Please Recommend Funny Short Stories, the Hilarious Kind With a Satisfying Ending 求搞笑短篇。爆笑完结的那种

1. 51 我 The Buddha Pinned Me Down for Five Hundred Years, but the Monk Who Rescued Me Was Even Fiercer 我被如来压五百年，救我的和尚比他还凶 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Male-Channel Fanfiction6k WordsCompleted After the Tathagata Imprisoned Me for Five Hundred Years, the Monk Who Saved Me Was Even Fiercer 88Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 52 重 Reborn and Rejecting the Marriage, I Left the Scumbag and His Cousin Red-Faced 重生拒婚，我把渣男和他表妹的脸打肿了 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Ancient Romance6k WordsCompleted Reborn and Refusing the Marriage, I Beat My Jerk Ex and His Cousin Black and Blue 205Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 53 他 When He Said He Liked Me, My Current Boyfriend Smiled: No Cutting in Line 他说喜欢我时，现任笑了：别插队 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚6k WordsCompleted When he said he liked me, his current partner laughed: "No cutting in line." 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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   The plot is fast-paced, full of laughs, and it's super entertaining.

4. 54 姑 What a Coldhearted Girl. My Little Brother Has Cried Over You So Many Times 姑娘好狠的心，我家弟弟为你哭了好几回呢 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance6k WordsCompleted Miss, you have such a cold heart. My little brother has cried over you so many times. 8Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 55 攻 The Conquest Target Leaves, and My Husband Cries and Begs Me to Stop Pretending 攻略女退场，夫君哭着求我别装 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚6k WordsCompleted The conquest heroine exits the stage, and my husband cries and begs me to stop pretending. 6Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 56 被 After the Conquest System Bound Me, My Crazy Senior Brother Smiled 被攻略系统绑定后，疯批师兄笑了 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚6k WordsCompleted After Being Bound to the Conquest System, My Unhinged Senior Brother Smiled 4Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 57 狐 The Fox Clan's Young Master Pursues His Wife to the Bitter End, and All Nine Tails Bloom 狐族少主追妻火葬场，九条尾巴全绽放 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚6k WordsCompleted The Fox Clan’s Young Lord Pursues His Wife to the Bitter End, and All Nine Tails Bloom 3Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 58 仙 The Immortal Venerable Is a Sicko Demon Lord? I’ll Go Crazy First and Fight Poison with Poison 仙尊是病娇魔头？我先疯一步，以毒攻毒 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚6k WordsCompleted The Immortal Venerable Is a Yandere Demon Lord? I’ll Go Crazy First and Fight Fire with Fire 4Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 59 我 I Rescued Someone in the Wasteland, and He Insisted on Marrying Me in Return 我在废土救了个人，他非要以身相许 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance7k WordsCompleted I Rescued Someone in the Wasteland, and He Insisted on Repaying Me with His Life 5Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 60 追 I Chased His Buddy for Half a Year Before Realizing He Was Right Behind Me 追他哥们大半年，才发现正主在身后 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance6k WordsCompleted After Chasing His Buddy for Half a Year, I Finally Realized the One I Wanted Was Right Behind Me 5Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 61 看 After I Saw the Bullet Comments, I Flash-Married the Richest Man 看见弹幕后，我和首富闪婚了 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭11k WordsCompleted After Seeing the Comments, I Hastily Married the Richest Man 26Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The hilarious short story is now complete.

