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1. 3451 别 Stop Ruining Classic Lines with Tired Memes 别拿经典台词玩烂梗 Glutinous Rice Candy Is So Sweet糯米糖好甜8k WordsCompleted Stop Running Classic Lines Into the Ground —Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 3452 丈 While I Waited in Line to Pay After My Mother-in-Law’s Car Crash, My Wife Was Laughing with the Driver in the Stairwell 丈母娘车祸我在排队缴费，老婆却在楼梯间和肇事者谈笑 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔27k WordsCompleted While I was lining up to pay the hospital bill after my mother-in-law's car accident, my wife was laughing and chatting with the driver who hit her in the stairwell. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 3453 女 My Girlfriend Said She Was a Bridesmaid, but on the Local Trending Page, She Was the Bride Being 'Played' 女友说在做伴娘，同城热门里她却是那个被“玩”的新娘 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔21k WordsCompleted My girlfriend said she was a bridesmaid, but on the city's trending page, she was the bride being "played with." 2Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 3454 蜜 She Insisted on Going to Tibet for Our Honeymoon, but When Altitude Sickness Hit, She Cried, 'Brother Shen, Save Me' 蜜月她非要去西藏，高反时嘴里喊的却是“深哥救我” Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔25k WordsCompleted She insisted on going to Tibet for our honeymoon. When altitude sickness hit, she cried out, "Brother Shen, save me!" —Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 3455 我 I Said the Company Was About to Go Under, and That Night I Saw My Wife Listing My Things for Sale Online 我说公司快倒闭，当晚就看见老婆在二手网挂卖我的东西 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔22k WordsCompleted I said the company was on the verge of bankruptcy. That very night, I saw my wife listing my belongings for sale on a secondhand marketplace. —Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 3456 我 The Girlfriend I Proposed to Seven Times Married Someone Else 我求婚七次的女友，嫁给了别人 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔Marriage & Romance25k WordsCompleted The woman I proposed to seven times married someone else. —Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 3457 真 The Truly Lonely Creator God 真孤独的创世神 Chives Aren't Winey韭菜不是酒y16k WordsCompleted The Truly Lonely Creator God 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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   12. The creator god, who has lived for billions of years and has witnessed the joys and sorrows of the world, is like a child at heart. He can be warmed by a small bracelet and is gentle to the core.

