Hilarious Novels with No Romance! No Romance! No Romance! 沙雕文 无CP! 无CP! 无CP!

101 穿 Transmigrate into a Book: No One Understands Arrogance Better Than I Do 穿书之没人能比我更懂嚣张 Chenchen Little Darling晨晨小宝贝Ancient Romance984k WordsCompleted 59.1kReads9.3Score8.6kShelves

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Author, like me, you don't like reading books with CP. This one is so good, I have read it several times.

102 重 Back to the Beginner’s Village? No! I’m Here to Retire! 重回新手村？不！我是来养老的！ Tattered Immortal破烂仙人Ancient Romance3.1M WordsOngoing 8.3kReads9.1Score900Shelves

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Strong female characters, no cp. There is no female rivalry in this movie. Every character in it has a very good image, and the personality is also very full. Many characters are very funny. , All members really stand out. Not bloody, not Mary Sue, no plot to forcibly subdue one's wits. Extremely breast friendly. It's not like favoring the younger junior sister and then asking the boss to contribute in various ways. The embarrassing plot of giving other people's resources to a junior sister with great righteousness and extremely skewed views can be seen digging her toes into the ground. There is absolutely no such plot in this book. They are all already cultivating immortals, so who can make the heroine super powerful and invincible? If you are not a Mary Sue, you will not be cruel, and you will not force your wits. You can enter and compete! !

103 让 We Asked You to Hike Around the World, Not Catch People and Shake Them Down 让你徒步环球，没让你抓人薅羊毛 Update Beast爆更兽Urban2.4M WordsCompleted 5.8kReads5.8Score777Shelves

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The first one is very funny, and the whole life is very good👍🏻 The second one is about an old lady trying to survive in the country, and it is about time travel. The third one is about cultivating immortals, and the content is also very funny [laughs]

105 犯 Shameless, Hilarious, and Unhinged: I'm the Star of the Entertainment World 犯贱沙雕又发癫，娱乐圈里我是天 Lao Ni Hong老猊鸿Modern Romance123k WordsOngoing 12Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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[Please pay attention] [Please pay attention] These books are also very good! ! ! [Please pay attention][Please pay attention] 🐟The first book🐟Lin Sakiquan is transformed into a vicious female supporting character in a bloody novel! Other stars are doing their best on variety shows! She runs! She jumps! Squat! Sweep your legs! Bastard punch! Crawling fast! Thomas' giant slalom! Dark howl! Just don't behave! [Sneaky laugh][Sneaky laugh] 🐟Second book🐟If you don't agree with the wall, just accept Lin Yao. She is the sixth child, or the undefined sixth child. She has taken away all the bamboo shoots on the mountain! Grab the bamboo shoots! [Thinking][thinking]

108 快 Quick Transmigration: The Host Is a Drama Queen With Maxed-Out Combat Power 快穿：宿主戏精且武力值爆表 Dean of the Infinite Imagination Institute脑洞无限大院长Modern Romance600k WordsOngoing 2.9kReads8.7Score288Shelves

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It's so silly, I never know what's going to happen next.

109 满 The Entire Court Is Waiting for Me to Turn Evil 满朝都等本宫黑化 Dan Zong Loves Sweet and Sour Dried Fish爱吃糖醋干鱼的丹宗Ancient Romance338k WordsOngoing —Reads—Score—Shelves

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There is a good balance between sand sculpture and intrigue. On one side, Tie Zhu keeps encouraging big things, and on the other side, the heroine is immersed in checking the account books. The contrast creates interest. The main line of plot is solid and will not become a purely funny novel.

110 开 All Spirit Roots from the Start: I Slept My Way to Invincibility 开局全灵根，我把自己睡成无敌 Ben Zhijie本止戒Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 28.7kReads9.5Score5.1kShelves

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It's both silly and exciting, and the heroines are the kind of people who don't have a man in their hearts and are natural gods with their swords drawn.

111 炮 The Cannon Fodder Awakens, and the Old Foxes Eavesdrop on My Thoughts 炮灰觉醒，老六们偷听我心声 Never Tiring of the Sound声声不倦Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 6.3kReads9.3Score772Shelves

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They are all unfinished stories. Seeing that they all have no cp now, I feel like 2 may have a male protagonist? 1,3 Didn't see it. 1 And 2 are more fun and that's it. Personally, I prefer 3 as I feel the rhythm of 3 is more comfortable.

