Hilarious Short Stories, Complete 爆笑，短文。已完结

1. 501 活 I Became the Indestructible Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 活成三国不死小强，谁都杀不掉我 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction24k WordsCompleted I’ve Become the Undying Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 60Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 502 再 On the Day of My Remarriage, My Ex-Wife's Older Sister Nearly Flipped the Table 再婚这天，前妻姐差点掀桌子 Valley of the Kings帝王谷12k WordsCompleted On the Day of His Remarriage, His Ex’s Older Sister Almost Flips the Table 21.8kReads—Score122Shelves
3. 503 疯 This Is Crazy! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 疯了！法国王爷天天造反，死活没人敢杀 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷42k WordsCompleted He’s Gone Mad! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 80Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 504 我 I Found a Child on the Street, and Ten Police Cars Showed Up 我在街上捡了一个小孩，来了十辆警车 Ink Clouds Drifting墨云朵朵10k WordsCompleted I found a child on the road, but I had something urgent to take care of and needed to leave. So I called 110. “Hello? Is this 110? There's a child here with me. Yes, I've got the child. I don't have the patience to wait around, so contact the parents as soon as possible. Hurry up. It'll be better for everyone, you understand.” I looked down at the little girl in pink and reported it to the police without even catching my breath. I never imagined that ten minutes later, ten police cars would surr 305Reads—Score—Shelves

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   It's pretty funny (✷‿✷). The female lead is a "very talkative" goofball [smirk]. She says strange things, and her words have amazing effects; but she's kind-hearted and always manages to get things done by accident [laugh]. It's rare to see such a cute ớ ₃ờ female lead, come and check it out! [Eating melon]

5. 505 糟 Oh No! The Crippled Prince Heard Me Rumor That He Has a Secret Ailment 糟糕！被残王听到我造谣他有隐疾 Yan Xiao Yanyan颜笑彦彦Ancient Romance316k WordsCompleted Yan Xinglan is the second daughter of a general's household. When her elder sister refuses to marry the disabled Prince Yi and takes her own life, Yan Xinglan is forced to take her place. On her wedding night, Yan Xinglan is left alone. Then the empress suspects her of having lost her virtue before marriage and orders her execution. In desperation, she has no choice but to protect herself by insisting that the injured Prince Yi has a hidden defect. By the next day, all of Jindu is saying that Pr 45Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Hilarious! The male lead secretly practiced the Fire Avoidance Technique to surprise the female lead, but ended up accidentally straining his back. [Laughing]

6. 506 织 Weaving Dust in the Phoenix Palace: Lady Pan of Eastern Wu 织尘凤阙：东吴潘后 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Female-Channel Fanfiction46k WordsCompleted Weaving Dust into the Phoenix Palace: Pan, Empress of Eastern Wu 31Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 507 落 Fallen Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 落花赠卿，请君笑纳 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Marriage & Romance34k WordsCompleted Falling Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 7Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 508 程 A Programmer's Sweet Romance Gone Wrong 程序员的甜宠翻车日常 An Old Fountain Pen一只旧钢笔Modern Romance12k WordsCompleted A Programmer's Sweet Romance Goes Awry 2Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 509 清 A Gentle Breeze, an Old Dream 清风别旧梦 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Marriage & Romance35k WordsCompleted A Gentle Breeze Leaves Old Dreams Behind 3Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 510 我 I, Wang Dashan, Win Back My Wife with Shameless Tricks 我，王大山，追妻全靠骚操作 An Old Fountain Pen一只旧钢笔Modern Romance6k WordsCompleted I, Wang Dashan, Win Back My Wife with One Outrageous Move After Another 2Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 511 系 System? Didn't I Just Bind to One? 系统？我不是刚刚绑定过了吗？ Eighty Great Mountains八十大山Eastern Fantasy350k WordsOngoing [Transmigration] [Dual Systems] [Multiple Heroines] [Hilarious and Absurd] Everyone else gets cheat powers from a single System. My two Systems spend every day fighting each other! Ye Ao transmigrates to the world of immortal cultivation. His name happens to match the legendary online-game ID "Ye Ao, What Can You Do About It?", accidentally activating an online-game System. He thinks he is about to sweep across the immortal world with cheat powers all the way, but who could have guessed a whol 8.6kReads8.3Score821Shelves

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    Relaxing and enjoyable

12. 512 穷 The Poor General Takes a Wife 穷将军娶妻 Orange Peel橙色橘子皮Ancient Romance405k WordsCompleted In the Great Yuan Kingdom, who's the poorest of them all? It has to be the General's household. They're so poor that even the emperor can't bear to watch, and wants to grant them ten thousand taels of gold. But the empress says, “Your Majesty, instead of giving the General's household ten thousand taels of gold, why not find Chen a wife who knows how to manage a household?” The emperor considers this and agrees. But who would be suitable? Everyone in the capital knows the General's household is 2kReads8.7Score155Shelves

