Looking for Books That’ll Make Me Laugh Myself Into a Pretzel in Bed at Midnight 求半夜看可以在床上笑了扭成蛆的
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After I Transmigrated into a Book, My Top-Tier Star's Nemesis Became My Biggest Fan 穿书后,顶流死对头成了我的老婆粉
[Sweet Romance + Face-Slapping] Top-tier star and singer-dancer Luo Chiqing transmigrates into a novel written by his own assistant and becomes an obscure C-list celebrity. At their very first meeting, his sworn rival kisses him, and then, while he is on a competition reality show, some shameless jerk keeps flirting with him and forcing them to fake a couple's relationship for publicity! His rival is afflicted with a deadly poison that flares up every month, and holding Luo Chiqing is the only w
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The Short-Tempered Prince’s Tearful Little Darling Is Sweet and Adorable 暴躁王爷的小哭包又奶又甜
[Sweet Romance] Su Fuliu, the most popular courtesan at Wangyou House, bends over backward for five hundred taels of gold, hoping to use his “beauty” to conquer Prince Ting, whose notoriously short temper precedes him. He thinks he can handle it, but Prince Ting's unpredictable moods reduce him to a sniveling wreck. “Waaah, Your Highness is so scary! I want to go home, I want to go back to Wangyou House!” “Fine, fine. This prince will try to keep it under control from now on.” And yet, the snive
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Help! The Violent Demon Lord Clings to Him Every Day, Begging for a Bedtime Story 救命!暴戾魔君每天粘着他要哄睡
(One-on-one romance + past and present lives + goofy comedy + sweet pampering) Tang Xiu was a time traveler who got in over his head and was forced to bind himself to a System that made him experience the hardships of human life. System: Beep. Lovely weather today. How about falling off a cliff? System: Beep. Not a cloud in the sky. How about tripping on flat ground? System: Beep. Clear skies all around. How about drinking some cold water and choking on it? At first, Tang Xiu strongly resisted.
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This Is Insane! One Question Made Millions of Students Cry 疯了!一道题难哭亿万学生
[Adapted into a short drama] He is elementary school students' worst nightmare, the most twisted question setter in the world! One exam wiped out 140,000 students in Jiangcheng, and a single question brought 200,000 students in Huicheng to tears! Every student who has ever taken Qin Ye's exams is left with a hundred thousand questions swirling through their head. [What color was Daji's bellyband?] [Did the King of Qin circle the pillar clockwise or counterclockwise?] [This is a Chinese exam, and
11.9kReads9.3Score1.3kShelves
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The Queen Starts Out as a Top-Tier Star 女王从顶流做起
[Print edition preorders open September 5, 2026, at 7:00 p.m.] From the start, she transmigrates and nearly kills her younger brother. If she doesn't complete the System's missions, she'll be punished with electric shocks. Following the System's instructions, Nan Xiangwan joins a survival show for aspiring idols. While the other young women sing and dance... Nan Xiangwan: “I'll perform a brick-breaking trick with my bare hands!”
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Transmigrated as a Madcap Princess: The Handsome Emperor Can't Get Enough of Me 穿越狂妃:绝色帝尊宠不停
She transmigrated and stumbled upon a stunningly handsome man sitting in a fire, burning himself alive... “Hey, handsome, since you don't want to live anyway, let me save you first!” The young woman rescued the Evil Emperor as he endured his tribulation in the flames, then slipped away. When the arrogant Emperor Venerable awoke, he ground his teeth in fury. “Find that woman! I want to kill her with my own hands!” Jun Shiyue was busy reveling in the battles of a wealthy household, tearing into t
13.2kReads9.1Score2.1kShelves
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Please Stop, the Exercise Ended Ages Ago 求求你收手吧,演习早结束了
Li Xiu was selected to take part in a safety drill, and his mission was to rob a bank. That was bad enough, but just as he set out, his father-in-law showed up to demand money. Father-in-law: “You have to give me this 200,000 yuan today, or I’m not letting you leave.” With no other choice, Li Xiu decided to take his father-in-law to the bank. The moment he pulled out a pistol and put on a mask, his father-in-law was stunned. Father-in-law: “You’re really ruthless. You’d rob a bank over a 200,000
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I Thought We Were Brothers, but You Tricked Me into Robbing a Bank? 我把你当兄弟,你骗我抢银行?
