Any Cultivation Stories About Slacking Off or Rat Race Culture? Make Them Funny!!! 😘 有木有修仙文，摆烂/内卷，搞笑的！！！😘

1. 51 你 You're Sick? I've Got Medicine 你有病？我有药啊 Jiang Jiang cei姜姜ceiAncient Romance83k WordsOngoing Preparing for a major rewrite. I’m stockpiling chapters before the review period and fleshing out some new ideas, so updates are temporarily on hold. [Slow-Paced Cultivation and Growth] + [Farming System] + [A Little Hammy and Goofy] + [Transmigration] + [Ensemble Cast] Open ending, with extras. All male characters are faithful. The art of alchemy has fallen into decline, and spirit plants have vanished. One day, Jiang Lai transmigrates into a cultivation world. Bound to a pastoral System, she m —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Slightly wavy, slightly silly, female protagonist with a growth arc, slow progression through cultivation.

2. 52 仙 Who Stands at the Peak of the Immortal Path? One Look at This Fool, and the Dao Is Lost 仙路尽头谁为峰，一见沙雕道成空 Qingyun Temple青云刹Eastern Fantasy410k WordsCompleted [Invincible protagonist + hilarious xianxia + wonderfully bizarre ideas + one heroine + nonstop thrills] Chen Changsheng is an unparalleled genius determined to become “the most respectable person in the Immortal Realm.” Unfortunately, his talent is too great and he ascended too early, so his values never caught up with his cultivation. While others cultivate immortality by meditating on the Dao, scheming against one another, and fighting over opportunities, he studies how to use immortal arts t —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   This book is hilarious, with a whole bunch of outrageous antics to come! [Laughing emoji][adding to bookshelf][already added to wishlist] The protagonist, Chen Changsheng, turns the Immortal Realm into a "comedy comedy" spectacle! While others cultivate immortality by meditating and scheming for opportunities, he cultivates by researching immortal techniques to roast chicken, playing mahjong with magical artifacts, and even becoming sworn brothers with the Celestial Hound! Watching him ascend is like watching a plane crash, using the Southern Heavenly Gate as a trampoline, helping the King of Hell optimize the "user experience" of Hell, tying a bow on the Red Thread of Fate... His strength is heaven-defying, yet his mind is full of outrageous antics, causing chaos throughout the Three Realms, and even his romance is tinged with silliness! The plot is quirky and the jokes are so dense they're like a downpour; you'll laugh until you're breathless after just one chapter! A must-read for anyone looking for something to read, this overwhelming joy must be shared! #Xianxia #SillyNovel #HappyCultivation

3. 53 说 We Agreed to Lie Flat and Be Slackers, So Why Are They All Freaks? 说好躺平当混子，结果各个是妖孽 Fierce Woolly Old Sheep暴毛老绵羊Eastern Fantasy73k WordsOngoing Title: The Strongest Layabout Team of All Time Gu Chengxiao is reborn in the fantasy world of Qianyuan Continent, in a tiny sect. The sect has an interesting name: the Layabout Sect. Just as its name suggests, everyone in the Layabout Sect is idle and good for nothing. And he becomes the hope of the entire sect. After all, every member is a layabout, each lazier than the last, and they are all counting on him to make something of himself. His master gave him this name in the hope that he would a —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Let me recommend myself: [This story is a bit slow-paced, focusing on an ensemble cast, hilarious, and action-packed adventure.] The entire sect, including the sect leader and an old yellow dog, consists of only seven people and one dog. The protagonist initially thought the entire sect was full of lazy bums, but after the gatekeeper dog swallowed the moon whole, he discovered that everyone in the sect was a powerhouse. The eldest sister is a reincarnated empress, the second sister is a pioneer in body refinement, the third brother is a master swordsman, the fourth brother is a chosen one, the youngest sister even possesses a system, and the master is a terrifying being. The entire sect is full of monstrous geniuses. They agreed to be lazy and easygoing, but they turned out to be geniuses among geniuses. Fortunately, he's not bad either. One can pretend to be weak, but one can't actually be weak!

