Hilarious Short Stories, Complete 爆笑，短文。已完结

1. 251 渣 The Scumbag Forced Me to Give Up My Spot, Then Insulted Me 渣男逼我让名额还辱骂 Kindhearted Juan Shoutian好心好意的倦收天Modern Romance6k WordsCompleted The Scumbag Makes Me Give Up My Spot, Then Insults Me —Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 252 发 Captain of the Faqiu Order: The Lost Coffin of Mount Mang 发丘中郎将·邙山遗棺 Just Writing for Fun in My Spare Time闲时写着玩19k WordsCompleted The Tomb Raider General: The Ancient Coffin of Mount Mang 6Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 253 重 Reborn and Escaping the Warlord's Residence: This Time, I'm Free! 重生逃离督军府，这一世自由！ Kindhearted Juan Shoutian好心好意的倦收天6k WordsCompleted Reborn, I Escape the Warlord's Residence. This Time, I'm Free! 2Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 254 重 On the Day I Was Reborn, I Tore Up the Family Inheritance Agreement 重生之日，我撕毁全家的遗产协议 Just Writing for Fun in My Spare Time闲时写着玩Urban29k WordsCompleted On the Day I Was Reborn, I Tore Up My Family's Inheritance Agreement 2Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 255 替 I Took a Sword for My Master and Became a Cripple, Now I Rise from the Ashes to Exact My Revenge 替师尊挡剑成废人，今朝涅槃强势复仇 Kindhearted Juan Shoutian好心好意的倦收天7k WordsCompleted I Became a Cripple After Taking a Sword for My Master. Now I Rise from the Ashes and Take Vicious Revenge —Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 256 纸 Paper Effigies and the Yin Shop (Part One) 纸扎阴铺(一) Just Writing for Fun in My Spare Time闲时写着玩17k WordsCompleted Paper Effigies and the Yin Shop (1) 18Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 257 百 The Hundred-Year-Old Divine Healer's Valley Master Lost His Powers, His Medicine Cauldron Was Destroyed, and His Hand Crippled. Now He's Back to Collect a Blood Debt 百岁神医谷主散功，药鼎被毁手被废，强势归来讨血债 Kindhearted Juan Shoutian好心好意的倦收天8k WordsCompleted The Hundred-Year-Old Divine Healer Valley Master Loses His Cultivation, His Medicine Cauldron Is Destroyed, and His Hand Is Crippled. Now He Returns in Force to Make Them Pay in Blood —Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 258 千 The Heiress Returns to Her Family 千金回归一家亲 Just Writing for Fun in My Spare Time闲时写着玩33k WordsCompleted The Heiress Returns, Reuniting the Family 19Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 259 我 My Little Sister Fubao, After Her Husband Died 我妹福宝，死了老公之后 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折9k WordsCompleted My Sister Fubao, After Her Husband Dies 3kReads—Score—Shelves

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   Very short stories, different types, good-looking

10. 260 重 Reborn at My 1980s Wedding: The Scumbag Wants to Steal the Bride? I'll Broadcast a Surprise to the Whole Village 重生八零婚礼现场，渣男想抢亲？我直接广播全村送惊喜 Kindhearted Juan Shoutian好心好意的倦收天Modern Romance8k WordsCompleted Reborn at My 1980s Wedding, the Scumbag Wants to Steal the Bride? I'll Broadcast a Surprise to the Whole Village —Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 261 电 Esports: A Flame-Spouting Female Streamer Going Pro Makes Perfect Sense 电竞：喷子女主播打职业很合理吧 Qing Yi青意Modern Romance280k WordsCompleted [Heroine: pro player, blunt, trash-talker, comedian, hopeless romantic] [Hero: retired player, coach, beautiful, shy, secretly a hopeless romantic] An esports novel with a fictional game setting and an age gap between the leads. Note: The tags were a bit off when this book first launched. This is a female-oriented romance with a tiny bit of same-sex content. Readers who can't accept the heroine making mistakes may want to steer clear. Chen Kong (empty) is a well-known trash-talking streamer in t 10.5kReads9.4Score1.4kShelves

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    The second book is the funniest. The synopsis says it's a "classic, hilarious, and critically acclaimed work," and the author's writing is very mature. You'll definitely make a profit if you read this! [Thumbs up][Thumbs up][Thumbs up] The first book is the funniest when the female lead is criticizing netizens. After she does it, she trends on social media, and the male lead has to clean up her mess. [Facepalm][Facepalm][Facepalm] The third book is described as "a story about a stubborn, arrogant girl who gets tormented by a little witch until she can no longer be arrogant." I already laughed just from the synopsis! [Laughing and crying][Laughing and crying][Laughing and crying]