8. 3458 老 My Wife Posted, 'Eating Alone Is So Lonely' 老婆发圈“一人晚餐好孤单” Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔11k WordsCompleted My wife posted on social media: "Eating dinner alone is so lonely." —Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 3459 记 The Memory Repairer: Reading the Dead’s Final Secrets 《记忆修复师：读取逝者最后的秘密》 2026 Starting Line2026起跑线19k WordsCompleted The Memory Repairer: Uncovering the Dead’s Final Secrets —Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 3460 家 I Installed a Hidden Camera to Catch a Thief, but It Caught My Wife with the Property Manager 家里装了隐形摄像头抓小偷，却抓到了老婆和物业经理 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔22k WordsCompleted We installed a hidden camera at home to catch a thief, but it caught my wife with the property manager. —Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 3461 时 The Father in the Rift of Time and Space 《时空裂缝里的父亲》 2026 Starting Line2026起跑线24k WordsCompleted The Father in the Rift Between Worlds —Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 3462 演 During the Concert’s 'Kiss Cam' Moment, the Camera Cut to My Wife in the Middle of the Crowd 演唱会大屏的“接吻时刻”，镜头切到了中间的老婆 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔29k WordsCompleted During the concert's big-screen "kiss cam" moment, the camera landed on my wife in the middle of it all. 88Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 3463 他 The Seventh Loop: He Dies in Six Hours, and I Become His Last Letter 《第7次循环》“他死在6小时后，我活成他的遗书” 2026 Starting Line2026起跑线21k WordsCompleted The Seventh Loop: “He Dies in Six Hours. I Become His Last Letter.” —Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 3464 暴 I Went to Pick Up My Wife After Work on a Stormy Night and Saw Her Kissing Her Ex in His Porsche 暴雨夜去接下班的老婆，看见她正坐上前任的保时捷接吻 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔20k WordsCompleted I went to pick up my wife after work on a stormy night and saw her getting into her ex's Porsche, kissing him. —Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 3465 深 Calls from the Abyss (Part One) (Chapters 1-9) 深渊来电（第一部）（1-9）章 2026 Starting Line2026起跑线88k WordsCompleted Abyssal Call (Part One), Chapters 1-9 —Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 3466 女 My Girlfriend Bought Two Hermès Bags, One for Herself and One for Her Ex-Boyfriend’s Mom 女友刷了两个爱马仕，一个给她自己，一个给前男友的妈 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔18k WordsCompleted My girlfriend swiped her card for two Hermès bags, one for herself and one for her ex-boyfriend's mother —Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 3467 那 The Braised Pork Was Especially Salty That Day 《那天的红烧肉特别咸》 2026 Starting Line2026起跑线17k WordsCompleted The Braised Pork Was Especially Salty That Day 1Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 3468 七 On Our Seventh Anniversary, She Celebrated 'Single Night' with Someone Else at a Five-Star Hotel 七周年纪念日，她在五星级酒店和别人庆祝“单身夜” Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔17k WordsCompleted On our seventh anniversary, she celebrated her "single night" with someone else at a five-star hotel —Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 3469 火 It Burned at 1,200 Degrees in the Crematorium, Yet It Kept Walking 《火化炉里烧了一千二百度，它还在走》 2026 Starting Line2026起跑线26k WordsCompleted It’s Been Burning at 1,200 Degrees in the Cremation Furnace, but It’s Still Walking —Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 3470 为 To Buy Her Brother a House, She Secretly Sold My Sentimental Childhood Home 为了给她弟弟买房，她偷偷卖了我有纪念意义的老宅 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔26k WordsCompleted To buy her younger brother a house, she secretly sold my beloved old family home, which held so many memories for me —Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 3471 重 Reborn to Crush My Enemies: The CEO Kneels and Begs Me to Get Back Together 《重生虐渣，总裁跪着求复合》 2026 Starting Line2026起跑线17k WordsCompleted Reborn to Crush My Enemies: The CEO Begs on His Knees for Me to Take Him Back —Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 3472 岳 I Gave My Mother-in-Law a Massage Chair for Her Birthday, but Its Reflective Back Revealed My Wife with Her Personal Trainer 岳母生日我送了按摩椅，却在椅背反光看到了老婆和私教 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔33k WordsCompleted I gave my mother-in-law a massage chair for her birthday, but its reflective back showed me my wife with her personal trainer 1Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 3473 我 The Hide I Painted Came to Life 《我画的皮活了》 2026 Starting Line2026起跑线22k WordsCompleted The Skins I Painted Came to Life 3Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 3474 情 On Valentine’s Day, She Said She Was Comforting Her Heartbroken Best Friend, but I Saw Her in a Trending Video 情人节她说在陪闺蜜失恋，我却在热搜视频里看到了她 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔24k WordsCompleted On Valentine's Day, she said she was comforting her heartbroken best friend, but I spotted her in a trending video —Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 3475 直 After Giving the King of Hell a Live Stream Bath, I Became the Underworld’s Top-Tier Star 《直播给阎王搓澡后，我成了地府顶流》 2026 Starting Line2026起跑线18k WordsCompleted After Giving the King of Hell a Bath on Livestream, I Became the Underworld's Top-Tier Star 1Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 3476 女 My Girlfriend Said Her Brother Was Sick and Needed 100,000, Then Blocked Me and Posted About Her Happy Relationship After I Transferred the Money 女朋友说她弟病了需要十万块，转账后屏蔽我秀恩爱 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔22k WordsCompleted My girlfriend said her younger brother was sick and needed 100,000 yuan. After I transferred the money, she blocked me and posted lovey-dovey photos —Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 3477 我 I Took My Brother’s College Entrance Exam, and Tsinghua and Peking University Both Wanted Me 《我替哥哥高考，清华北大抢着要我》 2026 Starting Line2026起跑线18k WordsCompleted I Took My Brother’s Place in the College Entrance Exam, and Tsinghua and Peking University Are Fighting to Recruit Me —Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 3478 刚 The Cameras in Our Newly Installed Smart Home Caught My Wife Bringing Three Men Home to Play Mahjong 刚装修好的智能家居，监控拍到老婆带三男人回家打麻将 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔24k WordsCompleted In our newly renovated smart home, the security cameras caught my wife bringing three men home to play mahjong —Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 3479 魔 The Demon Lord Writes Complaint Letters Every Day, and the Bigwigs of the Three Realms Are Panicking 魔尊天天写举报信，三界大佬全慌了 Guest from Ten Thousand Mountains万山客12k WordsCompleted The Demon Venerable Writes Complaint Letters Every Day, and the Bigwigs of the Three Realms Are All Panicking 134Reads—Score124Shelves

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    Interesting, imaginative

30. 3480 资 I Supported My Girlfriend Through Three Years of Grad School, but on Her Thesis Defense Day, She Proposed to Her Advisor in Front of Everyone 资助女友读研三年，毕业答辩那天她当众向导师求婚 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔25k WordsCompleted I funded my girlfriend's graduate studies for three years, but on the day of her thesis defense, she proposed to her advisor in front of everyone —Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 3481 穿 Reborn as a Mythical Beast in the Background of a Myth, I Defy the Script and Become a God 穿成神话背景板神兽，反套路封神 Guest from Ten Thousand Mountains万山客7k WordsCompleted Reincarnated as a Mythical Beast in the Background of a Myth, I Defy the Tropes and Become a God —Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 3482 大 On Our Wedding Day, I Saw Her Kissing Her 'Godbrother' Passionately in the Makeup Room 大婚当天我在化妆间看到她和“干哥哥”吻得难舍难分 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔15k WordsCompleted On our wedding day, I saw her in the dressing room, kissing her "sworn brother" like they couldn't bear to part —Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 3483 不 If We’re Not Close, So Be It 不熟就不熟吧 King William wp威廉王wp12k WordsCompleted If we’re not close, then we’re not close. 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Feeling good? Yes; feel angst? Yes; pure art? Yes; it's up to you!