4. 54 爆 Hilarious Cultivation: I Have a Bizarre Immortal Art 爆笑修仙我有奇葩仙法 Yi Qingcheng易倾城Eastern Fantasy137k WordsOngoing Li Ergou is a hapless man in the modern world. After a string of misfortunes, he is struck by lightning and transmigrates to a cultivation world, where he becomes the son of a wealthy family. In this wondrous world, he embarks on a cultivation journey full of laughs and surprises. His eccentric master teaches him bizarre cultivation methods, like practicing by chasing chickens. His unique magical treasure is a frying pan, and his spells always go wrong. He makes a fool of himself at the cultivat —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   A hilarious cultivation journey that will make you laugh until your stomach hurts.

5. 55 修 Cultivation: I Just Want to Slack Off, So How Did I Become Invincible? 修仙：我只想摆烂，怎么就无敌了 A Passing Breeze偶然的风Eastern Fantasy114k WordsOngoing [Slacker protagonist] [System] [Misunderstandings and accidental showing off] [Funny Cultivation] [Forced to be invincible] [Anti-overwork] [Epic scenes fueled by others’ imaginations] [Satisfying read] In his previous life, Li Xianyu was a 996 office drone who worked himself to death in a cubicle. After he transmigrates to a Cultivation world consumed by cutthroat competition, he becomes a good-for-nothing outer disciple of the Qingyun Sect who hasn’t advanced in two years. He has just three da —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   [The "Lame-Up" trope][System][Misunderstanding and Show-Off][Humorous Cultivation][Forced Invincibility][Anti-Involution][Imagining Famous Scenes][Satisfying Read] In his previous life, Li Xianyu, a 996 office worker, died from exhaustion in his cubicle and transmigrated to the extremely competitive cultivation world, becoming a useless outer disciple of the Qingyun Sect who hadn't made a breakthrough in two years, with only three days left before being expelled. After awakening the [Simple Great Dao · Lame-Up System], he discovered that the rules defied common sense: sleeping equals deep seclusion, daydreaming triggers enlightenment, and the moment he has the thought of "effort," his cultivation immediately regresses. So, he spread out a mat and fell asleep in front of everyone during the grand exam, directly breaking through to the third level of Qi Refining, shocking the entire sect. Afterwards, he roasted sweet potatoes and produced top-grade pills, comprehended the sword intent of no moves while yawning, went on stage to admit defeat and caused his opponent to suffer a qi deviation, and even had an ancient divine beast offer up its inheritance while he was sleeping in the back mountain—every instance of "lazy-up" was imagined by elders and disciples as the work of an unfathomable master. When the cultivation world was on the verge of collapse due to the imbalance of Heavenly Dao energy caused by the intense competition among all cultivators, all the patriarchs emerged from seclusion to try to turn the tide but failed one after another. Everyone pinned their last hope on Li Xianyu—facing the cataclysmic tribulation, he took out a reclining chair and entered a deep sleep. The system judged it as "ultimate slacking off," directly assimilating the Heavenly Dao and fixing the world's bugs. From then on, the cultivation world no longer asked "Have you broken through yet?" But instead asked "Have you had enough of lying down today?"

6. 56 修 Cultivation World: I Became a Three Realms Big Shot by Slacking Off 修仙界：我靠摸鱼躺成三界大佬 A Salted Fish Struggling to Make a Point意图挣扎的咸鱼Xianxia384k WordsOngoing Reborn in the cultivation world, Lin Xiaoman becomes the weakest unaffiliated cultivator in Qingyue Province, with a mixed spiritual root. She plans to slack off and while away her life, but unexpectedly activates the Slacker's Enlightenment System! The more she lies flat, the faster her cultivation rises. Deliberate cultivation, on the other hand, leaves her stuck in place. Sunbathing in spiritual sunlight and snacking on spirit fruit boost her cultivation; chatting in the spirit herb garden so —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Non-competitive daily tourism

7. 57 让 I Sent You to Cultivate, So Why Are You Wholesaling Pills by the Ton? 让你去修仙，你把丹药按吨批发？ Ji Xin Who Likes the Rare Orchid喜欢独花兰的纪欣Eastern Fantasy57k WordsOngoing Let's start with the conclusion: Alchemists in the cultivation world are all country bumpkins! The good news: Lu Ren has mastered industrial-scale pill refining, with a hundred percent yield. The bad news: The modern world has no spiritual energy, so he has to plunder the cultivation world like crazy. —Reads—Score—Shelves

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