
Lying Down on the Hook and Listening to Music, the System Is in a Panic
躺平勾栏听曲,系统急了
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- Completed
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- 2.0M Words
- Genre
- Eastern Fantasy
- Subgenre
- Fantasy High-Concept
- Audience
- Male
- Updated
- 1y ago
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- Fanqie
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There are two intuitive feelings. 1. It's so beautiful and funny [laughs and cries]. If I take out my master's plum and hairpin, I don't know how you should respond. 2. This system is very user-friendly, just like the male protagonist's little licking dog [laughs evilly]. If something happens, it will really come to its rescue. I almost died laughing when I read this book in the middle of the night last night. The main theme is a story that is more funny than joyful.
Okay, this book is quite funny, this Tongzi is awesome. There is no such thing as the main character being offended, the main character is a bully, and the word "Happy" is all about it. This system is unusual, quite cool, and very funny. Anyway, I think it looks pretty good. It's just that the content is a little short, the author will update it soon [Blow a kiss] (Personal opinion, don't spray) [Blow a kiss]
A good book with its own characteristics makes me have the urge to keep reading. In my impression, only Dali and Zhanshen in the early period of Tomato made me have this urge. I am currently chasing a book called "The System Gives Me Immortality", which has a rating of 9.8 And two different styles. But I really want to say that these four books are the best books that I have been reading more and more in the past few years.
Gaga looks good and Gaga is funny. I think it's almost enough to give each of his wives a spiritual root. Let's give him one of the chaos spiritual roots. Also, I think the setting of rushing the master and turning against the disciple is very good [smile][smile][smile] Tongzi is still so rich as an adult. This really makes me cry to death.
Tentatively give it four stars. This book can make people smile, but it also suffers from the common problem of harem novels in the later period. There are too many harems and some characters are basically missing. For example, the senior sisters with different styles are used to attract the audience at the beginning of the article, but after the introduction of the master and the master's master sect, it is difficult to see any of these senior sisters now. There was also Senior Sister Tianxiang who was the leader at that time, Fox Lady! After dividing the dishes, I didn't describe much. Generally speaking, the article is okay. After all, comedy articles don't require much brainpower, but it's just this character. The author has to control it well.
Gaga is good-looking, Xu Anshan (the protagonist) and the system are of the same origin [sneaky laugh] It's just a little short, the author should update it soon, author, you don't want everyone to know that you are not good at it, right? [Sneaky laugh] [sneaky laugh] [sneaky laugh]
Great book! I've seen the latest chapter 120, it's interesting and interesting, and I like the subject matter. Awesome, come on, update! ! !
If you like harem stories with single female protagonists, you don't need to read this. The author has quite good control over the plot of the story. Every time he feels like a pitfall has appeared, the next one is immediately filled in. Every time I feel like things are about to get out of control, I realize that it turned out to be the protagonist's expectation, and I really can't help but want to spoil it. Don't read the following spoilers, the full text is about acting. In fact, the closer the seniority is to the protagonist, the stronger the master is, and the higher the status (eldest brother, second brother...). No seats! The protagonist is the most... Although it is a harem, the harem is a hidden line, with almost no emotional line, and it is not the main line. It is not a stud story. The harem only opens after everything is resolved in the finale, and the previous protagonist did not have a relationship with anyone (full text). I just let you know that they have this level of cp relationship, but it wasn't made clear until the end. Because I saw a lot of people commenting on it, I decided to post a review.
After reading Tomato for so long, this is the first book that made me laugh. Many books purportedly to be funny are actually about nothing at all. This book is really well written, especially the unique system circle settings. I guess after it becomes popular, there will be many imitations, right? It can be considered a new genre. There are only two small flaws. One is that there are too many female pig feet, and the protagonist feels a bit like a stallion. The second is that the starting point is a bit too high. In more than 300 chapters, the protagonist only has three prehistoric artifacts, and the interface Ten Thousand Realms has come out. Five divine roots are still needed. The founder Zhen Wudi is already somewhat invincible in all realms, and some of them are online. If I continue writing, I probably won't be able to write many chapters. There is a foreshadowing further down the line that Zhen Wudi should have a mentor above him, and another foreshadowing is that the protagonist can smash the Ten Thousand Beasts Map with one punch. But I have already reached the Ten Thousand Realms with three prehistoric artifacts in hand. I really don't know what level it is further up. When you start a new book, don't start too high. You can focus on describing the main character's companions and slowly start. For example, the one who deceives the protagonist when they meet him, the one who deceives the protagonist, the one who values righteousness, and the one who throws the protagonist away as soon as they get into a fight and runs away without a trace. This way the writing is more delicate and interesting. Come on. . .
