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1. 101 人 Writing Self-Help in America, I Become the Nation's Choice for President 人在鹰酱写鸡汤，全民求我当总统 Steamed Plum Pastry Sauce蒸梅油酥汁Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Tang Darcy transmigrates to America and becomes a sheriff. He activates the Influencer System: all he has to do is write toxic inspirational quotes and cultivate influencers to earn rewards. How hard can that be? He fires off all kinds of self-contradictory quotes to fool foreigners: “America, Please Wait for Your People!” “Don't Make America Great Again! Give the Little People Their Dignity!” “Why Does China Wash Its Dishes Seven Times?!” The more foreigners he fools, the more buffs the System 32.5kReads9.6Score3.3kShelves
2. 102 不 If You Won't Write the Memorial, Why Are You Going on the Northern Campaign? 不写出师表，你北什么伐呀！ Autumn Wind Over Luoshui洛水秋风Historical2.8M WordsCompleted “This place is so delightful, I could forget all about Shu!” Liu Shan, who left behind this timeless saying, thought he had died. But when he opened his eyes again, he had become Zhao Gou, the emperor of the Great Song. With none of Zhao Gou's memories, he gazed at the officials filling the court and fell into deep thought. They have a chancellor here too? The name Qin Hui might not sound like much, but surely he's as capable in both letters and arms as my foster father! Hmm? Wait, why is there 45kReads8.9Score5.2kShelves
3. 103 系 My System Is Out of Line, and I’ve Become a Trouble-Making Streamer 系统不正经，我成搞事主播 Zhoushan Gatekeeping Grandpa舟山管门大爷Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestream] [System] [No Female Lead] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Comedy] [Wild Antics] [Laugh-Out-Loud] A small-time streamer is doing an outdoor Livestream when he runs into a five-step snake and gets bitten! A deadly situation! How can he survive? Li Ke: “Don’t panic, guys. According to local folklore, anyone bitten by a five-step snake will die after taking five steps. So let’s try walking backward five steps and see if we can turn this around!” Li Ke: “If it works, I’ll walk backward ninety 13.8kReads9.1Score1.5kShelves
4. 104 别 Stop Scrolling, Bro! This Streamer Isn’t Here to Perform 别刷了哥！这主播根本不是卖艺的 Blue Chalk蓝色粉笔Urban1.8M WordsCompleted Jiang Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens a livestream money-grabbing System! As long as he earns gifts and tips and meets his cash-grabbing targets, he can receive random rewards from the System! And so, the internet's most shamelessly money-hungry streamer is born! "Boss! Singing, dancing, doing stunts, rapping, standing on my head, whatever other streamers can do, I can do too. And whatever they can't do, I can do even better!" "Boss, just tell me what you want me to do! As lon 158.4kReads9.4Score15.2kShelves
5. 105 直 Livestream: Why Go to Peking University? Come to A University with Dad! 直播：上什么北大，跟爹上A大！ Honest Tom老实的汤姆Urban1.1M WordsOngoing The apocalypse arrived, and Ai Chen was reborn. In his previous life, he drove his son away by being too strict. This time, he'll spoil him rotten. During the apocalypse, father and son stay home and play video games. Son: Dad, I want to get into Peking University! Ai Chen: Why go to Peking University? Come to A University with me! With that, he pulled his son into a two-player game. Son: Dad, I'm tired of gaming. I want to do homework for a while... Ai Chen: You finished your homework already. 656Reads9.2Score219Shelves
6. 106 男 A Man's Unusual Life as a Woman 男穿女的别样人生 Northern Snow Hut北方雪屋Ancient Romance454k WordsCompleted Xia Hongyang, a modern martial arts instructor, got drunk and transmigrated into the body of Xia Hong, a woman with the same surname but a different name. The tragic part was that he had ended up in a beautiful woman's body. Even more absurdly, he transmigrated right onto a bridal bed on her wedding night. Frustrated and lost, he had no idea what to do. He tried to fight fate, but reality got the better of him. In the end, he could only give in and accept his circumstances, settling down to live 1.3kReads—Score115Shelves

