A Ranking of the Ten Most Insane Saturation Bombardments 盘点十大最丧心病狂的火力覆盖

1. 1 是 Who Blew Up Earth? None of You Are Getting Away 是谁炸了地球？你们一个也跑不了 Xiao Xiao Fish and Crab霄霄鱼蟹Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.0M WordsCompleted [Starships] [Sci-Fi] [Lighthearted] The protagonist, Luo Yan, is the king of special forces. After becoming paralyzed from the waist down, he stays at home and lies flat, unaware even of the momentous fact that Earth is about to be destroyed. Just before Earth explodes, he is sitting on the toilet when he receives an impossible mission: take command of the Thirty-Third Fleet and lead it to escape alive. Less than ten minutes remain before Earth's destruction. Can a cripple make it to the under 1.4kReads—Score10214d adds

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   The book begins with Earth being destroyed. Then, a human fleet that escapes embarks on a galaxy-wide revenge campaign, slaughtering countless planets.

2. 2 穿 I Transmigrated as the German Emperor: I'll Restore Germany to Glory! 穿越德皇：我重振德意志！ Spring Field Meow春田喵Urban1.5M WordsOngoing Zhao Zheng, a PhD in history, wakes up to find that he has taken over the body of Wilhelm II, Germany’s last emperor, in 1918! He has only two days before his abdication! Berlin is in turmoil, mutinous sailors seize power, and the Entente powers mass their troops at the border. The once-glorious Second Reich is on the brink of collapse! But armed with a century of historical knowledge, Zhao Zheng refuses to repeat the tragedy! He kicks the arrogant powerbroker Ludendorff aside and seizes iron-fi 46.5kReads8.0Score4.3k14d adds

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   Crossing over the German Emperor, with precise strikes in the early stages and overwhelming firepower in the later stages, the German Emperor could no longer be stopped.

3. 3 紫 The Purple Garment Apocalypse 紫衫启示录 Raising a Little Dinosaur in My Pocket裤兜里养小恐龙Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Readers, don't worry. I know what you're resisting deep down, and I'll smash every last bit of it to pieces. “World, we hate each other.” “Without lies, there can be no civilization.” “Organized crime is a stain on society, and you are a stain on organized crime.” “I can break down your moves because you've used those same moves on me.” “Rat race culture is the inflation of hard work.” “You kidnapped me, and now you're asking me about the meaning of life!?” “Hmph! Namo Amitabha!” “Tch! Jesus Chr 1.5kReads—Score21914d adds

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   This film's gunfight scenes are so awesome they're unparalleled.

4. 4 最 The Last Tiger King (1): Lorraine's Counterattack 最后的虎王（1）洛林反击 The Qin's Music Keeps Me Company琴音伴我Historical6k WordsCompleted The Last Tiger King (1): Loren's Counterattack 15Reads—Score—14d adds

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   The Sturmtiger's 380mm rocket launcher is incredibly powerful.

5. 5 北 Shadow of the North African Tiger 北非虎影 The Qin's Music Keeps Me Company琴音伴我Historical7k WordsCompleted Shadows of the North African Tiger 64Reads—Score—14d adds
6. 6 飞 The Flying Swallow: Me 262 飞行的雨燕——Me262 The Qin's Music Keeps Me Company琴音伴我9k WordsCompleted The Flying Swallow: Me 262 149Reads—Score—14d adds
7. 7 莱 The Rhine Operation 莱茵行动 The Qin's Music Keeps Me Company琴音伴我Historical10k WordsCompleted Operation Rhine 140Reads—Score—14d adds
8. 8 知 Knowledge, Uploaded Directly 知识直接灌输。 User26182811用户2618281114k WordsCompleted Knowledge is directly implanted. 1Reads—Score—14d adds

