Satisfying Face-Slapping Short Stories 苏爽打脸短文

1. 101 妈 Mom Hired Her Best Friend’s Daughter to Avoid Suspicion, But They Panicked When I Audited Them Without Mercy 妈妈为避嫌只录取闺蜜女儿，我铁面审计时她们却慌了 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭8k WordsCompleted My Mom Hired Only Her Best Friend’s Daughter to Avoid Favoritism. But When I Started Auditing Them Without Mercy, They Panicked 1.5kReads—Score—Shelves
2. 102 订 My Future Mother-in-Law Slapped Me at Our Engagement Party, So I Canceled the Wedding and Made Her Whole Family Kneel to Repay Me 订婚宴婆婆当众扇我耳光，我取消婚礼让她全家跪着还钱 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭8k WordsCompleted My Mother-in-Law Slapped Me at the Engagement Banquet, So I Called Off the Wedding and Made Her Whole Family Get on Their Knees to Pay Me Back 766Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 103 邻 My Neighbor Complained That Our Late-Night Renovation Caused Her Miscarriage 邻居投诉我家深夜装修害她流产 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭12k WordsCompleted My neighbor complained that my late-night renovations caused her miscarriage. 104Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 104 闺 My Best Friend’s Private Kitchen 闺蜜私房菜 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭6k WordsCompleted My Best Friend’s Private Kitchen 1.3kReads—Score—Shelves
5. 105 老 After My Husband Returned from a Business Trip to Chengdu, a Casual Short Video Made Me Go Viral 老公从成都出差回来后，我随手发个短视频爆火了 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭Marriage & Romance14k WordsCompleted After My Husband Returned from a Business Trip to Chengdu, a Short Video I Posted on a Whim Went Viral 14kReads—Score101Shelves
6. 106 看 After Seeing the On-Screen Comments, I Dumped the Brother-Obsessed Leech 看见弹幕后，我甩了扶弟魔 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭12k WordsCompleted After Seeing the On-Screen Comments, I Dumped My Brother-Enabling Ex 166Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 107 老 After My Husband Cheated, I Ran the Company into Bankruptcy 老公出轨后，我把公司搞破产了 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭9k WordsCompleted After My Husband Cheated, I Ran the Company into Bankruptcy 5.1kReads—Score—Shelves
8. 108 闪 After a Whirlwind Wedding, I Became a Rich Woman and Didn't Have to Work Night Shifts 闪婚后我成了富婆，还不用上夜班 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭13k WordsCompleted After a Whirlwind Marriage, I Became a Rich Woman and Didn't Have to Work the Night Shift 10.4kReads—Score105Shelves
9. 109 人 While I Was Away on a Business Trip, My Home Became Their Love Hotel 人在外地出差，我家成了他们的钟点房 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted While I was away on a business trip, my home became their hourly hotel 4.1kReads—Score—Shelves
10. 110 跟 I Followed My Wife to a Hotel, and I Regretted It 跟踪老婆到酒店后，我后悔了 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭Marriage & Romance7k WordsCompleted I followed my wife to a hotel, and regretted it 5.1kReads—Score—Shelves
11. 111 看 After Seeing the On-Screen Comments, I Started a Livestream to Do Absolutely Nothing 看见弹幕后，我开直播摆烂 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭9k WordsCompleted After Seeing the On-Screen Comments, I Started Livestreaming and Giving Up 613Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 112 怀 Suspecting My Wife of Cheating, I Hid in a Cardboard Box for Three Days and Nights 怀疑妻子出轨，我躲在纸箱里三天三夜 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭8k WordsCompleted Suspecting My Wife Was Cheating, I Hid in a Cardboard Box for Three Days and Nights 1.2kReads—Score—Shelves
13. 113 为 After Clearing the White Moonlight's Name, the Prince Panicked 为白月光翻案后，王爷他慌了 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭Ancient Romance10k WordsCompleted After Clearing Her White Moonlight’s Name, the Prince Panics 1.7kReads—Score—Shelves
14. 114 女 My Girlfriend Is Pregnant, but the Baby Isn't Mine 女朋友怀孕了，孩子却不是我的 I Want to Write Light Novels我要写小白文9k WordsCompleted My Girlfriend Is Pregnant, but the Child Isn't Mine 3.6kReads—Score—Shelves

