I Want a Funny Story. Don’t Recommend Cringey Books That Feel Awkward Just Looking at Them. 我想看搞笑文,别瞎推那种看起来就特别尴尬的书。
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You Said We’d Focus on Technology, Yet You’ve Been Secretly Raising Dragons 说好拼科技,你们居然偷偷养龙
Qin Shi transmigrated into a dragon and handed himself over to the government so he could make a living. Just then, a secret realm appeared beyond the heavens, and the consciousness of Blue Star manifested, calling on every nation to explore it. Countries raced to develop high-tech weapons, while the Dragon Kingdom poured its resources into raising a dragon. On the day the secret realm opened, the other countries sent out high-tech weapons, including steel mechs, super soldiers, intelligent mach
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Divine Power Meatballs 神通丸子
[Sharp-tongued + scheming + ruthless + evil in the right way] Bai Xiaoyu, nicknamed the Zuan Pianist. To unlock the Thirty-Six Heavenly Transformations, he needs to absorb other people’s anger, so he takes to trolling people online. He spent ten years in the Zuan battlefield, once taking on a hundred people online at the same time without losing ground. An unbelievable record for Zuan: both his parents are still alive after ten years. Confronted by a female ghost who turned into one after dying
28kReads8.0Score5.3kShelves
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I Entered a Female-Oriented Novel to Set the City’s Deranged CEOs Straight 穿进女频,整顿满城发癫霸总
Gu Tinglan transmigrates into the body of a young heir to a trillion-yuan financial empire. Before he can even celebrate, he discovers he's kneeling in a downpour, begging the innocent-looking heroine to forgive him. Even more absurdly, the CEOs in this city are all a little unhinged. The business-warfare king next door has a female college student pinned against the wall, kissing her; The financial tycoon across the street is red-eyed, roaring, “The sky's gone cold. The Wang family is finished!
2.1kReads—Score150Shelves
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Carefree Immortal: After Descending to the Mortal Realm, I Ascended by Scrounging Meals 逍遥仙:下凡后,我靠蹭饭飞升了
Carefree Immortal: After Descending to the Mortal Realm, I Ascended by Scoring Free Meals
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Gold Grows from Fertile Soil: He Returns to the Countryside 沃土生金:禾归乡野
Golden Harvests from Fertile Soil: Grain Returns to the Countryside
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Kamen Rider Geats: So Many Homages, the Comment Section Is Going Wild 极狐:致敬过多,弹幕网友乐疯了
[A mix of Kamen Rider tributes. Am I just a Kamen Rider who likes paying tribute? The early story follows the Geats plot somewhat awkwardly, but gradually goes off the rails. No romance, just fun and memes. The characters mentioned in the blurb start appearing after Chapter 25.] After clearing the Naruto world, Namikaze Hega transmigrated once again, this time to the world of Kamen Rider Geats. With a lottery machine in hand, Namikaze Hega became a total prankster, driving a truck and shouting,
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You Sent Me to Be Your Cultivation Furnace. Now You Regret It? 把我送去做炉鼎,现在你后悔了?
Wang Ritian was originally a cultivator with five spiritual roots. His clan believed he had no hope of advancing, so they sent him to a witch's home to serve as her cultivation furnace. Later, he awakened an against-heaven talent, and the clan's cultivators regretted their decision bitterly. They begged him on their knees to return to the clan! Wang Ritian simply said, "You only know to turn around after you've banged your head against a wall, and only know to wipe your nose when the snot reache
3.6kReads8.6Score368Shelves
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I Became Fahai and Discovered Bai Suzhen Was My Ex-Girlfriend 穿成法海,发现白素贞是我前女友
I Transmigrated as Fahai and Discovered That Bai Suzhen Was My Ex-Girlfriend
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Unorthodox Martial Arts: I Sweep Aside Fierce Beasts with Ridiculous Tricks 整活武道:我靠骚操作横扫凶兽
Martial Arts Mayhem: I Sweep Aside Ferocious Beasts with Outrageous Tricks
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The Witch Initiated Me from the Start, So I Applied to Become Her Cultivation Cauldron 开局被魔女开光,我申请成为炉鼎
A new work is here! You can read my stories on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy them. Your support is what keeps me writing, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well!