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    Hilarious short story [sending hearts]

13. 513 我 My Girlfriend Is a Famous Streamer?! 我的女友是网红主播？！ An Old Fountain Pen一只旧钢笔Marriage & Romance13k WordsCompleted My Girlfriend Is a Popular Livestreamer?! 1Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 514 看 After Seeing the On-Screen Comments, I Started a Livestream to Do Absolutely Nothing 看见弹幕后，我开直播摆烂 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭9k WordsCompleted After Seeing the On-Screen Comments, I Started Livestreaming and Giving Up 288Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Hilarious Completed Short Story Recommendations

15. 515 发 After I Discovered My Wife Was Cheating 发现妻子出墙后 King Revolver左轮王13k WordsCompleted After discovering his wife was cheating on him 5kReads—Score106Shelves

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    1. The day I discovered Su Ya's infidelity was our daughter's third birthday. She was wearing the custom-made dress I gave her, making a bento for another man in the kitchen, a faint hickey visible on her neck. The man who once said he would love me forever laughed on the phone, saying, "Baby, same place tonight, I'll feed you." I took off my wedding ring and threw it into the cake, my eyes as cold as ice in the dead of winter! #ShortStory #TomatoShortStory #BookShortageSquare #RealisticRelationships #Family #Divorce #ContemporaryRomance #HusbandChasingCrematorium #WifeChasingCrematorium #Infidelity #RevengeWhiteMoonlight #SatisfyingRead #Completed [Thinking][Thinking][Sending Hearts][Sending Hearts][Sending Hearts]

16. 516 替 Stand-In for the White Moonlight: Whoever Wants the Role Can Have It! 替身白月光，谁想谁来当！ King Revolver左轮王Modern Romance12k WordsCompleted The Stand-In White Moonlight: Whoever Wants the Role Can Take It! 36Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 517 分 You Want to Split 60,000 with Me? I Started Out Worth 50 Million! 分我六万？我开局身价五千万！ King Revolver左轮王13k WordsCompleted You Only Want to Give Me Sixty Thousand? I'm Worth Fifty Million from the Start! 509Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 518 离 After the Divorce, My CEO Ex-Husband Is on His Wife-Chasing Road to Ruin! 离婚后，总裁前夫他火葬场了！ King Revolver左轮王Modern Romance11k WordsCompleted After the Divorce, My CEO Ex-Husband Is Desperate to Win Me Back! 15Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 519 校 Summer Confession on Campus 校园青上之夏日告白 King Revolver左轮王Modern Romance20k WordsCompleted A Summer Confession on Campus 6Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 520 试 A Trial Romance with My Contract Husband 试爱我的合约老公 King Revolver左轮王Modern Romance14k WordsCompleted Try Falling in Love with My Contract Husband 61Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 521 白 The White Moonlight Is Great, but I'm Taking the Baby and Running! 白月光虽好，但我会带球跑！ King Revolver左轮王Modern Romance10k WordsCompleted The Moonlight Is Lovely, but I'm Taking the Baby and Running! 55Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 522 王 Princess Consort, Stop Acting. The Prince Can Hear Your Thoughts 王妃别演了，王爷能听见你的心声 Sugar White as Snow白糖如雪Ancient Romance500k WordsCompleted [The male lead can hear the female lead's thoughts + the female lead can understand animal speech] [Goofy and lighthearted + absurd comedy + feel-good romance, sickeningly sweet] After transmigrating into a book as a disposable side character, she manages to annoy the villainous Big Boss into fainting from the start. She plans to take advantage of his weakness and finish him off, but the villain hears every one of her thoughts. Later, the villain finally loses patience and demands, “I hear you c 8.9kReads9.2Score965Shelves

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    It's a short story, quite enjoyable.

