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1. 1 一 One Man and One Dog! The Two Great Menaces of the Cultivation World! 一人一狗！修仙界的两大毒瘤！ How About Biting a Lighter咬个打火机吧Eastern Fantasy522k WordsCompleted [System + Comedy + transmigration + Xuanhuan + Ridiculous Shenanigans + A Hilarious Pet!!] Chen Jian transmigrates to a cultivation continent and meets a little dirt dog that claims to be a Qilin. The man and dog set off to take revenge and bring an important person back to life. Together, they embark on an entertaining journey. Robbing ancestral graves, stealing treasure vaults, running scams, seizing family assets, and tricking innocent young women into falling for them... The pair make a 20kReads8.7Score1.7kShelves

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   "Since you asked for advice sincerely!" "Then we will tell you with great mercy" Xiao Hei: "To prevent the world from being destroyed!" Chen Jian: "To protect the peace of the world!" Xiao Hei: "Practice the evil of love and truth!" Chen Jian: "A handsome and charming character!" "Xiao Hei!" Chen Jian: "Chen Jian!" "We are the combination of bitches who are so handsome that they have defeated countless women (dogs)!"

2. 2 后 The Backrooms: My System Is Seriously Broken 后室：我的系统有亿点大病 The Unstoppable Aoru不会停下来的奥尔如Anime Fanfiction345k WordsOngoing [The Backrooms] + [memes] + [DNA] + [urban legends] The Backrooms: a place you can enter only by exploiting a bug, and one almost entirely disconnected from reality. Danger lurks around every corner there, and human science and technology seem utterly insignificant. Those unfortunate enough to wander in can do little but gather in a few relatively safe areas and scrape by. But... One internet whiz from the Dragon Kingdom glitched into this place while browsing Bilibili on his computer, and he br 1.4kReads9.1Score184Shelves

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   This book is very complicated. There are more jokes in one chapter than in a book, but it is a bit short and weak [laughter]

3. 3 一 Everything Is for the Unknown 一切皆为o未知 Five Million in Debt负债五百万Urban188k WordsCompleted Dark humor. Absurd. Hilarious. What? You don’t believe me? Read from Chapter One to Chapter 39.5. If you don’t laugh even once, I’ll tell you a secret. A huge secret. —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   I hate people who only read the final novel. I start every chapter. Every chapter ends. Four thousand words updated every day. There are five hundred jokes in one chapter. Can't you take a look?

4. 4 灵 Supernatural: I Have a Copy of Journey to the West 灵异：我有一本西游记 Fallen Leaves Return to the Earth叶落归泥Mystery1.8M WordsCompleted [Ghost Stories + Journey to the West + Hilarious Comedy + Sunny Boy + Mental Illness + Positive-Energy Sayings] As the supernatural revived and the uncanny world fell into chaos, Jiang Chen awakened the Demon Transformation System. By provoking emotional fluctuations in ghosts and monsters, he could absorb ghost energy and use it to draw Demon Transformation Cards, taking on the forms of great demons from Journey to the West. Faced with all kinds of violent, savage, strange, and sinister ghost 242.7kReads9.5Score29.3kShelves

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   The more I watch it, the funnier it becomes hahaha [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]

5. 5 疯 Crazy Paradise 疯狂乐园 Sweeping Through席卷Mystery4.7M WordsCompleted (This is a sci-fi novel. Tomato refused to give it a sci-fi tag, but it really is sci-fi.) Have you ever been to an amusement park? We have a crazy amusement park with all kinds of attractions and extraordinary ways to enjoy them. I guarantee they're unlike anything you've tried before! Want to come take a look? Welcome to Crazy Park! I'm JJ the Clown. We have everything you could want: carousels, roller coasters, haunted houses. But remember, the stakes are your life! Death-row inmates, ser 4.7kReads8.4Score485Shelves

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   Funny, funny, ridiculous, system

