System, Exorcising Ghosts and Zombies, No Uncle Jiu 系统灭鬼僵尸不要九叔
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Jiangshi World: I’m Your Captain, Awei! 僵尸世界:我是你们队长阿威啊!
[Uncle Jiu’s Jiangshi Movie Universe + System + Comedy] Li Wei, a post-00s office drone, woke up one day to discover he had transmigrated into Uncle Jiu’s jiangshi movie universe! Remote villages hid vengeful ghosts, zombies leaped about in the hills, and even walking at night meant carrying glutinous rice to save his own skin. This was a hellishly difficult start! Other transmigrators got to enjoy the company of beautiful women and show off their coolness. He, on the other hand, had to figure
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749 Bureau: From the Start, I Became a Zombie 749局:开局变成僵尸
"Ruthless and decisive" "All monsters deserve to die" "I’m a monster? Then I deserve to die too!" "No female lead" "A slightly slow start" "Takes off later" Li Buguo is an online absurdist streamer who makes a career out of wild antics. On the Ghost Festival, just as he was making his comeback, a strange beast being hunted by Bureau 749 happened to pass by and pierced his chest. It sent him straight through the open Gates of Hell, only for a ghost to kick him back out. He became an exceptionally
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My Date with a Vampire: My Pupils Are Rainbow-Colored! 僵约:我的瞳孔是彩色!
[Zombies + My Date with a Vampire + Invincible + Feel-Good Fiction] When he woke up, Chu Ci had transmigrated into the world of My Date with a Vampire and become the first-ever zombie with multicolored eyes! He subdued Jiang Chen right from the start, becoming the strongest of them all! Ma Xiaoling: “You jerk! All you ever do is bully me!” Ma Dingdang: “Chu Ci, you really are talented.” Wang Zhenzhen: “Brother Chu, I made you goji berry chicken soup.” Chang’e: “My dear Chu, shall we go admire th
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My Years of Ghost Hunting Among the People 我在民间捉鬼的那些年
Chinese-Style Horror, No Female Lead My name is Xu Jian. I’m 26, and I studied Taoist arts under a Maoshan priest for several years. Over the years, I’ve seen all kinds of things. After doing this long enough, I realized that ghosts aren’t scary. What’s truly frightening are the things people can’t get past in their hearts. All I do is help them say what needs to be said and settle their debts once and for all. People call me a Celestial Master of the Taoist sect, but I’m really just an ordin
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The Yin-Yang Eyes: The Haunted House Is a Little Noisy Tonight 阴阳眼:今晚的凶宅有点吵
Also known as: The Mystic Arts Livestream: I Became Famous Online by Exorcising Ghosts Su Qingyuan is someone who never plays by the rules. The ghosts in a haunted house were so noisy that she sent them a six-round exorcism extravaganza on the spot. When a stranger offered to help her break a formation, she said, "This is my fight and my revenge. I'll handle it myself. Anyone who gets involved will get dealt with too." Someone dug out Wu Zetian's heart and severed her wings, cursing her desc
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Jiangshi: I'm Uncle Jiu's Father, and My Grave Was Dug Up from the Start 僵尸:我是九叔父亲,开局坟被挖
Lin Feng did something big in this life! He brought the young Jiu Shu, Simu, and Qianhe home, raised them from helpless little boys, taught them their skills, and sent them off to establish themselves. Once all three sons had founded their own sects and become prominent figures in the Daoist world, he grew old, climbed into his coffin, and retired for good. He thought he could rest in peace, but decades later, a few foolish grave robbers pried open his tomb. Lin Feng opened his eyes and stared a
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Online Game: The Uncle Jiu World, and I'm the Only One Who Knows the Plot! 网游九叔世界:只有我知道剧情!
Chang Sheng transmigrates to a parallel world, only to discover that the massively multiplayer online game everyone plays is called Zombies Online! And the game is based on the world of Uncle Jiu’s zombie movies! Nobody else knows about horror movies like Uncle Jiu’s, but Chang Sheng knows the story, allowing him to unlock hidden quests! Level up all the way and soar to the top in style!