113 遍 Why Does Everyone Here Know Me? 遍地都是熟人是为什么 Jiang A-Liang姜阿凉Mystery628k WordsOngoing 295Reads—Score103Shelves

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No cp is fun! ! ! ! ! Welcome to watch the unlimited flow of large-scale CP-free group portraits: "Hey teammates, don't leave, I'll kill them", "To deal with outsiders, I'm obedient and I punch my teammates hard", "What brother, everyone here is a younger brother", "I only see the happiness of cheating my teammates" Have you seen the protagonist who turns around and cheats his own people, the protagonist who stabs his friend in the waist after being tricked by his friend, the protagonist who treats his friend as a Japanese after losing his memory? Please see our unlimited streaming of group images without CP

114 师 My Junior Sister Goes Berserk and Gets Rich, Then Reaches Godhood by Courting Death 师妹发癫暴富，作死一路成神 Warm Water Warms Itself温水自温Ancient Romance627k WordsCompleted 144Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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(No cp + group portrait + funny cultivator + strong female) 300 million has arrived and is about to sail away. In the blink of an eye, he is transported through time. Is it the destruction of humanity or the loss of morality? The good news is that if you dress up as a vicious female supporting character who does all kinds of evil, you can wear it back when you are killed. She looked at her subordinates with interest and said, "Dear, I think the sword on your waist is good. Can you stab me?" Subordinate os: Did she order me? When you draw your sword, you have to wipe it on your own neck. Lu Zhezhi stopped him. This subordinate had a problem with his understanding. It doesn't matter, the people who want to kill her can be lined up from Antarctica to the North Pole, and he is not missing. The second man was so beautiful that she decided to wear it back and look for him with this face. She pretended to be teasing, and the second male lead became so angry that he tried to put a protective seal on her. Lu Zhezhi, "..." Is this person a m? In desperation, she slapped the stone and stamped it on the stone. The second male vomited three mouthfuls of blood on the spot, but refused to kill him. Damn it, he was such a muck. The third male was chatting about her boudoir that night, and was moaning before killing her. Lu Zhezhi hit him on the head with a pillow, "The villain dies because he talks too much. If you don't understand, do it quickly." As a result, the third male tried to block the knife from the male protagonist. On the first day of the book, the male protagonist died, but he died because he blocked the knife for me. What? Later, Lu Zhezhi joined the cannon fodder sect that was wiped out by the heroine. The four senior brothers all liked the heroine. They were crazy about love and killed each other because of love. Lu Zhezhi originally wanted to watch them destroy themselves indifferently, but was moved by their true feelings. Senior brother, step back, and junior sister will take you to fly.

115 夺 You Stole My Fate? The Capital’s Heiress Goes on a Rampage to Clean Up the Entertainment Industry 夺我命格？京圈千金发癫整顿内娱 Li Yaoyao梨窈窈Modern Romance578k WordsCompleted 15.7kReads9.4Score2.5kShelves

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They are all ridiculous and funny. The fourth book has a CP.

119 快 The Housekeeper Is Having Another Breakdown in Quick Transmigration 快穿管家又双叒发病了 Kuntukutakatika昆图库塔卡提Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 17.8kReads9.4Score1.8kShelves

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I don't understand how difficult it is to have no cp

120 我 I Carve All Things in the Cultivation World 我在修仙界刻万物 Give Me a Mango给我一个芒果Ancient Romance346k WordsCompleted 56Reads—Score—Shelves

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Here, there is no CP Cultivation Sand Glyph

121 爆 Hilarious Heavenly Court: My Mouth Has Been Blessed 爆笑天庭：我的嘴开过光 Jade Mat and Dawn Breeze玉簟晓风Fantastical Romance378k WordsCompleted 795Reads5.8Score103Shelves

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Li Luochan, Gu Niannian, Nezha, a crow's mouth is easy to talk to, a background that reaches the sky, a voice that speaks out and everyone eats melon, and a sister-protecting fanatic, absolutely beautiful, the author's writing is great, highly recommended!

122 全 A Goofy Crew: The Sect System Makes Me Save the Villain 全员沙雕：宗门系统让我拯救反派 Qi Zi其紫Ancient Romance250k WordsCompleted 729Reads8.2Score107Shelves

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It's finished. Let's take a look. It's pretty good.

123 叫 I Told You to Take the Throne, Not Conquer the Whole Galaxy 叫你继位，没让你创翻星际 If I Do Not Leave若不辞Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 104.3kReads9.5Score21.1kShelves

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🔥This group portrait-free novel is very interesting, funny and hot-blooded, the characters have distinct personalities, flesh and blood, the heroine is super funny, escapes from the sand, does not play according to the routine, and makes crazy progress with the teammates, cheating and helping each other, hahaha!

124 全 My Whole Family Hears My Thoughts, While I Just Focus on Drinking Milk 全家偷听我心声我负责吃奶 Xia Shengsheng夏声声Ancient Romance2.1M WordsCompleted 19.5kReads5.8Score3.7kShelves

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The first book: Qiaoqiao, who was brought by heaven to save the world, was hailed as the light of righteousness by the world of cultivation, but she herself said: "Sure enough, the good-for-nothing Paramecium is more suitable for me..." The second book: The scumbag father has an extramarital affair, the eldest brother will be bullied in the future, the second brother is not kind to others, and the third brother is ignorant and incompetent, he will be miserable in the future. Lying in his swaddling clothes, Chaoqiao complained in his heart, but he didn't expect that these thoughts were listened to by his mother and brothers.

