realm, healer of every kind of suicidal thought!”

“Is it possible the master is actually the ghost with the least regard for the rules?”

Xu Qingge sat upright before the camera, cool and detached in a plain Daoist robe. He casually rolled a talisman between his fingers, ignoring the wall of wailing comments.

“Any more questions? I only answer questions. No aftercare, and no emotional counseling.”

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