Please Recommend Funny Short Stories, the Hilarious Kind With a Satisfying Ending 求搞笑短篇。爆笑完结的那种

1. 651 论 How to Conquer the World’s Best Mid Laner with Terrible Cooking 论如何用菜征服世界第一中单 Mu Shenye牧神野32k WordsCompleted How to Conquer the World’s Number One Mid Laner with Terrible Plays 143Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 652 死 My Archenemy Insists on Queuing With Me as a Duo 死对头非要和我双排 Mu Shenye牧神野31k WordsCompleted My Mortal Enemy Insists on Duo Queueing With Me 1.6kReads—Score—Shelves
3. 653 鉴 The Appraisal Is Burned! Nobody Say a Word 鉴定烧了！谁也别说出去 Exquisitely Clear玲笼剔透6k WordsCompleted The Appraisal's Been Burned! Don't Tell Anyone 919Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Looks like I have to share this~ My personal ranking is in order of preference. !!!

4. 654 放 Leave Me Alone! I'm Just a Mosquito, and I'm Male! 放过我吧，我只是只蚊子，公的！ Exquisitely Clear玲笼剔透6k WordsCompleted Give me a break! I’m just a mosquito, and a male one at that! 159Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 655 B BOSS Direct Hire? I’m the Heavenly Court’s BOSS BOSS直聘？我才是天庭的BOSS Exquisitely Clear玲笼剔透7k WordsCompleted BOSS Wanted: I'm the Heavenly Court's BOSS 17Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 656 我 My Life Is Yours 我的命，都给你 Three Pine Nuts三只松子Modern Romance48k WordsCompleted Ji Mingshu hated Xu Meiling with all his heart and tormented her until she died. But when she was really gone, Ji Mingshu realized... he had fallen in love with her. 1.7kReads8.1Score207Shelves

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   Chapter 28 is especially good and hilarious.

7. 657 破 Bankruptcy Is No Big Deal: I Still Own a Male Model Agency 破产不要紧，我名下还有家男模店 Exquisitely Clear玲笼剔透9k WordsCompleted Going Bankrupt Is No Big Deal. I Still Own a Male Model Club 26Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 658 快 The Happy Deliveryman: I Wrote the System 快乐外卖员：系统是我写的 User20367194用户2036719410k WordsCompleted Happy Delivery Rider: I Wrote the System —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Here comes a super funny short story! [Admiration][Admiration][Admiration][Admiration]

9. 659 绿 The Crosstalk Master of the Soccer Field 绿茵相声大师 User20367194用户203671947k WordsCompleted The Soccer Field's Crosstalk Master 2Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 660 爆 Hilarious Jianghu Adventures: Treasure Hunt 爆笑闯江湖：寻宝 Lingbo Wandering Guest凌波漫客10k WordsCompleted A Hilarious Adventure in the Underworld: Treasure Hunt —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Funny short stories, please save them.

11. 661 爆 Hilarious Jianghu Adventures: Filming a Movie 爆笑闯江湖：拍戏 Lingbo Wandering Guest凌波漫客9k WordsCompleted A Hilarious Adventure in the Underworld: Filming —Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 662 爆 Hilarious Jianghu Adventures: Starting a Business 爆笑闯江湖：创业 Lingbo Wandering Guest凌波漫客8k WordsCompleted A Hilarious Adventure in the Underworld: Starting a Business —Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 663 爆 Hilarious Jianghu Adventures: Ancient Times 爆笑闯江湖：古代 Lingbo Wandering Guest凌波漫客8k WordsCompleted A Hilarious Adventure in the Underworld: Ancient Times 1Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 664 爆 Hilarious Jianghu Adventures: The World 爆笑闯江湖：天下 Lingbo Wandering Guest凌波漫客11k WordsCompleted A Hilarious Adventure in the Underworld: The World —Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 665 爆 Hilarious Jianghu Adventures: Treasure 爆笑闯江湖：宝藏 Lingbo Wandering Guest凌波漫客8k WordsCompleted A Hilarious Adventure in the Underworld: Treasure —Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 666 爆 Hilarious Jianghu Adventures: Martial Arts Tournament 爆笑闯江湖：比武 Lingbo Wandering Guest凌波漫客7k WordsCompleted Hilarious Adventures in the Martial World: Martial Arts Tournament —Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 667 爆 Hilarious Jianghu Adventures: The Great Hero 爆笑闯江湖：大侠 Lingbo Wandering Guest凌波漫客7k WordsCompleted Hilarious Adventures in the Martial World: Hero —Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 668 爆 Hilarious Jianghu Adventures: Nightmare 爆笑闯江湖：梦魇 Lingbo Wandering Guest凌波漫客8k WordsCompleted Hilarious Adventures in the Martial World: Nightmare 1Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 669 爆 Hilarious Jianghu Adventures: New Year 爆笑闯江湖：过年 Lingbo Wandering Guest凌波漫客7k WordsCompleted Hilarious Adventures in the Martial World: New Year 1Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 670 受 I've Had Enough! My Ex-Wife Tricked Me into Becoming a Monk! 受够了！前妻骗我当和尚！ Cute Xiaoxiaozi可爱的潇潇子12k WordsCompleted I've Had Enough! My Ex-Wife Tricked Me into Becoming a Monk! 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    My ex-wife took me to become a monk, and I ended up becoming the most popular "temperamental monk" in the temple! He specializes in curing all kinds of marital problems!

