Absurd, Hilarious, and with a System: Laugh Until You Drop!!! 沙雕，搞笑，有系统，只要笑不死就往死里笑！！！
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Apocalypse: Zombies Are Coming, and Humanity Begs Me to Bite Them 末世：丧尸来袭，人类求我咬他们
[Comedy + Absurdity + System + Slow Burn] Overnight, the entire world is infected with a zombie virus! Lin Ran awakens as the Zombie King from the start, but all his zombie kids are dimwitted. “Don’t call me Dad. I don’t have kids as rotten as you!” Lin Ran said, looking disgusted. He thought he could live a carefree life with his big boys, but instead he was swept into the maelstrom. “Your Majesty, for the zombies, for all of humanity, please bite a few more people…” “For what, exactly? Biting
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Honghuang: My System Is a Cracked Version 洪荒：我的系统是破解版
Li Qingxu transmigrates into the Primordial World, successfully joins the Chan Sect, and activates the System world's outlaw. Other people's Systems make their Hosts work themselves to the bone completing one task after another. His System works like this: No need to do tasks. Whatever we need, I'll go steal it! [System Alert: Your System has beaten up the Villain System and seized the top-grade Innate Spiritual Treasure, the Xuanhuang Cauldron!] [System Alert: Your System has kidnapped the Chec
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The Officials Hear My Thoughts: I’m Just Here for the Gossip 文武百官听我心声：我只管吃瓜
The animated series "Nono's Gossip Journal: Laughing All the Way in the Capital," Seasons 1 and 2, is now available. [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts] [Silly Humor] [Gossip] [Taking It Easy] [Comedy] Wei Yinuo transmigrates into the ancient past and into the family of a powerful official. Her parents are devoted to each other, and her siblings get along well. She lives a carefree life of luxury, enjoying gossip whenever she has the chance. She plans to stay happy like this forever, but then one d
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Cracking Jokes on a Variety Show Livestream: Oh No, I Can't Stop Laughing! 直播综艺玩梗，完蛋！笑不活了！
[Dating reality show, livestreaming, comedy, miser, ridiculous antics] Yu Chen transmigrates into the body of a washed-up nobody from the entertainment industry's nineteenth tier! This body has the figure and the looks, so why is he broke? So poor he can't even afford his medical bills, Yu Chen plans to quit showbiz! But an inconspicuous Weibo post catches the attention of the director of 100 Days of Heartbeats! For the money, Yu Chen makes his first appearance on screen! The female guest Qi Fei
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Becoming an Immortal Emperor Is All Thanks to My Enemies' Efforts 成就仙帝，全靠敌人的努力
What would it feel like if every side effect of your cultivation were borne by your enemies? And so Liu Shunyi began frantically practicing forbidden arts and life-draining techniques. He even started madly cultivating methods that would wreck his foundation. First, he wanted to raise his strength as quickly as possible. Second, these techniques were powerful. Third, his enemies would bear every cost and adverse effect anyway. What’s more, he could even cultivate using his enemies’ talents. What
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Your Career Just Imploded, So Why Are You on a Dating Show Doing Big Things with Liu Tianxian? 塌房上恋综，你带刘天仙整大活？
Lu Ye’s relationship was exposed, ruining his career and making him the target of a nationwide online backlash. He gave up trying to salvage things, dyed his hair blond, and joined a dating reality show filmed overseas! From the start, he stole Liu Tianxian away right in front of all his haters, leaving them absolutely seething! Haters, what do you have to say now? You came after me, so I’ll make you lose your minds! The dating show requires its contestants to support themselves and earn their o
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You Reported Me for Practicing Medicine Without a License? Then I'll Give Your Illness Back 告我无证行医？那就把病还给你们
[Dark transformation and revenge + satisfying comeuppance + miracle doctor + obsessive love + no saintly heroine + wild imagination + comedy] Song Bing, born with a disease-attracting constitution, gains a Disease-Transferring System. (Chronic illnesses? Female infertility? Androphobia? Come touch me. Touch wherever you’re sick. Song Bing can easily absorb and cure any illness he touches, then pass the absorbed diseases on to other people.) [Ding! Successfully absorbed irregular menstruation. Me
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A Variety Show at My House? Someone's Farming Our Wasteland! 综艺进我家？我家荒地有人种了
[Entertainment + variety shows + rising queen of pop + childhood friends + boss] After transmigrating to a parallel world, he uses classic hits from his past life to conquer the entertainment industry. That should be every transmigrator's dream. But while the dream sounds wonderful, reality is harsh. Su Xun discovers that he transmigrated without a System? Having spent years in the entertainment industry in his previous life, he knows just how murky its waters are. To avoid being exploited by po
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Wei Xiaobao Conquers the World 韦小宝争霸天下
Funny, lighthearted, a little System, transmigration, souls returning... Nong di ge dong, xian ren ban ban, Xiao Xuanzi, I didn't rebel, but somehow I became a wanted criminal! What a load of nonsense! For the sake of a thousand generations, Xiao Xuanzi, I'll take your throne, and you can have Tongchi Island back!