This is a very good book with a wonderful storyline. Good books worth recommending...[Like]
The plot and structure of this book are perfect. A cool novel in which the protagonist is invincible in both the system and the fairyland. The subject matter is innovative and quite funny. It's still a good read during the book shortage period, and it's very stress-relieving. But there is one fly in the ointment, the author's part of the plot has no beginning or end. The plot is less coherent and complete. (´ฅω•ฅ`)チラッ
Yes, I like books with this tone. Funny and nonsensical, pretending to be a pig to eat the tiger, criticizing the master and rebelling against the disciple, and being slapped in the face backstage. There is no ambiguity about what should be cool. Never retreat from where you should rush. Just like that. The bad habits of those so-called "old writers" - they are mysterious, they set the whole story, their world view is meaninglessly complicated, and they describe the details one by one. None of these. So comfortable! The only drawback is. You have to read it all at once to enjoy it. It is recommended that book lovers save a few days to read it, so that they will not get bored and can enjoy it in one sitting! Or... Send the author a razor blade and lock him in a small dark room day and night... Hehehehe [laughing evilly]
Come on, author. This novel you wrote is at the top level among the thousands of novels I have read. The one I found interesting before you was Da Feng Da Geng Ren. It is indeed very interesting. Come on, don't give up. As long as you write well, you will be able to add more talismans, and you will be certified by a master. Please don't give up [learned]
This novel is really great. I regret reading it too late. I highly recommend it. It's very funny and humorous. I lost the game and read two books and I immediately felt better. The only drawback is that the update is too slow. The author needs to be faster. 24 Hours a day, six hours to sleep and one hour to go to the toilet. To wash up, three meals or two meals are enough in one hour. There is no need to eat so much. In ancient times, two meals were eaten, one hour to rest, and another hour to exercise and relax. There are 14 hours left. Two hours to write a chapter to ensure quality and quantity. How many chapters do you think you can follow? Stop being lazy. Seven chapters are updated a day, and a few more chapters are added on holidays. This book is bound to be popular, so stay tuned for you [Send my heart][Sneaky smile][Sneaky smile]
It's very interesting, the ideas are very clear, and the content is really good. There are very few fantasy novels about the system that are so interesting nowadays. The content is very funny, especially the protagonist and the system. As long as you read the first 1-10 chapters, you will be unable to walk. Believe me, Chinese people do not lie to Chinese people.
The subject matter is novel and awesome. It makes my stomach hurt from laughing.
It's really nonsensical, very abstract and funny. Brother Tongzi is the real protagonist. He fights with people (for his fellow travelers) and with heaven (for the rules). He [learned to be] a grumpy old brother.
The first two-thirds are very interesting and exciting to watch. From the moment the protagonist reveals his identity, the pace is obviously much faster. It can be said that there is almost no emotional line, and there are not even a few words to the "harem", so I don't even think it is a stud novel. The male protagonist never even takes off his pants later. . . . . . Throughout the book, it can be seen that the main characters are making moves to kill the outsiders, but there is a slight collapse at the end. It may be because it advances too fast. Some fighting scenes are over in just a few sentences. The opponent who has been played up for a long time, the ancestor, feels very casual, and the Taotie attack is just one move, Chi You. Even before the fight, the protagonist started calling the Four Elephants and the Five Mountains (the Four Elephants are foreshadowing, and I have no idea where the Five Mountains came from). I felt a little anxious, but it is undeniable that I was still fascinated by it, but I just started to read it later. I wish the author a great next book🔥 The disadvantage is that there is a lot of foreshadowing in the front, such as the reincarnation of the protagonist group, but I always feel that the writing is very casual, including the emotional line between the protagonist and the senior sisters and ancestors, which can be said to be almost non-existent, so it cannot be said to be a stud story. Even the harem story is quite boring. The protagonist may not be as sweet as Secretary Mei.