    Reader note

    It should be okay

15. 115 出 I Came Back from a Business Trip to Find My Wife Pregnant by the Driver 出差回来，老婆怀了司机的孩子 I Want to Write Light Novels我要写小白文Marriage & RomanceCompleted When I returned from a business trip, my wife was pregnant with the driver's child —Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 116 把 Was I Really the One Who Gave My Girlfriend to My Best Friend? 把女朋友送给好兄弟的，竟然是我自己？ I Want to Write Light Novels我要写小白文14k WordsCompleted Wait, I Was the One Who Set My Girlfriend Up with My Best Friend? 1.3kReads—Score—Shelves
17. 117 妻 My Wife Cheated with Her First Love, So I Divorced Her and Found a New Wife 妻子出轨白月光，我果断离婚换老婆 I Want to Write Light Novels我要写小白文9k WordsCompleted My Wife Cheated with Her First Love, So I Divorced Her and Found a New Wife 1.7kReads—Score—Shelves
18. 118 未 My Fiancée Declared Her Love for a Foreigner on Social Media, and the Whole Internet Found Out 未婚妻在社交媒体上表白外国人，被全网曝光 I Want to Write Light Novels我要写小白文8k WordsCompleted My fiancée declared her love for a foreigner on social media, and the whole internet found out 648Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 119 渣 My Cheating Girlfriend Ran Off with a Rich Heir, Then Begged for My Forgiveness After Going Bankrupt 渣女出轨富二代，破产后跪求我原谅 I Want to Write Light Novels我要写小白文7k WordsCompleted My cheating gold digger ran off with a rich heir, then begged me to forgive her after she went bankrupt 155Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 120 婆 My Mother-in-Law Wanted Me to Voluntarily Give Up the Property, So I Made Them Pay a Million 婆婆让我自愿放弃房产？我让他们赔偿百万 I Want to Write Light Novels我要写小白文9k WordsCompleted My Mother-in-Law Told Me to Voluntarily Give Up the Property, So I Made Them Pay a Million in Compensation 78Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 121 妻 After My Wife Cheated and Betrayed Me, My Family Was Ruined 妻子出轨背叛后，家破人亡 I Want to Write Light Novels我要写小白文8k WordsCompleted After My Wife Cheated on Me and Betrayed Me, My Family Was Ruined 168Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 122 说 Weren't You Going to Kick Me Out? How Did You End Up Kicking Out the Real Young Master? 说好的要赶我走？怎么把真少爷赶走了 I Want to Write Light Novels我要写小白文12k WordsCompleted You Said You'd Drive Me Away, So Why Did You Drive Away the Real Young Master? 95Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 123 他 He’s So Shameless, Throwing Himself at Me to Become My Lover 他上赶着当外室的样子好不知廉耻 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚7k WordsCompleted The Way He Desperately Tries to Become My Kept Man Is Utterly Shameless 9Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 124 能 After I Could Hear People's Thoughts, I Used It to Win Over the Company's Boss 能听到心声后，我靠它征服了公司老板 Pear Blossoms Bloom Beneath the Moon月折梨花开17k WordsCompleted After I could hear people's thoughts, I used it to win over the company boss 11Reads—Score—Shelves

    Reader note

    High-quality short article, super nice! [Grass has been planted][Grass has been planted][Like]

