Stories About Transmigrating to Ancient Times That’ll Make Your Stomach Hurt From Laughing 笑到肚子疼的穿越回古代的小说
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Whose Favored Concubine Doesn't Get Herself Killed? 谁家宠妾不作死啊
Pei Shiyuan had always thought that, as a concubine-born daughter, she thrived at her family home because she knew a little tea ceremony and all she had to do was flatter her father, the head of the household. She had been quite pleased with herself about it, right up until she entered the Eighth Prince’s household. The Eighth Prince’s mother, the Noble Consort, was so favored that the Empress had no room to stand. His maternal family wielded so much power that the court officials could barely b
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This Princess Consort Is a Force to Be Reckoned With, and She Deserves to Be Spoiled! 这个王妃路子野，得宠！
The Prince Regent says, “My princess consort is of royal blood, a delicate flower who can't lift a finger.” Meanwhile, the Prince Regent's consort, a whip in her left hand and a blade in her right, beats a gang of rebels until they flee in terror. The Prince Regent says again, “My consort only knows how to sew. How would she know anything about the occult?” A century-old ghost, sewn up like a kite by the Prince Regent's consort, weeps as it flies through the sky. The Prince Regent sighs again. “
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My Archrival, the Regent, Became My Imperial Husband 死对头摄政王成了我皇夫
[Ancient-Style Writing Contest] [Can't Tell Beauty from Ugliness: Bloodthirsty, Heaven-Defying Female Tyrant x Flirtatious, Dramatic, Ultimate Beauty of a Demon Lord] A max-level demon-world powerhouse made one careless mistake, was killed in a rebellion, and transmigrated into a pitiful human girl. Her father didn't care for her, her mother didn't love her, and the emperor died just as she entered the palace, leaving behind a three-year-old toddler prince! Yanyan declared, "Don't panic. When it
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The Farmhouse Bride Is a Crybaby 农家萌妻是哭包
To fill the military quota, the best marriage prospects from every village, along with the sniveling Xia Chuncao, are dragged into the Li household with a litter of piglets. What? Seven bachelors in one family? A father and six sons? Li Qingbai, the fourth son, is a sly old fox. He personally schemes against his five brothers, sending one hand off to military service and using the other to find them wives, all while setting himself up to become a general. His little wife bursts into tears at the
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After the Reveal, the Persian Prince Went on a Rampage in Chang'an 曝光后，波斯王子在长安杀疯了
[Transmigration + Business Battles + Secret Identity + Comeback] I opened my eyes to find myself the orphaned son of a Persian prince, stranded in the Great Tang. All I had was a broken ring and the memories of a modern perfumer. Grain was expensive in Chang'an, and living there was no easy matter. With starvation looming, I brought out the craft passed down in my family: perfumery! Dragon's-blood incense was too ordinary? I blended “Sea Soul,” crisp as a sea breeze and warm as winter wood. It s
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I Opened a Restaurant Selling Prepared Meals in Ancient Times 我在古代开餐馆卖预制菜
When the kitchen’s back door becomes a portal through time and space, Li Ming’s ready-made meals become a hit as “Immortal Banquet” Li Ming runs a restaurant in the modern world, selling ready-made meals, but business is terrible and his debts are piling up. Then one day, he discovers that his kitchen leads to an alternate ancient world. So Li Ming starts trading delicious food between the two eras. Modern, precision food-processing technology gives his “cooking” an overwhelming edge in the anci
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If You End Up in the Northern Song Dynasty’s Liangshan, Can You Really Leave Without Regrets? 来了北宋梁山还能留下遗憾么
This book centers on the rallying cry: “Drive out the Tartars and reclaim the Sixteen Prefectures of Yanyun!” A historically satisfying novel officially endorsed by the authorities → multiple female leads → leading troops to repel foreign invaders → avenging the Jingkang humiliation in blood → reclaiming the Sixteen Prefectures of Yanyun!! Add it to your bookshelf to read later. A different take on the story of the Water Margin. The protagonist is warmhearted and down-to-earth, and the overa
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Tao Dian, the Transmigrator, Is a Little Crazy 穿越的陶巅有点儿癫
[Transmigrated lunatic + no female lead + higher-dimensional black technology + hilarious, wildly satisfying madness + god of slaughter + soul power + time-adjustable space] Tao Dian transmigrates into the body of Nineteen, a bastard son of the Left Chancellor’s household who was nearly killed by his stepmother. He has barely crawled out of a pile of corpses when someone casually sells him as a girl to a brothel. He discovers that his tears can bring the dead back to life and flesh can grow back
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Dragon King’s Command 龙王令
When his girlfriend was molested, Chen Ping went to prison for protecting her. Yet three years later, when he was released, his girlfriend had married the very man who had assaulted her back then… Chen Ping was devastated. Fortunately, he learned the Heart-Concentrating Formula in prison. From then on, Chen Ping embarked on the path of immortal cultivation, accompanied by beautiful women, while his ex-girlfriend was consumed by regret!
