Apocalypse: Zombies Are Coming, and Humanity Begs Me to Bite Them

末世：丧尸来袭，人类求我咬他们

by Sowing Misfortune in the Green and Red (青红造孽)

Status: Completed
Length: 223k Words
Genre: Sci-Fi & Apocalypse
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[Comedy + Absurdity + System + Slow Burn]

Overnight, the entire world is infected with a zombie virus!

Lin Ran awakens as the Zombie King from the start, but all his zombie kids are dimwitted.

“Don’t call me Dad. I don’t have kids as rotten as you!” Lin Ran said, looking disgusted.

He thought he could live a carefree life with his big boys, but instead he was swept into the maelstrom.

“Your Majesty, for the zombies, for all of humanity, please bite a few more people…”

“For what, exactly? Biting people is exhausting, okay?!”

All I wanted was to be a laid-back Zombie King, but you’re making me save Blue Star!

I don’t want to do it, I don’t enjoy it. I just want to slack off!

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The Apocalypse: I Start as a Zombie King, but I Just Want to Lie Flat末世，开局变丧尸王，我只想躺平Alternate title on Fanqie

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