Extremely Short, Extremely Angsty Stories 特短文章，特虐

1. 1701 别 Stay Out of the Basement! That’s Where Grandma and I Buried the Bodies 别去地下室！那是我和奶奶的埋尸地 Seventeen Moments拾柒拾光21k WordsCompleted Don’t Go Into the Basement! That’s Where Grandma and I Were Buried —Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 1702 叮 Ding! System Activated: Back to 1992 to Take Down My Gambling Uncle-in-Law 叮！系统激活，穿回1992手撕赌鬼姨父 Seventeen Moments拾柒拾光Modern Romance24k WordsCompleted Ding! System Activated: Back to 1992 to Tear My Gambling-Uncle-in-Law to Shreds —Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 1703 闺 My Best Friend Bought the House Across the Hall in Cash and Told Them Not to Tell Me 闺蜜全款买我对门，还叮嘱别告诉我 Seventeen Moments拾柒拾光34k WordsCompleted My best friend bought the house across from mine in cash, then told them not to let me know 10Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 1704 骗 I Told My Girlfriend I Was on Guard Duty, Then She Vanished on the Sixth Day 骗女友我在部队站岗，第六天她消失了 Seventeen Moments拾柒拾光Marriage & RomanceCompleted I lied to my girlfriend and said I was on sentry duty in the army. On the sixth day, she vanished —Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 1705 被 The One the Whole Company Mocked for Fixing Computers Was Actually Her Biggest Client 被全公司嘲笑修电脑的，竟是她最大的客户 Seventeen Moments拾柒拾光27k WordsCompleted The One Everyone at the Company Mocked for Fixing Computers Turned Out to Be Her Biggest Client 150Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 1706 档 A Police Academy Student with a Classified File 档案加密的警校生 Seventeen Moments拾柒拾光22k WordsCompleted A Police Academy Student with a Classified File 116Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 1707 把 I Dialed My Boss Thinking He Was My Husband, and the Arrogant Executive Nearly Died of Fear 把顶头上司当老公拨号，嚣张高管当场吓破了胆 Seventeen Moments拾柒拾光22k WordsCompleted He dialed his top boss by mistake, thinking she was his wife. The arrogant executive was terrified on the spot 99Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 1708 同 Everyone Looked Down on Me at the Class Reunion, Until My Driver Walked In 同学聚会被全场看不起，直到我的司机推门进来 Seventeen Moments拾柒拾光32k WordsCompleted Everyone at the Class Reunion Looked Down on Me, Until My Driver Walked Through the Door 459Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 1709 错 I Mistook the Female CEO for My Mom and Even Asked Her for Living Expenses 错把女总裁当亲妈，我还找她要生活费 Seventeen Moments拾柒拾光34k WordsCompleted I Mistook the Female CEO for My Mom, and Even Asked Her for Living Expenses 14Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 1710 藏 I Kept Eight Languages Secret for Three Years, Then My Boss Tested Me in German 藏了八门语言三年，老板用德语试探我 Seventeen Moments拾柒拾光30k WordsCompleted I kept my eight language skills hidden for three years. Then my boss tested me in German 92Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 1711 刷 I Teased a Cute Young Boy in a Video, So My Big Sister Packed Up a Top-Tier Star and Sent Him Over 刷视频调戏小正太，亲姐连夜打包顶流倒贴 Seventeen Moments拾柒拾光22k WordsCompleted Teasing a cute little boy while scrolling videos, my older sister packed up a top-tier star and sent him over to me overnight 23Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 1712 高 I Arrived 40 Minutes Late to the Gaokao, and the Whole Class Cried When They Learned I Was Already Number One in the Province 高考迟到四十分钟，全班痛哭我已是省第一 Seventeen Moments拾柒拾光26k WordsCompleted I arrived forty minutes late to the college entrance exam. The whole class was in tears, but I'd already ranked first in the province 1Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 1713 我 I Waited for You for 137 Years (1) 我等了你一百三十七年（1） Tang Tang de Pang Pang唐唐de胖胖Marriage & Romance73k WordsCompleted I Waited for You for 137 Years (1) 2Reads—Score—Shelves

    Reader note

    He waited for me for 137 years. I waited for him. Then I died. He buried me on the hill behind the village, and every day he would come to my grave and sit for a while. He sat there for decades, until he himself was buried there. Later, our daughter was also buried here. Our daughter's daughter was also buried here. On that hillside, all those buried are people who waited their whole lives.

14. 1714 我 I Waited for You for 137 Years (2) 我等了你一百三十七年（2） Tang Tang de Pang Pang唐唐de胖胖39k WordsCompleted I Waited for You for 137 Years (2) —Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 1715 古 The Substitute Bride: Shadow of a Hidden Fragrance 《替嫁：暗香浮影》（古风悬疑权谋文） Ding Cheng of Hokkaido Island桦太岛的丁城Marriage & Romance12k WordsCompleted The Bride Swap: Shadows of Fragrance (a historical mystery and political intrigue novel) 1Reads—Score—Shelves

    Reader note

    My darlings, I've pushed it!

