Looking for Quick Transmigration Novels with No Romance, Preferably Silly and Hilarious 求无CP的快穿文，最好是沙雕搞笑的

1 九 When Will the Ninth Prince Ascend the Throne? 九殿下究竟何时登基 Bone-Leak Gua Wen骨漏呱闻Historical1.3M WordsCompleted [Infrastructure Building Focus ✚ Mostly Comedy ✚ Not Historically Accurate ✚ No Romance] Emperor Wei prided himself on being a wise ruler. His ministers served him well, his harem was harmonious, and his children were clever and filial. That is, until he was struck by lightning. Afterward, he gained the ability to read minds, and finally learned that everyone around him was two-faced, saying one thing while thinking another! Emperor Wei was devastated. So he had been such a failure as an emperor 68.3kReads9.3Score6.9kShelves

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It's so beautiful, I felt empty after watching it

2 快 Quick Transmigration: The Demon King Wrecks the Plot 快穿之大魔王崩坏剧情 Mist Rising Through the Long Forest雾起长林Modern Romance428k WordsCompleted (No romance, brainless wish-fulfillment.) The heroine is an overbearing, chuuni, unhinged supervillain. She isn't human! She has no human morality and is rotten to the core. Anyone seeking justice or a saintly heroine should stay away. She takes the scumbag's path and leaves scumbags nowhere to go. If she can solve something with violence, she won't waste a word. She's a master of every kind of scheming green tea and black lotus trick: if you can imagine it, she can do it. A mama's boy ends up w 56kReads9.5Score5.8kShelves

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These are basically all without cp, the last one is more funny

5 快 Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿：虐文女主好像有那个大病 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin 12.8kReads9.5Score1.8kShelves

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Perfectly meets the requirements

6 系 The System's a Clown, I Make Things Worse: Rebellious to the Core 系统沙雕我添堵，一身反骨离大谱 Ou Cong偶葱Modern Romance9.1M WordsCompleted They came from distinguished families and were beautiful, talented, and exceptional. But whenever they crossed paths with the male and female leads, they became brainless cannon fodder, burning themselves up to make the leads’ romance flourish until their dying breath. And now Gu Mo has become all those women from countless novels. System: Boss, you can face-slap the villains and break up those couples! Go get ’em! Gu Mo: I’m awesome! I can do this! Much later, the System stares in bewilderment 45.7kReads9.1Score2.8kShelves

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Story synopsis: A quick-traveling heroine who tortures a scumbag. Character characteristics: The heroines are very strong and crazy. Protagonist relationship: system and tasker. Theme category: no CP. Recommended star rating: twenty-one stars.

9 百 A Hundred-Meter Blade on Her Shoulder: Her Host Is Coldhearted 百米大刀肩上扛，宿主她是黑心肠 Sui Yuan岁圆Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Mindless fun + no romance + no holier-than-thou heroine + an unpredictable female lead + fast-paced quick transmigration (Not your thing? No worries, come on! Skip to the next one! P.S. There are thirty-nine worlds, so there’s bound to be a little story you’ll like!) Synopsis: Shi Xia is an overworked wage slave in the modern era. One day, she transmigrates into a book, only to keep working. In these other worlds, there’s always a group of exceptional young women. They come from good families, e 6.9kReads9.3Score713Shelves

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The development of the story is always unexpected, funny and exciting

10 快 Quick Transmigration: The Host Is Mighty and Majestic 快穿：宿主她威武雄壮 Coconut Bread椰蓉面包Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [No romance, weak logic, kind of funny, and the Host has a very unusual way of thinking] In a nutshell: The Host has a brick in hand and every plot in the world at her disposal. Breaking the plot? No big deal. Don't panic, it's all routine! In a modern CEO romance tragedy, the male lead tells the Host to spend three years behind bars. The Host thinks he's underestimating her: only three years? So she smacks him with a brick and sends him to the hospital, granting his wish to spend the rest of 103Reads9.2Score—Shelves

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These three books fit the bill perfectly. The protagonist in the first book is awesome and likes to use bricks. The main character's weapon in the second book is an axe. Finished. You can read the introduction to the third book

13 大 The Big Shot Has a Little Conscience, but Not Much 大佬他有点良心，但不多 Clingy Grain穗穗黏黏Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Decisive and Ruthless] x [No Romance] x [Ridiculous Power Fantasy] x [Unhinged but Handsome Male Lead] x [Refined Pervert] “Executioner No. 001, mission completed perfectly.” After dying, Yan Wugui, who had spent ten years in a psychiatric hospital, became an executioner for the Myriad Worlds System. He travels across the heavens and countless realms to hunt down rule-breakers and keep the worlds running as they should. An executioner? Call me the Reaper. [System] Executioner No. 001. Assassina 25.4kReads9.5Score3.1kShelves

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I think it's quite funny~(￣▽￣~)

14 快 Quick Transmigration: Keep Yapping and I’ll Cut You Down 快穿再哔哔，砍你哟 Jun Jiuli君九里Ancient Romance810k WordsOngoing [Quick transmigration + satisfying revenge + no romance + strong female lead + the heroine isn't a good person in the conventional sense] Newbie System 222 accidentally wanders into the “forbidden zone” of the Space-Time Administration and unwittingly binds itself to Jun Sheng, a great demon who has slept in a coffin for a thousand years. In every small world, there are innocent supporting heroines who die tragic deaths. Their bodies are tormented and abused, and they find no peace even after de 609Reads7.3Score—Shelves

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No cp, fast to wear, feels good, the heroine is very strong

17 快 Quick Transmigration: I’m on the Payroll, So Who Am I Afraid Of? 快穿之我在编内我怕谁 Jiangnan West江南西Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted (No romance) (Not a saint) (System) (Taking down scumbags) The plot suddenly gets hit by outside influences like transmigration, transmigration into a book, being reborn, and Systems! The Heavenly Dao is handing out golden fingers like crazy! A blind, abusive male lead! A cold, aloof master who adores her disciple! A farming-story heroine who steps on her elders to reach the top! Yu Jiu: Why do I keep running into scumbag men and awful women? Little 2: Could it be that worlds with a sound worldv 658Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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No cp sand glyph!