6. 6 我 I'm Just Schizophrenic, That's All 我只是精神分裂而已 A Vast Sky in a Grand Dream大梦长空Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Everyone thinks I’m crazy, but I know I’m not crazy. I just have a split personality. Don’t get the wrong idea or overthink it. I mean exactly what you understand by… split personality. 3.6kReads8.9Score342Shelves
7. 7 神 The Divine Cage Game 神笼游戏 AshzzoieUrban2.2M WordsOngoing In a dazzling technological future, a powerful being descends, calling itself a god and ruling over all. Everything becomes a game for the gods. The gods become humanity’s sole objects of faith. Above all faith, humans are the pieces and the gods move them. The world is a cage, and this is a game ruled by the gods. The gods rule everything! The gods create the games! The gods make the rules! Rule One: Every human must take part in the game. You need a ticket to compete, but the winner takes all, 33.4kReads9.3Score3kShelves
8. 8 玄 Xuanhuan: A Heavenly Secrets Pavilion from the Start 玄幻：开局一座天机阁 Kung Fu Salted Fish功夫咸鱼Eastern Fantasy3.3M WordsCompleted Ye Xu transmigrates into a fantasy world and awakens the Heavenly Secrets System, obtaining a Heavenly Secrets Pavilion from the start. He can see the future and understand the past, judge yin and yang, and discern the Five Elements. Beneath the Heavenly Dao, the Heavenly Secrets Pavilion can calculate everything in the world. The Great Emperor Ziwei: “I swept across the universe and stood undefeated, yet I rank eleventh on the Great Emperor List?” The Dao King: “The story about me murdering my 5.6kReads8.5Score646Shelves
9. 9 我 I Took Over My Own Body 我夺舍了自己 Fang Yebai方夜白Urban1.2M WordsCompleted An accident turned Chen Luo into a vessel for his parallel-world selves, who had died and come back to life. He was possessed by his counterparts from parallel worlds. Every time Chen Luo fulfilled an unfinished wish of one of his parallel selves, he gained a skill they had learned, such as combat, languages, computers, firearms, and more. Assassin Chen Luo: “Let's go paint the town red!” Playboy Chen Luo: “My blade is practically begging for a taste!” Master Thief Chen Luo: “Next, we're going t 20.2kReads9.0Score2.2kShelves
10. 10 异 Ability Awakening: Ingredients Hunt Me Down in My Dreams! 异能觉醒，食材在梦中追杀我！ Civet Cat Crossing the River狸猫渡江Urban467k WordsCompleted [System + Comedy + Supernatural Powers + Campus + Spiritual Qi Revival + Wacky Antics] Blue Star enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and otherworldly creatures descend! Humans everywhere awaken supernatural powers! Chen Qing, who has no abilities, discovers that if he kills the food that chases him in his nightmares, he can obtain that food's supernatural ability. He kills a cabbage and gains the Cabbage Ability: Your flesh becomes delicious! Herbivores will be drawn to eat you! Chen Q 73Reads7.2Score—Shelves

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    This one! The protagonist is bitchy and the writing is hilarious

11. 11 网 Online Romance Turns Real: Is the Rich Lady Actually a Male Streamer? 网恋奔现：富婆竟是男主播？ East Wind Smiles Radiantly東风笑嫣然Urban372k WordsCompleted Qin Fei, a male college student majoring in broadcasting, eagerly went to meet the “rich older sister” he'd been dating online. But waiting at the bus stop was the washed-up, sleazy streamer Ju Huatai, driving a Ferrari and holding a bouquet. “I've already booked a room. Since we're here...” “Get lost, you disgusting pervert!!!” A chaotic, disastrous meet-up brought together two people who had nothing to do with each other. It also led Qin Fei into the world of livestreaming, where one hilarious 2.4kReads8.2Score150Shelves

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    Watching it in the middle of the night is like acting like a monster! 🌝 I laughed so much that I pooped on the bed twice as if I was electrocuted. I shook my legs crazily and hit the bed board. It felt like the whole mattress was about to fall apart! Really, I want to experience the joy of laughing until my soul is out of my body and opening my eyes until dawn. It's so funny, hahahaha! 🤣