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   Very interesting book

7. 107 女 A Woman in a Man's Body, and I'm Drop-Dead Gorgeous! 女穿男，我美翻了！ Northern Snow Hut北方雪屋Ancient Romance502k WordsCompleted Wu Songmei, a modern military doctor, fell asleep from exhaustion after performing an operation for someone in her unit. When she woke up, she discovered that she had transmigrated to the Dayu Dynasty and into the body of Wu Songbai, a young general who had been unconscious on the front lines for three days. She was delighted to have changed from a woman into a man, but she was poisoned with a deadly toxin and badly wounded. Then the little orb in her spatial dimension gave her an antidote and a 524Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 108 系 The System Made My Best Friend Find Me a New Husband: Plaster and Ink Fragrance 系统逼我闺蜜给我换了个老公——石膏与墨香 The Di Jiang Divine Beast, Who Has Everything Go Smoothly一切顺利的帝江神兽12k WordsCompleted The System Made My Best Friend Find Me a New Husband, Plaster and the Scent of Ink 987Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Bite your teeth before going to bed as a memorial cookie. It's humorous and charming. It's the first choice for relieving stress. It's a must-have for staying up late. You can't watch it before going to bed.

9. 109 瓜 The Melon-Field Writer's Epic Fail 瓜田写手翻车记 The Di Jiang Divine Beast, Who Has Everything Go Smoothly一切顺利的帝江神兽13k WordsCompleted The Melon-Field Writer’s Epic Fail 675Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 110 快 Quick Transmigration: I Go Wild and Cash In on Popular Stories 快穿，我靠发疯在热文里薅羊毛 Rain-Battered Traveler雨焦客Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Hilarious transmigration into a book + savage comebacks + satisfying revenge + making money and turning her life around + System] [Beep! The Unhinged Literature System is now bound!] Yan Suisui transmigrates into a hot novel as a hapless supporting female character. The System tells her to follow the plot, so she tears the script to shreds instead. · When the heroine throws soup at her, she does a tactical roll and reports her three times in a row, then slaps the hero with an “on-the-job inju 7Reads7.6Score—Shelves

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    I strive to make everyone laugh in this novel, and it will become more and more funny later on. This can be guaranteed.

11. 111 蛊 Gu King Ajie 蛊王阿杰 Little Sheep That Can Fly Every Day每天会飞的小羊Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing [Fantasy + Gu Arts + Comedy + Rebirth + Hidden Identity + Mystery + Feuds + First Person] “Reborn to defy fate and slay the Blood Demon, break the curse and ascend to Emperor, unrivaled among the gods!” [Laughing out loud! Can Gu King A Jie cut his way through a fantasy world with this trick?] Miao Awei (roaring): Miao A Jie, prepare to die! He kicked me off a cliff in the Valley of Ten Thousand Demons. When I opened my eyes again, I had been reborn three years in the past. Miao Cuihua (poundi 108Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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    #Help! It's so funny, these two novels directly made me emotional! My family, I recently found a treasure! Highly recommend "Gu King Ajie" and "The Counterattack of the Laughing God, The Promise of a Thousand Wishes". Let's watch "Gu King Ajie" first. Chapters 246 to 260 are absolutely crazy. The interaction between the male and female protagonists is amazing, one moment it's so sweet, the other moment it's a knife to the heart. One moment I was rolling on the floor laughing, and the next moment I was so heartbroken that I couldn't breathe. It was a complete emotional roller coaster that made people want to stop! As for chapters 1 to 245, the funny plots continued one after another. I read it for 130 hours straight in one go and couldn't stop at all! There is also "The Counterattack of the Laughing God, The Covenant of a Thousand Wishes", with chapters 1 to 46 crazily churning out laughs, and every page can make you laugh so hard that your teeth will fall out. The God of Laughter can create happiness anytime, anywhere, whether in the classroom, on the court, or in the amusement park. Families, don't hesitate and add a bookshelf! 😝😜😚🙃☺️☺️

