Books That Make You Laugh So Hard in Bed Late at Night You Can't Breathe 深夜在床上笑的缺氧的书
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Midnight Radio 午夜电台
[No Female Lead, No So-Called System, and Definitely No One-Sided Overpowering] "I" will be killed by that terrible curse in twelve days. Before I die, I get to have some people listen to the story I tell, and I think that's a great honor. The story is about the six terrifying tales concerning Xu Long that Mr. Night once told on his midnight radio show. Each tale hints at the way one of the thirteen people at "our" radio station, apart from Mr. Night, will die. But what those readers don't know
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A Collection of Bedtime Stories to Help You Sleep 睡前助眠故事汇
Hello, everyone! I'm a new writer, Han Jiuli. Here you'll find all sorts of wonderful stories I've imagined, each one independent of the others. I hope you'll enjoy reading my work!
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With My Hands Behind My Back, I Transmigrated to the 1970s, Where I Can Make Trouble and Money with Ease 小手一背穿七零,搞事赚钱样样行
Also known as "Transmigrating into a Book Set in the Seventies: I Collect Eighty-Eight Paychecks Every Month" Su He woke up one day and transmigrated into a period novel, becoming a fake heiress who had been sent back to her village. In the book, the ungrateful real heiress was practically blessed by cheat codes, with schemes and tricks appearing one after another. The Su family ended up destroyed, while the original owner wished she were dead. Looking at her impoverished home and family members
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My Blessed Wife Weighs 280 Jin 家有福妻二百八十斤
Lin Zaozao was an ordinary college student who had just graduated. To her surprise, she got caught up in the transmigration craze and became a fool weighing a whopping 280 pounds. Becoming a fool was bad enough, but she also had a huge black birthmark on her face that made her hideously ugly. And as if being ugly weren’t enough, the local authorities arranged for her to marry five husbands. Her five husbands were blind, lame, deaf, mute, and paralyzed, respectively. With her, a fool, added to th
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Power Over the World, Sword in Hand Beneath the Heavens 权倾天下,剑挽天华
[Feel-good power fantasy] Originally titled My Money, Your Life: We're Both Crazy and The Unmatched Little Jinx. Someone had set a trap to make everyone turn against me. “It's fine, I have a System…” Luo Yinyou reassured herself. “Even if the System is a total troll!” The world order shifted, the distribution of fortune changed, and countless geniuses emerged. Among them, the young lord Ye Ci of Dragon Island shone brightest, hailed as the strongest Divine Soul Realm cultivator of the age! “Ye
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The Female Lead Planned to Quit and Leave Showbiz, but Her Absurd Antics Made Her a Sensation 准备摆烂退圈的女主,靠沙雕爆火
[Rebirth + Silly Comedy + A New Kind of Scumbag-Taking-Down + Tons of Systems + There Really Is Only One Variety Show in the Whole Story] After being caught in a storm of scandals, losing her fiancé to another woman, and dying miserably, Fan Er learns that she's the one and only granddaughter the richest man lost years ago, and the original female lead of this world. Reborn, Fan Er first returns to her family and reclaims her heritage. What do revenge and face-slapping the terrible couple matter
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I Woke Up in a Madman’s Arms, Only to Find I’m the Sucker 疯批怀里惊坐起,冤种竟是我自己
[Devoted couple + goofy comedy + transmigration into a book + mind-reading + sweet romance + groveling redemption + indulgent wish fulfillment + fictional setting] A deeply devoted, doting, deranged demon lord × a clever, quirky, adorable, goofy female disciple Sang Wanning transmigrates. She becomes the same-named unlucky female side character who made countless readers sigh with regret. In the original novel, Sang Wanning has a face of breathtaking beauty, and all the men fall head over heels
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Kiss Me, You Little Rascal. Don’t Be Nervous, Big Brother Will Spoil You 热吻坏宝,乖乖别紧张,哥哥宠你
Originally titled The Sweet Temptation: The Celibate Top-Tier Star Gets Wild in Private [Ultra-sweet mutual flirting and pampering + secretly married top-tier star + livestreamed dating show] [A soft and alluring candy-sweet girl x a bewitchingly charming, roguish top-tier star] Gu Xingnuan was raised in a top-tier wealthy family, showered with love. She was beautiful and soft, alluring yet pure and charming... The one thing she'd actually done herself in this life was pursue Mo Shiyu on a whim
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Dream Talk of the Journey to the West 梦话西游
Dream-Talk Journey to the West: May on the Western Road tells the story of how the Golden Cicada's tenth-life disciple begins the pilgrimage to the West from the start once more, and leads Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing, and the White Dragon Horse on a journey of one hundred and eight thousand li. The story takes a new direction from the classic Journey to the West. Drawing on their own unique perspective and blending reality with dreamlike fantasy, the author opens up a thrilling and enterta
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A Lamp in the Sea of Bitterness: Selected Essays 苦海明灯之杂文精选
This book is primarily a collection of carefully selected, beautifully written essays. Its language is concise, with a lively, witty sense of humor. Suitable for readers of all ages, it offers a light read that explores life's many flavors and reflects on the familiar realities of society.