21. 671 婚 After the Wedding Invitation Arrived, My Fiancée and Her Lover Went Mad 婚礼请柬送到后，未婚妻女友疯了 Dreams Adrift in the Orchid Realm兰梦浮生19k WordsCompleted After the wedding invitations went out, my fiancée’s girlfriend went crazy. 488Reads—Score—Shelves

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    These books are all quite good and will lift your spirits.

22. 672 丈 My Husband's Calm Is a Despair I Don't Understand 丈夫的平静，是我不懂的绝望 When the Wind Rises in Changlin, Listen to the Snow Fall风起长林听雪落Marriage & Romance15k WordsCompleted My husband's calmness is a despair I cannot understand 1.4kReads—Score—Shelves
23. 673 抖 I Posted a Birthday Wish for My First Love on Douyin, and the Police Showed Up the Next Second 抖音祝福白月光生日，下一秒警察上门 Net Cap网帽37k WordsCompleted I posted a birthday blessing for my first love on Douyin. The police showed up the next second. 103Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 674 离 After the Divorce, My Wife's Crematorium Fire Reached Her Lover's Home 离婚后，妻子的火葬场烧到了情夫家 Dreams Adrift in the Orchid Realm兰梦浮生Marriage & Romance17k WordsCompleted After the divorce, my wife’s revenge came burning down her lover’s house. 396Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 675 妻 My Wife Asked Me to Fake a Divorce to Placate Her Lover, So I Made Her Truly Bankrupt 妻子让我假离婚哄情人，我让她真破产 When the Wind Rises in Changlin, Listen to the Snow Fall风起长林听雪落Marriage & Romance19k WordsCompleted My wife asked me to fake a divorce to placate her lover. I made sure she really went bankrupt. 119Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 676 朋 She Announced Her Affair on Social Media, So I Married Her Off Pregnant 朋友圈官宣出轨，送她奉子成婚 Net Cap网帽23k WordsCompleted She announced her affair on social media, so I helped her marry her lover with a baby on the way. 967Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 677 重 Reborn as a Little Bundle of Joy, Adored by the Three Realms 重生小奶包，三界争着宠 Mo Zijin莫子衿Ancient Romance768k WordsCompleted [Mind Reading + Everyone’s Favorite + Pocket Dimension + Sweet Romance + Adorable Baby + Romance + Lighthearted Comedy + Transmigration] A sacrifice! Reborn in the womb, she becomes the marquis’s precious darling and the Divine Lord’s cherished treasure! The whole Three Realms calls her their grandaunt! The Imperial Preceptor made a divination: when this girl appears, an age of prosperity will follow. The emperor was startled. “Dote on her with everything you’ve got!” The emperor and the marquis 235Reads7.5Score—Shelves

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    I highly recommend these books! They're super good, especially the first one—no angst, just endless pampering, lighthearted and funny. I love them! [Kissing emojis]

28. 678 想 Want to Fetch the Scriptures? I Won't Approve It! 想取经？朕不批！ A Brush Writes All Under Heaven指笔画天下Eastern Fantasy381k WordsCompleted On the night his soul perished at Spirit Mountain, the Great Sage awoke on the Dragon Throne. The five-hundred-year journey west was nothing but a carefully crafted Buddhist con. He slew demons and vanquished monsters to protect the scriptures, only to end up utterly destroyed, body and soul. When he opens his eyes again, the defiant stone monkey has become the Tang emperor Li Shimin, clad in imperial robes and ruling over the realm. Before him stretches the vast Tang Empire; behind him lies a s —Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 679 满 My Whole Family Are Cannon Fodder, but After They Read My Mind, They Rebel 满门炮灰读我心后，全家造反了 I Really Love Little Crabs超爱小螃蟹Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Physical edition of "Claiming the Pearl 2" goes on presale October 17 at 7:30 p.m.] [Mind reading + System + adored by the whole family + transmigrate into a book + play the pig to eat the tiger] Qiao Jiaojiao had accumulated so much virtue in her past life that the Old King of Hell granted her a rebirth with all her memories intact, plus a golden finger: a Virtue Points Shop. Qiao Jiaojiao was thrilled to start her new life, only to discover she hadn't been reborn at all. She'd transmigrated i 124.4kReads9.7Score14.2kShelves
30. 680 穿 I Became a Tigress in the Beast World 穿成兽世母老虎 Old Qinggan老青柑Ancient Romance528k WordsCompleted She had transmigrated into this world only a few days ago when she noticed something strange on the soles of her feet. Bending down to look, she saw three beast seals branded on her soles, quietly inscribed and vividly lifelike: A green, vine-like taipan snake A deep, dusky blue Black Tortoise, as if formed from condensed water A bird that seemed born from fire, wreathed in leaping flames that scorched the heavens Every line pulsed with mysterious power, as if telling of an ancient pact. 4.1kReads9.1Score278Shelves

