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I want to read a book like "A wise man never falls in love, but I love my motherland".

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209 The First Assistant Sister Is Acting Inappropriately Again. Zhang PaopaoModern Romance1.1M Wordscompleted 45.1kReads9.1Score6.8kShelves
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These are all very interesting. The first one is really crazy.
210 Mistaking a Horror Game for a Love Story and Accidentally Becoming a God Why Is Magic so Effective?Mystery547k Wordscompleted 18.5kReads9.3Score3kShelves
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These are all very interesting. The first one is really crazy.
211 VIP Wears It Quickly, You Have to Feel Super Comfortable and Not Get Angry Fish PopcornModern Romance532k Wordscompleted 4.9kReads9.1Score574Shelves
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No CP, the comedy is uncertain, but it is definitely light-hearted and humorous. The heroine is mediocre, a crazy college student, and the way to abuse the scum is not slow or soft, it's so cool.
212 Tomb Robbery: Quickly Clear the Southern Blind and Northern Dumb at the Beginning! Niu Hulu's Spirit Rises1.4M Wordscompleted 34.6kReads9.0Score4.3kShelves
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Zhang You wanted to retire, but unexpectedly traveled to the world of stolen pens [Shocking] He was hungry for three days at the beginning, penniless and hungry [Sneaky laugh] The system skill "Empty Hands" actually touched the black gold ancient sword, which attracted Wu Xie and others to surround him [Thinking] I just want to relax...
213 The Sect Is All Crazy, Let's Happily Cultivate Immortality Together! Fu YilingAncient Romance1.2M Wordscompleted 131.2kReads9.2Score24.5kShelves
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Highly recommended, some wonderful novels, the fifth one is a bit sadistic, and the others are mostly sweet. The description of the CEO's special assistant in the tenth one is really vivid and hilarious.
214 The Capital Is a Melon Field, I Happily Eat Melons Drinking and Listening to the RainAncient Romance738k Wordscompleted 76.2kReads9.5Score25kShelves
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The first book has a relaxed atmosphere with the young junior sister's suona and her senior brother's unusual musical instruments. The second book is a majestic and funny novel about a father and daughter walking sideways in the capital.
215 Gloomy Male Protagonist, Don't Be so Dark, Your Strength Is Coming ButterflyModern Romance569k Wordscompleted 58.1kReads9.5Score10.7kShelves
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That's it. I've read more than 100 chapters in two days. It's so good. [Laughs] It made me laugh so hard that I slapped my ass on the bed.
216 Game Invasion The Cat Is Not BaldSports3.1M Wordscompleted 1.5MReads9.6Score203.3kShelves
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I can't stop being hilarious, but I also cry easily. I cry and laugh at the same time, and others think something is wrong with me.
216 The World Is Destroyed, I Choose to Reopen If You Don't Say GoodbyeModern Romance653k Wordscompleted 42.8kReads9.4Score8.1kShelves
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These are all books. Have any like-minded fellow Taoists read them?
217 Rebirth in the Apocalypse, Moral Cleansing, Just Seconds After Showing Up! Black and White OctopusSci-Fi & Apocalypse2.1M Wordscompleted 80.2kReads9.2Score10.5kShelves
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These are all books. Have any like-minded fellow Taoists read them?
217 ** Eat 100 Million Points LessUrban1.1M Wordscompleted 141.9kReads5.8Score23.2kShelves
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I find these all very funny, but there are sad parts in the second and third books, but they are all HE. I haven't read the 6th one, but I heard it's very funny [laughing][laughing][laughing]
218 ** February KnifeModern Romance2.7M Wordsongoing 11.8kReads5.8Score707Shelves
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🌿🌿In the first book, there are various cannon fodder men, including sixty gangsters who counterattack the technology giants. The unjust eldest brother who helps support his nephew. The cuckolded king, a scholar from the farm family, very gentle and integrated into the original owner
219 The Most Sick Person in the World of Cultivation Paper TigerAncient Romance1.3M Wordscompleted 395.5kReads9.7Score61.5kShelves
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These are all books. Have any like-minded fellow Taoists read them?