23. 523 他 He Actually Stole My Wife 他竟偷走我的妻 King Revolver左轮王Marriage & Romance13k WordsCompleted He Actually Stole My Wife 1.4kReads—Score—Shelves
24. 524 柳 Liu Ruyan's Bewitching Captive Love 柳如烟的蛊心囚爱 King Revolver左轮王Ancient Romance11k WordsCompleted Liu Ruyan’s Enchanted Captive Love 49Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 525 祸 Disaster Delivered: The Hilarious Villainess Is on Her Way 祸到付款：沙雕女配派送中 Jiang Yuqiao江遇乔Modern Romance308k WordsCompleted Also known as: Trouble, Cash on Delivery: The Hilarious Supporting Actress Is on Her Way [Dual transmigration into a book + System + Entertainment Industry + Unhinged Humor + Variety Shows + Livestreaming + Redemption + 1v1 Romance + Happy Ending] [A lie-flat, slack-off, unhinged celebrity × a sharp-tongued, hopelessly lovesick CEO] - Qiao Yan wakes up one morning to discover that she has transmigrated into a book again, becoming a washed-up minor supporting actress who’s so unpopular she’s prac 9.2kReads9.3Score1.2kShelves

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    Book 1: Transmigrated into an 18th-tier cannon fodder actress. Agent: Success comes from hard work. Qiao Yan: Then I'll rest today and tomorrow. [Top Post] Book 2: The female lead is bound to a truth-telling system. In a variety show, she's asked why she works so hard. Female lead: For money! 200,000 For a single appearance. Would you do it? My family works themselves to death as long as they don't die. [Driving Manuscript] Book 3: The female lead transmigrates into a brainless cannon fodder, abandoned by her family and hated by the entire internet. Female lead: It's okay if you don't like me. Even dung beetles don't like gold ingots. My reputation has its good and bad sides. The past is the past. Now I'm a pervert. Spear Gate lives on forever. [Seeking Attention]

26. 526 婚 She Ran After Her First Love at Our Wedding 婚礼上她追着白月光跑了 King Revolver左轮王8k WordsCompleted She ran after her first love at our wedding. 188Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 527 谍 Trail of Shadows: The Mastermind 谍影迷踪之幕后玩家 King Revolver左轮王14k WordsCompleted The Spy’s Trail: The Player Behind the Scenes 40Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 528 双 Twin Sins: I Expose My Brother's Conspiracy in the Morgue 双生孽：我在停尸房揭穿哥哥的阴谋 King Revolver左轮王10k WordsCompleted Twin Sins: I Expose My Brother's Conspiracy in the Morgue 22Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 529 痛 A Kiss of Pain: Healing Your Revenge with My Life 痛吻：用命治愈你的仇 King Revolver左轮王Modern Romance7k WordsCompleted A Kiss of Pain: Healing Your Vengeance with My Life 10Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 530 不 An Imperfect Crime 不完美作案 King Revolver左轮王11k WordsCompleted An Imperfect Crime 5Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 531 第 The Seventeenth Night 第十七夜 King Revolver左轮王Mystery11k WordsCompleted The Seventeenth Night 11Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 532 我 After I Chose Divorce, My Wife Regretted It 我选择离婚后，老婆她悔疯了 King Revolver左轮王Marriage & Romance10k WordsCompleted After I Chose Divorce, My Wife Regretted It Too Late 290Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 533 皇 The Emperor Wants to Kill the Mother and Spare the Child, So I Rule from Behind the Curtain with My Son 皇帝欲去母留子，我携子垂帘听政 King Revolver左轮王Ancient Romance21k WordsCompleted The Emperor wants to kill the mother and spare the child, so I take my child and rule from behind the curtain. 202Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 534 锦 The Zither Plays Without Cause, and the Emperor and His Consort Bleed Along the Road 锦瑟无端，帝妃喋血路 King Revolver左轮王Ancient Romance7k WordsCompleted The Zither’s Strings Ring for No Reason, and Emperor and Consort Spill Blood Along the Road 51Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 535 妹 After My Younger Sister Died, I Became His Wife 妹妹死后，我成了他的妻 King Revolver左轮王12k WordsCompleted After my younger sister died, I became his wife. 288Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 536 离 After the Divorce, My Ex-Husband Wept Bitterly 离婚后，前夫他哭惨了 King Revolver左轮王Marriage & Romance10k WordsCompleted After the Divorce, My Ex-Husband Was Left in Tears 3Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 537 笑 The Smiling, Proud Wanderer: In Search of Dongfang Bubai 笑傲江湖之寻找东方不败 Guan Xuefeng关学峰13k WordsCompleted The Smiling, Proud Wanderer: In Search of Dongfang Bubai 11Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I'm a time-traveler with amnesia, yet I'm wearing a bellyband embroidered with Dongfang Bubai (the Invincible East); my husband, who's video chatting with me to lull me to sleep late at night, is making out to be flirting with another woman on the other end. What's going on? Please read on.