16. 1716 破 An Unprecedented Start from the Start 破天荒开局 Ding Cheng of Hokkaido Island桦太岛的丁城30k WordsCompleted An unprecedented start —Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 1717 背 The Price of Betrayal and Trust 背刺与信任的代价 Ding Cheng of Hokkaido Island桦太岛的丁城24k WordsCompleted The Price of Betrayal and Trust —Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 1718 完 The Perfect Family Agreement 《完美家庭协议》 Ding Cheng of Hokkaido Island桦太岛的丁城19k WordsCompleted The Perfect Family Agreement —Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 1719 他 His Potted Plant Came to Life 他的盆栽成精了 Ding Cheng of Hokkaido Island桦太岛的丁城11k WordsCompleted His Potted Plant Gained a Mind of Its Own 1Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 1720 社 After I Quiet Quit, the Whole Company Started Shipping Me with My Nemesis 社畜摆烂后，全公司磕我和死对头CP Ding Cheng of Hokkaido Island桦太岛的丁城Marriage & Romance6k WordsCompleted After I Gave Up Trying at Work, the Whole Company Started Shipping Me with My Nemesis 4Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 1721 算 The Abacus That Subdues Evil 算盘镇煞 Ding Cheng of Hokkaido Island桦太岛的丁城9k WordsCompleted The Abacus Town's Evil-Dispelling Charm —Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 1722 自 My Own Name 自己的名字 Ding Cheng of Hokkaido Island桦太岛的丁城17k WordsCompleted My Own Name —Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 1723 走 With Nowhere Left to Turn, I Chose to Give Up 走投无路，我选择放弃 Ding Cheng of Hokkaido Island桦太岛的丁城6k WordsCompleted With Nowhere Left to Turn, I Choose to Give Up —Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 1724 女 The Supporting Actress Strikes Back: After He Dies, I Go on a Killing Spree 女配逆袭：他死后我杀疯了 Ding Cheng of Hokkaido Island桦太岛的丁城8k WordsCompleted The Villainess Fights Back: After He Dies, I Go on a Killing Spree —Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 1725 体 In the Public Sector, I Settle for Second Best 体制内，我退而求其次 Ding Cheng of Hokkaido Island桦太岛的丁城11k WordsCompleted In the System, I Settled for Second Best —Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 1726 体 Inside and Outside the System: The Invisible Wall 体制内外之无形的墙 Ding Cheng of Hokkaido Island桦太岛的丁城11k WordsCompleted Inside and Outside the System: The Invisible Wall —Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 1727 体 The Public Sector: Above the Clouds 体制:青云之上 Ding Cheng of Hokkaido Island桦太岛的丁城17k WordsCompleted The System: Above the Azure Clouds 1Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 1728 他 On His Birthday, She Starved to Death in Their Rented Room 他生日那天，她饿死在出租屋 Huaibin Bamboo淮滨竹10k WordsCompleted On His Birthday, She Starved to Death in a Rented Room 15Reads—Score—Shelves

    Reader note

    A particularly heart-wrenching short story. Ji Mian's ten-year unrequited love failed to win Zhou Xubai's heart, ultimately resulting in her starving to death in her rented apartment on his birthday. 😢😢😢 Zhou Xubai had grown accustomed to Ji Mian's love but refused to acknowledge it until he heard of her death, at which point he vaguely remembered her good qualities. 😠

29. 1729 洛 The Luo River Falls Silent: After Torturing His Wife, the Mad Emperor Coughs Up Blood Night After Night 洛水无声：疯批帝王虐妻后夜夜吐血 Snow Goose of Vancouver温哥华的雪雁Marriage & Romance19k WordsCompleted Luoshui Wusheng: The Deranged Emperor Abuses His Wife, Then Coughs Up Blood Every Night 24Reads—Score—Shelves

    Reader note

    Short, painful, and masochistic – all three are true.

30. 1730 灵 Blessed by the Spirit Snake 灵蛇佑 Bamboo Heart Reflecting Snow竹心映雪25k WordsCompleted Blessed by the Spirit Snake 4Reads—Score—Shelves

    Reader note

    Several very touching stories!