219 Quick Travel: the Cannon Fodder Male Partner Does Not Follow the Plot Small Sugar Garlic 425Modern Romance5.7M Wordsongoing 84.3kReads8.4Score4.1kShelves
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🌿🌿In the first book, there are various cannon fodder men, including sixty gangsters who counterattack the technology giants. The unjust eldest brother who helps support his nephew. The cuckolded king, a scholar from the farm family, very gentle and integrated into the original owner
220 A Shady Female Supporting Role, a Rebellious Figure, the Book Crashed Online Fat-Headed Little FishAncient Romance557k Wordscompleted 1.5kReads9.1Score201Shelves
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Laughing until you pee, laughing until the bed shakes, laughing until you burst into tears! Cultivation + no CP + comedy, the heroine vows to be a salty fish but is forced to open a business. Book friends who like comedy must read this book, it will definitely make you laugh, haha, haha! [Laughing and crying] Except for the ending which is a bit rushed, everything else is good. The author has a big brain, and the main theme is an unexpected one. The heroine has chaotic spiritual roots and is a loser, but she is forced to become the leader of the clan. She leads the disciples to roll up, the elders roll up, and let others roll up, so that she can lie flat. The heroine refining weapons is like opening a blind box, no one knows what she will make. The heroine makes elixirs, and the side effects of the refined elixirs make people laugh so hard, pfft hahahahahaha [laughing]
221 Senior Sister Yin Is so Handsome, the Whole World of Cultivation Is Going Crazy ChengyaAncient Romance516k Wordscompleted 86.8kReads9.5Score23.7kShelves
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This one, no Cp, has been completed. It is funny and has great love in my heart (and also has a serious illness), and I laughed from the beginning to the end. Of course, there are also touching moments. It seems that there are not too many swear words in it. Many novels are funny, but there are too many old jokes and too many swear words, which makes me feel quite disgusted. You can read this book, and I hope that the author of this book (who is also very ill) will publish a book as soon as he is alive! ! ! ! ! !
222 The Top Boy Band Relies on Epilepsy, and There Are New Serious Illnesses Every Day Eat 100 Million Points LessUrban854k Wordsongoing 18.3kReads9.5Score2.6kShelves
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Hey, hey, we invite our Ershui to make his debut. Both of these books are written by Yi Shao. They have the same protagonists but different world views. There are so many funny and famous scenes. I laughed so hard that I lay on the bed and farted twice. I will really feel pity for those who have not seen it. Zheng Xun, Zheng Xun, we like you.
223 While Others Get Rich and Farm, She Becomes a Bandit to Steal Money. Partridge JesusAncient Romance310k Wordscompleted 2.3kReads9.3Score266Shelves
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The heroine is a 7-year-old real child who has a system that loves her very much. He is afraid that the heroine will get hurt and gives away many cheats for free. If there are no more cheats, he will (steal) borrow them from the next door system. Then the heroine cheats all the way and becomes the empress at the age of 7! The writing style is the same as "You and the World Are Not Ambitious"! Very funny!
224 I Just Drove a Car and the Audience Laughed? Golden HippopotamusUrban1.8M Wordscompleted 97.6kReads9.2Score9.9kShelves
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They are all old boys, very funny
225 Why Did You Mess with Him? This Old Man Is Immoral! A Generation of Wind BurningUrban1.0M Wordscompleted 4.7kReads8.8Score571Shelves
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They are all old boys, very funny
226 I Asked You to Succeed, but I Didn't Ask You to Revolutionize the World. If You Don't Say GoodbyeModern Romance1.0M Wordscompleted 42.4kReads9.5Score8.1kShelves
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Friends, take a look, they are very beautiful, they are all without cp, Fang Zhixin, Ye Qiao, Chi Qian, Yin Jiaojiao, Lin Yao, they are beautiful and beautiful.
227 Take Less? I Play Three Male Supporting Characters at the Same Time? Li DupingModern Romance1.1M Wordscompleted 25.6kReads9.2Score4.7kShelves
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The heroine of the third book is our beloved Sanshui sister—Chi Miao! ! The subject matter is novel, the heroine becomes a new heaven, and has a close friend from the previous life. This is the bond of friendship. Sister Sanshui believes that life is just two words - pretending [salute]
228 The Whole Family Is Full of Fairy Spirit, and the Little Junior Sister Is so Happy That She Is Buried in the Grave A Pound of White TeaAncient Romance1.4M Wordscompleted 34.3kReads9.2Score5.2kShelves
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These and all, the heroine wants to have no CP
229 Shock! Big Brother Daddy Stopped Being a Dog Licker After Reading His Mind Li Zi Mosquito RepellentAncient Romance509k Wordscompleted 6kReads9.2Score995Shelves
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These and all, the heroine wants to have no CP
230 Why Did You Mess with Her? Her Whole Sect Practices Dog Training Rock Candy Sixi MeatballsAncient Romance1.3M Wordscompleted 4kReads8.8Score747Shelves
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Funny and stress-relieving + intensive refreshing points: It rejects heart-wrenching and frustrating plots, and uses "anti-routine" as the core laugh points (e. G., Boiling white porridge in a pill furnace, practicing dog training in all sects, etc.), And interspersed with intensive and refreshing points of "slapping opponents in the face, harvesting resources, and crushing strength", making the reading experience easy to decompress.