After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lu Ming’s friend Zhou Hang took part in a military exercise, playing the role of a bank robber. Zhou Hang decided to recruit Lu Ming to play a robber too. For security reasons, he couldn’t tell him the truth about the exercise, so he used an invitation to dinner as an excuse to get Lu Ming out of the house. “Isn’t this just dinner? Do you really have to withdraw cash at the bank?” Watching his good friend Zhou Hang, who’d invited him to dinner, Lu Ming s
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The First Emperor Overhears My Thoughts: He Unifies the World, Not Just the Six Kingdoms 始皇偷听我心声,不统六国统全球
[Main story has no romance, and is set in an alternate Great Qin. Not everything is historical: a mix of history and comedy] "The final bonus chapter is for readers' satisfaction and has a hint of romance. If that bothers you, feel free to skip it" Good news: Li Jiang transmigrates to the Qin dynasty and gets to see her idol in person. At last, she lays eyes on the legendary ancestor, nearly two meters tall, with thick brows and big eyes. She gets to watch the First Emperor unify the Six Kingdom
26.3kReads9.4Score3.6kShelves
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After the Tycoon Wife's Thoughts Are Read, the Melon Patch Is Full of Spies 豪门夫人被读心后,瓜田里都是猹
[The Whole Family Hears Her Thoughts + Gossip + Everyone’s Darling + Wealthy Family + Showbiz] Ji Fei’s soul was accidentally summoned into the wrong body, and she transmigrated into a wealthy wife who was about to get divorced. [Oh wow! After the divorce, I’ll be rich, gorgeous, and single. Who needs a husband? Huh? I was framed… Divorce! Hurry up and divorce me! If they uncover the truth, I’ll never get away!] President Qin, who was about to sign the divorce papers: ??? Before long, the compan
29kReads9.2Score3.9kShelves
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The Beasts We Ate Until We Burst Back Then 那些年,我们一起撑死的异兽
“We transmigrated to a world where martial strength reigns supreme and countless races stand side by side.” “There are also exotic beasts.” “Original body, you have to keep us alive. Our lives are in your hands.” “Ha! Just some exotic beasts. Watch me take them down with a sliding tackle!” “I’ll tackle them too!” “Huh? Looks like we stuffed it to death.” “Nice.” … “Could you all be quiet for a minute? My head’s about to explode.” Qin Ze looked at the countless versions of himself surrounding hi
78kReads9.1Score9.8kShelves
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She’s Soft-Waisted and Playful, and the Chaste Imperial Uncle Bewitches Her Every Day 她腰软灵趣,禁欲皇叔日日勾心魂
Word has it that Prince Rong has specifically asked to marry the Taifu’s infatuated legitimate daughter. The whole city says it’s downright shocking! Just a few months ago, hadn’t Prince Rong threatened to kill that lovesick fool? At the Taifu’s residence, a certain lovestruck young woman looks at a room full of betrothal gifts and pulls a long face. “Someone, please! Can you send all this back?” The noble young ladies of the capital burst out swearing. “Have some shame, will you?”
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Princess Consort, Stop Acting. The Prince Can Hear Your Thoughts 王妃别演了,王爷能听见你的心声
[The male lead can hear the female lead's thoughts + the female lead can understand animal speech] [Goofy and lighthearted + absurd comedy + feel-good romance, sickeningly sweet] After transmigrating into a book as a disposable side character, she manages to annoy the villainous Big Boss into fainting from the start. She plans to take advantage of his weakness and finish him off, but the villain hears every one of her thoughts. Later, the villain finally loses patience and demands, “I hear you c
9.3kReads9.2Score1.1kShelves
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Help! The Mind-Reading Tyrant Insists on Spoiling Me 急!有读心术的暴君非要宠我
After she touched the tyrant’s skull, which had been polished into a wine bowl, she unexpectedly transmigrated into the empress who died the most gruesome death in history. Every day, she plotted to kill the tyrant and become empress in her own right, unaware that he could read minds. When the tyrant fell gravely ill, she wept and begged Heaven to let her trade her own years of life for his safety. The tyrant was deeply moved, until he suddenly heard her thoughts: [If he’s so sick, hurry up and
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The Sweet-Talking Little Healer Is Doted on by a Doomsday Big Shot 软撩小毒奶被末世大佬娇宠了
Also known as Sweet Romance: The Little Cutie from the Apocalypse Wants Kisses and Cuddles [One-on-one, equally matched leads + a real little spirit + sweet post-apocalyptic romance + all sweetness, no angst] A little spirit from the mountains finds her soul in a post-apocalyptic world. Hoping to become a good little spirit who works hard at cultivation and dreams of attaining immortality, Gu Yu searches everywhere for spiritual energy. By chance, she meets Shang Mo, the captain of a special
42.8kReads9.5Score8.8kShelves
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I Married the Ascetic General with Unlimited Supplies, and He Spoils Me Every Day 带无限物资嫁禁欲将军,日日娇宠
