Fellow Daoists, I'm About to Ascend to Immortality. Bring Me the Books at Once! 各位道友,我马上羽化成仙,速速把书拿来
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Honkai: Star Rail: I Become a Xianzhou General in the Forbidden Zone of National Destiny 崩铁:我在国运禁地里当仙舟将军
“Mighty divine spirit, heed my command. Strike without mercy!” Jing Yuan, who possessed the “Strongest Roleplay System,” transmigrated to a parallel world, became a Trailblazer for the Dragon Kingdom, and entered the forbidden zone of national destiny! Trailblazers from other countries all carried AKs and M4s, but the Dragon Kingdom's approach was something else entirely... A lazy white-haired boy, wielding a pudao, fought the Star Gods of the heavens all by himself! While contestants from other
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What Makes You Think I'll Keep Liking You? 你凭什么认为我会一直喜欢你呢
[Everyday romance] [One female lead] [Mutual healing] Because of a promise made in childhood, Chen Lu spent seven whole years pursuing the girl he’d grown up with. In the end, all he got was a cold rejection. Chen Lu smiled in acceptance, but his heart had turned to ash… until he met the sweet, clumsy girl who’d come to thank him. The girl was lovely and innocent, standing alone in the rain right where the two of them had agreed to meet. “Why haven’t you left…?” The girl slowly lifted her head.
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Immortality System: I Outlived Everyone 系统赋我长生,我熬死了所有人
Observing the love and hatred of cultivators across the river of time from a perspective beyond life itself. He left a modest little town and entered the wondrous world of cultivation. His journey sped up and slowed down, moving forward or stopping to rest, but he never stopped walking. The Age of Declining Dharma, the Age of Emperors, the Age of Dark Turmoil… He appeared in every age, and the only thing he could do was watch old friends die with his own eyes, then see them off to their grave
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I'm a Celebrity. What's Wrong with Doing a Side Hustle? 我一个明星,搞点副业很合理吧?
After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Xia becomes a minor celebrity stuck near the bottom of the industry. Everyone knows that D-list celebrities are treated worse than dogs. Life is tough, so Lin Xia makes a living with odd jobs. To get by, Lin Xia has no choice but to take up some side gigs. Day one: picking a lock at someone’s home, netting 200 yuan. Day two: setting up a fortune-telling stall, netting 500 yuan. Day three: selling cartoon-print underwear at a street stall, netting 800
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The God of Cooking and the Demon Beasts: Oh No, We're the Ingredients! 厨神,妖兽:不好,我们成食材了
A chef transmigrates to a fantasy world and awakens the strongest Chef God System. Whenever someone praises a dish he makes, his talent, physique, and insight improve. Well, this is an instant takeoff. What's more, his dishes have special effects: they can strengthen the body, nourish one's health, and clear away hidden injuries… The entire sect goes wild. From the Ancestor, Supreme Elders, and Sect Master to the servant disciples, everyone goes crazy for a taste. The Sect Master say
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Honghuang: Didi Dispatch, Always Here to Help 洪荒:滴滴代打,有求必应
This book is also known as: Primordial Era: Didi Hires Hitmen, No Request Goes Unanswered [An unconventional take on the Primordial Era, where everyone in the group chat is a total goofball] [No female lead + everyday group chat antics + characters acting out of character] While reading a novel, Pan Jun somehow transmigrates into the brother of Pangu, only to find himself being beaten up by three thousand Demon Gods! After the battle that split the heavens and earth, Pan Jun sleeps until the end
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At Three and a Half, Fu Bao Is Doted on by Her Eight Uncles 福宝三岁半,她被八个舅舅团宠了
When her stepmother miscarried after falling down the stairs, little Su Bao was punished by being forced to kneel in the snow for a day and a night, then branded a jinx and driven from home. Just as she was about to die, her eight domineering CEO uncles rushed to her side and gathered little Su Bao in their arms! The eldest uncle's face turned icy. “It's getting cold. I think it's time the Lin family went bankrupt.” The second uncle glared furiously. “Anyone who hurts my little Bao will be hunte
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The Three-Year-Old Little Aunt of Her Grown Nephews Is Determined to Be a Villain 大侄子们的三岁小姑立志做反派
[Sweet, Adorable, and Dotingly Romantic! If it's not doting, I'll eat a keyboard on livestream!] Little Rou Rou was reborn as an adorable three-and-a-half-year-old girl, and overnight she gained sixteen grown nephews. Her eldest nephew, a criminal police officer: “My little grandaunt is so adorable again.” A hapless ghost who'd been on the run for three years before finally getting caught sobbed: “Who says she's cute? She doesn't even spare ghosts, you little menace!” Her third nephew, a God