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Setting the Trending Topics on Fire! The Hilarious Big Shot Is a Variety Show Wrecking Ball 炸翻热搜！沙雕大佬是综艺泥石流
[Hilarious power fantasy ➕ a touch of fantasy ➕ unhinged silliness ➕ powerful heiress of a financial empire ➕ brutal takedowns of scumbags ➕ devoted romance with no cheating ➕ adorable baby] She is Su Manqi, a nine-tailed celestial fox deity who transmigrated into the body of an orphan. Her three favorite things in life: making money, playing games, and handsome men. On variety shows, other stars are the gold standard. She, on the other hand, is a walking disaster: a goofy livestreaming menace,
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Who Told Him to Set Up a Divorce Counseling Stall at the Matchmaking Corner? 谁教他在相亲角摆摊离婚咨询的？
Li Hang, a divorce lawyer, unexpectedly became bound to the Matchmaker System. Li Hang: “...System, I'm a divorce lawyer. Are you sure you've got the right Host?” Boss: “Companies everywhere are cutting salaries and laying people off. Without this job, you're nothing.” Li Hang: “I'll quit tomorrow and start selling jianbing. Buy a jianbing guozi and get free legal advice! Not 99, not even 9.9!” Unreasonable Client: “Lawyer Li, you must know lots of divorced clients. Could you introduce me to one
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You Put Me on a Dating Show, and I Take the Superstar on a Three-Wheeler Joyride 让你上恋综，你带天后三蹦子狂飙
[Entertainment industry + livestreaming + dating show + diva + comedy + goofy fun + lighthearted] Ye Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a washed-up celebrity with nothing going for him but his looks! He joins a dating show right from the start, and as luck would have it, three of the four female guests are his ex-girlfriends! But when the show begins, viewers across the country realize that something is off about Ye Feng! “Shocking! A popular idol carries a 400-pound pig and
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Picking Up a Girl from the Start, My Beast Horde Sweeps the World 开局捡妹，我的兽群横扫天下
[Rousing power-ups + farming and conquest + an invincible beast horde + an overprotective big brother] Lin Fan wakes up to find that he has transmigrated into the body of a borderland boy nicknamed “Dirt Lump.” His parents are both dead, and all he has left are two scrawny little sisters. Just as the cavalry of the Khanate descends on their village, the [Beast-Taming System] awakens in his moment of despair! He starts by communicating with sparrows and rats, then learns to command packs of wol
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Please, Sir, Save Me 请先生救我
A book of forgetting sorrow, a page of breathtaking tales. Its ink is black and white, its stories full of twists and turns. [Page One: How can one cure lovesickness that cuts to the bone? One cup of water that forgets sorrow, and love is severed between you and me.] [Page Two: Where can one seek the path to immortality? In the White Jade Capital in the heavens, with its twelve towers and five cities. Surely the answer lies in the skies.] [Page Three: Your Majesty, what troubles you? Will you
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When a Goofball Becomes the Heroine of an Angsty Romance 当沙雕穿成虐文女主
Lu Zhiyao woke up as the real daughter in a novel, only to find that her parents doted on the fake daughter, Lu Qianqian. Worse still, she discovered she was the heroine of a tragic romance! The male lead would treat her with utter contempt, yet she’d still act like a lovesick puppy? Her biological parents and fake sister would torment her, yet she’d still forgive them? Lu Zhiyao declared, “Anyone who follows the original plot is a dog!” Every day, Lu Zhiyao got three chances to change the plot
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Entertainment's Lucky Star: What Succubus? Call Me Handsome Bro 娱乐锦鲤：什么魅魔？叫我潇洒哥
[Reborn troublemaker + entertainment, no System + livestreaming, multiple heroines + lucky little incubus.] My name is Song Xiaobai. I used to be crippled. I was known as a walking disaster for online novels, the bane of video games, a nightmare for streamers, and the Wheelchair Ballad King. But now, I've been reborn. In this life, I want to take good care of the people around me and be as free as the wind. I want to see the most beautiful sights in the world and become a dazzling star. I'll liv
