Looking For Something So Funny You Could Laugh Yourself To Death In Bed 求给一篇能笑死在床上的
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- 51 You Bastard, You Win This Time 狗男人，算你厉害 You Bastard, You Win This Time 2.8kReads—Score—Shelves
- 52 General, You Owe Me a Life 将军，你欠我一条命 General, you owe me your life 214Reads—Score—Shelves
- 53 The General's Sparrow in His Palm 将军掌中雀 The General's Little Caged Bird 135Reads—Score—Shelves
- 54 My Sister Died, and He Married Me 姐姐死了，他娶了我 After My Sister Died, He Married Me 1.4kReads—Score—Shelves
- 55 Three Customers I Can't Afford to Offend 三位客官都惹不起 None of the Three Guests Can Afford to Be Offended 46Reads—Score—Shelves
- 56 The Crown Princess's Hehuan Tribulation 太子妃的合欢劫 The Crown Princess's Passionate Tribulation 111Reads—Score—Shelves
- 57 After the Mad Crown Prince Discovers the Divorce Agreement 和离书被疯批太子发现后 After the Crazed Crown Prince Found the Divorce Agreement 444Reads—Score—Shelves
- 58 Quick Transmigration: Villainous Boss, Stop Tormenting Me 快穿之反派大佬别虐我 Xu Chuling was a girl whose life was plagued by misfortune. After dying suddenly, she was chosen by the System to complete missions and collect evil points, embarking on a quick transmigration journey. In world after world, she matched wits with powerful villains, eventually making them love and hate her so much that they were even willing to give everything up for her. Meanwhile, she racked up evil points and found sweet romance in every world. 471Reads—Score—Shelves
- 59 After That Night, She Became My Ceiling 那夜之后，她成了我的天花板 After That Night, She Became My Ideal Woman 139Reads—Score—Shelves
- 60 I Can’t Hear His Heartbeat 听不见他的心跳 I Can't Hear His Heartbeat 25Reads—Score—Shelves
- 61 A Hilarious Farce: The Top Scholar Forces His Way into the Palace with His Child to Claim the Throne 啼笑皆非：状元郎携子逼宫上位 A Comedy of Errors: The Top Scholar Forces His Way into the Palace with His Son to Seize the Throne 19Reads—Score—Shelves
- 62 This Heir Won't Chase You Anymore 本世子不舔了 This Heir Won’t Simp Anymore 10Reads—Score—Shelves
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Hilarious Jokes 笑死人笑话
The ultimate happy place for busy workers and students! A massive library of jokes, from workplace rants and campus antics to hilarious comebacks and jaw-dropping plot twists. There’s something for every occasion! Sneak a few pages at work, unwind before bed, or read on your commute, and you’ll be laughing your abs off in no time. There’s even a section for kids’ unfiltered remarks, where their adorable logic will have you slapping the table with laughter. Need a cure for life’s stress? Come hav
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- 64 1,000 Adult Joke Stories 成人笑话1000个小故事 A Man’s Pit Stop, a Woman’s Lubricant: Life Lessons from Humorous Jokes Life is moving faster and faster, and stress is never far away. Everyone needs a place to relax and recharge. For married men, humorous jokes aren’t just entertainment; they’re a pit stop for relieving stress and improving quality of life. Even if you’re single, you should learn to use humor to smooth the road to happiness and make every day more exciting. 4kReads—Score255Shelves
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If I Have No Shame, Ascension Is Just Around the Corner 只要我不要脸，飞升指日可待
System + absurd comedy + invincible, mortifyingly embarrassing antics After transmigrating to the cultivation world, everyone else meditates, comprehends the Dao, and bitterly cultivates for ten thousand years. I, Hao Xian, get bound to a ridiculously unscrupulous System that trades public humiliation for merit! The System shop lists only the names of its wares, never what they do. Before buying: What a bargain! After buying: I want to die. Spirit-Gathering Pill? Makes you fart all day. Ligh
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- 66 EN Time Stop from the Start, Even Evil Gods Have to Kneel Before Me! 时停起手，邪神也得给我跪下！ [Time Stop + Apocalypse + Superpowers + Arrogance + Forgetting Your Roots + Rejecting Inner Turmoil] Bai Ye transmigrated to the age of the Great Cataclysm, two hundred years in the future. This world was full of danger, its people were honest and simple, and mutated beasts ran rampant. But he wasn't worried. Because he could stop time for one minute every day. If he didn't use it today, he could save it up for tomorrow. When time across the world hit zero, he would be the only one who could mov 696.8kReads9.4Score50.3kShelves
- 67 EN Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions 开局地摊卖大力 [Qingfeng's new novel, This Player Has a Problem in the Head, is currently serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Potions of Strength? Detoxifying Yellow Beans? Lucky Cherries? They're flying off the shelves! The world's top tycoons, richest man, popular streamers, and peak powerhouses all come to buy them. Jiang Na 333.5kReads9.7Score44.8kShelves
- 68 God-Tier Choices: This Beast Tamer Is a Little Too Fierce 神级选择：这个御兽师有亿点生猛 [Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a.. 178.3kReads9.7Score21.4kShelves
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She's My Underling and My Wife 她是我小弟，也是我老婆
She's My Little Brother, and Also My Wife
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You're Poor. What Does That Have to Do with Me? 你穷，关我屁事
You’re broke. What’s that got to do with me?
