Any Cat's Tea Fanfiction? 有没有《猫之茗》同人小说

1. 1 猫 The Cat's Tea: Can't You Let Me Win Without Lifting a Finger? 猫之茗：就不能让我好好躺赢吗 Pure Water, Clear Spirit水净灵空Anime Fanfiction122k WordsOngoing [Have you ever seen a demon race get crushed?] "Because of their unusual bloodline, White Wolves have always been shunned by the various tribes of the Ming Clan. That's normal, or so I think. After all, no one wants to live with an unstable, high-risk threat." "But that doesn't stop me from loving this land and the people who live here." "So, in the name of the White Wolf, I have come here." "Come, Demon King! The name challenging you now is the Ming Clan!" When the dust settles and all things f 597Reads7.7Score100Shelves

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   "Bai Quanyu is dead." Bai Quanyu smiled again, his brows full of gentleness. "He died in that car accident. Only Chen Kong survived. The one who went to the Ming Clan Continent is named Chen Kong, not Bai Quanyu." I almost cried when I read that. Even though I'm easily moved to tears.

2. 2 猫 Cat's Tea: The White-Haired Knight of the Saintess's Prophecy 猫之茗：圣女预言中的白发骑士 Clouds, Clear and Still云清静影Anime Fanfiction138k WordsOngoing [Character personalities are being adjusted, so some OOC is normal] [Two Male Leads + Fanfiction + Locals + Two Protagonists + Dual POV + New Map + New Identities + New Plot + Romance Comes Later...] An explosion of elemental energy accidentally blasted the maiden of a mysterious island named after a flower all the way to the mainland. The island’s elders sent Honeysuckle, a potential knight from the prophecy, to find her and bring her back. But the maiden’s soul had swapped places with that of 174Reads—Score—Shelves

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   I recommend this book; you can read the synopsis first.

3. 3 我 Cultivating Immortality in Cat's Tea?! 我在猫之茗搞俢仙？！ I'm a Little Meow我是一只喵喵Anime Fanfiction61k WordsCompleted A new story is here! You’re welcome to read my work on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support inspires me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 254Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Aside from the one I wrote, all of them are considered masterpieces.

4. 4 穿 Transmigrate into Cat's Tea and Become the Main Fighting Force of the Protagonist's Team 穿越猫之茗成为主角团的主要战力 Gongsun Yuan, Who Loves Fried Vegetarian Birds爱吃炸素鸟的公孙原Anime Fanfiction277k WordsOngoing Junmei was lying in bed, reading a novel and drinking some soda, when he accidentally dropped his phone on his face. He then forgot to put down his soda before reaching for the phone. When the phone touched the drink, it short-circuited and electrocuted him, sending him to the world of Mao Zhi Ming, where he became the main group's chief fighter and started killing everything in sight from the start. Later, he joined the main group in punching the Right General and kicking the Demon King Kaga, a 816Reads6.7Score102Shelves
5. 5 鬼 Demon Slayer: It's a Fight for My Life, So Let Me Go 鬼灭：搏命而已，让我去吧 Ghost Card, Inscribed Grief鬼牌铭殇Anime Fanfiction325k WordsCompleted (No System) + (Taking it one step at a time) + (Grim) + (Original plot) + (Multiple heroines) Kagaya Ubuyashiki: “My children, today is a day worth celebrating. We will welcome our eleventh Hashira. I believe he will raise the Demon Slayer Corps' strength to a whole new level.” Gyomei: “Ah... Namu Amida Butsu. Mingshang, your strength will surpass mine one day. I hope you can bring the era of demons to an end.” Kanae Kocho: “Thank you for saving me, Mr. Mingshang. Would you be willing to join th 5.8kReads9.3Score704Shelves
6. 6 猫 Cat's Tea: Don't Make Me Transmigrate Too! 猫之茗：穿越别带我啊！ Lazy, Big or Small懒分大懒和小懒Anime Fanfiction227k WordsOngoing "I, Yin Xiao, was supposed to be late for the opening ceremony... but things are a little complicated." He wailed inwardly. "Back when Pangu created the world... No, that's beside the point! The point is: I've been transmigrated!" The cold, hard truth hit him like a bucket of ice water: the Ming Clan Continent. A name he'd only ever seen in anime. A place utterly unrelated to the life he'd carefully planned! "No way...!!! Don't take me along when you transmigrate!!!" His desperate cry exploded 74Reads7.1Score—Shelves
7. 7 猫 Mao Zhi Ming: The Rise and Fall of the Shadow 猫之茗：魔影的沉浮 Qing Cha Yi青茶逸Eastern Fantasy332k WordsOngoing The demon race is destined to rise, and I am the one who will make it happen. Note: I’m a new author, so please be kind. I’ll take the comments and suggestions into consideration. Thank you, dear readers! I’ll keep working to improve my writing. 212Reads—Score—Shelves