13.1kReads8.8Score1.3kShelves
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The All-Purpose Caretaker of Quick Transmigration 快穿之全能管家
No female lead + no CP + absurd comedy There aren't two male leads. I tagged it wrong, and now I can't delete the tag! (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ) Shen Mingxuan is one of the rising stars in the primary System space of the World Sea. After reaching his mission goal, he successfully qualifies to apply for a companion System. So he binds himself to the “All-Purpose Butler System.” It's a new System, and it comes with character templates as plug-ins. Shen Mingxuan has to complete his missions while following each cha
17.3kReads9.4Score1.9kShelves
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The Unluckiest Young Master in the Great Song Dynasty 大宋第一倒霉少爷
The Song Dynasty's Unluckiest Young Master
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The Supernatural Constable Gu Tiandao 灵异捕快古天刀
The winding smoke of everyday life rises through the city's urban villages, concealing countless human joys and sorrows, while wronged spirits of the dead roam the streets. Gu Tiandao, a food delivery rider, unexpectedly gains the ability to communicate with spirits and ends up moonlighting as a paranormal detective. He has to keep up with the rent, deliver food, and put up with his station manager exploiting him, all while handling one bizarre case after another: unjustly dead spirits, lingeri
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Kill That Tomato Writer 杀死那个番茄作家
[Many years later, facing the firing squad, Kareni Na Ka will recall the afternoon when I dragged him into the book.] “Can I really write the blurb like this...?” “Tsk, I’m imitating One Hundred Years of Solitude.” “Who even reads One Hundred Years of Solitude these days? Do you read it?” “Then... should we change it?” “Never mind, let’s keep it. Nobody reads blurbs anyway.”
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Quick Transmigration: My Eccentric, Shameless Host 快穿:我那画风奇特的缺德宿主
Male protagonist, no heroine + no CP + silly comedy The author thinks this story needs another title: The Author and His Rebellious Readers This is the journey of a max-level human. The first story may not be handled very well, so feel free to start with the second. I didn’t outline the first story properly, so it ended up a little rushed. Please take my advice, darlings!!! World One Not all parents treat their children fairly: Genius Training System (complete). Skip this world, please! I’m begg
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Warlord of a Chaotic Era: I, Yang Zhong, Lay the Foundation for Sui's Eternal Empire 乱世战神:我,杨忠,奠基大隋万古江山
War-Torn Era’s War God: I, Yang Zhong, Laid the Foundation for the Sui Dynasty’s Eternal Reign
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Wrongfully Imprisoned for Five Years, the Business World's Disowned Son Returns in Triumph 蒙冤五载,商界弃子强势归来
Falsely Accused for Five Years, the Business World's Castoff Returns in Force
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An S-Rank Horror from the Start, but They Give Me a C-Rank Talent? 开局S级怪谈,但给我C级天赋?
[No Female Lead + Endless Twists + Wild Ideas and Clever Logic + Mild Horror + Protagonist and Villains Are Both Smart] [This is absolutely not a mindless power fantasy. If you don't like the first instance, go ahead and curse me out.] [This isn't a traditional rule-based horror story. The horrors can think and are intelligent, so readers who prefer traditional rule-based horror should steer clear.] Horrors run rampant, and strange tales are everywhere. Beneath every shadow may lurk an unknown t
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After Our Wedding-Night Divorce, the God of War Prince Goes Mad Chasing Me 新婚夜和离后,战神王爷追疯了
[Hilarious power fantasy + ancient setting + transmigration + romance + sweet doting love + pocket dimension + both reborn + cultivation] Special agent Chu Zhaoning transmigrates, and things get downright absurd! Before she can even open her eyes, a masked bastard ambushes her from behind. She flies into a rage, and the consequences are serious. Without another word, she unleashes the secret move she has treasured for years: tickling his armpits. But the bastard is no pushover! Chu Zhaoning give
8.6kReads8.4Score996Shelves
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Guess What? She Really Does Have Two Axes! 没想到吧?她还真有两把斧子!