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The Eldest Senior Brother Cheats and Schemes, and the Whole Sect Takes It Easy 大师兄坑蒙拐骗，全宗门一起摆烂
[Book Transmigration]+ [System]+ [face-slapping]+ [wacky antics]= [hilarious cultivation System novel] Lin Feng transmigrates into a book as the senior disciple of Misty Peak at Qingyun Sect. The whole sect is slacking off, and Lin Feng is supposed to go head-to-head with the original male lead? Sure, why not? When trouble comes, don't panic. Open the System and see what it has to say. “Eighteen Dragon-Subduing ~ Gropes”? What kind of bizarre technique is this? “Plants vs. Zombies,” and you can
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Villain: Master and Senior Sister, I Beg You 反派：师尊师姐求你们了
[Multiple heroines] [Humor] [Plenty of romance] [Sweet later on] [Inner thoughts] Lin Heng transmigrates into the book A Record of Beauties as a cannon-fodder villain. As long as he follows the proper villain or hero plotline and keeps his head down until the end, he can become an unrivaled powerhouse. But then the heroines somehow start hearing his inner thoughts. No matter how the story transitions between hero and villain arcs, he now risks being killed by the protagonist! [That airheaded mas
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The Villainess Puts on a Show, and Makes Others Get Struck by Lightning 反派女配她装比，她让别人遭雷劈
[Ridiculous comedy + a cast of lovable idiots + lighthearted laughs + everyone’s favorite] [Complete] Tang Guo transmigrated into a book before she’d even taken off her pants. Good news: She comes from a prestigious family and can laze around. Bad news: She’s transmigrated as a villainess who’s destined to die. In the original story, she was supposed to grovel at the original male lead’s feet, only to have him run her through the heart with his sword. She wasn’t brain-dead, so of course she chos
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Showbiz: We Agreed You’d Play the Victim, So Why Did You Crack Up? 娱乐：说好了卖惨，你竟然笑场了
Su Ye transmigrated into a parallel world and found himself at the recording of one of the hottest variety shows on a certain fruit-themed platform. He was supposed to build a tragic image and make his debut by playing up his sob story, but instead, he cracked himself up on camera. He thought it would be a major on-air disaster, but somehow he turned things around. One original song stunned the entire audience. The viewers said, “What a fraud! You were supposed to make a living off your sob stor
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There Are a Thousand Goofballs, and Half of Them Are in the Villain’s Family 沙雕千千万，反派家占一半
[Absurd Comedy + Entertainment Industry + Cathartic Revenge + One-on-One Romance] Gu Xixi, the tragic heroine of a melodramatic romance, was found by her family. The good news: Her parents are the richest people in the country, and her brother is a top-tier star. The bad news: Her entire family are villains. Heh heh heh. You can’t even imagine how much fun it is to be a villain! She gets guilt-tripped on a variety show. Her billionaire parents say, “We’re villains. We never had any morals to beg
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Dating Show: Ladies, Please Have Some Self-Respect. I'm Just Here for Fun 恋综：姑娘请自重，我就一乐子人
[Showbiz + Meme Humor + Lighthearted + Livestreaming + Wacky Antics + Variety Show + System] Also known as “Sigma Men Don’t Date” and “Even Dogs Won’t Date, Unless Food and Lodging Are Included!” Su Xun awakens an Emotion System and joins a dating show. As long as he can provoke a strong emotional reaction in someone, he’ll earn a reward. And who could stir people up more than a guy who just wants to have fun? Reba: What’s your declaration of love? Su Xun: The wise don’t fall in love; suckers ma
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The Years I Caused Trouble in Journey to the West 我在西游记里捣乱的那些年
[Nonsensical + funny + parody + absurd + tropes + twists] After transmigrating into Sun Wukong, there's no need to panic. Just run first. We can't let them make a monkey out of us. If anyone's going to play anyone, it'll be me playing them. (This is a nonsensical novel.)
