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1. 651 人 Writing Self-Help in America, I Become the Nation's Choice for President 人在鹰酱写鸡汤，全民求我当总统 Steamed Plum Pastry Sauce蒸梅油酥汁Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Tang Darcy transmigrates to America and becomes a sheriff. He activates the Influencer System: all he has to do is write toxic inspirational quotes and cultivate influencers to earn rewards. How hard can that be? He fires off all kinds of self-contradictory quotes to fool foreigners: “America, Please Wait for Your People!” “Don't Make America Great Again! Give the Little People Their Dignity!” “Why Does China Wash Its Dishes Seven Times?!” The more foreigners he fools, the more buffs the System 32.5kReads9.6Score3.3kShelves
2. 652 啊 Ah! The Villains I Drove to Darkness Can Read My Mind 啊！被我逼黑化的反派们能读我心 Yi A Ya一啊鸭Modern Romance692k WordsCompleted On the day she’s supposed to die as a vicious, brother-obsessed supporting character, she somehow gains the ability to hear the thoughts of her brothers, who have all turned evil! Standing on a high platform, Qiao Chuchu wails, “You’ll always be my brothers! I’m going to die right in front of you, so you’ll never forget me for the rest of your lives!” But what her seven gorgeous brothers hear is: [Hahaha, bye-bye! With a trillion in assets, I can live like a rich lady! You can stay here and suff 45.5kReads9.3Score5.3kShelves

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   [Angry] [Sad] Show me all the 9.9S in your mind. The funniest one on Tomatoes [lick screen] [KISS] [love] is so funny!!! The heroine pretends to be vicious, but everyone can hear her heartfelt voice. She really wants to die laughing!!! Qiao Chuchu stood on the high platform and cried: "You will always be my brother, I will die in front of you, so that you will never forget me forever!" But what her seven beautiful brothers heard was: [Hahahahaha, bye to you! With hundreds of billions of assets, I can become a rich woman! And you can stay in this world and suffer! After all, you will not die well in the future!]

3. 653 反 Villainous Son, Get Down on Your Knees. Mom Needs a Favor 反派儿子你跪下，妈求你点事 Rye Whiskey黑麦威士忌Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Short drama now available] (Doting father-type son x rebellious mother x no-brainer power fantasy x sweet romance x fantasy) In the great age of transmigrating into books, Su Miao transmigrates too. Other people become someone's unattainable first love, a wealthy heiress, or, at worst, a discarded wife. Su Miao is different: She transmigrates as the villain's real mother. She wants to smoke and drink, but the villain won't allow it. She wants fried chicken and milk tea, but the villain frow 146.4kReads9.2Score14.6kShelves

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   This novel is in a TikTok advertisement! It's full of laughter [love], once I watched it while eating, I almost couldn't hold my rice bowl! Mainly because it's so funny hahahahahaha [face covering]

4. 654 我 I Have a Lover in My Hometown 我在故乡有情人 You Are Not My Everything你不是我的全部Modern Romance289k WordsCompleted They are all ordinary people. Their language is the sort that accompanies everyday actions in real life: unconsciously, naturally, and simply, they speak of the things they intend to do and set about doing on the surface. They cannot reveal their inner essence or prove they have the right to act. Nor can they claim that the tragedy they belong to is free from the constraints of chance and the peculiarities of individual personalities. And they are even less able to reflect deeply and express the —Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 655 别 Stop Saving Her, the Princess Consort Is Determined to Get Herself Killed 别救了，王妃一心要作死 Snowball Cub雪球崽Ancient Romance389k WordsCompleted Ye Zhiyi transmigrated, becoming a despised princess who had been married off as a substitute! But Ye Zhiyi had no desire to be a princess. All she wanted was to find a reasonable way to die as soon as possible so she could return and inherit her trillion-yuan fortune! So she set out on a never-ending path of courting death! She jumped into a lake to die? The prince turned around and had the lake filled in. She provoked a powerful minister? He promptly sent over three carts of supplements. She t 2.1kReads—Score193Shelves

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   This is funny

6. 656 宝 Treasure Boy: The Stay-at-Home Dad 宝藏男孩之家庭煮夫 You Are Not My Everything你不是我的全部6k WordsCompleted The Treasure Boy Who Runs the Household 23Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 657 戏 The Drama Queen Consort 戏精王妃 Drunk and Free醉风流Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted [A huge online hit] [Born to steal the show + unrivaled medical and poison skills + powerful hero and heroine + face-slapping + doting romance] Hua Raoyue transmigrates as a discarded consort. Watch her turn the tables with her extraordinary skills. Her maid reports, “Your Highness, we’ve been put under house arrest.” Yue: “It’s fine. I know hypnosis. We can go wherever we want.” Her maid reports, “Your Highness, they’re joining forces to bully you.” Yue: “It’s fine. I know how to poison people. 14.7kReads9.1Score2.7kShelves

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   Take it, don't blame me for making the bed collapse with laughter, the heroine does one of those tricks that can make people faint with laughter.