12. 112 笑 The God of Laughter's Comeback: A Pact of a Thousand Wishes 笑神的逆袭，千愿之约 BT28Modern Romance277k WordsOngoing “Help! Where are my imperial robes and jade tablet? Why have they all turned into these pink frilly things!” At dawn, the Jade Emperor's distraught roar rang out through the girls' dormitory. He had spent the previous night reviewing memorials in the Hall of Miraculous Mists. After waking up, he found himself in the body of a frail female student. “Xiaoshen! Did you fall in the toilet or something? Come out already, or I'm seriously going to wet myself!” Outside the bathroom door, Xu Jiaojiao's 2Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 113 滚 The Tough-as-Nails Fortune Teller Breaks into the Immortal Realm 滚刀肉卜卦闯仙界 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Eastern Fantasy416k WordsCompleted [Comedy + Absurd Humor + Nonsense + Xianxia + Spirit Beasts] Wu Tiedui stumbled upon a legacy in a ruined temple and kicked off comedy mode, beginning a life of laying low in the immortal realm! Greedy, lecherous, fond of good food, and lazy! 135Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A masterpiece of fairy tales that will make you laugh so hard! Who knows? "Hob Knife Meat Divination Entering the Fairy World" really brings out "laughing" and "rejection"! The chubby Wu Tie fights against the sky and the earth, the unreliable and sophisticated talisman always loses its chain, Lei Pi Pi steals pig trotters, and Tie Hanhan throws "poop bombs". The laughs are so dense that you can choke! The plot of the ninth-level qi-training monk chasing and escaping, stealing the secret book and hiding it in the basement is very exciting. The smoke and fire in the city is mixed with the flavor of a fairy, and there is also the blessing of system merit. It is refreshing and relaxing to read, and it is really a loss if you don't read it! 🩶

14. 114 化 I Became an Evil Cultivator. What Can Heaven Do to Me? 化身邪修天耐我何 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Eastern Fantasy221k WordsCompleted The Legend of Wu Xiaoxie, the Demonic Cultivator Who Fears Nothing tells the story of Wu Xiaoxie, a mysterious orphan, on his extraordinary path to immortality. Born with a wicked charm and a hideous scar, Wu Xiaoxie possesses a demonic cultivation talent that shocks the world. After saving a badly wounded demonic cultivator and receiving their techniques, he embarks on the path of demonic cultivation. Unrestrained in his ways and at odds with the righteous path, he becomes a thorn in its side. 39Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 115 炼 After a Hundred Thousand Years of Qi Refining, I’m Already Invincible 炼气十万年，我已经无敌 Ding Chengjin丁程金Eastern Fantasy209k WordsCompleted [Ten Thousand Years at the Qi Refining Realm + Invincible]+ [Reviving His Sect in the Lower Realm]+ [Taking Disciples]+ [Defeating Every Villainous Sect]+ [Slaying Demons and Exorcising Evil]+ [Free Travel Between the Human, Immortal, and Demon Realms, as well as the Gold, Wood, Water, Fire, and Earth Timespaces]+ [Protagonist's Halo]+ [An Incredibly Satisfying Power Fantasy] Zuo Xiaoyu had spent a hundred thousand years in the Immortal Realm, stuck at the Qi Refining Realm. One day, he discover 193Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Friends' books, everyone is welcome to listen!