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After I Stopped Being a Doormat, the Cold Boy Turned Dark 不当舔狗后，清冷少年黑化了
[Yandere forced love + groveling redemption + a System with little presence + funny moments and references] Defiant but timid heroine X wicked, cruel yandere Shen Suihuan dreamed that Lou Yan tortured her to death. When she jolted awake, she was told it wasn't a dream, but her fate. She was just a cannon-fodder supporting character in the novel The Aloof Campus Heartthrob's Domineering Love, born to be a stepping stone on the leads' path to love. To stay alive, Shen Suihuan drew up a plan overni
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Investiture of the Gods: From the Start, I Build a Fortune-Fueled Dynasty and Make the Entire Nation Saints 封神：开局打造气运皇朝，举国成圣
After transmigrating into the Primordial World as Di Xin, the last human emperor, he finds himself on the eve of the incense offering at Nuwa Temple. Di Xin admits he's terrified. Fortunately, he awakens the [Strongest Human Emperor System]. As long as he boosts the fortune of Great Shang, he can earn System rewards. [Boost Great Shang's fortune by 300,000: Reward, blueprints for the Star-Picking Tower's grand formation] [Boost Great Shang's fortune by 100 million: Reward, the Divine Seal of Hum
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Go Fighting!: Raising Hell on the Ultimate Challenge 鸡条：极限挑战，随便捣蛋
[Go Fighting! + Extreme Challenge + System + comedy + parallel world] With an entertainment System and a beginner's gift pack from the start, Lin Feng barges into Go Fighting! and becomes one of the Seven Men. Lin Feng is always putting on a show and transforming on the spot, a “mad monkey,” a mischievous monkey leaping all over the place. Cosplay, painting, anything can become a prop! Beat your shoulders with both hands, point both fingers to the sky: Brave Lin Feng fears no challenge! Huang Le
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Investiture of the Gods: I Only Wanted to Run, but the Human Emperor Overheard Me 封神：只想跑路的我，被人皇偷听了
After transmigrating into the Investiture of the Gods, Yin Ze became King Zhou's third son. Everyone knew what happened to King Zhou's sons... So Yin Ze, who could draw little prizes from the System every day, just wanted to make a quick getaway and stay out of this mess. King Zhou: This kid's got plenty of tricks up his sleeve. Think you can run? Deng Jiugong, have your daughter Deng Chanyu serve as Yin Ze's personal guard. If that kid tries to run, break his legs! Yin Ze: ? King Zhou: Good thi
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I'm Just a Chef. What Do I Know About Showbiz? 我就是个厨子，哪懂什么娱乐圈
[Food + System + Entertainment] Li Ming transmigrated into the role of head chef in the employee cafeteria at Jiayi Media and was bound to the Super Chef God System! Not only did Boss Yang and Reba sneak into the kitchen every night, but countless actors and stars flocked there too, all just for a taste of Li Ming's cooking! Reba: “How can Li Ming's cooking be this good? If I married him, could I eat his food every day?” Boss Yang: “Why have so many stars and directors been begging to work with
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A Ten-Thousandfold Rebate: When My Disciple Builds His Foundation, I Ascend Straight to Immortality 万倍返还：徒弟筑基我直接成仙
[Invincible + System + Funny + Easygoing + Ruthless + No Saintly Hero] Zhong Qing transmigrates into a minor peak master of one of Pingjiang Sect's seven peaks. He plans to coast through life and take it easy, but then he activates the strongest Bond System. Take in two useless disciples: Activate the Useless Duo Bond. His disciples go from dead weight to geniuses, and their cultivation is returned to the protagonist a thousandfold. Take in a catgirl and a foxgirl: Activate the Allure Bond. The
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Showbiz: The More You Insult Me, the More Excited I Get! 娱乐：你们越骂，我就越兴奋！
[Transmigration + System + showbiz + lighthearted comedy + cunning schemer + maximum swagger!!!] Su Chen transmigrates to a parallel world and is blacklisted by the entertainment industry from the start. He plans to break into the music scene by serving as a judge on a music variety show, but the contestants mock him. Just then, the Negative Energy System activates. A Gui: “You’re a washed-up pretty boy. What gives you the right to judge me?” Su Chen: “I have no right? You sing worse than a dog!
