Guys, I Tested Positive. My Fever's Hit 43 Degrees, and Before I Die I Want Something Funny to Read 兄弟们，我阳了。烧到43°了，死之前想看搞笑的书
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Global Class Change: Starting by Transforming into Yun Ying 全民转职：从变身成云缨开始
(From now on, updates will be between 9 and 11 a.m., with two or three chapters. Posting too late means too much to deal with, and the numbers aren't good either! ...That's all.) [Only one female lead: a gender-bending female emperor, urban fantasy power fantasy!] A parallel world where games and reality are deeply intertwined. After transmigrating into the body of a beautiful nobody who looks delicate but is strong inside... He Yunying was at a loss! Even more frustrating, she had changed class
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Rule Horror: It All Begins with Mom’s Note 规则怪谈：从妈妈的纸条开始
In a parallel world, rule-based horror stories descended upon humanity. Each country was assigned a randomly selected player. If a player died, the horror story would descend upon their country; only clearing it could make it disappear. Lin Feng was fortunate enough to win the draw and represent the Dragon Kingdom in a rule-based horror story. The first story was called Mom's Note. Mom can't come back. Remember to go to Grandma's house in three days. 1. You should leave between 9 and 11 p.m. Do
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From the Start, a Cute Boy Transforms into a Beautiful Girl 开局萌男变身美少女
A cute guy turns into a beautiful girl from the start [Slice of life, romance, comedy, feel-good, 1v1] What’s it like to wake up as a beautiful girl? Xia Xiaobai says it’s not all that bad…
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Soul Transmigration: Running Wild at the Side of a Dominant Older Woman! 魂穿：在霸道御姐身边为匪作歹！
[Soul Swap + Campus + One Female Lead + Campus Beauty + Sweet Romance + Couple Moments + Everyday Comedy] On his very first day at university, Baili Xiao got on the wrong side of the cool, mature Lan Ruoxi! The two fought beneath Maple Forest Bridge. It happened to be the Ghost Festival, with seven stars aligned and a solar eclipse underway. They both fell into Tianfeng Lake, only to be struck by lightning as it hit the water! When they woke up, they discovered their souls had switched bodies! L
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National Destiny Arena: I’m the Only One Who Knows the Famous Generals of Every Dynasty 国运擂台，只有我认识历代名将
Lu Chen transmigrated to a parallel world. Unlike the one he knew, this world had lost much of the historical record of the Dragon Kingdom, and none of its famous ministers or generals from past dynasties were known! Just then, a national destiny arena appeared, pitting famous generals from every era against one another! The victor would receive rewards, and even bring the dead generals back to life! The loser would see their territory occupied and their people enslaved! Since the Dragon Kingdom
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Honghuang: You Can't Imagine How Much Fun It Is to Be the Sneakiest One 洪荒：老六的快乐你想不到
[Comedy + No Female Lead + Master of Dirty Tricks] Zhang Hao transmigrated into the primordial world, becoming an ordinary human before the Three Pure Ones had attained sainthood. After meeting Laozi, who was traveling among humanity, he awakened the golden finger called the Great Dao Space, which let him synchronize with others and copy their spiritual treasures. From then on, Zhang Hao went further and further down the path of being a master of dirty tricks. During the Investiture of the Gods
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I Turned the Horror World Into a Raising Game! 我把惊悚世界玩成养成游戏！
A mysterious force descended upon Earth, giving rise to another world of terror. Everyone was forcibly sent into the world of horror games on their eighteenth birthday. While everyone else was immersed in fear, struggling to survive in the cracks between life and death, Qin Nuo discovered that he could earn System rewards by influencing the ghosts’ emotions. And every time he completed a dungeon, he could establish his own business in the world of horror. So he became a food runner at the Yin Sp
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I Stir Up Trouble in the Cultivation World 我在修仙界搞内卷
[Print edition now available] After Qin Shu transmigrated into a book, she learned that she was a fraud who had taken her younger half-sister's place to cultivate immortality. After eight years of cultivation, her half-sister entered the Dao despite having been an ordinary mortal. Qin Shu's cover was blown in front of everyone, and the sect mercilessly cast her out, even though she had only reached the third level of Qi Refining. With her peerless beauty, she was turned into a cultivation furn