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- 71 My Best Friend Mocked Me for Marrying a Poor Guy. Fifteen Years Later, I Took Her to Dinner Wearing Gold Bangles on Every Finger 闺蜜嫌我嫁穷小子，十五年后我戴满金镯请她吃饭 My best friend mocked me for marrying a poor guy. Fifteen years later, I wore gold bangles from wrist to elbow and took her out to dinner 19Reads—Score—Shelves
- 72 The Useless Husband I’ve Raised for Eight Years 我养了八年的废物老公 My Useless Husband, Whom I’ve Raised for Eight Years 41Reads—Score—Shelves
- 73 The Day We Divorced, the Other Woman Came to See Me 离婚那天，小三来找我 The Day We Divorced, My Husband’s Mistress Came Looking for Me 42Reads—Score—Shelves
- 74 Blushing Moments in the Practice Room 练功房的脸红瞬间 That Blushing Moment in the Practice Room 26Reads—Score—Shelves
- 75 Three Live-in Sons-in-Law, Two Ran Away 三个上门女婿，跑了俩 Of three live-in sons-in-law, two ran away 64Reads—Score—Shelves
- 76 That 14,000-Yuan Fig Leaf 那一万四的遮羞布 That 14,000-Yuan Fig Leaf 135Reads—Score—Shelves
- 77 The General Only Loves Chubby Girls 将军他只爱胖丫头 The General Only Loves Chubby Girls 35Reads—Score—Shelves
- 78 That Leftover Egg Tart We Remembered for a Lifetime 那个吃剩的蛋挞，我们记了一辈子 That Leftover Egg Tart Stayed With Us for a Lifetime 3Reads—Score—Shelves
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A Miserable Life for Villainous Spouses: Where Should We Cause Trouble Today? 反派夫妻百事哀，今天在哪搞破坏
[Troublemaking drama queen heroine vs. villainous big shot who cleans up after her] Su Zhi became the newlywed wife of the villainous big shot Huo Wujiao. In the story, she was a wealthy family's fake heiress who had done every kind of evil. One day, she was thrown out of the house, and on the street she found the “fallen and powerless” villain Huo Wujiao. Each had something the other wanted, so they got married. To earn enough life points to survive, she joined forces with the big shot and they
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The Happy Life of a Sweet Young Husband 小娇夫的幸福生活
Imperial Censor Lin was famous for his integrity and unyielding sense of justice, and he had made plenty of enemies. As a result, his daughter Lin Zhiyao was unwelcome among the capital’s noblewomen. Who could have guessed that the emperor and empress would take a liking to her and arrange for her to marry Gu Yuncheng, the heir to the Prince Ding’s household? The young lord declared that he didn’t want to marry, while Lin Zhiyao didn’t mind either way. All she asked was that he remember he belon
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- 81 After Transmigration, Her Whole Family Are Villains 穿越之我全家都是反派 Content warning: Lots of crude bathroom humor. Don't read while eating. Version One: Jiang Mianmian transmigrates. Her father is a scheming scholar with the face of a kindly man. Her mother has the face of a bodhisattva and the heart of a ruthless killer. Her eldest brother looks simple-minded but is cunning at heart. Her second sister is selfish and sharp-tongued. They were born destined to be villains. To highlight the protagonist's justice, kindness, and greatness, they work hard to do all so 137.8kReads9.6Score16.6kShelves
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Your Highness the Regent, Is Your Assassin Missing a Few Marbles? 摄政王殿下，你家杀手缺根筋！
After Jiu Yue died, the System told her that once she completed her mission, she could return to the real world with a reward of ten billion. Jiu Yue, who had been grumbling about her identity as an assassin, smiled sweetly. “Who says transmigrating is a bad thing? This is amazing!” However, a time-space delay kept the System from transmigrating with her, and it hadn't had time to explain the mission in full. But Jiu Yue didn't think that mattered. She was an assassin, after all. How hard could
