Satisfying Face-Slapping Short Stories 苏爽打脸短文

1. 51 爸 Dad, Stop Buying Franchises. I'll Support the Family with Insider Information 爸，别加盟了，我靠情报养家 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭9k WordsCompleted Dad, stop buying into franchises. I'll support the family with my intel 1Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 52 带 After Running Away Pregnant, the CEO Begged Me to Marry Him 带球跑后，总裁跪求我结婚 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭6k WordsCompleted After Running Away While Pregnant, the CEO Begged Me to Marry Him 2Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 53 我 After I Took the Fall for My Girlfriend, She Married My Brother 我替女友顶罪后，她嫁给了我的兄弟 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭7k WordsCompleted After I Took the Blame for My Girlfriend, She Married My Brother 26Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 54 弹 The Comments Told Me to Stay Away from the Male Lead, So I Ripped Off His Bathrobe 弹幕劝我别碰男主，我反手扯掉他浴袍 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚11k WordsCompleted The Comments Told Me to Stay Away from the Male Lead, So I Tore Off His Bathrobe Instead 1kReads—Score—Shelves

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   The plot is compact, the laughs are dense, it's beautiful and addictive!

5. 55 重 Reborn and Rejecting the Marriage, I Left the Scumbag and His Cousin Red-Faced 重生拒婚，我把渣男和他表妹的脸打肿了 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Ancient Romance6k WordsCompleted Reborn and Refusing the Marriage, I Beat My Jerk Ex and His Cousin Black and Blue 179Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 56 高 The Untouchable Young Master Shen Was Won Over by a Cabbage Like Me 高岭之花沈公子，被我一颗白菜拱了 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance7k WordsCompleted The aloof Mr. Shen, the untouchable flower on the high peak, was snapped up by a cabbage like me. 25Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 57 系 System: Please Go Back and Comfort That Crazy Crown Prince 系统：求您回去哄哄那个疯批太子 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚7k WordsCompleted System: Please go back and comfort that crazy crown prince. 19Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 58 为 For True Love, My Wife Divorces Me and Leaves With Nothing 为了真爱，老婆净身出户也要离婚 Pen Name Already Taken, Please Change It笔名已重复请更换12k WordsCompleted For the sake of true love, my wife is willing to divorce me and leave with nothing. 1.2kReads—Score—Shelves

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   Super pretty.