8. 658 错 Mistaking My Cousin for Someone Else Brings Me Endless Adoration 错认表兄，万千娇宠来 A Few Extra Meals Won't Hurt多吃几顿没事哒Ancient Romance513k WordsCompleted Tao Jiuxi has only just transmigrated and hasn't even had a few days to enjoy a peaceful life when her family suffers a sudden upheaval. With no other choice, she takes her frail elder sister on a long journey to the capital, hoping to seek shelter from their aunt. But when they arrive, they discover that their aunt isn't home. Luckily, her cold-faced fake cousin steps in and takes them in. She only flirted with him a few times, so how did he end up falling for her? What is going on... 2.4kReads8.7Score252Shelves

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   Soul-traveling house fighting novel, the heroine is very funny

9. 659 彪 The Fierce Princess Consort: Seven Fathers Dote on Me 彪悍王妃：七个爹爹团宠我 Drunk and Free醉风流Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Tough bandit queen vs. sickly prince: a devoted couple, two strong leads, bickering lovers, lighthearted comedy, face-slapping the trash, and everyone’s favorite] She was the esteemed young mistress of Liuyun Stronghold and a future ruler of the bandit world. By a twist of fate, she became the substitute bride of a sickly prince. The prince’s relatives all sneered, “A country bumpkin dares to set her sights on the prince?” The court officials mocked her: “How dare someone of such low status ent 188Reads9.2Score—Shelves
10. 660 七 In the 1970s, I Took Down the Cold-Faced Commander of the Family Compound, and He Became Mine 七零，干翻家属院冷面首长归我了 Loves Colorful Peanut Candy爱吃多彩花生豆Modern Romance536k WordsCompleted [Soul transmigration + power fantasy + period setting + pocket dimension + laugh-out-loud comedy + scheming + 1v1 + little tricks + making money] A parallel-world period story. It's all fictional, so don't take it too seriously. The heroine is a goofy, hilarious girl. After joining the military, she's forced into a battle to “win the battalion commander.” She defeats thirteen rivals single-handedly and catches the special attention of the young, handsome, promising Battalion Commander Lu. What t 19.2kReads8.3Score2.6kShelves

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    Funny is not negotiable, the heroine is soft and cute, funny and refreshing

11. 661 玄 The Metaphysics Expert Is Back at Her Street Stall 玄学大佬她又去摆地摊了 Tomato洋柿子Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Original titles: The Fortune-Telling Street Vendor Is Actually a Mystical Arts Ancestor?! and The Mystical Arts Big Shot Is Back at Her Street Stall [Fortune-telling + ghost-catching + feng shui + powerful protagonist + no romance, thriving solo + gossip + episodic stories] The junior sister of the Zhengyang Sect, sealed away for a thousand years, wakes up reborn in the body of a girl whose parents don't care for her. The girl wants to go to school, so she'll have to earn her own tuition. So We 45.9kReads9.4Score6.5kShelves

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    It makes me laugh, it's a very interesting novel, a high-quality novel that you can stay up late to read [face covering] [laughing]. If you have a high laugh point, you must watch it to challenge how high your laugh point is [face covering]. One time I watched it while eating and almost couldn't hold my rice bowl! Mainly because it was so funny hahaha

12. 662 蛊 Gu Master Quick Transmigration: Scumbags, Be Sacrificed to Heaven! 蛊师快穿，渣男祭天！ Han Bai憨白Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + no CP + Gu master + an absolutely powerful female lead!] A domineering CEO? He's a scumbag who belongs behind bars. Use Gu to kill him! A master? He's a dirty old man preying on an innocent young woman and playing out a substitute romance. Use Gu to kill him! A crown prince? He's a heartless ingrate reincarnated. Use Gu to kill him! A war god? He's a poor-born man who marries for money, takes everything from his wife's family, then repays kindness with treachery. Use 17.1kReads9.5Score2.7kShelves

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    [Making faces] [Laughing awkwardly] [Cool] Gu Qing is an outstanding employee of the Quick Travel Bureau and was sent to the small world to fix loopholes and follow the plot. The system is relatively weak and mainly plays a supporting and complaining role. It is often said that "I am responsible for the quack". Gu Qing transformed into the interstellar goddess of war, but the original owner was framed by the reborn Little Green Tea. With his strong strength and wisdom, Gu Qing saw through Little Green Tea's conspiracy, successfully abused the scum, protected his reputation and status, and also solved some potential crises in the interstellar world, making the interstellar situation more stable.