230 Assets Worth Trillions! the Eldest Lady Controls the Shenhao System and Kills Her Crazy Dong JiujiuModern Romance1.1M Wordscompleted 36.6kReads8.4Score6kShelves
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She is a powerful female channel. She has no CP and no ambiguity. She does not live broadcast or reward. She is a storyteller. The heroine is very rich and spends every day. She abuses and slaps people in the face and takes revenge in no more than a night. She is invincible. She is very good with her words. She does not feel frustrated and does not cause internal friction. The whole process is high-energy and enjoyable. So far, there are no surprises.
231 Reject Spiritual Internal Friction and Create Equality for Everyone A Pocketful of SydneyModern Romance4.0M Wordscompleted 7.5kReads8.9Score793Shelves
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Funny female protagonist without cp
231 Junior Sister Said That Nerves Are Also Gods Lop-Eared Rabbit Who Loves to Eat CorianderAncient Romance1.1M Wordscompleted 84.3kReads9.3Score13.4kShelves
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There is no cp, it is a humorous piece of writing, but also a group portrait writing. It's hilarious, especially the second one. The heroine Chi Miao is the source of all evil, an abstract body (there are pink Peppa Pig, Daddy Pig,...😂😂😂😂), Leading a group of talented teenagers to evil [laughter]
232 Da Qin: First Emperor, I Really Don't Want to Eat Soft Food! King Qin Circles the PigHistorical1.5M Wordscompleted 72.8kReads9.5Score8.8kShelves
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There is no CP in this book. This book is super funny. [Sending my heart to you]. The male protagonist traveled to the Qin Dynasty and taught the Qin Emperor how to speak. When Qin Shihuang asked about the meaning of "The master doesn't want to talk to you with his strange power and confuses the gods", Qin Feng replied: "The master doesn't want to talk to you, and uses his strange power to beat you until you are unconscious!". . For example, Fusu asked, "If I hear the truth in the morning, I will die in the evening." The male protagonist interpreted it as "I know the way to your house in the morning, and I will go there and kill you in the evening." Hahaha, I couldn't stop laughing the whole time.
233 Stealing the Chance to Be the Male Host? This Is Called Outsmarting the Baby Dark Circles ImmortalFantastical Romance1.3M Wordsongoing 75.5kReads8.6Score12.1kShelves
233 ** Retire Early and Don't Beg for Foodongoing —Reads5.8Score—Shelves
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Funny female protagonist without cp
233 After Feeling the Connection with His Daughter, the Villain Tiantianshe Died Jiang XiaokuiModern Romance438k Wordscompleted 1.4kReads7.4Score136Shelves
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Don't talk about cp in this book, there is no cp. The two-year-old short little Can Guan and her father are in love and killing each other, doing all kinds of things, I can't stop laughing, hahahahahaha
234 In Troubled Times, I Rely on the Dress-Up System to Pretend to Be a Goddess Konishi LuckAncient Romance598k Wordsongoing 239.1kReads8.9Score54.9kShelves
234 A Poor Taoist Cultivator, Why Do Fellow Taoists Kneel Down? Knife Medicine PenAncient Romance1.5M Wordscompleted 52.3kReads9.4Score9.1kShelves
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These two look good
234 Epilepsy! All Crazy! the Homophonic Meme Is Changed and the Plot Is Changed to Make You Epileptic Money Pocket FullModern Romance271k Wordscompleted 1.2kReads7.4Score199Shelves
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No CP! Funny🤪Exciting!
235 After the Car Accident, I Lay Down and Ate Melon, My Lonely Life Was Complete Green Smoke and QuicksandModern Romance1.8M Wordscompleted 2.8kReads9.3Score360Shelves
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No CP, the female patron Xiaoxiao was overheard by many people, she is a bit of a charlatan, but very strong
236 Quickly Pass Through: Ancestors, Please Be Gentle Long Hair on FeetAncient Romance1.0M Wordscompleted 679Reads9.1Score102Shelves
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It's super funny, and it's all finished. I've watched it all without any extras, and I feel very good about myself.
