Li Yu was a little panicked now, and found that he had come back to life after burping! I was in a daze just now, and the endless chatter kept filling my ears! When I looked up while half asleep, I was so frightened! Quickly close your eyes and continue to pretend to sleep. Good guy! When I looked just now, I saw a few young men sitting around not far away, carrying guns and knives, not to mention the rags they were wearing! A strange smell came straight to the tip of my nose. Fortunately, the few people seemed to be very immersed in the conversation and did not notice Li Yu's movement of raising his head just now. They were busy talking to themselves. Li Yu endured the strange smell and listened carefully to their conversation! Just listen to one of the young men speak. "The big boss has been out doing business for a few days. He should be back in the mountains soon, right? I wonder what good things he can bring back this time?" "It's not our brother's turn to bring back any good things. Last time he brought back two fair and tender little ladies, the big boss refused to let us get our hands on them. He played with them for two days and died!" Another young man answered. "Who says it's not? Many brothers in the village have opinions on this matter! Everyone is working hard in front while he hides in the back and shouts a few times. He can get all the benefits of returning to the village! Our Longjiao Mountain has become his talking point!" "Hush! You don't want your life? Talk about this in the village, and be careful to spread the news to the boss!" Li Yu panicked when he heard the conversation of these people. Was he in some inappropriate place? Longjiao Mountain? Big boss? Copycat? Two little ladies were played to death in two days? ! It seems like this is not a good place. We need to find a way to leave quickly! But then I thought about it, that's not right! I'm obviously dead, so what the hell am I doing now that I'm alive? My hands and feet were not tied, nor was I locked up. It looked like I was still on the same side as them! Could it be! ? Have you arrived in the legendary underworld? But the few people around him are obviously alive! Could it be, could it be? Could it be! Have you traveled through time~? Just when Li Yu was thinking wildly, a big man with a fleshy face and a height of about 1.9 Meters came to him and pushed him gently with his hand. Li Yu was so frightened that he suddenly stood up! The expression on his face was so frightened that he lost control and became distorted. When the men next to him saw him like this, they obviously looked more scared than him. He stood up shakily and took a few steps back. The man who came to wake him up timidly said: "Boss~, boss! Damn it, little one! I'm disturbing your sleep!" Uh-huh! Why do these guys look so scared of me? You still call me boss? Li Yu tried hard to control his facial expressions and showed a smile that he thought was kind: "What's wrong?" Seeing this smile, several men were so frightened that they even gasped cautiously. Is this psychopath starting to get sick again? The last time a few people gathered together to brag, I wonder which sentence they said was wrong? This lunatic suddenly smiled, pulled out a knife, and stabbed the previous boss to death! The smile on my face then is exactly the same as the smile now! Several men were secretly wondering who this lunatic was going to stab this time? Li Yu saw several men trembling with fear, and his courage suddenly became stronger. He calmed down the turmoil in his heart and pretended to be the boss: "Why did you wake me up?" "It's time for the boss to take over the shift, and Wang Erpazi and the others haven't come yet!" The man who woke him up stood there bravely. Li Yu pretended to be furious when he heard this: "Then why are you still holding on? Hurry up and find someone!" The men were not surprised but happy at this time. They were not afraid of the boss losing his temper, but they were afraid of the boss laughing! The boss will lose his temper and scold everyone at most, but if the boss hears bad things and still smiles at you, then be careful! After hearing this, a man immediately ran out to look for someone. When the other men saw the man running away, they all secretly hated themselves for not seizing the opportunity to look for someone, and they still wanted to stay and take care of this lunatic! After all this tossing, Li Yu finally had time to observe his surroundings and saw that he was in a broken hole. A dilapidated double door made of logs could not block the cold wind that kept pouring in from outside. It seems that it is either late autumn or early winter. Li Yu glanced at the dark sky outside and subconsciously tightened his clothes. The greasy feeling on the tentacles almost made Li Yu vomit. I lowered my head and smelled the smell on my body! Hmm~! It's so damn sour! Secretly complaining that the original owner of this body was not hygienic. Then look at the few subordinates sitting in the corner. They are all young and strong young men in their twenties. They are really dressed about the same as me! The only difference is that I wear a pair of open-toed cloth shoes, and these subordinates are either barefoot or wearing broken straw sandals! When several subordinates saw Li Yu looking at them, they shrank back to the corner. Although Li Yu didn't know how old his body was, he felt that he should be a little younger than these men. He estimated that he was only sixteen or seventeen years old at most. Are these subordinates so afraid of themselves? I think the original owner of this body must not have been a good person, otherwise he wouldn't be able to scare these people! He was looking around at the surrounding environment. In the dark night, seven or eight people trotted towards this side, and one of them was the man who just went out to look for someone! Li Yu hurriedly adjusted his mentality, managed his facial expressions, and started to curse: "Are you guys eating shit? You've been complaining to me all night long, drinking the northwest wind?!" A slightly fat man with a pockmarked face hurriedly stepped forward to laugh with him! "When I just wanted to come, my stomach felt uncomfortable, so I went to relieve myself! It took me a while, boss, please calm down!" Li Yu scolded according to his personality: "You are the only one who has a lot of things to do all day long, and I will skin you next time!" At this time! Wang Erpazi thought to himself: Didn't you ask me to find something? Why is this being scolded again? Are you acting for these people? Uh-huh! That's right! It must be like this, he is truly worthy of being a boss, and he always does things safely! So he came close to Li Yu and lowered his voice: "Boss! I didn't find the thing. I don't know where he hid it!" Li Yu's face froze when he heard this. It seems that the original owner arranged for this Wang Erpazi to find something! But I don't know it at all! Fortunately, Wang Ermazi lowered his head and did not see his expression at this time. Li Yu coughed a few times and also lowered his voice and followed Wang Erpazi's words: "I know! Keep looking for it when you have the chance, but don't let the brothers know for the time being!" Li Yu stood up and yawned! "Let's go back to bed!" After saying that, he slowly stood up and walked out! Li Yu looked at the younger brothers standing stupidly on both sides and cursed in his heart: You should leave! I don't know the way back!
