Hey Everyone, Any Funny Urban Novels? 大家伙的，有什么搞笑的都市文吗？
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Three Kingdoms: From the Start, the Zhen Family Mocks Me, So I Conquer Hebei 三国：开局甄家嘲讽，我杀穿河北
Reborn in the Three Kingdoms era, Cao Shuo activated the System to win back the one he loved most. He began by following Cao Cao in Yanzhou. He fought a million Yellow Turban soldiers, recruited Lu Bu, destroyed Zhang Xiu, and crushed Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei. At the Battle of Guandu, he rode across Hebei, massacred a hundred thousand of Yuan Shao's troops, and earned the title of the Han Dynasty's God of War in the Northern Campaigns.
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Immortality: I Sell My Lifespan to a Demon, and Become Invincible 长生；把寿命卖给魔头，我无敌了
Lu Li transmigrated and gained an infinite lifespan, only to be imprisoned in the deepest level of the Heavenly Prison. He thought he would spend his life there in obscurity, but then discovered that the prison held many fiendish masters whose lifespans were nearly at an end. So Lu Li began trading his own years of life with them. “Lu Li, can I trade my supreme demonic body for three years of your life?” asked the Supreme Demon Lord. “Lu Li, I’ll teach you the forbidden arts of the Ancient Gods
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Reborn, I Refuse to Be a Sap: From the Start, I Put My Mother-in-Law in Her Place 重生不当接盘侠，开局打脸丈母娘
In his previous life, everyone envied Zhao Guoqing for marrying a woman from the city. Not long after she moved in, she gave him a big, chubby baby boy. She was beautiful and had a salary, yet didn’t look down on him for being from the countryside! Only Zhao Guoqing, reborn, understood that his calculating wife was looking for someone to raise another man’s child! She’d picked him because his rural family was honest and easy to manipulate, hoping to find a cheap dad for the bastard in her belly!
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To Break Off the Engagement, I Made the Ice-Cold CEO Cry 为退婚，我把冰山总裁祸害哭了
He spent ten years on the battlefield and had a million followers. The day he died in battle, alarms sounded, flags flew at half-mast, and the whole nation mourned. Zhang Ruoyu glances at the TV, where his own funeral is being held with full national honors, then turns to the icy fiancée pressuring him to marry her. "If you want to marry me, we need to agree on three rules." "First, you mustn't fall in love with me over time." "Second, we can share a room, but we won't share a bed." "Third, you
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Writing a Diary in Journey to the West, I Drove Sister Guanyin Crazy 人在西游写日记，观音姐姐疯掉了
Lu Minglan transmigrates into the world of Journey to the West. Faced with this tangled, complicated world, he is utterly panicked. First, he sets himself a modest goal: stay cautious and keep a low profile until he becomes a Saint. Fortunately, he gets a Diary System from the start. All he has to do is write in his diary every day to earn rewards. Not only does he set foot on the Great Dao, he also becomes the Hongmeng Saint Venerable of the Great Dao, with beautiful women all around him and
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Online Game: I Shocked the Three Realms with One Punch from the Start 网游之开局我一拳震惊三界
[Lighthearted and Funny] + [Online Game] + [Xianxia] + [Journey to the West] + [Honghuang] + [No Heroines] + [Golden Finger] Alternate title 2: “Online Game: He's the Fourth Biggest Rebel in the Heavenly Court” Alternate title 3: “Online Game: From the Start, One Punch Shook the Three Realms” I'm not good at writing a blurb. Read the story instead. While the other players are still struggling in the mortal realm, the protagonist has already ascended to the Heavenly Court to become a celestial of
7.8kReads9.2Score796Shelves
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Fellow Daoist, Got Any Spirit Stones on You? 道友：身上有灵石否？
[No System + traditional fantasy + master schemer + many women + decisive and ruthless + lighthearted power fantasy] In front of a crowd, he gets hit with the classic broken-engagement scene. The protagonist, Gu Feng, smiles faintly: “Hey, you. I don’t mind you breaking off the engagement. But first, let’s work out the breakup compensation!” He takes out a golden abacus. Having prepared for this, he turns the tables and extorts four million spirit stones from his fiancée. “Ex, no, sucker, take c
10.5kReads8.2Score1.3kShelves
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Xuanhuan: A Sword Immortal Raising Four Kids from the Start, Unrivaled Under Heaven 玄幻：剑仙开局养四娃，举世无敌
[Swordsmanship + Lighthearted Daily Life + Younger Siblings + Strategy + Dynastic Conflict + Passion + A World of Cause and Effect] “Boy, you’ve been thrown into the game all alone. Are you afraid?” “Afraid? I’ve got four little side accounts and one cheat. Even if the Heavenly Dao showed up, it would have to bow down. What do I have to be afraid of?” Ye Tingmu accidentally transmigrates to the Changhe Continent with a copy of The Art of War, adopts four children at the very start, and awakens a
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While Li Hanyi Is Still Naive, I'll Sweet-Talk Her into Being My Wife 趁李寒衣青涩，忽悠她做老婆
