Hilarious Short Stories, Complete 爆笑，短文。已完结

1. 1051 西 Journey to the West 2026: Did I Beg You to Save Me? Did I Even Say the Word "Please"? 西游记2026版：我求你救我了？我说了半个求字吗？ Blue Sky White Clouds i蓝天白云iMale-Channel Fanfiction9k WordsCompleted Journey to the West, 2026 Edition: Did I Ask You to Save Me? Did I Even Say the Word "Please"? 144Reads—Score—Shelves

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   A short and refreshing article written purely by hand without being ridiculous.

2. 1052 我 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap, 33.1kReads9.6Score5kShelves
3. 1053 三 Renting an Actress for New Year’s for 3,000 a Day, I Got the Cold Campus Beauty 三千一天租个女演员回家过年，租到高冷校花了 Blue Sky White Clouds i蓝天白云iMarriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted I Rented an Actress for 3,000 a Day to Spend New Year's at Home, and Got a Cold Campus Beauty 294Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 1054 当 The Cannon-Fodder Senior Brother Gets the Heroine’s Script 当炮灰大师兄拿了女主剧本 Xi Mang Is Resting西芒休息中Two Male Leads306k WordsCompleted [Goofy + Sweet Romance] Transmigrating into a melodramatic Mary Sue xianxia romance novel as the doomed senior disciple, Xiao Qinghe thinks things can’t get any more tragic. Then the System keeps assigning him bizarre missions, and the readers this time around are harder to please than ever. Can someone tell me why these missions are so suggestive?! 1.3kReads9.5Score195Shelves
5. 1055 开 From the Start, I Met a Gorgeous Blind Date? I Turned Around and Shocked the Punk Girl 开局遇见极品相亲女？我转身震惊精神小妹 Blue Sky White Clouds i蓝天白云i10k WordsCompleted From the Start, I Meet a Gorgeous Blind Date? I Turn Around and Shock the Punk Girl 14Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 1056 孽 Wicked Disciple, Stop! He’s Your Master! 孽徒住手他是你师尊 Despairing Emperor绝望皇Two Male Leads849k WordsCompleted [No heroine] [Demon King VS Heavenly Master, two powerful male leads] [Straight-laced master who says one thing and does another VS seemingly sweet, secretly scheming disciple] [Sweet romance, come on in] Shen Zhenye never imagined that just reading a book could make him transmigrate into it. He had become the villainous cannon-fodder master who abused the male lead, advanced the plot, and then died in disgrace! Looking at his disciple, who had already been abused, Shen Zhenye thought: Should I 4.3kReads9.4Score895Shelves
7. 1057 我 I Can Hear Animals' Thoughts, and a Fish Helped Me Solve the Case of a Young Woman's Murder 我能听见动物心声，一条鱼助我破了妙龄少女抛尸案 Blue Sky White Clouds i蓝天白云i9k WordsCompleted I can hear animals' thoughts. A fish helped me crack the case of a young woman's body being dumped. 8Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 1058 城 The City Has Run Out of Food? But I Can Travel to the Modern World 城中没粮食了？可我能穿梭现代啊 Blue Sky White Clouds i蓝天白云i9k WordsCompleted The city has run out of food? But I can travel to the modern world. 3Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 1059 重 Heroic Wife Reborn 重生之悍妻 Mei Guo梅果Ancient Romance2.6M WordsCompleted On her first day as the eldest princess, Yu Xiaoxiao, a military instructor from the apocalypse, marries Gu Xinglang, a young general who has been wrongfully imprisoned and tortured, and has hit the lowest point in his life. From then on, a tough woman from the apocalypse who only knows how to eat, sleep, and kill zombies finds herself bound by fate to a brave general who is loyal to his sovereign and country, stern and taciturn. The country is weak, powerful enemies loom, and the court is full 7.6kReads9.2Score894Shelves