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Great Tang: I, Li Shimin, Am a Hooligan 大唐：我李世民是流氓
Also known as: (Tang Dynasty: As I, Li Shimin, Leave the Stage, Wu Zetian Takes the Spotlight) and (Soul Swap: Ruling the Tang Empire). Liu Lang, a twenty-first-century thug, died when a woman he was harassing kicked him in the crotch and crushed his balls. To his surprise, when he opened his eyes, he had transmigrated into the body of Li Shimin, the greatest emperor of the ages. Thus began his life as a rogue emperor...
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The Noble Heir’s Daughter, the Richest Woman in Daxuan 高门嫡女，大轩首富
The royal family’s third prince was cast out and made his way to become the richest man in the Great Xuan dynasty. When he repays the favor owed to the legitimate daughter of the Chancellor’s family, is it love at first sight or just a pretty face catching his eye? A noble family won’t marry their daughter to a merchant. Watch how this transmigrated third prince manages to marry a legitimate daughter along the way.
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From the Start, Chestnuts Cure Athlete's Foot, Villains Weep, and Gods Kneel 开局板栗治脚气，反派哭，神明跪
[Xuanhuan] [Ridiculous Comedy] Hilarious without being awkward, and the logic holds up. Rong Yimo has a special constitution. From the start, he awakens the ability to turn the poisonous fumes produced when the Xiao family gets sick into divine-grade spiritual power, which he uses to cultivate supreme magical arts. The more he absorbs, the stronger he gets. He wins without lifting a finger! Incredibly, when he used this divine-grade spiritual power to roast chestnuts, the wok exploded! Unbelieva
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An Old Lady on a Film Set: Her Whole Family Feasts During the Famine 老太太穿片场，荒年全家吃撑了
[An old lady + transmigration from ancient times to the modern world + no romance + a whole family of drama queens + comedy + helping the village prosper] After three years of famine, Jiang Guizhi’s family is starving, their eyes practically glowing green. Her granddaughter is barely breathing. Clutching the family’s ancestral copper coin, Jiang Guizhi goes to the Mountain God Temple to pray for her life, but when she opens her eyes Would you look at that! She’s transmigrated into a modern short
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I Picked Up a Ghost and Brought It Home; My Aloof, Powerful Minister Spoils Her Rotten 捡只阿飘回家，清冷权臣他宠疯了
A motion comic is now available: She Brought a Ghost Home, and the Cold, Powerful Official Warmed Up [Streetwise wandering ghost X aloof young general and powerful official] [Ancient-style political intrigue + Light supernatural comedy + Stories of ordinary life in ancient times + Mystery and investigation + Love goes both ways] [There is a male lead, both leads are virgins, happy ending, a slow-burn romance that unfolds gradually. They don't kiss until chapter 100, but it's very sweet, so dive
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The Firstborn Daughter: Bringing My Boss Back to Ancient Times 嫡女风华：带着老板回古代
[Legitimate Daughter] [Transmigration] [Career] [Power Couple] [Smart Leads] [Sharp-Tongued Leads] [Sweet Romance] [Ensemble Cast] Cui Siyu, the Marquis's legitimate daughter, is pushed into the water by her vicious stepsister right from the start. When she wakes again, her soul has been replaced: Si Yu, a modern wage worker, has transmigrated to another world and will live out Cui Siyu's brilliance as a noble daughter. The Crown Prince of the Great Yan Dynasty, Lan Jingxiao, is cruelly poisone
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The Little One Blows Up the System and Becomes a Legend, While Mom Coasts to Victory 崽崽炸系统封神，娘亲一路开挂
[Heroine with memories of three lifetimes × hero with memories of two lifetimes × fated counterparts × two powerful leads × devoted to each other] With memories of three lifetimes, she returned to the day of her wedding in Liangcheng. In her first life, he stood on the Platform of Severed Karma, his red robes torn to shreds. He gave up ninety thousand years of cultivation and traded his life to send her into reincarnation, dying so she could begin again. Born into the body of a Zhuni, she was
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Traveling Between Two Worlds: The Red-Hot Years 两界穿梭之火红年代
Li Xiaren is an ordinary office worker, trudging through grueling days that start at eight in the morning and end at midnight. One day, after finally getting several months of back pay, he plans to give himself a well-deserved break. Who could have guessed that eating a grilled kidney for no apparent reason would send him back to the 1970s when he woke up? Luckily, he discovers he can return to 2025, and so two completely different eras open up before him!!!