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Uncle Jiu's World: My Closet Leads to Uncle Jiu's Funeral Home! 九叔世界:我家衣柜通九叔义庄!
When a Daoist in coarse hemp robes, with thick eyebrows and large eyes, walked out of Yun Zheng's bedroom, she froze. Because it was none other than the famous zombie-hunting Daoist, Uncle Jiu, Lin Fengjiao! [Sweet romance + wish fulfillment + no angst.] Yun Zheng thought she had transmigrated to the Republican era, but then she discovered that her wardrobe connected to Uncle Jiu's charity cemetery, and she was stunned! She showed Uncle Jiu spoilers for Mr. Vampire and the other films in the ser
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Uncle Nine: I Became Daoist Master Qianhe and Shook the Taoist World 九叔:我成了千鹤道长,威震道门
I was reborn as Qian He, a guy who only plays in Peak matches! I never expected to get a Peak Match System. I show off and soar to the top, then shake the cultivation world and become the ruler of the Daoist sect! Qian He: “I’m playing Peak matches? No, you’re the one playing a Peak match!” Shi Jian: “What? Is this really the Qian He I know? His lightning is even more terrifying than mine?” Si Mu: “Junior Brother Qian He, and you still say you’re not cheating?” Uncle Jiu: “Junior Brother Qian He
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Uncle Nine: I Became Shi Jian and Helped Uncle Nine Take Off! 九叔:我成了石坚,带九叔起飞!
Reborn as Shi Jian! Who would have thought he’d get a System and go on to dominate the Daoist world, becoming its supreme ruler? Shi Jian: “Junior brothers, don’t kill them all. I’ll be the one collecting the heads!” Simu: “What? You want to compete with Maoshan over connections?” Qianhe: “A championship match? Who does one-on-one fights these days? Call in the whole crew!” Uncle Jiu: “Senior Brother, carry me to victory!”
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The Uncle Jiu Universe: I Became Uncle Jiu's System! 九叔世界:我成为了九叔的系统!
The blurb is a struggle, but the story is pure fun! No ships. Uncle Jiu is the protagonist. Even after getting a System, he won't pair up with Zhigu or Miqilian! [Only Uncle Jiu gets a System. Uncle Jiu shows off in every way and carries everyone to victory. He visits parallel zombie-movie worlds to show off.] Uncle Jiu is chosen as the Host from the start! Uncle Jiu: “So this is the System's power? Becoming an immortal and founding a lineage really could happen!” Mao Xiaofang: “Daoist Lin, you'
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Uncle Nine: I Became a Frontier Prince, Commanding the Daoist World 九叔:我成了边疆王爷,威压道门
I was reborn as a zombie prince of the imperial clan on the frontier! After obtaining the Ultimate Villain System, I build a zombie army under Daoist Master Zombie, then shake the cultivation world and bring the Daoist sects to heel! Xuankui: I'm Xuankui, the Zombie Prince. Come follow me! Imperial Prince: So you call yourself a prince? I'm a prince too! Qianhe: This is the final match. I'm definitely going to die! Shi Jian: What? What kind of move is this zombie using? It's even more terrifying
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National Destiny Instance: I’m the Only One Who Knows Uncle Nine’s Story! 国运副本:只有我知道九叔剧情!
Yun Sigui transmigrates to the Dragon Kingdom in a parallel world, where its people know nothing about zombies or Uncle Nine's movies! By chance, national destiny dungeons descend. Each country automatically selects one participant for its dungeon. Anyone who survives can obtain resources and rewards! [I'm bad at writing blurbs. Just read the story!]
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Horror Survival Instance: I'm the Only One Who Knows the Plot! 恐怖国运副本:只有我知晓剧情!
Qin Fang transmigrated to Longguo, a parallel world where the people knew nothing about Uncle Jiu or other horror movies! By coincidence, National Destiny instances appeared, with each country automatically selecting one person to take part. [This blurb can't do the story justice. Just read it!]