12. 262 他 After His Herniated Disc, He Swindled People Out of Money and Sex 他腰椎间盘突出后，骗财骗色 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折10k WordsCompleted After His Herniated Disc, He Swindled People Out of Their Money and Their Virtue 289Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 263 重 Reborn to Face Off Against a Fake Foe Who Bragged, I Used a Little Trick to Ruin Her Reputation 重生归来遇虚伪对手炫耀，我略施小计，让她身败名裂 Kindhearted Juan Shoutian好心好意的倦收天8k WordsCompleted After being reborn, I ran into a smug, fake rival who wanted to show off. I used a simple trick to ruin her reputation and bring her down. —Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 264 女 The Goddess Took Her Backup on a Blind Date, and Things Took an Unexpected Turn 女神带我这备胎去相亲，结果意外 The Strategist策略派10k WordsCompleted My crush took me, her backup option, along on a blind date, and then something unexpected happened. 5.8kReads—Score—Shelves
15. 265 未 My Fiancé and the Tycoon System Ran Off, While My Dog Awakened a World-Destroying System 未婚夫和神豪系统跑了，我的狗觉醒灭世系统 Bai Feng of the Chafarinas Islands查法里纳斯群岛的白凤8k WordsCompleted My Fiancé Ran Off with His God-Tier System, and My Dog Awakened a World-Destroying System —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The first story features a princess who cleverly counters every move, exposing the conspiracy of the crown prince and the descendants of the deposed king, leading to their execution. The second story is a lighthearted and entertaining tale: the fiancé awakens a super-rich system and wants to break up, while the dog awakens a world-destroying system and wants to destroy the world, but still loves its master the most.

16. 266 重 Reborn, I Fed a Beggar and Saved the Prince Regent, Driving the Phoenix Man Mad! 重生归来喂乞丐却救下摄政王，凤凰男气疯！ Kindhearted Juan Shoutian好心好意的倦收天7k WordsCompleted Reborn, I Feed a Beggar and Save the Regent, Driving the Phoenix Man Mad! —Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 267 她 She's Such a Flirt 她那么撩 Baby Ditou呆头宝宝Modern Romance183k WordsCompleted [Signed for publication] [Sweet romance + short story] Shen Xiao, renowned as a captivating beauty, pursued Han Ce for five years. Only after they married did she learn that he had fallen in love with her at first sight and had been secretly enjoying her pursuit all along. After an accident sends her back to the beginning, when she first met Han Ce, she hears the heir of the Han family sneer in front of his childhood friends: “Shen Xiao? A childhood betrothal? I'd rather stay single than marry h 14.2kReads9.4Score2.1kShelves
18. 268 分 After We Broke Up, I Married My Ex's Best Friend 分手后，我娶了前任的闺蜜 The Strategist策略派Marriage & Romance18k WordsCompleted After the breakup, I married my ex's best friend. 4.2kReads—Score—Shelves

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    All are completed short stories