25. 125 第 In My Tenth Year, I Decided to Stop Watching Him Walk Away 第十年，我决定不再偷看他的背影 Pear Blossoms Bloom Beneath the Moon月折梨花开16k WordsCompleted In the Tenth Year, I Decided to Stop Watching His Retreating Figure 6Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 126 十 Ten Years as Childhood Sweethearts, One Word: Suitable 十年青梅，一句“合适” Pear Blossoms Bloom Beneath the Moon月折梨花开Marriage & Romance12k WordsCompleted Ten Years as Childhood Sweethearts, Ended by One Word: “Suitable” 3Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 127 暗 I Had a Crush on the Campus Heartthrob for Three Years. He Said He’d Been Waiting for Me for Seven 暗恋校草三年，他说他等了我七年 Pear Blossoms Bloom Beneath the Moon月折梨花开13k WordsCompleted I Had a Crush on the School Heartthrob for Three Years. He Said He'd Waited for Me for Seven 5Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 128 灰 Ashes of Gray and Blue: After the Heart Transplant, He Watched the Northern Lights for Me 灰蓝烬火：换心后他替我看极光 Pear Blossoms Bloom Beneath the Moon月折梨花开Marriage & Romance26k WordsCompleted Ashen Blue Flames: After Giving Me His Heart, He Watched the Northern Lights for Me 3Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 129 重 Reborn, the Whole School Says I’m Not Good Enough for Him 重生后，全校都说我配不上他 Pear Blossoms Bloom Beneath the Moon月折梨花开17k WordsCompleted After Being Reborn, the Whole School Said I Wasn't Good Enough for Him 1Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 130 全 The Whole World Can Hear My Inner Thoughts, and I Know Everyone’s Secrets 全世界都能听见我的心声，而我知道所有人的秘密 Pear Blossoms Bloom Beneath the Moon月折梨花开19k WordsCompleted The Whole World Can Hear My Thoughts, and I Know Everyone's Secrets 11Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 131 感 Thanks to My Mother-in-Law's Washbasin, I Saw This Family for What It Really Is 感谢婆婆的洗菜盆，让我看清这个家的真面目 Eighty-Eight八拾捌Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted Thanks to my mother-in-law’s vegetable-washing basin, I finally saw this family for what it really is 350Reads—Score—Shelves

    Reader note

    Su Shuang's face-slapping essay

32. 132 不 I Won't Be Your Mortal Concubine; I'll Be a Celestial Goddess 不做你凡间妃，要做我九天仙 Eighty-Eight八拾捌Ancient Romance13k WordsCompleted I Won't Be Your Mortal Concubine; I'll Be a Celestial Maiden in the Ninth Heaven 281Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 133 妹 My Sister Is Boy-Crazy, So Why Is Everything My Fault? 妹妹恋爱脑，怎么都是我这个姐姐的错？ Eighty-Eight八拾捌11k WordsCompleted My sister is hopelessly lovesick. How is everything somehow my fault as her older sister? 181Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 134 我 My Mom Is the Real Heiress Who Ran Away Pregnant from a Powerful Family. Reborn, I'll Protect My Parents' Love 我妈是豪门带球跑的真千金，重生后由我来守护父母爱情 Eighty-Eight八拾捌14k WordsCompleted My mom is the true heiress who ran away from her wealthy family while pregnant. After being reborn, I’ll protect my parents’ love story. 142Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 135 长 Sweetness in the Long Night 长夜逢甜 Eighty-Eight八拾捌19k WordsCompleted Sweetness in the Long Night 659Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 136 前 My Ex Dumped Me, So I Became His Stepmom 前男友甩了我，我反手成了他后妈 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance6k WordsCompleted My Ex Dumped Me, So I Became His Stepmom —Reads—Score—Shelves

    Reader note

    The plot is compact, the laughs are dense, and it's addictive.