237 Host, Please Take It Easy, the Plane Collapsed Again Long Island Tea and FoamModern Romance1.0M Wordscompleted 4.4kReads9.3Score601Shelves
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It's super funny, and it's all finished. I've watched it all without any extras, and I feel very good about myself.
237 Signed Three Times? Pindao Will Change Your Destiny for You! Water Is BlueUrban1.4M Wordscompleted 90.7kReads8.9Score8.5kShelves
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No cp, fried chicken is funny [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]. The protagonist participated in a live variety show. The pilgrim said: "Master Taoist, I hate my teachers at school and my boss at work. What should I do?" The protagonist: "You have the appearance of an emperor!"
238 Quick Wear Female Accessories, She Is Naughty and Tough Sophora Tree FairyModern Romance2.0M Wordscompleted 4.6kReads9.1Score483Shelves
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The heroine is very stingy and obsessed with money, but she has a bottom line and no cp
238 ** ChuchuziyuAncient Romance1.5M Wordscompleted 49.1kReads5.8Score9.4kShelves
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It's super funny, and it's all finished. I've watched it all without any extras, and I feel very good about myself.
239 ** Xia ShengshengAncient Romance2.1M Wordscompleted 74.9kReads5.8Score11.8kShelves
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Chi Qian, Lu Chaochao, Sheng tide's funny articles can keep me reading 3 books
240 What's Wrong with Me, the Cannon Fodder Female Supporting Actor, Who's so Lousy! Nine Layers of Fallen InkAncient Romance1.8M Wordscompleted 37.1kReads9.3Score6.4kShelves
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They are all very interesting, and I like the fourth one the most. I was holding back my laughter while I was afraid of being discovered by my mother. The others are all without CP, but the fourth one has one CP, but there are few emotional lines, the main text is funny, and the finale is very simple and together.
241 Randomly Setting up Stalls: I Lure Snakes Out of Their Holes with Delicious Food AAAA Flowers Bloom and Bring WealthUrban889k Wordsongoing 13.7kReads9.4Score1.5kShelves
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The book "Spear" and "Wild Boar" are both classic and funny stories. It's not a loss if you join the trap. The protagonists are equal in driving everyone crazy~The mental state is very beautiful~ (Both 1.2. Completed) The book "Pig's Trotter" is also full of laughs. The main focus is delicious food and warmth. You can see the criminal being caught on the spot trying to buy stuttering food, and then the real customer is "cruelly abandoned" by the protagonist and still "unchanged in love" waiting for him to come out of the stall. (3. Serialized) If you like to read fan fiction, you can try it (4. The main text is finished and the extra chapter will be updated in 5. Ending) 4. It is a Conan fan fiction, suitable for viewing without foundation. If you have experience in watching dramas and know the characters, the experience will be better. The protagonist is a bottle of real wine, a young tame dye of gin. He has an inexplicable unlucky constitution, which leads to his address book containing almost all the police phone numbers from all over the country. He is also a person who can scare red undercovers at any time and clean up the conspiracy, as well as all kinds of outrageous rumor makers. Anyway, I could laugh like a maggot in my quilt while watching it. 5. This is a Naruto fanfic, but it's a really hilarious series, with all kinds of slutty moves happening. The laughs in this book, in addition to the slutty moves, are all in the inconsistencies in the plot and characters. It is more recommended for those who have watched the first 400 episodes of Naruto. At that time, it is not impossible to just watch the sexy action without watching the show~ Sasuke, who is stubborn but pursues explosions, Naruto, who is highly skilled in physical skills and is reckless, is beaten every day by Sakura-chan, the protagonist of the Gundam, and Shun Shundong, who is tricked by Team 7 anytime and anywhere and wants to die anywhere... All kinds of outrageous but reasonable~
242 Conan: Please Don't Forcefully Blend in If the Style of Painting Is Different. Yue Wenxi1.8M Wordscompleted 25.8kReads9.4Score3.3kShelves
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The book "Spear" and "Wild Boar" are both classic and funny stories. It's not a loss if you join the trap. The protagonists are equal in driving everyone crazy~The mental state is very beautiful~ (Both 1.2. Completed) The book "Pig's Trotter" is also full of laughs. The main focus is delicious food and warmth. You can see the criminal being caught on the spot trying to buy stuttering food, and then the real customer is "cruelly abandoned" by the protagonist and still "unchanged in love" waiting for him to come out of the stall. (3. Serialized) If you like to read fan fiction, you can try it (4. The main text is finished and the extra chapter will be updated in 5. Ending) 4. It is a Conan fan fiction, suitable for viewing without foundation. If you have