[A cast full of lovable weirdos + the male lead falling for her on his own + an outrageously powerful heroine + male lead reborn + heroine transmigrates + lighthearted laughs + a true-love romantic + super-sweet everyday romance] Shen Xiaoxi had just won a million yuan when she got hit by a car? When she woke up, she found she had transmigrated and become a poor country girl with nothing to her name, constantly bullied by everyone? Never mind, her unhinged antics would carry on as usual!!! Whoev
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No More Meetings at the Magpie Bridge: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl Are Selling Riverside Apartments in Heaven 鹊桥别相会了,牛郎织女去天庭卖银河江景房
No more meeting at the Magpie Bridge: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl head to Heaven to sell Milky Way-view apartments
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The Mad Consort by Proxy: Prince, I Hope You're Well 《替嫁疯妃,王爷别来无恙》
My Replacement Bride Is a Madwoman, Stay Away, Prince!
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Don’t Laugh, Little Junior Sister Is Obviously Very Serious! 不要笑,小师妹明明超正经的!
[No romance, female-led] [Ensemble cultivation] [Lighthearted comedy] [Eldritch creatures] [Greatsword] [Lightning spirit root] After getting hit by her teacher’s eraser for eating spicy strips in class, Qin Liuyi transmigrates into a book as a nobody who spends every day chopping wood and cooking in the female lead’s backyard. At long last, she makes it to the ending: the female lead hangs herself to make the male lead regret everything. Qin Liuyi packs her little bundle. “It’s the ending. Time
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With the Tyrant’s Mind-Reading Ability, I’m Slaying My Way Through the Imperial Palace 有了暴君读心术,我在皇宫杀疯了
[Hilarious Transmigration + Historical Romance + Mind Reading + Pocket Space with a Spirit Spring + Healing a Yandere + Palace Intrigue and Power Struggles + Sweet, Devoted Romance + Medical Skills] Modern miracle doctor Ye Li dies suddenly and transmigrates, becoming the neglected consort of a deranged tyrant. The tyrant is a madman, a complete lunatic, and every night he goes on a killing spree. The original heroine is blinded by love and gullibly trusts Prince Jin's vows. She helps him kill t
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I'm Dead! Bajie Works with His Old Flame at Huaguoshan Tourism 笑死!八戒在花果山文旅和旧情人上班
I’m dead! Bajie is working at Huaguoshan Tourist Resort with his old flame.
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Unofficial Tales of the Journey to the West 西游野史。
Unofficial History of Journey to the West
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Martial Arts Recovery System 武道回收系统
Martial Arts Reclamation System
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Quick Transmigration: The Honest Female Lead Isn’t So Honest 快穿之老实人女配不老实
Ji Chaoxi was an extremely honest person. That was the System’s first impression of her. When she saw the System staring at her, Ji Chaoxi managed a smile. It made her look even more honest... The System frowned hard and eyed her suspiciously. “Can you really complete the mission?” The System eyed the villainous résumé Ji Chaoxi handed over, full of doubt. Its senior had once told it that many of today’s Hosts were only half-competent, and their résumés were often at least a little fabricated. I
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After Becoming Muzan, Everyone Thinks I’m Strong 穿成无惨后,大家都觉得我很强
(No CP. The protagonist comes from a tragic parallel world and isn't a good person. See the author's note in Chapter One for specific content warnings.) Wu Can was an ordinary office worker who enjoyed sitting in the sun and drinking tea in his free time. But then he transmigrates, and Wu Can becomes Wucan. Not only is he now a demon king who can no longer go out in the sun, there's also a red-haired swordsman standing in front of him, asking, “What does life mean to you?” It's precious, bro. In
9.8kReads8.3Score913Shelves
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Shattered to Pieces, I Took Control of the Universe 被整稀碎后,我掌控宇宙
Every organ in your body can be replaced. All you need to keep is a mouth to eat with! Shi Jin, an esper, is persecuted by the city lord and forced to flee for his life! If only someone would grant me two mu of good farmland. How could I possibly take control of the universe and rule over all beings? If you don't laugh until you cry after reading this book, I'll say you're one tough kid! One update a day is normal; two a day means inspiration is overflowing; three a day can only mean Great-Grand