12. 12 被 After My Wife Killed Me, I Automatically Reborn 被娘子砍死后，自动重生 East Wind Smiles Radiantly東风笑嫣然Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted After his wife chops him to death, a bug triggers and he keeps being reborn. He goes drinking at brothels and gets chopped to death, then reborn! He tries to get frisky, gets chopped to death and reborn again! He discovers his wife’s secret, gets chopped to death, and is reborn once more! Only the male lead is reborn. The female lead has no memories, and time and again she mistakenly thinks he’s a martial arts expert and draws her blade on him... At first, he can’t even withstand a single move. 1.8kReads8.3Score135Shelves
13. 13 诸 Fear Not, Everyone, I'm a Good Person! 诸位莫怕，我是好人！ Xiao Xiao Zhuan小小专Urban102k WordsCompleted [New book out now, check it out] [Scheming + hilarious + alien beasts invade + feel-good power fantasy + invincible] I was young and ignorant back then. If you read this, please don't make fun of the author. 13Reads—Score—Shelves

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    You can read the second book, it's so funny.

14. 14 异 The Lost City of Exotic Beasts 异兽迷城 Peng Pai彭湃Urban3.0M WordsCompleted [The new book The Maze of Inversion has begun serialization. Updates come at 9 p.m. every evening. Please continue to support it.] Gao Yang was an orphan. At the age of six, he transmigrated to a parallel world and began living in a warm family of five. When he turned eighteen, Gao Yang accidentally discovered the truth about the world: this was not a parallel world at all, but a mysterious realm, and all the relatives and friends around him were terrifying Beasts! Gao Yang nearly lost his life 496.5kReads9.7Score72.6kShelves
15. 15 这 This Villain Has a Conscience, Just Not Much of One! 这个反派有点良心，但是不多！ I Keep a Fat Rabbit家养了只肥兔Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted "Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain 425kReads9.5Score92.1kShelves
16. 16 真 Maxed-Out True Damage: I’ll Slay Even Ghosts and Gods for You to See! 真伤拉满，连鬼神也杀给你看！ Likes Eating Tangerines喜欢吃橘子Urban2.6M WordsOngoing [School Life, Everyday Comedy, Hilarious, spiritual qi revival, No Longer Human, Absurd, Shameless] When Qin Ke opened his eyes, he found himself in a parallel world undergoing spiritual qi revival! Right from the start, a bully showed up looking for trouble and asked him if he knew how to write the word “death”! No need to panic. He flipped open a dictionary and showed him exactly how to write it! “Repeat after me: si, as in ‘death’! Its opposite is ‘live,’ as in ‘stay alive’!” If the Syst 50kReads9.3Score3.6kShelves
17. 17 混 The Chaotic Record of Mending the Heavens 混沌补天录 Slender Willow in the Prose文中细柳Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [No System, no being reborn, cautious cultivation, sound logic, quotable lines, and hilarious comedy] Please don't expect this to follow the usual formula of some cultivation novels, where the protagonist becomes invincible and starts killing as soon as he begins cultivating. This story follows the protagonist's transformation from an ordinary person, and strives to stay closer to real life, with plenty of introspection and social criticism. Starting as a law-abiding citizen, the protagonist fir 5.4kReads8.6Score644Shelves

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    I laughed out loud in the middle of the night [laughing and crying] A mortal, the sixth child, has inherited the inheritance of immortality. He got up and started his journey of immortality from the city. There are frequent golden sentences, full of realistic criticism and philosophical thinking, everyone's IQ is online, and the description of psychological activities is delicate [like]. A reminder, please do not read this novel based on the traditional concept that cultivating immortals means you are invincible and you can kill at will. This book is an exploration and growth-oriented book. It is not brainless. It starts from abiding by the law, becoming familiar with the rules, and then killing decisively.