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Uncle Nine: I Transmigrated into a Bronze-Clad Corpse in Xishuangbanna 九叔:我穿越成了西双版纳铜甲尸
Chen Dao transmigrates to Uncle Jiu's world and is reborn as a bronze-armored corpse in Xishuangbanna! Shi Jian: Junior brothers, where did you provoke such a terrifying zombie? Semu: I don't know, Senior Brother. I have no idea where this zombie came from either. I even called on our Patriarch, but couldn't budge it... Qianhe: This Daoist was powerless against this zombie, and... Uncle Jiu: Chen Dao, don't do this! [The synopsis doesn't do it justice. Just read it! This is the author's Nth book
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Filming Mr. Vampire: I'm Getting Uncle Jiu to Star! 拍摄僵尸先生,我请九叔来主演!
[I’m no good at writing a synopsis. Just read it!] Zhang Xuan is reborn on Blue Star, exactly as it was in his previous life, but this era has no zombie movies. As it happens, Uncle Jiu also appears before Zhang Xuan from the Republican era. Zhang Xuan sincerely asks him to play Lin Fengjiao as himself! Zhang Xuan: Uncle Jiu, you’re perfect for the role of Uncle Jiu in Mr. Vampire! Shi Jian: Fellow countryman, since you’re making Mr. Vampire III, would you like me to find some Taoist priests fro
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My Wife Is a Disciple of Uncle Nine, and My Home Connects to His Funeral Parlor 老婆是九叔传人,我家通九叔义庄
(My wife is a successor to Uncle Jiu, and my home connects to Uncle Jiu's funeral parlor! The blurb doesn't do it justice, just read the story.) Elderly Uncle Jiu: Why isn't Yang Tian my disciple? Republican-era Uncle Jiu: Hmph, you think you can compare with me? Mao Xiaofang/Yang Feiyun: This kid is terrifyingly powerful! Who could have guessed that the wife he lived with every day was a successor to the legendary Taoist Master Yimei, Lin Fengjiao? (The protagonist's wife is a modern-day succes
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Uncle Nine: He Overheard My Inner Thoughts 九叔:我心声被九叔偷听了
(I'm no good at writing introductions. Just read it.) The System ran off right from the start. This story also has Uncle Jiu transmigrating back and forth. Uncle Jiu riding a ghost motorcycle? You guys can't handle that! Chen Mo: “Why can Uncle Jiu hear my thoughts?” Uncle Jiu: “So this is the modern city that brat was talking about?” Shi Jian: “Fellow countryman, want me to help you carry the load?” Li Yunlong of the Paranormal Investigation Bureau: “Huh? What! Daoist Lin is actually Master Wen
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Transmigrated as Ren Fa: I Talk Uncle Jiu into Raiding Dungeons Together 穿越成任发,忽悠九叔组队下副本
After transmigrating into the role of Ren Fa, father-in-law to all the realms and the dutiful son of all the realms, Ren Fa feels like dying! From the start, he’s faced with exhuming and relocating a coffin. He’s about to lose it! Luckily, he obtains a Dungeon System. But he has no strength, so Ren Fa can only sweet-talk Uncle Jiu into teaming up with him to raid dungeons and grow stronger! Uncle Jiu: Master Ren, don’t be like this... Shi Jian: What! How can a mere richest man be this powerful?
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Dragon Ball: I Became Vegeta's System! 龙珠:我成了贝吉塔的系统!
What would Vegeta be like with a System? The blurb can't do it justice, so just read this power fantasy. Vegeta: "Nani? System, you're saying I'll be second-best for a thousand years?" Vegeta: "Hahaha, ore wa... Super Vegeta!" Kakarot: "Vegeta, take me along so I can get stronger too!" Raditz: "Thank you, Your Highness, Prince Vegeta, for bringing me back to life!"