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Twin Rivers: Bloodbath in Republican-Era Shanghai 双川民国之沪上血战
Su Tianci has spent 25 years as a working stiff. After leaving the military, he has the job he earned stolen by someone with power and influence. His attempts to seek justice come to nothing, and with the other side's overwhelming influence, he has no choice but to become a delivery driver. Who could have guessed that while performing a good deed, he'd be struck by a heavy truck and sent straight to the Republican era? Then his transmigration golden finger turns out to let him travel between the
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Passing Myself Off as a Rich Returnee in the 1980s 在八零伪装回国土豪
Su Tianci, an ordinary working stiff for 25 years, spends his free time exploring the wilderness. By chance, he discovers a box full of U.S. dollars. Overjoyed, Su Tianci starts dreaming about where to go for a meat-stuffed flatbread. But before he can even celebrate, he slips and inexplicably tumbles off a cliff. When he comes to again, he has somehow arrived in an era full of opportunity…
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Reborn in My Poor High School Days with a Hundred Million in Cash 带着一亿现金重生贫困的高中年代
Su Tianci jolts awake from a hangover and discovers that he has been reborn in a senior-year high school classroom in 2005. He used to be a lowly cog in society, but now he's a delinquent at the bottom of his class. As reality hits him, he realizes he's transmigrated! This is a chance from the heavens to make up for all his regrets. Even more unbelievable, he now has a bank card with a full hundred million in cash. Watch how Su Tianci shows off, gets revenge, and plays the fool while hiding his
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Transmigrating to the 1980s, I Became a Tycoon After Returning Home 穿越80，当回国神豪
When his family's old house was slated for demolition, Lin Yuan returned to sort through their belongings. By chance, he discovered a bronze tiger tally and accidentally transmigrated to the 1980s. Two vastly different eras now lay before him.
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A Trader Between Two Worlds: From 1983 to 2025 两界倒爷：从1983到2025
Su Tianci was a street punk in 1983 who suddenly transmigrated to 2025. From nylon stockings, digital watches, and clothing to starting companies and building factories...
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Dual Crossing to 1936: I Looted the Japanese Army’s Treasury 双穿1936我搬空鬼子金库
Lin Feng is a retired special forces soldier. After leaving the military due to an injury, he works as a security guard. His parents are ill, and his brother is in debt. Thanks to a jade pendant, he transmigrates to 1936, an era engulfed in the flames of war...
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Traveling Between Two Worlds: The 1970s 两界穿梭之七零年代
Wu Xiaoyao is a working-class nobody, a corporate drudge who likes to unwind by grilling skewers and letting loose whenever he has a bit of free time. But an out-of-control dump truck sends him hurtling back to the fiery age of the 1970s. What surprises him is that he can travel back and forth between the seventies and 2025. Two completely different eras now lie before him.
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A Double Crossing to Make a Fortune in Republican-Era China 双穿之民国淘金
Li Xiaren had spent 25 years as a wage slave, living at the bottom of society and crushed by the pressure of making ends meet. No matter how hard he worked to earn money, he still couldn't afford a home of his own. Even his longtime girlfriend left him. Downhearted, he finally managed to collect the wages he'd been owed and planned to head to Tian Shang Ren Jian for a stuffed flatbread. But who could have guessed? A ball of lightning struck him and sent him straight back to a turbulent era. More
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Transmigrate to the Water Margin: Dominate the World 穿越水浒之雄霸天下
Wu Zhantian was one of China’s top special forces soldiers. While carrying out a top-secret mission, he was betrayed by a traitor. To ensure his teammates could withdraw safely, Wu Zhantian stayed behind alone. Seriously wounded in a sneak attack by the Japanese invaders, he chose to detonate the button bomb he carried rather than be taken prisoner. He and dozens of members of the Japanese Kamikaze Special Forces perished together. Wu Zhantian thought he was as good as dead, but the flourishing
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The Controller of Ten Thousand Worlds, Roaming the City 万界掌控者都市逍遥
Wu Zhantian, a young man from Huaxia, accidentally fell from the summit of Mount Hua. He was rescued by the Venerable Myriad Swords, who happened to be passing by Earth. Wu Zhantian was then taken to the top-tier world of the Hongmeng Realm, where he became the Venerable Myriad Swords' disciple and began cultivating. By chance, his master found the Origin of the World in the Myriad Venerables' Secret Realm. But Dragon Rock Emperor, an ancient skeleton, and the Venerable Myriad Swords' eldest dis
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Between Two Worlds: 1973 两界穿梭之1973
An unexpected transmigration brought Wu Xiaoyao, an outstanding young man from the 21st century, to the 1970s. The golden finger that comes with transmigrating gave him hope of surviving. As the System leveled up, Wu Xiaoyao discovered that he could travel back and forth between the modern era and the 1970s. Two completely different worlds opened up before him!