38. 538 老 My Husband's Video Call to Help Me Fall Asleep Ended in Disaster 老公视频陪伴妻子入睡，出了意外 Guan Xuefeng关学峰6k WordsCompleted A husband keeps his wife company over video as she falls asleep, but something goes wrong. —Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 539 我 I Really Want a Divorce, So Why Won't You Agree? 我真要和离，你又不乐意了 Bamboo Scenery and Refined Pleasures竹景雅趣10k WordsCompleted I Really Am Going to Divorce You, So Why Won't You Agree Now? 2.9kReads—Score—Shelves

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    A short, exciting, and tightly-knit story with delicate emotions—it's incredibly addictive!

40. 540 本 I'm the Princess, and I Can Do Whatever I Want. What Are You Going to Do About It? 本公主就是嚣张跋扈，你能奈我何？ Bamboo Scenery and Refined Pleasures竹景雅趣Ancient Romance9k WordsCompleted This Princess Is Just Arrogant and Overbearing. What Can You Do About It? 1.1kReads—Score—Shelves
41. 541 桂 Osmanthus Falls from the Moon, One Night of Passion 桂子月中落，一晌贪欢 Bamboo Scenery and Refined Pleasures竹景雅趣10k WordsCompleted Laurel Blossoms Fall from the Moon, a Moment of Stolen Pleasure 2kReads—Score—Shelves
42. 542 听 I’ve Heard the Moon Is Lovely 听闻辞月甚好 Bamboo Scenery and Refined Pleasures竹景雅趣Marriage & Romance10k WordsCompleted I Hear Ciyue Is Quite Wonderful 274Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 543 我 I Insist on Breaking Your Lofty Branch 我偏要折了你这高枝 Bamboo Scenery and Refined Pleasures竹景雅趣Ancient Romance9k WordsCompleted I Insist on Breaking Off Your Lofty Branch 244Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 544 全 Everyone in the Sect Is Love-Brained, Except Me, a True Lunatic 全宗门都是恋爱脑，唯我是真疯批 Paper Tiger纸老虎Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted The complete print edition of A Double Crossing is now available on all platforms. Relationship blogger Lin Du died of a broken heart after being driven crazy by hopeless romantics. After death, she transmigrated into a tragic romance cultivation novel, becoming the beautiful, powerful, yet doomed junior uncle who paved the way for the protagonists' great love with her own ashes. After reading the script, she slowly typed a question mark. “Have they dug up every wild vegetable on this sect's mou 234.9kReads9.7Score27.6kShelves

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    [Heart][Heart][Heart][Heart] First book: Who told you there can only be one real or fake heiress? Let me tell you, this silly novel is different; it'll make you laugh from beginning to end. Forget about the original plot's melodramatic romance, hahaha. [Heart][Heart][Heart][Heart] Second book: Help others by helping yourself first. A crazy beauty, super hilarious. Are all the wild vegetables in this sect going to be dug up? Hahaha, Lin Du is here, and you still want to dig for wild vegetables? Think again.

45. 545 我 I'm Just a Cannon Fodder! Why Is the Emperor Spoiling Only Me? 我是炮灰!为何皇上偏独宠我一人？ Bamboo Scenery and Refined Pleasures竹景雅趣Ancient Romance12k WordsCompleted I'm Just a Cannon Fodder! Why Does the Emperor Favor Only Me? 431Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 546 别 Don't Mess with Her, Her Cultivation Is the Way of Slaughter 别惹她，小师妹修的可是杀道 Bamboo Scenery and Refined Pleasures竹景雅趣10k WordsCompleted Don't Mess with Her, Little Junior Sister Cultivates the Path of Slaughter 306Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 547 一 I Accidentally Slept with My Heartless Dao Master, But I Really Didn't 一不小心睡了无情道师尊，我真不是 Bamboo Scenery and Refined Pleasures竹景雅趣10k WordsCompleted I Accidentally Slept with My Ruthless Daoist Master, but I Really Didn't... 115Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 548 什 What?! The Entire Court Is My Harem? 什么!满朝文武都是我的鱼? Bamboo Scenery and Refined Pleasures竹景雅趣9k WordsCompleted What?! The Entire Court Is My Fish? 31Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 549 王 The Prince Insists on Loving Me, But I'm Really a Fake Princess 王爷强制爱，可我真是冒牌王妃呀 Bamboo Scenery and Refined Pleasures竹景雅趣Ancient Romance6k WordsCompleted The Prince's Forced Love, but I'm Really Just a Fake Princess Consort 21Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 550 清 How Can the Cold, Aloof Wolf King Be Like This? 清冷狼王怎么能这样？ Bamboo Scenery and Refined Pleasures竹景雅趣9k WordsCompleted How Can the Cool Wolf King Be Like This? 23Reads—Score—Shelves

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