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I’d Just Become a Celestial Master When Someone Showed Up to Call Me a Fraud 我，刚成天师，就被人上门打假
Trapped for a thousand years inside the sect leader’s jade ring, Yang Fan advanced to Celestial Master and returned to the city with power that could reach the heavens and shake the earth. Who knew he would immediately be called out by a hugely popular livestreamer? “Everyone, can you believe there are still people who claim they can tell fortunes these days? Let’s expose this fraud together today!” Three sentences later, the livestreamer said, “Master, could you tell me if I can become a famous
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I, the Insect Tamer, Roam the World with a Hundred Million War Bugs! 我，驯虫师，带着亿只战虫行走！
[Global Awakening + Powerful Growth + Ruthless Combat + Insect-Control Army] Lin Hao awakens to a brand-new human profession: Insect Tamer. He unlocks the Insect King's Domain, allowing him to travel through the insect realm and form contracts with all kinds of divine insects. His first spirit insect is the Gold-Eating Beetle, which devours everything and is impervious to water and fire. A death sentence of a profession from the start? No such thing!!! My army of Gold-Eating Beetles sweeps throu
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The Savage Bandit of the Great Wilderness 大荒悍匪
Everyone knows that the Classic of Mountains and Seas is actually a cookbook. Transmigrate across mountains and seas, and stew a Kunpeng with a phoenix, or cook a Zhujian with a black tortoise. In the demon wasteland, the countless great demons are dangers to everyone else, but Zhang Chu sees them as food. One bite of demon meat doubles his strength. One sip of demon blood sends his cultivation soaring. From then on, Zhang Chu goes farther and farther along the path of cultivating by eating demo
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Showbiz: Paparazzo, You Don’t Want to Get Exposed Online, Do You? 娱乐：狗仔，你也不想被网曝吧
After transmigrating to a parallel world, Qin Fan was immediately threatened by a paparazzo. With his background as a talent agent, Qin Fan knows a hundred ways to deal with paparazzi. Qin Fan: Bro, I left home without any money today. Can I borrow some? Paparazzo: B-borrow money? Bro, I'm a paparazzo, not a loan shark! Qin Fan: Bro, I've got too much stuff. Give me a hand! Paparazzo: Bro, I'm not a laborer. I'm a paparazzo! Qin Fan: Bro, I'm lost. Take me home, will you? Paparazzo: Bro, I'm not
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From the Start: I Have Dual Pupils, Immortal Bones, and a Chaos Dao Body 开局：我有重瞳仙骨混沌道体
The new novel, Bai Xian's Journey, is now available. Come and enjoy! [Invincible Background + Heaven-Defying Talent + Stunning Looks + Sharp Intellect] After transmigrating, he became the heir of an imperial clan in the Immortal Domain. Born with a Chaotic Dao Body, Heavenly Bones, and Double Pupils! Master every art, surpass the prodigies, and vie for the path to immortality! White robes, white hair! He ascends to the summit of the myriad heavens! That day, a young man as bewitching as a phan
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I Told You to Seek Enlightenment, Not to Carry the Heavenly Dao and Take Off 让你悟道，没让你扛着天道起飞啊
Lin Yan transmigrates to the Luofu world, and the System immediately grants him the highest reward: the Hongmeng Golden Book! The Hongmeng Golden Book hangs above his sea of consciousness, sending his comprehension soaring beyond the heavens. He glances at the basic cultivation technique, Qi-Nourishing Art, and cultivates a wisp of Hongmeng Purple Qi, forging the supreme immortal root! He glances at the basic sword technique, Little Five Elements Sword Art, and comprehends the innate Five-Color
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Variety Show: I'm a Star, So Why Did You Give Me a Spooky Skill? 综艺：我明星，你给我阴间技能？
Lin Chen, who has transmigrated into this world as a fresh-faced young man, joins a reality show called Career Challenge. But no one expects him to send the entire production off the rails. “We asked you to deliver food, so why are you playing five games at once for customers at an internet cafe, with a 10–0 score after ten minutes?” “We asked you to act like a beggar, so why are you smashing stones on your chest in the street, pounding your head with bricks like your life depends on it?” “We as
