Different types of hilarious articles, don't miss them! [Flying kiss][Flowing kiss] Alternative sweet pet [Thinking][Thinking] Funny, you deserve it! The millennium-old ancestor Yunqing was deeply loved by his master, brothers and apprentices. He took in seven apprentices and took care of him for the rest of his life. However, he was mortgaged by his incompetent apprentice [face covering] [face covering] to mortgage the Taoist temple. He was forced to wake up. When he woke up, his merits, gold, silver and jewelry were all gone. He had no choice but to tell fortunes and fortune-telling under the overpass to make money. As a result, he was kidnapped by [crying] [crying] urban management as soon as he arrived...
The heroine is so funny. She has a sharp mouth and a sharp tongue. She can make dead people crawl out of their graves. In some places, she almost laughs to death. She likes the heroine to criticize people, and she is merciless when dealing with the father of the original heroine! 🏆🌸💫 "Dad, when it comes to death, you are still alive and well, as long as you are old and young. I don't dare to die first. Our Gu family values the most important rules when it comes to passing down poems and books. Otherwise, it would be disrespectful to my father!"
A funny article that makes you cramp from laughing! Laughing until midnight, I was twisted in a knot on the bed! The heroine is very sublime, not internally conflicted, very stress-relieving, and ridiculously funny! ① She was stabbed in the back by a scumbag and was sent to the hospital by an extreme CP fan as soon as she was wearing a book. The heroine went crazy on the spot and uttered wild words in the live broadcast room! Fans who entered by mistake were shocked! The male protagonist has a strange brain circuit, and he is actually on the same frequency as the female protagonist. In the end...
The protagonist is a sixth man, his subordinates are a bunch of funny guys, and the system is even more unreliable! There are constant reversals and lots of laughs!
Choice outweighs hard work. It's hard to make money from living people, so try another track to make money from dead people. @ Douchengbaye In recent years, the economy has been in a downturn, and anyone who is a little ambitious has already gone into debt. It's true that the harder you work, the poorer you become... I am currently in such an embarrassing situation. They say that if a man has no money, he can even breathe wrongly. I didn't think so before, but now I feel the same way. Of course, you can't blame women for being realistic. After all, a man like me who is unemployed and still owes a lot of debt would have to run away. "I don't blame you..." I said to Wang Yao, "Who said I can't make money now!" "Three years in high school, four years in college, eight years in marriage..." She frowned, "Actually, you didn't lose anything, you've already made a lot of money!" "You made a profit? I didn't expect... You actually regarded our love as a business!" "Although it sounds unpleasant, I at least saved you a lot of overnight expenses..." "Overnight expenses?!" "Don't you need to pay when you go to a hotel to eat?" In fact, Wang Yao's family's financial situation is not good, far behind mine, so from high school to college, I would spend half of my living expenses to subsidize her. It was hard for her to graduate from college, but her major was difficult to find a job in. In the end, she barely found a job, but the salary was very low. She had no income in the first place, but she actually wanted to spend money in revenge. Anyway, I lost count of how many times I helped her pay off her credit card. Now that I think about it, I did spend a lot of money during the fifteen years I was with her. It is said that husband and wife are birds of the same forest, and they fly away when disaster strikes, but now she bites me back and accuses me of being a freeloader. Isn't this a bastard? I don't care how much money I spend on her. After all, she and I have real feelings. As a very emotional man, I don't care what she thinks. Anyway, I have had a clear conscience for the past fifteen years. "It pains me to say that... As if I haven't spent money on you..." "Okay, even if you spend money..." "What do you mean I spent money!" I cut her off, "I have spent money, and a lot of it!" "Okay, I admit that you loved me very much before, and you did spend a lot of money on me..." She nodded in agreement, and then glanced at the man standing next to her. "But you never made me feel comfortable!" She said to me suddenly. "Comfortable?!" "I'm embarrassed to say it anyway, you just can't do it anyway!" I saw the man standing next to her couldn't help but snicker, and I probably guessed what she meant. "That's what you mean!" I said to her. "Otherwise, what do you think?" "When I heard you say this, I really wanted to slap you. Wouldn't your conscience hurt if you lied?" I couldn't help but sneer, "I won't say how violent it was, but you know it very well!" "No comparison, no harm!" She glanced at the man next to her, "Anyway, I haven't been in contact with other men..." "Don't you blush when you lie now? Don't think I don't know..." I was about to say something, but she interrupted, "Your image..." "My image?" I touched my face, "Don't you like the way I look with a beard? You said it's sexy! Besides, even if I don't shave, as long as I'm not blind..." "You