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- 83 Becoming an Immortal Emperor Is All Thanks to My Enemies' Efforts 成就仙帝，全靠敌人的努力 What would it feel like if every side effect of your cultivation were borne by your enemies? And so Liu Shunyi began frantically practicing forbidden arts and life-draining techniques. He even started madly cultivating methods that would wreck his foundation. First, he wanted to raise his strength as quickly as possible. Second, these techniques were powerful. Third, his enemies would bear every cost and adverse effect anyway. What’s more, he could even cultivate using his enemies’ talents. What 37.1kReads8.4Score3.4kShelves
- 84 If Stars Don't Go Crazy, Should They Just Make Mistakes? 当明星不犯病，难道犯错吗？ [Read Chapter 8! A 100,000-word climax, a top-tier cultivation gem adored by countless readers] [Male-oriented + entertainment industry + lighthearted + has a heroine] After transmigrating, Chen Lang obtained the [Absurd Entertainment System]. Whenever he does something that others can't understand, he earns points for a lottery draw. The entertainment industry's whole vibe changed from that moment on... A famous director: "Chen Lang is a lunatic!" "Waiting for me outside the bathroom is one thi 57.7kReads8.0Score6.4kShelves
- 85 Espionage: 2,000 Deaths from the Start 谍战：开局死亡两千次 Xie Shu, male, formerly an Olympic shooting champion in the twenty-first century. One day, he kills himself and wakes up in 1940. Reason: Unknown. Identity: Unknown. Status: Being buried alive. Xie Shu: ...What a disastrous start! The good news: He gains the ability to rewind time whenever he dies. The bad news: He wakes up at a live burial site and has to die two thousand times before he escapes. While helping a passing guerrilla unit complete its mission, he somehow ends up as the illegitimat 40kReads9.3Score6kShelves
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The Fake Heiress Lacks Virtue in Every Way, and She'll Really Spill the Tea 假千金五行缺德，有瓜她真敢爆啊
[Completed] After Wen Xia finishes her quick transmigration missions, she learns that in her original world she was just a short-lived cannon-fodder character: a fake heiress in a wealthy family, a bit player in the entertainment industry, and a beautiful, weak, and foolish nobody among cannon fodder. Even her death was completely unoriginal. After reading the bare-bones plot, she says, “You all carry on. My corpse isn't feeling too good, so I'm leaving.” Her former future mother-in-law: “Here's
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The Entertainment Industry's Street Drifter: I Took Bandits on a Wild Ride from the Start 内娱街溜子，开局带劫匪狂飙
For female readers! Complete!! [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + shamelessness + memes + face-slapping + mysticism + no logic] After transmigrating, Lu Ling became a washed-up actress. From the start, she had to deal with a cheating scumbag boyfriend, being blacklisted by her company, and a ruthless rejection from a director... Faced with this thoroughly unfriendly world, Lu Ling decided to go completely crazy and wreck everyone’s day. And so the entertainment industry gained a new menac
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The Beloved Little Darling of a Farming Family 团宠农家小奶包
Everyone in Xixiang Village knows that the Zhao family recently found a little girl. She’s three years old, chubby and fair-skinned. Everyone says a girl is a burden, but the Zhao family treasures the little one. Later, Zhao Heng, who had been blind, regained his sight. Zhao Xuan, who had been poisoned, was cured. And the Zhao family, nearly ruined by the cost of medical treatment, became a wealthy household. Some people grew envious and snuck over to the Zhao home at midnight to eavesdrop, hopi
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After Marrying the Heirless Prince, the General’s Poisonous Daughter Goes on a Rampage 嫁给绝嗣王爷后，将门毒妃杀疯了
[Two strong leads + unmatched skill in medicine and poison + punishing scoundrels] She was a medical doctor and elite soldier in the apocalypse. After transmigrating to an alternate ancient world, she became the unpopular eldest daughter of a general's household. She spent ten years at the family shrine in the countryside, praying for her father and brothers. When she returned, she discovered that an adopted daughter had taken her place, stolen her family's affection, and even taken her fiancé.
