Guys, I'm Desperate! Please Recommend Hilarious Books That'll Make Me Laugh Until My Stomach Hurts, No Limit 兄弟们,荒了!跪求笑到肚子疼的书,不限量
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I'm a Good Person, So Why Do You Call Me a Menace? 我一个好人,你们说我是祸害?
[School Life, Everyday Comedy, Hilarious, spiritual qi revival, No Longer Human, Absurd, Shameless] When Qin Ke opened his eyes, he found himself in a parallel world undergoing spiritual qi revival! Right from the start, a bully showed up looking for trouble and asked him if he knew how to write the word “death”! No need to panic. He flipped open a dictionary and showed him exactly how to write it! “Repeat after me: si, as in ‘death’! Its opposite is ‘live,’ as in ‘stay alive’!” If the Syst
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I Became Invincible After Humanity Disappeared 人类消失后的我无敌了
[Plot-driven] [No excessive angst for the protagonist] [Pure wish fulfillment] One day, 99 percent of humanity disappears from the globe, leaving only Lin Xiaolu and his classmates in the empty cities! What follows are savage monsters from another world, mysterious black towers scattered through the cities, and strange trains soaring through the sky... Of course, none of this can get in the way of Lin Xiaolu's happy life. As the best-looking and strongest person on Earth, the first to receive in
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God-Tier Choices: This Beast Tamer Is a Little Too Fierce 神级选择:这个御兽师有亿点生猛
[Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a..
185.3kReads9.7Score22.9kShelves
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The Half-Demon Young Master of My Family Never Plays by the Rules 我家半妖少主从来不讲武德
[Absurd comedy] [Single heroine] [Passionate] [Coming of age] [Family] [No System, no brainless plot] [The protagonist’s personality changes gradually; don’t read if that’s not for you] A young man from Huaxia, with a pair of swords in hand. One sword severs souls! One sword smites evil! He’s a little unscrupulous, but not too much! With the body of a half-demon, he cuts through every obstacle. And becomes an unrivaled demon king! But... You’re a demon king, for crying out loud. Can’t you do any
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I Was Just Keeping My Sister Company at School, Then I Accidentally Became Invincible 给妹妹陪读的我,不小心无敌了
[Superpowers] + [School Life] + [Passionate] + [Defend the Homeland] + [Aloof Protagonist Who Dotes on His Little Sister] In his previous life, Zhong Yuan watched helplessly as his sister fought desperately against monsters, only to meet her tragic end. When he opened his eyes again, a mysterious golden coffin had sent him back four years and given him a special ability: a 100% success rate when absorbing the abilities of other races, with the potential to reach the highest level. Four years ago
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We Asked You to Hike Around the World, Not Catch People and Shake Them Down 让你徒步环球,没让你抓人薅羊毛
The comic adaptation under the same title is now online: They Said We’d Hike Around the World, So Why Am I Going Hungry Nine Times in Three Days? [Wilderness survival + crime-catching + comedy + sly tricks + action-packed + no female lead?] From the start, after transmigrating, Su Mo discovers he is taking part in a show called Hike Around the World. The rules: All expenses along the way must be earned legally by the contestant himself. He thought it would be a miserable competition of sleeping
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There's Something Poisonous About This Spiritual Qi 这灵气有毒啊
Also known as [I Only Want to Save the World, Not Knowing That I'm the World's Greatest Villain] [No Female Lead + Hilarious + Spiritual Qi Revival + Everyone's a Goofball + Shameless + Greedy + Meme King + Passionate + Cunning + Totally Unhinged] Spiritual qi revival began ten years ago. His adoptive father gave his life to suppress the demons and spirits for the human race for ten years. Ten years later, spiritual qi erupted once more. The boy was accidentally infected with a virus while savin
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The Shameless System! I Got Stronger by Throwing Away My Dignity! 不正经系统!不要脸的我变强了!