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Rising to Power Between Two Worlds 两界穿梭之崛起
After getting drunk and tumbling down a flight of stairs, the protagonist Wu Xiaoyao accidentally transmigrates to the 1970s. Luckily, he has the essential transmigration golden finger: releasing animals. See how Wu Xiaoyao carves out a place of his own in this fiery era.
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The Iron-Blooded Tigers Battle the Ming 铁血虎贲战大明
Chinese special forces king Wu Zhantian was betrayed by a traitor during a mission. To avoid being captured by the enemy, Wu Zhantian set off the miniature bomb strapped to his body, dying alongside dozens of enemy special forces soldiers. By chance, he touched the laws of the game. He rebuilt his body, copied abilities, and saved the Ming Dynasty from ruin. To stop the Yangzhou Massacre and the Jiading Massacres, Wu Zhantian, China's special forces king, refused to stand by. He tore Aobai apart
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Transmigrate to the Song Dynasty: The Empire's Mighty Rise 穿越之大宋雄风
A wondrous transmigration, invincible from the start. See how our protagonist, Wu Yue, recruits the heroes of Liangshan, gets up close and personal with Li Shishi, defeats mighty bandits and sweeps away powerful invaders. See how we Han people conquer the world.
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Dual Crossing in the 1960s: The Fiery Years 双穿60之火红年代
Su Tianci was an outstanding graduate of a military academy with a bright future ahead of him. But after accidentally discovering the principal’s affair, he was expelled on a trumped-up charge. His family was already poor, and the incident dealt a devastating blow to the energetic young man. He had not even entered the working world, yet the sordid ways of society had already taught him a harsh lesson. He planned to drown his sorrows in alcohol, but when he closed his eyes and opened them again,
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Dual Travels in Republican-Era China: Slaughtering the Japanese Invaders 双穿民国之屠戮倭寇
Li Xiaren was an outstanding young man who had been 25 for years. After finally finding a girlfriend, he was just about to duo queue with her when a ball lightning bolt whisked him away to Shanghai during the Republican era. To his surprise, the mark left by the ball lightning lets him travel back and forth between the two worlds. In an instant, two monumental eras open up before him...
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Two Worlds, One Mission: Reviving the Han at the End of the Ming 双穿明末之兴汉
Su Tianci is a football fan. After watching the national team suffer yet another crushing defeat and display its incompetence, he angrily knocks over a beer bottle. Amid sparks and flashes of lightning, he inexplicably transmigrates to the final years of the Ming Dynasty. Even the System he gets upon arrival draws a prize and then runs off with the bucket. Watch Su Tianci stand firm in an era when human lives are worth less than grass, and when the Wild Boar Skin tyrants run rampant. He’ll stiff
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Taking Silly Girl on Adventures in the Sixties 带着傻妞闯六零
Su Tianci is a military academy graduate. On his way to find Technician No. 88, he is inexplicably struck by a falling object and transmigrates to the fiery 1960s. He thinks he’s doomed, but to his utter surprise, the thing that hit him was actually the Chinese-made 2060 model, Sha Nü…
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Traveling Between Two Worlds: 1970 两界穿梭之1970
After getting drunk in an accident, Wu Xiaoyao somehow transmigrated to the fiery era of the past. With a System that lets him travel between two worlds, he now has two great eras before him...