Very funny! Very nice! The disadvantage is that it's a bit boring to keep shaking people. There is no clear story line. The combat power is a bit weak. There are some holes that have not been filled, such as coolness. The senior sisters basically did not mention it in this way. Several female protagonists were not confiscated in the end. The biggest problem in my opinion is the Riddler. The book tells the story of Xu Anshan after his reincarnation. There is no prequel and I don't know what happened in the past, so many plots are very confusing to watch. Flaws do not hide the merits, worth watching
After reading a lot of trolls, I am considered a die-hard fan of this book. From dozens of chapters until now, the book is still very well written and the subject matter is quite novel. I have been highly praised [like] [love] [love] and also, I want to catch an author @Open Mouth to Eat Candy
It's really good, mainly because the subject matter is very novel. This is the first time that someone has written a system into a world, which really feels good (maybe I'm just weird). Moreover, the plot must have foreshadowing and conflict, but every conflict will be resolved by the protagonist's invincible mentorship and background. At first, I was worried that the combat power would collapse or something, but the author did not really highlight this point. It may be that the protagonist is too strong and cannot be fought. But overall, it's still pretty good. There's just one thing I want to ask: Is Emperor Run a boy or a girl? [Like]
Well, to be honest, this is the first time I have seen such a novel novel, because the hero completes the task and the system gives things. This novel is more interesting. It tells the various plots of the hero outside. It is lively and interesting, very funny, and the system is not as stereotyped as I thought. In summary, it is highly recommended.
The master's language and writing skills are not bad, and the jokes are just right, making it easy to read. As for the shortcomings, the protagonist's later image creation is a bit weak, lacking some psychological activities and foreshadowing. He suddenly changes from a bully in Luhuazhou to an unfathomable chess player in the world. His temperament is completely different. It does not feel like a recovery, but like being taken away. There is an illusion that two hundred chapters have been missed. I hope to intersperse some interactions with the main characters (not referring to Sesel) during the advancement of the main plot to make the transition of the plot more natural. That's it. [Sending Hearts] The sense of fragmentation in the plot is too severe, so let's keep it together for now.
Let me talk about the conclusion first. The advantages and disadvantages of this book are clear, and the advantages slightly outweigh the disadvantages. I originally wanted to give it four stars, but after thinking about it I decided to give it five stars. The reason why I want to give it four stars: The plot in the middle of the plot where the protagonist goes to the airspace is basically the same as the plot in the star domain at the beginning. It lacks differentiated content, making the content slightly boring. The ending of the plot, or the identity of the final boss, did not reach the level that matched the previous plot foreshadowing. It felt that the final boss was slightly weak and was solved too hastily, and the ending was almost meaningless. Some characters' IQs are slightly lacking in brainstem, which seems too deliberate (but the problem cannot be ignored). Reason for giving five stars: The setting is novel, the protagonist's apprenticeship to Invincible and the gangster system are very attractive, and the dual-line narrative of the protagonist's world line and the system's world line makes the content of a single routine more interesting and not too boring. In the middle and later stages of the plot, the plot no longer depicts the protagonist pretending to be weak to get away with it. The focus of the plot shifts to describing the conflict between the protagonist and the system circle, revealing the identity of the protagonist and his mentor, etc. The character creation is excellent and not one-sided. Some of the storylines are excellent, such as the plot where the protagonist's family member is assassinated by the enemy (it feels like it shouldn't be a plot for such a cool novel). In addition, the plot as a whole does not have too many poisonous points, and the loopholes in the early part of the plot are all explained later in the plot. Overall, the system line and some plots in the middle and later stages of this book support the rating of this book. You can read it, but it will feel better if you listen to the book.
Give a good review! All I can say is that this is the best one I have ever seen among the time travel and system series products, but it still has some short stories. As the author, you don't want others to know that you are short! Hurry up and update! ! ! !
This book is very social, much better than books that are embarrassing in the name of comedy.
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One word is "stable" [laughing evilly]. The novel is hilarious and interesting. Although the male protagonist has an invincible background, his own strength is also invincible. Especially when I shake people, I can make them laugh half to death [laughing to tears]. And every name in this book is so wonderful.
To be honest, this book is very good, but it is too monotonous and remains the same. It is either making trouble or on the way to make trouble. To be honest, there is nothing wrong with giving it five stars. It is a really good book. It has a harem and the system is also a highlight. It is different from the previous ones. It is very good. I highly recommend everyone to read it.