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Apocalypse: The Hotel I Run Is the Only Paradise 末世:我经营的酒店是唯一乐园
[Apocalypse + no romance + invincible system + business management + please read the final note in the synopsis + low prices early on, don't read if you dislike that] Gu Wanyin never imagined that transmigrating would be bad enough, only to find herself in the apocalypse! The moment she opened her eyes, zombies were swarming her, and the only ones by her side were two pitifully skinny little kids. Gu Wanyin: I'm done for! System: Impossible. Absolutely impossible! After binding to the apocalypse
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Six Brocon Brothers: Their Beloved Little Sister Is Sweet and Soft 六个妹控哥哥:团宠小奶萌甜又软
[Too Much Sweetness + A Little Darling with Extraordinary Talent + Childhood Sweethearts] The Tang family, the richest family in the country, has finally found their most precious little daughter! Her billionaire father: “If Ruanruan likes it, buy it all!” Her tycoon eldest brother: “Ruanruan can pick any of the pretty dresses she wants!” Her miracle-working second brother: “A diamond-encrusted crown is worthy of Ruanruan alone!” Her top-tier star third brother, her fourth brother who rules the
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Animals Go Extinct: I Build the World's Only Animal City 动物灭绝:我打造全球唯一动物城
This is a world where animals have suffered a mass extinction. There are no tigers, giraffes, elephants, lions, giant pandas, or any of the others left... Xia Jiang transmigrated into the owner of a mechanical zoo, awakened the Zoo System, and began bringing extinct animals back to life! “Director Xia, we'd like to buy a batch of turkeys for Christmas...” said the Americans. “Director Xia, we've just cloned a Yorkshire sow. Could we borrow a mating from your purebred boar?” asked the British. “D
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Rule Horror: My Family Isn't Normal 规则怪谈:我的家人不正常
[Horror + mystery + livestream + national fate + System] The supernatural returns, and rule-based horror games invade countries around the world. As one chosen by fate, Zhou Bai represents the Great Xia Kingdom in a horror game. The first scenario is a family of four. [You live with your wife and your parents. But remember, there are only three people in your home.] [You can trust your wife, unless she takes off her red hair clip.] [You and your wife have never had a child. If you hear a baby cr
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Rule-Based Horror? I Choose to Rebel 规则怪谈?我选择叛逆
[A short drama adaptation of the same name is now available. You can watch it on the platform. Thank you for your support.] [Subverting expectations + no heroine + hilarious + sly schemer + rebellious + eerie + national fate] Rule-based horror descends upon Earth. The uncanny invades reality. Those chosen are sent into horror worlds, where they represent their respective nations and face the horrors within. Su Xiao is chosen by the horror world and entrusted with the task of representing the Dra
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National Destiny Simulator: From the Start, I Get Ten Thousand Tons of Supplies 国运模拟器:开局获得万吨物资
[The Myriad Worlds, traveling through reincarnations, no filler, satisfying read] Chen Le opened his eyes and found himself on ancient Blue Star, where everyone took part in trials of national destiny. Here, resources had been completely depleted. Only by breaking through the limits of their lives in the trials of national destiny could people obtain abundant supplies and national destiny points. “Ding...” “Confidential Archives System has arrived...” “Every time the Host takes a trial, they wil
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My System Is Out of Line, and I’ve Become a Trouble-Making Streamer 系统不正经,我成搞事主播
[Livestream] [System] [No Female Lead] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Comedy] [Wild Antics] [Laugh-Out-Loud] A small-time streamer is doing an outdoor Livestream when he runs into a five-step snake and gets bitten! A deadly situation! How can he survive? Li Ke: “Don’t panic, guys. According to local folklore, anyone bitten by a five-step snake will die after taking five steps. So let’s try walking backward five steps and see if we can turn this around!” Li Ke: “If it works, I’ll walk backward ninety
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My Right Eye is a God-Tier Computer 我的右眼是神级计算机
I am the super artificial intelligence in your eyes. You humans call an IQ of 85 stupid and an IQ of 135 smart, but you will never understand what an IQ of 125,000 means! From now on, I will be your right-hand man!