37. 137 两 My Two Childhood Friends Broke Up, but I’m the One Who Got the Short End of the Stick 两个发小闹分手，倒霉的却是我 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance6k WordsCompleted My Two Childhood Friends Broke Up, but I Was the One Who Suffered 108Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 138 末 On the Day of the Apocalypse, a Six-Foot-Tall Man-Mom Fell from the Sky 末日那天，天上掉下来一个一米九的男妈妈 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚8k WordsCompleted On the Day of the Apocalypse, a Six-Foot-Two Mama-Boy Fell from the Sky 50Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 139 嫡 The Crippled Prince My Elder Sister Refused to Marry, I Helped Him to the Throne 嫡姐不愿嫁的残废王爷，被我扶上了龙椅 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Ancient Romance8k WordsCompleted My Elder Sister Refused to Marry the Disabled Prince, So I Helped Him Take the Throne 31Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 140 哥 After My Siblings Came Out, I Became My Family’s Only Hope 哥哥姐姐出柜后，我成了家里唯一的希望 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance6k WordsCompleted After My Older Brother and Sister Came Out, I Became the Family's Only Hope 34Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 141 大 On Our Wedding Night, He Sent Me to the Military Camp 大婚夜，他把我送进了军营 Chu Hong, Who Likes Red Pearl Balls喜欢红珠丸的楚洪23k WordsCompleted On Our Wedding Night, He Sent Me to the Military Camp 13.9kReads—Score215Shelves

    Reader note

    Read Bao Haokan's story in one breath [Blow a kiss]

42. 142 躺 The Lie-Flat Princess's Lazy Diary 躺平王妃的咸鱼日志 Chu Hong, Who Likes Red Pearl Balls喜欢红珠丸的楚洪Marriage & Romance11k WordsCompleted The Lie-Flat Princess's Lazy-Fish Diary 1.9kReads—Score—Shelves
43. 143 庆 On the Night of the Celebration Banquet, the Sales Director Knelt Outside the Hotel All Night 庆功宴那晚，销售总监在酒店外跪了一夜 Chu Hong, Who Likes Red Pearl Balls喜欢红珠丸的楚洪10k WordsCompleted On the Night of the Celebration Banquet, the Sales Director Knelt Outside the Hotel All Night 1Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 144 嫂 My Sister-in-Law Treated Her Pothos Like Her Son. After I Was Reborn, I Made Her Reap the Benefits of Motherhood 嫂子把绿萝当儿子，重生后我让她“母凭子贵” Chu Hong, Who Likes Red Pearl Balls喜欢红珠丸的楚洪17k WordsCompleted My Sister-in-Law Treats Her Pothos Like Her Son. After I Was Reborn, I Made Her “Rise in Status Through Her Child” 3Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 145 系 The System Forced Me to Be a Simp, So I Simped the School Bully into Becoming My Real Boyfriend 系统逼我当舔狗，我把校霸舔成了真男友 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted The System Forced Me to Be a Simp, So I Turned the School Bully into My Real Boyfriend 48Reads—Score—Shelves

    Reader note

    The plot is compact, the laughs are dense, and it's super fun to watch!

46. 146 系 The System Calls Me a Vicious Villainess, but the Host Keeps Flirting with Me and Breaking Through 系统骂我恶毒女配，宿主却天天撩我突破 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚6k WordsCompleted The System Calls Me a Vicious Supporting Character, but the Host Flirts with Me Every Day and Keeps Pushing the Limits 5Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 147 同 In the Class Reunion Photo, Half Her Body Had Been Cropped Out 同学聚会的合影，她被截掉了半边身 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔18k WordsCompleted In the class reunion photo, half of her body had been cropped out. 748Reads—Score—Shelves

    Reader note

    Those who read this book may have peace and joy in 2026! All the best! Make money! In good health! It doesn't look good, I'll eat a ton! If it doesn't explode, I'll eat a ton! [Grass has been planted][Grass has been planted][Grass has been planted]

48. 148 那 The Limited-Edition Jersey Was on the Male Intern 那件绝版球衣，穿在了男实习生身上 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔12k WordsCompleted That Limited-Edition Jersey Was on the Male Intern 83Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 149 那 At That Class Reunion, I Was the Only Plus-One 那场同学会，我是唯一的“家属” Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔15k WordsCompleted At the class reunion, I was the only one there as someone's “family member” 758Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 150 丈 My Husband Bought a House for His Illegitimate Son, but Put It in My Name 丈夫给私生子买房，写的却是我的名字 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔8k WordsCompleted My husband bought a house for his illegitimate son, but put it in my name 943Reads—Score—Shelves

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