31. 1731 半 Half a Spring Embroidery, Half a Lifetime Longing for You 半剪绣春，半生念君 Bamboo Heart Reflecting Snow竹心映雪10k WordsCompleted Half-Finished Spring Embroidery, a Lifetime Missing You 7Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 1732 我 You Were in My Dreams 我的梦里有个你 Bamboo Heart Reflecting Snow竹心映雪8k WordsCompleted You’re in My Dreams 3Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 1733 风 Wind Over Liangshan, Clouds Over Erhai 风过凉山，云散洱海 Bamboo Heart Reflecting Snow竹心映雪Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted The Wind Crosses Liangshan, the Clouds Clear Over Erhai 2Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 1734 哥 My Brother Got Engaged to the Person Who Bullied Me 哥哥和霸凌我的人订了婚 An Yanzhi安颜知9k WordsCompleted My Brother Got Engaged to the Person Who Bullied Me 3Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 1735 国 A Female Bodhisattva Arrives at the Duke's Estate, Driving Her Mother-in-Law Sick with Rage 国公府来了个女菩萨，婆母气病了 Empress Zetian泽天女皇Ancient Romance12k WordsCompleted A Female Bodhisattva Arrives at the Duke's Mansion, and Her Mother-in-Law Falls Ill from Anger 181Reads—Score—Shelves

    Reader note

    Beautiful! Highly recommended!

36. 1736 老 My Husband Died of Illness and Left Everything to a Strange Woman 老公病亡，把所有财产给了一个陌生女人 Fifty-Year-Old Immortal五十老仙Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted My Husband Died of Illness and Left All His Assets to a Strange Woman 2Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 1737 温 A Gentle Trap: I Was Blinded by Lust 温柔陷阱，我被“色”字迷了眼 Fifty-Year-Old Immortal五十老仙6k WordsCompleted A Tender Trap: The Word "Lust" Blinded Me 17Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 1738 虐 After Abusing His Wife, the Scumbag Went Mad and Ran to a Farmer's House to Fight Pigs for Their Feed 虐妻之渣男疯了，跑到农户家抢猪食吃 Waiting for Dawn at Night夜等待黎明16k WordsCompleted After abusing his wife, the scumbag went mad and ran to a farmer's house to steal pig feed and eat it 28Reads—Score—Shelves

    Reader note

    [Facepalm][Facepalm][Facepalm]

39. 1739 凶 The Haunted House: The Midnight Wind Chime Murders 凶宅之午夜风铃杀人事件 Fifty-Year-Old Immortal五十老仙8k WordsCompleted The Haunted House: The Midnight Wind Chime Murders 4Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 1740 言 Romance Short Story: Because I Love, I Love 言情短篇《因为爱所以爱》 Waiting for Dawn at Night夜等待黎明6k WordsCompleted Because I Love You: A Romance Novella 31Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 1741 胆 Cowards, Keep Out: A Courier Battles Sadako 胆小鬼勿进：快递员大战女鬼贞子 Fifty-Year-Old Immortal五十老仙8k WordsCompleted Cowards Keep Out: The Courier vs. Sadako, the Ghost 7Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 1742 我 I Won the Year-End Grand Prize, but My Boss Turned Into a Chameleon 我抽中了年终大奖，老板却成了变色龙 Fifty-Year-Old Immortal五十老仙6k WordsCompleted I Won the Year-End Grand Prize, but My Boss Turned into a Chameleon 1Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 1743 豪 The Hidden Secrets of the Wealthy 豪门的隐秘 Fifty-Year-Old Immortal五十老仙8k WordsCompleted The Secrets of the Wealthy 2Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 1744 自 Since Ancient Times, Forbidden Affairs Have Ended in Death: A Fateful Bond 自古奸情出人命之孽缘锁 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭8k WordsCompleted A Fateful Bond: Where Forbidden Affairs Have Always Led to Bloodshed 8.7kReads—Score137Shelves

    Reader note

    Short is recommended!!!

45. 1745 旅 A Travel Test: I Lost My Perfect Boyfriend 旅游测试，我弄丢了满分男友 Fifty-Year-Old Immortal五十老仙Marriage & Romance11k WordsCompleted A travel test made me lose my perfect boyfriend 4Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 1746 山 Classic of Mountains and Seas: A Bestiary of Strange Beasts 山海经.异兽录 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭Mystery6k WordsCompleted The Classic of Mountains and Seas: Record of Strange Beasts 1.1kReads—Score—Shelves
47. 1747 穿 A Love Across a Thousand Years 穿越千年的旷世之恋 Fifty-Year-Old Immortal五十老仙Ancient Romance14k WordsCompleted A Love That Transcends a Thousand Years 2Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 1748 春 A Spring Breeze Brings Beauty 春风渡佳人 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭7k WordsCompleted Spring Breeze Carries a Beauty Across 1.5kReads—Score—Shelves
49. 1749 其 You Don't Have to Be So Perfect 其实你不用那么完美 Fifty-Year-Old Immortal五十老仙Marriage & Romance12k WordsCompleted You don't actually have to be so perfect 1Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 1750 我 Those Years I Spent in Dongguan 我在东莞那些年 Jin Wuming of the Celestial Secrets Institute天机院的金无铭6k WordsCompleted My Years in Dongguan 1.4kReads—Score—Shelves

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