9. 59 穿 I Reincarnated Into a Female-Oriented Novel, and I Beat Up the Heroine Who Abused Me! 穿进女频文，我把虐我的女主吊起来打！ Pen Name Already Taken, Please Change It笔名已重复请更换12k WordsCompleted I Got Transported Into a Female-Oriented Novel, So I Beat Up the Heroine Who Tormented Me! 727Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 60 这 This Little Brother Is Trouble, but That Little Sister Is Irresistible 这弟弟有毒，那妹妹真香 Pen Name Already Taken, Please Change It笔名已重复请更换10k WordsCompleted This Little Brother Is Trouble, but That Little Sister Is Irresistible 91Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 61 妻 My Wife Has Another Husband in an Online Game 妻子在网游里还有一个老公 Pen Name Already Taken, Please Change It笔名已重复请更换10k WordsCompleted My Wife Has Another Husband in an Online Game 418Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 62 我 I Ghostwrote for My Wife, but After She Became Famous, She Kicked Me to the Curb 我给老婆当枪手，她却在成名后把我一脚踢开 Pen Name Already Taken, Please Change It笔名已重复请更换10k WordsCompleted I Ghostwrite for My Wife, but After She Becomes Famous, She Kicks Me to the Curb 65Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 63 没 That’s Right, I’m a Simp, But the More I Simp, the Stronger I Get 没错，我就是舔狗，但我越舔越强 Pen Name Already Taken, Please Change It笔名已重复请更换Modern Romance20k WordsCompleted That’s right, I’m a simp, but the more I fawn over them, the stronger I get 43Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 64 我 I Have Only One Song's Worth of Time 我只有一首歌的时间 Pen Name Already Taken, Please Change It笔名已重复请更换10k WordsCompleted I Only Have Time for One Song 29Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 65 老 My Wife Gave Birth to a Dark-Skinned Baby, but the Paternity Test Says It's Mine! 老婆生出黑皮肤宝宝，亲子鉴定却是亲生的！ Pen Name Already Taken, Please Change It笔名已重复请更换11k WordsCompleted My Wife Gave Birth to a Dark-Skinned Baby, but the Paternity Test Says It's Mine! 52Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 66 老 After My Wife Fell Into a Coma, Her Soul Kept Hopping Between Me and Her One True Love! 老婆昏迷后，灵魂在我和白月光之间反复横跳！ Pen Name Already Taken, Please Change It笔名已重复请更换Marriage & Romance15k WordsCompleted After My Wife Fell Into a Coma, Her Soul Kept Switching Back and Forth Between Me and Her First Love! 83Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 67 青 My Childhood Friend Chose Lanxiang Technical School for Love. This Reborn Me Won't Play Along! 青梅为爱填报蓝翔技校，重生的我不奉陪了！ Pen Name Already Taken, Please Change It笔名已重复请更换18k WordsCompleted My Childhood Friend Applied to Lanxiang Technical School for Love, but Now That I'm Reborn, I'm Not Playing Along! 544Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 68 我 The Male Lead and I Can Both See the Comments! 我和男主都能看见弹幕！ Pen Name Already Taken, Please Change It笔名已重复请更换18k WordsCompleted Both the Male Lead and I Can See the On-Screen Comments! 6Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 69 让 You Want Your Best Friend to Test Me? But I Know the Law! 让闺蜜试探我？可是我懂法律呀！ Pen Name Already Taken, Please Change It笔名已重复请更换11k WordsCompleted You Want My Best Friend to Test Me? But I Know the Law! 177Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 70 说 My Wife Promised We'd Have a Sexless Marriage, Yet She Found Someone Else! 说好过无性婚姻的老婆，却在外面有了他！ Pen Name Already Taken, Please Change It笔名已重复请更换Marriage & Romance10k WordsCompleted My Wife Agreed to a Sexless Marriage, but She's Seeing Someone Else! 36Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 71 魂 I Took Over a Body in a Female-Oriented Novel and Taught the General to Be a Man! 魂穿女频文，我教将军做男人！ Pen Name Already Taken, Please Change It笔名已重复请更换13k WordsCompleted I Reincarnated Into a Romance Novel, So I’m Teaching the General to Be a Man! 11Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 72 我 I Went Looking for Love at a Top-Tier Star's Concert 我在顶流演唱会上找对象 Pen Name Already Taken, Please Change It笔名已重复请更换7k WordsCompleted I’m Looking for a Partner at a Top-Tier Star’s Concert 17Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 73 我 I Can Only Get Stronger by Failing at Blind Dates 我只有相亲失败，才能变强 Pen Name Already Taken, Please Change It笔名已重复请更换Marriage & Romance11k WordsCompleted I Can Only Get Stronger by Failing at Blind Dates 14Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 74 把 Turning a Torture Novel into a Sweet Romance! 把虐文玩成小甜文！ Pen Name Already Taken, Please Change It笔名已重复请更换12k WordsCompleted Turning a Torture Novel into a Sweet Romance! 10Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 75 穿 After I Transmigrate into a Book, My Wife Sends Me to a Psychiatric Hospital From the Start! 穿书的我，开局就被老婆送进精神病院！ Pen Name Already Taken, Please Change It笔名已重复请更换12k WordsCompleted After I Transmigrated into a Book, My Wife Sent Me to a Mental Hospital from the Start! 4Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 76 穿 After Transmigrating as the Villainous Male Lead, My Mother-in-Law Begs Me to Marry the Heroine! 穿成恶毒男配后，岳母求我娶女主！ Pen Name Already Taken, Please Change It笔名已重复请更换10k WordsCompleted After transmigrating into the role of a wicked male supporting character, my mother-in-law begs me to marry the heroine! 1.6kReads—Score—Shelves
27. 77 真 A Fake Heir Story? Call Me the Camera-Wielding God of War! 真假少爷文？请叫我摄像头战神！ Pen Name Already Taken, Please Change It笔名已重复请更换10k WordsCompleted A fake-versus-real young master story? Call me the Camera-Wielding God of War! 293Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 78 朕 My Harem Just Wants to Run Away, and My Ministers Just Want to Rebel 朕的后宫只想跑路，朕的臣子只想造反 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚12k WordsCompleted My Harem Just Wants to Run Away, and My Ministers Just Want to Rebel 613Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 79 别 Stay Away from Me, or You’ll Become a Simp 别靠近我，会变成舔狗 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚7k WordsCompleted Don't Get Too Close to Me, or You'll Turn into a Hopeless Simp 32Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 80 我 My Whole Family Is Reborn, and They Battle It Out at Home Every Day 我家全员重生者，他们天天宅斗 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚10k WordsCompleted Everyone in My Family Is Reborn, and They Spend Every Day Fighting for Favor at Home 38Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 81 弹 The Comments Say I’m the Villainess, So I Drove the Male Lead’s Little Brother Wild 弹幕说我是恶毒女配，我把男主弟弟撩疯了 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted The Comments Said I Was the Vicious Female Supporting Character, So I Drove the Male Lead's Younger Brother Wild 39Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 82 我 I Played the Crown Prince Like a Fish on a Hook 我把太子殿下钓成了翘嘴 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚7k WordsCompleted I Lured the Crown Prince into Becoming a Pouting Fish 21Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 83 病 The Yandere Villainess Didn’t Want to Die, but She Drove Her Aloof Master Insane 病娇女配不想死，结果把清冷师尊逼疯了 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚7k WordsCompleted The Yandere Villainess Didn't Want to Die, but Ended Up Driving Her Aloof Master Insane 14Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 84 姑 My Sister-in-Law Borrowed Money to Help Her Lover Get an Abortion 姑姐回娘家借钱给小三打胎 Eighty-Eight八拾捌Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted My Sister-in-Law Returned to Her Parents’ Home to Borrow Money for Her Lover’s Abortion 285Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Cool short stories