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   A demon spy infiltrating the main characters' group [eating popcorn]

8. 8 猫 Cat's Tea: The Madman's Stage 猫之茗：疯子的戏台 Thoughts and Envy念与羡Anime Fanfiction96k WordsOngoing No violence, no gore, no pairings. It’s all about the career, not romance, with some dad life on the side. The male lead has a bit of a madman vibe, but eventually becomes more normal. Sometimes he just looks for a little fun. He’s a long-lived species. “I, Jiang Yan, will be the man who turns this continent upside down!” “The demon race? Hahahahahahaha!” “Morality? Principles? Those are chains for the weak! When I love, I’ll love with wild abandon. When I hate, I’ll hate with all my heart.” 110Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Come and see this book, my newest one.

9. 9 猫 The Sequel to Cat’s Tea 猫之茗续作 Tea Made with Love A以爱之茗AAnime Fanfiction47k WordsOngoing A fan-made continuation of the Chinese animated series “The Tea of Cat,” this story follows Longjing's adventures after Kejia, the Demon King, corrupts him and he sets off alone for the Demon King's Castle, continuing from the end of the comic. 87Reads—Score—Shelves

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   It's really good-looking!

10. 10 猫 Cinnamoroll: Want to Be a Bad Guy? 猫之茗：做坏人吗？ Jun Zhao君昭Anime Fanfiction62k WordsCompleted Before transmigrating, Ruoying was an esper. After transmigrating, her intelligence took a hit because she turned dark, but all she needed was a smart Puer. Ruoying stroked Puer's ears as Puer lay on their side on the sofa, nestled in Ruoying's arms. 413Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 11 穿 Transmigrating into Cat's Tea, Reborn as Nahida 穿越猫之茗转生纳西妲 Dr. Nashi, the Poisoner绝命毒师纳希妲Anime Fanfiction325k WordsCompleted [Gender Swap, Complicated Elements, Some Original Headcanons, Worldbuilding to Come, Possibly Gender-Bending Romance] Pure-hearted college student Lin Yumo got flamed by his teammates for playing the Mad Doctor in Delta Force so badly they called him a piece of crap. Then, while buying vinegar for his mother, he heard the music start up (Innocent Rubber DJ) and was summoned by the kindly Hundred-Ton King. He transmigrated to Cat’s Tea, where he was delighted to become Nahida, but as a catgirl. I 1.1kReads6.3Score141Shelves
12. 12 猫 Cat's Tea: A Million Tons of Magic 猫之茗之百万吨魔力 Ye of the Cloud Summit云顶叶Anime Fanfiction331k WordsOngoing What’s that? A red-haired beauty with animal ears! I’ve never had such a wonderful start. Ha, I’m just an ordinary passerby, yet somehow I have to fight the Demon King. And you know what? This Demon King is quite the handsome one. 330Reads8.4Score—Shelves
13. 13 穿 I Transmigrated into Cat's Tea: Becoming a Wand Guardian from the Start 穿越猫之茗：开局成为魔杖守护者 Qin Xiaoran秦晓冉Anime Fanfiction146k WordsOngoing I'm Xuan Yu. That's right, I transmigrated to the Ming Clan Continent, and as if that weren't enough, I was blessed with a System. Wait, why is my first mission to become the guardian of the Twin Demon Wands? Oh well, since I get to be the boss of Little Black and Little White, I guess I'll agree... Readers, you're all welcome to enjoy this book! (If you only want to read about couples like Jasmine and Longjing, this may not be for you.) 20Reads6.9Score—Shelves
14. 14 猫 Cat's Tea: The Continent of the Ming Clan, How Wonderful! 猫之茗：是茗族大陆，好耶！ Explosively Cold炸裂的冷漠Anime Fanfiction158k WordsOngoing [Original cover art! The protagonist, Mo Jiang, is in the center!] [Genres: lighthearted, funny, heartwarming...] Second revision at 90,000 words: I started writing this in eighth grade, so there may be some repeated content. It's been two or three years! This time I'll definitely finish it! A lot of this is taken from the original work, with just a tiny bit of original material, haha. The early pacing is super fast. You can skip the stats; later on, they hardly affect the protagonist anyway. Ju 302Reads—Score117Shelves
15. 15 有 Daily Life on the You Shou Yan Set 有兽焉剧组的日常 Bai Hechoubaijie白何愁baijieAnime Fanfiction1.2M WordsOngoing The protagonist transmigrates into the world of Beastly Things. He originally resolves to train hard and change his tragic fate, but soon realizes this world isn’t quite like the one he knows. There are no knives, no pressure, so he gives up and starts coasting through a happy, ordinary life. (This is my first novel. The beginning is a little rough, but it gets better later.) 954Reads9.2Score104Shelves
16. 16 猫 Cat's Tea! 猫之茗！ A Little Weakling一只小弱鸡Anime Fanfiction117k WordsCompleted After a sudden clap of thunder, Jasmine, a young girl, accidentally transmigrates to the mysterious Continent of the Ming Clan! There, she meets the naturally clueless boy Longjing, the haughty young lady Qihong, the dashing gentleman Puer, and other companions! By some inexplicable twist of fate, Jasmine finds the Black-and-White Twin Wands in the forbidden grounds of the Hong family and becomes a mage… But the appearance of the first mage since the great war sixteen years ago alarms not only t —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    There are more on the bookshelf