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   [Attention] Here comes the hilarious book list, I can't stop laughing [laughing] [laughing] Who can resist such a funny article, I can't stop laughing, I can't stop laughing at all. Absolutely hilarious, I can't stop laughing, I can't stop laughing at all [Please pay attention] It's all over, watch it now [Sending my heart]

10. 1060 未 My Fiancé Doesn't Know He Signed a Seven-Night Death Pact for Me 未婚夫不知，他已替我签下七夜死亡协议 Liu Hongyi, Who Loves Toast and Eggs爱吃吐司蛋的柳红衣25k WordsCompleted My Fiancé Doesn't Know He Signed Me Up for Seven Nights of Death 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    If you are in a shortage of books, you can jump right into this book. I have already recommended it to three friends around me, and none of them said it was not good. The public's eyes are sharp, and it will not be a loss if you close your eyes.

11. 1061 客 The Inn's Secret: The Death of Liu Bai, the Waiter 客栈的秘密：店小二柳白之死 Blue Sky White Clouds i蓝天白云iHistorical10k WordsCompleted The Inn's Secret: The Death of Liu Bai, the Waiter 25Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 1062 穿 I Transmigrated Into a Book as Cannon Fodder, and Tested the Heir by Pretending to Be Poor 穿书成炮灰，靠装穷考验继承三亿 Liu Hongyi, Who Loves Toast and Eggs爱吃吐司蛋的柳红衣28k WordsCompleted I Transmigrated into a Book as Cannon Fodder, So I Pretended to Be Poor to Test the Heir to a 300 Million Fortune —Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 1063 穿 I Transmigrated Into a Rich Heir's Body, and My Wife Is a Bitch 穿书到富二代身上，妻子是个渣女 Blue Sky White Clouds i蓝天白云i8k WordsCompleted I Transmigrated into a Rich Second-Generation Heir, and My Wife Is a Horrible Woman 18Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 1064 重 Reborn as the Beloved of Everyone: The Movie Emperor's Wife Is Poor and Fierce Again 重生团宠：影帝夫人又穷又凶 Not Dim-Witted After Waking Up睡醒不呆Modern Romance2.6M WordsCompleted [Print edition signed for publication] [Insanely outrageous wish-fulfillment + a few secret identities + savage online roasts + devoted romance with both leads’ first love + dazzling the world] In her previous life, she died with regrets. Now she has been reborn in the middle of a massive online hate campaign! If they’re going to hate on her anyway, she might as well stop pretending! Her scumbag fiancé gets shoved into a cold pool, then coughs and blames her? Sheng Wenyin: “What, caught a cold? 153.1kReads9.6Score18.3kShelves