[One female lead, super sweet, lighthearted and funny, devoted wife-lover] After transmigrating to the world of The Blood of Youth, Li Zizai becomes Lei Mengsha's adopted son and unexpectedly awakens the "Devoted Wife-Lover" System. The more he dotes on his wife, the stronger he becomes! And so, gazing at the adorable Li Hanyi, who looks like a porcelain doll, Li Zizai begins his plan to spoil her, showering her with affection every step of the way! Then he keeps spoiling her until she reaches t
8.3kReads9.0Score630Shelves
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Village Chief: All My Villagers Are Invincible Big Shots 村长：我的村民都是无敌大佬
After the college entrance exams ended, Wang Xiao transmigrated to a place called Chaos Village. The laws here were chaotic and the rules upside down. There were ants as big as mountains, octopuses that burrowed underground, and saber-toothed tigers as timid as mice... The village was full of big shots: an elven queen, the Empress of Yaochi, the God of Wealth, an Invincible God of War, the Supreme Sword Master... Wang Xiao was shocked to discover that these big shots were all his villagers. And
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Great Tang’s Divine Spoiled Brat 大唐之神级败家子
Zhao Chen transmigrates to the Tang dynasty with a System and originally plans to take life easy. In his spare time, he’ll farm and fish. But one day, a middle-aged man calling himself Old Li suddenly shows up and says he wants to take Zhao Chen back to the palace to become crown prince. Zhao Chen: “Being crown prince sounds boring. How about I provide the know-how and you provide the money, and we start by doing some blacksmithing at home?” Old Li waves his hand grandly. “Blacksmithing sounds g
2.5kReads8.3Score223Shelves
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Ming Dynasty Tyrant: I’ll Extend the Dynasty’s Reign by 300 Years 大明暴君，我为大明续运三百年
[Political intrigue]+ [Passionate]+ [Struggle for supremacy]+ [Ruthless]+ [No System] “Zhu Youjian, go in peace. Everything you had will be inherited by me, Ye Xuan. From this day on, I am the sixteenth emperor of the Ming Dynasty, Chongzhen. I swear here: Those you, Zhu Youjian, could not kill, I, Chongzhen, will kill. What you, Zhu Youjian, could not accomplish, I, Chongzhen, will accomplish. Li Zicheng and Zhang Xianzhong are rebelling? Then it depends on whether I give them the chance! The J
111.9kReads9.2Score33.5kShelves
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Villain: My Little Brother is the Chosen One 反派：我的弟弟是天选之子
"Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain
387.3kReads9.5Score70.1kShelves
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I’m Lin Tutu! Starting Today, I’m Rising to the Top 我！林兔兔！从今日开始崛起
[Spiritual qi revival + System + urban life + comedy] Lin Qiu is chosen by 9527 and reborn two minutes in the past. From then on, he can awaken a new skill every day. He thinks he’s about to reach the pinnacle of life, but who could have guessed his skills would all involve spreading seeds, fertilizing, and breeding? What kind of ridiculous skills are these? Where are the promised X-ray vision and space powers?
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Addicted to Courting Death! King Yama: Are You Going to Die or Not? 作死成瘾！阎王：你到底死不死？
[Urban Fantasy + System + Comedy + Reckless Antics] "Ding! Host, can you tone it down a little? The System can barely keep covering for you!" "A classmate gets falsely accused after helping someone up, and you get asked to defend him. So what do you do? You turn around and sue your own school! You nearly got the judge sent to prison, too!" "The campus belle has a twin sister, right? You keep staring at her every day. Your eyes are practically glued to her. How could you bring yourself to do that
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Thriller Game: I'm the Lustful Ghost 惊悚游戏：色鬼竟是我自己
[Horror World + System + Devoted Female Ghosts + Horror Academy + Horror Invasion] From the start, he awakened a lecherous ghost System and began gathering female ghosts from across the land into his harem. The shameless protagonist is always doing outrageous things. He's no saint, and he'll kick anyone who crosses him.
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Showbiz: I Asked You to Be Down-to-Earth, Not to Fake a Death 娱乐：让你接地气，没让你接白活
[Reborn + showbiz + comedy + singing god] (Other shows will feature later, including Back to Field and Become a Farmer!) Reborn in a parallel world, Lin Luo becomes a handsome young heartthrob. After signing with Jiaxin Media, owned by Yang Mi, he turns into the kind of slacker who’ll lie flat rather than sit up. Fed up with his lack of ambition, Boss Yang wants Lin Luo to rebuild his reputation and become more down-to-earth, so she signs Lin Yuan up for a reality show about everyday life. On th
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My Path to Immortality! 我的修真之路！
“What? You're saying I'm the Spirit Realm Immortal Venerable from 500 years ago?” The man before him earnestly explains, “Wan Ling, do you really not remember anything?” The young man glances at him. “I don't know any Immortal Venerable. You must've read too many novels!” I'm just a second-year high school student...
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