19. 269 护 I Became Disabled Protecting My Wife, Only to Be Abandoned. Reborn, I Watched Her Suffer the Consequences 护妻成残废反被弃，重生归来我冷眼旁观看她自食恶果 Kindhearted Juan Shoutian好心好意的倦收天6k WordsCompleted I became disabled protecting my wife, only to be abandoned. Reborn, I return and coldly watch her suffer the consequences of her own actions. —Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 270 同 My Girlfriend Vanished at Our Class Reunion, Driving Me Insane 同学会女友失踪，搞得我神经错乱 The Strategist策略派Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted My girlfriend vanished at our class reunion, and it drove me out of my mind. 2.3kReads—Score—Shelves
21. 271 被 After Being Jilted, I Chose a Worthless Snake as My Husband. Everyone Mocked Me, But Now He's a True Dragon and Delivers a Stinging Comeback 被退婚选废蛇为夫，众人嘲讽，今朝他化真龙狂打脸 Kindhearted Juan Shoutian好心好意的倦收天9k WordsCompleted After being dumped over a broken engagement, I chose a useless snake for a husband. Everyone mocked us, but now he's transformed into a true dragon and is giving them all a face-slapping. —Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 272 美 A Beauty Says She's Pregnant, but I Only Brushed Against Her Skirt 美女说怀孕了，可我只碰了下她裙子 The Strategist策略派Marriage & Romance10k WordsCompleted A beautiful woman says she’s pregnant, but all I did was touch her skirt. 686Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 273 入 After Five Years as a Live-In Son-in-Law and Househusband, My Wife Called Me Tacky. I Walked Away and Crushed Her Jewelry Empire 入赘五年成煮夫，被嫌俗后我转身，让前妻珠宝帝国崩塌 Kindhearted Juan Shoutian好心好意的倦收天8k WordsCompleted After five years as a live-in son-in-law, I became a househusband. She called me tacky, so I walked away and brought my ex-wife's jewelry empire crashing down. —Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 274 美 A Beauty Shouts from a Cave on a Deserted Island: I'm Your Rib! 美女在荒岛洞内喊：我是你的肋骨！ The Strategist策略派Marriage & Romance11k WordsCompleted A beauty cries out from inside a cave on a deserted island: “I’m your rib!” 238Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 275 重 Reborn in 1998, I Dumped My Loser Boyfriend and Married the Business World's Devil, Who Spoiled Me Rotten 重生1998甩掉渣男，我转身嫁给商界阎王被他宠上天 Kindhearted Juan Shoutian好心好意的倦收天Modern Romance8k WordsCompleted Reborn in 1998, I dumped my terrible boyfriend and married the ruthless king of the business world, who pampered me to the skies. —Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 276 同 My Live-In Girlfriend Gets Intimate with Her Male Best Friend, and I Smile and Go Over to Say Hello 同居女友与男闺蜜亲热，我笑着上前问好 The Strategist策略派Marriage & Romance11k WordsCompleted My live-in girlfriend got cozy with her guy best friend. I walked over with a smile to say hello. 3kReads—Score—Shelves
27. 277 失 After Losing My Memory, I Found Out the Divorce Settlement Was a Billion. I Started My Life Over and Had a Blast 失忆后发现离婚分十亿，老娘直接重启人生嗨翻天 Kindhearted Juan Shoutian好心好意的倦收天8k WordsCompleted After losing my memory, I discovered that my divorce settlement was worth a billion. I started my life over and had the time of my life! —Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 278 美 The Beautiful Manager Marries the Second Brother, Then Picks the Third at the Wedding? 美女经理嫁二弟，婚礼当场选三弟？ The Strategist策略派Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted A beautiful manager marries the second brother, then picks the third brother at the wedding? 122Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 279 狼 Bella of the Wolf Clan 狼族贝拉 Shangguan Xuan'er上官轩儿12k WordsCompleted Bella of the Wolf Clan 25Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Kane stared at the hand, a final glint of madness flashing in his eyes. He suddenly lunged forward, grabbing the bone blade at his waist and stabbing it towards Bella's abdomen! With a clang, the bone blade was repelled by an invisible golden barrier the instant it touched Bella's body. Bella didn't even flinch; she retaliated by striking Kane in the chest with her own hand. This seemingly effortless blow sent Kane flying, crashing through the stone railing of the altar. He coughed up a mouthful of blood, too exhausted even to transform. —9

30. 280 李 Li Jianguo Dared to Fire Me? I'll Show You the Fury of an Honest Man 李建国敢开我？让你试试老实人的愤怒 Kindhearted Juan Shoutian好心好意的倦收天7k WordsCompleted Li Jianguo, you dare fire me? I'll show you what happens when you push an honest man too far! —Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 281 让 Have Her Pretend to Be a Rich Heiress's Girlfriend? Winning Five Million Is Nothing 让她假扮千金女友，中奖五百万不值一提 The Strategist策略派Marriage & Romance10k WordsCompleted She pretended to be a rich heiress’s boyfriend, and winning five million was no big deal. 63Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 282 未 My Fiancé Made Me Kneel to Protect His Beloved. I Ran into the Flames and Rose to Become a Queen 未婚夫为护白月光让我下跪，我转身冲进火海逆袭成女王 Kindhearted Juan Shoutian好心好意的倦收天7k WordsCompleted My Fiancé Made Me Kneel to Protect His One True Love. I Rushed Into the Flames and Rose to Become a Queen —Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 283 她 After Her Eighth Proposal, I Left to the Sound of Her Singing 她求婚八次后，我在她的歌声中离开 The Strategist策略派10k WordsCompleted After she proposed eight times, I left to the sound of her singing. 102Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 284 毁 My Disfigured, Mute Wife Was Treated Like a Maid. She Turned Around and Ruined Her Jerk Husband's Reputation 毁容哑妻被当保姆使唤，她反手让渣男身败名裂 Kindhearted Juan Shoutian好心好意的倦收天7k WordsCompleted Her disfigured, mute wife was treated like a servant, but she turned the tables and ruined the scumbag's reputation. —Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 285 初 My First Love Faces Off Against an AI Beauty. What Should I Do? 初恋大战AI美女，我该怎么办啊 The Strategist策略派12k WordsCompleted My First Love Is Going Head-to-Head with an AI Beauty. What Should I Do? 37Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 286 租 The Rent Is 1.8 Million. I'm Not Renewing the Lease. Now the Landlord Regrets It! 租金一百八十万，我不租了，房东后悔了！ Kindhearted Juan Shoutian好心好意的倦收天6k WordsCompleted The rent is 1.8 million. I'm not renting anymore. Now the landlord regrets it! —Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 287 珍 A Cherished Silver Bracelet 珍藏一条银手链 Bright Sunny Day灿烂晴天Modern Romance132k WordsCompleted As children, Zhang Min and Guo Tingting accidentally fell into the river while playing by the bank. Li Zewen rescued them. Years later, after graduating from college, Li Zewen became their teacher. Due to family circumstances, Zhang Min dropped out of high school in her second year and went to work. Years later, she became a sales representative at a valve factory, while Guo Tingting became a nurse at the county hospital. To their surprise, Li Zewen became the man her best friend was set up with —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Sweet, funny, and with positive values