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   Highly Recommended! These Four Absurd Fables Will Make You Laugh and Reflect on Life. Dear Readers: Hello! Today I'd like to recommend four absurd fables about the workplace and education that I've just finished writing. Each of these four stories exceeds 20,000 words, and each attempts to touch upon the most real and profound pain points of our time through absurd humor. I know you're busy and your time is precious. So let me tell you first—these four stories are worth your time. Why are they worth reading? Because these four stories are about none other than you, me, and every one of us. They amplify the absurdities of our lives in exaggerated, absurd, hilarious yet heartbreaking ways, making us laugh and then suddenly unable to laugh anymore. Then, we begin to think. [Story One] "The War of Music Genres" Keywords: Classical vs. Pop, Online Feud, Identity, Information Cocoon A "bloodbath" triggered by a post on social media. Classical music lovers and pop music lovers went from online flame wars to real-life confrontations, from "high-pitched" versus "low-pitched" to "genre battles" on variety shows, even prompting the Ministry of Culture to establish a "Music Genre Mediation Committee." An old man selling jianbing (Chinese crepes) became the terminator of this absurd war. Why is it worth watching? Have you ever charged into battle online for a particular "camp"? Have you ever been angry because of other people's taste in music, movies, or books? This story will tell you—we're not fighting over music, we're fighting for identity; we're not defending taste, we're defending ourselves. The jianbing old man said, "Music is like jianbing; some people like it spicy, some like it sweet sauce. You can't say that spicy is better than sweet sauce. The important thing is that you enjoy it." That sentence is enough to keep you pondering for three days. [Story Two] "The Artist's Creative Bottleneck" Keywords: Inspiration depletion, capital intervention, KPIs, identity crisis. A screenwriter who had been writing for fifteen years suddenly found himself unable to write anymore. He tried drinking, traveling, meditation, energy healing, and even spent 380,000 yuan to learn "inspiration management" at an "Inspiration Reboot" studio. His agent told him, "Even creative blocks need KPIs," and his client told him, "If you can't write, we'll replace you." Finally, an old gatekeeper told him, "You can't write because you want to write too much." Why is this worth reading? Have you ever stared blankly at a document late at night? Have you ever suffered from insomnia due to the pressure of "I must produce"? Have you ever felt like you've "run out of ideas" and your career has come to an end? This story will tell you—blockages are not the enemy; it's your body and mind that are calling a halt. Sometimes, the best solution is not "to work harder," but "to let go." Be an ordinary person, go to the market to buy groceries, chat with the security guard, cut a cucumber. Then, unexpectedly, inspiration will return on its own. The old gatekeeper said, "You writers all take yourselves too seriously." That sentence hits home. [Story 3] *Direct Knowledge Imprinting* Keywords: Educational Technology, Shortcuts, Knowledge Alienation, The Meaning of Learning A tech company invented the "Smart Brain Imprinting" device, capable of directly imprinting any knowledge into the brain within forty minutes. No need to read books, attend classes, or review. Suddenly, there was a nationwide frenzy—students stopped going to school, professionals frantically "imprinted" new skills, and the college entrance exam became a major area for cheating. But soon, side effects appeared: memory confusion, loss of creativity, and the atrophy of the instinct to learn… Most terrifyingly, users discovered a "backdoor" in their brains—the imprinted knowledge could be remotely deleted at any time. Why is it worth reading? Have you ever fantasized about "how wonderful it would be if knowledge could be directly implanted into my brain"? Have you ever been tired of the learning process and only wanted quick results? This story will tell you—the learning process is more important than the result. Those seemingly "wasted" times are precisely the time you spend becoming yourself. The founder concluded, "I created a technology that could end learning, but I ultimately discovered that learning cannot be ended. Because learning is not an action, learning is a way of being human." This statement is worth pondering repeatedly. [Story Four] "Elective Exam Subjects" Keywords: Educational reform, personalization, capital intervention, genuine scarcity A city implemented an "elective exam subject" reform—students could choose their own subjects, even create their own. As a result, some chose "Advanced Strategies for King of Glory," some "Cosplay Costume Design," some "Milk Tea Mixing," and some even "Introduction to Lazy Learning." Parents went crazy, training institutions went crazy, and capital went crazy. But a girl named Su Xiaowan chose to choose nothing—she only took traditional subjects, only being her true self. Why is it worth watching? Have you ever felt suffocated by the pressure of "You must find your own unique characteristics"? Have you ever been gripped by the anxiety of "Everyone else is taking the exam, if you don't, you'll be eliminated"? This story will tell you—in a world where everyone tries to "be someone else," being yourself is the most powerful form of resistance. Su Xiaowan said, "I don't want to be a packaged person. I want to be a real person. Even if it means bad grades, even if it means I won't get into a good school. At least, I am me." This sentence will make you stop and think—who are you really? Where to watch? These four stories are now available on Tomato Bookstore. Simply enter the story title in the search box to find them: * *The War of Musical Genres* * *The Artist's Creative Bottleneck* * *Direct Knowledge Imparting* * *Self-Selected Exam Subjects* Read 30% for free before deciding whether to continue. Each story is nearly 20,000 words long, and Tomato Bookstore offers 30% free reading—meaning you can read six or seven thousand words for free, enough to decide if the story is to your liking. After reading 30%, if you find it interesting, touching, or thought-provoking, then decide whether to continue. If you don't like it, just close it; there's no loss. Feel free to leave your thoughts. If you've finished reading (or read part of it), please leave your comments in the comment section. You can say: * What did you learn from the story? * Which part of the story resonated with you the most? * Which line in the story made you think for a long time? * What are your different perspectives on this story? I will read every comment carefully. Your feedback is my motivation and direction for continuing to create. Finally, let me tell you a secret: these four stories are just the tip of the iceberg. I have over five thousand similar stories prepared. You read that right—over five thousand. Each story is an independent allegory, using absurd humor to touch upon a pain point of our time. Workplace, education, family, technology, society, humanity… each one aims to make you laugh, and each one aims to make you think. I will write these five thousand stories one by one and share them with you. If you like these four, please follow me. Many more wonderful stories await you in the future. A final note: I created these stories not to kill your time, but to make you stop amidst laughter and think—what are we busy and rushing around for every day? Are the things we are anxious about, fearful of, and chasing after truly worthwhile? Can we occasionally stop, like the pancake vendor, like the old gatekeeper, like Su Xiaowan, and be our true selves? I don't have the answers to these questions. But I think that when we begin to think about these questions, we are already changing. I look forward to seeing your thoughts in the comments section. My dear readers! March 21, 2026 --- PS: If you were particularly moved by a particular story, please feel free to recommend it to your friends. Perhaps your friend is experiencing a similar predicament. Your sharing might be a guiding light for them.