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Horror Survival Game: This Little Old Lady Is Seriously Wicked 惊悚国运，小老太太坏的很
[No Romance + Livestream + National Fortune + Horror Games + Farming. Nonsensical, lighthearted comedy, with unserious horror and unserious national fortune.] Dong Shuzhen was a little old lady of sixty-five. At last retired, she switched into travel mode. Who knew that she’d fall asleep on a plane and wake up having transmigrated? She’d become a little old lady of the same name and age. The history of this world’s nations was much like that of her original world. The main difference was that in
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Thriller Game: I Kissed the Ghost Princess from the Start 惊悚游戏：开局强吻鬼公主
[Horror game + ridiculous comedy + mystery + supernatural, not scary.] Even capitalists would weep, and financial tycoons would look at this and cry out that it's a crime. In the horror world, Ye Chen does only two things: make money and flirt with female ghosts. A female ghost tries to pull a honey trap? He takes all her ghost coins. He operates on a male ghost, who refuses to pay extra halfway through? Congratulations, sir. Your wife has one fewer husband from now on, but one more sister. He e
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This Villain Has a Conscience, Just Not Much of One! 这个反派有点良心，但是不多！
"Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain
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Great Qin: Emperor Qin Shi Huang, I Really Don't Want to Live Off You! 大秦：始皇帝，我真不吃软饭啊！
[The Analects + Hilarious + Cunning + Lighthearted + His Majesty Zheng + Shamelessly Stealing + Absolutely Outrageous] Qin Feng inexplicably transmigrates to the Qin dynasty before Qin unifies the six states, and the First Emperor overhears his thoughts. The two then embark on a hilarious daily battle of wits. “Qin Feng, tell me, what does ‘The Master does not speak of prodigies, force, disorder, or spirits’ mean?” “It means the Master doesn’t want to talk to you, and will use brute force to bea
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From the Start, Selling Muscle-Building Tonics at a Street Stall 开局地摊卖大力
[The Dali anime premieres on July 29. Search the title on Tomato to watch the PV.] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Muscle-Boosting Potion? Detoxifying Soybeans? Lucky Cherries? They can't keep them in stock! The world's top tycoons, richest men, popular streamers, and strongest experts all come to buy them. Jiang Nan: "I'm not even a tiny bit interested in money!
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Picking Up Fragments in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds 我在绝地求生捡碎片
Jiang Siming suddenly realized that the PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds he played wasn't like everyone else's! He could find fragments of all kinds of colors in the game. Once combined, they turned into incredible treasures: skills, attributes, talents, money, antiques, even elixirs and cultivation techniques! By constantly picking up fragments in the game, Jiang Siming turned his life around and made a fortune! “Time to run from the blue zone, Jiang Siming!” “Oh, wait. I'm going to pick something
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I’m the Leader of the Multiverse Hitman Group, and I Sold the Primordial Heavenly Dao 我万界打手群主，卖掉了洪荒天道
Ye Feng transmigrated into the Primordial World and waited billions of years before his golden finger finally arrived: the Myriad Worlds Chat Group. Unfortunately, he wasn’t the group owner. That was Tang Si, the Sea God from another world. It didn’t matter if he wasn’t the owner. Take out the owner, and I’ll be the owner! Ye Feng took out the shameless group owner and successfully claimed the position, then activated a god-tier card-draw System. The First Kirin pulled a perfect hit on his first
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An Ambitious Country Boy's Life in Ancient Times 农家小子的古代上进日常
After transmigrating into the body of a farmer's son in ancient times, a poor student had no choice but to embark on the long road of the imperial examinations to improve his family's life. He sought neither wealth and status nor a high salary or lofty office in this life. All he wanted was to protect his family and give them a peaceful life.