[Comedy + power fantasy + memes + shameless protagonist + a veteran driver taking you full throttle + space-based supernatural abilities] Xu Tian slipped while squatting over a pit latrine and tumbled headfirst into Blue Star, where spiritual qi had revived! The moment he looked up, he crashed into the school belle's arms and accidentally activated a shameless System! Other people struggle through cultivation. I dominate by cracking jokes! [Come Here!], forcibly taunts and draws enemies in, with
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I Built a Nuclear Bomb by Hand, and You Call Yourself the Weakest Tech-Type? 手搓核弹,你说你是最弱科技系?
[Class Advancement for Everyone + Games Become Reality + Unstoppable Hero + Hilarious, Absurd Power Fantasy] This is an age when everyone can advance to a class. Dungeons, rifts, and secret realms are everywhere, bringing challenges, risks, and opportunities. When Zhou Han advances, he becomes a Tech Pioneer, one of the world’s universally recognized weakest tech-class members! His skills take forever to cast, do little damage, and have long cooldowns. Everyone looks down on him! Just as Zhou Ha
2.1kReads8.2Score208Shelves
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This Streamer Is Human, but Barely Has Any Humanity 这主播是个人,但人性不多
Yang Jiu transmigrates to a parallel world, where he happens to join a show called Ordinary People, Extraordinary Idols and gets bound to a Popularity System. After a series of outrageous stunts, more and more people suspect he’s one of the dropouts who slipped through nine years of compulsory education. Yang Jiu couldn’t care less. Swaggering, he declares, “I scored 740 on my college entrance exam back in the day. Too bad heaven is jealous of talent, and my family didn’t want me around, so I we
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Villain: My Little Brother is the Chosen One 反派:我的弟弟是天选之子
"Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain
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Great Qin: Emperor Qin Shi Huang, I Really Don't Want to Live Off You! 大秦:始皇帝,我真不吃软饭啊!
[The Analects + Hilarious + Cunning + Lighthearted + His Majesty Zheng + Shamelessly Stealing + Absolutely Outrageous] Qin Feng inexplicably transmigrates to the Qin dynasty before Qin unifies the six states, and the First Emperor overhears his thoughts. The two then embark on a hilarious daily battle of wits. “Qin Feng, tell me, what does ‘The Master does not speak of prodigies, force, disorder, or spirits’ mean?” “It means the Master doesn’t want to talk to you, and will use brute force to bea
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I Empty the Family Fortune, Then the 1960s Apocalypse Boss Goes on a Rampage 搬空祖产,末世大佬六零嘎嘎乱杀
[The audiobook, narrated by a real person, is now available. Go give it a listen! Transmigrates into a book + 1960s setting + laugh-out-loud antics + spirit spring space + crazy and ruthless heroine + face-slapping the scumbags + clearing everything out] End-of-the-world powerhouse Lei Qingyu transmigrates into a novel set in the era. The original owner was raised by her stepmother to be timid and submissive, and didn’t want to accept her arranged marriage and join the army. Her biological fathe
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My Wicked Mother-in-Law Went on a Rampage After Being Reborn, So I Took Her Place and Won by Doing Nothing 恶婆婆重生后杀疯了,我替嫁躺赢
[70s setting + military marriage + period drama + substitute marriage + family life + face-slapping + transmigration and rebirth] Su Qing was dazzlingly beautiful. Her friends jokingly called her a “strong, whiny monster.” She had countless admirers, and had beaten up countless scumbags. She never imagined she’d transmigrate into the body of a pushover. The pushover had been worked like a beast at her parents’ home, and even her marriage had been used as a pawn. Since her family refused to retur
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This Master Really Is Crazy 这个大师果然有病
[Urban Supernatural + Master of Madness + Funny Everyday Life + Fortune-Telling Bandit] Master Chang narrowed his eyes, watching as the man was about to snap. “Brother, I advise you not to do that!” “If you do, it’ll prove my reading was wrong!” “If my reading is wrong, someone’s going to pay for it!” “You don’t want anything to happen to your family, do you?” Master Chang looked down at the man who had been tied up hand and foot. “Brother, normally, we fortune-tellers don’t go around forcing pe
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What a Rotten Jianghu 什么破烂江湖
[Humor + lighthearted + funny + martial arts world + unreliable + sneaky tricks + gender transformation and marriage + the hilarious daily life of a bandit] Legends of the peerless sword immortal Li Erbai have long circulated throughout the martial arts world. They say her swordsmanship has reached the pinnacle, and that no one can defeat her. But she can't use a sword at all. This is the story of a shut-in who transforms into a Miao sacred maiden and wreaks havoc across the martial arts world.