9. 9 艺 An Artist’s Creative Block 艺术家创作瓶颈。 User26182811用户2618281119k WordsCompleted An artist's creative block. 1Reads—Score—14d adds
10. 10 博 The Museum's Bizarre Bidding 博物馆奇妙招标。 User26182811用户2618281115k WordsCompleted The Museum's Bizarre Bidding 1Reads—Score—14d adds
11. 11 她 Her Choice 她的选择。 User26182811用户2618281126k WordsCompleted Her Choice —Reads—Score—14d adds
12. 12 1 1938: Purification 1938，净化 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了Urban1.6M WordsOngoing This is a book about killing Japanese invaders. I hope you enjoy it! The hatred of a nation and the vendettas of families must be passed down from generation to generation! Never forget, not even for a single day. Remember this! In the not-too-distant future, our wish is sure to come true! Let us encourage one another! 3.7kReads—Score31214d adds

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13. 13 了 Cutting Ties with My Past Life 了缘断残生 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了Mystery332k WordsCompleted Li Qing was an orphan everyone felt entitled to slap! After both his parents died, people seized his family’s property and drove him out of the village. He’d been in a juvenile correctional facility, an orphanage, and, of course, prison! One day, by chance, he met an old swindler on the street, and his life seemed to take a different course! In a single night, he walked through a bone cave glowing with a sickly green light, received several inexplicable guests, and made it through a foul-smel 192Reads—Score—14d adds
14. 14 瑞 Rui Guan: The Void 瑞冠虚无 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了Urban1.5M WordsCompleted I was born in the central Hebei plain in 1922. Ever since I was little, demons and monsters had their eyes on me, but luckily an old woman secretly protected me. On my seventh birthday, a cat's piercing cry rang through the sky... From that day on, I embarked on a strange and dazzling path into the void! This is my true story. You can also read it as a novel, but don't connect it to reality, because this is a parallel world. 116Reads—Score—14d adds
15. 15 守 Guardian of the Sun 守阳人 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了Mystery394k WordsCompleted Li Laoba was reincarnated on Blue Star for the eighth time, but his memories from his past life were slow to awaken! He can't remember how his grandfather adopted him. He grew up following his grandfather into seclusion in the mountains, until the day of his grandfather's seventh-day memorial, when his life was turned upside down! From then on, he embarked on a path of no return... 367Reads—Score—14d adds
16. 16 灵 Secrets of the Spirit Police 灵警秘事 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了Urban331k WordsCompleted Lao Ye transmigrates into another world, a place teeming with all kinds of monsters! The original body's entire family was killed by monsters. Lao Ye transmigrates into the body of the original owner! He has been studying at the Spirit Police Academy since the age of six. Unfortunately, he can't draw talismans or memorize spirit incantations, and he can't even meditate to gather spiritual energy. Most of the time, he sleeps through every class from beginning to end! He has endured cold stares, t 195Reads—Score—14d adds
17. 17 四 Siheyuan: Xu Damao, Clear-Eyed About the World 四合院：人间清醒许大茂 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了42k WordsCompleted Siheyuan: Xu Damao, a Clear-Eyed Man 518Reads—Score—14d adds
18. 18 妻 My Wife Stayed Out All Night, So I Leapt Up and Kicked Her 妻子夜不归宿，跳起来就是一脚 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了12k WordsCompleted My Wife Didn't Come Home All Night, So I Leapt Up and Kicked Her 233Reads—Score—14d adds
19. 19 小 After the Chubby Kid Took a Knife for Me, I Kicked My Best Friend Flying 小胖子帮我挡刀后，我一脚踹飞了我的好闺蜜 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了Modern Romance32k WordsCompleted After the Chubby Kid Took a Knife for Me, I Kicked My Best Friend Flying 49Reads—Score—14d adds
20. 20 喝 Drink. Brag. Die. 喝酒.吹牛.死 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了10k WordsCompleted Drink. Brag. Die. 208Reads—Score—14d adds