17. 17 猫 Cat's Tea Prequel: The Demon Cat 猫之茗前传：猫之魔 Flowers Bloom Through the Years岁月花开Anime Fanfiction386k WordsOngoing This novel mainly revolves around the Wulong story, following the characters through their adventures. Chronologically, it covers the events of the fifteen years after the First Ming-Demon War. And what comes later is an even more exciting story. 35Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 18 猫 The Tea of Cats, the Ling of Lü 猫之茗，吕之菱 Let Cry Qing让哭卿Anime Fanfiction188k WordsCompleted In his first life, he was an ordinary man. In his second, a sinner. Now, in his third life, Lü Chi has returned to the world with nothing. Though he is once again a rabbit spirit, his outlook is completely different from his previous life. No matter how old people get, they can still grow. And no matter how comfortable their lives are, they still have to grow. In the tea soil, Jasmine and Lü grow together. 73Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's incredibly good!!! The protagonist, Lü Yiting, has a truly rich life story. In his first life, he was an ordinary person born in a time of war, his childhood ravaged by conflict. In middle age, during the extreme political environment of the Great Revolution, his individual value was reduced to a contribution to productivity. In old age, he lamented his lack of accomplishment. In his next life, he became a tool of power, struggling and battling in its vortex. He transitioned between human and non-human, between monitor and monitored, and between environments of warmth and bloodshed. His twisted mind, inner struggles and contradictions, amplified desires, intensified need for control, and thirst for power led to an extremely distorted heart, resulting in a regrettable ending. In his third life, this one, he arrives at Cat's Tea House. An accident leads to a murder, and he becomes inextricably linked to the power structure, finding himself in a new arena of power.

19. 19 来 I Came to Cat's Tea as the Head of State 来到猫之茗当元首 Tiger Tank虎式坦Anime Fanfiction142k WordsOngoing Our protagonist failed to get into the Vienna Academy of Fine Arts and wanted to follow in the footsteps of his predecessor. Everyone knows which predecessor I mean. But before he could even get started, he died, then transmigrated into The Cat's Tea. 105Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I also wrote one myself, it's on the homepage.