502Reads8.6Score107Shelves
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In the Name of Newton, I’ll Teach the Witches 以牛顿之名,教培魔女
[Scientific Magic] [Fantasy-World Tutoring] [Hilarious Contrast] [Witch Training] After transmigrating to a magical continent, he had no magic power and no System. Other people chanted spells to cast forbidden magic. Niu Zida relied on... Newton. He firmly believed that the magic in this world was nothing more than phenomena science had yet to explain. So he founded the continent’s first scientific religion: the Niuzi Faith. “Mages? They’re just people who haven’t studied physics.” “Forbidden sp
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The Pig Who Couldn’t Escape Gao Laozhuang: Bajie Works Like a Beast at Gao Laozhuang 逃不出高老庄的猪,八戒在高老庄当牛马
The pig who can't escape Gao Laozhuang: Bajie works like a beast of burden at Gao Laozhuang
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My Son Likes to Joke Around with Me. I Laughed, but He Ended Up in Tears 儿子喜欢和我开玩笑,我笑了,他却哭惨了
My son likes to joke around with me. I laughed, and then he cried his eyes out
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They Stole My Family Home. I Awakened a Truth-Telling System and Gave Those Ungrateful Wretches a Thorough Face-Slapping 老宅被抢,我觉醒真话系统,狠狠打脸白眼狼
My Ancestral Home Was Seized, So I Awakened a Truth-Telling System and Gave the Ungrateful Backstabbers a Thorough Face-Slapping
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The System Bound the Wrong Person, Forcing a Side Character to Follow the Protagonist's Script 系统绑错人,龙套被迫走主角剧本
After transmigrating to the world of cultivation for eighteen years, Long Tao had accepted his fate and was ready to lie flat. Then, at long last, a System suddenly appeared! But instead of getting the treatment reserved for a protagonist, he got… “Binding error. Host is not the chosen one. Your luck is too low to unlock the shop.” “Unbinding is impossible. Host must complete System missions in place of the chosen one, then hand over any opportunities and rewards obtained along the way. Mission
109kReads8.7Score10.3kShelves
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The Lunatic Novel's Cannon-Fodder Villainess Tore Up the Script 癫文炮灰女配手撕了剧本
[Transmigration into a Book + Ultra-Sweet One-on-One Romance + Showbiz + Face-Slapping + Absurdist Humor + Both Pure and Faithful] [A powerful, absurdist girl who always says exactly what she thinks × a cold-on-the-outside, dark-on-the-inside film emperor with a delightfully unhinged mindset] After cursing the author as a lunatic, Yin Shuwei found herself transmigrated into a deranged romance novel as the cannon-fodder wife of the second male lead. In the original plot, her husband would be houn
7.8kReads9.2Score1.3kShelves
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Transmigrating Through Thirty Years of the 1960s 穿越六零三十年
[Period] [Transmigration] [Space] [Reborn] [Educated Youth] [A Light Ensemble Cast] [Building Wealth] [The 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s] Chen Xi, the heroine, is transported to the 1960s by a silver-white dragon-and-phoenix ring. She becomes a ten-year-old girl with the same name, and her dream comes true: she gains an enormous space for farming and raising livestock. Blinded by a handsome face, she even takes in the gorgeous Chu Xuan. The only thing she regrets is giving him too much spirit spring w
13.7kReads8.9Score1.1kShelves
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Don't Lie Flat on the Path to Buddhahood! Zhu Bajie Helps the Great Sage Open a Huaguoshan Tourism Company 成佛别躺平!猪八戒帮大圣开个花果山旅游公司
Don't Lie Flat on the Road to Buddhahood! Zhu Bajie Helps the Great Sage Start a Huaguo Mountain Tourism Company
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I Use the More Children, More Blessings System to Save the World 我用多子多福系统拯救世界
I Use the More Children, More Blessings System to Save the World
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Great Qin: The Heroic Ruler Arrives 大秦:雄主临世
Great Qin: The Heroic Ruler Takes the Stage
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A Sacred Land's Daoist Heir from the Start, and You Want Me to Follow the Trash Talent Route? 开局圣地道子,你让我走废材流?