18. 18 火 Naruto: From the Start, I Said I Would Conquer the World 火影：开局我说要征服世界 Dark Night, Moon and Dawn闇夜月晨Anime Fanfiction363k WordsOngoing Metal-element martial arts powers: the world is vast, but I reign supreme. Gender-bending daily life, with Uchiha Itachi getting bullied. Ye Xian transmigrates into the Uchiha clan in the world of Hokage and gains every divine skill from metal-element martial arts as a child. Hmph, Konoha's F4 want to wipe out the Uchiha? I'll turn the entire ninja world into my ranch. 351Reads5.2Score—Shelves

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19. 19 老 Teacher Laoliu: I Got Soaked, and You Want to Hold an Umbrella? 老六老师：我淋过雨你们想撑伞？ Cat, Basically是个猫Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Live streaming + System + crafty pranks + meme references + comedy + no female lead or romance] A lighthearted comedy. Please don't take it as a reflection of real life. After transmigrating to a parallel world, Jiang Feng discovers that he's become a teacher born in the 2000s, competing in the “Nationwide Search for the Most Beautiful Teacher” contest. For six months, his classes are livestreamed from start to finish. Faced with a group of innocent, down-to-earth high school freshmen, Jiang Fe 21.7kReads9.3Score2.5kShelves

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    [Blow a kiss] This book made me laugh so hard that I sprayed shit all over the bed💩💩, and my mother gave me a beating. After graduating from college, the male protagonist in this book went back to high school to stab students in the back.

20. 20 重 Reborn in 1992: Burying Love, Young Master Kun Goes on a Killing Spree in Shenzhen 重生九二葬爱昆少杀疯深圳 The Bear Who Rubs Its Belly挠肚皮的小熊Urban125k WordsOngoing Hilarious rebirth + the opportunities of a booming era + ruthless action + multiple heroines + a grassroots entrepreneur + playing the fool to catch the tiger In 1992 Shenzhen, opportunities are everywhere, but so are wolves. Xu Mingkun returns with a lifetime of memories. He digs his first fortune out of a garbage heap, then sweeps aside every wolf in his path with a fire extinguisher. People laugh at him as a deranged, flashy punk and call him a shameless scoundrel who'll stop at nothing. But —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [New book hits the fan] Rebirth in 1992, burying his beloved Master Kun, and killing Shenzhen crazy! It's silly, it's funny, it's full of famous people. With a red leather jacket and a sky-high afro, I returned to Shenzhen with 30 years of memories! Huaqiangbei sells goods, sets up stalls at night markets, punches gangsters, and kicks evil bosses! Buried Love is not unconventional, it is the most wild romance of the 90s! Hilarious, top-notch, brilliantly written, and the setting is awesome! 👇Click to watch directly, if it's not funny, hit me! # Rebirth 92 # bury ai kunshao # shenzhen makes money # shuangwenxinshu

21. 21 绝 PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds: The Fat Guy Must Die 绝地求生之胖子必须死 Old Wine Dregs老酒渣Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Relaxed, hilarious, ridiculous, passionate, edgy, sneaky, scheming, vile, shameless, lewd, contemptible, sharp-tongued, lustful, show-off, selfish, vain, hypocritical, dramatic, fond of complaining, fond of lying, prone to wild imaginings, plays favorites, fights dirty, starts trouble, mocks people, holds grudges, pretends to be an intellectual, petty, narrow-minded, sows discord, always gets revenge, slick-tongued, full of lies, talks nonsense, overthinks everything, smug when he gets his way, 24Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Recommend a new book that is ridiculous and funny. It's funny and shady. The sixth one is despicable and shameless. Real people eat chicken. You will be very happy when you see bad luck.

22. 22 这 This Security Guard’s the Real Deal: When Trouble Hits, He Really Runs! 这保安能处，有事他真跑！ Orange and Grapefruit橙子和柚子Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Role-playing + choices + comedy + superpowers + school life + nearly invincible] Some people don't become security guards until they are sixty. Qin Yu is different: at just eighteen, he has become the honored five-star general of Biguiyuan, skipping decades of detours compared to everyone else! It's all because he awakened the God-Tier Role-Playing System. As long as he plays different professions, he can earn rewards! [Play the role of an outstanding security guard] [Mission objectives]: 1. St 36.2kReads8.6Score4kShelves

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    Very funny!