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    Good looking and funny

15. 1065 化 The Vanity Light Flickered Three Times, and My Coworker’s Eyeballs Burst into Pulp 化妆台灯闪三下，同事的眼珠爆成渣 Liu Hongyi, Who Loves Toast and Eggs爱吃吐司蛋的柳红衣25k WordsCompleted The Vanity Light Flickered Three Times, and My Coworker's Eyeballs Burst into Shreds 1Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 1066 集 I Gathered the Seven Dragon Balls and Summoned Shenron. What Three Wishes Should I Make? 集齐七颗龙珠召唤神龙，我该许三个什么愿望？ Blue Sky White Clouds i蓝天白云i8k WordsCompleted If I gather all seven Dragon Balls, I can summon the dragon. What three wishes should I make? 9Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 1067 我 I Saw How My Ex Died in Her Paint Job 我从前任的粉刷里，看见她怎么死的 Liu Hongyi, Who Loves Toast and Eggs爱吃吐司蛋的柳红衣26k WordsCompleted In my ex’s paint job, I saw how she died 1Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 1068 古 An Ancient Imperial Chef Transmigrates to the Modern World? Cooking Without Salt Is a Total Mess 古代御厨穿越现代？做菜不放盐闹麻了 Blue Sky White Clouds i蓝天白云i8k WordsCompleted An ancient imperial chef transmigrates to the modern world? He cooks without adding salt, and it's a total mess. 13Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 1069 西 Knock Four Times on the West Gate. Whoever Opens It Will Be Replaced by Whatever Is Outside 西门敲四下，谁开门，谁就会被门外东西替掉 Liu Hongyi, Who Loves Toast and Eggs爱吃吐司蛋的柳红衣25k WordsCompleted Knock four times at the west gate. Whoever opens it will be replaced by whatever is outside. —Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 1070 古 Traveling Between Past and Present, I Play an Extra at a Film Studio. Is the Black-Stockinged Director My Descendant? 古今穿梭我在影城跑龙套，黑丝女导演是我后人？ Blue Sky White Clouds i蓝天白云i10k WordsCompleted I travel between ancient and modern times, playing bit parts at a film studio. Is the director in black stockings my descendant? 4Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 1071 叮 Ding! Give Up Custody, or Your Daughter Will Be Erased 叮！放弃抚养权，你女儿将被抹杀 Liu Hongyi, Who Loves Toast and Eggs爱吃吐司蛋的柳红衣Marriage & Romance30k WordsCompleted Ding! Give Up Custody, or Your Daughter Will Be Erased 1Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 1072 皇 The Emperor Accused Me of Rebellion? I Slaughtered a Million Enemies With Just a Gun 皇帝说我造反？我一人一枪杀敌百万 Blue Sky White Clouds i蓝天白云i8k WordsCompleted The emperor says I'm rebelling? With just a gun, I can slay a million enemies. 4Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 1073 敬 After the Tea Ceremony, My Parents Were Driven into the Utility Room to Wipe Up Blood 敬茶后，我爸妈被赶进工具间擦血 Liu Hongyi, Who Loves Toast and Eggs爱吃吐司蛋的柳红衣25k WordsCompleted After the tea ceremony, my parents were thrown into the utility room to wipe up the blood 2Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 1074 我 I Sneak-Peeked at My Girlfriend's Diary, and Now She Wants to Break Up With Me 我偷看女友的日记，她要跟我分手 Blue Sky White Clouds i蓝天白云i8k WordsCompleted I secretly read my girlfriend's diary. She wants to break up with me. 275Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 1075 一 A Soy Sauce Stain Led Me to Discover My Husband Had Been Livestreaming Us for Two Months 一块酱油渍，让我发现丈夫直播我俩月 Liu Hongyi, Who Loves Toast and Eggs爱吃吐司蛋的柳红衣Marriage & Romance23k WordsCompleted A Soy Sauce Stain Led Me to Discover My Husband Had Been Livestreaming Me for Two Months 83Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 1076 精 Schizophrenia? No Problem, My Cool Big-Sister Heroine Rescues Me from a Sea of Fire 精神分裂？没关系我有女御姐火海救我 Blue Sky White Clouds i蓝天白云i9k WordsCompleted Schizophrenia? No Problem, a Hot Big-Sister Rescued Me from a Sea of Flames 2Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 1077 啊 Ah! The Villains I Drove to Darkness Can Read My Mind 啊！被我逼黑化的反派们能读我心 Yi A Ya一啊鸭Modern Romance692k WordsCompleted On the day she’s supposed to die as a vicious, brother-obsessed supporting character, she somehow gains the ability to hear the thoughts of her brothers, who have all turned evil! Standing on a high platform, Qiao Chuchu wails, “You’ll always be my brothers! I’m going to die right in front of you, so you’ll never forget me for the rest of your lives!” But what her seven gorgeous brothers hear is: [Hahaha, bye-bye! With a trillion in assets, I can live like a rich lady! You can stay here and suff 50.2kReads9.3Score5.8kShelves

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    Both of these are hilarious and completed books. They are very popular on Douyin🌸💫If you have a good laugh point, you must read it and challenge how good your laugh point is. Once I read it while eating, and I laughed out loud.