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    Their humor and quirkiness are unique and stand out in their own way. [Laughs]

31. 681 宿 Susu, I’m Spoiled and Blessed with Pregnancy Thanks to the Baby-Making System 宿宿我啊，靠生子系统好孕独宠捏 Joy Year After Year乐及年年Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Short drama: Bound to a Good Luck System, the Tyrant Dotes on Me Alone [Quick transmigration + stunning heroine + no fixed couple + exclusive, super-sweet romance + living out a full lifetime in each small world + heroine's first world is not chaste, both leads are chaste in all the others] Only after Tea Jiu castrated her target did she realize she'd been bound to a childbearing System. System: "I'm heartbroken. Real heartbreak isn't about making a scene..." Tea Jiu: "My mistake, System. Let me 32kReads9.3Score2.8kShelves
32. 682 一 A Bloody Case Caused by a Single Cabbage 一颗大白菜引发的血案 Tiger Cub Devours Meat虎宝吞肉8k WordsCompleted A Bloody Case Sparked by a Cabbage 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    "Upon investigation, in the winter of the 120,000th year of the Tiger History, the Celestial Venerable of 'Severing Roots' and the Demon Lord of 'Shattering Weapons' challenged each other on Qunyu Peak. They destroyed a bunch of cabbages, two bunches of chives, and three acres of wheat that I planted at the foot of the mountain, for a price of three taels, three mace, and three wen of silver. Do you acknowledge this?"

33. 683 假 The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script and Lazily Gives Up 假千金手撕剧本，沙雕摆烂躺麻了 Li Yaoyao梨窈窈Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The short drama, The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script, is now streaming [Showbiz + absurd humor and memes + everyone’s favorite + wild imagination + gossip + going off the rails] Chi Qian failed her tribulation and returned to the real world, only to discover she was the villainous fake heiress in a novel! The plot had already reached the point where the real heiress came back, and Chi Qian was about to be kicked out of the family home. A broken engagement, a wave of online hate, and a grueso 140.1kReads9.6Score15.1kShelves
34. 684 出 Ninety-Nine Escapes: Prince of Lanling, Are You Coming Back for Dinner? 出逃九十九次：兰陵王你还回来吃饭吗 It's Hard Not to Go to Bed Early很难不早睡9k WordsCompleted Ninety-Nine Escapes: Lanling Wang, Are You Coming Back for Dinner? 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I'm giving this a shout-out! The main character is a player named Shao Siyuan, hahaha. It's a pretty funny short story [laughing]. The author wrote it after running out of ideas from constantly getting matched with players feeding in the King of Glory game [facepalm]. It's hilarious and really relatable [thumbs up].

35. 685 天 A Baby Falls from the Sky, and Daddy Says I'm a Dragon 天降奶包，爹爹说我是条龙 Cheng Cheng Qian橙橙千Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Everyone's Darling + Adorable Baby + No Romance] Fu Jinli is a dragon, but his father is human. The emperor of the Great Qi had ruled for six years without an heir, and everyone at court was worried sick. Then one day, the stern emperor sat high upon his throne, cradling a three- or four-year-old toddler in his arms. The little girl wore fine silk clothes and smiled sweetly at everyone she met. The ministers: Wonderful! Heaven has blessed our Great Qi. The little princess beat the Left Chan 34.3kReads9.5Score2.3kShelves
36. 686 说 I Was Supposed to Be a Contractual Tool, So How Did I Become His Whole Life? 说好的契约工具人，我怎么成他命了？ How Ridiculous说来可笑13k WordsCompleted I Was Supposed to Be a Contractual Tool, So How Did I Become His Life? —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Short story [Exploration] [Admiration]