As for Zhou Yang, he is a lone star in the sky. Poor him, he killed his whole family and managed to live to the age of twenty-two, but then he killed himself. As a result, in this turn, he actually traveled through time and became a villain, and was also bound to an ultimate invincible villain system. After all, he suffered so much in his previous life, and he declared that he would enjoy it to the fullest in this life. He directly refused to target the protagonist, making it clear that whoever wanted to go would go. This is a web article with a sand sculpture style, in which the character's mental state is "unstable".
❣️Funny story, hilarious to death [laughing], the male protagonist is Zhu Yuanzhang's nephew [crying], and Emperor Ma [admired] him and raised him [currently in development]. This demon king deceived Xiao Zhu and beat Mr. Zhu [crazy] four times. He would also take [laughing awkwardly] his father's tablet and cry to his old man [laughing evilly] [laughing evilly] to take away Lao Zhu. [Almost crying][what][laughing][covering face]
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This book is very interesting, and it is invincible in the true sense. Whether it is a master or a sect, even if it is your own system, you are a gangster.
I suggest you take a good look at the topic. It is more in line with the requirements. Poisoners and bastards, especially the second book has many golden sentences.
Original name: Every system in it is very strong, don't mess with rubbish systems: multi-system writing, funny, relaxing, infinite, heavenly, invincible, cool writing, combat power and world view settings are very high. The main world is weird, with everything, online IQ, clear logic, perfect integration, strange rules, ghosts, fantasy, fairy tales, cities, high martial arts, technology, fantasy, western fantasy, ancient times, it is very exciting.
In order to cope with the pressure to get married, I married him who was unable to have children, and I have been unscrupulous since then. Until there were two lines on the pregnancy test stick, he blocked me in a corner with red eyes: "Sister, are you still running?"
You bastard, you still know how to talk about space rings? ! It's none of your business that a bunch of bald donkeys in Buddhism get together to meditate on Zen and chant sutras. If you insist on letting them all become Buddhas in one step, you bastard throws two hornet's nests into the crowd! You could have just been beaten there, but you secretly sneaked into someone else's merit pool and brought disaster to someone else's meritorious lotus that they had cultivated for tens of thousands of years. They ate up all the lotus seeds and lotus roots. Before leaving, he even drank up the little merit and holy water he had accumulated over tens of thousands of years! I think the seven peaks and twenty-eight halls of Xuanqian Sect should be considered the largest in the world of cultivation, right? Damn it, just give the entire sect to others and add a space ring, so that they can relieve their anger! You bastard, are you still asking me for a space ring? ! "
The choice of 200,000 readers, this high-quality Tang Dynasty article with over a million words made Li Shimin mad. It has saved many people from book shortage. Unsystematic, historically rigorous, not brainless, and super beautiful. A great book that combines farming, strategizing, fighting for hegemony, and fun all in one day!
It's Gao Cuilan who I miss day and night! A firework exploded in my heart instantly, and I was so excited that my whole body was shaking. I was about to call out "Cuilan" softly, and I was ready to step forward and give her some tenderness. But the moment I took a step forward and saw her face clearly! My whole pig froze to death on the spot! His brain went blank, his breathing stagnated, and the blood all over his body froze! The person in front of me is indeed Gao Cuilan. But! She has changed! Completely changed! The gentle, soft-spoken, shy, gentle and virtuous Xiaojiabiyu back then has completely disappeared! At this moment, under the candlelight, Gao Cuilan had her hands on her hips, her eyebrows were straight up, her almond-shaped eyes were wide open, her mouth was tight, there was no smile on her face, and her eyes were filled with evil spirits! The pair of eyes that were originally gentle and full of love were now widened, and their eyes were as sharp as two sharp knives, staring at me with full aura and a direct sense of oppression.
He is called the Grandmaster by netizens. He is a live-in person. He went to a haunted house to live-up, but he got an extra girlfriend. He can play games, tell jokes, and sell goods in reverse.
Brothers, this is really good-looking, and the main character loves to laugh, and is regarded as a little sun. Conan's funny article, the rating is okay. I recommend everyone to read it [Explore]
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