💥 There is no doubt that it is a masterpiece with 9.8 Points [please pay attention], it will make people feel stomachache if they laugh❗️ I will watch it whether I am going to or from get off work or taking the subway. 🍒Not a single chapter has been skipped❗️Already read it three times❗️There are new surprises every time❗️It's really fun to watch ❗️
🦋There is no doubt that it's a masterpiece with a score of 9.9, And it's hilarious [face covering] I will watch it whether I'm at work or on the subway, or taking the subway. Not a single chapter has been skipped❗I have read it three times❗There are new surprises every time❗I never tire of watching it❗
This book is so beautiful🫧💕❣️The setting and content are all ridiculous. The author's imagination is really great. I guarantee you will laugh from the beginning to the end💞💓💗I will laugh so hard that I can't breathe hahahaha. It's finished.
🥒It's hard to lose weight, but her man is determined to fatten her up? No - "Look at you, your hands are as thin as chicken feet. You can't even hold a pen firmly during exams." Zhan Tingyao said with disgust. Hands become thinner than chicken feet? Li Fengtong looked at his round paws in astonishment...
🍀 "Oh! Dad! I can understand you too!" I was so excited that I wanted to jump up. 🌳"No! Don't come over!" Gu Shiqing looked at the dog-shaped creature walking towards him in horror. 🐰 "You don't love me anymore, I'm no longer your little baby, dad." The creature in front of him in jingle dog skin drooped his tail in despair, his ears were hidden, his eyes were watery, and he looked aggrieved and about to cry.
① Chen Yang encountered unspoken rules when he traveled through time, thinking that he could reach the peak of life, but he saw the bullfrog rich woman **Chen Yang**: "Mencius said: Riches cannot be slutty!" (He is firm in his Taoism and runs away decisively) 🔥** Faced with the negative comments from the entire network, he chose to go crazy indiscriminately: ** "Are you laughing at me for being crazy? I wish you a lot of success!" ✓ Backhand setting "Only fans can criticize" ✓ Hi to mention millions of anti-fans, and anti-fans are also fans. 💥**Lianzong Mudslide Record:** Staff: "Why are you participating in the show?" **Chen Yang**: "One phase is 300,000 yuan. Wouldn't you do it instead?" Staff: "What is your personality?" **Chen Yang**: "Introverted, I dare not kiss a beautiful woman directly when I see one." Staff: "Good morning~" **Chen Yang**: "Who is a good person who says good morning at five o'clock? Hell King Dian has just got off work, right?" 🌟**Reading is fun**🌟 ✅ Crazy literature comes into reality ✅ Defeat magic with immorality ✅ The entertainment industry is against the pua ceiling ②✨** Others wear books to fall in love, I wear books to inherit the iron rice bowl passed down from my ancestors! **✨ Lin Heng writes about the establishment of the "Butler Family" - ✔️The son inherits his father's business and works as an assistant to the boss ✔️One job has been passed down to three generations, and people are still there after leaving the job ✔️Bonus super power: see the **shameful narration** above everyone's heads! **Everyday workplace be like:** 🔥Dealing with Bai Yueguang, who spent 7 million from the underage boss in two months: "I'll give you 5 million to leave him!" ☕️She threw coffee at Bai Yueguang and called the police backhand: "Damaged the haute couture suit, I suggest you use the sewing machine to repay!" Hanhan bodyguard: If you don't compensate, you will pay with your body. 💼Training the Hanhan bodyguard: "Pay with your body? Are you acting as a pornographic actor?" ③ Shu Yan is bound to the heroine's revenge system, and holds the **text modification golden finger** - **Just change a few words, and the plot will directly collapse into a happy comedy! ** 🔥**Zhai Douwen**: The prince wants to fill the princess with feces? **Before the change**: "The prince picked up the dung bowl and fed it to the princess" **After the change**: "The prince picked up the dung bowl and fed it to himself" **Result**: The prince showed off so much, **Servant**: Who said the prince doesn't love the princess? Even the excrement is not willing to be wasted. **Princess**: "I would rather not have such love!" 🔥**Ba Zongwen**: Did the scumbag kill his wife to prove his truth? **Before the change**: "The explanation for the boss grabbing the daughter" **After the change**: "The explanation for the boss grabbing the chandelier" **Result**: The boss transformed into Tarzan, swinging on the crystal lantern! **Qian Jin**: "Back off, back off!" ④✨**Other people rely on hard work to become immortals, but I rely on eating melons as a perpetual motion machine of merit! **✨ Xie Nanxi, the famous "virtuous true king" in the world of cultivation, wakes up and transforms into the true daughter of the future generations who has been transferred to other descendants—— **Good news**: It comes with the most powerful melon-eating system in the universe. Eating a bite of melon will increase your merit! **Bad News**: You have to accumulate millions of merits to return to the fairy world... **Xie Nanxi**: "Help me up, I can eat this melon for another five hundred years!" 🍉**Everyday life of eating melons**🍉 ✔️Onlookers watching the village chief's big black dog cheating: "Tsk tsk, are you really good at playing in the dog pen?" ✔️The online dating scam that strips away the high IQ love brain: "Are you raising an electronic pet when you transfer millions of dollars every week? With the green grassland above your head, being angry to death is the blessing you deserve." **The saved villains**: "Although she is wicked, she is really capable!" **Colleagues in the fairy world**: "She has earned this merit, and I am almost exhausted!" 🔥**Secrets of skyrocketing merit**🔥 ✅ You don't have to be virtuous to eat melons, and merit will come naturally ✅ There is no melon in the three realms that I can't chew! ╰(*´`*)╯