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The Hilarious Dating Show Is Taking Over, and the Movie Emperor's Wife Is a Real Force 沙雕恋综吹满地,影帝夫人真给力
A sweet, sassy, fiery, hilarious beauty vs. the impossibly handsome heartthrob actor [Showbiz dating show + hilarious antics + sworn enemies + both leads are romantically inexperienced + swoony, flirtatious sweetness + both reborn + marriage before love] A lighthearted, laugh-out-loud sweet treat! In her previous life, Su Qingnuan died suddenly while operating an excavator. Reborn into the body of a namesake D-list nobody everyone loved to hate, she runs into her old nemesis on a dating show! Su
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Please Stop, the Exercise Ended Ages Ago 求求你收手吧,演习早结束了
Li Xiu was selected to take part in a safety drill, and his mission was to rob a bank. That was bad enough, but just as he set out, his father-in-law showed up to demand money. Father-in-law: “You have to give me this 200,000 yuan today, or I’m not letting you leave.” With no other choice, Li Xiu decided to take his father-in-law to the bank. The moment he pulled out a pistol and put on a mask, his father-in-law was stunned. Father-in-law: “You’re really ruthless. You’d rob a bank over a 200,000
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I Thought We Were Brothers, but You Tricked Me into Robbing a Bank? 我把你当兄弟,你骗我抢银行?
After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lu Ming’s friend Zhou Hang took part in a military exercise, playing the role of a bank robber. Zhou Hang decided to recruit Lu Ming to play a robber too. For security reasons, he couldn’t tell him the truth about the exercise, so he used an invitation to dinner as an excuse to get Lu Ming out of the house. “Isn’t this just dinner? Do you really have to withdraw cash at the bank?” Watching his good friend Zhou Hang, who’d invited him to dinner, Lu Ming s
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The First Emperor Overhears My Thoughts: He Unifies the World, Not Just the Six Kingdoms 始皇偷听我心声,不统六国统全球
[Main story has no romance, and is set in an alternate Great Qin. Not everything is historical: a mix of history and comedy] "The final bonus chapter is for readers' satisfaction and has a hint of romance. If that bothers you, feel free to skip it" Good news: Li Jiang transmigrates to the Qin dynasty and gets to see her idol in person. At last, she lays eyes on the legendary ancestor, nearly two meters tall, with thick brows and big eyes. She gets to watch the First Emperor unify the Six Kingdom
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After the Tycoon Wife's Thoughts Are Read, the Melon Patch Is Full of Spies 豪门夫人被读心后,瓜田里都是猹
[The Whole Family Hears Her Thoughts + Gossip + Everyone’s Darling + Wealthy Family + Showbiz] Ji Fei’s soul was accidentally summoned into the wrong body, and she transmigrated into a wealthy wife who was about to get divorced. [Oh wow! After the divorce, I’ll be rich, gorgeous, and single. Who needs a husband? Huh? I was framed… Divorce! Hurry up and divorce me! If they uncover the truth, I’ll never get away!] President Qin, who was about to sign the divorce papers: ??? Before long, the compan
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Oh No! It’s About to Become an Emperor! 不好!它要成帝!