[Golden Finger + Space + Satisfying Read + Supporting Female Character’s Comeback] Oh my god, have you ever heard of transmigrating into a book with a warning system? She transmigrated to ancient times and was being forced into a substitute marriage. She was in the middle of the wedding ceremony when... Just as the ceremony ended, her new husband’s family was arrested and exiled to the northern deserts. Along the way, Xia Yan used her golden finger to help her husband’s family get through every
2.4kReads9.3Score291Shelves
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The Reborn Empress Looks Up, and the Entire Court Falls to Its Knees 重生女帝一抬眼,满朝大臣全跪了
[Reborn + Strong heroine + Yandere + Both are virgins + Satisfying read + Obsessive to the core] Yan Qing was supposed to be a princess of the imperial clan, but she was born cursed as an ill-fated loner. Her father kept his distance, her mother loathed her, and her family and subjects all saw her as a venomous snake, avoiding her at all costs. In the prime of her life, she died because of her family’s schemes. Even the powerful young nobleman she had personally trained and nurtured betrayed her
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Apocalypse: The Heroine Goes on a Rampage with Billions in Supplies 末世,女主她拿百亿物资杀疯了
Original title: In the Apocalypse, the Heroine Slaughters Her Way Through with Billions in Supplies [Apocalypse + Reborn + Farming Space + Plane Trading System + Stockpiling + Building a Base] A powerful male lead and a powerful female lead, an unapologetically self-serving power fantasy, and utterly indulgent romance. No saintly heroine!!! In the fifth year of the apocalypse, Su Luo blew herself up to take her wicked stepsister down with her and get revenge. When she opened her eyes again, she
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Reborn as the Villain Cub's Paternal Aunt, I Go Viral Streaming My Cooking 穿成反派崽崽小姑后,我直播美食爆红了
Apocalypse powerhouse Meng Nanxu accidentally became bound to the Villain Rehabilitation System. After being reborn in the interstellar era, she somehow became the villain boss's aunt! Looking at the pitiful little villain, Number One, she decides to build a fortune and raise him through food livestreams. Thanks to the irresistible charm of Earth cuisine, Meng Nanxu becomes the top streamer on the Star Network. Meanwhile, she meets the parent of Villain Number Two. Weisheng Mo: My nephew and you
6kReads8.8Score667Shelves
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She Keeps Her Distance, He Lets the Sweet Moments Slip, and the Whole Internet Wants Them to Have a Baby 她避嫌,他漏糖,全网都在求生娃
[Both Pure + Top-Tier Star in the Entertainment Industry + Pampered Romance + System + Slightly Supernatural + The Original Leads Are Not Villainized!!!] She went out of her way to avoid rumors, while he kept dropping hints. Their fellow celebrities happily shipped them, and their fans banged gongs and drums, begging them to make it official. Award-winning actress Ruan Yu had been bound to a self-destructive System. System: As long as you don't get yourself killed, keep making trouble! Playing t
995Reads9.4Score224Shelves
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Power Over the World, Sword in Hand Beneath the Heavens 权倾天下,剑挽天华
Also known as: I Pay, You Risk Your Life, and We Both Go Crazy; The Ultimate Scapegoat; Power Over All, Sword to the Heavens Someone has set a trap to make everyone turn against me. "It's fine. I have a System..." Luo Yinyou comforted herself. "Even if the System is a total troll!" The world order had changed drastically, and the flow of destiny had been redistributed. Countless geniuses emerged, but the most dazzling of them all was the young lord Ye Ci of Dragon Island, hailed as the greatest
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Dating Show: The Little Menace Drives a Tractor and Blows Up the Whole Scene 恋综:小作精她开拖拉机炸翻全场
[Transmigrates into a book + dating reality show + entertainment industry + livestreaming + power fantasy + sweet romance] On her eighth transmigration into a book, Qin Ruo lands in a story full of secret identities as the foil to a wealthy family's real daughter: a cannon-fodder fake heiress. The real heiress comes from the countryside to the city, flaunting her many secret identities to put Qin Ruo in her place. The two of them even end up on the same dating show. Qin Ruo: Hm? Secret identitie
12.1kReads9.2Score1.8kShelves
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The Nation’s Movie Emperor Has a Secret Crush on Me 国民影帝暗恋我
Word is that national heartthrob Yu Qianfan has someone he secretly loves? Fans: “No, I don’t believe it! He loves us!” Word is that the person Yu Qianfan secretly loves is Queen Li? Fans: “Li Jin? No way! Those two don’t get along. This rumor is definitely false!” During a variety show game, Yu Qianfan put his hand on a lie detector. Host: “I heard you have a secret crush. Is it Li Jin?” Li Jin shot him a cold look. Yu Qianfan answered, “No.” Zap! The red lights flashed, and the alarm blared. L
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