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Starting with Ying Zheng: Emperors of Every Dynasty Arrive One After Another 从嬴政开始：历代君王陆续降临
[Lighthearted + humorous + adventure] History buffs, enter at your own risk After Qin Shi Huang died, he was transported to a walled city. One day inside equaled one year in the outside world. Each time the city gates opened, the setting was different, bringing all kinds of fantastical adventures. On the third day, Hu Hai arrived. “Father, you have to get justice for me!” Twelve days later, Liu Bang arrived. “Brother Zheng, don't tell me you still don't know your Qin has fallen!” Wang Mang arriv
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Myriad Worlds: I Became a System, and Now I Have to Take the College Entrance Exam? 诸天：我成了系统，还得高考？
I'm Ye Ming, and my transmigration was a little abrupt. How can someone transmigrating into a System steal another System's body? Before I could even figure out what was going on, I was sent into the myriad worlds. What the heck? The System has to take the college entrance exam too?? The System's favorite hosts are people from Earth, the source world? Ahem, ahem. This System is from Earth, the source world. I know this routine! [A silly, comedic story with characters who are completely out of ch
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The Supreme Divine Kingdom: Starting with a Thatched Hut 无上神国：从茅草屋开始
[Lordship + development + farming + livestreaming + feel-good power fantasy] Ye Xiu transmigrated to a parallel world. When he woke up, he discovered that the Goddess of Fortune had chosen him. He’d entered the Fog World and become Great Xia’s No. 15647 trainee lord. From the start, all he had was a shabby little thatched hut, a stone axe, and a small pile of kindling. The Fog World was surrounded by ferocious beasts and poisonous insects. One wrong move could mean utter ruin. Ye Xiu obtained th
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Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿：虐文女主好像有那个大病
[Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin
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My System Is Out of Line, and I’ve Become a Trouble-Making Streamer 系统不正经，我成搞事主播
[Livestream] [System] [No Female Lead] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Comedy] [Wild Antics] [Laugh-Out-Loud] A small-time streamer is doing an outdoor Livestream when he runs into a five-step snake and gets bitten! A deadly situation! How can he survive? Li Ke: “Don’t panic, guys. According to local folklore, anyone bitten by a five-step snake will die after taking five steps. So let’s try walking backward five steps and see if we can turn this around!” Li Ke: “If it works, I’ll walk backward ninety
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My Wicked Disciples All Want Me Dead 孽徒都想要我苟命
[Transmigrate into a book + no romance + extremely cautious] Her twelve disciples joined forces to kill her. Luckily, just before her soul was scattered, she awakened the Super Scrubbing System. [Ding! Detected disciple's malice value at 70. Help them become good.] [Ding! Detected disciple's goodness value at 80. Make them turn evil.] First Disciple: My heartless master, do you have any idea how much I despise you? Teng Luo: “Go ahead and despise me.” Second Disciple: I'll hunt you to the ends o
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From the Start, Livestreaming the Underworld: Who Would Dare Enter This Stream? 开局直播地府：这直播间谁敢上啊
[Live streaming from the underworld + ghost officer + heartwarming everyday life] Jiang Lin is a White Impermanence, guiding the dead to the afterlife and delivering messages in dreams. One day, he obtains an Underworld Live-Streaming System. He can earn rewards by promoting the culture of the Netherworld. From then on, a miraculous livestream appears in the human world, connecting the realms of the living and the dead. A typical day in the livestream: “Ghost: Stay away from me!” “This really is
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Doraemon's Beast-Taming Adventures! My Spirit Beasts Have Technology! 哆啦A梦御兽！我的灵兽有科技！
He transmigrated in his sleep to a parallel world. Billions of years ago, spatial rifts had suddenly appeared, pouring out countless ferocious beasts. To suppress and fight them, a profession gradually emerged: Beast Tamers. Chen Chen opened his eyes in the middle of the most important summoning ceremony. Everyone else summoned giant beasts, but he summoned a robotic cat! With no other choice, if he wanted to survive on the battlefield in the future, he had to study as hard as he could. Chen Che
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From the Start, I Got Drunk and Broke into the Women's Bathhouse, Then Solved a Bizarre Cold Case 开局醉闯女澡堂，破获离奇悬案
From the start, he drunkenly barged into a women's bathhouse and stumbled upon a bizarre case: the victim had vanished, yet surveillance footage showed they were still inside! They searched behind the walls and beneath the floors, nearly turning the whole place upside down, but still couldn't find the victim. Just then, Lu Chen awakened the Solve Cases to Get Stronger System. He cracked the human-fat soap case and thought it was a one-off. It was only the beginning! The shadow killer case in the
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My Edgy Teen Diary Was Exposed, Shaking the Entire Internet! 中二日记被曝光，震动全网！