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- 90 The Good-for-Nothing Legitimate Daughter Turns the Tables 废柴嫡女要翻天 4kReads9.1Score615Shelves
- 91 On New Year’s Eve, After My Mother-in-Law Opened the Door Three Times, My Wife Said Our Marriage Was Fake 除夕夜，岳母三次推门后，老婆说我们是假结婚 On New Year's Eve, After My Mother-in-Law Opened the Door Three Times, My Wife Said Our Marriage Was Fake 570Reads—Score—Shelves
- 92 What a Clever Adultery Bust 这奸，捉得妙 What a perfect time to catch them in the act 344Reads—Score—Shelves
- 93 Starlight by My Ear: Deaf for Ten Years, He Heard Only Her Name 耳畔星光：他聋了十年，只听见她的名字 Starlight by the Ear: He Was Deaf for Ten Years, and the Only Thing He Heard Was Her Name 101Reads—Score—Shelves
- 94 That Night, She Made Me Remember Her for a Lifetime 那一夜，她让我记一辈子 That night, she made me remember her for the rest of my life 602Reads—Score—Shelves
- 95 Forbidden Surrender: Monday Through Thursday, I Belong to Him 禁忌沉沦：周一到周四，我是他的 Forbidden Descent: Monday to Thursday, I Belong to Him 304Reads—Score—Shelves
- 96 Dad, I’m Not Going 爸爸，我不去 Dad, I Don't Want to Go 342Reads—Score—Shelves
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I Ruined Yours, You Ruined Yours, and Then We Ruined Sword and Fairy 癫完你的，癫你的，癫剑奇侠传
(Wild imagination + hilarious + completely unhinged + transmigrate into a book + reborn + transmigrate + brainless wish fulfillment + if you don't laugh, come yell at me, but don't leave a bad review + nonsensical + revenge + villain + cultivation + household drama + transmigrate + ensemble cast + forced love + soul transmigration + all-in-one hodgepodge) Xu Qianhua transmigrated into a book, and ended up in a brainless wish-fulfillment novel aimed at male readers. As a cannon-fodder female supp
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After Mistaking the Forced-Love Countdown for an Affection Meter 错把强制爱倒计时当好感值后
(Realistic, with a touch of cult) Having endured hardship as a child, Lin Xinsheng worked tirelessly and valued her career more than life itself. At last, she became a star agent at a major talent agency. Still, she often felt that the people at her company had something wrong with their brains. Executives who liked playing out obsessive love stories with their subordinates, trainees carrying Systems, and artists who never thought about their careers and only wanted to play emotional tug-of-war
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- 99 I’m the Openly Teasing Big Sister, the Nightmare of Six Psychos 我，明牌逗弟主，六个疯批的噩梦 [A magnetic heroine and multiple male leads. A thrilling battle of suitors in a chaotic love triangle! Every character is a deranged obsessive!] Lin Mian is a villainess who specializes in handling crazed men and never gives them a redemption arc. She transmigrates into a book only to face a deadly situation: she’s mistaken one twin for her ex-boyfriend. Her fiancé’s uncle, Pei, drives to the scene. Her fiancé’s twin brother, Pei Fu, puts on his best innocent act and fans the flames. “Uncle, you 2.2kReads8.9Score477Shelves
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Hilarious Mind Reading: The Prince Eats Gossip Until He Throws Up 爆笑读心术，王爷吃瓜吃到吐
Short drama adaptation: The Hilarious Mind-Reading Art: The Prince Laughs at Gossip Until He Chokes Manhua adaptation: The Princess's Inner Thoughts Are Full of Gossip, and the Prince Is Hooked; The Princess's Inner Thoughts Can't Be Hidden [Historical fantasy + mind-reading + gossip System + silly comedy + System space + sweet romance + feel-good revenge + transmigration to an alternate world + palace and household intrigue + devoted and powerful couple + marriage before love + healing a posses
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