13. 663 顶 Defying the Odds 顶风作案 Wild Bodhisattva野菩萨Modern Romance263k WordsCompleted [Print edition published: The Childhood Sweethearts Paradox] It all started when Ji Yanfeng accidentally flushed Su Wenji’s pet mouse down the toilet when they were kids. From then on, they saw each other as the biggest nuisances in their lives, and regarded each other as their fiercest rival and greatest enemy. If anyone thinks they’re childhood sweethearts who make a perfect couple, this is what happens Su Wenji: “Hahahahahahaha…” Ji Yanfeng: “Hmph.” Su Wenji: “Hahahahahahaha…” They were 23kReads9.2Score3.2kShelves

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    [Awkward laugh] [Cool] [Making faces] Ever since Ji Yanfeng accidentally flushed the little mouse raised by Su Wenyong into the toilet when they were young, the two of them have regarded each other as the biggest piece of shit on their growth paths, their biggest rivals and thorns in their side. On the road of love, the two of them also have a strong desire to win. The two of them have killed each other so many times, so even though they are both the best among people, with top-notch looks, [grimace], [awkward smile], and [make faces], their first love and romantic partner are both in vain.

14. 664 甜 Sweet Orange CC’s Ninth Book 甜橙cc的第9本书 Sweet Orange cc甜橙ccAncient Romance396k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous cultivation comedy + lighthearted daily life + strong female lead + satisfying revenge] Bailing transmigrates to the cultivation world, becoming a worm inside a spirit fruit and then evolving into a fly with immense strength. Faced with her miserable, unlucky fate, she vows to defy destiny. Armed with shameless determination, she kidnaps a strategy System. In just ten minutes, she completes a hundred thousand strategy missions, catapulting the bottom-ranked System to the top of the 272Reads9.1Score—Shelves

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    🔥个人觉得这本超搞笑，穿越成蛆，吃灵果进化苍蝇，绑架系统，爆揍猪儿虫，给恋爱脑女主挖恋爱脑，各种骚操作不断

15. 665 惊 Shock! After He Read Her Mind, Her Younger Uncle Started Making a Move on Her Man 惊！被读心后小叔他开始撬墙角啦 Three Bowls of Rice a Day一天三碗大米饭Modern Romance305k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book] [Mind-reading] [System] [Your Ex's Uncle] [Mutual Devotion] [A Useless System That Doesn't Follow the Plot] [Sweet Romance] [Comedy] Qu Xinning is punished by an OOC System after transmigrating into a book! Forced to play the lovesick fool for a scumbag for a whole month, she's finally reached the day she's been waiting for! She's going to secretly photograph the scumbag cheating with his unattainable first love! But she ends up hiding in the room of the scumbag's uncl 5.4kReads9.3Score902Shelves

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    🐱These books are really hilarious. They made me drool with laughter. They made me laugh so hard that I went crazy. I laughed so hard in the middle of the night that I wanted to have sex. 🐱🐱The heroine is so funny. She has a more venomous tongue than Mrs. Square and makes people tremble with anger. The male protagonist is even funnier, hahaha, I can't stop laughing!!! 🐱