16. 116 西 Pines and Cypresses at Xiling Betray Our Promised Time 西陵松柏负佳期 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学22k WordsCompleted Pines and cypresses of Xiling, missing the promised day —Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 117 逍 Carefree Immortal: After Descending to the Mortal Realm, I Ascended by Scrounging Meals 逍遥仙：下凡后，我靠蹭饭飞升了 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学35k WordsCompleted Carefree Immortal: After Descending to the Mortal Realm, I Ascended by Scoring Free Meals —Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 118 穿 I Became Fahai and Discovered Bai Suzhen Was My Ex-Girlfriend 穿成法海，发现白素贞是我前女友 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Marriage & Romance28k WordsCompleted I Transmigrated as Fahai and Discovered That Bai Suzhen Was My Ex-Girlfriend 6Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 119 大 The Unluckiest Young Master in the Great Song Dynasty 大宋第一倒霉少爷 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Ancient Romance40k WordsCompleted The Song Dynasty's Unluckiest Young Master 14Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 120 乱 Warlord of a Chaotic Era: I, Yang Zhong, Lay the Foundation for Sui's Eternal Empire 乱世战神：我，杨忠，奠基大隋万古江山 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Historical34k WordsCompleted War-Torn Era’s War God: I, Yang Zhong, Laid the Foundation for the Sui Dynasty’s Eternal Reign 3Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 121 鹊 No More Meetings at the Magpie Bridge: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl Are Selling Riverside Apartments in Heaven 鹊桥别相会了，牛郎织女去天庭卖银河江景房 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷26k WordsCompleted No more meeting at the Magpie Bridge: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl head to Heaven to sell Milky Way-view apartments —Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 122 笑 I'm Dead! Bajie Works with His Old Flame at Huaguoshan Tourism 笑死！八戒在花果山文旅和旧情人上班 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction29k WordsCompleted I’m dead! Bajie is working at Huaguoshan Tourist Resort with his old flame. 12Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 123 逃 The Pig Who Couldn’t Escape Gao Laozhuang: Bajie Works Like a Beast at Gao Laozhuang 逃不出高老庄的猪，八戒在高老庄当牛马 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction26k WordsCompleted The pig who can't escape Gao Laozhuang: Bajie works like a beast of burden at Gao Laozhuang —Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 124 成 Don't Lie Flat on the Path to Buddhahood! Zhu Bajie Helps the Great Sage Open a Huaguoshan Tourism Company 成佛别躺平！猪八戒帮大圣开个花果山旅游公司 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction29k WordsCompleted Don't Lie Flat on the Road to Buddhahood! Zhu Bajie Helps the Great Sage Start a Huaguo Mountain Tourism Company 1Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 125 八 Zhu Bajie Takes on Journey to the West: I’ve Attained Enlightenment, Now I’m Going Back to Gao Village to Slack Off 八戒闯西游：修成正果，俺回高老庄摆烂 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction27k WordsCompleted Bajie Charges Into the Journey to the West: After attaining enlightenment, I’m heading back to Gao Village to slack off 2Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 126 天 Dragon Cub in the Heavenly Prison: I’m Emperor Wu of Han’s Great-Grandson 天牢龙崽：我是汉武帝的皇曾孙 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Historical84k WordsCompleted Little Dragon in the Celestial Prison: I’m Emperor Wu of Han’s great-grandson 11Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 127 八 Zhu Bajie Takes on Journey to the West: I Tear the Scumbag Bull Demon King Apart 八戒闯西游：手撕渣男牛魔王 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction28k WordsCompleted Bajie Charges Into the Journey to the West: I Tear the Scumbag Bull Demon King to Pieces 3Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 128 别 While Others Build Careers, She Chases Handsome Men: Princess Taiping Turns All of Tang China Into Her Playground 别人搞事业她搞帅哥，太平公主渣翻全大唐 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Ancient Romance26k WordsCompleted Everyone else builds careers, but she goes after handsome men: Princess Taiping wreaks havoc across the Tang Empire 4Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 129 西 Journey to the West: Everyone Lands in the Kingdom of Women, the Streets Are Full of Beauties, but Zhu Bajie Just Wants to Cry 西游：全员掉进女儿国，满街美人猪八戒却只想哭 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction23k WordsCompleted The Whole Journey to the West Cast Falls Into the Kingdom of Women, and the Streets Are Full of Beauties, but Zhu Bajie Can Only Cry 21Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 130 王 Honor of Kings: While Others Become Heroes, I Become a Minion and Slack Off 王者：别人穿英雄，我穿峡谷小兵摆烂 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction25k WordsCompleted Honor of Kings: Everyone else becomes a hero, but I become a minion in the Rift and slack off 11Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 131 赤 The Red-Browed Rebellion’s Greatest Heroine 赤眉第一女枭雄 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Ancient Romance37k WordsCompleted The Red-Browed Rebellion’s First Female Warlord 38Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 132 杜 The Old Sword of Duling: The Chronicle of Emperor Xuan of Han 杜陵故剑：汉宣本纪 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Historical37k WordsCompleted The Sword of Duling: A Chronicle of Emperor Xuan of Han 11Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 133 穿 Transmigrated to the Viking Age: I Conquer the North Sea by Playing It Safe 穿越维京：我靠苟道称霸北海 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷30k WordsCompleted Transmigrated to the Viking Age: I Rule the North Sea by Keeping My Head Down 44Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 134 别 Don’t Call Bajie a Lecher, I Just Want a Home 别骂八戒好色，我只是想有个家 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction15k WordsCompleted Don’t Call Bajie a Lecher, I Just Want a Home 57Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 135 三 Three Battles with the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 三打白骨精？俺老猪舍不得 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction26k WordsCompleted Three Fights Against the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 42Reads—Score—Shelves

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