12. 62 闪 After a Whirlwind Wedding, I Became a Rich Woman and Didn't Have to Work Night Shifts 闪婚后我成了富婆，还不用上夜班 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭13k WordsCompleted After a Whirlwind Marriage, I Became a Rich Woman and Didn't Have to Work the Night Shift 11.7kReads—Score100Shelves
13. 63 我 After I Was Ordered to Divorce, My Ex-Husband Regretted It 我奉旨和离后，前夫悔不当初 Gazing at the Wind and Moon览风月Ancient Romance36k WordsCompleted After I received the imperial decree to divorce, my ex-husband regretted it too late. 10kReads—Score203Shelves
14. 64 为 After Clearing the White Moonlight's Name, the Prince Panicked 为白月光翻案后，王爷他慌了 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭Ancient Romance10k WordsCompleted After Clearing Her White Moonlight’s Name, the Prince Panics 2kReads—Score—Shelves
15. 65 男 My Boyfriend Has a Female Best Friend, and I Have a Male Best Friend 男朋友有女兄弟，我有男闺蜜 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭16k WordsCompleted My boyfriend has a girl best friend, so I have a guy best friend. 1.9kReads—Score—Shelves
16. 66 全 My Whole Family Are Occult Masters, While I'm Just a Lazy Fish 全家玄门大佬，而我咸鱼一条 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭Female-Channel Fanfiction26k WordsCompleted Everyone in My Family Is a Master of the Mystical Arts, but I'm Just a Lazybones 49Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 67 在 After the CEO Caught Me Secretly Writing a Novel on the Company Intranet 在公司内网偷偷写小说被总裁发现后 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭16k WordsCompleted After the CEO Caught Me Secretly Writing Fiction on the Company Intranet 121Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 68 植 My Comatose Husband Woke Up After I Married Him to Bring Him Good Luck 植物人老公被我冲喜冲醒了 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭Marriage & Romance10k WordsCompleted My Vegetative Husband Woke Up After I Married Him for Good Luck 2.5kReads—Score—Shelves
19. 69 闺 My Best Friend’s Private Kitchen 闺蜜私房菜 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭6k WordsCompleted My Best Friend’s Private Kitchen 1.4kReads—Score—Shelves
20. 70 妹 My Sister Stole My Identity, Not Knowing She Was Marrying the General Who Died in Battle in My Place 妹妹抢我身份，却不知是替我嫁给战死的将军 Gazing at the Wind and Moon览风月Ancient Romance12k WordsCompleted My younger sister stole my identity, never knowing she was taking my place in marrying a general who would die in battle. 1.1kReads—Score—Shelves
21. 71 邻 My Neighbor Complained That Our Late-Night Renovation Caused Her Miscarriage 邻居投诉我家深夜装修害她流产 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭12k WordsCompleted My neighbor complained that my late-night renovations caused her miscarriage. 86Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 72 我 After I Left the Family Chat, My Daughter-in-Law Fell Apart 我退出家庭群后，儿媳崩溃了 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭6k WordsCompleted After I left the family group chat, my daughter-in-law fell apart 1.7kReads—Score—Shelves
23. 73 老 After My Husband Returned from a Business Trip to Chengdu, a Casual Short Video Made Me Go Viral 老公从成都出差回来后，我随手发个短视频爆火了 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭Marriage & Romance14k WordsCompleted After My Husband Returned from a Business Trip to Chengdu, a Short Video I Posted on a Whim Went Viral 13.3kReads—Score101Shelves
24. 74 被 Sold as a Sacrificial Bride, I Toppled My Ancestors' Memorial Tablets 被卖冲喜后，我掀了祖宗牌位 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭25k WordsCompleted Sold as a Bride to Bring Good Fortune, I Toppled the Ancestral Tablets 481Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 75 无 Invalid Gift 无效赠与 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭13k WordsCompleted Invalid Gift 702Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 76 被 After I Was Rumored to Have Slept My Way Up with a Beautiful CEO 被造谣靠美女总裁上位后 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted After Rumors Spread That I Rose to the Top by Relying on a Beautiful Female CEO 1.5kReads—Score—Shelves
27. 77 老 After My Husband Cheated, I Ran the Company into Bankruptcy 老公出轨后，我把公司搞破产了 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭9k WordsCompleted After My Husband Cheated, I Ran the Company into Bankruptcy 5.8kReads—Score—Shelves
28. 78 恶 I'm the One Who'll Deal with the Wicked Neighbor 恶邻自有我来磨 Making a Living as a Kept Man硬吃软饭7k WordsCompleted Leave It to Me to Deal with the Wicked Neighbor 1Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 79 表 My Cousin Got into Harvard and Had Me Committed to a Mental Hospital 表姐考上哈佛大学，将我送进精神病院 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折12k WordsCompleted My Cousin Got into Harvard and Sent Me to a Mental Hospital 17.8kReads—Score108Shelves

    Reader note

    Hilarious short story, laugh-out-loud ending

30. 80 4 At 43, I Awakened After Being Fired! 43岁，被开除后觉醒了！ Jing Jiuzhe荆九折8k WordsCompleted At 43, I Awakened After Getting Fired! 5.1kReads—Score—Shelves
31. 81 白 The Girl of My Dreams Is Just Old, Not Dead 白月光只是老了，不是死了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance13k WordsCompleted The woman you can never forget has simply grown old. She hasn’t died. 6.2kReads—Score102Shelves
32. 82 顶 The Top Assassin Falls in Love at First Sight with the Target 顶级杀手对任务对象一见钟情了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted The top assassin fell in love at first sight with their target. 405Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 83 这 This Pregnancy Romance Is Completely Unhinged 这个好孕文太颠了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折9k WordsCompleted This pregnancy story is completely wild. 668Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 84 地 Five Corpses in the Cellar 地窖里的五具尸体 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折7k WordsCompleted Five Bodies in the Cellar 932Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 85 老 Is My Husband Dead Yet? 老公今天死了吗？ Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted Did my husband die today? 4kReads—Score100Shelves
36. 86 出 After Prison, I Picked Up a CEO 出狱后，捡漏一个总裁 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance11k WordsCompleted After Getting Out of Prison, I Stumbled Upon a CEO 5.1kReads—Score101Shelves
37. 87 我 My Little Sister Fubao, After Her Husband Died 我妹福宝，死了老公之后 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折9k WordsCompleted My Sister Fubao, After Her Husband Dies 3.6kReads—Score—Shelves
38. 88 老 Even the Honest Get Tired of Being Bullied and Fight Back 老实人欺负久了，也是要反抗的 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance7k WordsCompleted Even Honest People Will Fight Back If They're Bullied for Too Long —Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 89 把 My Mom Regretted It After She Forced Me Into Prison 把我逼进监狱后我妈后悔了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折8k WordsCompleted After Driving Me Into Prison, My Mother Regretted It 2.5kReads—Score—Shelves
40. 90 同 In the Class Reunion Photo, Half Her Body Had Been Cropped Out 同学聚会的合影，她被截掉了半边身 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔18k WordsCompleted In the class reunion photo, half of her body had been cropped out. 723Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Highly recommended! A compilation of the best parts of this "Don't Miss Out" series! [Shy]