16. 666 糟 Oh No, the Male Lead Heard the Villainess’s Inner Thoughts 糟糕恶毒女配的心声被男主听到了 Little Taro Boba芋泥小啵啵Modern Romance260k WordsCompleted The short drama is now streaming. [No-brainer comedy + doting romance + transmigration into a book + female supporting character + mind reading + office worker life + slice of life] Fu Jiaojiao transmigrates into an early-era CEO romance novel as a doomed female supporting character: Jin Lihan's secretary and the story's wicked villainess. “The story hasn't started yet. I still have a chance!” Fu Jiaojiao pats her chest, but how did the story turn into a disaster? An accident binds together two 19.9kReads8.9Score1.4kShelves
17. 667 豪 After the Tycoon Wife's Thoughts Are Read, the Melon Patch Is Full of Spies 豪门夫人被读心后，瓜田里都是猹 Leisurely and Carefree悠悠哉又哉Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [The Whole Family Hears Her Thoughts + Gossip + Everyone’s Darling + Wealthy Family + Showbiz] Ji Fei’s soul was accidentally summoned into the wrong body, and she transmigrated into a wealthy wife who was about to get divorced. [Oh wow! After the divorce, I’ll be rich, gorgeous, and single. Who needs a husband? Huh? I was framed… Divorce! Hurry up and divorce me! If they uncover the truth, I’ll never get away!] President Qin, who was about to sign the divorce papers: ??? Before long, the compan 24kReads9.2Score3.3kShelves
18. 668 新 After Our Wedding-Night Divorce, the God of War Prince Goes Mad Chasing Me 新婚夜和离后，战神王爷追疯了 Listening To Rain At Star Pond星池听雨Ancient Romance361k WordsCompleted [Hilarious power fantasy + ancient setting + transmigration + romance + sweet doting love + pocket dimension + both reborn + cultivation] Special agent Chu Zhaoning transmigrates, and things get downright absurd! Before she can even open her eyes, a masked bastard ambushes her from behind. She flies into a rage, and the consequences are serious. Without another word, she unleashes the secret move she has treasured for years: tickling his armpits. But the bastard is no pushover! Chu Zhaoning give 8.6kReads8.4Score996Shelves

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    This book will make you laugh so hard, it's really funny and beautiful

19. 669 重 Reborn in 1993: Dark Sea 重生1993，暗海 The Gods Want to Go Wild神想出去浪Urban1.9M WordsCompleted The physical edition of Wrathful Sea, Calm the Abyss is now available. Presales officially begin at 19:00 on October 11. [Reborn] [Mystery] [Undercover Agent] [Revenge] [Anti-Drug Operations] [Counterespionage] The golden finger is extremely weak, and he relies on his own abilities. This is a battle of wits between highly intelligent opponents, so you need to keep your brain switched on. There is no showing off and face-slapping! Ideal for veteran readers. If you understand it, you'll find it ve 321.9kReads9.6Score40.8kShelves

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    [Cool][Admiration][Shy] This is a masterpiece with a score of 9.9 In my heart. It started very well. An Xiaohai let out a pained groan and woke up from his coma. There was burning pain all over my body, especially the right chest, which was excruciatingly painful. The smell of urine filled the air, and the wet and hard concrete ground pressed against his cheek. The little bit of coldness made An Xiaohai's chaotic mind gradually clear up.

20. 670 身 I Command Countless Vengeful Ghosts, and Return as the Strongest in the World 身具万千厉鬼，我归来即人间最强 Clouds Can Smile云会笑Mystery1.4M WordsCompleted [Ghosts in the Book!] [Dark Tone!] [Villain Protagonist!] [Urban Supernatural!] [Horror Aesthetic!] [Invincible from the Start!] A sinister doll saws someone to pieces, a red-clad vengeful ghost claims lives at the airport, a hundred ghosts hunt people down along a ten-mile street, the dead rise again in a crematorium, and corpses dance wildly in an abandoned hospital... None of these things happened to me. They are all stories I wrote. My name is Yang Ning. I am an heir to the Ling Men, a profe 135.1kReads9.5Score12.6kShelves

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    [Admiration] [Smile] [Cool] Is there any reason not to read this book? I have thousands of powerful ghosts, and I will be the strongest in the world when I return. The person on the phone spoke with the accent of a middle-aged man. He tried his best to suppress the volume of his voice, as if he was afraid of causing too much noise. At the same time, there was an obvious cry in his voice, and he looked like he was extremely scared.

21. 671 穿 Reborn as the Little Cousin of the Real Heiress 穿成真千金的小族妹 The Hippo Who Loves Watermelon爱吃西瓜的小河马Modern Romance456k WordsCompleted [The animated series is now available!] You can submit adaptation requests at the bottom right of the novel-reading screen! [Though set in a period piece, this is actually a fictional world, so don’t overthink it. One important reminder: there is a romantic pairing!] [A friendly reminder: Don’t read this novel while putting your child to bed or in public. Your kid might wake up laughing or shaking with laughter. According to readers, some have spat water, tea, and cola, while others have sprayed 45.7kReads9.2Score5kShelves

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    The heroine travels from an interstellar warrior to the 1970s, and she abuses and slaps the scumbag in the face, making it hilarious.

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