37. 687 被 Being Treated as a Substitute Is Fine, His True Feelings in His Head Belong to Me Anyway 被当替身不要紧，反正他脑子里的真心话都归我 How Ridiculous说来可笑10k WordsCompleted Being treated as a replacement is no big deal. I get all the sincere thoughts in his head anyway. —Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 688 格 A Fighting Champion Was Snatched Up as an Instructor by a Werewolf Academy. After His Blood Test, the Whole School Fell to Its Knees 格斗冠军被狼人学院抢去当教官，体检抽血后全校跪了 How Ridiculous说来可笑11k WordsCompleted A Combat Champion Was Snatched Up by a Werewolf Academy as an Instructor. After His Blood Test, the Whole School Fell to Its Knees —Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 689 开 From the Start, I Kissed the Young Marquis and Ran After Flirting 开局强吻小侯爷，我撩完就跑 Exquisitely Clear玲笼剔透Ancient Romance160k WordsCompleted [Hilarious and ridiculous + scheming, lovesick male lead + laissez-faire System + devoted, exclusive pairing + sweet romance + a cast of drama queens + secret identity exposed, then coasts to victory] Qi An’an’s life motto: If I can sit, I won’t stand. If I can make money, I won’t date. And if I do date, I won’t touch a rich heir. To bring her adoptive father back to life, she voluntarily bound herself to a System and became the temporary guardian angel of Xie Ci, the marquis household’s legiti 20Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I originally planned to rescue the person and leave, but who knew the sickly prince would turn into a powerful minister, showering me with gold, silver, and even abs every day, relentlessly pursuing me and impossible to shake off. Seeing that he remained silent, I couldn't have introduced the wrong person. [Admiration]

40. 690 星 The Galaxy Healing Center 星河疗愈所 Young Master Ye, Who Loves Egg White Puffs爱吃蛋白溶豆的叶少96k WordsCompleted Star River Healing Center 123Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 691 我 I Saw the Gods at the End of the World 我于末日见神明 Young Master Ye, Who Loves Egg White Puffs爱吃蛋白溶豆的叶少63k WordsCompleted I Saw the Gods at the End of the World 1Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 692 我 I Heal the Interstellar World by Planting Trees, Part One 我靠种树治愈星际（上） Young Master Ye, Who Loves Egg White Puffs爱吃蛋白溶豆的叶少13k WordsCompleted I Heal the Interstellar World by Planting Trees (Part 1) 1Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 693 我 I Heal the Interstellar World by Planting Trees, Part Two 我靠种树治愈星际（下） Young Master Ye, Who Loves Egg White Puffs爱吃蛋白溶豆的叶少11k WordsCompleted I Heal the Interstellar World by Planting Trees (Part 2) 4Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 694 第 District Nine: Crimson Seal 第九区：深红封印 Young Master Ye, Who Loves Egg White Puffs爱吃蛋白溶豆的叶少33k WordsCompleted Zone Nine: Crimson Seal 1Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 695 末 The Doomsday Bladesman 末世刀客 Young Master Ye, Who Loves Egg White Puffs爱吃蛋白溶豆的叶少16k WordsCompleted Doomsday Bladesman —Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 696 织 The Record of Sin 织罪录 Young Master Ye, Who Loves Egg White Puffs爱吃蛋白溶豆的叶少6k WordsCompleted The Record of Weaving Sin —Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 697 双 The Twin Souls Reborn 双生还魂记 Young Master Ye, Who Loves Egg White Puffs爱吃蛋白溶豆的叶少10k WordsCompleted Tale of Twin Souls Reborn —Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 698 寒 The Fragrant Winter Garment 寒衣添香记 Young Master Ye, Who Loves Egg White Puffs爱吃蛋白溶豆的叶少8k WordsCompleted The Fragrant Chronicle of Winter Clothes —Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 699 爆 The Hilarious Empress: I'm Getting Remarried 爆笑皇后：本宫要改嫁 Mu Mulan木木兰Ancient Romance526k WordsCompleted “You beast, stay back!” His beloved consort had cowered in the corner of the bed again, looking utterly aggrieved. The emperor silently rubbed his forehead. He was a mighty ruler, wise and valiant, handsome and charming, yet he had married an empress who did nothing but get into trouble every day. Not only did he have to clean up her messes and take his mother’s scoldings on her behalf, but she also went around accusing him of being a beast who forced himself on her. If she still wouldn’t let hi 2.3kReads8.5Score350Shelves

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    First️⃣ I suggest not reading this while you're slacking off [eating melon emoji], because you might not be able to resist laughing [crying with laughter emoji] so the female lead can inherit your fortune [smirking emoji]. So find a secluded place to read it. Third️⃣ The female lead is funny through sheer talent. On the first day of school, she gets a nickname; on the second day, she trips and falls, and the whole class laughs [crying with laughter emoji]; on the third day, she goes to attract bees and instantly gets pouty lips [eating melon emoji].

50. 700 寒 Fallen Plum Blossoms 寒梅落 Young Master Ye, Who Loves Egg White Puffs爱吃蛋白溶豆的叶少9k WordsCompleted Falling Plum Blossoms 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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