21. 21 彩 The Dowry's Road to Ruin 彩礼不归路 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了Marriage & Romance7k WordsCompleted The Road to No Return: Bride Price 182Reads—Score—14d adds
22. 22 R R Virus, How Compatible Are You? R病毒，你的契合度高不高 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了24k WordsCompleted R Virus: How Compatible Are You? 161Reads—Score—14d adds
23. 23 借 After Reincarnating in a Corpse, the Whole World Finally Finds Peace 借尸还魂后，整个世界都清净了 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了28k WordsCompleted After Coming Back to Life in Another Body, the Whole World Finally Got Some Peace 143Reads—Score—14d adds
24. 24 末 The Apocalypse Is Crazy Too 末世也疯狂 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了8k WordsCompleted Going Crazy in the Apocalypse 98Reads—Score—14d adds
25. 25 远 Steer Clear of High-Paying Job Offers 远离高薪诱惑 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了8k WordsCompleted Beware the Lure of a High Salary 37Reads—Score—14d adds
26. 26 灵 A Soul's Bloody Path 灵魂血路 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了9k WordsCompleted Blood Trail of the Soul 133Reads—Score—14d adds
27. 27 致 Fatal Illusion 致命幻觉 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了10k WordsCompleted Deadly Hallucination 100Reads—Score—14d adds
28. 28 索 The Orchid That Steals Lives 索命幽兰 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了16k WordsCompleted The Life-Reaping Orchid 83Reads—Score—14d adds
29. 29 你 Have You and Her Done It Three Times Yet? 你和她达到三次了吗 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了12k WordsCompleted Have you and her done it three times yet? 468Reads—Score—14d adds
30. 30 一 A Stunning Debut 一鸣惊人 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了14k WordsCompleted A Stunning Success 131Reads—Score—14d adds
31. 31 舔 You Don’t Understand the Art of Being a Simp 舔狗的境界你不懂 The Little Chick Is Here小鸡来了Marriage & Romance11k WordsCompleted You have no idea what it means to be a devoted simp. 117Reads—Score—14d adds
32. 32 亮 Bright Sword: I Can Redeem Unlimited Gear with Points 亮剑：我靠积分无限兑换装备 Demon King of the Seventh Day第七天魔王Urban1.3M WordsOngoing Lin Yue transmigrated into the world of "Bright Sword", bound to a System from the start, and received an AK-47 and two Berettas. Every Japanese soldier he killed earned him points, which he could use to buy whatever weapons and supplies he needed. By chance, Lin Yue came across village girls being pursued by Japanese soldiers. He shot their pursuers and saved them, then met Li Yunlong and Zhao Gang of the Independent Regiment. From then on, Lin Yue’s fight against the Japanese began. He gathere 1.6kReads7.8Score11914d adds

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33. 33 传 The Portal Opens, and All Races Submit to the Truth 传送门开启，真理下万族臣服 Alas, Like a Dream奈何如梦Urban2.4M WordsOngoing (P.S. I love a portal novel, but the updates are so slow that there isn't enough to read, so I decided to write one myself. My writing can't compare to the original author's, so please bear with me and enjoy the ride~) Chen Mo accidentally activates a portal, with one end leading to the modern city and the other to a savage otherworld. Monsters run rampant, countless races stand alongside one another, and human lives are worth less than grass. He doesn't hide the portal. Instead, he reports it t 6.1kReads6.5Score50314d adds

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    Covering the magical continent

34. 34 重 Reborn in 1980: From Courtyard Menace to Peerless National Scholar 重生80，从大院祸害到国士无双 The Song Is Not Yet Finished一曲未完Urban1.0M WordsOngoing The winds of change are sweeping through 1980! Ye Xiaotian, chief engineer at a high-tech company, is unexpectedly reborn. His memories of future technology become a blade with which to turn the tide of the era. With a deluge of patents in his left hand, he drives his rivals straight into bankruptcy. With black-tech blueprints in his right, he forces foreign companies to grovel. Just as foreign firms are preparing to sweep across China with their wired remote controls, he sneers: “Infrared wirel 4.7kReads6.3Score29114d adds