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Xuanhuan: My System Has Bugged Again and Again 玄幻：我的系统又双叒叕bug了
[System + invincible + simple-minded wish fulfillment + no angst + lighthearted + no romance] After transmigrating to the Immortal Spirit Continent, Ye Tianyu is lucky enough to activate a System. But this System seems to have… a serious problem. It’s either bugging out or on its way to bugging out. Reward: Top-tier golden talent Ye Tianyu stares at the rainbow-colored light filling the sky, his head full of question marks. This is gold? Sure, my art classes always got taken over by the mat
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Showbiz: I'm Slacking Off, and Yang Mi Is Coming for Me? 娱乐：正在摆烂，大幂幂冲我来了？
Shen Yi transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes an entertainer under the management of Da Mi Mi. A top-tier star in his previous life, Shen Yi gets a slacker System this time around and decides to completely give up trying. The entertainment industry has endless rules and strict ranks, with top-tier stars sitting high above everyone else? What top-tier stars? They can all get lost! Celebrities exploit their fans and fleece them for money? Shen Yi: “Five of us are going to a net cafe. Any g
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Me, a Slacker Livestreamer: I’ll Log Off Once I’ve Made 200 我，摆烂主播，挣够两百就下播
Su Yu unlocks the [Slacker System] and becomes a streamer. Once he earns 200 in tips, he can end the stream and claim a generous reward. Love songs too boring? One performance of "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style" kicks off a square-dancing craze! The audience got cheated on? One rendition of "Happy Breakup" wakes countless lovesick fools up to reality! The songs are too easy? A Peking opera performance of "The Drunken Concubine" leaves the whole crowd stunned! But every time the audience finishes
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Showbiz: I'm a Straight-Talking Guy, and I Made Every Actress Cry 娱乐：我钢铁直男，气哭列位女星
[Showbiz, everyday life, a painfully earnest straight man, makes female stars cry from the start of a dating show, hilarious adventures in entertainment.] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Fang Yu spent more than three years delivering takeout to support someone else's girlfriend, only to get cheated on. Now, under his ordinary-guy identity, he joins a reality show where ordinary people date celebrities. [That's incredible! Fang Gangtie and Dilireba are sharing a segment, and he's soakin
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Cheated on from the Start: Reborn Seven Days Earlier with the Simp System 开局被绿：带舔狗系统重生7天前
[Lighthearted Comedy] [No Clichés] [Plenty of Clever Callbacks] [Transmigration] [Simp Tycoon System] [Financial Freedom in Two Days] [Reborn] [Daily Banter with a Fierce but Adorable System] Cheated on from the start, Ye Feng is reborn seven days before it happened... This time, he won’t be a simp. He’ll keep things lively in every way and serve up all kinds of face-slapping. He gets a 10,000-fold critical hit card. One critical hit earns him 4.9 billion, giving him financial freedom on the spo
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Mushroom House: My Bad Luck Charm from the Start, and Everyone Tells Me to Shut Up 蘑菇屋，开局乌鸦嘴，都让我闭嘴
Also known as: [Livestreaming: I'm a jinx. Are you scared yet?] [Livestreaming: The whole internet boycotts me, so I go abroad to have fun: Cherry Blossom Island, Little Rich Spray-and-Pray Soldier] Season six of Mushroom House begins, inviting two internet celebrities: tomboy Zhou Shuyi and sharp-tongued Annie... Zhang Shuai confidently strides into the Mushroom House livestream, and then everything takes a turn... Zhang Shuai: “Go on, try hitting me...” “Ah! What the hell, you really hit me? G
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The Knockout: Conquering Jinghai and Riding to Glory 狂飙：从制霸京海开始策马奔腾！