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From the Start, the Sect Kidnapped Me to Parade Through the Streets 开局就被宗门绑去游行
System + comedy + shameless schemer + adorable pet + adventures across myriad worlds The growth story of a scheming rascal The companionship of a scheming rascal’s adorable pet The supreme divine artifact recognizes only him as its master The Heavenly Dao is willing to be his friend Every villain trembles at the sound of his name He is Lin Kuang, Old Six Lin
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Quick Transmigration: A Cannon Fodder in High-Risk Jobs 快穿之高危职业炮灰
Low traffic, a sketchy score, books that won't sell, and typing everything by hand every day. You don't like it, she doesn't read it. A million dazzling views are worth less than pounding garlic. In this flashy world, patience has died, readers have vanished, and updates are just homework. I can't write blurbs, the author suffers. I want to get drunk, while the heroine drops to her knees. No debut spotlight at all. Two rounds of book testing went down the drain. The title came out awkward, and
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A Disastrous Start, Yet He Insists on Having Both Sons and Daughters 天崩开局,绝户偏要儿女双全
[Fictional historical setting + strong female lead + taking on the terrible in-laws and family + raising children + no transmigration + no rebirth + marriage first, love later] Yinxing injured herself when she was five, losing the ability to become a mother. Even though she's beautiful and good at earning money, no family is willing to marry her, because marrying her would mean their family line would end. Only Lai Da, the old widower in the village, is willing to marry her, and he even offers d
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Sold from the Start, I Forge My Path to Victory in the Prince's Manor 开局被卖,我在王府开启逆袭之路
[Scheming Young Lord vs. Purehearted Girl + Innate Herculean Strength + Lighthearted + No Angst] A Nu was born into a family so poor they could barely afford to eat. When her younger siblings both fell ill at the same time and the family had no money at all, she had no choice but to sell herself as a servant to the Guangling Prince’s household. She’d heard that the masters of wealthy families were hard to please, and that if one of them took a fancy to her and made her a concubine, the principal
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The 1970s: The Eight Younger Brothers Who Always Enabled Their Brother Are Reborn 七零之八个扶弟魔的弟弟重生了
[Period setting, reborn, spirit spring space, one female lead, family ties, everyday family life, building wealth] In his previous life, Qi Yuejin became the richest man in the country. In the first half of his life, he relied on his eight older sisters and lived well with his wife. By the time he made money and came to his senses, some of his sisters were dead and others crippled, while the younger generation had severed ties with him and wanted nothing more to do with him for the rest of their
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Fooled by Overseas Netizens, I Turned Out to Be Making Gun Barrels 被境外网友忽悠,原来我在造枪管
After transmigrating to a parallel world, Jiang Yuan becomes an ordinary mechanical engineering student at Shanhe University. There really is a System, but all it gives Jiang Yuan is MAX-level mechanical manufacturing ability. For a college student, this ability is completely useless. Luckily, some helpful foreign internet users teach Jiang Yuan how to make things people like. After running his business for a year, Jiang Yuan gets a call from the Public Security Bureau. The police chief: “I
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I Went to the Wrong Grave and Mistook a Female Ghost for One of My Own 上错坟,不小心把女鬼当成自己人
[One female lead, the male lead isn't invincible, not a wish-fulfillment story, supernatural, metaphysics. If it's not your cup of tea, please don't flame. This story is entirely fictional. The leads practice both Buddhism and Taoism. If you're the type to nitpick, read with caution!] “Year after year, I come to pay respects to my ancestors, yet year after year I'm still stuck working. I'm not happy over here, and you might be going hungry over there. Bless your grandson with a prosperous year,
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I’m a Master Procrastinator, and My Crazy Antics Stun Rich Beauties 我,摸鱼达人,骚操作惊呆白富美