Han Ning’s embarrassing chuunibyou diary from elementary school has been exposed. The one who revealed it was none other than a newly awakened System! Oh my god, this is social death! “LOL, an evil Ultraman from the M78 Nebula was slain by a cultivator?” “Haha, English is the language of demons? You clearly just don’t want to study English!” “Confirmed: this was written by an elementary school kid. No adult could write a diary like this.” “If this is real, I’ll livestream myself eating shit!” Ju
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I Awakened the Shock System and Became the Enemy of the Entire School 觉醒震惊系统我成了全校公敌
Campus belle + top student + tycoon + national treasure + entertainment + one heroine, with mutual devotion. Also known as The Shocking Truth! This Student Is a Prodigy!, Late from the Start, I Recited the Text Backward and Stunned Everyone!, and We Just Started Military Training, and the Campus Belle Personally Helped Me Bribe the Instructor! (The male and female leads meet fairly late. Hang in there through the first 40 chapters. Military training and college life come after they meet around c
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Seriously?! You Mooched Off My Wi-Fi and Cut My Internet Cable 刑啊！蹭我wifi，还剪我网线
[Stickler for Details] + [Law] + [Outlaw] + [Stacking Charges (Stacking Kills)] + [Zhang San] Chen Feng is a livestreamer. One day, he discovers someone stealing his Wi-Fi, so he changes the password. But to his surprise, the neighbor comes knocking and demands the password, claiming her child needs it for online classes. And if he refuses, she’ll cut his internet cable? How about destruction of private property, disturbing the peace, and trespassing? Your account got stolen by a hacker? How
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My Chuunibyou Diary Was Exposed and Even Trended Online 中二日记被曝光，还上了热搜
{Chuunibyou, social death, people reading too much into things, comeback, hidden master} After the chuunibyou diary he wrote as a teenager is exposed to the entire internet, he faces instant social death. “This is killing me. What kind of chuunibyou diary is this? I’m so embarrassed I keep banging my head against the wall.” “Find the writer quickly. They have to be a student at Ningchuan School. How could they dare post this?” Then a female streamer does something reckless and finds the women’s
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After I Transmigrated, I Mistook Myself for Someone Who Had Kidnapped a Celebrity 穿越后，我误以为我绑架了女明星
Li Mo had just transmigrated and hadn't even figured out who he was when he saw a TV star on the screen, bound hand and foot in his bathroom. Was his new identity that of a kidnapper? What Li Mo didn't know was that countless cameras in his room were pointed at him. This was a new kind of variety show. To make things feel authentic, the production team randomly selected passersby to take on challenges, promising them a reward afterward. "What the heck? This guy actually believes it!" "Does he re
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Anti-Scam Livestream: The Station’s Cells Are Full 反诈直播：所里快蹲不下了
Scammer: Our records show an overseas purchase of 200,000 US dollars on your account. Did you make this purchase yourself? Lu Ze: Yes, I made it myself. What about it? The scammer thought, You sure know how to brag! Lu Ze: I never thought... the fact that I bought weapons overseas would finally come to light! Using his god-tier voice imitation skill, Lu Ze mimics the voices of several underlings, as well as the sound of an AK firing in full auto. The scammer's face turns pale. “I'm calling the p
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I Somehow Became a Good-for-Nothing’s Shadow 我竟然成了一个废物的影子
[Urban cultivation] + [live-in son-in-law] + [multiple heroines] + [two male leads] + [new setting] + [sweet romance] + [slow burn] (Whether you like it or not, give it a look. The early plot moves a little slowly, and there are Easter eggs.) Zhou Ying, a genius from the 21st century, transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes the shadow of Han Ziqiang, a good-for-nothing live-in son-in-law. Whenever Han Ziqiang is bullied, Zhou Ying appears to teach his tormentors a lesson. At first, Han Ziq
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Building on Mars 我在火星搞建设
Before humanity can immigrate to Mars, it must first terraform the planet. Hydrogen bombs from around the world strike Mars's poles, and Jingwei Lake, a freshwater lake larger than Lake Baikal, appears on the Utopia Planitia. Using intelligent robots to build on Mars, Li Junxian works miracles, raising an enormous sealed base step by step. Mars truly becomes a habitat for humanity. Not only can people grow vegetables there, but a high-tech town is successfully built under his leadership. But dur
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The Black Dragon Roars, the Ink Dragon Sings, and the Halberds Ring as One 黑龙啸，墨龙吟，长戟齐鸣
Also known as The General. [War god] + [national warfare] + [political intrigue] + [fictional setting] + [military commanders] His father died on the battlefield when he was young. His mother passed away when he was a child. An orphan, he was fortunate to be raised with help from his uncle and aunt in the same village. Unwilling to accept the fate laid out for him, he joined the army in his early teens. A boy from a mountain village ultimately rises step by step to become a dynasty's general, gr
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