say I'm blind?" "Anyway, your aesthetics have dropped very low now!" "I admit that you are tall and handsome compared to him!" "You've got to be honest! You know I'm not even remotely handsome compared to that loser!" "But so what? You can't make a living if you're handsome!" "Once a man has no money, all his so-called advantages turn into disadvantages..." I couldn't help but sigh a few times, "So you are determined to go with him today, right?" "You know me, I want to eat well, wear well..." She became serious, "Look at how bad you are now that you can't even take out five yuan in your pocket, you must not be able to support me..." "I'm hiding in the car, holding champagne in my hand..." I don't know what I'm humming, "You must think it's a rat!" "A rat?!" The man suddenly said, "So every time we..." "Yes, I'm hiding under the bed!" "No wonder I feel so nervous in this room... It turns out you are crying secretly!" "They say men don't shed tears easily. Do you think I'm jealous of you when I cry?" I rolled my eyes at him, "You're overthinking, I'll be honest, you're the only one..." "Brother, I..." The man wanted to explain, but Wang Yao hurriedly stepped forward to explain, "If he really can't do it, then we can be sisters in the future..." "Sister... Sister?!" After hearing her shocking remarks, I almost spit out my lunch meal. It is said that men are most afraid of others saying that they are not good enough, especially the woman next to them. I don't know how the man standing next to her feels. "Can you bear this?" I said to the man with some ill intentions. "I..." The man didn't know what to say, but Wang Yao seemed extremely excited. "You're already dozens of years old!" She stared at me with wide eyes, "Why are you still so naive!" "Am I naive?!" "Don't you understand now?" "What do you understand?" "A rich man hides all his ugliness! A man who has no money is nothing... Don't you understand such a simple truth?" She then touched the man's cheek with her hand, "Although he is old and ugly, he is rich enough!" "Can money really buy everything?" "Anyway, I can't live without money!" "I always thought there was a true relationship between us..." "But love without money is worthless!" "Money, money, money... Why are you thinking about money now?" I suddenly felt a pain in my head. Why didn't I realize that she was such a person before? Now I really regret it. "Firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar, tea..." She said confidently, "What can you do for free now?" "But you weren't like this before!" "Then you weren't a coward before either..." ...
Choice outweighs hard work. It's hard to make money from living people, so try another track to make money from dead people. @ Douchengbaye In recent years, the economy has been in a downturn, and anyone who is a little ambitious has already gone into debt. It's true that the harder you work, the poorer you become... I am currently in such an embarrassing situation. They say that if a man has no money, he can even breathe wrongly. I didn't think so before, but now I feel the same way. Of course, you can't blame women for being realistic. After all, a man like me who is unemployed and still owes a lot of debt would have to run away. "I don't blame you..." I said to Wang Yao, "Who said I can't make money now!" "Three years in high school, four years in college, eight years in marriage..." She frowned, "Actually, you didn't lose anything, you've already made a lot of money!" "You made a profit? I didn't expect... You actually regarded our love as a business!" "Although it sounds unpleasant, I at least saved you a lot of overnight expenses..." "Overnight expenses?!" "Don't you need to pay when you go to a hotel to eat?" In fact, Wang Yao's family's financial situation is not good, far behind mine, so from high school to college, I would spend half of my living expenses to subsidize her. It was hard for her to graduate from college, but her major was difficult to find a job in. In the end, she barely found a job, but the salary was very low. She had no income in the first place, but she actually wanted to spend money in revenge. Anyway, I lost count of how many times I helped her pay off her credit card. Now that I think about it, I did spend a lot of money during the fifteen years I was with her. It is said that husband and wife are birds of the same forest, and they fly away when disaster strikes, but now she bites me back and accuses me of being a freeloader. Isn't this a bastard? I don't care how much money I spend on her. After all, she and I have real feelings. As a very emotional man, I don't care what she thinks. Anyway, I have had a clear conscience for the past fifteen years. "It hurts me when you say that... As if I haven't spent money on you..." "Okay, even if you spend money..." "What do you mean I spent money!" I cut her off, "I have spent money, and a lot of it!" "Okay, I admit that you loved me very much before, and you did spend a lot of money on me..." She nodded in agreement, and then glanced at the man standing next to her. "But you never made me feel comfortable!" She said to me suddenly. "Comfortable?!" "I'm embarrassed to say it anyway, you just can't do it anyway!" I saw the man standing next to her couldn't help but snicker, and I probably guessed what she meant. "That's what you mean!" I said to her. "Otherwise, what do you think?" "When I heard