34. 3484 别 Stop Pretending! I’m Taking Your System 别装了！你的系统我收定了 Guest from Ten Thousand Mountains万山客12k WordsCompleted Stop Pretending! I'm Taking Your System —Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 3485 能 The Lost-and-Found Bookshop That Trades in Regrets 能交换遗憾的拾遗书店 King William wp威廉王wp6k WordsCompleted The Lost-and-Found Bookshop That Trades in Regrets —Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 3486 笑 This Is Hilarious: The System Intern Cries Every Day 笑麻了，系统实习生天天哭唧唧 Guest from Ten Thousand Mountains万山客19k WordsCompleted I'm Dead! The System Intern Cries Every Day 21Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 3487 欲 Words Unspoken! 欲说还休！ King William wp威廉王wp10k WordsCompleted Longing, Left Unspoken! —Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 3488 夫 My Husband Keeps His Cousin. Surely I Can Keep a Convict Slave 夫君养表妹，我养个罪奴不过分吧 Smiling Sweet Candy微笑甜糖10k WordsCompleted My husband keeps a young female cousin, so surely there’s nothing wrong with me keeping a convict slave. —Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 3489 你 You’re Not Worthy! 你不配！ King William wp威廉王wp6k WordsCompleted You're Not Worthy! —Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 3490 绣 The Unfinished Embroidered Screen 绣屏未竟 King William wp威廉王wpMarriage & Romance6k WordsCompleted The Embroidery Screen, Still Unfinished —Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 3491 晚 Late-Night Lamp! 晚灯！ King William wp威廉王wp6k WordsCompleted Late Lamp! 4Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 3492 废 The Good-for-Nothing Son-in-Law Awakens and Shakes the City 废柴赘婿之觉醒震全城 King William wp威廉王wp10k WordsCompleted The Good-for-Nothing Son-in-Law Awakens and Shocks the Entire City —Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 3493 京 The Spoiled Scion of the Capital's Elite Circle Keeps Wanting to Experience the Joy of Being a Girl 京圈纨绔总想体验做女生的快乐 Yi Xin怡伈9k WordsCompleted The Spoiled Rich Kid of the Capital Circle Is Always Eager to Experience the Joys of Being a Girl —Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 3494 我 I Found My Mother-in-Law a Match, and She Left Me Her Millions on Her Deathbed 我给婆婆觅良缘，她临终把千万家产留给我 Yi Xin怡伈10k WordsCompleted I Found My Mother-in-Law a New Love, and She Left Me Her Multimillion-Dollar Estate on Her Deathbed —Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 3495 九 Nine Years of Love, Wasted. From Now On, We Go Our Separate Ways 九年深情错付，从此你我殊途 Yi Xin怡伈8k WordsCompleted Nine Years of Devotion, All for Nothing. From Now On, We Go Our Separate Ways 2Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 3496 她 She Called Me Useless? I Turned Her Immortal Mountain to Rubble 她嫌我废物？反手崩了她的仙山 Pig Hero Is Eighteen Every Year猪猪侠年年十八岁11k WordsCompleted She Called Me a Useless Loser? I Turned Around and Destroyed Her Immortal Mountain —Reads—Score—Shelves

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47. 3497 赘 The Live-In Son-in-Law Comes Clean! I'm Done Hiding! The Whole City Kneels! 赘婿摊牌了！不装了！全城跪！ Pig Hero Is Eighteen Every Year猪猪侠年年十八岁6k WordsCompleted The Live-In Son-in-Law Comes Clean! No More Pretending! The Whole City Kneels! —Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 3498 离 Thrown Out After the Divorce, I Saved the Richest Man's Daughter That Very Night 离婚被赶出门，当晚救活首富千金 Pig Hero Is Eighteen Every Year猪猪侠年年十八岁Modern Romance10k WordsCompleted Thrown Out After the Divorce, He Revives the Richest Man's Daughter That Very Night —Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 3499 盼 May My Heart Find a Home 盼吾心有归处 Sleepy Hot Americano好困的热美式20k WordsCompleted May My Heart Find a Place to Call Home 169Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Short stories, tales, ancient romances~

50. 3500 拒 I Refused the Imperial Palace, Yet Fell Right into the Regent's Trap 拒入深宫，却偏偏落入摄政王局中 Sleepy Hot Americano好困的热美式11k WordsCompleted She refuses to enter the imperial palace, only to fall straight into the Regent's trap. 159Reads—Score—Shelves

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