I Have Corn Syndrome, and My Funny-Book Taste Is Unmatched. If You Disagree, Bring It On 🧐 本人有玉米症，搞笑书以无神作，不服来战🧐

1. 51 鬼 The Ghost's Knocking Was So Loud, the Neighbors Came Over to Beat Me Up 鬼敲门声音太大竟引来邻居毒打 Fleece-Lined Long Johns秋裤加绒Mystery542k WordsCompleted Hear a ghost knocking on your door at night? Don't panic. Call the neighbors and ask them to come claim the “takeout.” Run into a vengeful ghost demanding blood money at a crossroads? Just drop the cash into the Buddha's merit box. A Ghost King disguises himself as a delivery guy and kills people at random. Who knew the delivery would be to the place where the patriarch of Longhu Mountain was in seclusion? After transmigrating to a supernatural world, Li Yi awakened the Unconventional Celestial 10.2kReads9.2Score722Shelves

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   There are tangerines, their green groves remaining even in winter. Is it merely due to the warm climate? They possess a heart that withstands the cold. They could be offered to distinguished guests, but alas, obstacles abound. Fate is determined by what one encounters; its cycle is unpredictable. To speak of planting peaches and plums is futile; does this tree not also provide shade? [Awkward laugh]

2. 52 开 Serving Poisonous Chicken Soup on Livestream from the Start, I Almost Made the Audience Die Laughing 开局直播毒鸡汤，差点笑死观众 Blending Into the Dust浑光同尘Urban2.3M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + Comedy + Everyday Life + “Healing” + Wild Card + Reclusive Oddball] Wang Shifeng transmigrated to a world where depression was rampant under relentless pressure. Naturally kind-hearted, he decided to heal this miserable world with his own optimism and humor. To a fan who was frustrated with life, he offered this heartfelt advice: “Hang in there. Once you're done suffering in this life, you can start suffering in the next!” To fans afraid of being crushed by the rat race, he eager 13kReads8.9Score838Shelves
3. 53 我 I Get Stronger Whenever I'm Called On 我被点名就变强 Gray Tracks灰色轨迹Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Comedy + scheming + tycoon] One day, the rebellious Fang Qimai got a special System. Whenever someone called on him, he could receive a reward from them. Ding! Your math teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering Olympiad Math. Ding! Your rich classmate called on you. Character unlocked: Billionaire Dad. Ding! Your PE teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering English Grammar. Wait a minute... Did something weird just sneak in there...? 15.8kReads9.2Score1.5kShelves
4. 54 怼 Insulting People Makes Me Stronger 怼人就能变强 Rich Young Master from a Poor Family寒门阔少Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Unbeatable Tycoon + Hilarious Comedy, Wildly Satisfying and Sharp!] The protagonist receives the “Sharp-Tongued Tycoon System.” He speaks his mind and stands up for what's right, tearing into everything he can't stand! With the light of righteousness on his side, he becomes the richest person in the world! 3.2kReads8.8Score382Shelves
5. 55 我 I'm a Goofball, So Being a Little Invincible Is Totally Reasonable 我一个沙雕无敌亿点很合理吧 Two Taels of Wine a Day一天二两酒Urban1.5M WordsCompleted Top rich kid Lin Bei becomes intellectually disabled after a car accident, commonly known as an idiot. At the same time, the world undergoes a global upheaval: demons and monsters return, and danger keeps closing in. Lin Bei: You don’t actually think I’m a moron, do you? [Ding! System warning: Host, please don’t use your mental impairment as an excuse to do whatever you want…] 27.8kReads9.3Score3.7kShelves
6. 56 烟EN Misty Rain Tower 烟雨楼 A Night of Misty Rain一夕烟雨Eastern Fantasy9.5M WordsOngoing [The print edition is now available nationwide at all major retailers] "Traditional xuanhuan" "No harem" In the land of Jiuzhou stands a tower called the Misty Rain Tower. Its master, Li Qingzhi, is hailed as a peerless prodigy, holding life and death in his hands beneath the cover of night. Yet what the world doesn’t know is that someone else stands behind the Misty Rain Tower, its true founder. Using the guise of a spoiled young master as cover, he manipulates the winds and clouds and plots ac 868.8kReads9.6Score66.1kShelves

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   I felt completely unmoved, and even had a slight craving for fried chicken, tofu, spicy hot pot, hot and sour noodles, lean meatballs, chocolate, pudding, kimchi, grilled meat, gluten, duck neck...

7. 57 女 Matriarchy: I Transmigrate into a Book and Become a Male Villain 女尊：穿书变成男反派 It's Huan, Not Huan是桓不是嬛Urban345k WordsOngoing [Female-dominant world! Female-dominant world! Female-dominant world! Important things must be said three times!] [This setting combines several mindless overpowered male-lead novels. Don't read if that's not your thing!] Huo Lin was a carefree little canary, until one day he started dreaming about strange memories. His life changed along with them, and afterward he encountered all sorts of strange people… A landlady willing to rent him a place for next to nothing. A woman at a bar who chased 589Reads6.3Score—Shelves
8. 58 仗 Sword in Hand, Wine in Tow, a Dashing Wanderer 仗剑，载酒，惊鸿客 Sweet Potato Monster红薯怪Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [Prodigy + no System + Swordsmanship + Lighthearted + Immortality] The fake prodigy: “Life and death don’t matter. If you’ve got a problem, fight me.” The real prodigy: “I want to draw my sword.” “No, you don’t,” said the leaders of the Daoist sects, the Buddhist Venerable, and the Demon Cult Master, trying to talk him down. Across this vast and boundless land, who will determine its fate? I have a sword, its white blade stained red by the mortal world. A vast and magnificent sky stretches a 17kReads8.2Score1.5kShelves
9. 59 想 I Wanted to Learn the Boy’s Art, but My Master Taught Me the Art of Dual Cultivation 想学童子功，师父教我合欢术 Playing with Flames of War戏烽火Eastern Fantasy102k WordsOngoing [Light mystery + humor + you know what we mean] One day, Yang Han went to his beautiful female master and asked in confusion, “Master, whenever I see a pretty girl, I get restless and my whole body feels hot. Is it because my talent is mediocre and I can’t grasp the essence of the Virgin Boy technique?” Standing with her hands behind her back, his master answered solemnly, “Han, this proves you have extraordinary talent and are perfectly suited to cultivating our sect’s Dual Cultivation... ahem. —Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 60 四 Siheyuan: I Steal Qin Huairu's Heart 四合院从截胡秦淮茹开始 Bai Xiaoya白小丫Urban499k WordsOngoing [Snatching the opportunity + System + wish fulfillment + period setting] After an accident, Xue Pengfei transmigrates to 1953 and into Love in the Courtyard. Not only does he successfully get to Qin Huairu first, he also makes sure Jia Dongxu marries someone else. That one successful move completely changes the course of life for Xue Pengfei and the Jia family. Thanks to Qin Huairu, Xue Pengfei becomes the kind of man who wouldn’t even bother to set a fallen soy sauce bottle upright. Meanwhile, —Reads—Score—Shelves

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