Oh No! It's About to Become an Emperor!
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He Gave Me a Pot of Moss 他送了我一盆苔藓
He gave me a pot of moss.
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Warning: My Wife Is Sweet with Short Hair Too 真香警告:老婆短发也很甜
Warning: You’ll Love Your Wife’s Short Hair Too
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Quick Transmigration: Villainous Boss, Stop Tormenting Me 快穿之反派大佬别虐我
Xu Chuling was a girl whose life was plagued by misfortune. After dying suddenly, she was chosen by the System to complete missions and collect evil points, embarking on a quick transmigration journey. In world after world, she matched wits with powerful villains, eventually making them love and hate her so much that they were even willing to give everything up for her. Meanwhile, she racked up evil points and found sweet romance in every world.
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I Was Scammed, Then Extorted for Ten Thousand Yuan 我被骗了,还被勒索了一万块
I got scammed, and they extorted ten thousand yuan from me.
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Honey, Is Online Dating Fun? 老婆,网恋好玩吗?
Honey, Was Online Dating Fun?
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Phoenix Fate on a Cold Night 寒夜凤命
Phoenix Fate in the Cold Night
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That Leftover Egg Tart We Remembered for a Lifetime 那个吃剩的蛋挞,我们记了一辈子
That Leftover Egg Tart Stayed With Us for a Lifetime
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A Cultivation Master Transmigrates into the Modern Entertainment Industry 修真大佬穿越现代娱乐圈
Jiang Suyun, the undefeated God of War of the cultivation world, was betrayed by the one he loved. After his physical body was destroyed, his soul transmigrated into the modern world, where spiritual qi revival was underway. He had planned to keep a low profile as a newcomer in the entertainment industry, but during a performance, he accidentally stirred up a celestial phenomenon that drew everyone’s attention. After the show, he was attacked by a mysterious assailant, and the power of the stars
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I Used This Face to Snag a Peerless Husband 我用这张脸骗了个绝世老公
I Used This Face to Snag the Perfect Husband
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The Slipper-Wearing Bandit Is Taming Her Husband Online 拖鞋女土匪在线驯夫
The Slipper-Wearing Bandit Takes Her Husband in Hand
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I Just Came Back to Life, and I've Died 21 Times Already. Who Can Top That? 刚还阳,21连死,就问还有谁?
(A silly, wild imagination, everyone's favorite, no romance, lots of twists.) Mi Le has only just returned to life and entered someone else's womb when she loses 21 little lives in a row, only to be blasted right out of her mother's body! The grandmother who adopts her is a mysterious tomb guardian, and she leaves Mi Le to be raised by ghosts from the time she's little. After Grandma passes away peacefully in her sleep, she leaves Mi Le an inheritance of three hundred yuan in large bills... Clut
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Reborn, the School's Queen Bee Spoils Me Even More 重生后,女校霸更宠我了
After Being Reborn, the School’s Female Bully Dotes on Me Even More
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I Sent My Boyfriend a Love Text 我给男友发了条情话
I Sent My Boyfriend a Love Text
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The Younger Puppy Boy Refuses to Behave 年下奶狗不做人
The Younger Puppy Boy Won’t Behave
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The Sweet Little Wife of the 1970s, Spoiled by Two Powerful Men 七零小甜妻,被两个大佬宠哭了
The Sweet Little Wife of the Seventies Is Adored by Two Powerful Men
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On New Year’s Eve, After My Mother-in-Law Opened the Door Three Times, My Wife Said Our Marriage Was Fake 除夕夜,岳母三次推门后,老婆说我们是假结婚
On New Year's Eve, After My Mother-in-Law Opened the Door Three Times, My Wife Said Our Marriage Was Fake