20. 20 猫 Cat's Tea: Only the Living Win 猫之茗：活着才是赢家 Wandering Rainbath流浪雨沐Anime Fanfiction65k WordsCompleted Seeking resources, using resources, selling resources: could things beyond all detection, like life and the soul, be resources too? Exploration, discovery, death, and reincarnation: this is little Jasmine's new journey to another world. 132Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 21 猫 Cat Tea: Reminiscence 猫之茗：追忆 If There Is Such a Butler如有知管家Anime Fanfiction220k WordsOngoing After the war between mortals and gods, He was gravely wounded and all His powers were restricted. So He applied for retirement and returned to His hometown. But only three years have passed here. (No System + gods + follows the original plot, but mainly focuses on the fanfic elements + two parts) (This book was started by the author in third to fifth grade. In seventh grade, the author found the exercise books from back then. At the time, the author was going through the hardest period of t 85Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 22 N The NB Trio Storms Cat's Tea NB三人组勇闯猫之茗 Mr. Gravity引力先生Anime Fanfiction158k WordsCompleted New book (read with caution: it will overturn everything you know about Cat's Tea) (NB + Invincible + An enormous amount of original content + Almost entirely headcanon + Unexpected plot developments) Buffs are stacking up... Fan works are fully welcome. Feel free to let your imaginations run wild. 76% original content, which is quite a lot. The main Cat's Tea content makes up only 11.2%, with 13.8% devoted to expanding the distant continent. 51Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is my latest work, and I've already decided to add more content. This will complete the sequel to my previous book, "Cat's Tea: The Distant Continent."

23. 23 猫 Cat’s Tea: The Boy in the Bamboo Hat 猫之茗，斗笠少年 A Moment of Glory辉煌一刻Eastern Fantasy79k WordsCompleted Ning Jin transmigrated to the Continent of Ming, three years before Jasmine. Three years later, he runs into the protagonist's party, and they set out together to defeat the Demon King... Does no one want to know about Ning Jin's past? In other words, what did he go through during those three years? Oh, well. I'll leave that for the story! Hopefully I still remember. 113Reads—Score—Shelves

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    These are four books that I think are quite good. There's another one, which you can find on my homepage; it's a book I wrote.

24. 24 猫 Cat's Tea: The Demon King's Younger Brother 猫之茗魔王的弟弟 A Little Shouyue一只小守约Anime Fanfiction88k WordsOngoing My new work is here! You're welcome to read it on Tomato Novels. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 90Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 25 猫 Cat's Tea: Jasmine's Brother 猫之茗之茉莉的哥哥 Xi Xiluo系稀落Anime Fanfiction58k WordsOngoing A newcomer’s writing, with a maybe-optional Mo Yan pairing (I haven’t decided for sure yet). There’s a System, and Mo Yan is only a little stronger than average. Mo Yan: My little sister was late for school, so I took her there. How come I got struck by lightning too? And you, sis, were still taking pictures instead of running? Hurry up! I won’t be changing the plot. The writing might be a little messy. Yeah, that’s about it for now. I’ll add more later. Please forgive a newcomer’s elementary-sc 175Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 26 猫 Cat's Tea: A Mortal Life 猫之茗尘凡一生 A Zhu Luo Wan Ghost Blade阿朱罗丸鬼刀Anime Fanfiction80k WordsOngoing I'm a new writer, so my writing may not be very good. I'm only in my first year of middle school, and my grades aren't great either. I'm writing this novel simply because I love Cat's Tea. I'll keep updating this book until it's complete. Some of what I write may not be very good, so please feel free to offer advice. If you spot any typos, let me know and I'll fix them right away. Lastly, if you don't like it, you don't have to read it. Just leave. 47Reads—Score—Shelves

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    If you don't have enough, look in my bookshelf.