you say this, I really wanted to slap you. Wouldn't your conscience hurt if you lied?" I couldn't help but sneered, "I won't say how violent it was, but you know it very well!" "No comparison, no harm!" She glanced at the man next to her, "Anyway, I haven't been in contact with other men..." "Don't you blush when you lie now? Don't think I don't know..." I was about to say something, but she interrupted, "Your image..." "My image?" I touched my face, "Don't you like the way I look with a beard? You said it's sexy! Besides, even if I don't shave, as long as I'm not blind..." "You say I'm blind?" "Anyway, your aesthetics have dropped very low now!" "I admit that you are tall and handsome compared to him!" "You've got to be honest! You know I'm not even remotely handsome compared to that loser!" "But so what? You can't make a living if you're handsome!" "Once a man has no money, all his so-called advantages turn into disadvantages..." I couldn't help but sigh a few times, "So you are determined to go with him today, right?" "You know me, I want to eat well, wear well..." She became serious, "Look at how bad you are now that you can't even take out five yuan in your pocket, you must not be able to support me..." "I'm hiding in the car, holding champagne in my hand..." I don't know what I'm humming, "You must think it's a rat!" "A rat?!" The man suddenly said, "So every time we..." "Yes, I'm hiding under the bed!" "No wonder I feel so nervous in this room... It turns out you are crying secretly!" "They say men don't shed tears lightly. Do you think I'm jealous of you when I cry?" I rolled my eyes at him, "You're overthinking, I'll be honest, you're the only one..." "Brother, I..." The man wanted to explain, but Wang Yao hurriedly stepped forward to explain, "If he really can't do it, then we can be sisters in the future..." "Sister... Sister?!" After hearing her shocking remarks, I almost spit out my lunch meal. It is said that men are most afraid of others saying that they are not good enough, especially the woman next to them. I don't know how the man standing next to her feels. "Can you bear this?" I said to the man with some ill intentions. "I..." The man didn't know what to say, but Wang Yao seemed extremely excited. "You're already dozens of years old!" She stared at me with wide eyes, "Why are you still so naive!" "Am I naive?!" "Don't you understand now?" "What do you understand?" "A rich man hides all his ugliness! A man who has no money is nothing... Don't you understand such a simple truth?" She then touched the man's cheek with her hand, "Although he is old and ugly, he is rich enough!" "Can money really buy everything?" "Anyway, I can't live without money!" "I always thought there was a true relationship between us..." "But love without money is worthless!" "Money, money, money... Why are you thinking about money now?" I suddenly felt a pain in my head. Why didn't I realize that she was such a person before? Now I really regret it. "Firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar, tea..." She said confidently, "What can you do for free now?" "But you weren't like this before!" "Then you weren't a coward before either..." ...
This this! Throwing a stone into the water makes the fish shake. Shitou in the past: People will develop and the rain will shine, but I am a bastard. Later Shitou: Fate let me go, but we will be lucky to meet each other for the rest of my life.
Pick up a nine-tailed fox at the beginning, but the Demon King won't leave. Relaxing, comedy, daily funny slow-paced cultivation of immortality [laughs][laughs]
Very nice! ! ! The heroine slaps her in the face like crazy in the front, but the whole thing is a cool novel, with a little bit of emotion from the hero, and then I start writing later. The characters that the heroine changed are very funny, making people laugh. I am very discerning, this is the only book that I think is comparable to Xie Mi's book, but the subject matter is different, but they are all the same. The recommendation index is five stars, it is very good-looking! ! !
My funny treasures of sand sculptures. ☑️Being stabbed to death by love brain. As soon as you open your eyes, you are in hell mode. You have no time to adapt. As soon as you get there, you will be drugged at a banquet. ☑️I was asked to follow the plot to compete with the original heroine and immediately went on strike. I chose to take advantage of the halo of the male protagonist to compete with the original male protagonist. ☑️A sweet-tempered person with a small mouth and arsenic smeared with arsenic, the dominant heroine in the entertainment industry. ✖️Calm and rational, and I want to be a lawyer. ☑️Sweet and refreshing, not sad at all. The female protagonist just wants to save her life, while the male protagonist is crazy about love and extremely possessive.
Oops! What kind of super invincible little cutie is this? She's cute and fierce at the same time, and she's also super protective of her shortcomings. She has a full sense of justice, and she won't show any mercy when she slaps people in the face and abuses them all the way. One book is completed and the other is a sequel. I really like Little Chenyu.
I really like the way the male protagonist in the book waits obsessively, devotes all his efforts, and finally embraces the beauty. The taste of sweet love makes him take a big mouthful of dog food [laughing]