126 小 Little Junior Sister Sobs and Pouts, Yet One Sword Destroys Heaven and Earth 小师妹哭哭唧唧，但一剑毁天灭地 Wei Xiaoxi未小兮Ancient Romance3.5M WordsCompleted 376.4kReads9.6Score42.8kShelves

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Hahaha, keep them! Super funny! ! [Send heart][Send heart]

127 我 My Dad's Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 我爸那笑死人的沙雕爱情 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted 69.7kReads9.6Score646Shelves

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Funny no cp

129 全 Beast Taming for All: This Beast Tamer Is Just a Little Too Ferocious 全民御兽，这个御兽师有亿点生猛 Tutu Rabbit涂涂兔Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted 824Reads7.0Score115Shelves

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I am shameless and can criticize myself as much as I want [laughing awkwardly][laughing awkwardly]

130 沙 The Goofy Ancestor Returns to Reclaim Her Good-for-Nothing Children 沙雕老祖出关后在线回收废物子女 My Name Is Huang Yougeng我叫黄有梗Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted 4.7kReads8.9Score475Shelves

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The first book is about a second-generation repairman from a very wealthy family who wants to be a wet nurse, but the poisonous milk is super powerful and versatile. It is very funny.

132 摊 Fine, I'll Come Clean: As the Spirit of the World, I Just Want to Take It Easy 摊牌了，身为世界之灵我只想摆烂 Cai Cai Rabbit菜菜兔Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 64Reads—Score—Shelves

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A funny book about cultivating immortals. The mother is also a time traveler, the father is the master of the sect, and the heroine is a funny charlatan. Although it is a new book, I suggest everyone who is short of books to read it.

133 癫 Mad, All of You, Mad. Being a Little Mad Is Good! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted 460.3kReads9.8Score57.9kShelves

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1.2.3.4 Has no CP, 5.6.7.8 Has CP

137 玄 The Good-for-Nothing Metaphysics Expert Can Raise Dragons 玄学废柴她养龙哎 Zhuozhuo着着Modern Romance349k WordsOngoing 33Reads6.6Score—Shelves

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It's all nonsense and no CP, it's a funny article

141 吕 Lu Bu's Strength Doubles. So What If His Intelligence Drops a Little? 吕布武力翻倍，智商降低点又如何 Take a Couple of Walks溜达两圈Historical1.2M WordsCompleted 2.1kReads6.3Score132Shelves

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It's called the Three Kingdoms, I don't know if I like it.

142 穿 Reborn as a Villainess, I Spend Every Day Assassinating the Protagonist's Crew 穿成恶女后，每天都在暗杀主角团 Chao Lianyun巢怜云Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted 29.2kReads9.2Score4kShelves

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Funny, but a little bit cruel

143 快 Quick Transmigration: A Cannon Fodder in High-Risk Jobs 快穿之高危职业炮灰 Snowfield Phantom雪地幽灵Ancient Romance1.8M WordsCompleted 1.5kReads8.9Score192Shelves

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The author recommends himself. Come and take a look. Don't miss it if you pass by.

145 师 After My Master Gave Up, the Entire Sect Became Invincible 师尊摆烂后，全宗门都无敌了 If the Sky Is Clear若是晴空Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 7.1kReads9.2Score819Shelves

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The group portraits have a bit of a daily feel, and I prefer these days of slow and steady flow. It's not finished yet, I don't know if it will collapse in the future.

146 她 She Only Wanted to Teach for a Living, but Every Student Turned Out to Be a Competition Maniac 她只想教书糊口，弟子却全是卷王 Blue Sky over Mountains and Rivers山水蔚蓝天Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 23.5kReads9.5Score3.4kShelves

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This one! ! Highly recommended! ! ! !

147 吗 Teacher Malou Surfs the Web at 8G Speed and Goes Wild Like a God 吗喽老师8g冲浪，发癫似神仙 Bring Me a Vat of Luosifen来一缸螺蛳粉Modern Romance258k WordsCompleted 296Reads—Score—Shelves

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The article about epilepsy is so good hahaha 48

148 我 I’ve Already Got No Manners, So Why Should I Let You Have Your Way? 我都没素质了，你让让我怎么了？ Jiang Yuyi江余一Modern Romance253k WordsCompleted 6.9kReads9.2Score781Shelves

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I have read them all, they are really good to watch, they are all single female protagonists without CP, the first one is about traveling through the book and becoming the villain and starting to go crazy, the second one is about traveling through the book in reverse, and the third and fourth ones are all the same quick time travel [blowing kiss]