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One Sentence from Me, and a Death Row Inmate Walks Free 我一句话,死刑犯在法庭无罪释放
[System + lawyer + livestreaming + Madman Zhang San + no heroine + no romance + satisfying wish fulfillment + face-slapping + no logic. Short dramas have been released in multiple versions in China and overseas.] Xue Shen, an intern lawyer earning 2,000 yuan a month, unlocks the Ultimate Lawyer System from the start and takes the legal world by storm, shocking the globe! With his cheat ability Suspect A: “I killed someone.” Xue Shen: “You’re innocent.” Later, the truth comes out: the suspect rea
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The World Is Stunned: You Call This an Amusement Park? 全球震惊,你管这叫游乐园
Jiang Xingchen unexpectedly obtains a Super Amusement Park System, which lets him buy amusement park attractions from the future! Ace fighter pilot of Xia Country: “Headquarters, I know this is hard to believe, but the roller coaster at this amusement park can break the sound barrier. After riding it, I felt like I was plunging three thousand feet straight down!” Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain: “I never imagined that a mere amusement park haunted house would be hiding monsters even I can't
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Amusement Park: People Fly Ahead, Their Souls Chase Behind 游乐园:人在前面飞,魂在后面追
Urban + System + Comedy + Scheming Countless couples are enjoying each other’s company on the Ferris wheel. Zhang Bei hums a tune and presses the red button. The Ferris wheel, suspended a hundred meters in the air, suddenly stops. Then it tilts sideways. Countless couples sitting in the cars are flung into the air, held only by a single rope. A few seconds later, the entire Ferris wheel spins like a rapidly whirling disc. The couples dangling in midair start playing a warm and wholesome game. On
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Livestream Fortune-Telling: Miss, You're About to Suffer a Bloody Disaster 直播算命:姑娘你有血光之灾
Ye Chen took over his master's Daoist temple. He should have been content to live as an ordinary young Daoist, but instead he started livestreaming fortune-telling. “Daoist priest, do you think I can land this 50-million-yuan project?” Ye Chen scolded him: “You've committed countless evils and used up all your ancestors' accumulated virtue. You already have the look of a dying man!” “Daoist priest, why am I so unlucky?” Ye Chen replied coolly, “Your fate is cursed with loneliness and calamity. Y
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Global Manhunt: You’re Crazy! You Call This an Escape? 全球通缉:疯了!你管这个叫逃亡
Ten major conglomerates are investing, a hundred billion dollars in prize money is up for grabs, and elites from every field are taking part! Urban parkour, high-altitude skydiving, wingsuit flying. Everything... is for the sake of escape! A global manhunt! This is a show that drives people wild! Its goal is to uncover vulnerabilities in security systems and public safety in today's information age. Su Yu is sent to prison from the start, but no one could have expected what came next. Su Yu brea
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Grandpa, Did You Really Start a Rebellion in the Underworld? 爷爷,您真在地府造反了?
[Campus Life, Everyday Moments, Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy, Supernatural, Shameless Antics, Unhinged Behavior] “Good grandson, Grandpa's out of money for the war. Hurry up and burn me some cash!” Zhang Di got nightmares like this at least once a day, but never thought much of them. Until one day, he dreamed his grandpa was fuming: “You little brat, why is it so hard to burn me some money? Fine, I'll send someone up there to teach you how to burn joss paper, step by step!” Grandpa's attacking a city?
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Apocalypse: I Stockpile Supplies and Coast to Victory Worldwide 末世:我囤物资躺赢全球
Also known as "The Apocalypse: Saving the Dawn", winner of the Cold Lake writing contest. (Apocalypse + zombies + stockpiling supplies + special abilities + divine pets + ruthless protagonist + building a faction + humorous power fantasy) The apocalypse arrived. Zombies ran rampant, and species began to mutate. Lin Xuan was reborn before the apocalypse and seized control of an oil town, stockpiling supplies like crazy. First, a hundred thousand cases of instant noodles! Then a hundred thousand c
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