35. 85 末 Reborn at the End of the World: I Stockpile Supplies and Take Revenge 末日重生，我家囤货手刃仇人 Eighty-Eight八拾捌9k WordsCompleted Reborn at the End of the World: I Stockpile Supplies and Take Revenge on My Enemies 599Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 86 老 My Boss Asked Me to Be His Mistress’s Assistant, So I Added His Wife to the Group Chat 老板要我给小三做助理，我把老板娘拉入了群聊 Eighty-Eight八拾捌12k WordsCompleted My boss asked me to be his mistress's assistant, so I added his wife to the group chat 3.6kReads—Score—Shelves
37. 87 为 I Hid in a Closet with the CEO to Catch a Cheater 为了捉奸我和总裁躲进柜子里 Eighty-Eight八拾捌Marriage & Romance12k WordsCompleted I Hid in a Closet with the CEO to Catch Him Cheating 967Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 88 哥 Brother, My Blind Date Is Better Than You 哥哥，我的相亲对象比你好 Eighty-Eight八拾捌11k WordsCompleted Big brother, my blind date is better than you 514Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 89 我 I Kissed the Top-Tier Star on Set from Morning Till Night, and My Ex, the Movie Emperor, Went Mad with Regret 我和顶流在剧组从早亲到晚，前任影帝悔疯了 Eighty-Eight八拾捌8k WordsCompleted I Kissed the Top-Tier Star from Morning till Night on Set, and My Ex, the Best Actor, Went Crazy with Regret 477Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 90 未 My Fiancé Made Me Take the Fall for My Best Friend, Never Knowing I Was the Real Heiress 未婚夫让我替闺蜜顶罪，没想到我才是真千金 Eighty-Eight八拾捌9k WordsCompleted My Fiancé Asked Me to Take the Fall for My Best Friend, Never Expecting That I Was the Real Heiress 467Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 91 被 After Being Cast Out of the Sect, the Demon King Asked Me to Be His Wife 被逐出宗门后，妖王喊我做娘子 Eighty-Eight八拾捌11k WordsCompleted After Being Cast Out of the Sect, the Demon King Asked Me to Be His Wife 449Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 92 瞎 The Blind Young Master Wants to Marry Me 瞎子少爷要娶我 Eighty-Eight八拾捌14k WordsCompleted The Blind Young Master Wants to Marry Me 365Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 93 亲 My Relative Took Me to Rent a Haunted House 亲戚带我租凶宅 Eighty-Eight八拾捌10k WordsCompleted A Relative Took Me to Rent a Haunted House 219Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 94 买 After I Bought a House, My Aunts Ruined My Family and Left Me with Nothing 买房后，我被姑姑们害得家破人亡 Eighty-Eight八拾捌9k WordsCompleted After I Bought a House, My Aunts Destroyed My Family and Left Me with Nothing 391Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 95 我 After I Was Ordered to Divorce, My Ex-Husband Regretted It 我奉旨和离后，前夫悔不当初 Gazing at the Wind and Moon览风月Ancient Romance36k WordsCompleted After I received the imperial decree to divorce, my ex-husband regretted it too late. 5.4kReads—Score100Shelves

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    A slap in the face short story

46. 96 男 My Boyfriend Has a Female Best Friend, and I Have a Male Best Friend 男朋友有女兄弟，我有男闺蜜 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭16k WordsCompleted My boyfriend has a girl best friend, so I have a guy best friend. 1.2kReads—Score—Shelves
47. 97 妹 My Sister Stole My Identity, Not Knowing She Was Marrying the General Who Died in Battle in My Place 妹妹抢我身份，却不知是替我嫁给战死的将军 Gazing at the Wind and Moon览风月Ancient Romance12k WordsCompleted My younger sister stole my identity, never knowing she was taking my place in marrying a general who would die in battle. 645Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 98 重 Reborn, I Took All of the Zhao Family’s Fortune 重生后，我夺了赵家全部家产 Gazing at the Wind and Moon览风月Ancient Romance8k WordsCompleted Reborn, I Took All of the Zhao Family's Property 913Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 99 竹 My Childhood Friend and Bestie Turned Down a Top Firm’s Offer for Me, So I Got Them Both Fired 竹马和闺蜜替我拒了巨头offer，我反手让他们被开除 Gazing at the Wind and Moon览风月10k WordsCompleted My Childhood Friend and Bestie Turned Down a Top Company’s Offer for Me, So I Got Them Fired Instead 1.7kReads—Score—Shelves
50. 100 爱 A Testament to Love 爱的遗嘱 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭8k WordsCompleted A Will of Love 1.2kReads—Score—Shelves

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