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35. 35 寒 The Poor Widow Is Fierce and Fearless 寒门娘亲飒爆了 A Single Spirit Shines Alone一灵独耀12k WordsCompleted The Poor Scholar’s Mother Is a Force to Be Reckoned With —Reads—Score—14d adds

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36. 36 被 I Was Brought Back to the Family Estate, but I Won’t Be the Real Heiress! 被接回大院后，真千金我不当了！ A Single Spirit Shines Alone一灵独耀15k WordsCompleted After They Brought Me Back to the Compound, I Refused to Be the Real Heiress! 185Reads—Score—14d adds
37. 37 我 I Opened a Cultivation Kindergarten in the Wasteland 我在废土开修真幼儿园 A Single Spirit Shines Alone一灵独耀12k WordsCompleted I Opened a Cultivation Kindergarten in the Wasteland 1Reads—Score—14d adds
38. 38 顶 The Daily Life of the Ultimate Real Heiress 顶级真千金日常 A Single Spirit Shines Alone一灵独耀9k WordsCompleted A Top-Tier True Heiress’s Everyday Life —Reads—Score—14d adds
39. 39 宫 The Willow by the Palace Wall, Unbent 宫墙柳，不折腰 A Single Spirit Shines Alone一灵独耀Ancient Romance11k WordsCompleted Willow in the Palace Walls, Unbent —Reads—Score—14d adds
40. 40 绑 Bound to a Family Card, I'll Protect My Poor Relatives This Time 绑定亲人卡，这届穷亲戚我罩了 A Single Spirit Shines Alone一灵独耀9k WordsCompleted I Got a Family Card, So I’ll Take Care of My Broke Relatives —Reads—Score—14d adds
41. 41 万 The Woman Everyone Hated, Now a Stand-In, Begs to Be Sent to the Cold Palace 万人嫌替身她跪求入冷宫 A Single Spirit Shines Alone一灵独耀26k WordsCompleted The Hated Stand-In Kneels and Begs to Be Sent to the Cold Palace —Reads—Score—14d adds
42. 42 她 Her Second Life 她的第二种人生 A Single Spirit Shines Alone一灵独耀16k WordsCompleted Her Second Life —Reads—Score—14d adds
43. 43 榜 The Number One Fan Is a Movie Star 榜一大哥是影帝 A Single Spirit Shines Alone一灵独耀8k WordsCompleted The Top Gifter Is a Movie Emperor 1Reads—Score—14d adds
44. 44 怪 Supernatural Affairs Bureau: No Pursuing the White Moonlight 怪谈管理局，禁止攻略白月光 A Single Spirit Shines Alone一灵独耀15k WordsCompleted The Paranormal Affairs Bureau: No Pursuing Your One True Love —Reads—Score—14d adds
45. 45 你 Your Support Has Arrived! 你的辅助已上线！ A Single Spirit Shines Alone一灵独耀8k WordsCompleted Your Support Has Logged In! —Reads—Score—14d adds
46. 46 直 Live-Streaming My Revenge on Scumbags: The Substitute Is Actually a Future Valkyrie 直播虐渣：替身其实是未来女武神 A Single Spirit Shines Alone一灵独耀9k WordsCompleted Live-Streamed Revenge: The Stand-In Is Actually a Valkyrie from the Future —Reads—Score—14d adds
47. 47 谎 Body of Lies: Galactic Hunt 谎言之躯：银河狩猎 A Single Spirit Shines Alone一灵独耀10k WordsCompleted The Body of Lies: Galactic Hunt —Reads—Score—14d adds
48. 48 无 Infinite Game Livestream: The Max-Level Big Shot Is Forced to Become Everyone's Dream Girl 无限游戏直播：满级大佬被迫万人迷 A Single Spirit Shines Alone一灵独耀14k WordsCompleted Infinite Game Livestream: The Max-Level Big Shot Is Forced to Become Everyone’s Favorite —Reads—Score—14d adds
49. 49 直 Everyone in the Livestream Chat Is a Rule 直播间的观众全是规则 A Single Spirit Shines Alone一灵独耀6k WordsCompleted Everyone Watching My Livestream Is a Rule —Reads—Score—14d adds
50. 50 白 The Thirteen Rules of the White Moonlight 白月光守则十三条 A Single Spirit Shines Alone一灵独耀8k WordsCompleted Thirteen Rules for the White Moonlight —Reads—Score—14d adds

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