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The CEO Has Fallen for Her 总裁他沦陷了
The CEO Has Fallen for Her
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I’ll Take Your Daughter 你女儿我收下了
I’ll Take Your Daughter
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Reborn in the 1970s: The Scorned Educated Youth Just Wants to Take It Easy 重生七零:炮灰知青只想当咸鱼
After Gu Maiya was killed by her own family, she was reborn in the 1970s as a pitiful girl whose parents barely cared about her, and sent to the countryside as an educated youth. Only later did she discover that she had transmigrated into a book, becoming the awful sister-in-law and foil to the heroine of a rebirth story about a military wife! Gu Maiya was furious. They wanted her to be a foil and a stepping-stone to the heroine’s success? Then she’d break up the heroine’s destined match first a
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Reborn: Making the Most of My Youth 重生之不负韶华
In 2019, 31-year-old Wen Ying had found some success in her career and was happily in love, making others envious. In 2004, 16-year-old Wen Ying was struggling at school, secretly in love with her dream guy, and having a miserable time. One day in 2019, Wen Ying woke up back in 2004. She was 16 again, writing furiously in the exam hall during her high school entrance exams... Given the chance to restart her life, Wen Ying refused to waste her youth or leave any regrets behind this time!
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Forced to Become the Stepmother of Five Villains 被迫成了五个反派的后娘
After transmigrating, she found herself a stepmother, and every one of her stepchildren was destined to become a major villain. The reason? Their stepmother had been cruel, vicious, and utterly unreliable. Qiao Lianlian was mortified. Luckily, Heaven had sent her here. From then on, she patiently taught the children to be kind, and the little string beans grew into chubby dumplings. But just then, the children’s father returned, and Qiao Lianlian discovered that four of the five children had ast
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Transmigrated as a Hopeless Romantic? Whatever, I'll Change That 穿成恋爱脑?无所谓,我会改
[Super-fast quick transmigration + no romance + unhinged heroine (how she completes her missions depends on her mood)] Jiang Nian's so-called promotion was really just a lateral transfer. Bound to a lovesick System, she began her life as an overworked office drone, working herself to the bone with gritted teeth. A scumbag ruined my family, and I'm supposed to melt his heart with love? No way! I'll ruin his reputation instead. A prince who can't recognize a good woman and falls for a pretty-boy s
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With the Tyrant’s Mind-Reading Ability, I’m Slaying My Way Through the Imperial Palace 有了暴君读心术,我在皇宫杀疯了
[Hilarious Transmigration + Historical Romance + Mind Reading + Pocket Space with a Spirit Spring + Healing a Yandere + Palace Intrigue and Power Struggles + Sweet, Devoted Romance + Medical Skills] Modern miracle doctor Ye Li dies suddenly and transmigrates, becoming the neglected consort of a deranged tyrant. The tyrant is a madman, a complete lunatic, and every night he goes on a killing spree. The original heroine is blinded by love and gullibly trusts Prince Jin's vows. She helps him kill t
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The Village's Rugged Hunter Brought the Sweet Young Educated Youth Home 村头糙汉把小娇包知青拐回了家
[Complete] [Complete] [Transmigration + portable space + doting husband + raising children] After breaking up with her ex-boyfriend, she went on a drinking binge. When she woke up, she was somewhere else. Li Wan could only sigh at her bad luck. To top it off, she’d become a delicate little educated youth who couldn’t do a single thing. Yan Muxi, a total scaredy-cat, trembled in fear. All she could do was accept her fate and keep her head down. Hey, you... Stop staring. Yes, you, the rugged guy.