27. 27 猫 The Green Bamboo Cat of Cat's Tea 猫之茗竹叶青 Bai Xilang柏希浪Anime Fanfiction229k WordsCompleted The protagonist transmigrates into the world of Cat's Tea and gets a System from the start, though it disappears later. Along with Jasmine, Qihong, Puer, and Longjing, the protagonist embarks on an adventure to find the magic wand and defeat the Demon King. The likely pairing is Qihong. 110Reads6.7Score—Shelves
28. 28 猫 Cat's Tea: Dawn 猫之茗：曙光 Thoughts and Envy念与羡Anime Fanfiction162k WordsOngoing Protagonist: Bai Chen, 15, male, a soldier and spellcaster. A humble little mage. After arguing with someone, he heads out and is hit by a car from the start, then transmigrates into Cat's Tea, where he meets Qi Hong and joins the main cast in their daily quest to defeat the Demon King. Adoption Romance Demon-Slaying Transmigration “I like you.”, Bai Chen “My name is Mo Ye. You can also call me Master Mo.”, Mo Ye “Then let's team up! We'll enter the tournament together!”, Ye Fan “In the AOTU tou 107Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 29 猫 Cat Tea: The Legendary Tank 猫之茗：传奇耐杀王 Ye of the Cloud Summit云顶叶Anime Fanfiction163k WordsOngoing This is a synopsis. It's very interesting! The protagonist transmigrates to the Continent of Ming... Ugh, I hate writing synopses. Authors with real talent never write them. Anyway, just read this Cat's Tea fanfic and you'll be all set! 177Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 30 猫 Cat's Tea: The System Helps Me Cultivate Immortality 猫之茗：系统带我搞修仙 Loves Egg Pancakes爱吃鸡蛋软饼Anime Fanfiction113k WordsCompleted My name is Ye Tian. On Earth, in parallel universe 31D, I was just a useless high school student about to start selling things from a street stall. Then I heard a voice say, “You’re the one,” and found myself in this unfamiliar continent. (This story is a reimagining of Cat’s Tea. The original plot will stay mostly unchanged. I hope you enjoy it.) 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I can only recommend these three; I can't recommend the others. You can check out my bookshelf; there are so many!

31. 31 魂 Life in Another World After My Soul Transmigrated into a Furry 魂穿furry的异世生活 Glutinous Cloud糯云Eastern Fantasy72k WordsCompleted Soul transmigration? Beastfolk? Adventure? Let's go! A beastfolk character's backstory, and Nuoyun's friendship-filled adventures, shared with everyone. Transmigrate to another world and become an adorable little beast. Come along and witness a heartwarming journey. This synopsis doesn't do it justice, so please head to the story itself. 54Reads6.6Score—Shelves
32. 32 原 Genshin Impact: The Cat-Eared Boy Won't Encounter a Yandere 原神：猫耳少年不会遇到病娇 Sol Lollipop索尔棒棒糖Anime Fanfiction828k WordsOngoing [Light furry elements early on] [Yandere] [Cat ears] [Succubus] [Follows the main plot, with some changes to the setting] [Everyone loves him] He gets into a car accident while saving a cat and is reborn on the continent of Teyvat, only to become a handsome young man with cat ears... To his surprise, he also has the innate talent of animal affinity. He thought it would let him get along with animals... He never expected it to make him so attractive to them… It isn't until they're tying him up 8.2kReads9.4Score618Shelves
33. 33 兽 Beast World: Jiang Xiao 兽世：江皛 A Little Furry Fan一个小小的福瑞控Eastern Fantasy516k WordsOngoing Jiang Xiao, a furry fan, transmigrated because of certain irresistible forces (Huh? Why are you looking at me?). The good news: It's a world with beastfolk. The bad news: The gods are asleep, the Dao of Heaven and Earth is corrupted, there are the Seven Deadly Sins, and even a bit of Cthulhu. Several years later A rabbit beastfolk: “Mother-in-law, please have some tea.” Jiang Xiao accepted the cup, narrowed his eyes, and took a sip. “Mother-in-law, what do you think about Mo Bai and me?” Jiang 289Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 34 猫 Cat's Tea: The Tale of the Leaf Tip 猫之茗，叶尖传 Yang Zheng阳整Anime Fanfiction322k WordsOngoing Ye Jian is a 14-year-old middle school student who transmigrates to the Continent of the Ming Clan after an accident. As a bearer of China's fine traditional values, he meets all kinds of friends on the Continent of the Ming Clan. (The story is driven mainly by passion, with recommendations as a sideline.) 604Reads8.2Score101Shelves

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    I'm almost finished with the original novel. There have been some appropriate changes to the plot and some developments, but it's still close to the original work.

