People Will Be Prosperous and the Rain Will Be Sunny, but I Am a Bastard

[Funny abstract bastard x unlucky and poisonous young man]·Signed·HE The tortoise who has been practicing for three thousand years has survived the thunder tribulation but failed to survive the fate of being stoned to death. The tortoise was stoned to death, and when he opened his eyes again, he became the "Shitou", a has-been actress in the entertainment industry. Bastard:... I hate stones, they prevent me from becoming an immortal, we are irreconcilable! Probably because of her bastard physique, since she appeared on the variety show, weird things like "making wishes and manifesting spirits" have happened frequently. Assistant: You still want to return to the public eye. How ridiculous. Snap, half of the big fang was broken. Black fan: If what you say is true, I will eat it directly. The next second he fell from the toilet, his mouth still open. So # investmentwitchcraftcurseallguests# became the top trending search topic. Next, hot searches continued: #INDIA MOTORCYCLE REAL VERSION, #STEAMINGUndercover black fan was reported by a real fan, #sometimes female artist stole the underwear of a male guest... Shi Tou has always felt that being a human being is quite boring. People's hearts are inherently separated from the belly, and she still has a turtle shell. Until something went wrong and someone made a wish for her to travel through time. So Shi Tou protected the crying "little stone". Well, it's kind of fun to be human once in a while. Xiao Shitou's real name is Yu Jinglan. He has been a real-life "unlucky bear" since he was a child, so he hopes that "bastard" who transcends scientific principles can be lucky. The story may be cliche, but redemption is never the source of love. Shi Tou made him fall in love with him little by little based on his ability. "Long time no see" People will prosper and rain will shine, and meeting each other will be a blessing for the rest of our lives. Hope we all have a better future