28. 1078 嫌 She Mocked My Chinese-Made Car as a Piece of Junk, Then the Commander Revealed His Military ID and Made Her Drop to Her Knees 嫌我的国产车破，首长亮出甲字军牌她吓跪了 Liu Hongyi, Who Loves Toast and Eggs爱吃吐司蛋的柳红衣Marriage & Romance17k WordsCompleted She mocked my domestic car for being a wreck. Then the commander flashed his military plate, and she dropped to her knees in terror. —Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 1079 租 I Rented an Actress for a Trip, but Got a Female Beggar Instead 租个女演员去旅游，租到女乞丐了 Blue Sky White Clouds i蓝天白云i8k WordsCompleted I rented an actress to travel with me, but ended up renting a female beggar. 5Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 1080 痞 The Rugged Bad Boy Is a Master Flirt, and Her Fertile Body Can't Take It 痞爆糙汉太会撩，易孕体质吃不消 Shameless Young Master公子无耻Modern Romance996k WordsCompleted (The male lead is hopelessly lovestruck + period setting + real and fake heiresses + adored by everyone + lighthearted daily life.) Lin Xiaotong was reborn, back in Taoyuan Village in 1976. When her husband pleaded with red-rimmed eyes for her not to terminate the pregnancy, Lin Xiaotong rose onto her toes and kissed his trembling lips. “Qin Lie, I won't ever leave you again. I'll live a good life with you and have your babies.” In her previous life, a scumbag had framed her. It was only when sh 4.1kReads9.2Score398Shelves
31. 1081 重 Back to 1992: The First Thing I Did Was Send My Uncle-in-Law to the Crematorium 重回92，第一件事就是把姑父送进火葬场 Liu Hongyi, Who Loves Toast and Eggs爱吃吐司蛋的柳红衣Modern Romance20k WordsCompleted Back to 1992: My First Order of Business Was Sending My Uncle-in-Law to the Crematorium —Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 1082 弹 Have the Comments Gone Crazy? They Tell Me to Break Up, Then Tell Me to Hug Her 弹幕精分了？劝我分手又劝我抱抱她 Blue Sky White Clouds i蓝天白云i9k WordsCompleted Have the comments gone crazy? They tell me to break up with her, then tell me to hug her. 8Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 1083 守 After Years of Widowhood, the Rough Soldier Who Died in Battle Comes Home Weeping 守寡多年后战死的糙汉回家嘤嘤嘤 Meme Yu么么愚Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy + Everyone's Favorite + Cute Baby]: My husband died while serving in the army, and now that Shen Yunqing is a widow, she's starting to make a fortune, getting rich and beautiful. On the road, she unexpectedly meets a rough man with a booming voice, powerful fists, and a stubborn temper. He's all bark and no bite, rough around the edges but surprisingly thoughtful. When sparks fly, life gets lively. But after traveling together for a while, she realizes this isn't her suppo 19.4kReads9.4Score2.9kShelves

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    This book is good

34. 1084 狗 Gouwa, Mom Doesn't Owe You Anymore 狗娃，妈不欠你了 Miss Yi'an易安姑娘9k WordsCompleted Gouwa, your mother doesn't owe you anymore. 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    These are short articles that have been completed, highly recommended!!!