35. 35 猫 Cat's Tea: A Wish 猫之茗：祈愿 Little Policewoman Paopao小女警泡泡Anime Fanfiction58k WordsOngoing [Male-to-Female Transformation + Nearly Invincible + The System Barely Appears + No Male Lead] A sudden idea that popped into my head. Don't take it too seriously, and please don't bash it if it's not your thing. The characters were commissioned, and the background was added with AI. Long Lai stays together. I'm not good at writing introductions, so let's move on to the story. 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Hmm [eating popcorn]

36. 36 猫 Cat's Tea: The Continent of the Ming Clan 猫之茗：茗族大陆 Meow Meow Loves Reading Novels喵喵爱看小说Anime Fanfiction110k WordsCompleted I’ve read so much Cat's Tea that I thought I’d have fun writing a novel. If anything seems out of character or you’d like to see other plotlines, feel free to say so. I’m writing this just for fun, so updates might be a little slow. This book will mainly follow the original plot; my other books will have their own plots. 170Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 37 帝 An Imperial Tank Commander's Journey Through Cat's Tea 帝国车长的猫之茗旅途 M4 Firefly Tank CommanderM4萤火虫车长Anime Fanfiction60k WordsOngoing (Signed) This novel is a complicated mix of Company of Heroes, the WWII game Way of the Brave, Kards, and Cat's Tea. Andrews is a German lieutenant general and a Tiger ace. After being hit by an aerial bomb, he unlocks a System, though he himself doesn’t notice anything. Later, he accidentally transmigrates to the Continent of the Tea Clan and begins a love-hate (not really) life with the main cast. 48Reads—Score—Shelves

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    You can give it a try, it's probably pretty good.

38. 38 猫 The Sequel to Cat's Tea: The Distant Continent 猫之茗续作：远方的大陆 Mr. Gravity引力先生Eastern Fantasy74k WordsCompleted (I recommend reading the remake, Cat's Tea: The Distant Continent EX.) Cat's Tea was left with too many regrets because the comic went on hiatus before it could reach its conclusion. I felt that same regret after finishing the whole series, so I wanted to write a sequel to make up for it. And this sequel won't end with the Demon King being defeated. It's an entirely new story. This book is both fan fiction and a spin-off, making it quite special. 47Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It features a wealth of new settings and expands upon the original storyline with a significant amount of new content.

39. 39 猫 Cat Tea: Breathless 猫之茗：无息 The Sky Is Truly Vast蓝天真广阔Eastern Fantasy264k WordsOngoing My new work is here! You're welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support inspires me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 9Reads—Score—Shelves

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    These are all my favorite books, especially the second and third ones. They are both excellent books. The main problem is that the extra chapter in the second book takes up almost half of the book, making it difficult to understand. The third book, on the other hand, is a book with great potential. As for my first book, it was just average!

40. 40 茗 [The End of Ming] 【茗之末路】 If There Is Such a Butler如有知管家Anime Fanfiction289k WordsOngoing This book tells the fantastical story of Longjing and Jasmine on the Continent of the Tea Clan. Come along and see what strange adventures await them next... 63Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 41 瓢 Miraculous Ladybug: After Stealing the Magic Gems 瓢虫雷迪：窃取魔法宝石以后 Luo Sheng洛笒Modern Romance795k WordsOngoing [Fake System + 1v2 + Secret Identities + Everyday Life + Amateur Writing + Redemption + Stirring Up Trouble + Slow Burn + Breaking Up the Canon Couple] Ever since Luo Chuhan went to study in China, she had planned never to return to Paris. But life doesn’t go according to plan. She had just received a terminal diagnosis from the hospital, and it looked like she didn’t have long to live. Seizing her only chance to survive, she decided to go back and get things done. But she discovered that the fa 1.6kReads8.7Score171Shelves

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