Qin Xun, a university student doing an internship, joins a newly founded marketing company and becomes a proud assistant planner. On his first day, he binds to a slacking-off System. As long as he goofs off at work, he can accumulate slacking points and earn rewards. Just as he’s making the most of his time slacking away in an unnoticed corner of the office, all while sporting the title of Outstanding Employee, a cool, aloof new female colleague is assigned to sit beside him by the HR manager. “
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I Turned into a Cat: Climbing to the 16th Floor to Beat Him Up 变成一只猫之爬上十六楼揍他丫
Just after Ye Xing discovered he had turned into a tabby cat, a house ragdoll started picking a fight with him. Look at that little jerk acting so smug. If I don't beat it up, I'd be letting it get away with it! Ragdoll: “Yeah, I insulted you. My owner's here, so go on, hit me if you dare!” Ye Xing: “Your owner's not going to be around all the time...” Ragdoll: “You think you can climb walls or something? I live on the sixteenth floor. If you can get up here, I'll be waiting!” Ye Xing gave a che
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One More Strike 补一刀
Du Chuan, a young man transmigrated to another world after being struck by an eight-hundred-meter broadsword, relies on his upright and excellent character, his belief in quietly growing stronger and always taking revenge, and his determination to climb step by step into the clouds. There, he joins the people he loves and cherishes in a happy, carefree life.
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I Want to Run Away So Badly 好想逃
The orphan Qing Wa made a living by working for wealthy households. Later, he successfully predicted the rain based on his experience, earning people's respect. After that, he used his luck to help his neighbors solve their problems and became a half-immortal in everyone's eyes. The emperor later summoned him and bestowed on him the name Dongfang Shuo. He repeatedly relied on luck to help the emperor solve problems at court, through a series of twists and turns that were both hilarious and absur
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A Wild Ride 一路狂欢
Their son, Liang Liang, passed the imperial examinations with flying colors. The family of three went on an outing in the countryside and discovered that a reservoir was at risk of bursting its banks. They took emergency measures and called the police. Their actions earned praise from the authorities, and they were also interviewed by reporters. The family of three instantly became online celebrities, admired by everyone. A witty, humorous story brimming with positive energy…
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I Changed Careers to Become a Feng Shui Master, and You'll Be Crying Before You Know It 转职风水师,你们笑着笑着就会哭
As the universe's spiritual energy spreads, monsters and strange creatures descend, and humanity enters an age of class advancement. Long Yang is the class monitor of the elite class at Yejishi No. 1 High School, and one of the school's top candidates for class advancement. But on the day of the class advancement ceremony, he awakens the only max-level profession: Chef! The whole school is stunned! This has to be the biggest joke of the year! If even chefs need to change professions, where does
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I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门
(The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh
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Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions 开局地摊卖大力
[Qingfeng's new novel, This Player Has a Problem in the Head, is currently serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Potions of Strength? Detoxifying Yellow Beans? Lucky Cherries? They're flying off the shelves! The world's top tycoons, richest man, popular streamers, and peak powerhouses all come to buy them. Jiang Na
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PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds: The Fat Guy Must Die 绝地求生之胖子必须死
[Relaxed, hilarious, ridiculous, passionate, edgy, sneaky, scheming, vile, shameless, lewd, contemptible, sharp-tongued, lustful, show-off, selfish, vain, hypocritical, dramatic, fond of complaining, fond of lying, prone to wild imaginings, plays favorites, fights dirty, starts trouble, mocks people, holds grudges, pretends to be an intellectual, petty, narrow-minded, sows discord, always gets revenge, slick-tongued, full of lies, talks nonsense, overthinks everything, smug when he gets his way,
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