18 快 Quick Transmigration: So This Is Jin Duobao, the One Even Gods Hate and Dogs Avoid 快穿：是那个神厌狗嫌的金多宝啊 Wuma Xiaohuan巫马小欢Modern Romance1.6M WordsCompleted (No romance, no ambiguity, family-focused, silly and strong female lead!) Dear readers, please read the blurb first to avoid surprises. If this isn’t your cup of tea, please don’t force yourself to read it! Please don’t force yourself! Please don’t force yourself! This is a lighthearted, silly story with a relaxed pace, written to make you smile. If you’ve read ten chapters and still don’t get the jokes, then I guess we weren’t meant to meet. I’ll see you in the sea of books another time. (P.S. 2.2kReads9.4Score219Shelves

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19 快 A Fantastic Journey of Quick Transmigration 快穿奇幻之旅 Failed Exam Youth落榜青年Ancient Romance727k WordsCompleted As Liu Rong lies dying of old age, she encounters a strange, supernatural being that calls itself the System. From then on, the Yongning Princess of the Liang Dynasty embarks on a fantastical journey. World One: The pitiful girl, reborn in her own world World Two: A socialist new era after shattered values are rebuilt World Three: I became a mint plant World Four: A disposable character in a world of spirits and gods 1kReads9.1Score101Shelves

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I read these books together with the book you asked for. Short and cool. Story summary: 1. The years I spent playing gods in various worlds. Story summary: 2. Sorry you thought I was a love brain! I pretended. Story summary: 3. There is nothing that cannot be solved with one fist. If there is, then two. Story summary: 4. I raise lemon cubs in various worlds.

21 反 My Rebellious, Black-Hearted Host Excels at Wrecking the Plot 反骨宿主黑心肠，创翻剧情她在行 Sui Yuan岁圆Modern Romance995k WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + goofy and brainless + no romance + satisfying read + meme-filled + unhinged fun] There are countless worlds, and half the people in them have something wrong with their heads. Shi Xia's job is to travel between planes and fulfill the wishes of unlucky supporting female characters. From then on, perfectly good angsty romances go completely off the rails and never look back. World One: A wealthy couple married for appearances. Her husband just got dumped. What should she do 3.8kReads9.2Score447Shelves

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Especially the first two books are super good. They are anti-routine and very interesting. It feels so refreshing to be able to do this. Super funny.

22 我 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap, 37.5kReads9.6Score5.6kShelves

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This name has already told me, it's very, very funny, okay?

23 快 Quick Transmigration: The Yandere Big Shot Has Fallen to the Dark Side Again 快穿攻略之病娇大佬又黑化了 Seventh Lane on Moon Street月街七巷Ancient Romance1.6M WordsCompleted [Sweet romance + devoted couple with mutual fidelity + lovesick obsession] Shi Yao dies suddenly after staying up all night reading a novel. Luckily, she encounters System Xiao Liu. If she completes the missions in each world, she can come back to life on the spot. But the missions gradually take a strange turn: in every world, a lovesick obsessive starts clinging to her! A possessive tyrant does her laundry and cooks for her, then offers to warm her bed? A wild and mysterious young man from Mia 88.5kReads9.5Score12.6kShelves

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They are all very good-looking, and it's not a loss if you join them.

27 长 Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance677k WordsCompleted Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he 172.3kReads9.7Score21.2kShelves

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No cp funny sand sculpture entertainment circle rebirth modern ancient mind reading

31 快 Quick Transmigration: After I Stopped Being Human from the Start, I Only Got Stronger 快穿：开局不做人后，反而更强了 Zero Bitterness零苦Eastern Fantasy513k WordsOngoing Shen Qi can transmigrate between worlds and embark on a distinctive path of cultivation. He needs to help characters in each world grow. That raises one big question: How can he earn their trust? Would the characters in those real worlds really trust a stranger so easily? From the start, he chose a nonhuman path so he could cultivate faster. Then Shen Qi suddenly realized: if he appeared as a golden finger, what kind of fool would doubt their golden finger? As Shen Qi cultivated in one world aft 2Reads5.1Score—Shelves

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Quick wear without CP

32 快 Quick Transmigration Missions Are Too Much: Our Four-Person Team Gives Up and Goes Wild 快穿任务太作，四人组摆烂嚣张浪 The Prince Has Arrived殿下驾到Ancient Romance150k WordsOngoing [No romance + brainless fun + a cast of lovable idiots + fictional setting + ensemble story] [Ice-cold goddess & wild, crazy girl] [Grudge-holding boy & seemingly upright, wholesome boy] At some point, everyone learns a few things. For example, when reading a novel, you should memorize the important plot points. Because you never know when you might have to transmigrate… Anyway, the four poor souls in their little group had barely made it through high school and were ready to enjoy four wonderfu —Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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I silently pushed out the book I wrote in a large size... [Smile]