38. 288 美 The Beautiful CEO Married a Delivery Rider. After She Died, I Got Drunk and Called for Her 美女总裁嫁给外卖骑手，她死后，我醉后喊她 The Strategist策略派Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted A Stunning CEO Married a Delivery Rider. After She Died, I Called Out to Her While Drunk. 146Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 289 魂 Soul Transmigration to 1998 魂穿1998 Kindhearted Juan Shoutian好心好意的倦收天Urban298k WordsCompleted He lost his job, his girlfriend broke up with him, and the dejected Ye Chen drowned his sorrows in alcohol. When he woke up, he had transmigrated to 1998, into his own six-year-old body. From then on, the six-year-old had the experience of a thirty-five-year-old. This time, watch me turn things around and make a fortune of hundreds of billions! 1Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 290 双 A Showdown Between Two Madmen 双“颠”对决 Sweet and Sour Congee糖醋粥15k WordsCompleted A Showdown Between Two Maniacs —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Is this okay? [I'm almost crying]

41. 291 我 I Like You So Much, I Can't Control Myself 我太喜欢你了，我控制不了自己 The Strategist策略派8k WordsCompleted I Like You So Much, I Can't Control Myself. 56Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 292 暗 I've Had a Crush on My Beautiful Coworker for Three Years. Will She Say Yes If I Confess? 暗恋美女同事三年，表白后她会同意吗？ The Strategist策略派12k WordsCompleted I've Had a Crush on My Beautiful Coworker for Three Years. Will She Say Yes If I Confess? 73Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 293 美 The Beauty Turned Down My Confession, Then Showed Up at My Door Two Years Later? 美女拒绝我表白，两年后竟主动找上门？ The Strategist策略派Marriage & Romance19k WordsCompleted A Beautiful Woman Turned Down My Confession. Two Years Later, Why Did She Come Looking for Me? 57Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 294 美 A Beauty Contacts a Male Listener, but Is There a Shocking Secret Behind It? 美女联络男倾听师，背后藏着惊天秘密？ The Strategist策略派Marriage & Romance10k WordsCompleted A Beautiful Woman Gets in Touch with a Male Listener. Is There a Shocking Secret Behind It? 29Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 295 形 Three Years in a Marriage of Convenience, and Now I'm Obsessed with My Husband and His Bro 形婚三年，我磕疯了我老公和他兄弟 King Jiji1234吉吉大王12347k WordsCompleted We've been in a marriage of convenience for three years, and now I'm obsessed with shipping my husband and his best friend. —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This hilarious arranged marriage turns into a love story! A business marriage is arranged under a contract of convenience. The female lead secretly ships her boyfriend, while the male lead carefully avoids suspicion. Their mutual overthinking leads to a series of misunderstandings. It's a lighthearted and stress-relieving watch!

46. 296 富 The Rich Young Master Angered a God in His Dream, So Everyone Gets Wiped Out 富家公子惹恼梦中神，那就团灭吧 The Strategist策略派14k WordsCompleted A Rich Young Master Angers a Dream God, So the Whole Family Gets Wiped Out 27Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 297 朕 My Ugly Consort in the Painting Forgets Me Every Day 朕的画中丑妃，日日忘了朕 Yi Xin怡伈6k WordsCompleted The Ugly Consort in My Painting Forgets Me Every Day 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Funny short stories

48. 298 暗 My Unrequited Love's Tragic Past Life: Reborn, I'll Confess and Change Our Fate 暗恋校花前世凄苦，重生后我要表白改命 The Strategist策略派8k WordsCompleted My Secret Crush, the Campus Belle, Had a Miserable Past Life. Reborn, I’ll Confess and Change My Fate 21Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 299 牙 The Toothpaste Woman Appeared at Midnight. What Should I Choose? 牙膏女午夜出世，我该如何选择啊 The Strategist策略派10k WordsCompleted A Toothpaste Woman Appears at Midnight. What Should I Choose? 11Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 300 那 The Innocent Loves of Our Youth 那些青葱岁月里，懵懵懂懂的爱情 The Strategist策略派Modern Romance6k WordsCompleted The Innocent Loves of Our Youth 12Reads—Score—Shelves

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