(Cultivation prodigy, decisive and ruthless, lighthearted, System, play the pig to eat the tiger, master of bullying the weak, fishing expert, multiple women) After transmigrating to a xianxia world, Qi Yuan never awakened a golden finger, but everything still went smoothly for him. He established his foundation in one year and formed his core in three. His peerless talent caused a sensation at the Taixuan Sacred Land, and he became its Daoist Heir at a young age, enjoying lofty status and unpar
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The D-List Cannon Fodder's Conquest Guide 十八线炮灰逆袭攻略
Sweet romance She was in the lab when trouble came out of nowhere. Su Luo had only dozed off for a moment before waking up transmigrated into the body of a minor villainess with a scandal-ridden reputation in a novel. How could she clear her name, turn her life around, take over the entertainment industry, marry a rich and handsome man, and reach the pinnacle of life? Su Luo had her own theory. First, we should… Result: Social Death, 1 kill! Second, we should… Result: Social Death, 2 k
1.8kReads9.2Score246Shelves
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Apricot Blossoms Fill the Air, I'll Snap That Scumbag's Neck 杏花吹满头,扭断渣男头
[There is a male lead!!!] [Currently being published. Mild horror and suspense. I didn’t add those tags because I don’t think the story is scary or suspenseful enough, but readers say it’s pretty frightening. Consider this a heads-up.] Ren Xin has been married into the General’s residence for two years. She manages the household, respects her in-laws, and treats the servants with consideration. No one can find fault with her. Guan Shanyue returns from the battlefield one day with a pregnant wom
28kReads9.2Score4.4kShelves
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Zhu Bajie Takes on Journey to the West: I’ve Attained Enlightenment, Now I’m Going Back to Gao Village to Slack Off 八戒闯西游:修成正果,俺回高老庄摆烂
Bajie Charges Into the Journey to the West: After attaining enlightenment, I’m heading back to Gao Village to slack off
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I'm Done With This Ridiculous Plot 这狗血剧情我不接了
[Unhinged antics] [Trash System] [Wicked Villainess] [Partial Death Regression] [Unorthodox Cultivation] [A Hint of Ensemble Cast] Song Yining was an overworked office drone earning 3,000 yuan a month. After work, she loved scrolling through Red Fruit short videos. Just before dying from an all-nighter, she watched a thirty-second ad to revive the villainess in one of those videos. When she opened her eyes again, she had transmigrated into the short-video villainess herself? I want to go home!
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Construction Site Rules: A Strange Tale (The Days of the Wooden Ox and Flowing Horse) 工地规则怪谈(木牛流马的日子)
Rules of the Construction Site: A Strange Tale (The Days of the Wooden Ox and Gliding Horse)
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A Laid-Back Golden Core, Refusing to Ascend 摆烂金丹,拒绝飞升
A Laid-Back Golden Core Cultivator Refuses to Ascend
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A Guide to Cultivation Civilization: Prologue 1, The Prelude to the Mystic Thunder 修真文明指南——序章1,玄雷前传
A Guide to Cultivation Civilization: Prologue 1, The Prelude to Xuan Lei
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Li Tiandi, Revered by All 德高望重李天帝
[Complete. Enjoy!] Li Qinghai transmigrated to a world of immortal cultivation and discovered that whenever he died, he could be reborn and gain a fortuitous opportunity. So Li Qinghai began doing everything he could to get himself killed. When he saw senior disciples bullying women while junior disciples bowed and scraped, Li Qinghai stepped forward and loudly berated them. When he saw sect elders throwing their weight around while all the disciples trembled in silence, Li Qinghai stepped forwa
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After My Beloved Best Friend Faked Her Death, Her Backup Suitor Showed Up at My Door 万人迷闺蜜死遁后,备胎敲响我家
[Her irresistible best friend fakes her death, and her admirers come knocking. What should she do?] [Good thing she used to be irresistible herself] Xu Chuci's irresistible best friend faked her death. Now Xu Chuci is the only person in the world who knows where she is. Her admirers start showing up one after another. “I'll get you promoted.” “I'll take you backstage to meet your idols.” “I'll pay five million for a video call.” Xu Chuci thinks these men are being so accommodating, threatening h
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