23. 23 B BOSS Direct Hire? I’m the Heavenly Court’s BOSS BOSS直聘？我才是天庭的BOSS Exquisitely Clear玲笼剔透7k WordsCompleted BOSS Wanted: I'm the Heavenly Court's BOSS 10Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The transformation from a debt collector to a big boss in heaven ~ hahahahahaha

24. 24 女 Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的 A Lifetime of Xiuer秀儿一生Ancient Romance570k WordsOngoing Lighthearted comedy + absurd humor + no romance + ensemble cast + unconventional tropes Nuwa lets out a yawn that lasts ten thousand years. When she opens her eyes, she can't believe it: it's 2030! Heaven has opened up trade with the mortal realm, and phones, AI, and internet products are everywhere. Mortal street food sells for the price of elixirs in Heaven, while Heaven's spirit stones are being traded in the mortal realm until they become a financial bubble. The Underworld is even more ridi 4.4kReads—Score277Shelves

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    How funny! So funny!

25. 25 那 Najimu 那叽母 The Forms of the Mystic Sea玄海辙形Mystery90k WordsCompleted This book tells of the absurd lives of those mothers, with humorous jokes, thrilling action, suspense, wild imagination, a System, diverse worlds, and more. Relax and enjoy yourself, delight in its endless wit, and let it take you to a beautiful realm. 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Cave, deserted island, grave digging, good situation, thrilling and intense; Hilarious, funny, happy, leisurely, endless aftertaste; Suspenseful, imaginative, systematic, very educational, multi-thinking; Sometimes the syntax is unique, the plot is clever,... I haven't bought the promotion yet —"Laughing in the World—The Broken Can and the Duck Man" —Written by Xuan Hai Zheqing

26. 26 假 Fake System, Can Someone Tell Me How to Cultivate? 假系统，谁来告诉我怎么修炼？ This Mediterranean Guy这个地中海Eastern Fantasy307k WordsOngoing [Laugh If You Want] [Random Tragedy] [A Sea of Memes] Ye Feng transmigrates to the Xuantian Continent, a world of cultivators. Spiritual roots? An ordinary person in a cultivation world! What’s an ordinary person in a cultivation world? Isn’t that self-explanatory? As everyone knows, if you can transmigrate, what’s there to fear from mediocre talent? But in the first year after he transmigrates, his entire family is mysteriously wiped out overnight! No big deal! Isn’t that a standard transmigrat —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's funny and funny, really

27. 27 骷 The Skeleton Lord's Growth Journal 骷髅领主的成长日记 Even a Prawn Can Be a Hero大虾也是侠Eastern Fantasy1.9M WordsCompleted I unexpectedly transmigrated to another world. Others became immortals or Buddhas, while even the less fortunate got to rise from being nobodies. But when Gu Erdan got here, he realized he had nothing to look forward to. Because this guy had become a skeleton soldier! And not just any skeleton soldier, but a low-grade, headless, battle-damaged wreck of one! Life is hard, so the skeleton sighed. Looking at his body, without an ounce of flesh on it, Gu Erdan decided he would show everyone how to m 4.5kReads9.1Score618Shelves

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    Funny + passionate, ancient Erdan yyds

28. 28 清 A Qing Dynasty Shop Assistant 清朝店小二 Wandering the Jungle流浪丛林Historical184k WordsOngoing One careless step sent me to the Heavenly Court, where the incompetent Taibai mistakenly sent me back to the Qing Dynasty. You have a System and are invincible; I have a hunchback to stir up trouble. I transmigrated and became Liu Yong by accident. What are we waiting for? Fancy carriages, beautiful women, gold and silver treasures: let them all come my way. —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    New book report, take a walk

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