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After My Cauldron Gained a Spirit, I Turned My Life Around by Insulting People 家鼎成精后，我靠骂人逆袭了
[Insult the ancestors to their faces, then bring down the Grand Preceptor] Other people transmigrate with a System or talent. I transmigrated with nothing but a bronze cauldron and a mouth sharp enough to talk back to my ancestors. The Shen family ancestors inside the cauldron are a bunch of crafty old schemers. They bicker all day, but whenever I need supplies, they all go mute. If I don’t curse them, they won’t lift a finger. Curse them too mildly, and they give me nothing. Curse them hard eno
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I Crush the Modern Entertainment Industry with Real Actors from Ancient Times 我靠古代真演员，吊打现代娱乐圈
[A top-tier star director transmigrates + ancient cast with genuine acting chops + outclasses the entire entertainment industry + feel-good tale of making money across time] Framed and saddled with a billion in debt, he was completely blacklisted by the entertainment industry! The life of genius director Zhou Fan had fallen apart. At his darkest hour, a mysterious bracelet activated, sending him to ancient times! Here, there is no terrible acting, no lazy performers, and no investors meddlin
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The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Little Ancestor Comes Down the Mountain to Save Her Mother 三岁半小祖宗下山救娘
[Adorable Kid + Powerful Figures + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Beloved by All + Face-Slapping + System + Transmigrate + Scumbag Father Gets His Comeuppance + Mother-Daughter Bond + God of War Uncle Prince + Daily Dose of Satisfaction] (The story has only just received its rating. Some chapters are being revised and replaced, and the rating will rise later.) Thrown into the wilderness by her own father the moment she was born? Little Yu’er will remember that score. At three and a half, she co
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The Second Daughter's Rise: After the Marriage Swap, She Became the Duchess of Zhen 嫡次女逆袭：换亲后成镇国公夫人
[Legitimate Daughter's Second Daughter's Comeback + Playing the Fool to Catch the Tiger + Marriage Swap + Face-Slapping Satisfaction + Marrying First, Falling in Love Later + Earning Merit on the Frontier + Grandfather's Unfulfilled Wish + The Whole Family's Redemption + From Discarded Daughter to Imperial Title + Duchess of the Nation-Guarding Duke] The least favored legitimate daughter in the entire household was married off in a marriage swap to the least promising eldest son of a concubine.
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After Becoming a Country Grandma, I Claimed the Mountain as My Own 穿成农村老妇后，我占山为王了
[No Male Lead + System + Farming and Infrastructure-Building + Power Fantasy + Claiming a Mountain and Founding a Nation as Its Empress] How does a young woman suddenly become a woman over fifty? Is this a distortion of human nature, or a collapse of morality? Guo Puying transmigrates into the body of a terrible old country woman. The old woman's life is bitter as gall: her husband died after being drafted, her eldest son was drafted and disappeared, her second son fell ill while doing forced la
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I Helped My Twin Brother Become a Sword Immortal 我助孪生兄弟成剑仙
A wisp of green smoke links yin and yang, as paper-crafted mysteries drift into dreams. Brothers separated by worlds meet again, and from then on, two realms share one fate. [Boy’s manga-style energy] [Early on, he doesn’t treat himself like a person; later, he doesn’t treat his opponents like people] [Lighthearted, funny daily life, with blazing, blood-pumping battles] What if burning a paper phone let you contact your twin brother, who vanished at sea? Xie Zhengze tried it. Not only did he rea
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Arriving in Southern Ming, an Engineering Student Crushes the Qing and Restores China 来到南明，工科生横扫满清复华夏
In the first year of the Hongguang reign, Jiangnan is on the verge of falling. The realm is shattered, and the people are displaced. A modern engineering expert unexpectedly arrives in the storm-tossed chaos of the Southern Ming. The land is divided among warlords, powerful enemies press at its borders, and the old and new dynasties take turns on the stage. He has no peerless martial arts, but he possesses engineering, manufacturing, and scientific knowledge far ahead of his time. He gathers dis
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An Engineering Student Ventures into the Late Ming 工科小伙闯明末
A middle-aged bachelor, beaten down by society and thwarted at every turn in the modern world, with no connections to his name but plenty of knowledge and ability, is accidentally transported to the Chongzhen era at the end of the Ming dynasty. Relying on his modern knowledge while adapting to the era’s actual technological and industrial capabilities, he works hard to quietly change history and prevent China’s decline.
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System, I’m Done Playing: How About It? 系统我不玩了：行不行
Chu Sheng wept bitterly. "System, are you telling me to go to the System World and get myself killed? I only just became a live-in son-in-law! That old witch really won't let me go." "I'm only twenty-six, and you're insulting me like that? I'll make sure you die the moment you enter this Central World. Even if you don't die, you'll live in fear, constantly on edge! Go on, keep insulting me." Luo Xian's beautiful face was covered in frost... What good is it... to bow to people, kneel before heave
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Picking Begonias on a Spring Night 春夜折海棠
Begonia Blossoms on a Spring Night
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Wen Ci Covers Old Love 温辞覆旧欢
Wen Ci Overturns Old Romance
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Old Campus Demolition Crew: Don't Touch That Wall 老校区拆迁队：别碰那面墙
Old Campus Demolition Crew: Don’t Touch That Wall.
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Fireworks Across a Thousand Miles 跨越千里的烟火
Fireworks Across a Thousand Miles
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Preservative for a Perfect Doll 完美人偶的防腐剂
Preservative for the Perfect Doll
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