No Simps, No Cowardly Leads, No Brain-Dead Stories 不要舔狗，不要装乌龟，不要脑残文

1 影 Transmigrating Through TV Dramas: Starting with Winning Over Susu from Myth 影视穿越，从攻略神话素素开始 Snow Flying over the Cold River寒江飞雪Male-Channel Fanfiction1.4M WordsCompleted [Feel-good power fantasy] [Invincible] [Ruthless] [System name: I Want Both the Realm and the Beauties] Every movie and TV series is an exhilarating journey... Beat the sense-defying protagonists to a pulp and eliminate the useless chosen ones! Compete for the realm and rule the city. From now on, I rewrite history... This is the world of the protagonist, the reader. Come on in! Myth, The Return of the Condor Heroes, The Legend of the Condor Heroes, Chinese Paladin, Soul Land, Three Lives, Three 13.8kReads8.3Score856Shelves

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I'm reading a book now. The protagonist is really decisive in killing. He kills people, and then he has to touch up, beheading. It's a book that kills decisively. Don't read it with your brain.

2 绝 I Refuse to Be a Doormat 绝不做舔狗 A Faint Smile Like a Startled Swan惊鸿淡笑生Urban724k WordsOngoing This is a fresh take on the live-in son-in-law genre, entirely original and free of the usual brainless wish-fulfillment tropes. Beneath its son-in-law premise, you'll find a God of War story, a true villain protagonist, and a divine doctor descending from the mountains. The protagonist won't be indecisive, fall blindly in love, or grovel mindlessly. The story strives for sound logic, with no sudden lapses in intelligence or inexplicable power-ups. To be clear, this is a feel-good novel with one 49Reads—Score—Shelves

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Just by looking at the title of the book, you can tell that this is definitely not a dog-licking novel. Absolutely genuine and fair.

5 我 I Returned from the Main God’s Space 我从主神空间归来 Don't Call Out, the Dream Isn't Over别喊梦还没醒Urban285k WordsOngoing A traditional urban cultivation story, set in the modern world and imagining what the world would be like after the spiritual qi revival. [No harem] [No characters acting stupidly] [No tired tropes] [No school, and no classmates] An original story with no System, following the protagonist as he grows from an indifferent bystander into someone who... [Guards a city alone] [Defends a nation] [Protects a planet] Until finally, he unites every race in the Solar System to fight off invasions from oth 176Reads—Score—Shelves

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An urban cultivation story set in today's world, with an invincible protagonist. Don't lick the dog and don't hide it. Do things on the spot without procrastination. The protagonist has no grudge to avenge, nor does he want to support justice. I just want to enjoy life plainly. [Laughing awkwardly]

6 诸 Myriad Worlds: Immortal and Free to Do as I Please! 诸天：不死的我超随心所欲！ The Production Team's Lazy Donkey生产队的大懒驴Eastern Fantasy409k WordsOngoing [Minecraft] [Immortal] [Pseudo-invincible] [No-brainer] [Just enjoy the fun] [Myriad Worlds] After transmigrating, he became the creator of the Minecraft sandbox world. Trapped there for who knew how many years, he had lost his mind and come to his senses again and again, countless times. Now, at last, he could travel to other worlds! What was he waiting for? Come on! Let’s go wild, cause a ruckus, and do whatever we please! 84Reads7.2Score—Shelves

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Does my book count??

7 搞 You Have to Be Kidding! Who Would Still Be a Simp After Being Reborn? 搞笑吧，都重生了谁还当舔狗？ Yu Jinjue俞今觉Urban425k WordsCompleted Chen Shu comes home early and catches his wife in bed with his best friend. The adulterous couple are putting on quite a show, and on top of the cuckoldry and illegitimate child, they’ve even taken out accident insurance and a death package for him. It’s a real-life version of The Disappearance of “Him.” In the struggle, he falls to the ground and is reborn at eighteen, back to the age when he was passionately pursuing Xu Yue... 206Reads5.7Score—Shelves

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No more licking! [Urban daily life + Do it if you don't accept it + Cool article] What a licker! What vampire relatives! What a cowardly father! Just do it! The young man Chen Shu went home early and wanted to give his wife a big surprise. But! In the room, my wife Xu Yue and her best friend were having sex! Even if he is discovered, he will be even bolder! Never avoid anyone! In addition to being a cuckold and having an illegitimate child, he even bought accident insurance for Chen Shu, just waiting to climb the mountain and stage a real-life version of "The Disappearing "He"". The two of them had a tumultuous affair, and they got into a fight with Chen Shu when they went out. As a result, Chen Shu fell to the ground! Dead! Fine! Chen Shu was reborn as an 18-year-old, before everything could change!