After transmigrating to Jinghai, Qin Mo faces the predicament before him. Qin Mo gets by on three things: breaking promises, betraying his brothers, and seducing… This world isn’t simply black or white. It’s a refined shade of gray. He drifts between black and white, sitting back to reap the rewards. Knowing the plot in advance, he decides to take over Bai Jinhan and acquire Jiangong, using Jinghai as his starting point. And so he begins to ride hard and fast! P.S. A crossover of film and televi
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So Satisfying! The Real Heiress Hates Everyone Equally 爽爆！真千金她平等的痛恨所有人
[Going Off the Rails + Entertainment Industry + Feel-Good Revenge + Epic Face-Slapping + No Forgiveness + The Whole Family Gets What They Deserve] Going off the rails is the most powerful weapon for fighting back against the world. During an outdoor livestreaming variety show, the guests lost contact with the production crew. The sweet, gentle girl who was kind in public led the others in isolating and bullying Chu Yiyi, the scandal-ridden star everyone loved to hate. In response to the bullying
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From the Start, I Enrage Myself into Becoming a System 开局气炸自己，化身系统
As a self-proclaimed full-time hack author, Li Hao couldn't stomach his readers' abuse. After trading insults with the only few readers he had for three days and nights, he worked himself into a rage, his resentment soaring. In the end, the Great Dao intervened, turning him into a System so he could experience the worlds of various web novels. P.S. The author is trying out a new kind of novel. The story takes place across many worlds, and the writing style changes from one world to the next. Som
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Showbiz: On Valentine’s Day, You Sing About a Drop Tower? 娱乐：情人节，你唱跳楼机？
[Showbiz]+ [Transmigration]+ [Romance]+ [Everyday life] Chen Yu transmigrates into a parallel world. Sick of the busy, cutthroat life he had in his previous life, all he wants this time is to enjoy himself. After publishing several smash-hit novels and achieving financial freedom, he retires from the spotlight and settles into a laid-back, carefree life. That is, until a celebrity moves in next door…
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After Becoming a Substitute, She Stayed Up All Night Studying the Nanny Handbook 穿替身后，她连夜攻读月嫂手册
After overworked office drone Ye Qingqing transmigrated into the role of a stand-in for someone’s one true love, all she wanted was to make money. When the domineering CEO told her to dance, she put on a white dress and started doing the hand dance. When he told her to sing, she shocked the bar with a song called “My Surname Is Shi.” When the woman he truly loved framed her, she handed over a job application, complete with an advanced nanny certificate. When a rich young lady tried to humiliate
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Myriad Worlds: I Became a System, and Now I Have to Take the College Entrance Exam? 诸天：我成了系统，还得高考？
I'm Ye Ming, and my transmigration was a little abrupt. How can someone transmigrating into a System steal another System's body? Before I could even figure out what was going on, I was sent into the myriad worlds. What the heck? The System has to take the college entrance exam too?? The System's favorite hosts are people from Earth, the source world? Ahem, ahem. This System is from Earth, the source world. I know this routine! [A silly, comedic story with characters who are completely out of ch
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Who on Earth Taught You to Be a Recruit Like This? 到底谁教你这么当新兵的？
“As a decorated hero, legendary soldier, and youngest-ever general, could you share the secret to your success?” “I don't date.” “You mean you don't let romance distract you or emotions sway you, and you devote yourself wholeheartedly to serving your country and earning distinction?” “That's right!” The next day, Qin Feng read the newspaper and nearly spat blood. “As a decorated hero and legendary soldier, could you share the secret to your success?” “Date more.” “You mean love inspires y
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