35. 1085 杀 After They Killed My Grandma, They Made Me Repaint Her Corpse 杀我外婆后，他们让我给尸体重新“画皮” Liu Hongyi, Who Loves Toast and Eggs爱吃吐司蛋的柳红衣22k WordsCompleted After They Killed My Grandma, They Made Me Repaint the Corpse's Skin —Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 1086 我 My White Moonlight Is Chasing Me? No Way 我的白月光倒追我？没门 Blue Sky White Clouds i蓝天白云i10k WordsCompleted My ideal woman is pursuing me? No way. 12Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 1087 我 My Daughter Was Born Bad 我女儿天生是坏种 Miss Yi'an易安姑娘10k WordsCompleted My Daughter Was Born Bad 1Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 1088 午 The Midnight Restorer: The Money for This Family Tree Is Too Hot to Handle 午夜修复师：这本族谱的钱，烫手 Liu Hongyi, Who Loves Toast and Eggs爱吃吐司蛋的柳红衣24k WordsCompleted The Midnight Restorer: Money from This Family Tree Is Too Hot to Handle 1Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 1089 精 The Punk Girl Got Cashback for Buying Me Water? Then I'll Marry Her 精神小妹给我买水返现了？那我把她娶回家 Blue Sky White Clouds i蓝天白云i9k WordsCompleted A punk girl bought me water and got cashback? Then I'll marry her and bring her home. 31Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 1090 夺 The Deadly Cucumber 夺命的黄瓜 Miss Yi'an易安姑娘9k WordsCompleted Deadly Cucumber —Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 1091 夜 Horror on the Night Bus: The Passenger in the Back Seat Isn't Human! 夜班车惊魂：后座的客人他不是人！ Liu Hongyi, Who Loves Toast and Eggs爱吃吐司蛋的柳红衣26k WordsCompleted A Night Bus to Terror: The Passenger in the Back Isn't Human! 2Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 1092 4 Love at First Sight at the Dealership: The Gorgeous Car Saleswoman with Comic-Book Legs 4S店一见钟情漫画腿女汽车销售，她太美了 Blue Sky White Clouds i蓝天白云iMarriage & Romance10k WordsCompleted Love at First Sight at a 4S Dealership: The Car Saleswoman with Gorgeous Long Legs Is Too Beautiful 4Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 1093 佛 Releasing Life Before the Buddha, Stealing Seed Behind His Back 佛前放生，佛后偷精 Miss Yi'an易安姑娘Completed Releasing Life Before the Buddha, Stealing Seed Behind His Back —Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 1094 那 That Night, I Buried a Cat for the Souls Lost in the Fire Twenty Years Ago 那晚，我给二十年前的火灾亡魂埋猫 Liu Hongyi, Who Loves Toast and Eggs爱吃吐司蛋的柳红衣29k WordsCompleted That Night, I Buried a Cat for the Ghosts of Those Who Died in the Fire Twenty Years Ago —Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 1095 龙 The Dragon Clan Was Wiped Out? The Little White Dragon Storms the Southern Heavenly Gate and Raises Hell in Heaven 龙族被灭？小白龙杀上南天门大闹天宫 Blue Sky White Clouds i蓝天白云i9k WordsCompleted The Dragon Clan has been wiped out? The Little White Dragon storms the Southern Heavenly Gate and wreaks havoc in Heaven. 2Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 1096 为 I Faked My Death for Three Years to Test My Wife, Then Scattered My Son's Ashes on the First Day Back 为考验我妻子假死三年，回归第一天扬了儿子骨灰 Liu Hongyi, Who Loves Toast and Eggs爱吃吐司蛋的柳红衣Marriage & Romance30k WordsCompleted I faked my death for three years to test my wife. On the first day I returned, I scattered my son's ashes. 102Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 1097 别 Don't Look Down, There's Someone Under the Bed! 别低头，床底有人！ Miss Yi'an易安姑娘11k WordsCompleted Don’t look down. There’s someone under the bed! —Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 1098 每 Every Day I Dream That I’m a Young General 每天做一个梦，梦中我是少年将军 Blue Sky White Clouds i蓝天白云i10k WordsCompleted Every Day I Have a Dream That I'm a Young General 8Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 1099 玩 The Teddy Bear Murders! 玩具熊杀人事件！ Miss Yi'an易安姑娘10k WordsCompleted The Teddy Bear Murders! —Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 1100 亲 My Younger Sister Fakes a 'Free Spirit' Persona and Ruins Herself. I Watch It All 亲妹卖“自由”人设作死，我全程围观 Miss Yi'an易安姑娘12k WordsCompleted My little sister sells a “living life on her own terms” persona and digs her own grave. I watch the whole thing unfold. —Reads—Score—Shelves

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