8 被 An Extraordinary Life After Being Hit by a Meteor 被流星砸中后的超凡人生 Little Daoist on the Roadside陌上小道人Urban592k WordsCompleted [Urban Life + Artificial Intelligence + Advanced Civilization] A “life-evolution serum” from an unknown civilization came crashing down from the sky disguised as a meteor, granting Xiao Ran, an ordinary young man, an evolved life and setting him on the path to turning his fortunes around. During college, he used hacking and AI technology to create “Xiaoling,” an artificial intelligence with self-awareness. With Xiaoling’s formidable capabilities, he achieved breakthroughs in drones, robots, lit 318Reads6.0Score—Shelves

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[Friends who like to read mindless and cool articles and those who only read ratings should be careful] Recommended, non-systematic, non-rebirth, non-list routine. This is a story about ordinary people gradually becoming awesome because they get evolutionary potions. It includes founding a company, developing technology, establishing a country, and also colliding with ancient behemoths from another world. If you can't stand the first three chapters, you can abandon it, because the writing style is similar in the following chapters.

9 澐 Lord of the Clouds 澐中君 Li Tianyun1李添澐1Sci-Fi & Apocalypse113k WordsOngoing A slow-burn story with sound logic, best suited to readers who aren't looking for instant gratification. It gets better the more you read. This isn't a mindless power fantasy. (The catastrophe may be familiar, but this is a different kind of apocalypse. If you enjoy thoughtful stories with a real plot, give it a try.) 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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In the end of the world, no one should be a licker, a slow writer, a logical person, and a pure evil person. The harem must be hundreds of thousands, hehe

10 我 I’ve Taken My Superpower Development to the Limit 我把异能开发极致 Silly Netizen, Sha Sha Sha沙沙沙雕的网友Anime Fanfiction236k WordsCompleted When Jifeng develops the Fifth Angel, the Thunder Angel’s power to its absolute limit, he completely dominates the Myriad Worlds, defeating every enemy in the most spectacular battles imaginable! Tokyo Ghoul: Jifeng stands amid the ruins of Ward 20, the Dragon collapsing behind him piece by piece. Everyone else can only look up at him. Fate/Zero: Gilgamesh drops helplessly to his knees. King Arthur trembles before Jifeng, awaiting the moment of death. Zombie Brother: Long You gives up in despair 34Reads—Score—Shelves

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Zongmanliu is here, no heroine

11 本 I Only Wanted to Ride the Empress's Coattails, but Somehow Became Invincible 本想抱女帝大腿，一不小心无敌了 Pig Crashes into a Tree猪撞树Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Couple sweetness + campus belle + one heroine] After spiritual qi revival and the awakening of the myriad races, Ye Xuan died on the battlefield, only to find himself back twenty years earlier, on the eve of the college entrance exam. At this point, spiritual qi had yet to revive, and the future lofty Red Lotus Empress was still just a helpless, innocent girl. Ye Xuan seized his chance and sweet-talked the shy campus belle who sat beside him into becoming his wife, cherishing her and spoiling h 23.9kReads8.9Score2.1kShelves

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Reject the version of pig eating tiger

12 魔 The Demon God Wants Me as His Underling, and I Get a Cheat from the Start 魔神找我当小弟，开局就送挂 Unresolved Regret 524意难平524Sports121k WordsOngoing [Transmigration] [System] [Another World] The Demon God made me his underling, and I even have to pay him 50 just to work for him. He gave me a reincarnation System and ordered me to eliminate every threat to him? Am I just a pawn of the Demon God? Or is he raising me like a poisonous insect in a jar? Or am I merely a vessel? Am I chosen by heaven, or chosen by the Demon God? What is the truth? —Reads—Score—Shelves

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It is a self-recommendation, with good writing and logic. It is still in the digging stage. The male protagonist is the villain's minion, and the villain is also the protagonist. However, there are only a few words about the villain, leaving it to you to speculate.

13 诡 The Strange Game: Starting at the Qi Refining Stage 诡异游戏之开局炼气期 Mao Xiong毛熊Mystery66k WordsOngoing I'm a new author with limited skill, so please don't flame me if this isn't to your taste. I'll gladly take good suggestions. I really enjoy this kind of story, so I decided to write one myself. [System] + [Eerie] + [Cultivation Infusion] + [Dungeons] + [Wild Sci-Fi/Fantasy] One day, a gigantic octopus-shaped mass of black fog appeared in the sky, blotting out the sun. Like an octopus, it spewed countless smaller clouds of black fog. Ye Feng, who had just been brought to this world by a huge tru 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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Adorable new author [send heart] [love] [love]

14 大 The Grand Sect Master 大掌门 Little Tou小小透Urban246k WordsCompleted [Wealthy Tycoon + Mature Woman + Reborn + Ghost Hunting + Folk Customs + Comedy] (Excellent descriptions of women, high-quality settings, cute girls, mature women, ghost queens...) Workaholic Chen Ji transmigrated and was reborn in the body of a wealthy, cold-tempered young master with the same name. He adopted the motto, "I worked like a beast in my last life. This time, I'm living well and taking care of my health." One body, two souls? Two spirits with completely different personalities and l 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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This???