41. 91 舔 After Fawning Over Four Powerful Men, the Psycho Villain Could Read Minds 舔了四个大佬后疯批反派会读心了 Yogurt-Fried Watermelon酸奶炒西瓜Ancient Romance517k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a Book + System + Absurd Comedy + Hilarious + Love Rival Showdown + A Strong Female Lead + Mind Reading Spreads from Person to Person] Jiang Nanyue transmigrated into a book, becoming the sickly, disposable simp in a certain popular historical romance about a woman adored by everyone. While other people fawned over one person, she fawned over four. Don't ask. The answer is that she's fickle. The young heir, the Imperial Preceptor, the top scholar, and the young general were al 12.2kReads9.4Score2.1kShelves

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    She placed the New Year's gifts in Pei Jingce's room and then went to find him. She had come to see him many times before, and this time she was not stopped. When Pei Jingce saw her, he put down the folded document: "So happy? Where did you go this afternoon?" Jiang Nanyue got straight to the point: "I went to buy New Year's gifts for everyone." Pei Jingce asked: "Was there any for me?" "Of course, I've already delivered yours." [So what about mine?] [Let me see if I can turn a bicycle into a motorcycle] [You promised to give me New Year's gifts and lucky money.] Pei Jingce smiled and picked up his vermilion brush again: "What is it?" Jiang Nanyue waved her hand: "I'm giving you a quilt." Last time, she thought Pei Jingce's dragon-patterned quilt was a bit tacky. Pei Jingce drew it out directly in one stroke, his voice hesitant: "Give it to me..." "For a lifetime?"

42. 92 公 At the Company Gala, I Saw My Boss and an Intern in the Restroom 公司年会，我看到了上司与实习生在厕所 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔26k WordsCompleted At the company annual party, I saw my boss and an intern in the restroom 333Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 93 出 I Came Home Early from a Business Trip and Walked In on My Girlfriend’s “Family Gathering” 出差提前回家，撞见女友的“家庭聚会” Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔22k WordsCompleted I came home early from a business trip and walked in on my girlfriend's “family gathering” 1.4kReads—Score—Shelves
44. 94 落 The Falling Cherry Blossoms Bear Witness: You Betrayed Me with a Sky Full of Fireworks 落樱为证，你赠我漫天烟火背叛 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔Marriage & Romance14k WordsCompleted Falling Sakura as Witness: You Gave Me Fireworks That Filled the Sky, Then Betrayed Me 345Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 95 丈 My Husband Bought a House for His Illegitimate Son, but Put It in My Name 丈夫给私生子买房，写的却是我的名字 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔8k WordsCompleted My husband bought a house for his illegitimate son, but put it in my name 782Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 96 她 She Sold My Honor of Kings National Server Account to Buy Skins for Her Male Bestie 她卖了我王者荣耀的国服账号，给男闺蜜买皮肤 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔12k WordsCompleted She sold my Honor of Kings account to buy skins for her guy friend. 170Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 97 分 The Day We Broke Up, She Tore Up My College Acceptance Letter 分手那天，她撕碎了我的录取通知书 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔Marriage & Romance10k WordsCompleted The day we broke up, she tore up my admission letter. 730Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 98 高 On the High-Speed Train, My Wife Fell Asleep on a Strange Man’s Shoulder 高铁上，老婆靠在陌生男人肩上睡着了 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔15k WordsCompleted On the high-speed train, my wife fell asleep on a stranger’s shoulder 687Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 99 清 Under the Moon at Tsinghua, Your Betrayal Tempered My Blade 清华月下，你的背叛淬炼了我的刀 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔Marriage & Romance11k WordsCompleted Beneath the moon at Tsinghua, your betrayal tempered my blade 130Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 100 家 At the Family Banquet, My Brother-in-Law Used My Teapot as a Urinal 家宴上，小舅子用我的茶壶接尿 Little Fish in a Bowl of Juice一汁小小渔Marriage & Romance22k WordsCompleted At the family dinner, my brother-in-law used my teapot as a chamber pot 60Reads—Score—Shelves

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