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National Fate: I'm the Only One Who Knows About the Paranormal 国运:只有我知道诡异
Jiang Yin transmigrates to the Dragon Kingdom in a parallel world, where people have never heard of zombies or Uncle Nine's films! I'm no good at writing an introduction. Just read the story. As it happens, a ghost-and-zombie arena appears, pitting zombies and ghosts against Taoist priests. Uncle Nine: "Is this poem about me?" Shi Jian: "I'll shoulder this burden for you!" Simu: "Heh heh, watch me summon the Patriarch!" Qianhe: "..." The winning nation receives rewards! The losers... naturally g
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Horror and National Fate: I Know Every Instance’s Plot! 恐怖国运:我知道所有副本剧情!
Su Chujian transmigrated to Longguo in a parallel world, where people had never heard of the horror genre or Uncle Jiu's movies! In the Mr. Vampire dungeon, Su Chujian became Uncle Jiu's apprentice. From there, Su Chujian rose to prominence and led Longguo to victory!!!
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A Horror National Fortune NPC, the Protagonist Takes Off Thanks to Me 恐怖国运NPC,主角靠我起飞了
After transmigrating to a parallel world, I found myself caught up in the National Destiny competition. Just when Lin Tian thought he was the protagonist of the competition, he became an NPC in a horror instance, helping the Dragon Kingdom’s chosen ones rack up wins in every round. The chosen ones from other countries all cried out, “Why is this NPC picking on us?”
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Hong Kong Ghost Stories: I’m Daoist Zhong Faba, and Exorcisms Cost Extra! 港诡:贫道钟发白,捉鬼得加钱!
I transmigrated into Zhong Fabai and slaughtered every demon and ghost in my path! You think I’m the one competing at the top? No, you’re the one competing at the top! “Are you crazy? Ghosts? What ghosts? With me, Zhong Fabai, here, every ghost within ten miles moved away long ago!” “That cocky, huh?” “I’m not trying to scare you. I studied the Dao at five, made a name for myself at sixteen, and opened a general store at twenty.” “Why?” “There weren’t any ghosts left, but I still had to eat! I c
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From Purple-Robed Zombie to Chief Celestial Master 从紫袍僵尸混成首席天师
[Zombie Progenitor]+ [Unlimited Female Supporting Characters]+ [Invincible by Mid-Story]+ [Vampire Maid]+ [Lewd Fiction] Wherever zombies exist, there are celestial masters who specialize in fighting them. From the day Li Luohe became a zombie, he successfully enrolled in a celestial master academy specializing in fighting zombies. Every day, he studies all kinds of spells to deal with zombies. The kicker is that his homeroom teacher is a total disaster, bent on leading the entire class to get t
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Uncle Nine: I Copy Traits, and Ren Tingting Begs Me in Tears to Marry Her 九叔,复制词条任婷婷哭着求嫁
[Zombie manipulation, humorous traits, recruiting disciples across film and TV worlds] Lin Fan transmigrates to Renjia Town, becomes Uncle Ninth’s disciple, and awakens the Trait Copying System. He can even combine traits without limit! Five Thunder Spell (Gold), Qimen Dunjia (Red), Zhong Kui Possession (Rainbow) Chrysanthemum Corpse Cultivation (Purple), Corpse King’s Tyrant Body (Red), Soul-Reaping Buddhist Chant (Red) Maoshan Corpse Driving (Purple), Sword Control Through Qi (Supreme), Indest
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Yin-Yang Candle Shop: Cultivating the Way on a Zombie Film Set 阴阳香烛店:从僵尸片场开始修道
Lin Yan inherited the yin-yang and funeral-goods shop his grandfather left behind. He was so broke he could barely scrape together a coin. He was also three months behind on rent. He thought he’d spend his life selling yellow joss paper and candles, scraping by until the end. Then the dusty Panda TV in the attic suddenly turned on by itself. The screen wasn’t showing the news or a movie. It was the Daoist temple from Mr. Vampire. Uncle Jiu pointed his ruler at him. “You’re the new kid. Get into
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