15 小 How Did Xiao Ming Die? 小明是怎么死的 Curled Horn卷角Two Male Leads561k WordsCompleted I investigated a case. The victim was me. The summer after the college entrance exams. My deskmate invited me back to our old school building to reminisce. By chance, we found a death message left by the victim of a campus fall case that had been hastily closed years ago. From then on, strange things kept happening around me, and I narrowly escaped danger several times. To protect myself, I played along, and hitmen, top agents, mercenaries, and all kinds of giant monsters kept appearing. Then on 14.6kReads9.5Score3.1kShelves

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The stuff is good, check it out for yourself^ω^

21 重 Reborn: Taking Charge of My Life Again 重生：重掌人生 Twenty-Three Years二十三载Urban170k WordsOngoing After years of hard work, Chen Feng discovered he was nothing more than someone else's plaything, and that Yu Jiawei, the woman he loved most, had only been sent to toy with him. In the end, once someone else got bored of him, they cast him aside and killed him. By a twist of fate, he was reborn. He made a move on her younger sister first, and beat that man to the punch by conquering Yu Jiawei. Then he planted someone on the inside, so the other man could experience what it felt like to be toyed —Reads—Score—Shelves

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For the books I wrote, I feel that except for the first dozen or twenty chapters that are awkward, the rest are okay [laughing and crying]

24 快 Quick Transmigration: After I Stopped Being Human from the Start, I Only Got Stronger 快穿：开局不做人后，反而更强了 Zero Bitterness零苦Eastern Fantasy513k WordsOngoing Shen Qi can transmigrate between worlds and embark on a distinctive path of cultivation. He needs to help characters in each world grow. That raises one big question: How can he earn their trust? Would the characters in those real worlds really trust a stranger so easily? From the start, he chose a nonhuman path so he could cultivate faster. Then Shen Qi suddenly realized: if he appeared as a golden finger, what kind of fool would doubt their golden finger? As Shen Qi cultivated in one world aft 2Reads5.1Score—Shelves

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Directly without CP. The only thing that can limit the male protagonist is his mission, and the only thing that can limit him is his inability to become an immortal.

26 轮 The Half-Mad Protagonist of the Reincarnation World Only Wants to Tear Down the Stage 轮回世界半疯的主角只想拆舞台 Zhuang Bi庄笔Historical102k WordsOngoing Nobody's here, and the plot's gone off the rails too. I'll restart this premise when I have time...??!?...IH,,??.?,.?.?,??,?,,?.,.,,, —Reads—Score—Shelves

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Elementary school composition level

27 从 From Nobody to Fighting Superstar 从无名小卒到格斗巨星 Ma Chao, Where's Your Spear?马超你的枪呢Sports681k WordsOngoing Clinch, takedowns, heavy punches trading blow for blow. From stand-up fighting to battles in the octagon, the action runs hot and sweat and blood fly. Come on! Step into this fiery ring with me. Come listen to those shrieks of pure desperation with me. This is the story of a fiercely unruly tough guy. This is a tale of ironclad resolve. P.S. No System, no traditional martial arts, just natural physical gifts and grueling, scientific training. If you’re looking for a story where traditional marti —Reads—Score—Shelves

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Not licking the dog, not being the turtle, just doing it!

28 想 The Eminence in Shadow 想成为影之实力者 I Want to Eat Your Pork Liver我想吃的你的猪肝Urban162k WordsOngoing “Lin'an, I'm sorry. The truth is, I had my reasons!” “Xie, you little brat, surrender and become my slave! Hand over the Book of Boundless Heaven, and I'll be generous enough to spare your life!” “Old Demon Xie, did you ever imagine this day would come? Today, I'll take back the Book of Boundless Heaven and avenge my parents!” Xie Lin'an wore a tattered dark green robe, his hair disheveled and his body drenched in blood as he looked around. The mountain wind whipped his battle robe, —Reads—Score—Shelves

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Even if I die, I will still have no regrets

29 凡 A Mortal's Journey to the Heavens 凡人踏天路 Surname Hai姓海Eastern Fantasy165k WordsOngoing [Yin-Yang and the Five Elements + talismans + formations + elixirs + Daoist priests +...] A slow-burn, traditional fantasy. The protagonist isn’t saintly; the female lead’s personality depends on the situation, but she should be fairly decisive and independent!!!!!!! Li Yi, an antiques enthusiast, experiences a strange change while admiring an ancient lamp. When he wakes up, he is astonished to discover that he has transmigrated to an unfamiliar world. Before he can recover from the shock of tra 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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How can there be dog-licking in the matter of cultivating immortals?