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The Lovesick Lord Li Spoils Me Rotten in His Arms 病娇厉爷在我怀里恃宠而骄
[Showbiz + yandere + devoted husband] Rumor has it that the Li family has an untouchable ancestor: devastatingly handsome, frail, and disabled. You can’t scold him or criticize him. You can only spoil him, or keep your distance. Gu Zhiyu, who transmigrates into a yandere novel as a minor cannon-fodder character, thinks the same way. But no matter where she hides each night, he always finds her... “Zhizhi, would you do me the favor of falling into my hands?” Later, she notices that whenever he se
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I’m Going Wild Without a Care, Let Me Enjoy My Idleness in the Imperial Ancestral Temple 嘎嘎发疯不内耗,老娘摆烂享太庙
[Print edition signed for publication] [Insanely outrageous wish-fulfillment + a few secret identities + savage online roasts + devoted romance with both leads’ first love + dazzling the world] In her previous life, she died with regrets. Now she has been reborn in the middle of a massive online hate campaign! If they’re going to hate on her anyway, she might as well stop pretending! Her scumbag fiancé gets shoved into a cold pool, then coughs and blames her? Sheng Wenyin: “What, caught a cold?
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Quick Transmigration: The Short-Tempered Heroine Goes on a Rampage 快穿之暴躁女配在线发疯
[Strong heroine + lighthearted comedy + violent literature + groveling chase~ + mild angst + romance pairing, pairing not fixed] 1. The pro heroine in the supporting role is so bizarre~ Xiaojiu, do you think this is just a simple pro story? Hongdou: What else would it be? Xiaojiu, smiling.jpg 2. A slack-off-and-raise-kids System? Rampaging Doudou is raising children... Xiaojiu, can I give up on this mission? I’m seriously about to lose it~ Aaaah, I can’t handle this brat~ Xiaojiu smiles and says
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The Nation’s Movie Emperor Has a Secret Crush on Me 国民影帝暗恋我
Word is that national heartthrob Yu Qianfan has someone he secretly loves? Fans: “No, I don’t believe it! He loves us!” Word is that the person Yu Qianfan secretly loves is Queen Li? Fans: “Li Jin? No way! Those two don’t get along. This rumor is definitely false!” During a variety show game, Yu Qianfan put his hand on a lie detector. Host: “I heard you have a secret crush. Is it Li Jin?” Li Jin shot him a cold look. Yu Qianfan answered, “No.” Zap! The red lights flashed, and the alarm blared. L
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Help! The Mind-Reading Tyrant Insists on Spoiling Me 急!有读心术的暴君非要宠我
After she touched the tyrant’s skull, which had been polished into a wine bowl, she unexpectedly transmigrated into the empress who died the most gruesome death in history. Every day, she plotted to kill the tyrant and become empress in her own right, unaware that he could read minds. When the tyrant fell gravely ill, she wept and begged Heaven to let her trade her own years of life for his safety. The tyrant was deeply moved, until he suddenly heard her thoughts: [If he’s so sick, hurry up and
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The Queen Starts Out as a Top-Tier Star 女王从顶流做起
[Print edition preorders open September 5, 2026, at 7:00 p.m.] From the start, she transmigrates and nearly kills her younger brother. If she doesn't complete the System's missions, she'll be punished with electric shocks. Following the System's instructions, Nan Xiangwan joins a survival show for aspiring idols. While the other young women sing and dance... Nan Xiangwan: “I'll perform a brick-breaking trick with my bare hands!”
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A Journey Toward Life 一路向生
My new book is here! You’re welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well!
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Quick Transmigration: Reborn in Ancient Times as a Madman 快穿:重生回古代当疯批
Shen Qianyue was an utterly ordinary office worker who was reborn in ancient times. Just going crazy in a different place. “What are you, a lunatic, arguing with me for?” “Don’t mess with me. When I go crazy, I even hit myself.” “Wife, when our two moons join forces, we’ll be invincible.” So I wasn’t the one who transmigrated? Those decades in another world were? “Let me go. He can’t manage without me.” “Next life, let me be the one to find you, okay?” What? I’m a top-tier star? Someone says I’v
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Borrowing Moonlight from the Mortal World 向人间赊月光
My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support is what keeps me writing, and I'll do my best to tell every story well!
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