experience in watching dramas and know the characters, the experience will be better. The protagonist is a bottle of real wine, a young tame dye of gin. He has an inexplicable unlucky constitution, which leads to his address book containing almost all the police phone numbers from all over the country. He is also a person who can scare red undercovers at any time and clean up the conspiracy, as well as all kinds of outrageous rumor makers. Anyway, I could laugh like a maggot in my quilt while watching it. 5. This is a Naruto fanfic, but it's a really hilarious series, with all kinds of slutty moves happening. The laughs in this book, in addition to the slutty moves, are all in the inconsistencies in the plot and characters. It is more recommended for those who have watched the first 400 episodes of Naruto. At that time, it is not impossible to just watch the sexy action without watching the show~ Sasuke, who is stubborn but pursues explosions, Naruto, who is highly skilled in physical skills and is reckless, is beaten every day by Sakura-chan, the protagonist of the Gundam, and Shun Shundong, who is tricked by Team 7 anytime and anywhere and wants to die anywhere... All kinds of outrageous but reasonable~
243 Naruto: I, Haruno Sakura, Can Tell Fortunes! Riding a Pig on the Road396k Wordscompleted 4.5kReads9.5Score514Shelves
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The book "Spear" and "Wild Boar" are both classic and funny stories. It's not a loss if you join the trap. The protagonists are equal in driving everyone crazy~The mental state is very beautiful~ (Both 1.2. Completed) The book "Pig's Trotter" is also full of laughs. The main focus is delicious food and warmth. You can see the criminal being caught on the spot trying to buy stuttering food, and then the real customer is "cruelly abandoned" by the protagonist and still "unchanged in love" waiting for him to come out of the stall. (3. Serialized) If you like to read fan fiction, you can try it (4. The main text is finished and the extra chapter will be updated in 5. Ending) 4. It is a Conan fan fiction, suitable for viewing without foundation. If you have experience in watching dramas and know the characters, the experience will be better. The protagonist is a bottle of real wine, a young tame dye of gin. He has an inexplicable unlucky constitution, which leads to his address book containing almost all the police phone numbers from all over the country. He is also a person who can scare red undercovers at any time and clean up the conspiracy, as well as all kinds of outrageous rumor makers. Anyway, I could laugh like a maggot in my quilt while watching it. 5. This is a Naruto fanfic, but it's a really hilarious series, with all kinds of slutty moves happening. The laughs in this book, in addition to the slutty moves, are all in the inconsistencies in the plot and characters. It is more recommended for those who have watched the first 400 episodes of Naruto. At that time, it is not impossible to just watch the sexy action without watching the show~ Sasuke, who is stubborn but pursues explosions, Naruto, who is highly skilled in physical skills and is reckless, is beaten every day by Sakura-chan, the protagonist of the Gundam, and Shun Shundong, who is tricked by Team 7 anytime and anywhere and wants to die anywhere... All kinds of outrageous but reasonable~
244 Sorry, I'm Crazy, Please Don't Disturb Me If I'm Weird Steamed Tripe in Hot PotMystery1.6M Wordscompleted 55.7kReads9.4Score11kShelves
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The heroine of the third book is our beloved Sanshui sister—Chi Miao! ! The subject matter is novel, the heroine becomes a new heaven, and has a close friend from the previous life. This is the bond of friendship. Sister Sanshui believes that life is just two words - pretending [salute]
244 I'm a Little Kid, What's Wrong with My Force Worth over 100 Million Points? SanaAncient Romance1.0M Wordscompleted 11kReads9.5Score1.9kShelves
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I'm convinced, there are so many people who recommend CP, but they really don't read the first three words at all. What's the use of being funny? I like to watch without CP, and the corners of my mouth drooped when I saw CP. No one is willing to delete the wrong ones. I just came to Tomato and I don't know if there is a delete function [laughing] Why would someone know that they were wrong and still have to complain about it? Isn't this your problem?
245 Quickly Travel: There Is No Man in My Heart, I Draw My Sword to the God of Nature Mo YiyiModern Romance1.2M Wordscompleted 10.6kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves
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Good looking, the heroine is strong and has no cp
246 If I Break His Boy Band Wings, I Will Destroy His Entire Paradise. Scarlet CatUrban425k Wordscompleted 2.3kReads9.2Score516Shelves
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This book is hilarious without CP. The protagonist travels back to modern times to be a manager and leads a boy band on a variety show. It may be a little bit at the beginning, but it is super funny in the middle and later stages. The five people are steadily going crazy.